That's Gay: Gayngels

[781228XX]

you forgot Castiel...

[musicisdivinity]

gay ex machina :D :D :D lmfao. I love you!

[cryan71]

Gays -- the clowns of reality television

[two2birds]

Whether it's a gayngel or a magical negro, minorities are always to the rescue!

[daniyellowjello]

@two2birds Haha so true, sometimes they kill two birds with one stone and make the gayngel a minority race. Like we all want to be second hand man.

[TheSlowBoarder]

im straight i find these hysterical!!!! i love gay guys!! (but not....oh ..... wait....no.... you get what im saying)

[demirocksmylife]

I have a gayngel!!! ^__^

[plypatriko]

@demirocksmylife be my gayngel?

[demirocksmylife]

@plypatriko Sure!

[thewhatsit104]

i will b ur gayngel

[TheRandomguy112]

gay ex machine transaction? gay of the machine?

[RawrGoesKevin]

i am lucky i have a gayngel who is my best friend =D

[nikothedog]

Bryan, you are the best!

[AmunRa1]

I wish I had a Gayngel. ;_;

[Bwsq70]

Where's my Gayngel?

[alecton]

damn!!! we're tools

[CutieuuLaunaio557]

uhm_Ï_fêÉl_sò_løNËlY_tõDåý

[daniyellowjello]

EXACTLY...

[BrianHicks007]

in some of his videos (including this one) theres a song at the very end where the infomania commercial begins, which is full of scratches and piano chords. what's the name of the song?

[notjenjen]

This makes me love my brother even more. He's my personal gayngel!

You guys are awesome, keep it up! <3

[StraightPunkEdge93]

Before we came out, we had to eat pussy

best line ever

[Qt4life6179]

@grizzlek It really is, and it is ridiculous! Who says a gay guy can have no thoughts in his head unless they revolve around shoes or that a lesbian is a frickin lumberjack? It is like they are supposed to not have a care in the world! NEWS FLASH! Non straight people are people too and should be treated as such!

[cupidlsu]

@grizzlek NOLA. Come on down. Bars of either type aplenty.

[cupidlsu]

@grizzlek You, like many others who have replied to my message, take it out of context. The original post falsely claims that the purpose of this video was to beat the lesbian woman down. Obviously that is not the case. My post was merely to put her (presumably her) in her place. And to clarify a point: Gay men get their very own word, used almost exclusively for them. It's "faggot." Which sounds worse to you? Lesbian? Or Faggot? "Dyke" has a better connotation that faggot, due to Bull Dykes.

[grizzlek]

@cupidlsu

Also, I know that while the words may have different connotations, it often has no effect on how a person is treated; I've had 'faggot' and 'dyke' screamed in my face with equal force.

My overall points (since they give you so few characters), are that queers need to stick together & forget this "poor me, you have it easier" attitude and some gay men (read misogynists) need to stop bashing the rest of the community.

I read your post more negatively that was intended due to this.

[Rhampsinites]

Why is there some kind of divide between gay men and lesbians, shouldn't we just appreciate that we both had to go through a lot of shit to be where we are today instead of feuding? :/

[VelaToNorma7]

@Rhampsinites Do you want to take L.S.D. and listen to Goa Trance with me?

[cupidlsu]

@Rhampsinites One would think. But primitive brains come with a healthy dose of xenophobia.

[vickyt4tori]

GO AWAY!!!!

<.<

WOOO HHAHAHAHA!!!

[Grennieh]

I LOVE THIS

[bayonetta97]

I am not gay but i love this show it is so funny

[alexmanian]

@bayonetta97 no homo!

[EVERYVERSER]

My sister is gay, she has been discriminated and put down, its even worse b/c shes straight-acting, (i think the term is lipstick lez), and so guys keep trying to "convert" her. Gay women don't get taken seriously.

and yes gay men get a tough deal, its tough being gay, but im straight and my sister is gay and so i have a more intimate experience with lesbian issues then gay male issues.

[Enigma1990ad]

The representation of gay men in str8 media is appalling. This video proves it.

