Rant on ID14: Fuck You Guys, and Fuck John Pendalton

[dewhicular]

You're gay.

[hankhhh12]

Is that, is that a girl? Kill it with fire!!!!!

[Christianchalk]

how many hits from tha crack pipe u take mahn?

[Brett0995]

W......was that a wild angry snorlax

[nasurdan]

all i wanna do is a boom boom boom and a zoom zoom just, just shake your rump. shake baby shake baby one two three four, shake baby shake baby, SHAKE. so gimme the boom boom boom and a zoom zoom... well im the type of guy who need lil more time then a zoom zoom so give me a few years with you then i'll be happy. what;da you say there chum? will u allow this young mate to water yur flowers or will you doom me to a mortal life of masterbation?

[Donatillo1961]

white coat ? I am a believer if you wear that costume man !!!!

[Donatillo1961]

don't need a dam white coat.

[lipsinkers1995]

is this a guy or a girl?!?!?! i have no fucken idea?

[leev44]

fuck yourself go and piss it xD

you mdfer

[FatalAnarchy95]

What the fuck is this shit?

[daynelmarzo]

She's a girl and she's lesbian...just go to her fucking channel and stop asking the same stupid question: are you a boy or girl?....seriously guys.

[TheXroadr]

Maybe it was mothman or that jeepers creepers thingy. Hmmmm....thinking about it they have good tequila in Mexico.

[macedoo67]

is that a guy or girl

because i have no idea at all

[KyoraMishiso]

Is this a virgin or a retarded git?

Because I have no idea at all.

[macedoo67]

so are you a boy or girl ? and even im a stoner

[KyoraMishiso]

Do Not Feed the Trolls.

GTFO my channel kthx.

[macedoo67]

so dont feed yo momma

got it

btw

stoners rule

[KyoraMishiso]

Oh, "Yo momma" jokes now?

You're not just a troll, you're a BAD one.

[dragonx5funtimes]

@KyoraMishiso but are you a boy or a girl?

i think a girl,but i'm not sure,please help us solve the puzzle

[TheAvengingAtheist]

We are surrounded by dinosaurs, they are called birds.

[haqim123456789]

the word hell is about god you dumbass fuck off

[strawclock]

I don't think God would appreciate you using such bad language.

[haqim123456789]

one more thing god create you not everythink tell youreself fuck of

[KyoraMishiso]

The hell'd you just say?

I'm serious, that sentence made no sense in the tongues of men, elves, dwarves or ents.

[haqim123456789]

son of a bitch go to helll fuck off or just go n die

[KyoraMishiso]

Go and die?

Please, I have better things to do with my time. And the only people who should be dying are the ones who think other people should die.

[haqim123456789]

one more thing god makes the world god knows everything you say and everything not ver or watever go to helll god is everything you son of a bitch

[KyoraMishiso]

God knows everything I say?

Well FUCK GOD! I deny the Holy Spirit! I deny Jesus Christ's Salvation!

I deny it all? Why? Because NONE OF THAT EXISTS.

What's more if everything is God, then I am also God. You sure you want to call God a Son of a Bitch?

[haqim123456789]

get the fuck off my face faggot some people dosent know the meaning of fucking off ohhh.... shes retarted

[KyoraMishiso]

You're the one watching my videos you two-bit halfwitted little myopic ignoramus.

[makiesharigan]

chupa-club <3

[CheatFreeGamer]

She's a girl and her name is Kyora,

ffs, doesnt anyone read the profile discription anymore?

[ylulnlulsYx1]

i think a  boy

[KyoraMishiso]

Then you're retarded.

[TheCosmoCircus]

Good comebsck:)

Really good video by the way.

[drako551]

so did my mom but don't worry shes cant see well

[splintersnake47]

are u a guy or girl? i's confused..

gods not real, fag, or pat, or w/e ?

[KyoraMishiso]

Are you retarded, or just a virgin?

