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  • Man fuck roger ebert

  • "We professional movie critics count it a banner week when only one movie involves eating, falling into, or being covered by excrement (or a cameo appearance by Carson Daly). We are not prudes. We are prepared to laugh. But what these movies, including "Joe Dirt," often do not understand is that the act of being buried in crap is not in and of itself funny."

    Joe Dirt, by Roger Ebert / April 11, 2001 Chicago Sun-Times

  • I'm so glad I haven't seen this movie.

  • Gross humor is amusing.

  • Show me your boobies XD

  • How come they cut this out of the movie?

  • @TheVipersRKO1 they don't

  • URBAN DISCIPLINE

  • "ITS PUTS THE POO ON ITS SKIN"

  • one of my favorite movies so FUNNY!!!

  • I got the poo on me

  • ha ha "chicken wings!"

  • @thejoeking97 "Kickin' Wing" is his buddy's name. Great movie.

  • супер комедия

  • I like how the top comments are piratically the same thing. >.>

  • 0:37 0:40 thats what she said

  • LOL 0:41

  • Ah gawwt da peww owwnn meyy

  • Keep pressing 0:26 after one second

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  • TANK!!!

  • this has to be david spades best movie. funny as hell

  • 5 ppl got poo on em

  • New definition of shitfaced...

  • kicken wing stop! it somebody help me! is it done how much is in there?!

    i got the pooh om me

    lmao XD

  • I GOT THE POOO ON MEEE XD

  • Looks like he got strap to a giant dildo XD

  • most famous line for joe dirt "i got the poo on me"

  • Is it done? How much is in there? LOL

  • could be Fat Man, could be Little Boy, lol

  • "You! Show me them boobies!"

  • is it done!? how much is in there?

  • AH GAWT DA POO ON MEEEE!! :(

    *in comes anti-gay african guy* EAT DA POO POO

  • i would puke if this happened to me

  • its just an ol crapper tank people.

  • how come i can never find the part where he tells the girl "and you...show me them boobies"

  • I was drinking apple juice while watching this, I hate you.

  • Is it done?!? How much is in there?!?!?!

  • the poo looks alot like pudding that i would wanna eat.

  • @noblealumni nasty

  • @noblealumni thats pretty sick man...

  • anybody know the name of the hot girl in this scene?

  • @sqadron2386 perv

  • @sqadron2386 i think its karen mcdougal im not sure

  • Too funny!

  • THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER :)

  • nice

  • I took a shit on a puppy once.

  • I found this extremely humorous.

  • "I got da pooh on meh!" Greatest qoute in this epic move!!!!!!!!! XD

  • Im mad the poop was clearly pressurized LMAO

  • show me them boobies, or i smack it and it goes bang

  • A perfect metaphor for this movie!

  • I got the poo on me.

  • The best part

  • You Show Me Em Boobies. lol

  • I GOTZ DA POOH OHN MEH

  • i lovee joe dirt!

  • kickin wing stop it. I love this show

  • HAHA i got the poo on me, Joe Dirt was a great movie

  • Who was the chick that showed her boobs in this movie?

  • this is definitely in my top 10 favorite movies

  • i got da poo on me

  • how much is in there " i got the poo on me

  • I got the poo on me

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  • I got the poo on me!

  • made milk come out of my nose

  • LMFAO

    i got the pooh on me lmao

  • I bet the girl who showed her boobs realized she did it for nothing

  • lol

  • SOMEBODY HELP ME!! IS IT DONE.....

  • lol HAHAH!! I GOT THE POO ON ME!!!!!

  • I GOT THE POO ON ME

  • so gross and funny:D

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  • I GOT THE POO ON ME! D:

  • whats her name shes so hott

  • There should be a rated "R" version of this move, exactly the same except, its more explicit.

  • this movie is perfect just the way it is, no need for language it wouldnt really help.

  • lol!!! i got da poo on me

  • what if it was a bomb dat blew up? lol

  • "I GOT THE POO ON ME!! (whines)"

    Gotta love this movie, you guys, seriously!

  • the cop was ron howards dad

  • I got da poo on me!!!!!

  • wtf? I'd pay good money to have that happen to me! geez what a waste of perfectly good salad

  • i dont remember making this comment

  • lmfao

  • Note to self: Never tailgate an RV without the crapper tank in place

  • I GOT THE POO ON ME!!!

  • lol i got the poo on me

  • One of Dennis Miller's greatest film roles.

  • God, I love David Spade.

  • kickin wing help !!!!!

    oh god thats funny

  • i got the poo on me LOL

  • its just an old crapper tank people

  • HAHAHAHAHA!

