The Ricky Gervais Show 2.07 Karl's Diary Hospital

[ToruKun1]

I love it when Ricky laughs @6:36, that's one of my favorite animations on the show. XD

[xILambyIx]

often late

[SpasmFunnel]

That's a snail.

[JDawg4483]

did anyone else notice that when they were talking about slugs, they showed a picture of a snail?

[Tarka98]

onvelopes

[sooperfukker]

I'm with Karl on the 20 sec countdown as well, but with me, something else happens when I counted down to 1 and the clerk's not going to like it *LOL

[Nipplecripple2000]

Never seen Karl show so many expresions.

[livingdeadgrl18]

love that steve is so anal about karl being punctual.

[shaunparker93]

for those of you who love the shut the fuck up part:

/watch?v=RLoPSjR3Ck8

[scoskitz]

Boswell.

[Thecrimson08]

@scoskitz "BOSWELL!!!?"

[reasonformirrors]

They cut the "it tricks me head" part :(.

[Thecrimson08]

@reasonformirrors it...

[tomitstube]

great conversation. i get karls annoyance with the "pecking order". you see that with humans, famous people who have everything get shit for free, the homeless guy in the street gets yelled at for wanting a meal.

[CaptainMaund]

wow! Great quality! :D

Aw man. Karl is a GOD.

[AumHamer96]

Karl is great

[3rdEyeSpeaks]

oh those ufos in Boswell.

[101Benboy]

OH CHIMPANZEE THAT MORE SHIT !!! fucking brill

[VeridianClubGaming]

DEN

[KookieNaomi]

i hate slugs. they are gross and unatural! but then i do have a phobia of them...

[MispeledStalion]

He's such a miserable little guy.

[Microfoot]

How many times has Karl had to say "I'm not having a go!"

[terraLiquidus]

Look out for the cricket and his gang of droogs haha

[LightninLew]

Hmm, Ricky didn't call him on the spider not being an insect either.

[Sn0wD0gg]

Den.

[TheAbominater]

OOOOOH HE'S GONE AND WRITTEN IT DOWN

got to love the stupid jingles Ricky comes up with

[IXIAdeIXI]

THATS A F***ING SNAIL!

[ricckardo]

oh chimpanzee SOME MORE SHIT HAHAHAHA

[wanksta31096]

it would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle.

[survivalisme88]

love it when the monkey news intro comes on .."Oh chimpanzee that!! Its monkey news!!"

[jimjim506]

@survivalisme88 that basically how every one of the jingles go XD

[spartanswill75]

and that slug was only eatin' that bird poo because it wasn't bein' offered stuff

[nutritioaltherapist]

gervais laugh really cheers me up!

[slannmage]

20

[meaturama]

Boswell

[ExCobraCo]

love how the slug is a snail...

[TomLogical]

for the "fizzy stuff" the animation is a box of soap or something? I'm guessing HBO is american then? Because in the UK "fizzy stuff" usually means a soft drink or sour sweets so I can't imagine a UK television network not knowing this.

[grandmastarflash]

@TomLogical HBO is American you say? No shit Sherlock!

[YouNewb100]

love karl's poem

[yuvi2]

6:40 the way he waves his arms cracks me up

[lockeyourcock]

OH CHIMPANZEE THAT SOME MORE SHIT! Oh, shut the fuck up!

[stovacious]

Why is Ricky always underestimating animals? Let's face it, they can be just as douchey as people and they often do fucked up shit. Charging a toll is not exactly far-fetched, especially for one of the "higher" apes.

[juffan]

I remember being in the hospital and freaking out when the nurse woke me up to give me a sleeping pill

[BazillaAFCilikepie]

anyone else notice they drew a snail not a slug..?

[cuwboys123]

After more and more Karl videos, im starting to agree with what he says

[mcgoo721]

Shepherd's Pie is like a one pot meal though! Well...pan...