[TheTrappybeaver]

I'm not even gay but I find this incredibly funny and cool

[yriaswife]

@TheTrappybeaver

same here....

[Runner954954954]

I Love Being BI!

[Huqzzz]

Is he gay?

[Runner954954954]

@Huqzzz WELL NAH SHIT@!

[PROMETH91]

@Huqzzz Is that a stupid question?

[Johnny90M]

omg that was hilarious, "We know tragedy, before we came out, we had to eat P*ssy" xD

[ilovemusicWIKA]

MY WHOLE FAMILY DIED!!! you're a free woman now, WOOO!!!

[tnt12051993]

this is gay

[Gothicfan45]

GAY



[ghandiwon]

@cupidlsu Would just like to mention, Gay men get Faggot, flamer. Gay women get dyke, butch. I would also argue that the majority hate true lesbians just as much as gay men. The problem is there is a misogynistic, pornographic appeal to lesbianism. They don't want lesbians to marry, they just want them video taped, and only if they are hot. Try not to be so close-minded and one-sided. Where you are put down for your sexuality, they are screwed by every other gender bias.

[cupidlsu]

@ghandiwon I was merely pointing out the absurdity that some people take their crusade for their idea of equality. This person effectively said "You can't say good things about gay men unless you say good things about gay women, too, otherwise you're promoting sexism."

Just like some morons who want to remove all urinals because they're supposedly sexist. The end result? I just pee on everyone's seats when this happens. ("Oh, I'm sorry. Couldn't tell the difference between restrooms.")

[joeratti]

@cupidlsu i generally call lesbians dykes. so there

[anarrei]

@cupidlsu

From a pansexual female -- I completely agree.

[EVERYVERSER]

Believe me lesbians have it bad, at least when a guy says hes gay women stop hitting on them, when a girl is gay, guys still keep on trying to hook up with them, my sister gets hit on when out w/ her girlfriend! plus, in uganda when the gays were getting killed, the gay men were just straight up killed, the women, raped first in order to "correct" them, like being gay could be fixed by rape, of course it didn't and they got killed anyways, lesbians have it way worse then gay men, prove me wrong!

[cupidlsu]

@EVERYVERSER Who cares who has it worse? This argument is silly, pointless, and childish. My point is, original poster tried to bring the videoposter down a few notches for not hauling her butt up the ladder with him, and so accused him of being sexist. She has equal opportunity to pass her message on youtube, but instead chooses to try to bring down someone instead of promote herself. That is the problem with this in-fighting that really needs to stop if we want to improve the lives of all GBT.

[Reann97]

@cupidlsu I agree even though I am a bi girl. It pisses me off when guys are like "Being gay is only okay if your a hot woman."

[wweleah]

@cupidlsu Lesbians arent just called lesbians. people call them dykes, butch, ect.

but i do see what your saying with some of your points.

[Imbiyourside]

@cupidlsu well actually we're rarely taken seriously and called sluts but hey, ur a gay man, go ahead and hate. :)

[cupidlsu]

@Imbiyourside I wasn't the one who was hating, actually. You're taking the message out of context.

[Teatroliceo]

Yeah, it is. I'm a fag, but I'm not enough of a degen to ignore that "Dyke" is a favourite with bashers; that the order of letters in "_ _ BT" shouldn't make a difference, but you getting sulky about it shows just what a power trip it is to keep men first; that those sexy bi chicks are expected to be showing off for their men, and if they everhave a relationship that's not about men they get shit on SO fast, and that it's humiliating to be associated with misogynist woman-hating creeps like you.

[cupidlsu]

@Teatroliceo You, like many others who have replied to my message, take it out of context. The original post falsely claims that the purpose of this video was to beat the lesbian woman down. Obviously that is not the case. My post was merely to mimic her (presumably her) vile spittle back to her. Had I known this comment would've been taken out of context this many times, I would've added sarcasm tags.

[Teatroliceo]

@cupidlsu well, since you didn't @ anyone I have no idea who you were replying to, but I can't say I massively care since nothing you said undermined or reframed the dominant garbage you were spewing, so claiming "I didn't really mean it, it was sarcastic" doesn't actually mitigate that you were reiterating the same misogynistic bullshit that is already everywhere.

