Why does THE FUCKING TURTLE HAVE TO LOOK AT ME WHILE HE'S EATING?
Fuck, this video is just so fucking badass. Also, I think the turtle is suppose to portray Donatello from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?' But yeah, this video is so God damn trippy to me for no apparent reason.
Actually, unnervingly enough, Bradford Cox (Deerhunter's lead singer) found the inspiration for this video after going to a zoo hung over and watching a turtle eat a carrot for several minutes. His only really noticeable input about how he wanted the video was "I wanted a video with a turtle eating a piece of pizza".
A guy dressed up as a turtle eating pizza and drinking a big gulp. Seriously. HOW MUCH MORE AWESOME CAN DEERHUNTER POSSIBLY PUT OUT. I MEAN REALLY, A TURTLE EATING PIZZA.
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours. dumb i no
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i just saw deerhunter last night with nine inch nails, and they were TERRIBLE, iv never seen a band suck more balls than this one, the studio version of this song is decent i guess, but they were fucking god awful live
Look you stupid fucks, when the pervert turtle spirit wants to eat pizza, he will eat it with an audience of millions! Ford said so, and that dude will totally give you all of his free coors. Brad, for really, this is decent as all hell. Love, Scotty T
I'm shaking my head with intense disapproval...because i too know the deliciousness of eating pizza flavored pizza while doing a HOWARD THE DUCK impersonation...rock it! DISSENT.DISPUTE.DESTROY.REBUILD.
as luck would have it im teaching food quantities this week to my english korean class.we lost count here.how much pizza did he eat?the textbook specifies pieces not slices.odd.
this song makes me wish i didn't have ears
24GordonFan223 11 hours ago
WHAT THE FUCK!
bowie2bowie94 1 month ago
= )))))))><((((((( =
tahldora 5 months ago
This song is sick!
Creepy , angry, great bass lines and love the drums.
mlawtone 8 months ago
this sucks :P
martymuziqhed 9 months ago
@martymuziqhed You're entitled to your opinion bro, but be ready for alot of people that are gonna get pissed off at your comment.
deathstarcafe 7 months ago
@deathstarcafe dont get me wrong homie ... i luv deer hunter ... its just i had to speak my mind on this one ...
martymuziqhed 6 months ago
@martymuziqhed That's fine, I was just expecting a big shitstorm.
deathstarcafe 6 months ago
This video is strangely profound and entertaining. The music is delightful. Who are these gents?
mlawtone 11 months ago
i LOVE this
granniemir 1 year ago
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he eats that shit like a fucking lion hahaha what a badass
HuckleberrySlim 1 year ago
Totally a Ninja Turtle.. pizza and big gulp? lol
MurderInDreams 1 year ago
watching this drunk as we speak and it looks like a awesome video. i wish i was STONED!
integraboi88 1 year ago
@integraboi88 You sound like you're thirteen.
deathstarcafe 7 months ago
Why does THE FUCKING TURTLE HAVE TO LOOK AT ME WHILE HE'S EATING?
Fuck, this video is just so fucking badass. Also, I think the turtle is suppose to portray Donatello from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?' But yeah, this video is so God damn trippy to me for no apparent reason.
silent561 1 year ago 4
look at his leg vibrating..
skroddumb 2 years ago
Cowabunga dude! i still can't decide if this is Donatello
Leonardo, Michelangelo or Raphael. My guess is that it's all four of them in one.
justFUNdimples 2 years ago
yeah this video is scary as shit when youre stoned
SEXUALMONEY 2 years ago 2
@SEXUALMONEY agreed.
SWAC424 1 year ago
watching this video high is a brutal mindfuck
chonpa 2 years ago
It's not scary. Anything would seem scary put to this song. Inspired by teenage mutant ninja turtles no doubt.
franksvenatra 2 years ago
Actually, unnervingly enough, Bradford Cox (Deerhunter's lead singer) found the inspiration for this video after going to a zoo hung over and watching a turtle eat a carrot for several minutes. His only really noticeable input about how he wanted the video was "I wanted a video with a turtle eating a piece of pizza".
