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  • "Is you a virgin?"

    "Yeah"

    *high pitched laugh*

    Priceless.

  • have you ever got a ho preggaz is it because you use connies or fire blanks? this interview is over looooool

  • "Have you ever had an abortion?" "Never had an abortion?" "Shouldn't you at least try something before you go against it?" HAHAHA. Dumb arse anti-choicers.

  • 2:10 "We shall hold our cum"

    I guess that's one way to prevent abortion LOL

  • 1:45 omg so funny laugh

  • 1:45 is priceless. I knew he was gonna' say 11 years old

  • 2:13 Beat boxes abortion hahahahaha

  • we shall overcome..  a a abortion.

  • this interview is over lfao

  • I felt my unborn son kicking today.

    Well you'd do the same if you were being attacked by a knitting needle.

  • @kaykko nice...that actually made me laugh. (though a lot of people don't get my kind of humor)

  • hahahahaha, He said he was 10 years old and she was 28 in the pornography episode hahahahahaa I am writing this while he is beat boxing ahhhh :)))

  • "Free Nelson Madela" --- classic LMAO

  • ay yo respek

  • So destroying the potential for life is what makes abortion wrong? What about destroying sperm and eggs before conception ever occurs? What about a couple simply not conceiving a child to begin with? Are they not destroying a life that could have been? At what point does it become 'wrong' and why?

  • @spfccsmft Logic has no place in an argument about abortion sir.

  • LOOOL, free nelson mandela haha

  • Fresh.

  • lol

  • Epic

  • 1:47 Brüno :D

  • How can he do all this without laughing xD

  • free nelson mendela!!!

  • what kind of preist can't handle a person messing with them, I bet that preist really is using comdoms thats why he was all red faced and angry.

  • What your a virgin?

    Yeah,

    Ahahahaha!

  • free Nelson Mandela!

  • this is so awkward but still funny

  • best moment was when he laughed at the virgin hahahha

  • is you a virgin?

    yes

    hahaha

  • You can tell that at some point the priest being interviewed wants to reach over and choke Ali G

  • FREE NELSON MANDELA

  • @Freenelsonmandela cool man...you repeated a line from the video! thumbs up!

  • If you are so Pro-life...why can't do something positive and get the fuck out of mine.

  • @KittyKattyYukiLvr best answer i have ever read on youtube

  • FREE NELSON MADELA!!

  • What a fucking legend... reality checks for all the dumbasses out there!

  • Fucking pro lifers. Making the hardest day of some peoples life even harder!

  • FREE NELSON MANDELA

    

  • Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan.

    I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy or an abortion.

  • 1:47 almost made me cry from laughter

  • and she was like 24...just didnt wanna get committed innit

  • mate this is going on TV

  • Ali G: "So what, iz you virgin?"

    Virgin guy: "Yeah"

    Nelson: "Ha-ha!"

  • "..and she wanted mo" hahahhah i loveeeee ali g!

  • WTF are those bitches singing above?

    

  • Its also funny to note that the pro abortionists actually arent for free speech. The paradox is they say it should be a womans choice when they want federal funding for it. If you dont want a kid wear protection or dont have sex.

  • F-F-FRESH! haha

  • I tried the flame grill whoper

  • American christians need to find a life!

    Have they nothing better to do than stand on roads whining about shit that doesn't concern them. 1 thing: a girl gets raped and gets pregnant, and then she can't get an abortion? Fuck off christians, everyone can decide for themselves what's best, we don't need no fake lame-ass God for that.

  • @Smapss Thats great just dont whine to GOD when things dont go your way.

  • @godisgreat82ify

    No I won't whine to God, because every action that you take in your life is your OWN responsibility. If things don't go my way, it is myself to blame, and I will have to deal with that myself. I think it's so pathetic to just say: that's the way God wanted it, there's nothing we can do. There's always something you can do. Start taking responsibility for your own actions and stop blaming God for the shit that happens or don't happen to you.

  • @Smapss Well put.

  • This imterview is over

  • you ain't ever got a whore preggers?

  • Is you a virgin?

    yeah.

    HaHaHaHaHa!

    Sorry,Didn't Mean To Laugh

    xDDDDD

  • omg i died at the beatboxing haahhaahha

  • Ali g: Yo, respect. So was you very anti- abortion because you was aborted yourself lol.

  • All the nutters and fruitloops gathered together in one place, what a hoot.