[tarjay35]

@cupidlsu ok, personally as a straight woman, i think gay and bi men are sexy! and it sucks all you have is faggot. but hey think about it you're

Fabulous

Articulate and

Gorgeous

[lightdark99]

@tarjay35 Thats a gross misrepresentation of a whole group of people.Unless you find us gay because of the whole forbidden-fruit thing, not all of us have rock-hard abs, tan skin, blue eyes, and frosted tips. We come in all shapes and sizes just like straight men.

[tarjay35]

@lightdark99 dude, really? really? clearly what i'm trying to say is i think you're all fabulous. i said nothing about specific looks. so are you saying you think others are ugly? you're saying that because i said you're fabulous, articulate and gorgeous that you think some are stupid ugly, and unatrractive. that may be true but i'm not trying to insult people's looks. please shut the fuck up because it seems that touched a nerve either because you're insecure my comment was in no way an insult.

[tarjay35]

@lightdark99

Matter of fact, can I just sum it up by asking: I call you Fabulous, Articulate and Gorgeous and you find someway to feel offended by that?

[lightdark99]

@tarjay35 I am, because you are generalizing based exclusively on my sexual orientation. You don't even know me, or every gay person out there, so you cannot say we are all fashionable, articulate, and gorgeous. Its physically impossible. Its not an insult, what you said, but an extremely uneducated and ignorant statement. I am trying to set you straight. Whether you call us all fashionable, hot, ugly, or whatever, its never universally true and therefore you are perpetuating stereotypes.

[tarjay35]

@lightdark99 Wow. You really don't get it do you? When I replied to that guy he was talking about how all people do is use the offensive word fag. So I was telling him to turn that negative into a positive. No matter who you are or what you look like, if someone calls you something derogatory like nigger or fag, you should be able to turn that around on them. If you have an issue with that, than you have an issue with yourself.At this point, I think I've officially stopped giving a fuck about u

[Qt4life6179]

It kind of bugs me that some people almost collect gay people to show off. Like people will have gay people as if they are some designer purse. "This is my dyke, and this is my fag, and the fag helped me pick out these shoes while the dyke retiled my bathroom floor." OH MY GOD! It gets on my nerves! sorry the desperate housewives made me think of it.

[Dayaftereffect]

for some reason... I thin this person is just in it for the lols and is not serious about any of this one tincy bit.

&&WOOOOW... some people try too hard to act out like they think they should >:l

I am disapoint.

[chantelephone1]

Aw, c'mon spagerbot, it's all in good fun.

[leniaj]

pussy is yummy. ~said by a lesbian.... you know, a lesbian? oh, you don't know because we're never mentioned.

[choronos]

@leniaj shit sorry i got the lesbian memo a while back, but then fuckin jerry starts gabbing in my ear about variable atmospheric pressures in the southeast of malaysia or some shit, and then my mother calls and wouldn't stop talking about how much she loved nirvana when they were still around and i wish that lovely kurt cobaine was still around he made such lovely songs! so later that day i was nearly incincerated in a freak water heater accident, and that's why lesbians aren't mentioned.

[leniaj]

@choronos Rrrriiiiight. Thanks for taking two weeks to come up with that.

[LZ11271978]

Love it when gay media decides to do nothing more than promote and reinforce negative gay stereotypes. Way to make use of your air time

[mlovecraftr]

Johnathan has never really saved Jack in 30 Rock, he is just a common joke. I wonder if he even bothers to actually see the shows and movies.

[dramaqueen3661]

Yup gotta love the gays!

[RandomMiggy]

I try to eat pussy...I threw up all over her vagina...

[bunnisawr17]

did it say breyana gay D< damn D= rach keeps laughing im like D<< im Not gay or straight or leZ D<

[rodriguez140]

i want a gay bff now..lol a girls best friend isnt diamonds...its a gay man! =p

[RainbowManification]

@rodriguez140 unfortunatly im taken, but im one of those more masculine gays.

