How is sparkling so bad... wait wait!! It is worse than turning into ASH or melting in the sun! Oh god he must have such a awful life knowing he sparkles in the sunlight!!! D:!!
but honestly, that's the most disappointing sparkle ever =( He just looks like he had too much immature chest and facial hair (vellus hair, aka. peach fuzz)... peach fuzz always gives you a sorta halo if you look at it closely in bright sunlight... especially for dark haired people because it contrasts with the hair on your head >.>
wow I personally think the music is better than any of the twilight movies that will be made in the future as well as the ones out now ,,,, Twilight FTL thumbs down may it be buried in donkey shit and burned with gallons of gasoline
I've always wondered what they look like all sparkly like! now I finally see it! Thanks for the HQ video, I can die laughing out loud now. Meyerpires and Bella, and Twilight are all so fucking gay. Fuck you all Twi-tards!
-You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color and you never eat or come out into the sun. You only feast on small animals and livestock. I know what you are.
ROTFL! Totally inappropriate! I think I'm going to remember this forever and next time I watch this movie, or even hear someone talk about it, this song will pop up in my head and make me start laughing all over again! XD
Glower! Yes! If only there were a Super Smell move. I wonder how much damage it would do. It would probably have recoil if the Pokemon stank like Muck. XD
And I'll be there in the theatre with you in spirit, laughing at New Moon. REMEMBER THIS SONG WHEN HE STARTS SPARKLING IN ITALY!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Disco ball edward !!!!! twilight sucks
ShakyCutie89 3 days ago
A shiny Edward! XD
MistressNine95 1 week ago
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thedarkcatrises 3 weeks ago
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thedarkcatrises 3 weeks ago
You don't need to put unfitting music; The whole concept of vampires that sparkle is unfitting.
gino14 4 weeks ago
twilight. sparkle
ChaozMKW 1 month ago
TWILIGHT SUCKS
HoverboardFan14 1 month ago 3
I think he's a Ke$ha, very rare.
BunnyePinkie13 2 months ago
jiggly puffs, pokes wtf
Kukunaga37 2 months ago
pokemon?:)
Kukunaga37 2 months ago
So I was curious to know what it looked like, since i know absolutely bare bones about Twillight, but if that's the sparkly thing..... -_____-;
GaialeiStrife 3 months ago
Alucard.. Is.. PISSED *Hellsing joke :3*
slasher380 4 months ago
Looks like Kesha spewed all over him.
LinnieLinXD 4 months ago
How is sparkling so bad... wait wait!! It is worse than turning into ASH or melting in the sun! Oh god he must have such a awful life knowing he sparkles in the sunlight!!! D:!!
LetsPanicy 5 months ago
@LetsPanicy
because it makes him look like a pansy instead of a vampire
atomichead777 3 months ago
What the internet was made for, top marks.
Radi0headed 6 months ago
LOL WTF!!!! Funny but just.... WTF
FlammaEterna 6 months ago
Ths is just too appropriate. Did you steal the unreleased deleted scenes?
TheParadisis 6 months ago
A shiny Zubat appeared!!!
hotwhire 7 months ago
It's actually kind of scary how appropriate this music is for this scene. It was like that song was MADE to accompany fail vampire sparkling.
Noacat 7 months ago
Eric Northman and Vampire Bill do NOT sparkle
ADAVIDOLOGIST 7 months ago
EDWARD LOOK AMAZING WITH DIAMOND SPARKLES!GORGEOUS
3331rama 8 months ago
He's sparkling? I thought he had some horrible skin disease.
CinnabonChan 8 months ago
at 0:30 i think i heard the music goes, "what kind of pokemon are you?" o.O
486693 8 months ago
@486693 ...that would be because those are the lyrics.
8cmn 8 months ago
Lol sparkle us to death I finally get the joke!
Malificus1000 8 months ago
and vampires were ruined forever...
Droogie128 9 months ago
I think he just looks seriously sweaty....
kolaidoful 9 months ago 2
LOL This makes more sense than you know.
TheSecondEvolution 9 months ago
4kids is so evil they intend to air twilight ever saturady morning D:
TheSurfaceofTheMoon 10 months ago
Ed Sparkles
Pikachu: Pika (jpn pun for Sparkle)....