    Mint...

  • I never heard or seen an RV septic tank in the shape of a rocket, until I watched the movie. All the shit poured on his head, and everyone was all like eww!

  • "I got the poo on me!" :D

  • "how much is in there" lmao

  • funny

  • hair-do's Amazing, lol

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  • What if he blew up the septic tank?

  • ha ha lmfao that will be funny

  • It's just an old crapper tank people!

  • "I gots some poo on me."

    Classic.

  • "I got the poo on me" you were wrong

  • Is it done yet? lol

  • what is that girls name who flashed him earlier

  • i need to know

  • rofl i love this part

  • Am i the only one that finds this guy who is intervuing joe dirt is annoying?

    First class douchebag!

  • one of my favorite parts in the movie.

  • i love the crapper scene.. speaking of crap....EXCUSE ME!

  • i got the poo on me!

  • "It's just an old crapper tank, people." *thunk* "Ehhhhhahh, Kickin Wing, stop it."

  • lol its just a old craper tank

  • sneskid9885 u fuken homo its i got the pooon me not i got some poo on me i have proof i can mouth all the words on joe dirt i wacth all day every day pretty much

  • It's actually not "i got the pooon on me" Know what your talking about before correcting somone else

  • hey hey hey you're talkin to my guy all wrong, its the wrong tone, do it again and ill stab u in the face w/ a sottering iron. Assclown

  • If that b/s is true, then you absolutely have no life whatsoever.

  • saggymaari - its not poon either dumbass! and dont say shit to people like that all because they said something wrong that was what someone said in a movie you cocksucking gayrod

  • i got the poo on me! LMFAO

  • hey dumb ass sneskid9885 it's i got the poo on me not i got some poo on me unless ur accually talking about urself which u probably are fuckhead.

  • ByTheWaySide17 - wtf is your prob asswipe i havent done shit to you.go get fucked up the ass by your homo fuck buddy

  • i got some poo on me! lmao

  • I can't get away! roflmao

  • I GOT THE POO ON ME!!!

  • is it done? how much is in there?  lmao

  • i got the poo on me. lmao

  • u there show me them boobies

    *eyes get huge* i love that part of the movie

    almost had to go to the hospital when he said is it done yet?

  • First he eats off of a crap meteor, then the atom bomb septic tank spews on him. Shit just LURRRVS Joe dirt.

  • watch the movie and youll feel a bit different about joe

  • I did. That's why I'm mentioning it. XD

  • got this movie at home. The first like 3 times i thought it was really funny on a basic level and then afterwards i laughed really hard cos the dude cracks the crapper tank open. Like why did he even have to do that? It wasn't to the crowd's advantage cos it stank haha

  • Skateboarders will do that to you...hahaha

  • I Got The Poo On Me!

  • i lol'd so hard

  • I got the POO on me!  Looks like baby shit!

  • The old dude that opens the crapper tank is Ron Howard's dad. Even looks like a little.

    They should have got Barney Fife.

  • I just picked up this dvd for 7 bucks. Best 7 bucks I ever spent. I GOT THE POO ON ME!

  • i got the poo on me lol

  • YUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you guys woudnt believe how much i watch this damn movie,

    i know every damn line.

    it never gets old.

  • rotflmao

  • lol i got the poo on me

  • I got da poo on me!!!

  • does neone know the name of the girl who flashed him

  • OMG hilarios

  • LOL JOE DIRT

  • i gots the poo on me!

  • I like the scene where he tells the chick to show him her tits, " You... show me dem bewbies". heheh

  • i want a Joe Dirt 2 :)

  • i got the poo on me

  • lol

  • I GOT THE POO ON ME!

  • Joe needed a shi* load of tp.

  • heellp meeh

  • i got the poo on me

  • Thank you for posting this.

  • IS IT DONE, HOW MUCH IS IN THERE?? i gots the pooooo on me!!

  • lol!this movie is funny!lol!

  • best movie EVER

  • If anyone heard David Spade's commentary for the movie, he actually wasn't acting when he said 'how much is in there'. They said cut, but i guess the director got that on camera and decided to put that in there. At least that's what i heard.

  • I got the pooh on me. Lol priceless.

  • lol favourite scene

  • I got da poo on me!

  • That crap looks like chocolate pudding...Just joking (lol). It's been done where people get chocolate and shit mixed up. I'm looking in your direction Bob Saget's character in Dumb and Dumberer (lol)

  • lmao.

    i LOVE joe dirt.

  • I GOT THE POO ON ME

  • LMAO "Is it done, how much is in there?" XD

  • "i got the pooh on me"

  • I want to take a shower just watching that