Unlicenced Drunk Driver Of The Year

[superluke59mob]

Oh man that's no good I grew up in that neighborhood and she could of easily took out some kids

[chevkoch]

You are mastering the ominous. Those mailboxes likely look very inviting to flatten for your sister driving by. Maybe Beth's idea of stress relief.

[marquisdejolie]

I'm thinking she is pretty much unconscious when she hits people's mail boxes.

[twister7boy]

damien is the only name. i like how some religions see him as a woman of peace? im gonna call her bethzilla for now on hehe. peace. gregg

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[Bulbie7]

Darn it. Even I drive better than that. and I've only had 4 lessons!

[marquisdejolie]

Beth has got a LOT of don't care in her.

[Bulbie7]

I feel sorry for the car.

[marquisdejolie]

The car is dead now. Beth blew the engine by not putting oil or water in it. It's a lawn ornament now but will soon be scrap metal.

[Bulbie7]

No oil or water. Wow. Beth's lack of brain power reaches a new level.

[marquisdejolie]

Actually, she's dumber than she looks.

:)

[Bulbie7]

You gotta donate that to the Smithsonian.

[marquisdejolie]

The brain? I'd have to package it in a TicTac container.

[phekwig]

You'd think she would do that a little farther from home :)

[marquisdejolie]

Nah, she shits where she eats.

[twister7boy]

yikes what kind of parking is that.

peace. gregg

[marquisdejolie]

That's Bethzilla parking!

[twister7boy]

that hers new nick name? peace. gregg

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, like Satan, Beth has lots of nicknames.

[ToxRoxDu]

Wow would hate to be a mailbox in your neighborhood.

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! I'd hate to be ANYTHING in my sister's path.

[peglol]

Don't the cops ever come after her?

[marquisdejolie]

She just paid $500 in moving violation tickets including the driving without a license citation. Doesn't stop Beth.

[oldbag699]

has she pulled up there for some reason that only she knows ?

[marquisdejolie]

She didn't exactly "pull' up there. More like coasted.

[oldbag699]

unliscensed toot ?? ( go to the toot meaning to go to the toilet ? ) or have a toot (have a urination ?)

so iam confused as to what a unliscened toot means ????

[marquisdejolie]

Here a toot is a drunk. Beth likes to drink and drive.

[oldbag699]

ty never heard a drunk called a toot - i learn something new everyday ty : )

lol lol drink drugs and drive lol lol lethal - get her a pushbike safer (for others maybe ?) she can fall off as many times as she wants and not kill anybody else

unless she falls on them

coasting can be dangerous cause the brakes dont work in the auto when u turn off the engine - a young guy was killed in oz recently doing that

[marquisdejolie]

You assume I have some sort of control over Beth which I don't. Beth is NOT concerned about the safety of others.

[oldbag699]

ha ha ha ha ha sorry i apoligise - beth dont have control over herself  - i would never assume cause it makes an ass out of u and me

ty

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[jrsnyderjr]

did she hit that phone pole but missed the mail box? sheesh

[marquisdejolie]

Beth hits lots of stationary targets.

[jrsnyderjr]

oh, I see...it's the target's fault for being in the way.

[marquisdejolie]

According to Beth, it's a conspiracy against her.

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[marquisdejolie]

Five thanks!!

[MannyBei]

Was her licence revoked or not renewed? I believe more the former...

[marquisdejolie]

I believe it was revoked about 7 years ago right before she went up to the big house (state pen).

[ZMoulton]

Great parking job there.

[marquisdejolie]

At least she didn't hit the telephone pole again.

[Bl4zz3r]

Every time you show your sister and the consequences of her leaving the house it always amazes me that the car still runs!

[marquisdejolie]

It doesn't any more. She blew the engine. It's a lawn ornament now.

[Bl4zz3r]

Oh my.

[hallbe]

Does she drink on top of all those drugs she takes? I think I'd report her..Just saying.

[marquisdejolie]

Beth mixes siezures with painkillers with xanax with beer and manages not to kill anybody regularly. But she does tear up a bunch of cars.