Pikachu Volt Tackles all the Vampixies
akumaten 10 months ago
Where's Buffy when you need her!!!!!!
wildcherryblossom 11 months ago 6
@wildcherryblossom LOL i know!
icarlyfan11111 11 months ago
I know what kind of pokemon Edward is, he's a sparklevamp XD
TheBatmanSmells 11 months ago 2
Oh god... I remember having the CD that song was on!
Nichlink 1 year ago
i love the dubbing
senrilanka 1 year ago
EDWARD Y U NO DIE
livepower34325 1 year ago
Name: Edward
Type: Emo/Vamp
Moves: Sparkle, Stalk and Suck
Charateristics: Has a 0 dimentional character and like women 100ish years younger than him
moviemowdown 1 year ago 4
this is why guys think women are stupid, because they swoon over some dude who looks like hes got too much body glitter on.
mattakudesu 1 year ago
Bedazzler!!!!!! I DON'T choose you!!!!!!!!! >:D
rashiba 1 year ago
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rashiba 1 year ago
Idiots. This guy is clearly a reskinned missingno
Obliviongatekeeper 1 year ago 2
Lol. You caught a Shiny Edward. xD
Stewiegriffinist 1 year ago 4
man, he just looks hairy...
skyarsalan 1 year ago
...Now I'm really regretting not catching that shiny Golbat in Victory Road...
CrystalxKyuubi 1 year ago
fail! how is that music unfitting?
baggen44 1 year ago 19
@baggen44 Ahh, you've caught me! The title is a trick; this song is actually available on the Twilight soundtrack.
secretcowz 1 year ago 63
@secretcowz HAHAHAHAHAHA!
TurquoiseTheoryProds 1 year ago
@baggen44 how is it fitting!?
koopa52 1 year ago
@baggen44 maybe because its a pokemon song
EminemLyriczz 8 months ago
@baggen44 inappropriate doesn't always mean sex.
deWiltFia 2 months ago
WHO IS THAT POKEMON?!
(da, DA, dam)
It's.....EDWARD (sparkle, sparkle)
gallaros9 1 year ago
Great now i have the idea of sparkly vampires in my head -___-;;;
masterdragon09 1 year ago
Edward is a shiny magikarp that cant evolve!
ShadinGirl1996 1 year ago
Real vampires don't sparkle, THEY BURRRRRRRRRN! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
...But I wish they would burn just a bit longer.
Arppis 1 year ago
I dont get why his face doesnt sparkle when he is in regular sunlight?
Nenaptio 1 year ago
SPARKLEBUNNIE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D
but honestly, that's the most disappointing sparkle ever =( He just looks like he had too much immature chest and facial hair (vellus hair, aka. peach fuzz)... peach fuzz always gives you a sorta halo if you look at it closely in bright sunlight... especially for dark haired people because it contrasts with the hair on your head >.>
coffeeteamix 1 year ago
@coffeeteamix
What I was thinking! I've heard all about the sparkle, AND THAT'S IT? That's not sparkling--that's shimmering--shimmering peach fuzz...lol
jennyinthepark 1 year ago
@jennyinthepark Yes but he is shimmering LIKE HIS SKIN IS MADE OF MILLIONS OF TINY DIAMONDS. IT IS SO DAZZLING. I AM DAZZLED! OHH! *swoon* ಠ_ಠ
secretcowz 1 year ago
@secretcowz
LOL
jennyinthepark 1 year ago
sparkling pokemon!
TheSOfficial 1 year ago
wow I personally think the music is better than any of the twilight movies that will be made in the future as well as the ones out now ,,,, Twilight FTL thumbs down may it be buried in donkey shit and burned with gallons of gasoline
Danielflame 1 year ago
I was wondering why people were freaking out when they said he'd sparkle....
Now I know..... Nandayo?
WatashiwaOyu 1 year ago
kick your grass lol
OkaySureRS 1 year ago
Edward isn't a vampire! He lives in the forest, he doesn't eat people, and he sparkles... he is obviously a fairy.
orkdork123 1 year ago 2
He's just a Zubat.