[Brendan9895]

@mcgoo721 One pan to boil the potatoes in, a frying pan or wok to cook off the lamb and other ingredients, Casserole dish to cook in the oven, vegetables will need another pan, unless they have a steamer, which still needs cleaning, more washing than you might think :)

[thelexus]

Boswell? BOSWELL?

[Iamagorilla]

HAHA "The litto' gay fella" is awesome in this!!!

[DaEdsta]

Fred and Barney.

[Artsy19Girl]

slugs can have shells...

[Artsy19Girl]

ricky at 3:26 made me lol

[Sargesgrl12]

Ricky at 7:55 made me crack up.

[hardcoreharro]

Hey you 7:06

[mcmuffinjoyce]

"Oh shut the fuck up!" haha

[HellShooter2]

"I dunno, I was busy counting"

Lmfao

[OracleUndone]

why are the aminators retarded? when he said "fizzy stuff" (obviously meaning a softdrink), they put a box with 'fizz' written on it. he says "slug" and they draw a snail (it has a shell). are americans genuinely this fucking stupid?

[SAMagic]

@OracleUndone I know, I guess there are some small cultural differences that they don't get. Shame there weren't any checks on this but oh well. There was one I watched where Karl is on holiday and has Sunday dinner ... the artist sets the time in the restaurant as the evening!

[SAMagic]

@OracleUndone Hang on, Karl only says "fizzy stuff" - it could have been some sort of sherbert or sweet.

[OracleUndone]

@SAMagic but the moment before, Karl, says "a bottle of water,..." kind of insinuating that he was listing the drinks next to each other

[freakofevolution]

The old man who kept on breaking wind and the Chinese man who turned out to be Japanese! Karl is fucking crazy!!!!

[ThePythonGames]

sometimes I feel like Karl. I say stuff that sounds smart in me head but when I say it I realize it isn't

[nos238]

That's not a slug.

[Gasoline85]

What I hate more, are people standing in line in a shop and just when they're about to pay for their stuff their phone rings. And instead of declining the call or say "sorry, could you call me back in 5" they start to have a conversation. I'm like, jesus christ, is it that important to take that call right now? :P

[snakeland1000]

why is he turning the pages the opposite way?

[customcartoons]

I'm with Karl on the 20 sec countdown. Ricky and Steve never cut him any slack ^_^

[Arrowdodger]

@customcartoons yeah, it's really not as weird as Ricky is acting like.

[StanPomeray]

@customcartoons Yes I agree, I've actually done something similar to that before. Throwing the stuff down on the floor and walking out saying "twat" works as well.

[dwevill123]

@customcartoons They're right though, why count down from 20 when you can just say "excuse me?" :')

[cristop5]

The cartoonist is just brilliant!

[3210Mit]

Slugs have shells?

[TheByakuzo]

@3210Mit shotgun slugs

[greedyjr]

@3210Mit and they live in dens

[canihavesomepc]

@3210Mit

Some species do, and i believe there are snails who no shells too.

[aaronmh92]

haha Boswell incident

[Barl0we]

Dear gawd, that spider was horrible O_O

[Rukia123123]

when hes talking about the slug, the picture is a snail..

[mickyshaun]

@Rukia123123 well, a snail is just a slug with a shell.

[TheMikeyReilly]

@Rukia123123 Slugs can have shells.

[JSHEP73]

Fucking bald Manc twat.... cuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnt

[KoreaLoverJapanhater]

1:30-1:34 Karl's slippers change colour

[joewoodson94u]

NO USE AN ASH TRAY...PLATES ARE FOR LIVER DAMAGE!

[TheMadFlavour]

lol

[xDnBMedia]

"Stop doin that!!" Lol..

[SIrWIGGLEsRy]

That slug looked alot like a snail to me

[xeokym]

I love how Karl can be brutally mean at times to human beings, yet he feels this deep apathy & sympathy for things like worms, slugs, beetles, flies dying in swimming pools & the like, even though those creatures low on the food chain are living their lives exactly as they're meant to. He somehow transfers human-like thinking & emotions onto some rather brainless animals. Like "why don't seals just move to someplace warmer?" as if they're unhappy where they're at.

