Castlevania PoR Charlotte's funny comment (Jonathan is seduced by Astarte) [request]

[TheBlackRoseParade]

THIS IS WHY YOU CANNOT TRUST JONATHAN WHEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT LADIES!!! AND CHARLOTTE HAS TO LEARN NOT TO GET JEALOUS AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT CHICK!!!! (shot)

[GarlandFraser]

JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHON JONATHAN! JONHY JONHY JONHY JONHY JONHY! JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN!

[Alignn]

Oh shit, I totally forgot that Talk option was there for the entire game

[battleangelmontoya]

"That's what you get, BITCH!"

[rosemaries69]

Ha ha, I had not thought of talking to Jonathan after the fight was over. :) Nice one

[ApprenticeNUMBER1]

I dnt no if any of u hav done it but if u 'talk' wen ever u defeat a boss like this johnathan always says something funny. Like one monsters name tht I can't remember Charlotte tells him off for saying 'that's gross I dnt wanna touch thst' I lol every time. Oh johnathen how I love u;)

[deecho200]

If Charlotte or Shanoa were real, you all pigs would be after them!

Including me... ._.

[joao20able]

@deecho200 Well, duh!

[deecho200]

@joao20able Yeh I Know ._.

[BlitzerBoom]

Wait, there's a point to the Talk option besides useless tips?

Mind = blown.

[Nintendo122333]

After Charlotte says "I'll kill you" in the japanese dub, I think Jonathan says "My bad" or "I'm sorry". (To hear this, I nearly made my ears bleed). >.<

[gekomees]

@Nintendo122333 He actually says "honto" which if thranslated literally means "really". So I guess you could also translate it as "I agree" or "Yeah, really, I agree". I quess Charlotte's saying should better be translated as "I should kill you!", but I didn't really hear what she said.

[Nintendo122333]

@gekomees I know this is a bit late, but I had a sudden realisation, probably...

But I think Charlotte said to Jonathon, "Do you want me to kill you?!", and then Jonathon is like, "Sorry about that". Makes sense...

[MrMK109]

Astarte: Temptation!

Old Axe Armor: ...

Astarte: WTH?

*Axe'd*

[TheEndlessWarlock]

@MrMK109

Official art reveals that Old Axe Armor is a GIRL

lol no wonder it didn't work.

[Machdude]

Old axe armor is a woman. You can tell because the Henry VIIIth monster bows to it.

[GentlemanAeon777]

Astarte: Temptation! Fight My love!

Richter: It hit but it had no effects?

Maria: THE JUGS.....THEY'RE HUGE....WANT WANT WANT <3<3<3

Astarte:...Wtf?

[suggestions8]

It's the worst when this happens to Charlotte / Shanoa on the final boss in Castlevania HoD.

How in the living HELL, could that...THING possible seduce ANYBODY!?

[GentlemanAeon777]

@suggestions8 Dracula can change his physical appearance to look, yes, sexy.

Its not the evil demons surrounding the throne, but its the guy on it.

*Goes off to cut out tongue for saying that.*

[kingoniranger]

I like Charlotte's face when she gets mad or pissed she is so cute when she's angry

[BansheeHallow]

lol?

[alexgodzillafan3328]

Why is Jonathan doing this?!?! I really liked him, so why is he cheating on Charlotte with this demon bitch? I guess that he is not seduced but brainwashed; but still that is not fair! Plus, why does Charlotte get pissed at Jonathan. She is able to tell the flow of magic power (as described in the cutscene when you first see the city if haze portrait), so wouldn't she know that Jonathan was being controlled? Whatever, I am thinking too much about this.

[TheAzureNightmare]

@alexgodzillafan3328 Jealousyyyyyyyy...

[alexgodzillafan3328]

@TheAzureNightmare Jealousy? What is there to be jealous of? I mean Jonathan has Charlotte as his girlfriend. What more could he possibly want?

[TheAzureNightmare]

@alexgodzillafan3328 Charlotte Jealous of Astarte taking Johnathan.

