"We professional movie critics count it a banner week when only one movie involves eating, falling into, or being covered by excrement (or a cameo appearance by Carson Daly). We are not prudes. We are prepared to laugh. But what these movies, including "Joe Dirt," often do not understand is that the act of being buried in crap is not in and of itself funny."
Joe Dirt, by Roger Ebert / April 11, 2001 Chicago Sun-Times
I never heard or seen an RV septic tank in the shape of a rocket, until I watched the movie. All the shit poured on his head, and everyone was all like eww!
sneskid9885 u fuken homo its i got the pooon me not i got some poo on me i have proof i can mouth all the words on joe dirt i wacth all day every day pretty much
saggymaari - its not poon either dumbass! and dont say shit to people like that all because they said something wrong that was what someone said in a movie you cocksucking gayrod
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
got this movie at home. The first like 3 times i thought it was really funny on a basic level and then afterwards i laughed really hard cos the dude cracks the crapper tank open. Like why did he even have to do that? It wasn't to the crowd's advantage cos it stank haha
If anyone heard David Spade's commentary for the movie, he actually wasn't acting when he said 'how much is in there'. They said cut, but i guess the director got that on camera and decided to put that in there. At least that's what i heard.
That crap looks like chocolate pudding...Just joking (lol). It's been done where people get chocolate and shit mixed up. I'm looking in your direction Bob Saget's character in Dumb and Dumberer (lol)
Man fuck roger ebert
5150scottie5150 1 week ago
"We professional movie critics count it a banner week when only one movie involves eating, falling into, or being covered by excrement (or a cameo appearance by Carson Daly). We are not prudes. We are prepared to laugh. But what these movies, including "Joe Dirt," often do not understand is that the act of being buried in crap is not in and of itself funny."
Joe Dirt, by Roger Ebert / April 11, 2001 Chicago Sun-Times
TheDidgeKid 3 weeks ago
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This movie was great.
mechacode 1 month ago
I'm so glad I haven't seen this movie.
SPQRImperator 4 months ago
Gross humor is amusing.
1f5sda 5 months ago
Show me your boobies XD
TheGregoryHD 5 months ago 2
How come they cut this out of the movie?
TheVipersRKO1 5 months ago
@TheVipersRKO1 they don't
1krubby 1 month ago
URBAN DISCIPLINE
xStaycleanx 5 months ago
"ITS PUTS THE POO ON ITS SKIN"
werewolfxxx0 6 months ago in playlist Joe Dirt 2
one of my favorite movies so FUNNY!!!
6docter6ed6richtofen 6 months ago
I got the poo on me
ventursofatnrocko 7 months ago
ha ha "chicken wings!"
thejoeking97 7 months ago
@thejoeking97 "Kickin' Wing" is his buddy's name. Great movie.
HarryHydro 7 months ago
супер комедия
west21496 7 months ago
I like how the top comments are piratically the same thing. >.>
Rpoman2009 7 months ago
0:37 0:40 thats what she said
ovarieonslaught 8 months ago
LOL 0:41
HookShotCA 8 months ago
Ah gawwt da peww owwnn meyy
HookShotCA 8 months ago
Keep pressing 0:26 after one second
HookShotCA 8 months ago
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HookShotCA 8 months ago
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HookShotCA 8 months ago
TANK!!!
StMustaine 8 months ago
this has to be david spades best movie. funny as hell
xredrumx831 10 months ago
5 ppl got poo on em
THENCSASQUATCH 10 months ago
New definition of shitfaced...
nlindor87 10 months ago
kicken wing stop! it somebody help me! is it done how much is in there?!
i got the pooh om me
lmao XD
FunnySk8er12374 10 months ago 4
I GOT THE POOO ON MEEE XD
THENCSASQUATCH 10 months ago
Looks like he got strap to a giant dildo XD
MGBandit75 11 months ago
most famous line for joe dirt "i got the poo on me"
621bigboy 11 months ago
Is it done? How much is in there? LOL
grassburner 1 year ago
could be Fat Man, could be Little Boy, lol
Theburn77 1 year ago
"You! Show me them boobies!"