[999nomak]

Slugs live in a den amazingly stupid!

[xtiggacatx]

dunno I was busy counting

[Taking1n1]

WHEATLEY FTW

[KATENDE911]

"Ooooooohh Chimpanzee that!!!! He's TALKING SHIT!!!!!!" LOOOOOL

[FrangiPaint]

I love that Karl thinks a snail is an insect (while it's a mollusc) because it hangs out with spiders, but spiders aren't insects either, they're arachnids

[gasmaskboi19371945]

5:27 better than Shakespeare.

[InfinityBlazer]

They wake you up to give you sleeping pills.

[ImReallyFreakinJesus]

How do you have a colostomy bag and fart constantly?

[sirbestnameever]

it has a fuck shell. WTF

[talesofasmallisland]

Didn't anyone clock that it's a picture of a snail when they're talking about a slug

[Keymikkel]

I fell off my chair at the end! xD

[TheEddiejones15]

"Boswell" xD

[bradtrot]

10:14 i love theat pose that steve and ricky do and just the QUESTION bit

[TheSouthsidestrangle]

"turned out the other fellas wasn't Chinese, he was from Japan" LOL best poem ever

[TheWorldOfJames]

LOL ricky's face @ 3:28

[robotech6886]

"It's NOT an insect!"

"Well it's part of that gang..."

[youngkasper585]

Karl was right about how you'll do anything or trust anyone when you are in major pain

[FarfetchdForDinner]

They wake you up to give you sleeping pills? ... That's fucking GENIUS.

[VampireNya]

@FarfetchdForDinner well, they don't want you chocking on them do they

[a420spazdj]

@FarfetchdForDinner Have you ever been in a hospital........they'll do it for real

[Technicolor909]

5:26 "Hung up at hospital, oh boy. The man beside me looked like Mr. Burns. And though the man kept breaking wind, Nobody would ever thought that he was actually from Japaaaaannn"

[Technicolor909]

5:26 seriously like lyrics from A Day in the Life.

[Melodyandblaze]

I just fell off my chair laughing so god damn hard at that last line

"Did he serve u cause he finished he call or because u were counting"

Karl: .... "I don't really know, I was busy counting"

[OliverLam1984]

Karl: It's an insect

Ricky: It's NOT an insect

Karl: It's part of that gang

[fromthelandofozz]

even on its days out its depressing hahahahahahahaha

[jmyz1991]

At 10:09 I love how he starts counting down from 20 because if he started from one, the fella would let him get on with it...So he is a smart person after all... One for Karl!

[SteveMerchantStalker]

@PrincessZozoBelle thank yewwwww! Im quite fond of it myself!!! Pfft what am i sayin'? Im in love with it, if thatz possible! Like urz 2! Xx

[PrincessZozoBelle]

@SteveMerchantStalker :) x technically its not love its limerence :P x thank youu x

[FarfetchdForDinner]

Aww damn it, I feel terrible for slugs now! xD

[DTHAtrain137]

Chimpanzee that more shit!

[19turtle97]

1:17 steve opens book barkwards?!

[rhythmicuploader]

@19turtle97 Because he was reading the page before where Karl wrote that he had to get up at five fifty! Haha

One love, peace.

[TheAlphaParticle]

fyi if the old man had a colostomy then there's no way he could control flatulence

[SteveMerchantStalker]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVE MY KING 24/11/11 wuv yah

[PrincessZozoBelle]

@SteveMerchantStalker niiice username :P x

[SteveMerchantStalker]

@TheAkatsuki357... Thank yewwzzzzz, it is brilliant isnt it! XD well steve deserves a stalker, dont yah think!?

[SteveMerchantStalker]

Steve looking well sexual leaning up against the shop door!

