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  • IMMA HUFFLEPUFF O.O

  • HP= came out first, has a way more badass villian, a hero who isn't a personalityless emo, and supporting characters who ACTUALLY CHANGE THEIR GOD DAMN EXPRESSION!!

    Seeing abduction was a horrible mistake.

  • What the hell

    Why Hufflepuff?

    Grifindor for Life

  • you sparkle like tinkerbell

  • I just cannot stop watching this. AHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHHA

    

  • funny ending

    

  • twillight suck and harry potter suck

  • I dont like either they are all too annoying to follow

  • Nhhhaaahhh LOTR ftw

  • @eacy7deacy you said it brother!

  • 2:31 is the most funniest pic i've seen

  • "He who should not be named.. VOLDEMORT!!" "Ooooohh!! Too far!! You've gone TOO FAR!!" xDD

  • TROLL! WOHOO

  • whats on your face dude?

  • dude no a fence but l you look GAY

  • @tlalcorn dude, he´s an actor. it´s a parody. He´s not like that lol, but yeah, he acts extremely gay.

  • PLEASSSSS tell me that he is trolling, because if hes not well i think its time to get on a plne and buy a gun

  • "go wrotten in azkaban" LOLZ

  • 0:09 - just like Edward in the movie, looks more like you're sweating glitter than sparkling.

  • Go Trisha!!!

  • the most fictional factor about this1 is that there are no men twillight fans...they are called gays not men...so it would have been a better joke video with a woman as the twillight fan :D ... with a pc in the kitchen :D

  • lol wut

  • last part is epic can we have more plz :>

  • TROLLOLOLOL!!!

  • aaaahahahaha epic shit! aaaahhh!!!

  • new twilights out MORE parody plz :D

  • I think I'll prefer Twilight than Harry Potter? o.o

  • that dude has suucchhh great teeth ;) <3 <3

  • My little pony friendship is magic is so a lot more manly then twilight and harry potter, it has both sparkling and magic and PONIES, try and beat that!

  • I like ur eyes ! its wonderful :)

  • harry potter is brilliant

  • how did you make this video.....

  • The Hunger Games is going replace Twilight .

  • @EdwardTheTechGeek I wish I knew where you lived so that I could come to your house and applaud you in person! (APPLAUDS EDWARDTHETECHGEEK FOR PREDICTING AWESOMENESS)

  • she is beatiful

  • He sparkles, flys and lives in a forest. Fairy.

  • Wish I had teeth like that...

  • dude im a fan of twilight but harry potter has been my life. Look, i dont even know what the fuck is with the whole HP vs. T because first of all they have nothing to do with each other, and second of all you cant compare harry potter has marked many kids lives dont forget it was a whole decade while twilight is just a friggin gay fangless vampire who wont have sex, wont kill humans, sparkles in the sun and still sees himself as the "most dangerous predator" ITS PATHETIC!!!!

  • Hey I know you! You are the guy with the same group of people who made Psycho Girlfriend!

    I knew you look familiar.

  • "I WANT PRO SNAPE INSIDE ME!!!!!!"

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  • "ALORAMANORAH!" LMAO xD

  • you call harry a "homo" ?? you have glitter on your face bro *smh*

  • @sweet868jbjb hes joking is this they first video your watching or just trying hard to be a troll

  • HP can do anything Cullen does, people say that he can run really fast, but Harry can fly! Edward can read minds, so can Harry (he is just too lazy to do so, but it doesn't change the fact that he COULD). The vampire can sparkle, I am pretty sure that is a spell to do so (But harry won't because a sparkling person is pathetic...)

    The thing is: Harry Potter is super hot and has a sense of humor, face the facts: HE WON!

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  • Edward Cullen vs Harry Potter: Harry should win cause Ed doesn't move against him...*adores how he argues you*

  • You're not sparkly enough.

  • avada kedavra twinlight

  • magic doesn't work on the internet LOL....

  • whats his real name? fabian/aaron

  • @IronNinja42 Eric Pumphrey.

  • He allready has his face covered in cum and now he's drinking mom's period blood? :S

  • I can't even handle the derp in this video... it's so amazing

  • Look at the rotten tomatoes for the Harry Potter movies, and then look at the twilight movies. Harry Potter never got one rotten yet all of the twilight movies have.