  • im totally for abortion I've been responsible for atleast 5.

  • These crazy people make Christians look crazy...

  • @michaelmannucci I guess for you its pretty hard to hold a high standard of morals! Easily could of came to the conclusion that you are an atheist!

  • @michaelmannucci It's always about making christians LOOK crazy. Why can't we just conclude that a large proportion of them actually are?

  • @Drcrazy93 Wrong - that's like saying most Muslims are terrorists - and I'm certainly not pro-Muslim. There are a few wackos from all religions. I'm anti-abortion myself, but I would not waste my time attending a rally and holding up signs. Having said that, Ali G is fucking hilarious. I don't know how he can interview that priest without laughing.

  • @braducsb2 Nah, my point was that everytime any christians do something other christians don't approve of, they say "They make us normal chrisitans look crazy etc" and I'm just tired of it. Just accept that there are lots of vile and hateful things in the bible that not all christians follow. It's funny that christians call litteralists crazy when they simply follow the scripture. If the scripture is that bad (which it obviously is) then stop following it altogether.

  • @Drcrazy93 Do you have any concrete examples of where the scripture is vile and hateful? I'm certainly not an expert on the scripture, but I assume you are, to be making such statements. Obviously the whole abortion procedure was not around when the bible was written. I agree that the scripture/bible should not be taken literally, as there are clearly some fables and annecdotes intertwined. But enlighten me please, can you quote or reference some vile and hateful passages?

  • @braducsb2 Jesus clearly warns that no part of the bible is ever to be taken as anecdotal or as a parable and threatens such people with that thing he came up with,... hell. It's really amusing to see apologetic arguments from the religious of today using the modern evolved morals of today to dismiss the immoral passages of the bible. We could cite the scriptures of the old and new testament that are frankly disgusting, any way you want to interpret them. You were taught to believe in myth.

  • @evilyig ? Where did I ever say I was religious? I believe there could be a God - that's about it. I'm not a full on agnostic however - basically my wife drags me to Catholic church on most Sundays. Let's don't discuss the corruption and child molesting priests - I've already argued with her in detail about that. I'm curious though - is there a verse you can quote where Jesus says that people will go to hell for taking the bible as anecdotal or as parables? I would like to read it.

  • genius genius genius.... just love Ali G

  • I wonder how many raped 13 year old girls who got impregnated was at that march?!

  • Freedom to mandela;D

  • the beatboxing is classic.

  • I'm pro abortion…

  • haha virgin i was 11

  • FREEESH !

  • 'What be ur name?' 'fr dean sholtz.' 'yo respect. safe. is u very anti-abortion coz u urself was aborted?' 'no , i wasn't aborted.

    fuckin priceless

  • Every woman should be required to abort her first pregnancy until the pro-lifers shut up and go away. We really need to just force them to shut up.

  • @Bonertronica

    Aren't you a nice person. It's a shame you weren't aborted.

  • @jpayne68177 Abortion sends babies to God faster.

  • Is it just me or does the old singing lady sound like she's saying "We shall hold our cum?"

    I guess thats one way to avoid unwanted pregnancies.

  • I was at the March for Women's Lives back in 2004, too bad I didn't see him there lol.

  • i cant believe how he can get so rude and still keep a straight face, hes just a genius

  • the beatbox xD

  • i bet he fires blanks

  • How to OUTLAW ABORTION in 15-20 years!

    Leverage the democracy with the corporate power of Pampers, Huggees, and Gerbers: watch?v=FY78Vs0Zs2s

  • 2:09 is a sub at my school... she always wears those pro-life pins and

  • 'Free Nelson Mandela'

    ROFL

  • "....24 and a model, and she wanted more...i just didnt want to commit..innit"

  • Freshhhh

  • II FUCCKING LOVE YOU SACCHHAAAA

  • bff bet bfffff bffff bet A A A ABORTION xD

  • comparing bugur king to abortion haha

  • Ah Ah Ahhhhhhhhhh abortion  LOL!!

  • the beatboxing wazz deadly

    RESPECT!!

  • Quality!

  • "is you so anti-abortion cause you yourself was aborted?"

  • Free Nelson mandela.

  • Burger king!!! LOL LMAO HAHAHAHA

  • hahaha, pretty funny stuff.

