0:39-0:45 Justin Bieber hit the nail on the head there. "i have got a very good idea what the Australian experience is like, without even STEPING A FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY" ... WTF?? -_- It is amazing that people can devote their life to hating on a country that they have never been to. i have always thought that Americans were a smarter breed than that, but then again, I've never stepped foot in the U.S
Beware the Drop Bears!!! We love taking the piss, it is a test of character. We're hard people from a hard land and the more we keep that distinct quality the better. If you're easily offended, you won't like us, and we don't give a fuck thanks very much.
This 29 year old canadian is a low-life, pathetic, useless space is the world. This man who changes his voice so he can hide behind a computer screen to make racist videos is a hypocrite that has nothing better to do with his time than categorize a nation that he has never stepped foot on.
You sir, are a coward and i hope you wake up one day and realize how stupid and pathetic you really.
im proud to be aussie, so deal with it or fuck off.
Damn fellas, really, this series is an homage to Australian humour. It's using irony and satire to promote its point. It's not saying that being confronting, rude and uncouth are bad things, since the alternative is Ned Flanders. I mean really fellas, he's advocating Ned Flanders as the alternative to us. Ned. Flanders. He's taking the piss. Or, for you Kiwis out there, he's taking the puss.
This is incredible. I'm honestly dumbfounded at how a human being like this even exists. Where on earth did they come up with all this shit? There is so much contradiction my heads going to explode!
Your conclusion makes you sound like a NAZI. "Our society needs to be clean, all people need to be the same and we will all be under one power. Anyone who doesn't fit into this view doesn't fit into the world." sounds like a Canadian NAZI...
i'm australian and just finished watching this and i found it funny ay. you made me love my country more, and yes we do take the piss out of everything and that includes ourselves. The comedians at the end were funny to me. thanks for this ay and you know what if you don't like australia that's cool and if you never want to come here that's cool too. i don't like the fact the ppl clubb baby seals but i'm still going to canada one day and look forward to it. again thanks for this ay it was fun
I feel embarrassed by fellow aussies defending australia, can't you guy see sarcasm when it hits you in the face? To producer, well done and very funny.
oh yeah do a quick google on your country and youll see that canada is racist............... well thats what the forums and stuff are saying but iam not small minded enough to believe things that i read on the internet without experiencing it first hand google racism on any country you might get a pleasant suprise
okay everyone we all need to be like ned flanders from a fictional tv show to make this silly cunt happy. wake up mate you havnt been to australia so you dont know shit about us you can read all the bullshit you want on forums but until you have actually experienced australia and been here in person your rants have zero credability
I just watched all of the parts of your Australia sucks documentary, because I am always very interested to see how other people view Australians. I have considered making a video sort of like yours about America or Canada, but have since decided not to as I don’t want to stoop to your level. I wish you the best of luck with your life and hope that someday you get to meet a person from Australia.
You don’t get Australian humour, it doesn’t just pay out on other people, good Australian humour is “bashing yourself up” (paying yourself out). Which was what Paul from good news week was doing when he was taking about us being racist, sexist etc
Not everyone can get Australian humour, but if you don’t get it, just don’t bother with it.
Has anyone else looked up those sites which say Australia sucks, I have and for some reason, im telling the truth by the way, there all blogs for THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH
Wait, Wait, Wait at the beggining you were making an Australian propaganda video but near the end yuo where saying everyone should live in a world of white picket fences and cook apple pies after church, well im just going to say it, you are as raciest as Adofl Hitler was to the Jewish, you want everyone to live the "American" way as "...there isnt and shouldnt be any other way" and "......there is only one god" nice saying where raciest but then going on to offend every other religion on earth
I'm Australian and I have a white picket fence, not unlike the one you made reference to in the (unbelievably pathetic) conclusion of you (unbelievably pathetic waste of time) hour-long "documentary". It's a paradox!
You're very much entitled to your own opinion, but I don't understand how its OK to make a video condemning an entire country when you've admitted to never have set foot in said country? I'm an American, I holiday to Australia once a year, and I absolutely love it. I'm in no way saying that your opinion is wrong, I just don't believe that you can carry on about Australian people and culture when you have never experienced it.
wow i love australia because i am australian i dont hate other countries but do you realize that you should be charged for threatining and doing everything you showed as an example of australia look at yourself you are just a kid and a terroist
Wow this made me want to puke.... It's sad that you can have so much hate for people you dont even know .... yet you want to live in this dream place of peace well what the hell is this ..?? all i have seen is hate an anger to a nation when you have documented only verry few people... also i hate wailing due to my lover for living things i am also a vegetarian... I dont see race i dont see gender nor do i see sexuality we are all but one !
Sorry you are so soft and can't take a joke but it's ok, but that just australia, our ancestors are convicts, apparently the scum of the British empire, what did you expect to happen??? Either way, no matter what people think I'm proud to say I'm an Aussie
@hash1212121212 me too... the only thing bad about canada is that it allows those filthy aussies onto its borders... but i say we can smash them up like a baby seal cub.
@xxmidgit292xx fuck you. canada was settled by britian 2. your a slave 2 america. and australia has sister citys to canada such as adelaide. actully australia and canada is the 2 top places i would like to live.