  • 2:22 xD hahaha!!!!!!!!!

  • The least popular Harry Potter movie made more money on it's opening day than all 3 of the Twilight's put together. Legit fact. Boom shocka locka waka flocka

  • @IGotStanima really? can you proof it, please...

  • @IGotStanima The last part of that comment made you a complete tool. Have a great day. Faggot.

  • @IGotStanima which movie was it?

  • @IGotStanima

    exactly.

  • @IGotStanima true true ;)

  • I personally don't care fo either, but all Twilight has on Harry Potter is the amount of money the movies brought in. That's it.

  • mutated fairies... BAHAHAHA

  • Excuse me can i have your attention : Teens these days dosent know what movie is truly worth of bieng loved niether apreciated for Example take movies like : Men of honor - Titanic - The men who stares at goats - paranoid park , Somthing that teaches you somthing in life somthing iconic , See dont get me wrong brothers and sisys I love sience and superhero movies but i dont Get all crazy and whacked up about em like that full of shit harry gayotter and That most emo movie i ever saw " Twilight "

  • @D3THSCreaM I'm with you in regards to the first movies you listed, but Harry Potter has a lot of value to it. There's moral dilemma, good vs. evil, and dynamic characters who follow a shifting and interesting plot line. I'm not all crazy about it, but you can't deny its literary value. Oh and fuck Twilight.

  • Ok look, I like twilight (mostly Rob), but I'm not stupid enough to say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Potter has better actors, plot and effects. I think pattinson was better in HP beacuse he had a charecter to play. Edward is just kinda emo. I love both and I love Pirates of The Caribbean too. =)

  • " shape shifters and mutated faries " lmao

    u gotta make a breaking dawn one!!

  • Don't really care about HP or Twilight. They both have the sexy bitches in them so i watch both, but the HP books are on a much higher literary level so i'd go with those for reading.

  • hp gave me a heartatack that shit sucks twighlight is fuckin better hp sucks like shit

  • @WhiteBoyGuns Give me 5 reasons why Twilight is better.

  • @WhiteBoyGuns

    *cough* twifaggot alert *cough* twifaggot alert.

    >.> <.<

  • *chuck norris come in*

    chuck norris:fuck you both. both edward and harry potter will shit bricks

  • both of them suck

    especially hp

  • hah twitard good one

  • i love the part where harry and ron go to the forbidden forest to buttfuck HAHAHA lmao

  • Search up stephen king bashing on stephenie meyer, funny shit

  • THEY ARE BOTH FOR NRDS AND FAGS AND LITTLE FUCKING GIRLS U HOMOS!!!

  • @cod5cod7zombs RANDOM CAPITALS AND WORDS I USE ON A HOURLY BASIS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT STUFF I CANT TALK ABOUT WITH ANYONE ELSE BECAUCE NOONE RELLY CARES, your comment was sexist, idiotic, illiterate and has nothing to back up on, why would you honestly spend your time to look this up and type such meaningless words that you probably wont even remember about and wont make any difference in any persons lives?

  • Wizards are pussies and sparkling is gay.

  • Funny how these comments don't seem to notice this is a comedy sketch 

  • lol his calling harry potter a homo, he obiously hasnt looked in the mirror, probably too busy wanking over taylor lautner , hahaha

  • cock

    

  • Harry Potter is the best thing ever.

    no arguments needed.

  • ESTE MAJE SI QUE ES ESTUPIDO SI TANTO LE GUSTA ESA MIERDA QUE SE LA META POR EL....... DONDE DEBERIA DE ESTAR

  • Harry Potters Wins Ive been a twilight since i was 5 i dressed up as a gryffindor (: Love HP <333

  • @ItsTooDuhEZ Your comment is incoherent, which is typical of HP fan's work, LOL. If you had an education, is it possible you would realise the brilliance of Twilight (but unlikely, you idiot).

  • @xxxallyssaownzallxxx What exactly does Twilight teach us? Oh yeah:

    1. Suicide is the only way out of a break up

    2. You're only cool if you have a boyfriend.

    3. You should leave your family and friends for a boy you just met.

    4. Necrophelia and beastiality are alright.

    5. You should only like people for their looks, not personality and constantly stalk them.

  • @hockeyfan202 You're over-analysing the series. Get a life.