  • 2:12 This is when I completely lost it

  • haha i can watch this 100 times and i will still laugh

  • This interview is over.... =.= LMAO

  • @lancesta01 The tension in that scene was almost painful xD

    Despite the amount of blatant disregard for the respect of that mans morals, I gotta say, Ali's got BALLS!!! xP

  • @lancesta01 i know what an ass he is

  • So, are you so anti-abortion because you yourself was aborted?

  • Ask me how old i waz when i lost me cherry

    

  • lol yanks r such fags

  • @arrrz0rrr9 its funny how people say americans are so ignorant and stupid when half those people have never even been to the us...cohen has the ability to make even the smartest people look stupid, regardless of their nationality

  • @themplskid ive never seen ppl like these in any other country in the world

  • so wat u still a virgin?

    yes

    haha sooo funny xD

  • So you aint never got a hoe preggers haha

  • omg pro life people are such twats

  • On Pittsburgh Abortion Clinic where 7 babies were killed AFTER birth – 1 mother died. "I was flabbergasted to learn that the DOH did not think their authority to protect public health extended to clinics offering abortion services," Rendell, a former Philadelphia mayor & district attorney, said in a statement. " ... I immediately directed them to inspect these facilities. It was simply preposterous that the department took this position, ever."

  • SICK!!!

    On the video:Pro-life Anti-Abortion Video: Development of the Unborn Baby ryddelwearsahat said:

    @chitownaztec Just so you know, the attitudes of certain so-called pro'life' nazis are making me seriously re-consider finishing this pregnancy.So is the kicking.If you don't want 'blood of babies' on your keyboard,watch your shit with me.Bcuase i'm enough of a bitch to do it- and chances are,your taxes will pay for it.

    ryddelwearsahat 1 day ago RYDDELWEARSAHAT LIAR!

  • I haven't heard Ali G in awhile. He's funny!

  • "You ain't neva got a ho preggers?"

    "No."

    "So is that because you use connies or does you fire blanks?"

  • 70% of anti-abortionists are men.

    the rest are built up of lesbians, barren women, women who never had kids, general banner wavers and of course celibate and religious nutjobs, around 90-95% of all of them combined support the death penalty.

    None of which ever have the worry about being a 14 year old rape victim who has been impregnated by their attacker OR have a severely deformed dying foetus/baby inside them that will not only die but puts the mother at risk too.

    I guess its 'in Gods hands'.

  • @Nolebrab men are anti abortion? bullshit were all fucking scared some chicks gonna mae us pay child spport for 18 years. men should be and i believe they are pro abortion.

  • That beatbox at the end made the hymn sound awesome.

  • FREE NELSON MANDELA !

  • FREE NELSON MANDELA!

  • I would have mad kids if the bitches weren't so abortion happy. So I blasted in a jehovah witness in hopes that junior will make it this time. Now I got to infiltrate more christian clicks and make more babies. My genes must continue forever man.

  • Is that because you use connies or yous fire blanks?.... -.- this interview is over!

  • haha the church guy loled soo hard

  • I say BABY'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE.

  • @URProductions

    i agree, babies are fully capable of making decisions as a fetus

  • @dawodchatha yeah, I mean they're totally considering the lilies in there..

    and praising Jesus too

  • Ali G is a fucking moron!

  • ALI G is jokes..

    Surely you should try something before you say it's bad... LOOOL

  • I like how women who are 'pro-life' are also for death penalty and usually guys or women too ugly to fuck.

  • @WKaliberr Yeah, because executing murders and rapists is wrong, but's ok to kill an unborn baby.

  • @URProductions its not a baby, its part of the woman's body

    she can do whatever she likes with it

    so shut the fuck up

  • @WKaliberr That's horseshit and you oughta know it. The DNA and everything is unique from the get-go. Abortion is just an easy way out of taking responsibility for the consqequences of your actions at the expense of a potential unique life. Self indulgence in the extreme.

    I'm not saying don't bone a chick. I'm sayin' wear a rubber if you have to and use pills and shit. And if those fail... well then TAKE RESPONSIBILITY GODDAMMIT, this is a human life we're talkin' about.