[hongyewu]

I hate stereotypes! =_=

[iNvat0rZim]

@hongyewu Gay isn't a stereostype....

[porsche911sbs]

Personally, I'd prefer to eat pussy a million times over than sucking dick (obviously that would be impossible for me), but that was hilarious.

[gibbyo]

he is hilarious!

[ikuyo1comic4man]

ex makina cant be gay sorry

[Enum995]

The Gayngel reminds me of the 'Mammy' or, more recently known as the 'black best friend' Hollywood has for white women. She's always there to pick up the messes of the for the white star so she can continue with the main plot. 1 exmple comes to mind, that of Nia Long in Premonition with Ms. Bullock. She shows up in the movie only to take the kids or messes out of the scene so Sandra can continue being crazy. Instead of dancing today's BlackBF usually wants to go shopping

[Siiji1]

Altså, filmene dine er morsomme, det er ikke det, men har du noen gang tenkt på at du driter homser ut som bare faen?

Det er ikke noe hyggelig, og tenk om du finner ut at du er homse om ti år? Også har du brukt så mye energi på å henge de ut?

Du burde skamme deg.

[Psychiatrium]

@Siiji1 karen ER homoseksuell, og det er en engelsktalende video, og tviler på at brian kan snakke Norsk. det han bruker kalles sarksame maaannn.

[Psychiatrium]

@Siiji1 sarkasme*

[Siiji1]

@Psychiatrium Sameshit, er frekt.

[Spid3r90]

@Siiji1 Jeg er homofil, og jeg føler meg ikke driti ut av disse videoene. Jeg syns de er morsomme som bare det, og det er riktig det Psychiatrium sier - Det er sarkasme :)

[hestergolem13]

Hahaha the beep made it sound like "We had to eat pudding." DAMN! I WANT PUDDING!

[louisBdemented]

@spagerbot @kitkat1327 WHAT?? Last time I checked there are plenty of Lesbians in the media.I'm sure you both heard of Ellen,Rosie,Wanda Sykes,Jill Bennett,Samantha Ronson,Lindsay Lohan,Portia De Rossi,Mellisa Etheridge,Jodie Foster,Leisha Hailey and of course Oprah.Well maybe not Oprah but I watched enough of her show to believe that her and Gale are more then best friends.LOL;)

[Agaettis]

I still want a Gayngel...be my Gayngel Bryan! Love the laugh at 3:06

[luxdana]

"AHAHAHAHAHAHH ALMOND JOY JOKES!" lolololol sooo good

[1monologue]

gay ex machina LOL

[darksack]

Wow... I think he's soooo handsome...

[enamuossuo]

Is someone knows the name of the song at 0:46?

[OShades]

As a straight woman, I am grateful to my sassy boy friends (not boyfriends) who turn my frowns upside down every day. What Gayngels they are! After all, everybody knows that women need a man to solve all their problems, and gay people merely exist to serve straight people! And your sexuality TOTALLY defines your entire personality and purpose in society! /sarcasm

[Jekyll1010]

OH GOD I LOVE YOU MATE!

[ArturoStojanoff]

when did gay turned into ghetto?

It's like 'women can't be funny, so they have men who act like women to do the funny.' WTF???

Oh, and lesbians use caps and act like douches.

[Anaprince]

wow, Ive never thought of it like this. No matter what variation of gaydomousity you are, we all end up being the little homo angles to straight people. How the hell did that happen? lol

[oriousblack]

"HAHAHA, ALMOND JOY JOKES!"

That's fantastic.

[skullythebloger]

Gay Irish midgets are better

[wildmagic91]

we will never leave you alone! XD

[R13L1001]

bwahahahaha! oh god thats ...... omg thats kind of true for me 0.0

[xxxCutieSkye95xxx]

2:24 , FUCKING FUNNY !

[TheAlaricPetz]

Gay people are awesome!!!

And I'm not even gay I'm bi =)

[Minikimii]

"Gay Ex Machina"? That's BRILLIANT.

[longsought7]

LoL secret gay weapon, dancing haha 2:33

[vladimirratnicov]

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lolgastic!!­!)))))))