  • @xxxallyssaownzallxxx Why don't give me 5 reasons why Twilight is better than Hp if you think it's so brilliant.

  • @hockeyfan202 Why don't you give me five reasons why I should bother? Pfft. Stop pretending like your opinion is worth anything, loser.

  • @xxxallyssaownzallxxx 1. I want the Twihards to back up what they say

    2. I want proof they actually care for the series and not just the shirtless boys.

    3. I'd really like to see why they think Hp sucks.

    4. Let's see if they have an actual arguement.

    5. Every twihard tries with a stupid excuse why they shouldn't give me 5 reasons.

  • @hockeyfan202 Twilight redefines the teen romance theme by integrating common fantasy creatures with humans (NO, this is not advocating necrophilia or bestiality). The dimensions in which Bella has to think in often go beyond what some of the audience may comprehend. Simply, Bella’s decision of having to choose between the two showcases the series’ integral example of the multifaceted dimensions, but not the only one. In summary, Twilight is far more complicated than it looks.

  • @xxxallyssaownzallxxx It's not real romance though. It's just infatuational teens confused about what they want. There isn't any build up to the relationships, they just fall in love because of each others looks and thats it.

  • @hockeyfan202 Um FYI, looks are pretty important in any relationship. Bella seems confused because she has such a tough decision to make. Clearly, you have not understood Twilight all that well.

  • @xxxallyssaownzallxxx Looks are pretty important? That just shows how shallow you've become just by being part of this shitty series.

  • @hockeyfan202 You know full bloody well looks are important in a relationship. Would you date someone that looks like a moose? No, you wouldn't, because they're ugly. You're a filthy liar and I'm done talking with you.

  • @xxxallyssaownzallxxx You know what shut up I don't care about your opinion and stop saying that "Twilight's way better"! Your SO ignorant this comment may be 2 months old but you don't have to be smurf about it! smurfity smurf smurf lol :P

  • @ItsTooDuhEZ You went through the comments to find mine? Um, get a life?

  • @ItsTooDuhEZ Dont be hating I'm just saying I like it Harry potter better I've been a fan of it for along time and loved all the movies and books so stop being rude its just my opinion......... don't got to be so rude :P

  • I couldn't help but notice the shirtless Daniel Radcliffe picture behind Trisha.

    Harry Potter is superior, your arguement is invalid.

  • Lol, mutated fairies. Thanks for the word, that's my new phrase.

  • thumbs up for hp<333

    thumbs down for twilight -_-

  • His face is terrifying.

  • his teeth are FREAKISHLY WHITE!!!!!

  • I'm not a fan of Harry Potter OR Twilight x)

  • lumbade dubade lumbade dubade!

  • thumbs up for being the only comment not to do with harry potter or twilight :D

  • ok let's see... harry potter has: 1. great acting 2. an amazing storyline 3. magic :) 4. a moral 5. emma watson<3 6. SEVEN books and EIGHT movies 7. epicness :) and what does twilight have? 1. a sparkling fairy -_- in conclusion, harry potter wins!
  • @inlovewithkristen Yeah, but what real threatening vampire sparkles? HP has better acting than Twilight, the story line is way more planned out than Twilight, the main theme in HP is love, HP has tons of moral, Emma Watson is a way better actor than Kristin Stewart. Twilight's romance is NOT as realistic as HP, the characters actually get to know each other and they don't go into depression if their love interest leaves, HP teaches respect and loyalty & is way more EPIC (have you seen DH pt 2?)!

  • @8missJZ8: thing about twilight, is that it will eventually get to you, it got to me sept 08 then i got bored of it by spring '10 since it was everywhere, twihaters will hate because they don't like it, but theyre sucked into it,HP is truly a great series and its very hard for someone like me who has read and adored both books to not draw sides, but i agree and like to add 2 twilight 1. hot guys 2. hot guys with their shirts off...need i say more..? in the Vampire Diaries is better than twilight

  • hp betes t but still tey ar bothe prety lame if you ask me i just wana se how it ended hahaha prety funny ending there hp fanboy like your custume not to be men to you but when you was a total hp fan its not right to disrespect it afther all it was a prety good story

  • wow some people really are crazy

    (BTW I like both movies I just think arguing over them is pretty stupid and immature

    I hope this comment doesn't offend anyone)

  • 1:58 "Well you should never provoke a witch"

    "You're right, but I will provoke a bitch ;D"

  • u cant compare harry potter(fanatsy ,drama,action,advanture) and twilight(romance,drama,fantasy­)

  • percy jackson is better.