  • @URProductions i can't believe you just called abortion "an easy way out", do you really think it's easy for a woman to lose a baby like that? there's nothing easy about abortion, it's a decision that will be on the shoulders of the woman for her whole life. that being said, i'm a man, i'm assuming you're a man, why should you be able to dictate what any woman wants to do with her own body? no one is pro-abortion, just pro choice

  • @bournebutler You pinko lefty's get me so riled up, you're entire worldview is based on taking your comfy little life here in North America for granted. You don't like war or executions because you don't understand the real nitty gritty this world is made of, and you're down with abortions because you don't want something like a baby ruining your fun party life. My worldview is based on real deal common sense not some cushy, feel-good idealism.

    It's not her own body, it's the baby's.

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  • @URProductions don't like abortion? don't have one. it's not your body, you will never be put into that situation. and the same logic can work for you, you obviously "don't understand the real nitty gritty this world is made of" because you don't like abortions. if abortions are made illegal, women will still have abortions, they will just be extremely more dangerous.

  • @bournebutler It's too bad your mom didn't abort you.

  • @bournebutler Oh I agree! If you don't like abortion, don't get one, and who cares if other people are killing babies! As long as you aren't doing it, right? I love the logic in this statement.

  • @URProductions How do you define a body? Because if it's a cluster of cells in some lady's belly, you're not very intelligent. Your calling everyone who disagrees with you a communist just supports that idea.

  • @iDaruma Everytime you abort a fetus to quote Neil Young "there's one more kid who will never go to school, never get to fall in love, never get to be cool."

    or.. to quote Clint Eastwood

    "It's hell of a thing killing a man. To take away everything he ever had, or every will have." -no different for a fetus pal.

    Whatever a fetus is- body or cluster of cells - that thing has a future potential as great as yours or mine. And that's why I ain't down with that shit.

    ps I didn't say communist.

  • @URProductions Every time you are not CONSTANTLY HAVING SEX, "there's one more kid who will never go to school, never get to fall in love, never get to be cool."

    Okay, supporters of communism, sorry.

  • @URProductions Not to mention that every cell with a nucleus has the potential to be a human, why don't you protest whenever someone scratches themselves?

  • @iDaruma Your arguments don't make sense. All I'm sayin' is is if you create a life deal with it, don't kill it. I'd be equally not down with aborting a baby if you cloned it with a skin cell. So where does your argument stand? It doesn't.

  • @URProductions Your argument doesn't either. What if it's not their choice to create it? Should rape victims have to "deal with it" too? You seem to have a straw man set up in your mind that all abortions are used for is an alternative birth control. What about when the baby has a disease that would kill it shortly after it was born, or is the result of a rape, or if the mother could support a child when she got pregnant but ran into problems and no longer can?

  • @iDaruma No, no, no, you got me all wrong. Them's extenuating circumstances. In cases of rape, incest, diseased babies or if their's a legit risk to the mother's life than of course abortion's ok. But it's not ok to abort just cause "oh, I don't wanna have this baby, so I'm gonna get rid of it." That ain't cool. And the poor mother thing ain't no reason either, she can always adopt.

  • @URProductions My mamma was adopted and admitedly she kinda had a shitty upbringing. But HELLO MCFLY! She's alive, and I'm alive 'cause she's alive. And if her birth parents aborted like they were actually considering than she wouldn't have been born and I wouldn't have been born and I kind of like existing, thank you very much. So choke on that.

  • @URProductions That's a terrible argument... If you or your mother never existed, neither of you, or anyone else would have the ability to notice. Besides, why should you survive and all the other millions of sperm that your father provided be taken away the chance to live? Any movements your mother made after ejaculation and before fertilization would have killed you and given someone else their very own existence. Do you object to your mother moving around in bed?

  • @URProductions Every person on earth could have sex with 50% of the rest of the earth, and even if they did it with the same person every single time, the children would be completely different. So by your reasoning shouldn't every possible child be born? Whenever anyone isn't constantly having sex, they're depriving possibilities for life.

  • @iDaruma Yeah, except my argument is concrete and yours vague and wishy-washy.

    Any consequence is possible but the only ones that need to be delt with are the ones that actually happen.

  • @URProductions Your entire argument is that people who have sex and get pregnant, whether on purpose or by accident, should be forced to give birth to the baby since apparently it doesn't matter if they change their mind or run into financial difficulties. I say that they should be able to change their mind. Having a kid is a pretty big responsibility, would you prefer it to be rushed into, and the child leads a less than satisfactory life, or the parents wait a while and decide what to do?

  • @iDaruma There you go: wishy-washy opinions. You couldn't have argued in my favour any better. Having a kid IS a big responsibility and it takes a real man and a real woman to face that responsibility. But I guess those are in short supply nowadays.

