learn german

[ShusterYosh]

Das klingt so, als wollte er es einem Baby beibringen :D

[MuhammadAbdillahi]

ich liebe deutsch

[AYLiNLiCi0US]

i think its awesome

he can pronounce it soo well

but I saw a few lil grammar mistakes muhaha :)

[88emu]

This actually REALLY works, especially for those who have basic german and just need it reinforced. Sieg heil Herr Nelson!

[lilithp6]

Süßer Maus. Verdammt lustig.

[ChrisDiablo91]

XD, funny, Aber warum wollt ihr alle Deutsch lernen^^ Naja aber gut gelernt

[Xelanderthomas]

Dude, you have to do more of these. This was great!!

[HesseJamez]

Your "ch" is perfect !

How long have you learned?

[nobelbachelor]

you are genious,great job..

[bellamel]

vielen danke...

I am trying to learn German. I truly appreciate the clarity of speaking of this video.

[mandapocalypse]

As slow paced and ridiculous as this video was, I found it actually VERY helpful! Especially being a very beginner in learning the German language.

[namazzitoo]

brilliant! awesomely amusing...

[Kulawendin]

Your German is about as good as your cooking!

[Kopernikus003]

ja ich will es nicht essen müssen :D

[verbliner]

OMG!! you're so cute! damn your cute German arsch ;)

[Astaire91]

Schon krass hab mir nie so wirklich Gedanken darüber gemacht wie schwer doch eingentlich Deutsch ist...

[roreys]

Thats was so amazing !!!!!

Thank u very mutch to uploading this !!!

I've learn so mutch, thanks!!!

[TDGfans]

Why do you use a black banana when you're making Turkish coffee?

[hopefu20]

Lolz.... :)) lols

well done Nelson! so funny and helpful, good job and keep it up. ;) :)

[KhmerFlower]

wow I never realised how much English and German had in common! cool!

[flat9sharp11flat7984]

Das sieht eklig aus.

[domyaska]

du bist sehr nett. danke für das Unterrichten..ich bin italienish

[bhofs]

hillarious but in essence very helpful =)

[Stashettes]

I refuse to learn German from this Deutcher.

[StellaSolariaGermany]

ganz schön gestört wie du das denn leuten bebringen willst it´s really crazy!!! you speaking good german but it sounds like you´re a little bit crazy in your head :D

[LickMeDontKickMe]

NO NO

[sininkh]

very good lesson. thank you herr Nelson :-)

[LinguaTV]

I love teaching German with videos!

[PinkFloydrulez]

wait.. what did he make?

[suraspammers]

Your Awesome I Will Tke Deutch As My Second Language in the school/ Thanks Ur Awesome anf un <3

[suraspammers]

Lol Rottatouile..

[sunflyer40]

Thanks, this was really helpful. I'm learning german and this was a good example of everyday speech!

[TerraP]

I like youre intro!

Electronic voices are great for the german language ;)

Your German is great, btw! My Uncle is Norwegian, but unfortunately i don't have any contact to him, i'm realy interested to learn it (norwegian) =)

[TerraP]

lul now i recognized youre not realy form norway :D:D

Sorry for that!

Or are you ?! Im confused =)

[Tadtody]

Schokolad(e)sirup? No way Schokolad(en)sirup

[Tadtody]

not: "ein bisschen türkisch(er) Kaffee" you have to say: ein bisschen türkisch(en) Kaffee"

[UmHumaid]

Great! Thanks for this

[lollyland01]

wow amazing video.

very easy to follow as its got captions with it!

keep it up!good to practice with!

from new zealand

[tonythebeat1]

ahahaha awsome

[Buzzinko]

Das ist super ... Danke ... I watched all 6 Kochen videos and already improved my rusty knowledge ... but I would like to know if there are any more after the 6th video ... something more advanced?

[m0difi3d]

that was amazing.

it took me a while, before I actually wondered

what it was you were actually making.

great video.

[nastydaq]

i want to smack ya face :)

[86F350]

warmer Bruder!

[EinfallspinselWe]

vor allem zuerst sagt er das muss 1 stunde kochen und dann legt er bei 5:04 die

Hände auf den Topf^^

[brittdashit1718]

haha i actually learned a lot from this

[phattymelz]

that was really good! i don`t speka a lick of german and i am trying to learn and i picked up on a lot. the only think i would ask is if you could slow down a bit so one could read your lips while reading the words so that it would be easier to pick up on the pronunciation. thanks for the lesson!

