Raccoon Willie: I Hate You!

[ld0ne]

that would be one dead raccoon in my house

[xbox360monkey]

does anyone know if its legal to own a raccoon in alberta? my friends trying to get one

[damygeebo]

@xbox360monkey ...yes Alberta is a lovely place.

[berek290]

so you give him amond for destroy your wall , well done

[damygeebo]

@berek290 ...if u don't learn to speak proper english, i'm gonna slap u in the pussy.

[Cerulean0987]

nom nom nom nom

[lightonhands]

Kill it

[bmister50]

He's such a cute little guy but they are little dickheads that tear shit up!

[78kokka]

They're coming outta the goddamn walls!!!

[fernandoangon1129]

Hahaha, I got here because there's two huge raccoons on our neighbors' tree...

[damygeebo]

@TheUFMProductions ...how 'bout i just send u a jar full of my semen?

[TheUFMProductions]

watch?v=lpkCLkwkYdw click on the link in description to vote for me :0

[eeichert]

Omg I want one!

[inhalefarts]

DAMN YOU WHISKY WILLIE! you secretive scoundrel i saw you drink out of my koolaid dont you come over to my porch ageen!

[nukebuilder]

After that, Willie would be an outdoors raccoon from now on.

[aaroncraskeofficial]

aw he just wanted to make some muffins lol

[MindMaster1997]

2:35 IS THE BEST PART AAHHAHA LOL !

[originalrider69]

Cupcakes anyone?

[mrnpc2323]

Lol I think its so funny how he's torn the shit out of your kitchen, yet you give him almonds!

[Lanalesty]

he's such a bitch xD

[TheMarisatc]

i like how the eat its so cute 

[cthulhuloid]

wtf, why would you have a raccoon as a pet? that's really lame, you should get a honey badger!

[MrRocketRaccoon]

nice raccoon a+ 10/10 would reccommend to a friend

[VENOM10299]

At first I thought that was a Wild raccoon and wondered, "how the fuck did he get up there?"

Then I realized it is domesticated and I still wonder "How the fuck did it get up there?"

[damygeebo]

@Zinthebox ...lol, what is that?

[Zinthebox]

Call coon and friends!

[JanErikEdvartsen]

Sly Raccoon 5: Operation Kitchen

[ilovemarkersXD]

Dawww hes so cute haha ill just coax him out with some expensive almonds lol you should make a lil cage for him and take care of him

[MegaHunterBoys]

Is int he afarid of people

[damygeebo]

@MegaHunterBoys no he just afarid of balck ppl

[Lebbz]

@damygeebo Lol are you serious?

[damygeebo]

@Lebbz ...haha, what?

[MulletMcNasty]

should burn down the house, that will take care of your problem

[bluesnow0613]

If you hate it why feed it?? Surely that will just make him come back!!

Cute video love the raccoon =)

[ChristianGalization]

call the fucking raccoon catchers!

[damygeebo]

@ancientswordfighters ...lol, my older brother had a white '77 Cutlass Supreme

[11mac11s]

2:44

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[11mac11s]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What the fuck man!

[maganz]

He's building a home poor chap

[damygeebo]

@maganz ...lol, i suppose.

[damygeebo]

@vf2005 ...i'm sorry to say this but ur a dipshit emo fag who can't see that this vid was posted more than THREE YEARS AGO. maybe u need enrichment in ur anus. lmaooooooo!!!! #pwnd #dipshit.emo

[vf2005]

@damygeebo ... You are quite obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Firstly, I doubt very much your behaviour has changed, no matter how long this was filmed and secondly, if your reply is what you would call a debate, you're certainly lacking in education and more importantly spelling. My concern is for the welfare of the animal and NOT the stupidity of the owner. As is ever my worry, pets can't choose their owners......