  • @URProductions So giving people a big responsibility they aren't ready for just so they can "deal with it" is a good idea? And supporting that makes me wishy-washy for some reason? Look, a few hundred thousand years ago people died when they were in their 20s, we had no medicine, we had no shelters. Society does this thing called progression, and it makes our lives more comfortable, or "cushy" as you would call it. Apparently trying to improve a few peoples lives makes me a terrible person?

  • @iDaruma Comfort? Is that what Mankind has been struggling for this whole time? So we can sit fat and happy on our sofas, eat potato chips, play video games and abort a baby if it gets in the way of our happy dappy lives? jesus, we landed on the Moon 40 years ago, but that doesn't matter, comfort is what we were really after..

    Progress is a joke and you're a pussy.

  • @URProductions Yep, because your stereotypical, generalization of comfort and happiness must apply to every single person in the country. If you think progress is a joke get off the computer and go live in the woods. I am a pussy, but that really has no bearing on whether or not women should be allowed to do what they want with their bodies.

  • @iDaruma Progress is joke 'cause 100 years ago men were men while now it seems most men are mice.

    All I know is that if I knock a chick up that baby's as much mine as it is her's and I would NOT be down with an abortion for reasons I've already explained. But maybe that's 'cause I'm a man and not a mouse.

    p.s. I just came back from a snowmobile trip to a lake 100 miles from nowhere, in the woods, in the 30 below. So, yeah.

  • @URProductions Snowmobiles are a natural phenomenon now, and not a product of progress? And the clothes you were wearing too? "Manliness" is such a stupid concept. I don't give a shit how "manly" someone considers themselves, but they aren't a better person, and it doesn't make the world a better place. 100 years ago we also had more sexism, disease, oppression of blacks, and many more stillbirths than we do today. And somehow that was better?

  • @iDaruma Manliness is about doing what you gotta do when you gotta do it. That ain't stupid, that's life.

  • @URProductions You have no real concept of manliness or masculinity, do you?

  • @Cainus44 I don't get it, how do you not agree with my statement? You seem to agree with me on the responsibility thing. Isn't "doing what you gotta do" responsibility? Or is there more to it I failed to mention? I'm not even argueing, I'd like to know what your thoughts are in this. Please elaborate.

  • @URProductions Randomly having abortions just because you did something stupid isn't responsibility. It's just that simple.  You have to live with your mistakes. Prevention should be the focus, not looser abortion legislation.

  • @Cainus44 What? No? I'm on your side. You must have misread my comments somehow 'cause that's pretty exactly what I've been saying.

  • @URProductions Oh wait, I mixed you up with iDaruma, you're the one I thought was stupid for his concept of manliness. Your perceived and outdated idea of masculinity and femininity don't do your arguments any credit. The idea here is education and preventing this all together, not conception followed by a shotgun wedding.

  • @Cainus44 Yeah, but I still think we're in agreement here. By being a man I merely meant that if you get a chick pregnant you stick around and take care of your kid like a real man would. Running away from responsibility - be it by abortion or being a deadbeat dad - is the cowards way out. You have to understand, I don't mean man as opposed to a woman, I mean man as opposed to a boy, ie. someone not mature enough to take responsibility. Essentially manliness and womanliness are the same thing.

  • @URProductions It has nothing to do with your perceived notions of cowardice or masculinity. The idea that that plays into it at all is ridiculous.

  • @Cainus44 Ok, maybe I did get a little off point. I don't know, I like to argue with my chest out.

  • @URProductions There's a big difference between arguing with your chest out, and citing pretentious, immature, unfair, and subjective notions of character quality.

  • @Cainus44 jesus.

  • @iDaruma Abortions don't solve any real problem though. If people aren't ready for the responsibility of parenthood, then the real trick is making sure they full grasp the concept that having unprotected sex = baby in nine months. If people can't grasp that simple little concept, then they shouldn't be allowed abortion outside of incest, harm to the mother, or rape (pregnancy from which is fecking rare, I might add). True responsibility is owning up to your mistakes.

  • @iDaruma That being said, with all your talk about progress, something needs to be done about America's poor system of education. Unplanned pregnancies amongst teens are significantly rarer in nations that have better primary and secondary education.

  • @Cainus44 You can still get pregnant even if you're on any form of birth control though...