@xxmidgit292xx I have a friend who lived in Canada for a year and really liked it, I will be telling her that she shouldn’t tell anybody that she is Australian if she goes over there again, she might get killed (it is sort of ironic really, that you were taking so distastefully about the Indian bashings in Australia, when you are clearly the type of person who would go out and do that sort of thing to Australian’s. Oh and just so you know I don’t agree with bashing Indians)
@xxmidgit292xx I am Canadian and I think your ignorance is disgusting. Learn more about individuals not the people as a whole. When you said "before even stepping foot in there country" I thought this kid is a stupid ass.
surely this little 'i hate Australians' series is satire. Relax everybody, i believe this person is 'taking the piss'.
She has collated some comedy gold here. Enjoy!
Also, she has made a number of cultural observations that *are* problematic for us Australians. Cop these criticisms on the chin and resolve to make it better where u can.
And if this is genuine - a picket fence, Sunday Mass and everyone "clean neat and nice"'? No one is that naive and this articulate without being suicidal.
hmmm i just find that you find our humor unfunny have a unrealistic view of the world and a unrealistic fantasy of what it should be, because obviously it will never happen.
This series damn near brought me to tears and then I looked at the comments and I suddenly became patriotic... Not racist... Imagine that a non racist Australian... U think Australia sucks so much when the host of good news week (Paul something soz I can't remember) was agreeing with all the points u made u didn't find it funny or entertaining... And another thing I was born and raised in South Australia yet nothing you mentioned seems to have nothing to do with the south australian region so h
So contradictory. You talk about a Ned Flanders world where people put on a fake smile for everybody, but strangely resort to making a 6 part series about something you admit you can't understand, yet use every means possible to stereotype.
Apparently stereotyping is wrong, so you say, and apparently we are unfit for the NWO, when unlike all the rest our government treats like equals (comparatively).
So I take it, this is a parody. You are afraid on the NWO
how come yanks cant pronounce melbourne u dont pronounce the u its pronounced mel ben stupid yanks and dont beleive everything you here on youtube mostly i hear is america if full of fat arses who will only get of the couch to get food or change the channel who i might add i hear are all racist i dont beleive that and you shouldntt beleive that all Australians are racist only guttless dicks are
It never occured to this uploader that the makers of The Simpsons created Ned Flanders to represent boring ass people!! Imagine what fucking bores all movies and TV would be with this person running all networks and studios!!
ok i'm an american and I compleatly dissagree with you. WTF is your problem? What do you have against them? I would love to go to Australia and this video is not going to stop me from going there. And how are they racist? Am I missing something? Your the one that's being racist going on this pointless rant about how you hate Aussies. You are seriously a stupid bitch. I hope you don't stay this negative in life. Hopfully you'll get a better understanding of other peoples cultures & learn respect.
@MissDivinity13 You have a valid point there MissDivinity13, i hope you enjoy your visit in Aussie and soon you will learn that midgit made some good points about aussies.
Just to remind everybody that in Australia Sucks part 2, this person identified themself as Canadian.while making light of clubbing baby seals.The altered voice has a slightly british indian accent.If someone cares enough they could slow down the voice recording to check. I suopose Americans can look forward to "America Sucks" next.Thanks Aussies for not taking this crap,but this person xxmidgit292xx is Canadian..This video does not represent Canadians and Americans opinions,just this nutjob!!
Your a fuckin dumb Cunt ay .. You think were racist .. ?? When your there making the most Racist video I've ever seen.. ! Drop Dead you Pathetic Fuckin Cunt. P.S If you ever do come to Australia come to Darwin, I wnna see yu get Stabed, You fuckin dumb Dog !
@PalmoBoii Said with the distinctive eloquence that only an Australian could pull off. I think you've just proven much of this video series to be true with your misguided national pride coupled with minimal communication skills and topped off with hatred and anger. It's like many in Australia, full of hatred but not knowing how to express it. Please don't ever leave Australia PalmoBoii.
In the end your whole issue was with "taking the piss", thats the best thing about Australians.
That we are one small part of the planet that doesnt take ourselves to fucking seriously.
Meanwhile i can't bash the US, it's a nice place, but its a shame that someone in a fairly educated country is so starved for attention they needed to make these videos.
This number is just in case you get depresed and cut your wrists or something:
@xxmidgit292xx For a ittle boy that condemns a supposedly 'racist' Australia (untrue in itself, i can garuntee that the larger percentage of the population are accepting of multiculturalism) To deem the actions of a country of people as 'Discusting' or 'Uncooth' is no less racist than saying all Muslims are Extremists with 'discusting' ways of worshiping their god, or the 'uncooth' way in which they treat women.
Practice what you preach you hypocrytical Canadian fool!
@xxmidgit292xx So Umm... im just going to say what everyone in the world is wanting to say GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH ITS FUCKING UP YOUR MIND, also have you been to the South Park casting Manager cause I thik you wll make a great Kyle, Butters, Cartmen or Stan
you crossed the line with the last 25 seconds of your video... i used to like Canadians but thanks to you and your video... Canada Sucks! go die in a hole, wanker
THE WORST THING ABOUT YOUR VIDEOS IS THE CONCLUSION!!!! YOU SAY THAT EVERYBODY IN THIS WORLD MUST LIVE LIKE THEY DO ON STUPID AMERICAN TV SHOWS!! EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT, EVERYBODY HAS A DIFFERENT THOUGHT ON HOW THEY WANT TO LIVE, AUSSIES WILL LIVE LIKE AUSSIES DO, CANADIANS WILL LIVE LIKE CANADIANS DO... AND, AS BAD AS IT SEEMS, AMERICANS WILL LIVE LIKE THEY DO! YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO LIVE PEACEFULLY IN PERFECT SUBURBS, BUT YOUR WORLD IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
I am Australian (and a wog - the two are not mutually exclusive)... and I have traveled to many countries (including Canada), and lived and worked in the USA and Japan. To be sure, there are a lot of arseholes in Australia, but there are arseholes from every country. There are racists in every country and maybe everyone is racist. A lot of Australian culture is pretty embarrassing and a lot of Australian humor is lame... but so are the really crap sit-coms you cited as funny!
