How to make sushi at home (for advanced users)

[88kcs]

This is the worst thing i have ever seen. And I've seen Bear Grylls drink piss and wring out bear poo.

[Lojjs]

the rice looked totally fucked up. ever watched a REAL tutorial before?

[fardisghomeshi]

@ at the bottle nice vid man

[YouginB]

@Bluebunny024 It the very correct sushi, my dear.

[lazziieut]

hahah i think rice needs to be dried ,

[YouginB]

@lazziieut It was dried, didn't you see that? Oo

[lazziieut]

@lazziieut no, it is not. Look more like rice porridge .

[mememe123123]

i never knew you could use mashed potatoes to substitute for rice when making sushi...

good call.

[wint3rL]

he proud with the result LOL

[YouginB]

@wint3rL And still proud!)

[zwedanez]

mushi rise iiickkhh

[victoriaa4life]

hate it! so irrespectfull..

[YouginB]

@victoriaa4life I love you :)

[Maxim12G]

Ай финк что это Раша :)

[YouginB]

@Maxim12G Западная Вирджиния!

[Alexxxskk]

Да это не суши, это шаверма кокае то!!!

[YouginB]

@Alexxxskk Шаверма у тебя из жопы торчит

[Desree1079]

LMFAO A FOR EFFORT MAN, BUT TOTAL FAIL.U SHOULD HAVE WHAT A FEW OTHER VIDEOS FIRST

[interfasemx]

Que mal video .... peroq ue buena musica jajajajj

[PrincessNiia]

too much water in your rice! 1 cup water to 1 cup rice.. anymore results in gummy, mushy rice.

[thadea]

Is that sushi grade salmon? Gotta be careful with that.

[KEEPitGREEN4201]

who cares how he did it the man in't a pro chef hes gets to make his own suchi and the best part eat it

[preme073]

that is the nasties looking rice i've ever seen in a sushi roll . look like scrambles fish eggs

[me11176]

Dude, you are not suppose to squish the rice! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

[PinkyDumpling]

Well atleast with all these harsh comments, you probably know how to do it right next time. o.o

[poida84]

5* for trying while drinking if ya aint drinking man it be 1 LOL

[nomorebooze01933]

rice not good dude

[YouginB]

Yeah, I know... It was first try to do sushi at home, dude! heh

[dafranx]

Comrade, go buy a rice cooker; that way your rice won't suck, by being too soft and pasty. Go buy one off the Internet. Your sushi rice FAILS.

[sphinx013]

Its not a subway sandwich! Geez, Sushi fail!

I gave it one star

[YouginB]

One star!? oO You da man!

[pandi4eva]

tard were you drunk when you made this? the rice isn't butter you don't spread it, and choose the fish you want, this isn't a seafood buffet.

[jerrywu78]

@YouginB Woww the other guy is soo mean...I wouldve given more stars for effort...but I would suggest investing in a rice cooker...they cost around 20 bucks for a decent one....They are worth the investment.......You make almost anything in them believe it or not loll

[TELEVISIBLE]

learn to cook rice first

[SakePL]

Buahahhahahaa...omfg..... ur terrible in this. Rice looks like Sper after 2 min outside D***.

Hahahhaa

[Materazzi83]

your rice looks like semen

[missatomony]

you were SPREADING the rice on :S.  hmmmmmm.

[xLethalJessx]

your rice looks revolting.

[kenemojoker]

the rice was mistake and mess up

[KonstantinKuehn]

what the hell is this music! holy shit the lyrics are annoying! but i liked the content of the video

[1022amy]

Rice looks too pasty. Too many vegetables. Shrimp?? That's not sushi!

[khnemet]

Cuban Sandwich?

[michelbluecinema]

are you russian?

[xWintersunxX]

you are an amatuer to my standards. u do not RIP fish >.>

[jakeychan87]

fail.

[ugoraaaa]

zero pojecia o sushi.

[ninette57350]

OMG it's not a PIZZA !!!!!!

[Vidmary777]

Taters anyone???

[TShirokuro]

what the hell is that? It's all wrong.. sad.. sad .. sad

[crocodile1212]

look, it is much better than fish and chips ok??

[krispearlin]

did you add the vinegar for the sushi rice when it was hot and left it to cool?

[PolizeiPaul]

Intresting that you put pickled peppers in there at 1:50 ..That's really gonna fuck up the taste XD.

[niveacreama707]

I just made sushi tonight for the first time and my rice looked just like his.

It tasted okay but was too mushy.

[xacezkillzx]

im not too good at making the rice either looks like you put too much water, did you use the short grain rice?

[perfectdonk]

It is NOT about 'RULES BEING VIOLATED'...

..it is about fucking up delicious food..PUUUKE! YEGH!

[sabosh11]

the ric e is like creem -.-

[cormack007]

the rice looked over cooked

[jizzoi]

lol u rice looks horrible! lol great attempt though! nice shirt! :)

[wwwmegalantv]

where a Vasabi?

