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  • I lived the life; I had a bad ass mullet in the 80's.

  • Mullet's came about in Oz so guys didn't get a sun-burt neck...

  • Stand up Rollins is SURREAL...

  • Not funny.

  • @MrBolas33 eat a dick

  • Im glad he noticed testicles hanging out of king gee shorts its good to know someone is looking out for it.

  • Henry Rollins is a pretty cool dude overall. Smart, Funny and a Musician

  • thumbs up if you have a good mullet

  • @TheOlpaddywalsh awww... I just cut my mullet =(

  • mullets are so cool. :)

  • mullets are the ugliest thing ive ever seen in my life

  • this guy talks a lot instead of being funny

  • Pity Australia is nothing like this at all.

    I'm 20, out of the 100 or so people i went to school with atleast 10% are now openly homosexual, less than 5% are capable of changing a tyre, 1% (ie: only me) has a mullet and 0% wear short shorts with 1 testicle hanging out flapping in the wind, but now I am considering buying some

  • if Henry Rollins is any example, getting beer bottles thrown at your head on a daily basis is the best way to build character in the world.

  • come to OHIO my love

  • friends do not let friends wear mullets Henry they do not

  • Is there such a thing as a reverse mullet? If there is I just realised I have one. (Very short back and sides and a fringe longer than my face.)

  • 12 people are wearing mullets :D 

  • whenever i see this guy i think of sons of anarchy

  • Only valid origin story I've heard for the mullet is that at some point in the 70's in Canada someone said: "I love my short hair but damn my neck is cold"

  • HR's Laugh <3

  • spain is the home of the mullet

  • Rollins is right about cynicism.

  • I... I'm sorry, mullets are fucking hilarious, but... I've had to cut a couple of them, they're awful and the people they're attached to didn't seem to get the memo that we're not in 1985 anymore.

    @codebreaker212p if you want to "stand out", you could do better than a mullet. Try harder. You'd fit right in in Monroe, GA.

  • @UltraHyperGirl Bowie mullets are okay.

  • @UltraHyperGirl Mowhawks arent in style either nowadays, but yet I see people with them.. I didnt say that having a mullet atutomatically makes you a standout.. I said too many people today just go with the flow and dont express themselves given the freedom they have to do so depending on where you are.. (in the USA here). I really dont care if people dont like it, I do what I want, when I want...Plus the mullet isnt just a hairdo its a lifestyle :-)

  • i have a mullett, there fucking awesome!

  • I have a mullet myself. But I dont take offense to Henry Rollins of all people. Actually made me laugh a little at his jokes... But I frankly dont understand why people seem to outlaw the mullet now. It was great and cool to have in the 80's and early 90's. But now in 2011 its supposedly bad? A lot of people in the world today are afraid to be unique and stand out from the crowd and just try to "fit in" nowadays and try to act cool when they arent. Those are the people I feel sorry for

  • @codebreaker212p

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @codebreaker212p

    ahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • @codebreaker212p wait so you had a mullet because it was cool and you're complaining because people want to 'fit in'?

  • @samisaberle correction I HAVE a mullet, not HAD.. I'm not trying to fit into anything..I like the haircut so I got it.. I didnt get it because I wanted to be like someone else..

  • @codebreaker212p

    Because it looks ridiculous to some people, including me, but, that's Henry's point. We're all so willing to prejudge people and wallow in our cynicism that people who seem ridiculous to us are clearly lesser, dumber or shittier people than we are. In reality, we have to judge people for what they actually are and who they are.

    Cynicism is a weakness. I think your mullet might be ridiculous, but, hey, it's just a hair style. Own it.

  • @taitaisanchez unfortunatly in today's world thats the way it is.. People judge on looks more then anything else.. What someone may think looks ugly... I may think looks awesome.. Everyone has a different opinion..

  • @codebreaker212p mullets are grotesque and seeing one makes me nauseous....BUT.......I dont deny you your right to have one.........in the same way you cant deny my right to point and laugh

  • @DonkeyMagnet99 and if someone did point and laugh I'd knock the hell out of them :).... no offense..

  • @codebreaker212p - thats if you didnt trip over your mullet before you got anywear near me, and if you could do anything before I grab you by your silly long hair and then kick you in your tiny balls.......all the while laughing and pointing, at your silly, silly mullet...............no offence :)

  • @DonkeyMagnet99 ha.. good one

  • @codebreaker212p A well crafted mullet is one thing, but the vast majority are ugly at best. The same applies to the mullet that does to any hairstyle: do it in a manner that fits you and does you justice.

  • @Gr4chu5 I have

  • After his video "liar" I thought he was a man of men. Apparently he's a fucking homo.

