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  • WE DROP BASS IN YOUR FACE

  • BIOSHOCK!

  • This has emotionally scarred me

  • Did Jesus record this with his pedo-cam? How come he's allowed to get away with videoing little girls and following them around? Last time I did it they put me on the sex offender list and gave me jail time.

  • @ErectileFunk Where you should have stayed . . .

  • @KorinaVee Btw little Christian girls are the best. They have the tightest pussies

  • @ErectileFunk May God return to you as you given to others . . . Many blessings maybe you can get over that funk of yours.

  • @KorinaVee Will god fuck me? I hear god has a huge boner. Will my asshole stretch enough?

  • @ErectileFunk You've said it yourself, I will pray for you!

  • @KorinaVee Thanks. I masturbated to Jesus on the cross while watching The Passion Of The Christ. Did you?

  • @ErectileFunk Galatians 6:7-8 7 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. 8 Whoever sows to please their flesh, from the flesh will reap destruction; whoever sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life. . .You have your reward!

  • @KorinaVee Mocking? I wasn't mocking him. I was just thinking about his enormous, pulsating, slimy cock penetrating my tight rectum. Mmmmmmm just thinking about it makes me hard. All hail Jesus!

  • @ErectileFunk Matthew 7:6 - “Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces. Again You have your reward!

  • @KorinaVee I get it. My cum is "holy" and Jesus is the "dogs" so I shouldn't give my cum to Jesus, or he'll suck it in his rectum and keep it for himself. And why would sexy Jesus want to punish me for writing something on youtube? Doesn't Old J.C believe in free speech?

  • People if you dont beleive in god then stop watching the videos. If you want answers simply read the bible science has tried to prove it wrong and they cart. And by the way loved the song :) god bless

  • @tamikaf01 Aren't you a little too old to belive in fairytales?

  • God bless this song

  • This version is okay, but I prefer the cover in The Binding of Isaac.

    /watch?v=CiFt72O2vEg

  • I know Jesus. He cuts my grass every other Saturday. Nice guy actually,does a good job. I suspect though that he is an illegal but I dont hld that against him.

  • "I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."

    C.S. Lewis

  • Hail Satan!

    Jesus loves your money, so keep purchasing bibles like fools.

  • @HypocriteSkeleton3 Jesus doesn't get a percentage.

  • @Vydio Jesus himself is the percentage. lol

  • @HypocriteSkeleton3 dilo cuando estes en el infierno quemandote y con mucha sed

  • @ALDUINATOR Lo diré cuando estoy solo seis pies debajo de un montón de tierra. Si el infierno existe, espero ver el conejito de pascua, el ratoncito Pérez, Santa Claus y todas las escalofriantes con el mismo Satanás. Pero usted y yo tanto que nunca va a suceder.

  • Bioshock

  • "If I love him when I die, He will take me home on high" :]

  • man im crying thank u for putting this song up i feel like im back in my childhood days....y'all know what im talking about them innocent days til teenage took advantage of us...i love this song them 53 dislikes can go to hell for all i care

  • man...that girl gives me the creeps.

  • It's great to love and believe in the Lord! Hes fabulous!! And if you don't well, you will go to Hell. Not a very nice place..

  • @tamikaf01 fuck off nigger

  • @x1x2x3ct Why dont u asshole

  • @Karoke77

    Sorry, but it looks like the dolphin-man has you beat.

    Did you know that Native Americans knew about Noah's Ark/The Flood before Christians ever came over?

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  • those who had played bioshock know that this song is really really creepy

  • Do all Hindus go to hell?

  • @Illuminati1965

    If they don't repent of their sins and come to Christ, then yes. False religions are nothing new. They've been around since the ancient Israelites and Baal.

  • 382 people believe in fairy tales

  • @JoeTeeHeeTV

    So 382 people believe in Charles Darwin then? :)

  • @ChristJesusReigns

    You are such an idiot :D

  • Jesus loves you JoeTeeHeeTV 

  • @KirsteenONeill then he is a gay faggot

  • @JoeTeeHeeTV vos te daras cuenta algun dia de que no son cuentos de hadas y tu eres el que cree en cuentos de hadas humanistas !

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  • oww

  • Love this song! I sung this to my nephew when he was a baby. He is now 22 yrs old and now I sing it to my 1st and only born who is 9 wks old. I only knew the 1st course so will sing the rest now. :) Thank you!