[alexgodzillafan3328]

@TheAzureNightmare I guess. In her wide arsenal of spells, she doesn't have a seduction/mind control. Just imagine what she would make Jonathan do if she had one. '~'

[alexgodzillafan3328]

Funny how in boss rush mode that they keep that block in the background, only for her death animation.

[aldotails]

0:30 charlotte fails and kill the Dodo >_>

[eventzz]

Astarte: Temptation!! FIGHT MY LOVE!!

Alucard: Umm, no, sorry, I'm gay.

Astarte: FFFFFFUUUUUU---!!!!!!!!

[316darkmaster]

@eventzz how dare you call him gay. He's so awesome

[Helloweenftw]

@eventzz man alucard is not gay but that was hilarious lol

[ringthatkill]

@eventzz fucking lol'ed

[saturnurameshi]

@eventzz Sonya Belmont: YOU'RE WHAT???

[soric16]

@eventzz dude you got my respect now xD i hate alucard... well the castlevania one

[eventzz]

@soric16 Well, that was a joke anyways. I don't hate Alucard, I just wanted a male character that would fit the joke well. I guess the character who would fit better would be Soma but i don't know why Alucard came to mind first. hrrrrmmm....

[soric16]

@eventzz eh mayb cuz alucard fit the gay joke better lol i was wondering how come she didnt seduce charlotte before but that was because i didnt know she was seducing him i thought she was possessing him lol

[kingoniranger]

@eventzz I already got the soma joke character

Charlotte: LOL SOMA PERFECT HUMILIATION

[kingoniranger]

@eventzz

Jonathan: Sorry about that

Charlotte: Would you get a grip? You've got a gorgeous girl right here next to you

Charlotte's thoughts: Next time if i'm going to face her again I would bring my secret weapon named Alucard

Alucard: I heard you're thoughts hey i'm gay but that dosen't mean you're going to use me. Hey Jonathan

Jonathan: o_o

[kingoniranger]

@eventzz also this...

Asharte: Temptation FIGHT MY.... WTF

Dark Soma: Before I wanna fight with you,wanna date?

[Asharte slaps Soma]

Asharte: YOU'RE UGLY must find another AHA Temptation FIGHT MY LOVE

[removes hood]

Sypha: Sorry I'm a girl

Asharte: DAMMIT

this comment wants to say DARK SOMA IS UGLY when I saw the 2nd bad ending.

[GlennMagusHarvey]

I think Charlotte is far hotter.

[hanna0329able]

@GlennMagusHarvey oh ya i agree with you!!

[homoplayer]

Jap : Charlotte: did u want to get yourself killed?

Jonathan: sry...

[kasilbrazil03]

So beatiful that looks like a duck walking :P

[blacklustwolf]

"You are asking for it"  funny charlotte moment

[Dewani90]

i loled when she said "i almost killed you"

[gdastray]

haha.. i remember getting killed just because jonathan seduced by her. not just once. thrice i think.

[Glacierbabe12]

@gdastray

lol my hp was low and jonathan killed me in two hits :l

[kallenxlelouch1]

Can Richter seduced by Astarte too.

[alsoknownasdave]

@kallenxlelouch1 actualy yes infact i just got killed by him twice using maria

[LareBearProductions]

lol. Jonathan gave Astarte the finger at 1:07. Astarte is such a tart. I have this game and the best part about it is you can defeat Astarte using the 1,000 Blades item crash.

[BelmontVladTepes]

Já

No Tenia Ni Idea De Esta Conversasion ;D

Bastante Interesante ;D

5/5

[Eduperase]

@BelmontVladTepes yo solo lei la primera parte y cuando lo seduce..... por cierto cuando lo seduce hay que acabar rapido con Astarte antes de que Jhonathan/Richter Acabe con Charlotte/Maria

AUnque en el juego español dice "si, Mi señora".... y en la ingles "Yes, my Master"... curioso en el ingles le llama su Maestra.... bueno probare despues XDD

[LordZolima]

Lol!! Love this game, possibly my favourite Castlevania.

[sempai331]

thanks