[ThisDelilahIsBroken]

WHOA WHOA WHOA! The Bible is scientific? Since when? Do you Christians and Catholics have any proof that God made all living things? I didn't thinks so. Proof my pretties, proof. Granted my school doesn't talk about Evolution because it's on the border line of religion so I personally don't know the Scientific way we were created but whatever. Other people do. All I am saying in you religious bastards don't have any proof that God did half the shit he did in the Bible. Fuckers. Peace

[BenDover6669]

>:O People actually dared unsub you?

I just subbed you with this sock account, because I care about your e-penis...

[DevilishSmileInc]

Wait...

They're talking about hunting dinosaurs?

...

Did they learn nothing from Jurassic Park?!

[Abashi76]

I lost a lot of friends by youtube banning. You have more than a 1000 now.

[Grimlin1195]

Ahh, I still love ya!

[AisuSeijin]

No no, you see... You still have the subscribers... but their accounts were just demolished by votebots and youtube's false flagging system. =P

[DuckyKissz]

LMFAO where do u find these vids?????

[amoxtlacatl]

Ky, you're over 1,000 subscribers again!

You gonna do your Q&A vid now?

PRETTY PLEEEEEASE :D

If you're doing it, I have at least one question: your pronunciation of "El Chupacabras" (LOL) was pretty good. Do you speak any foreign languages and is Spanish one of them?

And -if you don't mind so personal a question- at what age did you first realize you liked girls?

[RoundSquareX]

I don't like your channel lay out, it's too damn confusing. How do I send you a private message? luv ya though :)

[LordCustos3]

WTF happened between 5:29 and 5:32!?

[FireyVampireOctopus]

A Quetzaquatolous tried to steal my lunch.

[bigsbyfreak]

I will continue to be one of your subscribers! Keep it coming!

[gorypleasure]

*cough 197 now cough*

Can we have a Q&A when you gat back up to 1000? :)

oh John Pendleton's is a creep!.

[rwese]

Funny as usual.

One suggestion, you should really put a default tag into your videos, which makes them show up in the related box more frequently.

[devtamagi]

Hilarious, informative. Great

[OriginalNightWarrior]

I love your sense of humor. You must have a girlfriend don't you?

[KyoraMishiso]

No. But I do have quite a few girls who are in love with me and who I am in love with.

[Brianswers]

Dinosaurs are everywhere! I just put dino feed in my dino feeder for the bir.. I mean dinosaurs. :p

Finding an actual living dinosaur would not affect evolution at all, any more than finding the cieleocanth (sp) did.

[blackmetalqueer]

lol at 6:00 their "science" is nothing but UFO tales...

[ChrisJMoor]

Kyora, could you please provide a url linking to this video? I sense an insert light sabre / electroprod/ ass whipping video coming on. These guys promised me dinosaurs. No dinosaurs are in evidence, so I feel cheated.

[Paxmax]

Yeah yeah! they'll setup some cameras and dart the flying dino!

of coz they know exactly what tranquilizer to use and what dosage... yep yep...

Oh dear, I even contemplated the idea, what a fricken moron I am.

excellent vid Kyora! Peace Love and the inedible flowers!

[VisitingXenoc133]

I believe we are surrounded by dinosaurs; they are noisy, live in trees, twitter (in fact I can hear one right now), and old people like to keep them in the sun rooms of their nursing homes to brighten their day.

[PauloPelle14]

After watching all these creationist video's I've just thought of something... do these retards actually know what evolution is? xD

[GriffinPilgrim]

Creationism Lost World. Fecking hell.

[soulinite]

John Pendalton is a douche.

[soulinite]

You are smart. I'll subscribe.

[boobmcnutt]

OMFG! I can't believe that guy just said dinosaurs couldn't have gone extinct millions of years ago because they're still knocking about eating farm animals in Mexico. And for once I'd like to give the discovery institute props for coming out of fucking no where with a totally fresh, totally original argument.

[Vegetoacs]

Oh rofl.....Dinosaurs exist. You know why the people of mexico see dinosaurs? :P Peyote XD

Seriously, seeing anything while stoned is probably going to give the illusion of it being larger or more horrifying than it is, and the brain has had to adjust what it's seeing in order to rationalise it. Similar to how we see faces in top down geography, or why those paintings where children see dolphins, and adults see people having sex, work.