"i want to live in a world where people are clean, neat and nice" she says as a picture of two pristine white people show up on screen. haha also love your little epilogue at the end where you cap it off by saying we shouldn't stereotype people but then confuse yourself by inadvertently concluding that australians could not be stereotyped? maybe its your views on the world and its people that have caused americans to remain wary of retribution and attack from your enemies? cya later mate...
would you dont seem to realize, is that eventually Ned Flanders will snap and kill someone, but hey at least he'll do it with a smile right??? i don't like you.
Gosh.. I pity this guy. Anybody heard of Carl Panzram? A physco, delusional man who hated all people of the Earth cause he was mentally retarded? Yes, well, this must be his brother - Midgit Panzram. Midgit is a demented, old man who has no idea what he is doing. He wears glasses the size of telescopes and scratches his underpants while uploading videos on YouTube.
Goodness, I wish this retarded old transvestite the best. But looks like it's too late..
Unfortunately you do not have to go too far outside the main cities to find ignorance and racism. Hell you could go to middle america, fly over country, and you would never come across the outrageous racism you would find just half an hour outside Brisbane.
@brontewcat because no half intelligent adult could be serious about picket fences, Mom's apple pie, Ned Flanders, the need for stereotypes etc- partucularly if they decry racism:-)
@pjharro Yes. Either the person who made the video is an idiot who beleves the world can like TV or they are satire. course I could be wrong and the maker really does believe the guff about a TV world of white picket fences. Then the videos are unintentionally an ironic satire. I mean videos decrying the intolerance of one country (most of which is true) while bemoaning that the world is in fact not even more intolerant and xenophobic is very funny.
@xxmidgit292xx@xxmidgit292xx Oh dear! And here I was giving you credit for being far more intelligent and humourous than you obviously are. I do apologise.
@xxmidgit292xx i find that very hard to believe... Aussies love Canadians... why are you picking on us? join us and pick on bloody America! they suck!
@xxmidgit292xx your picture looks like some old guy... your slowed down video sounds more like a fairly young guy maybe a bit pudgie. that aint your picture.
plus who anonymises their voice and then shows there real image?
Qantas is one of the friendliest airlines in the world - they hire former hookers who will have sex with you in the toilette. No OTHER country does that!!
@aprilblenk wtf its been a few months for me here n i friggin love this place...fuk i cnt believe i wasted my time watching this shit...ppl will be cool w u if ur cool wth thm...the ones tht actually agree to this shit are the fukin losers who cant socialize...
@tuchingdivinity Ok ok...sorry! I just meant that if people are gonna hate us then that's their problem. I LOVE AUSTRALIA and hell no is this video is gonna change my mind. Sorry if I said that wrong I meant if people hates us then they can think what they like because at the end of the day it is not gonna matter what a bunch of people like this guy/girl thinks anyway. I’m glad you like it here and I am always gonna live here no matter what.
well thats even funnier, your conclusion took the absolute piss out of america, and you threw in a bit of aussie bashing right at the end probably coz you forgot who you were hating :-)
I think people had missed the irony of this video. 'Australians enjoy taking the piss'. 'Australians enjoy telling other countries a whole load of baloney about their country'. 'Australians burst out laughing when people start believing what they're saying'.
Midgit is an Australian, twisting the situation upon those who believe in what she/he is saying and taking the piss out of those who believe what she is saying.
i love how hes giving us shit for being against japanese whaling, its horrible that were trying to save a endangered species
blook101 5 hours ago
Get A Dick Up Ya U 30 Year Old Virgin
MongooseFreeRider 2 days ago
0:39-0:45 Justin Bieber hit the nail on the head there. "i have got a very good idea what the Australian experience is like, without even STEPING A FOOT INTO THE COUNTRY" ... WTF?? -_- It is amazing that people can devote their life to hating on a country that they have never been to. i have always thought that Americans were a smarter breed than that, but then again, I've never stepped foot in the U.S
dangp7 5 days ago
wow your 29 and making hate videos about a country you know jack shit about. Can you say I need a fucking life?
littlemissliar1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from xxmidgit292xx
LOL ok tomorow i will go to Aussie
i have the same sence of humour
Sarcasm and Taking a piss ftw,its like ive been Australian all along
MorbidDeath73 1 month ago
Beware the Drop Bears!!! We love taking the piss, it is a test of character. We're hard people from a hard land and the more we keep that distinct quality the better. If you're easily offended, you won't like us, and we don't give a fuck thanks very much.
mcnesta80 1 month ago
So i think we have all come to a conclusion
This 29 year old canadian is a low-life, pathetic, useless space is the world. This man who changes his voice so he can hide behind a computer screen to make racist videos is a hypocrite that has nothing better to do with his time than categorize a nation that he has never stepped foot on.