[hbanana7]

.....he's a bit mad, yes? But I learned a LOT!!! I appreciated his ennunciation and the subtitles!! Danke

[fxxkupcarrie]

why does he sound like an irish man trying to speak german?

[Arschenschmertz]

I still wanna know how to say "ich will Dir den Kopf ficken"

[onecheshirecat]

Super!!! Ich kann alles verstehen!!!

[Aeoen]

Was machen sie?

[zzsql]

der ist Lustig oder? ha ha.

[phynnlessimaging]

Okay, "S" at the beginning of a word sounds like "Z" and most "Z"s have an "S" sound. And "EI" sounds like "eye." Have I got that right?

[restonva69]

perfect! u got it!

[vertosomnium]

actually Z's have a "ts" sounds. for example the german word for ten, zehn, is pronounced "tsayn".

[phynnlessimaging]

oi. Wow. And I've been told English is hard. I'm taking German this fall for the first time, I've always liked it. Thanks so much for the tip. uh... danke

[slakexthirst]

I would give this video 1 million stars if I could!

[brille12345]

haaha xD

[eightstars]

das war sehr lustig!! :D

[eightstars]

aber machtest du etwas ekelhaft! hahaha

[22utoo]

she's great!

Ich spreche bitte deutsch ;)

one thing that I like to do is also watch German TV you can get the software at

t v f o r y o u r c o m p u t e r . c o m

[14zerocero]

Teelöffel und Esslöffel...^^

[Oriba07]

lol er kocht auf der heizung hahahahaha ist lustig das vid

[hajabubu]

thats funny,but the "grosser löffel"is ectually a "ess löffel" and the "kleiner löffel" is a "tee Löffel"

[JustPhil22]

Really funny, but with some mistakes ;) Ever tried to cook real "Milchreis"?

[Mastachief72]

That was some funny shit.

[SupaSupaKewl]

this make me laugh

[LeeteaHutchin]

You must have really short legs! ! ! ! !

That was a really funny video!! I understood one or two things, I didn't learn how to cook mind you, but I did understand a few sentences!!

Thanks a lot !!

Lee x x

[ekgiceman]

Und es heisst nicht Schokoladesyrup, wenn dann SchokoladeNsIrup ;)

[NotaCutter88]

WOW!!I didn't learn a thing,hahaha.But some of the stuff he was saying I could make out though.LOL :D

[icecreamdaddy]

hahaha, i liked this vid, actually learned a lot :D

[scoobydoo55508]

Ich bin sehr gut um sprechen deutsche yestz,

ich haben deutsche lernin "lessons" yestz, und ich leibe es viel,

now i can say stuff like

möchte sie liebe ein bier, und ein wine uda etwas essen? Uda wir möchte etwas machen um das resturant um zwei uhr?

[coolcat12121]

yestz lol jetzt?

[vagabundomundial]

i like your video , espero ya poder hablar aleman . por que esta un poquito doficile.

[scoobydoo55508]

Woah, sehr gut video!

I can understand it, that's so cool!

I mean, I can't speak it all, but when i was a kid, i could understand the kid lingo "gibberish" before i could speak it!

i really will learn german wont i? im so happy!

[Thunderstormz247]

Creative, bro. Good lesson. Danke schon.

[Myszkaasm]

Hahaha gotta try that recipe! :D

[rcHannibal]

was ist das für ne küche

[donmosca]

I looooooved the lesson...!!!! LOL

[Cely1968]

Perfekte Aussprache !!! But one mistake : "Ich wasche den Löffel !" XD XD XD, sounds funny to the German ear > "Ich wasche den Löffel ab." would be right.

[PunkkHate]

Es weirs Prima Schmecken. hahah xD

Punk

[stanna44]

You're fun :D Keep it up

Greetings from Austria

[BustardAMD]

Und was ist das? Milch?

[shavingryansprivates]

your an inspiration to my life and my german ways

[Rtwolfe63]

THAT WAS GREAT ! ! !

[Raunchola]

...der Löffel ist zu groß!

HAHAHAAA!!!

[Alrym1992]

ich wasche den Löffel! Zu Geil! XD

Echt klasse die Aussprache

[dleesnuts]

oh my god, I learned so much without being able to speak any German before hand. Amazing! Thank you!

[elllisy]

Toller Film :) Die Aussprache ist wirklich gut, es sind auch nur ganz wenige, kleine Fehler drin.

[guajina20032004]

Herr Nelson: Danke sehr. Ich Liebe deine Klasse viel. du bist Schon. bitte sie bringe mehrere klasse. auf wiedersehen

[wojtek0000]

EXCELLENT!!! You even use non-verbal cues that say the meaning without any translation needed. Great teacher! Best lesson i've seen. Thanks so much.