[damygeebo]

@vf2005 ...my concern is that ur FAT BLACK MAMMY has been on welfare for 20yrs and uses her WIC card to buy malt liquor and refurbished air jordans, wtf. #pwnage #ya.stinky.twink

[fredsayshello]

@vf2005 Well said, I could not agree more.

[damygeebo]

@fredsayshello i also agree with @vf2005 that fredsayshello is a stank nastay troll who feels threatened by differing opinions and overall general hygiene. #pwnage

[ancientswordfighters]

Raccoons are comparable to raising a toddler until they die. They get into EVERYTHING

[DrugiPoWojcie]

The (adorable) bastard!

[nikolayminchev]

Next time build your house from bricks. Don't you know the tree little pigs

[ProblemForSolution]

Willie is awesome and at the same time annoying I bet.

[TB0Y231]

it looks like a dog

[damygeebo]

@TB0Y231 ...a dog bear!

[MHlovesorigami1]

BITCH

[damygeebo]

@MHlovesorigami1 ...do u look ur mom right in the pussy when u say that? lmaooooooo!!! [beat that comeback] #pwnd #origami.dipshit

[knifekid666]

@damygeebo WINNER *holds up ur hand* DAMYGEEBO

[ancientswordfighters]

@damygeebo How did the Raccoon get up there?

[damygeebo]

@ancientswordfighters ya know, thats a GREAT QUESTION... becuz these animals are NOT known for climbing on anything. they mostly spend their time swimming under water w/their webbed feet. #pwnage 

[ancientswordfighters]

@damygeebo from the video I see no way of how he got up there. Was not being sacastic

[ancientswordfighters]

@damygeebo whats #pwnage? Im old so Im out of the loop with you younger people

[damygeebo]

@ancientswordfighters ...i'm so old, i bought my first U2 album on cassette.

[ancientswordfighters]

@damygeebo I bought led zepplin on an 8track

[xJointTaskForce2x]

@damygeebo lolz you still go on with the old mother jokes? What's a matter are you all butt hurt now? Is your fatass vagina that you can't even find hurt again? Fuckin furfag wipe that sand of your clit and move along. Owned* next....

[damygeebo]

@xJointTaskForce2x haaaaaaaa... using google translate again? why are all u eurotrash SOOO SENSITIVE? is it coz ur all bisexual pedophiles? #pwnd #use.deodorant.plz

[eclipse245]

@damygeebo You aren't calling all europeans trash.....are you...

[damygeebo]

@eclipse245 no... i'm calling Eurotrash 'TRASH'... so only Eurotrash should be offended.

[eclipse245]

@damygeebo sounds good to me lol

[xJointTaskForce2x]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again... Fuckin furfag

[damygeebo]

@xJointTaskForce2x ...i bet ur mom's fist is in the weird part of ur anus, lmaooooo!!! #pwnd #call.of.duty.twink

[cesarwaffles99]

0:28-0:30 (Willie:Woah woah woah stopr bitching i think i found something (sniffs).......Cheesecake

[uptownaaron90]

i dont know whether to say thats cute or very disturbing :S

[damygeebo]

@uptownaaron90 ...haha! disturbing would be more accurate

[deadsanta]

I hope that's your apartment that animal is farking up, and by that I mean I hope you are the owner, and not some other poor bastard. That animal is a 10-man wrecking crew.

[ACDC392333]

Dude I'd be furious but instead you gave him a treat? Now he's going to destroy your house.

[damygeebo]

@ACDC392333 ...its actually a puppet. the chewing sounds were dubbed in.

[S2YEscape]

@damygeebo AHHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT. dude are you 14? holy shit that insult..

i'm fucking crying from laughing

[damygeebo]

@S2YEscape ...lol, i would never insult anybody. only COMPLIMENTS for my viewers! ; )

[Gueest22]

It's Cartman in disguise.

[damygeebo]

@RedDaggerXL ...what comment, and who made it?