EmbrExcell 2 years ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh party monster on more crack than ever
cobrashake 2 years ago
I don't know if you guys have done this already... but get high and watch this. It's FUCKED up. In a good way.
Jalkotsu 2 years ago
this is sometyhing i think i can never unsee
yodoogan 2 years ago
Do turtles not like crusts?
r0b0tf00d 2 years ago
A guy dressed up as a turtle eating pizza and drinking a big gulp. Seriously. HOW MUCH MORE AWESOME CAN DEERHUNTER POSSIBLY PUT OUT. I MEAN REALLY, A TURTLE EATING PIZZA.
A TURTLE.
EATING FUCKING PIZZA.
thebign00b 2 years ago 30
@thebign00b That not a turtle it's a Kappa
fasttrack1of3 1 year ago
@thebign00b That's not a turtle it's a Kappa
fasttrack1of3 1 year ago
@thebign00b TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!!
Chacha5678 8 months ago
Things that are incredibly surreal and devoid scare me. Great video.
Konner 2 years ago
this is the scariest thing ive ever seen
jmd620 2 years ago 5
It's a turtle and it's...... it's EATING PIZZA! Wow! O_O
This is truly riveting stuff!
matoran866 2 years ago 3
yeah this guy could done more then stuff his fat fake beak
SetiRabbit 2 years ago
wat tha fuk did the pizza ever do to him?
eastcstsrfr 2 years ago 2
this is terrifying
tabethguster 2 years ago 5
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THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours. dumb i no
jonasfan311 2 years ago
pretty twisted
churzz21 2 years ago
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This is amazing. I think this is the ONLY way to eat pizza from now on.
semaj0708 3 years ago
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semaj0708 3 years ago
It's like a more sinister version of a Pavement video
Pozatronic 3 years ago 4
I could have directed a better video than this, and I'm not joking. Deerhunter deserves better.
WelfareRobot 3 years ago
I get so fucking scared everytime he looks at the camera
HeavingCookies 3 years ago 5
my apologies to whitney, find a real band ,, you deserve better than this..
flyfish777 3 years ago
go beat your dick off to a girl that could give a fuck about you. Deerhunter is QUALITY!
sirlancelot1 3 years ago
best video i've seen
ignoranttwat 3 years ago
this video is awesome
thanks for posting
Bifftannen26 3 years ago 2
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they are nothing special, i like one of their songs - strange lights
shimmer01sparkle 3 years ago
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i just saw deerhunter last night with nine inch nails, and they were TERRIBLE, iv never seen a band suck more balls than this one, the studio version of this song is decent i guess, but they were fucking god awful live
tkdkid64 3 years ago
I don't understand the shinto reference though. I like Shinto too, it's a very nice, suitably vague religion.
kaleido444 3 years ago
Agonising! In so many ways. I like Deerhunter.
kaleido444 3 years ago
the music is cool and the video is creepy
bambigonfiabile 3 years ago 3
Great
Muiak 3 years ago 4
Brilliant video.
x1films 3 years ago 5
Look you stupid fucks, when the pervert turtle spirit wants to eat pizza, he will eat it with an audience of millions! Ford said so, and that dude will totally give you all of his free coors. Brad, for really, this is decent as all hell. Love, Scotty T
Mausr 3 years ago 4
this video is awful. i liek the song though
actaylorr 3 years ago
the fuck
Gumbo550 3 years ago 2
This is pure brilliance.
tombom52 3 years ago 5
Bradford Cox asked for a video of a turtle eating pizza. The director complied.
roxysmashsir243 3 years ago 7
christ.
was any thought put into this at all?
crysmilelaugh2live 3 years ago
Its called art man, maybe you should check it out sometime.
Video is brilliant.
