The Bearded Clambake - Back That Ass Up Lawrence Welk

[Pookatube]

Alright...Alright...Yeah..That­'s Right! That's Right! 2 crackers..2 crackers

.2 crackers and a token nigga doin a juvenile dance!

[Pookatube]

Should have put audience clapping sfx and tap dancing sfx to the music to make a bit more authentic!

[coolsweetgroovy]

OMG this is hillarious

[FinallyunderstandU]

@coolsweetgroovy D our age difference is showin here, gee whiz

[coolsweetgroovy]

@FinallyunderstandU LOL CC

[GBev2K]

Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby! Go, Bobby!

[steveasat2]

I see what you did there. You replaced the audio track with a different audio track and the juxtaposition of modern rap and cornball TV from decades ago resulted! It's especially disarming because the chosen replacement audio has no particular relevance or synchrony with the video track, meaning that you wasted even less time creating this clip than I did watching it. Bravo, sir, you have pulled one over on me.

[MrBeautifulba1]

Thank god for millions of years of evolution. Everything in our lives has led us to watching this. Yes, You are here now. You are choosing to read these words and think these thoughts. The universe supports you in choosing fantastic, joyful possibilities. You will evolve into true greatness. Yes Now Shazam !!

[brodie60]

SAD.

[4795598]

Astonishing. Surreal. Needs no enhancement...

[walterglanz]

Welk kept a whole lot of great musicians employed for a very long time. Entertainment is a business.

[kotraquin]

thank for the dub and upload this is funny

[CatapultYourMom]

Funny idea poorly executed.

[mikekadas]

Hear 'Lawrence Welk' say 'two crackers and a token Nigger.' It sounds to me that someone dubbed in vocals to make it controversial. Nice try but you didn't fool me.

[zeepping]

@mikekadas

[joyfulyes]

Great to have sync'ed this up, very funny!

[CrunchBang]

Why aren't you offended by the "C" word?

[bradyoil]

and you had to ruin it with the n word. damn. and it was funny until you spoiled it.

[MrMas1979]

If you are upset by a word, you are gay.

[thermionic1234567]

Homo-Sexual. "Gay" is a good word -- or, at least, neutral

[gardenvarietypenis]

@bradyoil to the contrary; he upped its comic appeal ten fold. well done, ryan

[Bobooch]

You guys are killing me.

[lexiconlover]

lol, yes!

[CactusRose33]

Heheheeeee, everytime I see the whole "windmill" dancing in the beginning to this music, I just start cracking up and can't stop. I bet a lot of dancing today was inspired by that era.

[CactusRose33]

Heheheh oh man

[JoniStudent25]

ah-wunnerful wunnnerfull

really man that was too damn funny

[Teflon65]

And now, the lovely Lemon Sisters will sing-a, "I can't-a get-no satisfaction-a..."

[coolsweetgroovy]

@Teflon65 They're the Lennon Sisters not Lemon

[jazzed5678]

That was pretty funny. I took tap from Bobby Burgess and Arthur Duncan. Way to go!

[Rollman1]

I wanted to throw mud pies at the Lennin Sisters soon as the stated singing So boring

[MiKikaIwaShizaru]

As one matures in life, one appreciates LW less. (Less than zero, in fact.) LW looked for real talent and did not find it. All curses to LW and their evil, brain-numbing sounds!

Seriously, I like all kinds of music, mostly Classic rock and classical music, and some country. But this show (LW, not this remix) is pure torture, how can you stand it, it's like muzak, completely devoid of humanity and warmth, utterly depressing. I cannot stand it, and this remix is a 10000% improvement!

[motownharry]

The whole LW scene was of the old world. That Tight Ass payed (all but a few "featured" players) Union Scale wages, at a time when he was knocking down $500,000 a year. What a piece of work. He was an ok accordion player, how he became the Star of his own tv show is a testament to the sterility of the times. Thank god for Rock & Roll and Chuck Berry and oh yeah..... Buck Cherry too.

[kirbygene]

Great comment.

But without Lawrence Welk, how can you have Chuck Berry? It's like having Bugs Bunny without Yosemite Sam; without the horribly uncool one, the cool ones don't stand out as much, lol.

[girasoloak]

NASTY...YEAH....GOOD and NASTY....just the way I likes it !!!

[gb42760ad1972]

That ah-was ah-wunnerful, ah-wunnerful. Really funny. Good job, boys.

[beewardrobe]

As one matures in life, one appreciates LW more. LW looked for real talent and did not allow the cult of celebrity worship like we do today. All praise for LW.

[thebleedingjeans]

I used to watch this guy when I was very young. I started playing accordion because of him. I have a signed copy of his book. But this is truly funny.

[theroopsmith]

LMAO!

[bigfig1900]

Those guys are good dancers.

[echo7749]

I'm still in tears from laughing...thanks so much whoever did this.....

[hotrod347]

obviously you have no respect for the big band era. whats wrong with the younger generation today. you suck.

[jehuflores]

but it was funny...

[jeffbrak]

Big band era? Lawrence Welk had to be the cheesiest, most square "big band" of its era. If you want to hear some real big band, check out the likes of Woody Hermann, Duke Ellington, and Count Basie. Lawrence Welk sucks.

[thebleedingjeans]

not cool.

[MiKikaIwaShizaru]

That's the word, "cheese"!

REAL big bands are great, LW is awful, there's something cold and inhuman about LW!

LW the nadir of musical TV shows, even worse than disco, it's the "perfect storm of putridity"!

[LeElHa]

@jeffbrak No doubt - but if you want to live, don't say that around anyone over sixty. They might hit you with their walkers!

[1bountifulinc]

@LeElHa I'm 61 and I totally agree with jeffbrak although some of the girls on his show were babes.

[SenorSpode]

@jeffbrak They helped hustle a LOT of Geritol and Rose Milk, ya gotta admit.

[karmic454]

@jeffbrak Yeah he played the hits, but he didnt really ever record any "original" songs of his own, they were all songs previously made famous.

[thebleedingjeans]

Please see my post above.

[american2339]

Still laughing...stop you're killing me! :)

[ProRecreationalist]

...funny - the Larry W. show did seem very "white" when compared to society - if the video doesn't make you laugh, you need to remove whatever is stuck up your...

[ahanger]

did any of you people listen to the last 8 seconds? thats the funniest part of the video!

[daaagwood]

The video had some merit, though it was completely unconnected to the dancing. But if you liked the last eight seconds where the n-word was used to get a laugh, you're a sick, racist mf.

[ckaye99]

What are you talking about, Daaag? I heard the word "cracker", and that was about it.

[FordHemi]

"Two crackers and a token nigger." IMO there is no "N-word". If you can not handle saying or hearing "nigger" then you are immature and ignorant or YOU are the racist. Just like those two filthy thieving racist bastards Sharpton and Jackson.

[FordHemi]

If I give you a quarter, will you go out and buy a sense of humor or at least a cup of rat poinson?

[Rollman1]

i waent that bad. lightin up

[archilochus13]

retarded

[swampzoid]

when i was a wee small lad, my mother would force me to watch this show...that's why i am a flaming homosexual today...

[radioroadie]

this was too funny

[npseudo1985]

lmao

[mangakaambia]

XD lmao!

[wonkothemagicelf]

Kinda funny...but the song is ultra-lame.

[patriciacarrasco]

funny!

[johnclavis]

Cute idea. It would have been better if the dancers had been dancing near the same tempo as the song.

[ki8ds]

totally stupid

[jdc6874]

stupid

[Rollman1]

Its funny

[Code2Quest]

haha