[rickardo004]

ew. i will never eat pussy. I would die.

[spagerbot]

Do lesbians even exist in the media? I hate how this show doesn't even mention lesbians. The default humin is man and the default gay is man. Lesbians are just more womin to be ignored.

[rokurokubisama]

Actually gay means people who are attracted to people of the same sex..... check'a dictionary.

[tadpolesexxx]

Re-read my comment. Re-watch this video.

Yes. People actually do believe that gay= only men. Not women. I'm not with that group because as you so rightfully said homosexual = people attracted to the same sex. It's common knowledge and I was bashing the people who lack that.

:D

[rokurokubisama]

Have you seen any other episodes? He mentions lesbians. This minisode just focuses on the "gay-best-friend" stereotype.

[saze9y14]

@spagerbot I think the segment is titled, "That's Gay", not "That's Lesbian".

[UncleFido]

@spagerbot I guess the guy's presenting his point of view - you know, he's a man

[MengoMango]

@spagerbot Rosie and Ellen? And hello, gay men infest every facet of the entertainment industry. Lesbians are too busy being serious all the time. And Bryan probably isn't a lesbian anyways.

[kitkat1327]

@spagerbot I can understand that this show focuses more on the men, because, you know, he is a man, but I totally agree with you. Gay men are focused on way more than lesbians and it's awful that we hardly exist in the media.

[MegatronYES]

@spagerbot Yes and um. Those are not the default ways to spell words.

[sydneyfamous]

@spagerbot I understand where you're coming from with that, but there are many lesbians in the media, and if you don't see that, turn on the TV once in a while. Plus, Bryan brings up lesbians in nearly every "That's Gay".

[Hikari2Yami]

@sydneyfamous Not to mention that just probably means that Bryan didn't find many things to mock about the lesbians in the media.

[cooolness3]

@spagerbot Gays are loved more. :-)

[neoarcadezr]

@spagerbot yes it does haven't you watched past episodes

[PetitJilo]

@spagerbot

I have the feeling that people have more problems with 2 men together than 2 women together.

i think we should respect all people

[Q8De]

@spagerbot Ellen, Rosie Odonald, Jane Lynch, Patty Pouvier etc the list goes on what are u talking about ?

[crimsonsmirk]

@spagerbot Refer the episode about advertising to see an example of lesbians being included.

While I see your point, you should also keep in mind, however, that the screen time gay men are getting – while by far higher than what lesbians get – is hardly ever above the level of what's shown in this clip.

Personally, I'd rather be a footnote than the sort of non-human (as in, no feelings, depths or life of his own), flamboyant, promiscuous accessory of a random female.

[LieutenantLimey]

@spagerbot They're spelled "humAn" and "womEn."

This is why we don't teach you bitches to read, now get back to the kitchen!

[SarahtheWimpykid]

@spagerbot its spelled women

[Ashchethem]

@spagerbot lol? They mention plenty of women, it's just more accepted to be a lesbian than to be gay. Not to say it isn't hard, but it seems to me men are more willing to accept gay women that gay men.

[RainbowManification]

@spagerbot because lesgels dont sound as good

[9movierox]

@spagerbot your really goin to go into sex discrimination because of a gay guy on YouTube? thtas sad

[alexandera18]

@spagerbot theres a show callled the L word...it's about lesbians

[ydubther]

@spagerbot Rachel MAddow!! She's awesome! check her out!

[VelaToNorma7]

@spagerbot Learn to spell.

[ryuuseicha]

@spagerbot So, start a show about lesbians in the media. You're on Youtube, quit whining and do something.

[heysaturdaysun]

@ryuuseicha so then you can leave rude, sexist comments on THAT video! WIN-WIN!

[heysaturdaysun]

@spagerbot SMH at all the hate this comment is getting. youtube is so fucking sexist. 

[CMiller1334]

@spagerbot That's cause everyone loves a lesbo, but male gays are controversial :D

[CMiller1334]

@spagerbot That's cause gay men are controversial, but everyone loves a lesbo! :D

[pillslave]

@spagerbot i think youre missing the point of this video. because the default gay is man, they are the ones most often exploited and stereotyped in the media...thus giving him the hilariously terrible examples to make fun of. and in all fairness i watch this show all the time and he does mention lesbians very often.