[DoktorNippel]

Es riecht so gut! :D das ist soo geil

[austpom333]

Thanks mate , very good learning material .

[theThirdHalf]

Lol du bist der Man

[niceguy5555]

lol sehr lustig.

[SKEntertainment]

Ill say it on german, cause than u can try to understand it ;)

Es gibt ein paar kleinere Fehler, aber ansonsten ist das schon echt gutes Deutsch! Auch in der Aussprache.

Respekt und keep on doing ;)

[DiegoINSOMNIA]

WOW, this is a great video, I hope to see much more in order to learn more, Im From Venezuela, Latin America, and I could associate words and the things happening in the video, great job, keep spreading the knowledge.

[Sientaa]

i'm swedish and i understood everything, not word by word but you know, I understood, I'm SOOOOOOO proud xD xD our languages are pretty simular I think ...

[IL0veMyGuitar]

sehr unterhaltsam!^^

[doukoure]

loool GREAT

[whoandwhoand]

Sehr gut!! I like this video!

[crazyzach1]

you remind me of my german teacher. He acts just like you.

[Issa123ThatsMe]

Haha, I learned some new words there, thanks!

But that "risengrøt" you're cooking is all wrong (I guess that's a part of the joke) xD

Ps. You aren't supposed to be eating it with milk, but with sugar, cinnamon and a spoon of butter in the middle! :P

[hindg]

this was really well done,

it really helped me in elarngin german

[missDVM]

Thank you for your video. It was funny, and since most of it was "familiar," (i.e. using objects that I could recognize and thus put together what you were saying...), I was picking up new German words very quickly. You are humorous and made this german lesson very fun. Thanks!

[pure0genius]

it's all too familiar... i bet you were inspired by the numerous stupid courses of German, Alles Gute and the like

[equinEssence]

ur the coolest mani've enver seen!

[Unni90]

Hahahaha! That food is obviously made up, because I've never seen that here in norway xD

[BereftSoul]

hey video person, were u from?

[oekakinin]

reminds me of my first year in german class. danke herrn nelson. dein video ist sehr geil lol

[jamosteely]

was für ein Gericht ist das :) lustig !

[Supenmanu]

Er ist nicht deutsch. Er macht auch Fehler und so... aber er ist lustig... solange ich den Quatsch nicht essen muss (-:

[BereftSoul]

he's obviously not German! everyone already realised that lol

[Nora1119]

ich finde es komisch! hahaha! "es riech so gut"

aber bist du Deutsch?

[xXNamidaXx]

couldnt stop laughing xD it was awe :D :D he got it ... hahaha

[mrhonz]

It's not supposed to be a german dish is it? Ketchup and chocolate. Argh.. Anyway, i like ur english accent...

yepp - schoenes video ausser das ich nie von so 'nem Gericht gehoert hab... Schokoladensosse und ketchup wer will sowas essen??

[VolgaTatar2007]

Wunderbar! Vielen Dank!

[songozeta78]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thankyou this is a great way to start!!!!!!!!GRACIAS!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[IRoXXI]

"Was ist das hier? Ein Dummkoppf!"

Sagt der, der Kopf mit 2 p schreibt xD

[MACcrewdawg69]

Great stuff, keep it coming!

[pinkaddiction13]

hahaha gut!: )

[wulz]

not 100% correct german in the subtitles

[ZobiaTheFreak]

wow das war sehr gut!!! cool i wouldnt have understood much without the subtitles thats my problem in deutsch i need to read to understand hopefully my german will improve, i have only been learning it for 5 months!

[Askalon1985]

Was ist das hier? Ein Dummkoppf!

[Corruptedd]

Ist Nein Dummkoppf!

[22512587]

wow this awesome! really great great job

[cyjeren]

Your lesson is very helpful to me, that is a very wonderful and a nice one strategy! vielendank!

[urianna]

LOL du bist lustig!

[kakaokuh]

Hallo. ich heiße herr nelson. omg I can speak german! i've learned it, yet ....

but wait a moment ... I am german! :D^^

[402663093]

OH MY GOD,as a german you can speak Deutsch?? you r so unbelievable...... lol!

[402663093]

Deutsch language is beautiful!!!!!!!

[ZobiaTheFreak]

yeah i love it!!!

[jlambertstl]

You speak very slowly and clearly. :)

[Klloud1]

nope. cant carry on a full sentance yet. but maybe withthe aid of these videos, i will!