  • @simplegurlkairi WIN! totally true, percabeth ftw!

  • you're gay. just like twilight

  • harry poter vs twillight?

    I think chuck norris would win.

  • twilight suck....harry potter ...also suck...."so the one who is better"...will suck more =)))))))

  • @123damed

    Hey man, Potter does not suck. How about you actually read it before judging, moron. What am I saying? You probably don't have the attention span or brains to sit and read something longer than a paragraph.

  • @HeyThatRhymes90 chill fan boy it was a joke (i knew that eventually some HP fan would provoke me but i didn't think it would be this fast )..no i don't..i use my brains for reading books related to physics history and SM (4 ur information i read HP the 1st and 2nd book when i was 13 and LOTR)all the fairy tail and Sf that i get now is from movies and tv (unlike u who takes these things so seriously)..so will come back to the real world ? or you will stay with the magic wand and 2:23 =)) epic

  • @123damed

    Reading a book and thinking it's well-written and interesting means I need to come back to the real world? Lmao, are you that stupid? I don't believe for a second that you read physics books for pleasure and actually understand their contents. Why do you think it sucks? You never did explain that opinion.

  • @HeyThatRhymes90 the part with the "come back to the real world" it's a subtle way of saying you are a stupid fan boy who takes this 2 sersly..but since you didn't get it it's clear who is stupid between u and me.The part with the physics books was to show you that i do have the brains to read more than one paragraph>..and i don;t read physics for "pleasure" =)) I read only when i'm interested in something (that could also be a novel) and i already told u that it was a joke related to the video

  • @123damed

    Yeah, you clearly don't know what "subtle" means or what "come back to the real world" conveys, but I'm the stupid one, huh? Please, you're too stupid for words. I'm not even a boy, btw. Reading is clearly not your thing. Go watch more scifi movies, halfwit.

  • @HeyThatRhymes90 1st-do you really think i care what are u ?

    2nd go search a dictionary subtle=undetected=elusive

    3rd i'm not a fan of sf movies

    4rth if you take HP so seriously why are u here ?

    5th leave me alone please

  • @123damed

    1.Well, you clearly did since you were calling me a "fan boy," moron.

    2.And yes, thanks for confirming that you misused "subtle" and don't understand it.

    3.I don't care. You said you watched them so I was telling you to go do that, halfwit.

    4.How is this taking it seriously? You don't seem to know what words mean.

    5.I bet that's something you hear from your mother all the time.

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  • @HeyThatRhymes90 omg...are you retarded ?"moron" =))....confirming i misused subtle=))....sorry i called you a boy(guess u know what fan-boy means)...probably i should have guest the difference between a nerd or a nerd bitch ***notice this since you take every word literally =))

    now please leave me alone and go play with the 2:16..oh im sorry guess u didn't understand that bc you have no idea what "metaphorically" means..hmm i'm misusing a lot of words these days =))

  • @123damed

    Yes, you misuse it.

    Yes, do you know what a fanboy is? It's one word for starters, moron.

    Like you're not being a cunt yourself. Please... And now you're misusing "literally." Great, you really are stupid.

    And ending it all misusing "metaphorically." Well, done, dumbfuck.

  • @HeyThatRhymes90 yeah yeah...i'm misusing a lot of words bc you are dumb and stupid..probably retarded who doesn't even look in the dictionary to see the meanings of those words

    you don't have any argument that i'm misusing those words...and since your logic is at 2 meters under the coal seam , i'll leave you with a whatever...now leave me alone this is the ..notice this is the 3rd time i asked you to leave me alone your next reply will probably end up bad for u

  • @123damed

    Yes, it's clear you don't understand fully what certain words you've used mean because you keep misusing them, moron. You're such a dumb child. You have no right to privacy on a public message are, dumbfuck. Are you going to tell your mommy that the stranger on the internet won't stop responding to you on a public forum? Lmao, you're so fucking stupid. This isn't your personal website or something, moron.