PLin2006 3 years ago
gtfo hippie fuck
fatchad420 3 years ago
yeah...fuckin hippies. slurp on my grundle
BenNewt 3 years ago 4
PLin2006 this isnt art.
bradford cox wanted a video of a turtle eating pizza, thats what he got.
don't read more into it than it is.
circusrobots 3 years ago 5
what the fuck was that???????????????
master4465 3 years ago
kappa and pizza
YogurtYard 3 years ago
I'm shaking my head with intense disapproval...because i too know the deliciousness of eating pizza flavored pizza while doing a HOWARD THE DUCK impersonation...rock it! DISSENT.DISPUTE.DESTROY.REBUILD.
DissentDispute 3 years ago 2
interesting song but i really hope the band/director aren't trying to pretend its video clip has any meaning
bozfoogle 3 years ago
hahah, cool!
N00RTJE 3 years ago
one of the worst videos i ever had the displeasure of viewing.
ripelivejam 3 years ago
this is quite amazing...
partymarty289 3 years ago 2
can someone please explain wtf is going on here? This music is creepy and the video even more creepy
d03boy 3 years ago
is that a kappa? where's the water that sits on his head?
hilarious video
dreamboatbunny 3 years ago
AAAAA!!!O_o
Oh My God. I can't believe. It's so fuckin' GREAT!
one of my favourite songs ever, this amazing bass, oh my...
ok, now i want some pizza...xD
Chemicalorganic 4 years ago 2
Drug dealers are dorks, don't even talk to them
fuffbee 4 years ago 3
I guess I should stop talking to you then
baldheadsassafras 4 years ago
bradford should be the one eating...not james sumner..
roxonogueira 4 years ago 3
the guy has marfan syndrome.
grayfox444 4 years ago 13
@grayfox444 This isn't Bradford Cox in the video.
Fuchi900 1 year ago
roxonogueira should be the one eating, not james sumner
reblowhole 3 years ago
ORIGINAL !!!
claus4 4 years ago 3
ahm...
..
eh...
ahm...
snowcoresnowcore 4 years ago
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SORRY! NOT SUCKS. just stupid
panhead4865 4 years ago
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SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS
panhead4865 4 years ago
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MARILYN MANSON RULEZ DOODZ
reblowhole 3 years ago
kapa eating pizza.... brilliant
Nikoolaid 4 years ago 4
ketchup world
stankler 4 years ago 2
freshness!
Kolechnikoff 4 years ago 3
I like how he sits down and starts eating immediately. Awesome music, awesome video.
poolisclosedaids 4 years ago 5
this is da greatest video
fluffypaine 4 years ago 4
is this the future ?
claus4 4 years ago 2
haha The getty address videos are really good, I kind of liked how purposefully bad this was... I think.
astonmartin12 4 years ago
if by "auteur" you mean "fucking horrible director," then yeah, you're an auteur.
abtothestract 4 years ago
The song is cool...but the video is retatrded!!!
lukegaucho 4 years ago
peace and drone
steliocockey 4 years ago
why isnt this band huge yet.waiting for the world to ketchup?love and peace toward all deerhunter fans.
stankler 4 years ago 4
OMG hahahahahahahahahahah too funny.
JonB83 4 years ago
that should be in the new tmnt movie.
Knigs 5 years ago 2
oh no dude. the closet monster that eats all yer shit
NozhDolly 5 years ago
This video is rediculous
synthmonger 5 years ago
Teenage Mutant Teenage Turtleees!!!!
diefraumaschine 5 years ago
as luck would have it im teaching food quantities this week to my english korean class.we lost count here.how much pizza did he eat?the textbook specifies pieces not slices.odd.
stankler 5 years ago
this was great, I can't believe I haven't heard of you guys before today.
daverocks11 5 years ago
Funny, I just heard of them recently and as soon as I heard some of their stuff, next thing I know I own both their albums!
gabonage 5 years ago
this band is from atlanta? they kick ass
bigkittywilliams 5 years ago