  • Thank you for this video. My year old really wanted the version sung old school. This made her smile. Thank you.

  • wow u guys r mean Jesus is real and always will be i will never stop going to church and i love this song it remeber me of my baby sister that died at 1 days old

  • Jesus is fake n god n the bible but the bibel is a good way to live ur life bu

  • We sung this at a 13 yr olds funeral yesturday after a 10 yr battle of leukemia and i think about her when i see this song

  • Jesus is Fake, Deal with it!

  • Cute

  • awhh

  • 666 HAIL SATAN 666

  • LOL @ ALL THE GAYTHEISTS HERE.

    BOW DOWN TO THE GLORY OF JESUS, YOU LOWLIVES!

    OH IF ONLY EVERYONE WOULD ACCEPT JESUS.

  • I love this song

  • bioshock why have you brought me here

  • Probably just a young idiot that doesnt have the mental capacity to understand anything but typing under a pseudonym......

  • Probably just a young idiot that doesnt have the menta capacity to understand anything but typing under a psuedonym......

  • I AM GOD !!!

  • @BeatRider44 God of piles of shit, you are..

  • @kuymenwa shut the fuck up. u religious fucking trash bag.

  • For Thee 42 Dislikess Yall Need Jesuss!!!

  • crock of shit...the youth r innocent...do not indoctrinate them with ur mindless, hypocritical bullshit. ur god is a phallasy. deal with it....

  • I was singing that earlier. Korean and english^^ Jesus loves me^^ this I know!

  • aww .... :'D jesus christ helped me tofay... i could tell you people but my english isnt that good.. :'-D love you jesus christ thank you thankss !!! im going to change my religon when i am 18/20... :'-)

  • Jesus rules!!! and he loves me even though im an atheist

  • Yea Jesus Loves me :)

  • i got brought here by a leather head splicer off Bioshock :P

  • 39 people needs Jesus in their lives.

  • This is the creepiest song ever written. I imagine it in a horror film right before gruesome torture.

    Baaah Baaah

    Go get herded Christian sheep. I'll be in this big comfy armchair made of logic and reality gloating.

  • :-) Superb! AND DON'T FORGET! ;-) X

  • Jesus loves me because its written in the bible which is true because its god's word, which is true because its written in the bible :)

  • @sir0lu circular reasoning lol

  • @batistaker123 Bingo. Circular Reasoning rules. God exists, because the book written by him says so :) (and please do not think i actually believe any of that shit)

  • @sir0lu LOL. Harry Potter Loves me so JK Rowling tells me so.

  • @batistaker123 What the... i wanted to write about Harry Potter, too some minutes ago, but then i decided not to do that...

  • @sir0lu HAHA

  • This is the best of all the one with children singing this song, I think. Thanks for sharing.. :)

  • Hey-seus loves me this I know. 

  • I totally sang this (in my head) when I was getting my MRI while I was having a panic attack, it was the only thing that got me through, ((((THANK YOU GOD!))))

  • I'll be honest here.

    This song is creepy as fuck.

  • i love this so much

  • 30 people are sick and needto be checked or..... pushed the wrong button!!!!!!!

  • I am an ELCA Lutheran from South Carolina. I play the piano and organ. Today (March 20, Lent 2), I filled in at a local Lutheran Church. I played this as the closing hymn. I did so because part of our Gospel for today was John 3:16, which says it all. It is #595 in Evangelical Lutheran Worship.

  • Pedo Bear approved ;D

  • @dangerman30 Sick.... what were you trying to accomplish with this comment?...do you feel like a cooler person? Cuz not only is it heathen, but its just a really crappy joke. Congrats.

  • This song makes me want to puke of a little devil.

  • @quemich JESUS SAVES !!!PRAISE GOD FOR HIS SON THAT DIED FOR ME AND YOU,SO WE COULD GO TO HEAVEN AND ALSO ENJOY THE THINGS ON THIS EARTH HE HAS FOR US...I PRAY YOU ARE SAVED OR WILL GET SAVED TODAY !!

  • This song is the first instalment in a brainwash youth into a pathetic path of control that the church uses on young children. Sort of what Hitler used in Germany in the late 1930's. Jesus is the biggest scam EVER made by man on the planet to mind control people.