You sir, are a coward and i hope you wake up one day and realize how stupid and pathetic you really.
im proud to be aussie, so deal with it or fuck off.
GoatsHoesAndYou 1 month ago
Damn fellas, really, this series is an homage to Australian humour. It's using irony and satire to promote its point. It's not saying that being confronting, rude and uncouth are bad things, since the alternative is Ned Flanders. I mean really fellas, he's advocating Ned Flanders as the alternative to us. Ned. Flanders. He's taking the piss. Or, for you Kiwis out there, he's taking the puss.
Sigoroth 1 month ago
This is incredible. I'm honestly dumbfounded at how a human being like this even exists. Where on earth did they come up with all this shit? There is so much contradiction my heads going to explode!
SuperNamuu 1 month ago
i honestly dont know whether to laugh or cry...
eqluea 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
pause on 0:42 and read why we are so bad.
fakemario 2 months ago
circular kay wtf
bostonjack100 3 months ago
wow it the new hitler
bostonjack100 3 months ago
@bostonjack100 lol
1177aj 1 month ago
Ur jelouse simple.
bostonjack100 3 months ago
wtf what the hell is wrong with this fuck australia is a just a fuckin normal country nobody says anything about america
mchav4Red 3 months ago
Your conclusion makes you sound like a NAZI. "Our society needs to be clean, all people need to be the same and we will all be under one power. Anyone who doesn't fit into this view doesn't fit into the world." sounds like a Canadian NAZI...
raziel1600 3 months ago 14
Brisbayyyn? Where's brisbayyyn?
B4IRUTUARU16 4 months ago
Lol I still think our humor is so much funnier
B4IRUTUARU16 4 months ago
This has gotta be the biggest troll video of all time
He litterally made these videos to troll us all
B4IRUTUARU16 4 months ago
fuck all of the people who say Australia sucks cause all the people who say that a gay dicks
MrElam29 4 months ago
Australians make fun of Americans and Canadians because we're better then them
TheScottinator11 5 months ago
oh no australia is the devil XD
KOEI24444 5 months ago
The puppy-throwing scene was disgusting and terrible. I did not need to see that.
JoyousinJesus 5 months ago
conclusion: you are a hate-filled idiot!
Maklolm 6 months ago
come here to australia and say that, bitch. i dare you.
superciliousprincess 6 months ago
i'm australian and just finished watching this and i found it funny ay. you made me love my country more, and yes we do take the piss out of everything and that includes ourselves. The comedians at the end were funny to me. thanks for this ay and you know what if you don't like australia that's cool and if you never want to come here that's cool too. i don't like the fact the ppl clubb baby seals but i'm still going to canada one day and look forward to it. again thanks for this ay it was fun
oxoxTeGaNxoxo 6 months ago
"Australians seem to have a love affair with the crude and confronting...and upfront, no bullshit approach to serious and sensitive issues..."
I know: God bless Australia!
2088chef 7 months ago
I feel embarrassed by fellow aussies defending australia, can't you guy see sarcasm when it hits you in the face? To producer, well done and very funny.
demiurge3141 7 months ago
oh yeah do a quick google on your country and youll see that canada is racist............... well thats what the forums and stuff are saying but iam not small minded enough to believe things that i read on the internet without experiencing it first hand google racism on any country you might get a pleasant suprise
0424716037 7 months ago
okay everyone we all need to be like ned flanders from a fictional tv show to make this silly cunt happy. wake up mate you havnt been to australia so you dont know shit about us you can read all the bullshit you want on forums but until you have actually experienced australia and been here in person your rants have zero credability
0424716037 7 months ago
2:05 ...Natalie?! She's hilarious! :S
ChoreographLoveScene 7 months ago
The word "quay" in Circular Quay is pronounced "key".
ecermusic 7 months ago
A thesis or THEORY?
NewsWrapUp 7 months ago
I just watched all of the parts of your Australia sucks documentary, because I am always very interested to see how other people view Australians. I have considered making a video sort of like yours about America or Canada, but have since decided not to as I don’t want to stoop to your level. I wish you the best of luck with your life and hope that someday you get to meet a person from Australia.
Thank You... Again
Lipzah 8 months ago 5
You don’t get Australian humour, it doesn’t just pay out on other people, good Australian humour is “bashing yourself up” (paying yourself out). Which was what Paul from good news week was doing when he was taking about us being racist, sexist etc
Not everyone can get Australian humour, but if you don’t get it, just don’t bother with it.
Thank You
Lipzah 8 months ago
Oh God, who let Alvin the Dickhead onto YouTube?
shimmyknowsall 8 months ago
I wouldn't say Australia sucks but It's no where near the best country being living here since last August and I do give Brisbane 2 thumbs up!!!!!