But then, these dudes are IDers...so it's probably lies.

[geminyo]

oh crap. it's gauos. we need gamera to beat him back!

[Sn0wGl0b3]

It might have something to do with Myspace being screwed. I know that I'm subbed to you but it still has the "Subscribe" button in the corner of the screen.....

BTW I love the random screaming after the dinosaur explanation :P lol xD

[wolfwing1]

OH GOD these idiots...missing head, blood trails, it's the bloody chupacabra NOT a pteradron...j/k :>

Though as much as these guys are Idiots...frankly if they can catch a fly reptile like pterdactyl I'm all for it, they won't, but who wouldn't want science to find one if they still exist? Not that it refute evolution any more then celocanth did/

[Teirusu155]

Aww :( I didn't unsub!

[wolfwing1]

Heh I still havn't heard a really good explanation for how sin turns animals into perfectly adapated to eating other things.

[Deanballoonatic]

I'm still here and I love ya, (even if you turn to a Heterosoxual. Us Lesbians need to stick together; OK I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body, sorry for the way I was born).

Anyway, even if we had Spanish speaking Pterodactyls in Mexico; How would that disprove Evolution?

I'm sure it's DNA would put it between the modern birds and the lizard/ dinosaur families.

[Smurfkiller921]

04:02 The dodo bird is a perfect example lol.

[Flapjackbatter]

Why did god hate the Neanderthals :| ?

[AlanCFA]

Questions: Has anybody ever seen John Pendleton when he WASN'T wearing a lab coat?

Is it progress that gibberish is available in other languages?

What, exactly, is "scientific" in the Bible? The FLOOD? Turning water into wine? Talking snakes? The Jews being lost in a desert the size of San Bernardino County for 40 years???

p.s.you haven't lost everyone,

Looks like DP is still a subscriber :)

p.p.s try giving a shout ot to Squagnut, he's got good stuff but few subscribers.

[AlanCFA]

I'm still a subscriber :)

The intro is by Carl Baugh of the Creation Evidence Museum.

His museum explains why "... Methuselah and Noah could have lived for hundreds of years"

"...prior to the Great Flood, a stronger magnetic field, increased oxygen levels, and a protective, magenta-hued 'firmamental canopy' of crystallized metallic hydrogen surrounding the earth promoted longer lives..."

"magenta-hued...crystallized metallic hydrogen"???

What kind of fraudulent moron is this guy?

[whitelighterangel78]

omg...I know about that guy....a regular on TBN...I can't stand him

[Desertphile]

Near the mountains of Jalisco, late at night, in the moonlight, people see flying objects the size of small air planes..... ROTFL!!!!!!

[Desertphile]

Chemist! ROTFL! And I just love the $15 lab coat. Why, that lab coat is going to make me ignore all of the massive weight of evidence that says he's full of shit.

[opkpfvd]

kk...k..ky..kyora d..do.. u hate me too *sniffle* T_T

[MastrodiAtheist]

aww... I fucking hate you too.

JK

nice video

[mrgoldphish]

Hmmm, again the Flintstones is not history, nor were they in the bible.

[ftwsmp]

Don't blame me babe, I subscribed about a week ago because Desertphile told me to. How could I possibly ignore Desertphile's advice?

How could anyone?

[Flapjackbatter]

I can think of 2 instances where one would ignore Desertphiles advice:

1 If you are a HHO-nutter.

2 If you are a creationist-nutter.

[Raivu42]

I'm still subscribed. :) And I don't have as many as you do. xD Don't feel too down about it. Love the vid, btw.

[stagism]

No thousand question subscriber thingy? Give me a few minutes to register a couple of sock accounts.

Also, that creationist piece was disturbing for so very many reasons.

[Arachibutyrophobe87]

Wow, Pendleton must be a super hardcore scientist because he's wearing a lab coat....and he's not even in a laboratory!!!

[KyoraMishiso]

The Labcoat gives him +5 Intelligence.

However, when your Intel. is about -50 to begin with...

[Arachibutyrophobe87]

Ah yes, the -50 Intelligence handicap that comes with the "Creationist" class. Is it really worth it for the 85% protection from reality?