  • @Bird76Mojo Nah he's had girlfriends, but his relationships with them don't last for long because according to him, he wears them down. There's a video(Henry Rollins hates dating) where he states he wants a woman who is strong in personality(I think)*goes to watch to video to see if he's right in his assumption*.

  • 12 dislikes? people with mullets are taking life far too seriously it seems

  • Wow he's funny too.

  • What? I never knew Henry Rollins did stand up comedy.

  • An Emperor Mullet and stubbies The true spirit of Aus

  • Shit dude. This is so accurate

  • I have a mullet.

  • I wish I had the balls to wear a mullet. It's the most laughed-at, least respected hairstyle you could possibly have. Anyone who still has one must be a seriously self-actualized, secure-in-self, esoteric motherfucker....or maybe just retarded and inbred.

  • haha this is too cool. I agree with him on everything he says about mullets. Just such an obnoxious hair do

  • so this is american stand-up? oh dear

  • @hambotify This is not american standup. This is Henry Rollins, who, by profession, is a musician. You want great American standup? Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, and Zack Galifianakis are great examples.

  • @uiruu Bill Hicks.

    *head explodes*

  • @TheCreepsAreAlright in a good way or a bad way?

  • @hambotify this is spoken word dickhead

  • @BenK127 doesnt matter what its called, its still awful

  • @hambotify its not stand up comedy if that what you mean, american stuff is like Bo Burnham, Daniel Tosh, Sarah Silverman & all tht or Carlin & Steve Martin if you go back a bit, this isnt like 'lough out loud' stuff

  • at least two of his several books are very good reads....

  • Yes, I met him last week. He wasn't a douchebag at all!

  • awesome!!!! love it!!

    thank's god, for giving us henry rollins!!!! :)

  • think back to the 80's, Henry, you had a fuckin mullet, you fake!!!

  • @TheLexyboy

    Obviously you've never looked close enough at his pictures from the 80s or don't know the definition of "mullet." Long hair does NOT equal a mullet.

  • @ms123sammie there's an old video of him taking apart a young interviewer, and its close to a mullet!

    ps im only having a laugh :)

  • How can a sexy, S.O.B. like Henry never get laid!!! I'd do him any day!!!

  • @amym1106 Have you ever met the man? The term douchebag comes to mind

  • The mullet was all the rage in L.A. during the 80's hair metal / glam metal fad. As was meth. Lots and lots of meth.

  • hes describein a kiwi

  • Totally don't beieve he never gets laid. but I'm always there for ya Henry!

  • The audio is fucked up...maybe it was the mix of the audio but there is a very annoying second feed into that mic...

  • A social anthropologist had tried to find the lineeage of the mullet XD

  • stapleballs, I enjoy your username

  • i would vote for him if he would go for president election

  • he is so fucking hot!

  • @junkymustangs in the best way possible!

  • OMG! this shit's funny as hell! XD

  • there IS a mullet.com

  • This story about the Australian guy with the mullet changing his tire is BS. I heard it years ago in Houston he told it about an American.

  • it's anecdotal jerk off.

  • @RavenJake Jerk off? Insulting strangers on you tube won't make your tiny dick any bigger.

  • so then the logical rebuttal is an insult? When you're wrong you deserve to be fucked with tiger.

  • His way of talking reminds me of Dr. Perry Cox from Scrubs

  • @Migger Minus the girl name and shoulder bump.

  • @CrackerHero

    fuck yeah 80's = rollons band Iron maiden and the punk ERA im punk!!!

  • Very funny, but cuts off just as he is getting to his point.....

  • I believe the mullet A.K.A the "hockey player haircut" was popularized in Canada by Wayne Gretzky, while in Edmonton.

  • lets be honest most people with mullets are either badass or damn good people you never get bored with, i myself have a mullet and i say the future will crumble with bad music culture and all sorts of bullshit we need the retro dough back from the 50s 60s 70s and 80s those were the best eras of this planet we need people with BALLS!!!

  • @crackerHero I would say people with Mullets keep it real. They are certainly not fake people concerned with the latest fashions thats for sure!

  • man, a mulleted guy in a 4wd saved me and my gf in a darwin national park when our hire car got bogged. he was the first passerby on the scene and knew exactly how to help us. as cynical as i am about stereotypes and aussie blokeisms, i take my hat off to the hard working labourers that actually do some work.

  • Mullets are hot. What the fuck is wrong with world? In the 80's it was perfectly ok to have one, but not now, why? who wrote the law? Because Mexicans in the USA still wear mullets. Many lesbians have mullets. It's too bad there's a sigma about the mullet. If more people would just bring back the mullet and not give a shit about what others think. That's the way it should be.