  • @quemich So why are you even here commenting this video? If this is "shit" then shouldn't you keep away from shit because it stinks???

  • @setokaibagirl252 I just am lol

  • im a catholic.. and this song is creepy

  • Okay I got creeped out by the third time the chorus came again!

    Seriously the Otep version is way better! <3

  • Gaia loves me!

  • Does anyone else get this creepy feeling of Jesus being a pedophile who takes comfort in not being lonely after killing little girls from this video? Shudders

  • aah hIhi i uploaded a new pic any Guys want to chat and maybe more

  • Blessed be the Name of the Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesus sounds like a sociopath

  • Jesus liebt mich, das weiß ich!!

  • Pretty sure this girl died of an OD a few years after... :)))

  • The heathen don't know what they are talking about, I wouldn't worry too much about their comments. When they have to stand at the judgment, they will give an account for the comments below.

  • @DearGodForgiveMe While this may be true, I think it's comments like yours that turn non-Christians away from God, and give them a reason to dislike Christians. Let's not rejoice in others blindness, but love them and NOT judge them.

  • @DearGodForgiveMe What makes you think you know what you are talking about? In reality know one really does.

  • @DearGodForgiveMe Jesus Loves all his children even those that write those comments. He died for everyone so that they may know him. He loves you.

  • @guzzman18

    Those who write mocking comments about Christ are not His children however. Only those who have received Him does He give the right to be called the children of God (see John 1:12). God bless you.

  • You sound pretty vengeful to me. You haven't really understood a single thing that Jesus said, have you?

  • lalalalalala BUURRRRPPPP... ahhhh. i wuv u too jesus <3

  • Ew what the fuck hahahahahahhaa gay and creepy

  • Yes - Merry Christmas Everyone. May this season of remembrance to our Savior bring joy and happines to us all... I pray for the blessings of heaven upon our little ones, and may God watch over our young ones serving across the seas in our military...

    God Bless us all...

    Reverend Jack

    Anglican

    12/8/2010

  • This is so beautiful...innocent childhood. How I wish everyone could have the same - and how I wish everyone kept it instead of growing up into a pain-filled, God-hating world.

  • @LilCorpJanie18 I find this quite grotesque actually. The child was obviously indoctrinated into christianity, brainwashes as it were. She is not old enough to make a decision for herself.

  • @ShadowBasker I suppose it WOULD be better for her to grow up in a typical worldly home...trying out relationships and having sex before she's 16...getting drunk...smoking...maybe trying drugs and viewing porn...always searching and never finding fulfillment....

    Rather than being raised in a clean environment with something there to fill the hunger...with the options being presented when she's old enough to understand...we don't exactly live in nunneries. :)

  • @LilCorpJanie18 I see even Conservatives are ageists, not just Liberals.

  • @iBoy2G Translation being? Loll.

  • @LilCorpJanie18 Discrimination on the basis of age. I assumed that Conservatives were not as ageist, as Liberals.

  • @iBoy2G One, who says I'm conservative, and two, why am I discriminating?

  • I am gay and I commit murder on a regular basis for joy. Will he still love me?

  • @zitoh Your comment which you wrote here is totally not appropriate. Please remove your comment

    Thank You

  • @zitoh if you ask for forgiveness and repent from your ways God will still love you

  • @RainbowColoredCow Nah, I don't really want love from God.

  • this song makes me cry everytime i hear it.... my grandma used to sing it to me everynight, and it would always make me fall asleep in her lap...

    whenever i miss her, i come listen to this song or read the book "love you forever" by Robert Munsch

  • Merry Christmas to All

  • so this is what kids are being brain washed by? this is a load of garbage!

  • @qibbles1 Your comment is not at all true. I play church music and have played this at three church services and they are all inspired by this song.

    You stating that kids are being brain washed by this song and you stating this is a load of garbage you should not post that. Please remove your comment

    Thanks

  • @qibbles1 jesus loves you my freind

  • @GuyWithBluePoop thumbs down on ur user name

  • @GuyWithBluePoop u have a mangina?! thumbs down :l

  • how cute

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  • possibal for thousands of years to evolve about 5 minutes without the exact amounts and somebody would be dead

  • gaaaaay also a stupid reason to believe something... from a book :/

  • i luv the song very much

  • the girl scares me and when reading this versions lyrics, sounds like jesus is some chester from south of the border >_>

  • Im going to hell

  • i luv this song, reminds me of my child :)

  • @sunch11 me too!!! I wanted to cry when I saw this video!!! That's how I have known this wonderful song, and I had lost the CD. I was only 10 or 11. I am 20, it's like finding a very old friend! I am sooo happy!