[Deanballoonatic]

John Pendelton's character record sheet:

STRENGTH: Who knows? (I'm guessing 2-3)

DEXTERITY: Godlike to be able to juggle facts with bullshit.

CONSTITUTION: Pretty good to put up with Mexico's water supply.

INTELLIGENCE: -50 ; +5 mod with labcoat

WISDOM: -50 ; -10 mod with Ken Ham's Biblical Glasses

CHARISMA: (2*) ; special powers over Christians +1000 mod; over those with a 4+\= INT; -10,000

[phenixwryter]

He'd fit right in as a cleric for the five headed lawful, evil dragon, Tiamat.

[redquas6920]

Okay if these guys are "Scientist" and say that fire breathing lizards on the bible. I guess unicorns exists!!! Seriously.....Unicorns!!

[KyoraMishiso]

I would make the Metalacolypse reference again, but I already have, so instead I shall say: "UNICORNS OF DIE!"

[betocool]

I think the bible also mentions unicorns too

[KyoraMishiso]

Impossible! There's no such thing as unicorns!

Then again...how else could all those trolls die...

[HumanStrategy]

There is more evidence for cheese being made in the creases of fat people than there are for pterodactyls.

[KyoraMishiso]

CHEEESE!

[phenixwryter]

LoL  Great smack down on two idiots.

Their artistically done visual aid poster, used to portray the ecosystem, looks like it was purchased from a head shop.

[KyoraMishiso]

In one of the parts I cut out, he was saying "This poster reminds me of when we were down in Latin America together. Even though there was no water."

[phenixwryter]

LoL What a douche.

The nutty prof is wrong about large predator attacks, too. Usually there is very little or no evidence left behind.

[wolfwing1]

I was thinking I kinda wish that nightsky in the poster was ours :>

[wolfwing1]

I was thinking actually that if we lived in some place like that poster...it would sure help to think god exists, closest we can get to that is seeing stuff in telescopes that were only visible in the last while *least the sky stuff* we get this beatiful but dull night sky, give me that painting anyday :>

[phenixwryter]

It is a cool poster. : )

[HumanStrategy]

John P. is an ignoramus LOL

[KyoraMishiso]

Made of stuuuupid.

[Sojiri]

you hate me?

well then

youre not invited to my birthday!!!

[KyoraMishiso]

Yes. I hate you, specifically, Sojiri. You never gave me your DevArt account!

[qabala]

Does he wear that lab coat everywhere?

[KyoraMishiso]

Yup, basically.

[redquas6920]

To make him look "scientific"LULZ!!!!

[qabala]

I also find the introduction, "Professor Chemist John Pendleton" to be worded suspiciously.

[Fordi]

"And we'll se up an artificial feeding ground, tranq it, tag it..."

Um. Then why haven't you done it? Seems relatively trivial. Most real scientists wouldn't be shooting off at the mouth about such things without /first/ having made such an effort to see one up close.

[KyoraMishiso]

Indeed.

[Scheckig]

Man, this shit is lulzy...I just read the chapters he was talking about and here are the results.

Job:ch40: no great lizards, serpents, or anything like that, Job praises god and begs for mercy.Job:ch41: no mention of the leviathan, no scientific conditions for creating "Controlled fire", job just continues to beg for mercy.Those two are completely full of shit, do people not pick up the book and read the chapters when they make these claims?No..wait..they pick up their fucking checkbooks.Idiocy

[KyoraMishiso]

OWNED. I never got around to reading it.

[Scheckig]

Glad to be of service.

[RoundSquareX]

Great video!

[KyoraMishiso]

Dankies.

[wyrdness1]

lol crypto-zoology as evidence for creationism >:)

[KyoraMishiso]

One Psuedoscience proves another.

[CausesSideEffects]

they are called bats or.. liars.. haha

[KyoraMishiso]

BATS! Jesus Christ, umbrella, UMBRELLA!

[TilenKow]

Great vid! Like your rants and all, but please get your audio segments normalized (you talk way to quiet compared to imported clips audio). Keep up the good work!

[KyoraMishiso]

I'll try it.