mizkex 1 year ago 2
is it done!? how much is in there?
dodgedart74 1 year ago
AH GAWT DA POO ON MEEEE!! :(
*in comes anti-gay african guy* EAT DA POO POO
Lizardman0354 1 year ago 3
i would puke if this happened to me
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
its just an ol crapper tank people.
jerryman011 1 year ago
how come i can never find the part where he tells the girl "and you...show me them boobies"
geddoe316 1 year ago 4
I was drinking apple juice while watching this, I hate you.
pengsman 1 year ago
Is it done?!? How much is in there?!?!?!
shmcgr71 1 year ago 3
the poo looks alot like pudding that i would wanna eat.
noblealumni 1 year ago
@noblealumni nasty
pilzamar 1 year ago 3
@noblealumni thats pretty sick man...
alcody1 1 year ago
anybody know the name of the hot girl in this scene?
sqadron2386 1 year ago
@sqadron2386 perv
motivationjr 1 year ago
@sqadron2386 i think its karen mcdougal im not sure
gmod10360up 1 year ago
Too funny!
1f5sda 1 year ago
THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER :)
JDUBBSTV 1 year ago 2
nice
motorcitymucle 1 year ago
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I took a shit on a puppy once.
AssholeRick69 1 year ago
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I took a shit on a puppy once.
AssholeRick69 1 year ago
I took a shit on a puppy once.
AssholeRick69 1 year ago
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@AssholeRick69 nice
popscoop12 1 year ago
I found this extremely humorous.
1f5sda 1 year ago
"I got da pooh on meh!" Greatest qoute in this epic move!!!!!!!!! XD
LordoftheKaty 1 year ago
Im mad the poop was clearly pressurized LMAO
tha07flopro 2 years ago
show me them boobies, or i smack it and it goes bang
emachines007 2 years ago
A perfect metaphor for this movie!
cuppajoesugar 2 years ago
I got the poo on me.
ChristainPatriot01 2 years ago 2
The best part
maxi11518 2 years ago
You Show Me Em Boobies. lol
barsandstars01 2 years ago 5
I GOTZ DA POOH OHN MEH
0Catfight0 2 years ago 33
i lovee joe dirt!
AyeeAdrianUH408 2 years ago 3
kickin wing stop it. I love this show
iAmGOD009 2 years ago 2
HAHA i got the poo on me, Joe Dirt was a great movie
wikked101 2 years ago 2
Who was the chick that showed her boobs in this movie?
everybodyforgets 2 years ago 2
this is definitely in my top 10 favorite movies
Foltz13 2 years ago 6
i got da poo on me
channel747 2 years ago 4
how much is in there " i got the poo on me
TheHunii6969 2 years ago 10
I got the poo on me
BKerve5894 2 years ago 4
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machxzero 2 years ago
I got the poo on me!
MrCorbinDallas 2 years ago 3
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"you are so pathetic"
adam327901 2 years ago
made milk come out of my nose
Rcampo42 2 years ago
LMFAO
i got the pooh on me lmao
MaskedVidz 2 years ago
I bet the girl who showed her boobs realized she did it for nothing
LegendKillingChain 2 years ago
lol
cwlshcuh15 2 years ago
SOMEBODY HELP ME!! IS IT DONE.....
notanomad 2 years ago
lol HAHAH!! I GOT THE POO ON ME!!!!!
juanc2499 2 years ago 2
I GOT THE POO ON ME
ernie2856 2 years ago 2
so gross and funny:D
Rcampo42 2 years ago 3
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1f5sda 2 years ago 2
I GOT THE POO ON ME! D:
rascalflatts552 2 years ago 60
whats her name shes so hott
Olliebum75 2 years ago
There should be a rated "R" version of this move, exactly the same except, its more explicit.
zackwhupass 2 years ago
this movie is perfect just the way it is, no need for language it wouldnt really help.
sk8fr3ak14 2 years ago
lol!!! i got da poo on me
deidarafangirl777 2 years ago 2
what if it was a bomb dat blew up? lol
craZyboyZ1417 2 years ago
"I GOT THE POO ON ME!! (whines)"
Gotta love this movie, you guys, seriously!