  • Jayzuzz luvs me yes I know ......fer the KORAN....tells me soe

  • Touching

  • I love it. "Jesus wont always answer our praryers,he might say yes he might say no,whatever it is,he loves us so." " i love Jesus,he loves me, when i see him,he'll see me"

  • i love this sung so much

  • if you don't want to be coverted as christian, then let it be. but i want to ask you to please accept Jesus in your life. I was once a 'little-faith' Catholic when I was a child, but when I joined Bible camps I was shocked on the impact that Christ made in my heart. When I accepted Him i really cried for I can feel the love and gretaness from Him. And to this day I want to preach the gift of salvation, because I want us to repay Christ for what He did for us! <3

  • @fairyfantastic Sounds gay

  • I can't wait to go to heaven. But, my brother is homosexual. So I fear jesus won't let me in. I tell my brother to follow the bible but he dosn't listen. I don't know what to do.

  • What about the 2billion people that grow up with a different religion and don't know about Jesus? Do they automatically go straight to hell for something they can't control?

  • @mrd8532 ...maybe God judges people like that according to their conscience; what they did in light of what they felt was right or wrong.

    A lot of "Pagan"societies that don't know anything about God treat each other a lot better than we "civilized, enlightened" western folks!!

    That's what is so great about mercy through Jesus' sacrifice-no judgement!

    I'm NOT casting a stone or Holier-than-thou; I know if God were to judge me by MY conscience, I'd be FRYIN' --I'm guilty !!

  • @rhpicayune Guilty of what? Being human? What could you have possibly done so bad that you deserve to be tortured forever with no redemption?

    If you had children, what could they ever do to make you tie them in a basement and torture them, burning them, rape them, etc. What could they do to justify that punishment?

  • @rhpicayune Maybe he smokes pott and bangs hookers. Who knows? How can you follow something you're so unsure about. And, God doesn't judge as when we die, he's already pre-determined who goes to heaven before we're born.

    Ephesians 1:4-5 will tell you that.

  • i almost cried this was the first song i learned and sang

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  • Another brainwash attempt by parents and other people to make their children believe some unicorn.

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  • i love Jesus and God foreverrrr. they love us no matter what. thank you Lord! there is nothing like the feeling of Jesus in your heart. and its there forever:)

  • @xxbumblebee777xx A very amusing imaginary world you have created for yourself.

  • Jesus is a piece of shit. enslaving everyone with his selfish death. I HATE JESUS.

  • @DjetGlea He will always love you! Soften your heart and repent. Time is running out. The only enslaving around here is work of the devil. He is a python squeazing the life out of you. Praise the lord and you will be released, you were blessed long before you were cursed!!!! Praise Jesus Chrst!!!! Lord GOD thank you for the strength!!!!!!

  • @DjetGlea

    God and Jesus died on the cross FOR us. Not to enslave people. It's the nicest thing they ever did for us. :( You make me sad and mad at the same time. I'm smad.

  • @aguylovesme If you come back to life 3 days later does that really count as dying? I see no death at all. I see a gigantic pack of lies. How can you not see straight through this bullshit?

  • @DjetGlea You never come back after you die. You stay up in hevin forever. Maybe in a millon years, but you don't come back without gods permion. When you die you see God and Jesus bring you to the gates of hevin. That's the light people say they see, but you will see darkness and go down to the devil. To hell. God and Jesus brought you your life. You should be thankful for them, or else you wouldn't be here right now. They gave your your life for a reason to. They gave you a reason to live.

  • @aguylovesme mind to give some details? what reason?

  • i believe in God and im a christian and all but i don't go to church i do go to the vacation bible school every summer but i never get up on time and my parents wouldn't like we walking to church by myself any suggestions

  • @Godimyours Maybe get up earlier?  An alarm clock might help and go to bed earlier so you are not so tired. Cheers.

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  • You weak fools. Jesus can't do shit because Satan, our Lord and Master, rules us all! Rejoice, for Satan's destiny is one filled with joy, destruction of the weak and wealth for the worthy (aka Satan's followers)