Nothing to see here people. Move along.
fearful7 1 year ago
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A wild faggot appeared! *sparkle* it's a shiny!
Overfiend002 1 year ago
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Overfiend002 1 year ago
so Edward is a Sparklechu? :D
MCDoomCarrot 1 year ago
edwars lives in the forest. dosnt eat people. and sparkles. he is CLEARLY a fairy.! xD
peaceoutparty 1 year ago
I've always wondered what they look like all sparkly like! now I finally see it! Thanks for the HQ video, I can die laughing out loud now. Meyerpires and Bella, and Twilight are all so fucking gay. Fuck you all Twi-tards!
boysforpele2 1 year ago
A SHINY EDWARD HAS APPEARED.
HADES (FLAREON) USED FIRE FANG. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.
AURORA THROWS A LOGIC BALL.
THE SHINY EDWARD HAS BEEN CAPTURED.
Now to lock it away in the PC, never to see the light of day again.
avalonroselin 1 year ago
edwardmon?
aoiniina 1 year ago
the music owns but this clip is just fucked up wrong in all ways man...
robvanmol 1 year ago
Awesomely inappropriate yet so perfect at the same time.
solodanceparty 1 year ago
wow thats terrible blade should chop him in half
andrewtheone7 1 year ago
someone should make a video of edward sparkling while playing "dancing queen"
darknipple 1 year ago
He's the gay kind of Pokemon that sparkles and thinks he's a monster like Muck. XP
Emberstar26 1 year ago
Say it out loud
GAY
TheGarzilla 1 year ago
-You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color and you never eat or come out into the sun. You only feast on small animals and livestock. I know what you are.
-Say it. out loud.
-ch.. chupacabra.
PutUpOrShutUp221 1 year ago 3
can anyone who read the book or seen the movie tell me why he sparkles?
gamehead91 1 year ago
And Bela Lugosi swoops in and tears him apart.
TheDullahan 1 year ago
this is genius
dasmole 1 year ago
MW2 twilight:
"He sparkles in direct sunlight"
"MY SKIN SPARKLES!!!"
"That was really strange..."
"Beautiful..."
bigreddawg91 1 year ago
who finds glitterin in the sunlight attractive!?
Matt72Z 1 year ago
I like the song and video, it's very funny :D
StacyAnnIsDead 1 year ago
Edward is only 10% vampire
The rest is 50% pixie
5% fairy
15% road runner
20% Pikachu
meepsquad101 1 year ago 10
i propose we classify edward as a pokemon as opposed to a vampire
wiseye61 1 year ago
:s...fucktard wearing glitter and plastic fangs..
Sarathevamp 1 year ago
why does he sparkle why couldn't he like turn into a firehydrant or something
goldgun44070 1 year ago 2
1:23 THAT FACE XD
Jesscookie1 2 years ago 5
LMAO i know its so funny what a fag
SilentEcho8 2 years ago
Lemme guess? His favourite attack is spark? ^^
Oaschal 2 years ago 6
I LOVE IT! GOOD JOB!
socialdude723 2 years ago
He puts the sparkles on Articuno's (is that how you spell that? I forget XD) tail to shame...
aomtr333 2 years ago
That was really funny!
HeartMover 2 years ago
I wonder what kind of pokemon Edward is
CharlieAceHawk 2 years ago 2
mudkip.
xxbenedict6xx 2 years ago 3
lol mudkip I prefer Swampert
CharlieAceHawk 2 years ago
Starmie. It's obviously gay but pretends to be manly by making a ridiculous noise.
georgieBOOM 2 years ago 4
thats true
CharlieAceHawk 2 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHHHAA
psib93 2 years ago
bella: what kind of pokemon are you? xD
paulaearthbound 2 years ago
Edward is not a vampire if he sparkles... He's a freaking pixie! xD
illusenrox91 2 years ago 5
sure his body sparkles but not as much as taylor's :D lol
iluvsugar7times 2 years ago
OMG I was dragged to see New Moon and I admit I enjoyed it - cos I just laughed the entire way through.