[playdead321]

lol

yeah, i got ur podcast on my iPod! its sehr gut!!

[Faust013]

Haha! Sehr sehr gut, vielen dank! ;D

[carlcs2]

That works so good. It is making sense!

[seahyukit]

Forgive my ignorance, I have only learnt german for a year, aber er ist kein Deutsche, oder? Er klingt eigentlich amerikanisch, nach meiner Meinung.

[Narutel]

great!

[Naresh28980]

GERMANS ARE INNOVATIVE

[MissShareena]

Its way fun to learn German plus he's funny...!

GUT!!! Danke!

[ohmaschinell]

Lawl.

Way informative.

Maybe this will help me remember 'Löffel' from now on, it's the only word I always forget. xD

[402663093]

gut,danke!

[famminarismaya]

danke schon fur das!! ich liebe es!!

[regalo1979]

lustig! ahihihi..ich hab jetzt ein neues Rezept von dir gelernt..hehehe.. super!

[pepeloco65]

that could be a great idea!!!

i think i learned german by watching this stupid video.

[Madteapartydisaster]

hahn! Ein wenig eigenartig.

[arjunascharioteer]

Omg du bist wonderschoen!!! Danke!! Ich liebe es!!!! Ganze toll und ganz lustig! Hammer!Bitte mach mehr!!

[Guljacka]

Herr Nelson you are wonderful, should produce a DVD with German classes, you show that language learning can be very funny.

[rotenFalke]

WOW, prims! thank you for give us a  chance to learn german I speak a bit, but with this I'll grow my skills in this language

[PrincessKelsey1]

lol.. I love it!! so funny!!! thanks!!

[ispinn]

hihihi,this is the funniest thing ever!!!^^still laughing^^

[JordanMaster22]

woah! that was helpful. only need to watch it like 473201487210387 more times..........

[SurrealGigabyte]

If you are german ...it is rediculous :D:D:D

[Supenmanu]

using "of" like in the context of "this is glass of milk" isn't possible in German. You only say "this is a glass milk"

[Dougthegoat]

i'm trying to learn german, and this actually helps loads, made me laugh too

[crazytomcat]

um....."a glass milk" "a glass water"? Do they not use the word "of" a lot in German?

[jaimarcon]

Man... I swear; This video actually works. If you are studying German; Watch this video. It's very similar to what you'd be learning in a basic german class. Ja. das ist gut. ;)

[mathewh77]

hah great job dude! i accually used this to study for my exam :)

[wilsdomain]

Dein video ist prima, Herr Nelson. Wirklich. Thanks for sharing this video. Sie sind sehr freundlich. Mein Deutsch ist leider nicht sehr gut. Ich muß mein Deutsch üben. Können Sie mir helfen, bitte? Ich mag Deutsch. Deutschland ist wunderschön. Ich möchte eines Tages nach Deutschland reisen. Grüßen Sie Johann Wolfgang von Goethe und Claudia Schiffer von mir! Bis später! :-)

--- WilsDomain

[karian22]

ich liebe dich herr nelson!!!viele Dank für diese video! this was so helpful XD thanks!

[StarDragoonHP]

haha wow... german ppl must think hes really retarded. but as an english speaker, this actually resembles teaching methods ive heard of. such as repeating certain things, and asking those simple questions. the reality is that no matter how well you know the simple colors, asking you questions makes you start thinking about it. this helps to internalize the words.

[Rikharthu]

In deed.

[Rikharthu]

That was hilarious, but it seems to work pretty well...all that insanity is now stuck in my head!

[thisoldjediguy]

hahah this si so funny to listen as a German!

somtimes you think this guy thinks all English speakers are a bit

retardet.. because he askes all the time "ist das milch?"

but funny meal with all that disgusting things he put in!

[kim013523]

hehe lustig

i love this video!!

i want more!

[grmpf]

That was priceless.

It got better and better the more random stuff he put into it. xD

"Wir rühren mit Heizung" loooool "We are stirring with radiator", he cannot even speak German that well.^^

[xxNaThUxx]

haha gor me (i'm austrian ^^ same language as germany) it is SO FUNNY to listen because he speaks sooo slow ^^

[Mukhambiel]

Ich hoffe jemand versucht das mal zu kochen.

I hope someone is trying to cook this delicious meal.

[CamiloSanchez1979]

ich want more german videos XD

[higgism]

haha, sehr lustig!

[marshelmormon]

I find it easy to learn German. It seems similar to English.