DTLSRT4 8 months ago
Has anyone else looked up those sites which say Australia sucks, I have and for some reason, im telling the truth by the way, there all blogs for THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH
xXAustralianzOwnXx 8 months ago
Wait, Wait, Wait at the beggining you were making an Australian propaganda video but near the end yuo where saying everyone should live in a world of white picket fences and cook apple pies after church, well im just going to say it, you are as raciest as Adofl Hitler was to the Jewish, you want everyone to live the "American" way as "...there isnt and shouldnt be any other way" and "......there is only one god" nice saying where raciest but then going on to offend every other religion on earth
xXAustralianzOwnXx 8 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx
I'm Australian and I have a white picket fence, not unlike the one you made reference to in the (unbelievably pathetic) conclusion of you (unbelievably pathetic waste of time) hour-long "documentary". It's a paradox!
russhofbloodtolatete 8 months ago
white fences and clean houses and people? we dont need australians? Wake up. the world is alot more complicated than that.
buffalo827 8 months ago
u say you've gained all ur information ffrom the internet?
the internet isn't reliable mate
buffalo827 8 months ago
You are a fucking idiot.
buuthebigchild 9 months ago
Don't try to understand Australians. They're not worth it.
parsizaban 9 months ago
I don't know what you're talking about. Australians are not hospitable people at all.
parsizaban 9 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx yeah well thats just like your opinion man
johnkiedis27 9 months ago
You're very much entitled to your own opinion, but I don't understand how its OK to make a video condemning an entire country when you've admitted to never have set foot in said country? I'm an American, I holiday to Australia once a year, and I absolutely love it. I'm in no way saying that your opinion is wrong, I just don't believe that you can carry on about Australian people and culture when you have never experienced it.
3xmortis 9 months ago 13
Guess what....I"M COMING TO CANADA!
ufuckfacesonofabitch 9 months ago
Australians ARE disgusting. I agree.
parsizaban 9 months ago
someone please stop this 12 year old.
jcinnsw 9 months ago 8
@jcinnsw i'm not 12, i'm29
xxmidgit292xx 9 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx are you sure
KOEI24444 5 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx Then act your age.
ProfessorPabs 4 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx
You fooled me
frenchgummy 1 month ago
@xxmidgit292xx you're 29 and this is what you're doing with your life? hahahahah, i feel so sorry for you.
GoatsHoesAndYou 1 month ago
people from alabama are the rednecks of north america...australians are the rednecks of the world..:D
char1eston 9 months ago
wow i love australia because i am australian i dont hate other countries but do you realize that you should be charged for threatining and doing everything you showed as an example of australia look at yourself you are just a kid and a terroist
jasonparlett 9 months ago
Canada is illuminati
firebullet555 10 months ago
Wow this made me want to puke.... It's sad that you can have so much hate for people you dont even know .... yet you want to live in this dream place of peace well what the hell is this ..?? all i have seen is hate an anger to a nation when you have documented only verry few people... also i hate wailing due to my lover for living things i am also a vegetarian... I dont see race i dont see gender nor do i see sexuality we are all but one !
true proud aussie <3
G'day mate !
jordyjordyjordy1992 10 months ago
Australia rules you fuck!
barnongboy 10 months ago
you cant talk
you have never even been to Australia
so what there are some dickheads
there are dickheads everywhere in the world
your just pointing out the bad shit
i hope u die in a hole bitch
AiNsBabe2508 10 months ago 2
After reading the comments on these videos i can see that Australians are all just assholes and are severely easy to troll.
twinkietrail 10 months ago
hahaha this series made me laugh so fucking hard!
Methijuana 11 months ago
Sorry you are so soft and can't take a joke but it's ok, but that just australia, our ancestors are convicts, apparently the scum of the British empire, what did you expect to happen??? Either way, no matter what people think I'm proud to say I'm an Aussie
hemiBRO1 11 months ago
i reaaaally hope i meet you one day, just to beat the racist ignorant shit out of you
radz150193 11 months ago
go eat a burger u fat cunt
jaykob213 11 months ago
PS: If you ever want to 'figure out' an Aussie, feel free to talk to me. I'll take your abuse and won't dish it back.
PPS: The hell is your accent from? Are you purposely stifling it? You sound southern sometimes, then Canadian others...
AusBluesMan 1 year ago
Again... Paul McDermott... Ehhhh... BUT, you have to understand the irony.
Also, of course we're going to make fun of the number one country in the world (U.S.) - it's human nature to do such to the 'authority'.
AusBluesMan 1 year ago
Um, whoever made this video needs mental help.
SirFinbarr 1 year ago
You pronouced Melbourne, Sydney Harbour, Quay, Brisbane wrong, check your grammer 'mate' Plus, you don't know Jackshit about Australia.
BNSFSD40 1 year ago
Im glad I live in Canada.
hash1212121212 1 year ago
@hash1212121212 me too... the only thing bad about canada is that it allows those filthy aussies onto its borders... but i say we can smash them up like a baby seal cub.
xxmidgit292xx 1 year ago
@xxmidgit292xx a big strong aussie with big fists is a bit different from a defenceless seal cub. You are hilarious although, great for a laugh.
SirFinbarr 1 year ago
ahahaahah you wouldnt have a chance against us we would smash you any day of the week even with your stupid ice hockey gear on
vxrobby 11 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx fuck you. canada was settled by britian 2. your a slave 2 america. and australia has sister citys to canada such as adelaide. actully australia and canada is the 2 top places i would like to live.
190jaiden 10 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx So who said Canadians don't understand satire? Very, very good. You obviously put a lot of work into this.
Five Stars!
(unless, of course, you are actually serious. Then you need some help)
TheSwearingBear 9 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx fuk u aus is the best
coolman7736 9 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx Filthy aussies you just did a sterotype so whos loling now.
MrMorrison446 8 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx I have a friend who lived in Canada for a year and really liked it, I will be telling her that she shouldn’t tell anybody that she is Australian if she goes over there again, she might get killed (it is sort of ironic really, that you were taking so distastefully about the Indian bashings in Australia, when you are clearly the type of person who would go out and do that sort of thing to Australian’s. Oh and just so you know I don’t agree with bashing Indians)
Thank You... Again
Lipzah 8 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx Come at me cunt!