DEthe5150 2 years ago 6
the cop was ron howards dad
halloweenfan92 2 years ago
I got da poo on me!!!!!
Stargazer1617 2 years ago 5
wtf? I'd pay good money to have that happen to me! geez what a waste of perfectly good salad
GomerDose 2 years ago 2
i dont remember making this comment
GomerDose 2 years ago 4
lmfao
ThatWhiteB0y 2 years ago
Note to self: Never tailgate an RV without the crapper tank in place
default99telecom 3 years ago
I GOT THE POO ON ME!!!
linkh20 3 years ago 4
lol i got the poo on me
filoz2nvy 3 years ago 3
One of Dennis Miller's greatest film roles.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago 3
God, I love David Spade.
InsertZipCode 3 years ago 2
kickin wing help !!!!!
oh god thats funny
culdeetrain4 3 years ago
i got the poo on me LOL
andrewtheone7 3 years ago 4
its just an old crapper tank people
Lukasbimba93 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHA!
Mint...
DarkBenjy 3 years ago
I never heard or seen an RV septic tank in the shape of a rocket, until I watched the movie. All the shit poured on his head, and everyone was all like eww!
roversrawsome 3 years ago
"I got the poo on me!" :D
cumminsturbofan101 3 years ago 7
"how much is in there" lmao
guitarfreak714 3 years ago 7
funny
werock311 3 years ago
hair-do's Amazing, lol
dbgr34 3 years ago
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1f5sda 3 years ago
What if he blew up the septic tank?
Rob543 3 years ago 3
ha ha lmfao that will be funny
dxhbkdxthegame 3 years ago
It's just an old crapper tank people!
itsMaggieee 3 years ago 6
"I gots some poo on me."
Classic.
ForbiddenSiren1 3 years ago 2
"I got the poo on me" you were wrong
awkook 3 years ago 8
Is it done yet? lol
Grammaton485 3 years ago 2
what is that girls name who flashed him earlier
lilrock1015 3 years ago
i need to know
vadersick12 3 years ago
rofl i love this part
yearbookid22 3 years ago
Am i the only one that finds this guy who is intervuing joe dirt is annoying?
First class douchebag!
Jonzer24 3 years ago
one of my favorite parts in the movie.
pimpdogpatrick 3 years ago 4
i love the crapper scene.. speaking of crap....EXCUSE ME!
MFOOF123 3 years ago 3
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wow this is the most retarded movie i think i ever saw
Brandon26acdcfan 3 years ago
i got the poo on me!
nativegal08 3 years ago 4
"It's just an old crapper tank, people." *thunk* "Ehhhhhahh, Kickin Wing, stop it."
cheebacko 3 years ago 2
lol its just a old craper tank
miss24fan 3 years ago 5
sneskid9885 u fuken homo its i got the pooon me not i got some poo on me i have proof i can mouth all the words on joe dirt i wacth all day every day pretty much
saggymaari 3 years ago
It's actually not "i got the pooon on me" Know what your talking about before correcting somone else
HTFfan111 3 years ago
hey hey hey you're talkin to my guy all wrong, its the wrong tone, do it again and ill stab u in the face w/ a sottering iron. Assclown
cheebacko 3 years ago 5
If that b/s is true, then you absolutely have no life whatsoever.
cheebacko 3 years ago
saggymaari - its not poon either dumbass! and dont say shit to people like that all because they said something wrong that was what someone said in a movie you cocksucking gayrod
sneskid9885 3 years ago
i got the poo on me! LMFAO
WoWgeto 3 years ago
hey dumb ass sneskid9885 it's i got the poo on me not i got some poo on me unless ur accually talking about urself which u probably are fuckhead.