  • @HeyThatRhymes90 you again...i'm really bored reading the same bull shit reply....you have no proof that i'm misusing those words in fact i just showed you their meanings

    -learn how to write..i'm not even from an English speaking country and i can still write better than you

    -it's clear you don't have a clue what privacy is and i won't prove to u again that u are stupid since i already did it 3 times[ joke->argument why it sucks, metaphorically(fag wand), fan-boy(u called me a boy!!) etc etc]

  • @HeyThatRhymes90 didn't u notice at all that this video is pissing on of all HP and twilight fans...ofc not...bc you are still here posting bullshit and calling someone else stupid ..who posted a comment that its RELATED to the video...oh great now i misused another word

  • i like twilight, but harry potter is still better ;)

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  • Twilight sucks

  • true hp fans say tom riddle not he who must not be named

  • no harry twater ^ twilight you see we didnt even have to take sides

  • that dudes messed up. the girl is not too old for harry potter, ITS MADE FOR ALL AGES! and arent you a litttle to male-ish to like twilight??

  • this is your moms blood trisha ..LOL

  • oke I think we all agree on this one:

    harry potter > Twilight

    Fabian > trisha

  • LOL hes shininggggg

  • I'm not crazy about either

    i prefer to be a normal person

  • at the start he sounds like Ben stiller

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  • I love harry potter. Its much much better and much more majestic and epic. Honestly i think Twilight cant even compare so i dont get the dumb arguement people have. I'm not a weird crazy harry potter fan who argues with these twilight fans though. Wow most of these idiots who fight over this must be 13.

  • both are terrible

  • @MrK1NG0D

    no, only one is

  • loobbedii dooobediiiii!! 

  • This was obviously for comedy, guys. Take a goddam chill pill. Gosh, you twihards and potterheads are fucking crazy.

  • Twilight is for horny teenage girls....

    Harry Potter is for nerdy geeks....

    why are ppl always arguing which is better -.-

  • u crazy fans r actualy adding true blood DUH.watch it nd see ur video nd see tht ur actualy blogging bout it

  • Lol at all the people who think this is legit. 

  • Is this a joke? Beacause - oh screw it - HARRY POTTER IS OBVOUISLY BEETTER!!!!!!! end of story. POTTERHEAD FOREVER

  • Fuck Twilight..it's for faggots. 

  • He's joking... right?

  • @adiamonddestiny of course ... dude check out reckless tortuga they make great comedies.

  • Press 5: if your a perv

    Press 7: if you her to sounds like a man

    Thumbs up if you like

  • P.S: He has perfect teeth.

  • Why the hell is a Hufflepuff representing us Potterheads? WTF.

  • .... and my favourite part is when harry and ron went to the forbidden forest to buttf*ck and they touch the fat ones to gave and shooting at the end all over each other's face. Oh, loks at me I'm hermione casting spells... lubede dubede lubede dubede. and I WAnT PROFESSOR SNAPE INSIDE ME! lol

  • face glitter win xD

  • twi-tard.. hahahahahha

  • This is like a battle of the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Video Game Nerd of TGWTG!

  • oh jesus he's like all of them

    see ?? this is what happens when we let them reproduce!!!! D:!!

  • LOL will you marry me, Eric? xD

  • I don´t care about either of them. But I enjoyed the HP books, so I wopuld say Harry Potter would definetly win. Especialy with his skills in part 7.

    Edward is just a vampire so Harry Potter would probably buttfuck him with his wand.

    Anyway, I don´t care :D

  • Harry Potter is like a Horcrux, I put my soul into that series because it's that amazing.

    Twilight is like a meteor shower, it happened and we can talk about it for 5 minutes, but we'll forget about it soon.

  • @hockeyfan202

    Well said.

  • Is it just me or do both of them both SUCK?

    (:

  • they both suck,get over it ppl

  • Harry Potter MADE Twilight

    without HP there'd be no Crederic without Crederic there'd be no Edward and without Edward there'd be no Twilight and without Twilight the MTV Movie Awards will be fair

  • harry potter is about overcoming obsticles being a hero and doing whats right.

    twilight is about some pale bitch choosing a boyfriend