[Gracelyassa]

@vf2005 he is just joking

[DugOLas]

he doesn't realize that what he did was wrong, you even rewarded him with almonds while he was in the wall for pete sake

[XFactoreOwnsAll]

Dude i agree damygeebo is a fucking fag. His motto is beastiality is not a sin...Go suck some more racoon willie dick homo.

[damygeebo]

@XFactoreOwnsAll awwwww, is the little emo sufferin from vaginal discomfort? lol, i do hope we havent ruined ur evening, u little XFactor twink, haaaaaa!!! #pwnd #beat.that

[RedDaggerXL]

@damygeebo ...that is possibly the worst comment I have ever seen.

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

@damygeebo #hashtaggingyoutubecomments

#slightlyagreeswithfactore

[damygeebo]

@AAAAAAAAAA42 we can all agree that ur a gamer twink AND a chronic masterbater, lol. i'll shut down this channel if u have a better come back, twinky. #pwnd #lol

[JanErikEdvartsen]

1:54 - "I'm gonna open this door as a diversion so that the human doesn't see me escape!" LOL

[loyina310]

As soon as it eats the almond the only word I could think of was adorable. I mean, the chewing just kills me lol

[dumbenoughou812]

Asshole. BRAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!! THAT WAS FUCKIN EPIC!

[MisterFunnyFace]

That´s his way to tell you " Get the fuck a new house, this one sucks!"

[TheEmochick647]

@damygeebo Why Don't You Try To Not Be A Dipshit To People And Don't Call Them Emo Retard .. And You Know Mistakes Happen I Mean Look A Your Face.

[damygeebo]

@TheEmochick647 hey... ur mom blasted my face w/her nasty love juice after she sat on it. so u should understand since daddy fills ur eye sockets w/his icky pearl jam every night. haaaaaaaa!!! #pwnd #god.that.was.easy

[TheEmochick647]

@damygeebo I dont care and i never will. Just keep talking maybe something intellegent will come out of your mouth. I also heard you were born on the highway because thats where they say most accidents happen.

[TheEmochick647]

@damygeebo Your the one whos easy ..

[damygeebo]

@TheEmochick647 ...no ur mom's easy. at least thats what all the elderly black men tell me. haaaaaaa! #pwnage #bigtime

[TheEmochick647]

@damygeebo Stop talking to me bitch because i don't give a shit what you have to say so why dont you keep your mouth shut before i rip your dick off and glue it to your face but you probably dont have one ..

[damygeebo]

@TheEmochick647 welllll, the little skanky troll is back! can't u stay on ur own channel, ya nasty sword swallower? wait... or is it ur MOM who's the nasty sword swallower? haaaaa! #pwnd #dipshit.skank

[TheEmochick647]

@damygeebo I would stay on my own channel but someone keeps talking shit back to me .. Ohh wait i forgot its you .. thats why i told you to stop talking to me dont you have something better to do .. Get a life you worthless piece of shit.

[damygeebo]

@TheEmochick647 ...haaaaaaa, the troll just keeps coming back! ur obsessed w/my channel coz UR channel is only for old elderly men to watch vids of ur mom playin fisty-fist w/farm animals, lmaooooo!!! #pwnd #again #u.dipshit

[TheEmochick647]

@damygeebo Just To Let You Know Im Not On My Channel Dipshit Its Called Commenting .. Haven't You Ever heard Of It ?? The raccoon is probably your only friend ..

[damygeebo]

@TheEmochick647 yeah, i'm COMMENTING right now, ya fat loser, lmao. soooo tell us more about ur fat nastay mom and the poor farm animals, lmaooooo! #pwnd #u.fat.retard

[sonicito]

THE BOSSS jajajaja

[turbodc2002]

of course hes evil your giving him treats as he does it so he doesnt think hes doing bad

[ThatBoyTLong]

Holy jeez they are all over my hometown. We have 75,000+ people and the coon population is around 15,000 and increasing by the day

[themfingbacon]

I love how defensive damygeebo gets, somebody says something and its all about your mom, pussies, dicks, asses, gay, emo, etc....