[maude777]

c'est n'importe quoi !!!! wach

[AzNSerpentRX8]

You made some nasty shit fucken butch. Tryin to put everything in it why don't u put shit in it

[Drunkybass]

LOL! Dude, d' you make deliveries?

I wanna order some of THIS!!! :)

Srsly!

[thesupergamerdude]

you don no too do sushi

[hil6ry]

o.O ...

[mitchellmorales]

Que jodio loco!!..crazy motherfucker!!!

[frikkelfrab]

LOL... Forgot to put a steak inside! XD Seriously.

That sushi thing looks nastyyyy!!

[schoolofrock1111]

nooooooo you squished the rice

[poxcr]

Does someone know who plays the song in the video?

[Bumerdes]

Аааа! Мой мозг взорван!! )))

[oceanaelf]

can you use katan rice in place for the sushi rice?

[animegirlangelz]

you need any short or medium sized rice.

this way it is easier to cook the rice to make it sticky and a perfect consistency for sushi.

[TheoRetisch]

You forgot to put a steak inside - there is still plenty of room! ;)

[tekkentekken]

wow that looks so bad wtf the rice is all slushy , definately would get diaherea from eating that sushi

[froshthepanda]

I would further criticise your work but I see that many people have already had the pleasure...

[Topaz1115]

the rice is pounded. why?!!....

[DarkMessiah123456]

The rice is pounded because well so it sticks together and when using chop sticks it is easier. Just think how Asians would eat "loose" rice with chop sticks if it wasn't in clumps.

[suikoden123248]

lol, people can eat sushi however they want so leave the guy alone.

[mermerciless]

it looks so... disgusting................. damnit u made me think about how bad i love sushi afterall

[LindaParqueenson]

ooooohhh myyy goooood...

this is awful...

[collection0011]

you dont need a ladle to make a sushi. :) you just simply shape it using your hands. :)

[who797979]

i drink beer end eat it's fun now

[ocabafox]

does it really need to drink beer??

[goliuo]

oh damn he's not a pro and i bet i don't want to be it! he's just having fun with japanese food! anyway...what's the name of the song??? nice try! i want to taste it now!

[britboy47]

thats pathetic

[javialpalo]

i wouldnt eat that shit!

[dmjsbp]

there is like every kind of fish and seafood on that thing??? wtf?

[xaosland]

Фу! бля блевотня! Рис научись варить, и нори даже не правильно положил, пьяная лошара.

[wannafreeze]

I was gonna try making some kani maki for the first time this weekend, if this is your first time making maki I wonder how mine are gonna look like...

[xkittymeowx]

nice video !!!! like a lot !! lol

[TheChangeling9]

this vid is exactley why some people wont try sushi

[tahmina106]

Go to africa where people ar edying everyday without food....u WILL eat or try everything...I promise u that. get out, learn life.

[TheChangeling9]

did i mention myself in that comment? no... i love sushi and but this shits fucking scary. go eat some african children

[LafMyButtOff]

meh...i'd still eat it.

[babeegurl1923]

Fuk u eat more than u make...u cant make sushi for shit ya FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get tought by ppl who know wat dey r doing...LOSER

[asitmc]

you keep shoving the fallen debris into your mouth.. LOL

[TheDocumentaries]

OMG! that was so funny, and i bet it was fun too...

I must film my firs try also ;o)

[YouginB]

It was! :)

[mrsilents]

whats the orange stuff u put on it?

[MikaelUmaN]

Oh my god that was awful. Please take this video down, you're making people stupid. Fuck.

[YouginB]

Read description for this video, stupid.

[MikaelUmaN]

My objection still stands, retard.

[YouginB]

And I'm spitting on it :))

[asitmc]

Grow up little tard

[FrostJeremin]

this type of sushi making is atrocious..

[YouginB]

Learn English, at least reading, shushi God!

[ZenFaith]

his rice is too much of water....lik a paste

[eightieskid]

Guys stop having a go, this video was made for fun, they even admitted to not following the rules. So get off your high horse already!

[supakoool]

lol thats not sushi. thats a sloppy joeshi. and did i just see u eating from ur hand while making it? at 1:57 and 3:09

[LafMyButtOff]

so what he's making it for his FAMILY not some restaurant he did this for fun so stop dissing it.

[Rienie]

I wouldn't serve this to my family.. I don't hate my family.. serving this to anyone isn't a compliment..

[hustleonehustleone]

too much stuff in it dude , sushi is a sushi not a burrito

[chachatww]

lol

[JackKerouac1922]

:D ^^

[Borninlao]

How you know that's how I like shusi man? You totally read my mine. Let me know when you make more video I want to see it. Its also very funny.

[bunny937]

wat happen to the rice?

it look goo-ee

and wet

[Arcamea]

What kind of rice is that? It's like a paste.

[menia120]

your rice looked like grits no offence but ive made sushi at homen before and it looked better than ur rice no offence

[jellybean3370]

I <3 SUSHI

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

you put way too much stuff in it..... its not a burrito!

[YouginB]

tako-tako-tako burrito-burrito!