Psychosocial129 7 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx I am Canadian and I think your ignorance is disgusting. Learn more about individuals not the people as a whole. When you said "before even stepping foot in there country" I thought this kid is a stupid ass.
koolade7000 7 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx Your a horrid ooze puddle of a human being
mirroredguitarist 4 months ago
Melbon brisbayn WTF! canada is americas bitch,Australia is the best Country!! in the world you Snow Monkey hoser
Mr2009aus 5 months ago
@Mr2009aus
you are one cheeky cunt mate
hash1212121212 5 months ago
I still can't work out if the person who made this video is promoting us or not...
WTF7176 1 year ago
@WTF7176 she makes us look irresistable :)
robbie84 1 year ago
Nice voice...NOT
gregrutz 1 year ago
surely this little 'i hate Australians' series is satire. Relax everybody, i believe this person is 'taking the piss'.
She has collated some comedy gold here. Enjoy!
Also, she has made a number of cultural observations that *are* problematic for us Australians. Cop these criticisms on the chin and resolve to make it better where u can.
And if this is genuine - a picket fence, Sunday Mass and everyone "clean neat and nice"'? No one is that naive and this articulate without being suicidal.
visitor3107 1 year ago
hmmm i just find that you find our humor unfunny have a unrealistic view of the world and a unrealistic fantasy of what it should be, because obviously it will never happen.
KiraPepper 1 year ago
Sorry about grammar fail I was blinded with rage...
crunch564 1 year ago
This series damn near brought me to tears and then I looked at the comments and I suddenly became patriotic... Not racist... Imagine that a non racist Australian... U think Australia sucks so much when the host of good news week (Paul something soz I can't remember) was agreeing with all the points u made u didn't find it funny or entertaining... And another thing I was born and raised in South Australia yet nothing you mentioned seems to have nothing to do with the south australian region so h
crunch564 1 year ago
@crunch564 im south australian 2. :)
190jaiden 10 months ago
I watched all 6 videos and even if you are a legitimate Australian hater you did your homework. I actually found it to be rather funny!
ufuckfacesonofabitch 1 year ago
So contradictory. You talk about a Ned Flanders world where people put on a fake smile for everybody, but strangely resort to making a 6 part series about something you admit you can't understand, yet use every means possible to stereotype.
Apparently stereotyping is wrong, so you say, and apparently we are unfit for the NWO, when unlike all the rest our government treats like equals (comparatively).
So I take it, this is a parody. You are afraid on the NWO
Logicbeatslies 1 year ago
Briz-Baine? Its pronounced Briz-bin
PivotXX 1 year ago
I like the last part that australia getting wiped off the world map. haha
deadmonkeytooth 1 year ago
I just cant believe that Collingwood didnt get a mention.... i mean c'mon....
thegio35 1 year ago
You fail at pronouncing Melbourne and Brisbane btw, sorry just had to say.
Athergera 1 year ago
sorry if i sound like an ahole
platatac 1 year ago
how come yanks cant pronounce melbourne u dont pronounce the u its pronounced mel ben stupid yanks and dont beleive everything you here on youtube mostly i hear is america if full of fat arses who will only get of the couch to get food or change the channel who i might add i hear are all racist i dont beleive that and you shouldntt beleive that all Australians are racist only guttless dicks are
platatac 1 year ago
how come yanks cant pronounce melbourne u dont pronounce the u its pronounced mel ben stupid yanks
platatac 1 year ago
"Let the Blood Run Free"? You are an Aussie!
darkhawk1979 1 year ago
@darkhawk1979 remember seeing ads as a kid think i was 5 or 6 wasn't allowed to watch it but probably for a good reason!
dewytes 1 year ago
@dewytes I don't remember much of it, but I do remember one of the doctors wrapping his dick with cling-wrap to use as a condom!
darkhawk1979 1 year ago
@darkhawk1979 yeah cant say my parents were doing the wrong thing by making me go to bed! :)
dewytes 1 year ago
does no one notice that that world map is f''ked up? lol
naraoz 1 year ago
wow you coved your voice
jackpipsam 1 year ago
You do know the first song you play is the Australian national anthem....Right?
pRoBiE1KeNoBi 1 year ago
you do know you have a mental disability right yea thought so just checking
fivenuckleshufle123 1 year ago
It never occured to this uploader that the makers of The Simpsons created Ned Flanders to represent boring ass people!! Imagine what fucking bores all movies and TV would be with this person running all networks and studios!!
martinishot 1 year ago
ok i'm an american and I compleatly dissagree with you. WTF is your problem? What do you have against them? I would love to go to Australia and this video is not going to stop me from going there. And how are they racist? Am I missing something? Your the one that's being racist going on this pointless rant about how you hate Aussies. You are seriously a stupid bitch. I hope you don't stay this negative in life. Hopfully you'll get a better understanding of other peoples cultures & learn respect.