[damygeebo]

@themfingbacon ...i love how gay emos like themfingbacon troll my vids all day coz they, of course, love reading about dicks and asses and etc... haaaaaa!!! #pwnd #dipshit #that.was.easy

[inorla]

hahaha the begining is toooo funny Lol

[Kamek20xxExtra]

I have a raccoon in my ceiling right now! Trying to get and throw him out! Argh!

[BoogsterSU2]

Rigby.....the ORIGINAL evil raccoon.

[portofhueneme]

I love raccoons!!

[msYning]

Shouldn't the racoon stay in jungle or what? So this is what you should have expected at first. Pity to those racoon, we human are so cruel!

[SiriusLondon]

Oh, cute <3 I looove raccoons :)

[Danaceb]

This is why I have never remotely considered an exotic pet, specially raccoons. The happier with their surroundings, the more destructive they seem to get. Once a mom-estranged little kit tried to adopt me, I just remember one day gardening and allova sudden there was a baby Raccoon all up in my business, only keeping minimal distance. Never pet him nor let him in, I and my cat just kept him company and played with him outside until he grew and moved on like adolescent raccoons typically do.

[CrazyCoon928]

Raccoons FTW(:

[DeafMuteZombie]

racoons are dicks.

[TheEmochick647]

So Your Just Going To Stand There And Watch Him Eat Your Kitchen ?? Wow ..

[damygeebo]

@TheEmochick647 ...yeah, coz this is actually happening in real time even tho it says it was posted back in 2008, u dipshit. #pwnd

[TheEmochick647]

@damygeebo Oh yeah I'm the dipshit .. Why don't you look in the mirror and you might change that theory .. And get your grammar straight because it's not coz, its because and its not tho, it's though .. Oh and its not u, it's you .. Look it up.

[damygeebo]

@TheEmochick647 ...oh, ur def a dipshit AND a pussy, lol. oh, and ur gay, haaaaaaaa!!! #pwnd

[TheEmochick647]

@damygeebo You know I'm not gay and you shouldn't be telling that to me .. Why don't you tell it to yourself to make yourself feel better, and why do you have to comment back idiotic and retarded things back to people .. What does it make you feel happy to make other people feel like shit ?? Well good for you, you fucking asshole. Hope your'e life gets worse everyday. (:

[SilentRevolver25]

lol hes just looking at you through the hole BAHAHAHAHA

[1984wrx]

how did he get up there? it looks like he was eating the wall from the inside out

[PickledFoo]

So hey, serious question, @damygeebo- does Willie let you pet him at all or does he like his space? Great vids, I love this coon!

[deniskatashkentskiy]

what a motherfucker!

[Pris0]

That raccoon should be named Samuel L. Jackson cause he is one bad motherfucker.

[reddwitdreadz]

Love this video, very funny. Sorry about the kitchen though.

[Thenewladylazarus]

Haha I get the pain

you should see what my room looks like after my fox gets ahold of a pillow

[mortdepeur13]

i think i not want a raccoon anymore :(

[damygeebo]

@mortdepeur13 haha... they're really bad!

[misschinie]

lmao thats tooo funny

[sangvinic]

awesome raccoon ! sorry for the kitchen ...

[Kombine047]

The raccoon's the king of the beasts. Screw the lion.

[taaaylor1234]

you're a fucking idiot

[eusoufoda1980]

sooo dam cute!!!



[slavon000163]

ВОТ СКОТИНА

[SuperGamerCredit]

Fur: Cute

Foot like hands: Cute

Cold wet sniffing nose: Cute

Good Pet: NO!

[BeautyForeverXOXOX]

haha so cute<3

[MrBlahMomma]

cute but deadly!

[JoeyQue]

LONG LIVE WILLIE!! DESTROYER OF KITCHENS!!!