[DangBoogie]

@spagerbot nobody cares about lesbians. if you say your bi however youl get the attention you want

[vanchai1]

@spagerbot you're so hilary duff

[karimdawhirloffun]

@spagerbot watch Hellen

[spilledhypo]

@spagerbot didn't they do a video about lesbian kisses a month before this video came out?

[teenkid123]

@spagerbot hey my classmate was a lesbian and i was like omg highfive for homosexuality and she was like O_o and i was like :3 and she said why did i bring you here and i said well i like acting stupid infront of groups o3o

[shambrose]

@spagerbot Well, in the media, lesbians don't help anyone. Ever.

[KidOnTheNet]

@spagerbot ellen degeneres, know her?

[arachnophile01]

@spagerbot Yes, lesbians exist in shows designed to give straight guys erections, so I've heard

[Qt4life6179]

@spagerbot I agree Can you guys do more about lesbians? You have lesbians in the rainbow so if would be nice to see more on it.

[9movierox]

@spagerbot learn how to spell "human" and "women"

[Ravenlikestodrum]

@spagerbot yeah i kind of agree

[soulfirexz]

@spagerbot Lesbians exist in some media, it just all happens to be pornographic. Also, the women in said pornographic media are usually quite clearly not the lesbians I know.

[foolformorrissey]

this was really good, until you became misogynist at the end.

[eatyryoung]

kfsldfk

[bluezippyJ316]

1:30 "If it's not me, another designated homosexual will be here to check on you."

"We will NEVER leave you alone!"

Hahah, love it.

I want a gayngel...

[mclaren450]

im not gay. i just eat pussy because i like pleasuring women.

[RainbowManification]

I need to go cook a hotdog.... no homo.

[takeyoudownxxx]

"we had to eat pussy" .. that was so awesome .. *still laughing*

[xerosk8]

@takeyoudownxxx pudding WTF!!! AHHHHHHHH

[GRNoam]

Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Alan Turing, Alexander The Great, Socrates and Plato (though in ancient Greece it was normal and everyone did it), Tchaikovsky, possibly Abraham Lincoln... I could go on for a while.

So what exactly is that you've done to advance civilized society again? -- must have some grand achievements under your belt if compared to you some of the most influential thinkers of all time have no place...

[brick4sale]

I don't know if Plato was gay, and certain times in Greece it was more of pederastry environment. As for Alexander he was bisexual, but Da Vinci , and Michelangelo were gay. Now in the 1800s men were closer and Lincoln grew up on a farm so he was used to close quarters, so there's no real proof there.

[miazinha00]

flippin american with their flippin "NO HOMO". wtf??

I laughed, this is hilarious. And gays are awesome! And you idiotic guys who are afraid of homos, you're jerks, us straight women aren't afraid of you straight guys when you start giving us the eye and we get all grossed out cos you're ugly as shit, do we? EXACTLY! gays don't think about sex all the time, and especially not with all the guys. Whatever straight person who thinks that they do, is a pervert. you asume others do what you do.

[cometomyhart1]

well im gay and i know the real fag world and yes they do think about sex all da time i mean they´r steel guys and in man nature is just that for a bit of exeptions like me and some of my friends..

[bluezippyJ316]

@miazinha00 Well, actually I am afraid of straight guys when they do that. Yeah.

But hahah, "You assume others do what you do."

[justman2k7]

i just watch this whole video, no homo

[danejensen90]

i f**king love Bryan, yes homo

[Trinitysx]

i have never met a serious gaymen before

their all jokes....

cant even call themself a man..

[ohdrae]

i think "gayest ex machina" is better.

[Lucychromosome]

so .. why the hell are you watching hey homo .. .. . oh wait... no homo right?

[lonewolf2852]

I should stick my cock in your ass. No homo.

[KKoga06]

Gay Ex Machina

Oh my god... So freakin hilarious XD