[TheAkatsuki357]

@SteveMerchantStalker your username is fucking brilliant

[DilkingtonsDiary]

Boswell!!!! huge lol!

[garrywharton]

who disliked this??? are they crazy or just very very sad

[ThePerfectHost]

@garrywharton Karl

[ginnyisdacoolest]

The animation with "Ooh chimpanzee that, it's some more shit!" turns it from laugh-out-loud funny to wet-your-pants funny.

[tiershadarling14]

Slugs aren't snails "/

[MegaManutdfc]

look at the people in the hospital sat on the bench! lol

[Adventurestud]

He was a bit harsh on Karl in this one.

[UncleCrakka]

OOOOOH CHIMPANZEE THAT!!!!! SOME MORE SHIT.

[SpazMelonProductions]

Press 6

[IvarHuisman]

I knew he would say I don't know was busy counting. I knew it!

[kylefer]

LOL 6:49

[GraySlug]

sometimes i come out of my shell and eat bird shit, so what?

[Mrster]

HAHAHAHA Clockwork Orange insects!

[Tess1061]

"I don't know. I was busy countin'." 

[BigJamook]

Yank animators can't seem to tell the difference between snails and slugs...

[McflyMcMurderface]

@BigJamook lol and it's solely because they're yanks that they couldn't tell. No honest mistakes or Korean animators, nope. Has to be that they're yanks. What a douche.

[BigJamook]

@McflyMcMurderface No its not soley because they're yanks, thats not the reason the mistake was made. I'd have used whatever relevent term. Maybe I said it because in another episode they're talking about Karls love for munchies the chocolate covered toffee biscuit sweet (or candy) in the UK but the animator clearly didn't know what they were as the depiction drawn looked nothing like said sweets.

[lookout4kneegrows]

@BigJamook Stop being a dick and go back to Narnia

[BigJamook]

@lookout4kneegrows Sorry I don't get the insult. I get "dick" (now there's a setup for you) but not the Narnia bit...oh you mean go back in the closet! Like I'm gay or something. Thats pretty smart, did you come up with that or borrow it from another Youtube poster who said it to you? Cosmic cuddles either way baby. x

[lookout4kneegrows]

@BigJamook Back to the Shire Samwise

[theuniqueRKWvlog]

I dont get it, he talks about slugs for ages, yet they only show a picture of a snail.

[Tatkitten]

Strange.... you're not suppose to be able to remember taking the tube out. They litterally don't leave you alone when waking up from a full narcosis until you try and pull the air tube out yourself

[jeanvicify]

"An iPod - it was listening to Monkey News." Wonderful interjection! Haha.

[plateswallowingbird]

Ooh chimpanzee that, MORE SHIT

[gasmaskboi19371945]

3:28 :O

[cyanman123]

It's nice to have your own room in hospital

[gatorgirlsj74]

this show is one of my favorite things

[screaminchief]

I love Ricky's face at 11:24 :)

[raddan31]

The Monkey news jingle cracks me up every time..

[michaelgarybell2010]

no use an ash tray. plates are for liver damage LOL

[Chunkboi]

@michaelgarybell2010 And the cereal bowls are for pulmonary emboli.

[AthelStanVideos]

3:28

i just lost it XD

[Animationgatecom]

Ricky looks like Fred Flintstone

[hardrockinhere]

If it's a slug, why's it got a shell?

[sebra1818]

@hardrockinhere some slugs have shells, ask Stephen Fry.

[fintanio]

@sebra1818 saying "ask Stephen Fry" is the secular version of "God knows"

[sebra1818]

@fintanio stephen fry is god (of knowledge)

[JDLupus]

@hardrockinhere Goddammit you were 2 months before me.

[Blindshooting]

@hardrockinhere Because your a fun nazi.

[Preeemo]

7:43 should be a children's book.

[Furkin44]

When Karl talks about his Kidney problems he lower's his voice and speaks like he's been given a death sentence.....hysterical!