  • The mullet actually started in india. It was the haircut of the thuggee.

  • he is not funny... he is trying to sound like Bill Hicks, but he is far from funny.

  • @emouch1

    Your opinion.

    My Opinion: Nothing like Bill Hicks, so what is cynicism suddenly fucking trademarked? He's a raconteur, a fucking funny raconteur at that.

  • what the fuck happened to henry rollins, i remember a time when he was a punker in Black Flag, now hes a fuckin comedian

  • @NoNaziPunx No he was not punker,he is punker,and he is comedian,actually hes just a man.With a big M.

  • Enmore theater represent! So wish id seen him, hes a fucking genius!

  • He sounded like Lewis Black in the first few seconds.

  • they do have a mellet.com

  • can you imagine how observant he is? everything he says makes you see it.

  • Is this at Newtown?

  • @Dalmes666 Pretty sure this was the Melbourne show because I know they were taping it while I was there. I was up in the nosebleed section.

  • i miss my mullet

  • On argentina mullets are default hairdos. They got big mullets and big egos.

    ¬¬

  • the most beautiful mullet evolution was the "skullet" completely shaved on top, an long in the back, WOW a sight to see!

  • Devin Townsend had the best Skullet ever! And his was natural.

  • Go back to waving your flag redneck

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  • dont hate on wv henry not cool

  • @XgiantX He did say toward the end of this video that cynicism was weakness he couldn't afford. That was the point of this story.

  • "Henry Rollins doing stand-up comedy, you wanna know why?...'cause I'm a liar!!!"

  • It's Spoken Word.

  • I had a McGyver mullet in 2nd grade

    thank god I now choose my own hairstyles lol

  • lmao

  • Mullets FTW!

  • which show is this??? I want it on dvd!!

  • It's Henry Rollins - Provoked

  • @Xavyer13 me too!

  • Do they say mate a lot in Australia?

  • yes we do, all the time, it's mostly a male thing, but it's really our slang for friend,buddy, pal etc.

  • i personally don't have a problem with mullets. it's just a hairstyle.

  • I lost my mullet when I was three. lol

    I haven't looked back.

  • as an aussie, i think that rant is piss funny, im kinda reconsidering the mullet though

  • a champion mullet.

  • Henry Rollins: Professional Masturbater! xDDD

  • haha fuckin classic!!

  • I think of Henry Rollens as more of a storry teller than a comedian. He's funny yeah, but he's so good at telling a story. You just kinda get so into it, you forget your surroundings.

  • Yeah, most people call him a spoken word artist, not a comedian.

  • I'M A Mullet, ha ha ha

  • hahahaha ,, "yea feels great mate , put it in the air" hahahahahahaha

  • Rollins hating hotpants? he was king of hotpants back in the day!

  • gives him all the more right to go off on them!

  • Running shorts?

  • Henry Rollins is a great guy i love his opinions about this and that.

    hes a cool guy i respect him alot

    i rather have Henry Rollins for president than Obama.

  • @posc323 hes an authoritarian through

  • @posc323 dude... he's one angry dude inside... LOL he's put us at war instantly... but seriously I have much respect for him and his opinions as well... his books are awesome

  • Why all the Henry Rollins hate? Enjoy his views.

  • he's not a fucking comedian, and his not fucking punk. he's hardcore, and all he does is express his views on the world, and people think its funny.. i agree with 100% of what he says.

  • As in "hardcore punk"?

    Yeeeeeeah.....

  • henry rollins for president!

  • Henry Rollins on standup comedy? who would've thought? he's got skills tho...

  • he does a lot of spoken word/ comedy he's not just a kick ass singer

  • thats fucken funny, i just started my own little mullet.. watch it grow!!!

  • @drukqs2369

    I support your dreams drukqs2369 (drugs are bad btw mr.2369), i had a mullet for about 5 years. it was the greatest 5 years of my life! just watch out for those dickhead city slick dicks that don't know what its all about. rock it hard, rock it proud, and be ready to kick some ass!

  • Kentucky Waterfall, the Tennessee Top hat!

  • Business in the front, party in the back!

  • don't forget oklahoma

  • "I see you!" LOL

  • business in the front party in the back

  • i would love for someone like you to meet Henry Rollins and hold that same conviction, i bet once he fed you your own ass it would change your mind. haha

  • ...Why?

  • *says to tool who listens to Tool.... and.... My Chemical Romance.... and other tinny shit*

    lol

  • "the likes of which i have never seen in Arkansas, West Virginia..."

    he left out South Carolina. :X