[Aguynotworthtalking2]

DamyGeebo is a fucking legend

[damygeebo]

@Aguynotworthtalking2 ...u are a true scholar, my good man.

[TheBadjihassoum]

@Aguynotworthtalking2 raccoons are very agressive specially the females

[SuperBaker123456]

poor dam animal

[damygeebo]

@SuperBaker123456 ...yeah, thats what i said when ur fat grandma tried to ride that horse, only to swallow him whole in her stanky vagina, lmaooooo!!! #pwnd #u.litttle.fatty

[ot00s1cko]

The fact that the uploader uses pound symbols multiple times in almost every reply and can;t think of anything more unique than 5th grade your mom jokes is more entertaining than the video itself.

[damygeebo]

@ot00s1cko that fact that ot00s1cko is a gravy swallowin gamer twink is almost as sad as the fact that his mom and dad are actually brother and sister, lmaooooo! #pwnd #inbred #pearl.jam

[cinnomonsinner]

@damygeebo hahaha you always own them

[ot00s1cko]

@damygeebo K I got it. Your replies are some sort of performance art and you don't really think that is an acceptable way to talk or that you are pwning anyone.

[damygeebo]

@ot00s1cko ...u got a smelly vagina, thats what u got. K u got that? #pwnd #pussy

[ot00s1cko]

@damygeebo If it weren't for the fact that you sound like a regular joe in your videos, you might fool more people with your act.

[hawker445]

@ot00s1cko so what do you want a cookie? or thumbsup?

[ot00s1cko]

@hawker445 Naw not really.

[1301175]

Jajaja imagine when Willie brings his wife and his kids to your house !!! -.-'

[Taters153]

I want a pet Raccoon :c

[damygeebo]

@lilwowfreak ...i hope u take grandpa's pee-pee out of ur anus long enough to taste pudding u both made, haaaaaa! #pwnd #gay.username

[Ailasor]

creepy fucker.. you should kill him

[damygeebo]

@Ailasor ...we DID kill him. we stuffed him way up in ur mom's steamy vagina, lmaoooooo!!! #pwnd

[yakilover]

sombody pls FREE WILLIE!!

[Hypzy101]

rebel raccoon B-)

[siolux8]

tja kollege .. keine rehgips platten eingezogen in die holzhütte kommt der waschbär rein .... mit gipsplatten wird schwieriger .. wuhahah ,,, wer nur mit hiolz und pappe baut , brauch tsich über soetwas nich tzu wundern ... cooles haustier

[magicninja95]

lol he looks happy hahaha

[lilartist10]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA I lol so hard

[liamblackere]

Hilarious ,you should send it into one of those funny video shows on tv:-) might be able to make some cash

[Profes2orKhaos]

i feed off of this!

[lilcrazyaznboy]

Kill that son of a bitch for ruining your kitchen...

[OutrageSC]

Cute but destructive lol

[bursegsardaukar]

You have a sort of Garfield/Jon-type relationship with Willie.

[SixShooter0999]

I have cement walls, so I'm HOPING my jackass coon can't chew through the walls/ceiling...bastards

[RizzRustbolt]

142 Dislikes?

Who the hell could dislike Racoon Willie?

[voodoojse]

biting is not the only thing you have to watch out for. think of a cat on PCP and steroids I would not grab that thing with out fire gear mask and all. but that might have been helpful 3 years ago lol

[tinitore]

You have to grab it by the scruuf o it's neck when it's off guard it won't e able to reach back and bite you so you have total control over it

[tinitore]

Hi

[GamingSp00n]

Why are you so mean to the commenters?

[ichuckpoop]

@GamingSp00n The raccoon bitches him around, so he passes on that bitching to the commentors.

[XclusiveXbox]

@GamingSp00n Because they're all acting like little bitches.

[voodoojse]

in soviet Russia house eat raccoon

[damygeebo]

@voodoojse ...speak english, bitch.