And he sparkled so much more. MANY MANY TIMES. That was good. And the sparkling was better. SPARKLE SParkle.
They still had to draw his stomach on... shame on you RPatz.
Sabbotage 2 years ago
secretcowz - you have to watch New Moon, just because there is more sparklez and it is proper sparklez like beams of light jumping around.
Sabbotage 2 years ago
Even though I never watched the movie (and I still don't want to), I can just hear him now.
Edward: "LOOK AT THE HORROR THAT IS MY TRUE FORM!!!!" D: *sparkle, sparkle*
lol, seriously? sparkles? that's just wrong on so many levels.
clyneandras 2 years ago 61
@clyneandras Does he seriously say that? It sounds too close to Dracula's famous saying "Feel my true form, and DESPAIR!"
GentlemanAeon777 1 year ago
@GentlemanAeon777 Nah, he doesn't really say that.
But he does say: "This is the skin of a monster!". Which, in my opinion, is really, really lame. lol
clyneandras 1 year ago
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK LOL
ToxxinHardy 2 years ago
Edward Cullen is the Magikarp of Vampires.
*splash splash*
*sparkle sparkle*
Same deal, really.
SakuraElyse 2 years ago 9
The fuck? lol
kablahblah22 2 years ago
holy crap i have a holographic gyarados
Pixeldoodle 2 years ago
Someone throw a pokeball at this sparkling Zubat!!!
sandman2425 2 years ago
lol i find it stupid how they sparkle, they are nor real vampires, they are little pansy fairies!
BLADE!!! now thats a vampire
cmak5 2 years ago 4
@cmak5 no no...
They're not vampires...nor are they pansy fairies...
THEYRE fairies with a BLOOD fetish. :D I hate twilight, lul
HoroGirl 2 years ago 2
I think I love you too. XD
moonflower1616 2 years ago
I love you, too, bby. As long as you're ok with sharing me with nigertron. <3
secretcowz 2 years ago
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best song ever!
tape319 2 years ago
i think i love you
nigetron 2 years ago 4
I love you too, bby. But you have to share me with moonflower up there.
secretcowz 2 years ago
REALLY funny lol!!!
z0uZouNa 2 years ago
ROTFL! Totally inappropriate! I think I'm going to remember this forever and next time I watch this movie, or even hear someone talk about it, this song will pop up in my head and make me start laughing all over again! XD
srrenz 2 years ago
LMAOOOOO
i love what you say in the description
I don't own this song, or Pokemon, or Twilight. And, oh God, please don't give them to me; I don't want them.
^^^^ FUNIEST THING EVERRR
YouNoULoveIt 2 years ago
I can't wait until New Moon comes out, I'm gonna piss my pants with laughter at the cinema with all the children.
PS. Other moves 'Glower' - 'Super Sniff Sense'
Sabbotage 2 years ago 2
Glower! Yes! If only there were a Super Smell move. I wonder how much damage it would do. It would probably have recoil if the Pokemon stank like Muck. XD
And I'll be there in the theatre with you in spirit, laughing at New Moon. REMEMBER THIS SONG WHEN HE STARTS SPARKLING IN ITALY!
secretcowz 2 years ago
PAUSE AT 1:24 ROFLMAO!!!!!
OliveOilProductions 2 years ago 3
Mate, this is so full of win. Edward would be the most emo Pokemon ever.
Sabbotage 2 years ago
I know! His moves would suck, too. They'd be like "Attract" and..."Dazzle" and "Jump off a cliff for no good reason."
Oh wait, that's Bella.
secretcowz 2 years ago
I'm going to be Edward Cullen for Halloween. I'm going to glitter myself up, whiten my face a bit, and call everyone with dark hair spider monkey.
Sabbotage 2 years ago 2
you're my new hero.
georgieBOOM 2 years ago
Hi Michelle!
:D
littlelezlo123456789 2 years ago
So he's a Shiny Pokemon? That's pretty rare.
lilchococat 2 years ago 56
Edward is evolving!!
ThroneRoomGuardian 2 years ago 4
High freaking five.
ChaseChaos 2 years ago
LMAO! That's all I have to say.
musokakagome 2 years ago 3