MissDivinity13 1 year ago
@MissDivinity13 You have a valid point there MissDivinity13, i hope you enjoy your visit in Aussie and soon you will learn that midgit made some good points about aussies.
foecunditatis 1 year ago
Just to remind everybody that in Australia Sucks part 2, this person identified themself as Canadian.while making light of clubbing baby seals.The altered voice has a slightly british indian accent.If someone cares enough they could slow down the voice recording to check. I suopose Americans can look forward to "America Sucks" next.Thanks Aussies for not taking this crap,but this person xxmidgit292xx is Canadian..This video does not represent Canadians and Americans opinions,just this nutjob!!
martinishot 1 year ago
Your a fuckin dumb Cunt ay .. You think were racist .. ?? When your there making the most Racist video I've ever seen.. ! Drop Dead you Pathetic Fuckin Cunt. P.S If you ever do come to Australia come to Darwin, I wnna see yu get Stabed, You fuckin dumb Dog !
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE !!
PalmoBoii 1 year ago
@PalmoBoii Said with the distinctive eloquence that only an Australian could pull off. I think you've just proven much of this video series to be true with your misguided national pride coupled with minimal communication skills and topped off with hatred and anger. It's like many in Australia, full of hatred but not knowing how to express it. Please don't ever leave Australia PalmoBoii.
creggerca 1 year ago
In the end your whole issue was with "taking the piss", thats the best thing about Australians.
That we are one small part of the planet that doesnt take ourselves to fucking seriously.
Meanwhile i can't bash the US, it's a nice place, but its a shame that someone in a fairly educated country is so starved for attention they needed to make these videos.
This number is just in case you get depresed and cut your wrists or something:
1-800-273-TALK
deathByStupid 1 year ago
you do realise that your voice sounds like most of the southpark characters right?
QueenChocky 1 year ago 19
@QueenChocky shut the fuck up!
xxmidgit292xx 1 year ago
@xxmidgit292xx Flanders woud not say something like that.
dmrdmr 1 year ago
@xxmidgit292xx For a ittle boy that condemns a supposedly 'racist' Australia (untrue in itself, i can garuntee that the larger percentage of the population are accepting of multiculturalism) To deem the actions of a country of people as 'Discusting' or 'Uncooth' is no less racist than saying all Muslims are Extremists with 'discusting' ways of worshiping their god, or the 'uncooth' way in which they treat women.
Practice what you preach you hypocrytical Canadian fool!
Aussie and Proud of it!
yobomcmalmal 9 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx So Umm... im just going to say what everyone in the world is wanting to say GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH ITS FUCKING UP YOUR MIND, also have you been to the South Park casting Manager cause I thik you wll make a great Kyle, Butters, Cartmen or Stan
xXAustralianzOwnXx 8 months ago
@QueenChocky yeah and ur accent sounds like a grandma on roids
fgypsy45 1 year ago
@QueenChocky lol he sounds like terrence and phillip!! haha
MrSuka19 11 months ago 2
Hope the maker of this video fucking dies in a fire!
cyrax68 1 year ago 14
@cyrax68 the maker has to be australian...theres no way anyone would know so much detail about the country
sasham3non 10 months ago
@sasham3non They Sound American/Canadian
cyrax68 10 months ago
Australia Sucks
TheSkumar131 1 year ago
you crossed the line with the last 25 seconds of your video... i used to like Canadians but thanks to you and your video... Canada Sucks! go die in a hole, wanker
natg2727 1 year ago
THE WORST THING ABOUT YOUR VIDEOS IS THE CONCLUSION!!!! YOU SAY THAT EVERYBODY IN THIS WORLD MUST LIVE LIKE THEY DO ON STUPID AMERICAN TV SHOWS!! EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT, EVERYBODY HAS A DIFFERENT THOUGHT ON HOW THEY WANT TO LIVE, AUSSIES WILL LIVE LIKE AUSSIES DO, CANADIANS WILL LIVE LIKE CANADIANS DO... AND, AS BAD AS IT SEEMS, AMERICANS WILL LIVE LIKE THEY DO! YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO LIVE PEACEFULLY IN PERFECT SUBURBS, BUT YOUR WORLD IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
natg2727 1 year ago
its not 'melboon' its 'mel'born' you fucking shit.
ChickaShnaz 1 year ago
dont foget 90% of our music and Tv sucks hard cock too.
BRm2008 1 year ago
conclusion? export the indigenous people, then nuke australia, if humanity is to stand a chance.
issareign 1 year ago
I am Australian (and a wog - the two are not mutually exclusive)... and I have traveled to many countries (including Canada), and lived and worked in the USA and Japan. To be sure, there are a lot of arseholes in Australia, but there are arseholes from every country. There are racists in every country and maybe everyone is racist. A lot of Australian culture is pretty embarrassing and a lot of Australian humor is lame... but so are the really crap sit-coms you cited as funny!
rocklobster70 1 year ago
"i want to live in a world where people are clean, neat and nice" she says as a picture of two pristine white people show up on screen. haha also love your little epilogue at the end where you cap it off by saying we shouldn't stereotype people but then confuse yourself by inadvertently concluding that australians could not be stereotyped? maybe its your views on the world and its people that have caused americans to remain wary of retribution and attack from your enemies? cya later mate...
calgan88 1 year ago
would you dont seem to realize, is that eventually Ned Flanders will snap and kill someone, but hey at least he'll do it with a smile right??? i don't like you.
Jaahbify 1 year ago
I find it funny the people not from Australia pronounce "Melbourne" the way it's spelt. We just say "Melbn".
hepalopala 1 year ago
guys, folks, peoples, he is satire,but more cheap wind up merchant and still funny,.!.
so enjoy an say ..................Gday!
mercurycid 1 year ago
Gosh.. I pity this guy. Anybody heard of Carl Panzram? A physco, delusional man who hated all people of the Earth cause he was mentally retarded? Yes, well, this must be his brother - Midgit Panzram. Midgit is a demented, old man who has no idea what he is doing. He wears glasses the size of telescopes and scratches his underpants while uploading videos on YouTube.