ByTheWaySide17 3 years ago
ByTheWaySide17 - wtf is your prob asswipe i havent done shit to you.go get fucked up the ass by your homo fuck buddy
sneskid9885 3 years ago 2
i got some poo on me! lmao
sneskid9885 3 years ago
I can't get away! roflmao
planktonjack 3 years ago
I GOT THE POO ON ME!!!
wwetitle818 3 years ago
is it done? how much is in there? lmao
Albeleo 3 years ago
i got the poo on me. lmao
sk8erkid04 3 years ago
u there show me them boobies
*eyes get huge* i love that part of the movie
almost had to go to the hospital when he said is it done yet?
aoema 3 years ago
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alflexff890 3 years ago
First he eats off of a crap meteor, then the atom bomb septic tank spews on him. Shit just LURRRVS Joe dirt.
Dmasterman 3 years ago
watch the movie and youll feel a bit different about joe
marineninga 3 years ago
I did. That's why I'm mentioning it. XD
Dmasterman 3 years ago
got this movie at home. The first like 3 times i thought it was really funny on a basic level and then afterwards i laughed really hard cos the dude cracks the crapper tank open. Like why did he even have to do that? It wasn't to the crowd's advantage cos it stank haha
MrOscarDaSilvaVieira 3 years ago
Skateboarders will do that to you...hahaha
default99telecom 3 years ago
I Got The Poo On Me!
yoohoocan1 3 years ago 4
i lol'd so hard
Numbuh7 3 years ago
I got the POO on me! Looks like baby shit!
Fleetwood1952 3 years ago
The old dude that opens the crapper tank is Ron Howard's dad. Even looks like a little.
They should have got Barney Fife.
stratman123 3 years ago
I just picked up this dvd for 7 bucks. Best 7 bucks I ever spent. I GOT THE POO ON ME!
ir0nmaiden13 4 years ago
i got the poo on me lol
classicsanchez09 4 years ago
YUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
minilst5 4 years ago
you guys woudnt believe how much i watch this damn movie,
i know every damn line.
it never gets old.
xiluvyo0hx 4 years ago
rotflmao
Iruy22 4 years ago
lol i got the poo on me
gothicbunny13 4 years ago
I got da poo on me!!!
KaneTakerFan1 4 years ago 4
does neone know the name of the girl who flashed him
timmg85 4 years ago 4
OMG hilarios
suckitdx21327 4 years ago 2
LOL JOE DIRT
ShimoOwnzU 4 years ago
i gots the poo on me!
aqking1345 4 years ago
I like the scene where he tells the chick to show him her tits, " You... show me dem bewbies". heheh
BDWFilms115 4 years ago 3
i want a Joe Dirt 2 :)
KriegPower 4 years ago 11
i got the poo on me
ummuguessit 4 years ago 2
lol
cummingisfun 4 years ago 2
I GOT THE POO ON ME!
bigdill93 4 years ago 2
Joe needed a shi* load of tp.
bugmann44 4 years ago
heellp meeh
britarthc 4 years ago 4
i got the poo on me
XxxxxXjuggaloXxxxxX 4 years ago 5
Thank you for posting this.
femalepeachycat 4 years ago 4
IS IT DONE, HOW MUCH IS IN THERE?? i gots the pooooo on me!!
raptorrider07 4 years ago 5
lol!this movie is funny!lol!
femalepeachycat 4 years ago 3
best movie EVER
LACHAiSE69 4 years ago
If anyone heard David Spade's commentary for the movie, he actually wasn't acting when he said 'how much is in there'. They said cut, but i guess the director got that on camera and decided to put that in there. At least that's what i heard.
LajonWithSpoon 4 years ago 2
I got the pooh on me. Lol priceless.
Tylergoth 4 years ago
lol favourite scene
crazyamer42 4 years ago
I got da poo on me!
Haseo569 4 years ago
That crap looks like chocolate pudding...Just joking (lol). It's been done where people get chocolate and shit mixed up. I'm looking in your direction Bob Saget's character in Dumb and Dumberer (lol)
Nicksolo85 4 years ago
lmao.
i LOVE joe dirt.
countrygrl0122 4 years ago
I GOT THE POO ON ME
loganbly 4 years ago
LMAO "Is it done, how much is in there?" XD
KingPun 4 years ago
"i got the pooh on me"
dog650 4 years ago
I want to take a shower just watching that
luvmybulldog 4 years ago