[FreddieRavelo]

Yah guys I understand how you feel while he's making his version of Sushi... But nice try though... He will learn eventually the right way of making it...Maybe next time he will drink Rice wine first instead :-)

[AcryllicWonder]

Isn't this music from Forza Motorsport 2? o_O

[Tirzah409]

was that oatmeal or grits? and ur video went black and that spooky music is still playing... if i were japanese or oriental i would be upset..

[mochaxj]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

that is so messed up!

[xXheartszXx]

LOL. i like how the man drank before he started. XD

[ninja1018]

is this

A. a joke

B. a mockery, or

C. just badly made?

[YouginB]

Read description for the video

[udosgelbekekse]

the rice looks so bad man

[Daniloveselmo]

What are the yellow bits that u added last?

[YouginB]

Hi! It's a cabbage

[frnndpara]

cara isso e pessimo acho que e o pior que ja vi ate hoje!!

[MadKittah]

хаха, класс!

на шаурму похоже;)

что за песенка?

[YouginB]

)) Японская шаурма)

Chemical Brothers, название не помню)

[annabartmann]

Your rice is swimming, its so bad...its now right you now?

[Foodfreaks]

What kind of sushi is this?

[YouginB]

It's magic sushi! :)

[YouginB]

Most important thing is drink beer before posting a comment.

[triska18]

most inportant thing is drink beer before do sushi

[kristaaddiction]

Actually beer is very popular in Japan...

not that it has much to do with anything

[madwizardoz]

Ребята, по самым неприхотливым стандартам ваши суши от силы на троечку. Например, вы не в курсе, что все то, что вы напластали огромными кусменями, должно быть тонкими длинными полосками во всю длину суши, м?

[madwizardoz]

И это даже обоснованно - когда начинаешь разрезать целую "колбасу" на отдельные кругляши наполнитель банально вываливается кусками.

[YouginB]

Copy-pasted from video description:

Don't consider it as a guide, because it was made just for our own, just for fun, just among the friends and family. Too many "rules" are violated, but no one of us care about that.

Also have a look on a video response we make one year later.

[wyvernpearl]

you kinda did some wrong.. u have to spread the rice over the seaweed wrap, but not too close to the edges.. and the rice kinda looked wet or something but that was very nice

[cowdragon]

thanks! What were some of the ingredients? Also, got any suggestions on fish? I personally like salmon... but I live in the middle of nowhere so I'm not sure how to SAFELY get raw fish from the ocean out here. :(

[gednow07]

i forgot what an awesome track this is

[weetsie]

now thats what i call sushi

[KaMupGirl978]

Haha...very original

[Fatmanorozco209]

whats this song?

[ogden22]

damn it now i want sushi but i cant really buy some sushi at 11:00pm...

[DeeHong]

Sorry to say but i think you over cooked the rice. But I guess it's personal preference :D

[YouginB]

Yes, we did :)

[TaylorSwiftFan1012]

was it hard

[YouginB]

not at all

[anphuongka]

omg rice :)))))))))

[andrewtheguitarist]

you killed the rice... sad

[ANTM55]

looks nice (rice a bit overdone but so what) how was it? did it taste good? looks really good

[YouginB]

It tasted very very good, believe me :)

[ANTM55]

bet it was... im so hungry now lol

[servedraw]

eeep. rice looks overbolied. meh.

[ironspade]

sushi is a really tedious process for home. It really isn't worth the time and energy. Plus really good sushi requires expensive ingredients. Best to leave it up to the pros and find deals where you can.

[airbusboynat]

I like this. I have never tried making sushi before, but I think I will have a go. :-)

[YouginB]

Sure you have!)

[monkeyjunkyhnx]

the uglyst maki i ever seen

and the fagmusic damn

[kalaenterprise]

Hahah This is funny...!

[YouginB]

Give a five, dude!))

[QueenLeilani]

why does the rice look like that???

and why are you spreading it like mayonaise...??

i wouldn't eat that if someone made it like that for me.

[YouginB]

The rice looks like that because I would like to be like what you see. And, by the way, I wouldn't do that for you, my dear.

[xhannahong]

I think the rice is too watery :/

[meows1]

WTF!I orig thought he was using mashed potato ;)

[topflightss]

oh and that FRIGGIN MUSIC is like a Homosexual Acid Trip

[cranialjukebox]

I TOTALLY agree. :D

[topflightss]

hmmm. Looks like a Subway Sandwich. looks good...but he basically added "all the veggies" to it lol I was waitin for him to put on a purple "Im a Sushi Artist" polo shirt.

[wilshai7882]

lol. the rice is overcooked

[chiaraf85]

ma quanta roba ci mette???!!!!

[redpixl]

horrible way to make a a maki.

[ansherina88]

chriisbreezywiifey9 thank you too!

[ansherina88]

thank you BowlingFreak218 for replying....

[chriisbreezywiifey9]

the black wrapper that he put everything in is called seaweed..

[StupidityForSale]

no it is nori. and nori is algae.