Goodness, I wish this retarded old transvestite the best. But looks like it's too late..
cutiepie056 1 year ago
Unfortunately you do not have to go too far outside the main cities to find ignorance and racism. Hell you could go to middle america, fly over country, and you would never come across the outrageous racism you would find just half an hour outside Brisbane.
TheTopBloke 1 year ago
@TheTopBloke Are you Japanese?
bowtomonkey 1 year ago
@bowtomonkey LOL! No.
TheTopBloke 1 year ago
I am not going to mass
TheJAKEBM 1 year ago
this is the biggest crok of stereotypical hit i have ever heard
McFunnyCunt 1 year ago
americans are worse
Remington61189 1 year ago
I still love Australia ^^
Dredgion 1 year ago
Dear oh dear. To all of you bogans positng hate posts. This video is pro acceptance of all people - don't you get it? It is very, very clever irony.
brontewcat 1 year ago
@brontewcat because no half intelligent adult could be serious about picket fences, Mom's apple pie, Ned Flanders, the need for stereotypes etc- partucularly if they decry racism:-)
brontewcat 1 year ago
@brontewcat you have seen the other 5 videos right?
pjharro 1 year ago
@pjharro Yes. Either the person who made the video is an idiot who beleves the world can like TV or they are satire. course I could be wrong and the maker really does believe the guff about a TV world of white picket fences. Then the videos are unintentionally an ironic satire. I mean videos decrying the intolerance of one country (most of which is true) while bemoaning that the world is in fact not even more intolerant and xenophobic is very funny.
brontewcat 1 year ago 3
@brontewcat I'm as serious as I look in my picture.
xxmidgit292xx 1 year ago
@xxmidgit292xx Oh dear! And here I was giving you credit for being far more intelligent and humourous than you obviously are. I do apologise.
brontewcat 1 year ago
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@xxmidgit292xx @xxmidgit292xx Oh dear! And here I was giving you credit for being far more intelligent and humourous than you obviously are. I do apologise.
brontewcat 1 year ago
@brontewcat i know you want to kiss me
xxmidgit292xx 1 year ago
@xxmidgit292xx i find that very hard to believe... Aussies love Canadians... why are you picking on us? join us and pick on bloody America! they suck!
natg2727 1 year ago
@natg2727 shes not even Canadian....she Said on one her Videos that shes British.
Crow22Darkness 8 months ago
@xxmidgit292xx your picture looks like some old guy... your slowed down video sounds more like a fairly young guy maybe a bit pudgie. that aint your picture.
plus who anonymises their voice and then shows there real image?
deathByStupid 1 year ago
@brontewcat Rolf states that they are satire, this is especially obvious in later videos, states Rolf.
TheMightyRolf 1 year ago
@TheMightyRolf I hope so
brontewcat 1 year ago
Come and see Australia for yourself Fucker and you can't prenounce the names of our cites right dick head
TheJAKEBM 1 year ago
Qantas is one of the friendliest airlines in the world - they hire former hookers who will have sex with you in the toilette. No OTHER country does that!!
*all happy*
kunjidee 1 year ago
@kunjidee is that true?????????/ i'm going
defender94555 1 year ago
@defender94555 well it was true for Ralph Fiennes....hehe
kunjidee 1 year ago
You're a Westboro Baptist Church supporter who has never stepped foot into this country. You don't deserve to be taken seriously.
AustraliaYouBeauty 1 year ago
dammit i just got to australia, n now i see this...
tuchingdivinity 1 year ago
@tuchingdivinity Don't listen to him or her.... whatever...Anyway spend your time here and you can judge us for youself.
I hope you have a good time! ^_^
Also if you don't like it here I am also ok with that. It is better than listening to someone that has never even been to this amazing country!
aprilblenk 1 year ago
@aprilblenk wtf its been a few months for me here n i friggin love this place...fuk i cnt believe i wasted my time watching this shit...ppl will be cool w u if ur cool wth thm...the ones tht actually agree to this shit are the fukin losers who cant socialize...
tuchingdivinity 1 year ago
@tuchingdivinity Ok ok...sorry! I just meant that if people are gonna hate us then that's their problem. I LOVE AUSTRALIA and hell no is this video is gonna change my mind. Sorry if I said that wrong I meant if people hates us then they can think what they like because at the end of the day it is not gonna matter what a bunch of people like this guy/girl thinks anyway. I’m glad you like it here and I am always gonna live here no matter what.
aprilblenk 1 year ago
well thats even funnier, your conclusion took the absolute piss out of america, and you threw in a bit of aussie bashing right at the end probably coz you forgot who you were hating :-)
man, you are one funny dude neighbourino :-)
MrBradski666 1 year ago
I think people had missed the irony of this video. 'Australians enjoy taking the piss'. 'Australians enjoy telling other countries a whole load of baloney about their country'. 'Australians burst out laughing when people start believing what they're saying'.
Midgit is an Australian, twisting the situation upon those who believe in what she/he is saying and taking the piss out of those who believe what she is saying.
MelbourneGirl100 1 year ago 14
Midgit is an Australian that's taking the piss... and she/he is laughing at those who didn't pick up on it.