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  • LOLOL i love watching you,

  • I just did stop you

  • Ya know, they do sell the  "Dirty Dictionary" at Barnes and Noble....

  • loonatic

  • 0:43 For a split second I thought he pulled his pants down.

  • you make me giggle!:) I love watching you!

  • chris, i just wanted you to know how much of an inspiration you are to me. i've followed you and your videos since you starting posting them.. if i ever had a bad day, i turned to you. i made so many of my friends laugh too when i showed them. healthy foods, nose picking, bitch bell are my faves!! i am, always have, and always will be your biggest fan!! fuck all these haters! you have more balls then anyone could hope to have! and for that i thank you!! p.s. i think you look great now! iLY :)

  • @shelbyweidekamp r u on crack??? he is the most scariest person ever, he creeps me out i understand he is a tranny and all and i love that about him but he scares me!

  • @Feliciadawn2110 omfg. he is not a tranny! you dont know what you're talking about!! he's just himself and doesnt give a fuck what bitches like you think!

  • @shelbyweidekamp omfg he is a tranny, well hes a he/she and i like that about him but i like some of his videos but other videos just scare the living shit out of me

  • I love you! OMG. Be my best friend! :D lol

  • holy shit

  • I think that has finally lost it's mind. The hair flip and the britney thing was hilarious, but this is simple childishness and pointless attention seeking. May be time for him to see a professional.

  • @101truthhurts bitch PLEASE!

  • This puts me to tears every time! Sooo fucking funny!!! I love you Chris!

  • NO COMMENT> Thart juust too fucked up. I dont like it., Funny but too wierd

  • fucking crazy!

    

  • Chris u funny as h*ll....lol XD rofl hahaha

  • This is under comedy, people.

    Just so you know...

  • 4 words = FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

  • 3 words = GET A LIFE

  • oh..fuck...dats messed up

  • Lmfao to funny "

  • damn he reminds me of the exorcist weres the priest when yu need him lmao....

  • Are you and Fred related?

  • is this guy gay?

  • @lahl0vesyu0 yes yes he is

  • u should've stayed a man. Ur hair was soo cool

  • 0_-

  • WTF??? #TheJoker?

  • imgonnacus imgonnacus imgonnacus imgonnacus

  • this dude or shall i say girl im not even sure... should be in a mental hospital.... no joke

  • Dam you !!!!!!! Because of you my other pc screen broke when i tried to punch you you fagot

  • what in living hell. its the grudge!!!!!!!!!

  • ummmmmmm are you on some thing @-@ lol

  • um did i just see what i think i just saw.....you had to much drugs......sry to say

  • Pull up your pants, I can see your buttcrack.

  • Wtf he Said Im Gonna Learn how to cash???

  • ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY OR JUST A ADNORMAL? GAY

  • PRESS 7 REPEATEDLEY

  • @NameNotAvailiable1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAH

  • You want "cussing"? I'LL GIVE YOU CUSSING, YOU MOTHERFUCKING RETARD! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RETARDED AND WEIRD YOU LOOK IN YOUR VIDS? HUH? WELL I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU TOSSER YER HUMPING YER SOFA SAYING "OOH I'M GONNA CUSS AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME" AND THE PROPER WORD IS "SWEAR"? IT'S THE TERM NORMAL PEOPLE USE. GET A LIFE AND FUCK OFF, YA BITCH!

  • Funny.... i laugh...Bitch.. :D

  • Press 4 a bunch ;)

  • keep pressing 6 for dsturbing sex noises

  • i know a (fucking) doctor that can help with your condition

  • were dr phil

  • dont do drugs kids

  • WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?????

  • You sound like Fred.... Bitch

  • I can't stop watching these videos, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard! >.<

  • Your funny ass hell

  • Do you even have a family or friends ?

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  • keep on pressin number 7!!! over and over!! lol

  • "im gonna cuss! im gonna cuss!" i fuckin love that part! you should do voices for cartoons. i love this fucki vid LOL!

  • Someone had too much coffee today.....

  • press 4 repeatedly

  • 1 word, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love the Southern accent.

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  • dont do drugs

  • yea but u shout on utube!!!! STOP DOIN DRUGS

  • i wonder how his family is

  • Who gave him the special candy?

  • male or female?or shemale???

  • 00:25-00:40 is my favrite

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  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

  • O-O

  • wtf....

    

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  • i am scared...

    can`t sleep anymore

  • Here's a cuss word for you you little queer.. ready? you readddyyy?????

    F**k you.

  • wow. i think i just found the part when he goes from 'sad' to 'ignorant'

  • If I would meet him, I'll probably kick his ass

  • @spankmybitchupagain yeah but i think he would like that givein the fact thats what hes gay

  • OMG estaa persOnaa sii tiiene problemas ceriiOz !!!! chaaaz k neuriitiikO y paranoiiko jaaa pff"

  • y does he want cusswords??? i think he knows enough already. he reminds me of the grinch

  • no. tht is it . no . tht ain't cute-____- u make me wanna go in the corner nd crap ma

    self. no

  • i feel sorry for his parnets......

  • you hump that couch like a bro

  • Put it down?

  • hes messing arounds fags l0l

  • what the fuck this person has serious mental problems!

  • i would so do that forreal every thing he said and exackt way jumpin on the couch

  • holy crap

  • oh wow, your a fucking idiot

  • crack baby

  • your crazy

  • nice ass dude

  • who jumped at 23

  • lool 

  • You're going to learn how to eat a pussy

  • EAT MY CORNHOLE CHRIS

  • lool

    

  • here 1 yo momma

  • he needs some chill pills lol :D

  • you.

    are.

    HILARIOUS.

  • lmao wow Chris, i love you, but dayyumm...xD

  • He said F*** so he already knows how

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  • im scared

  • THIS THING EVOLVES EACH TIME I SEE IT!

  • THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THEY HAVN'T GIVE U ANY CUSS WORDS OK!!

  • gay also don´t have souls!

  • you are fucked in the head !!!!!!!

  • someone needs to tell this girl to shut up

  • @MrIPodTouch25 it's a boy

  • Um, I like your eyes :I

  • what the hell?? haha so funny

  • press 9 & 7

  • PRESS 4 LMFAOOOO

  • Someone needs some god damn pills.

  • oh how i love chris crocker <3

  • Chris Crocker is out of his ever loving mind. You are a train wreck. That is why people watch you. Get some help. You need it.

  • is this all just to be funny or is this guy being legit?

  • HOLY SSSHHHIIITTT!!!!!!

  • Lol all the buttens sound and look like hes gettin raped exept 0

  • its like hes in an everlasting high in each of hs videos hes either crying or yelling or both

    

  • duuude you seriously need a shrink..or two(you know 1 thats treating yuo and 1 thats treating the shrink thas treating you cuz pretty soon he would go mad 2...xDDD

  • You see kids, THIS is why your parents didn't want you on the internet.

  • He reminds me of the exorcist .

  • River Phoenix wants his look back.

  • kjfuartbgdsgiwgis sorry i was wiping cheese nips off the keyboard...

  • ur weird chris

  • omg LOL I'm dying laughing right now O_O

  • I'll have what he's having

  • Keep Pressing Nine

  • click alot of time 3 she or he is masturbating

  • Lol can't stop watching!!!

  • You're gay, right ?

  • @AlamaInHD strangley, this is a very fucked up retarded women

  • wtf cuss already

  • OMGOSH!!! hahaha made my night!!!

  • this is serious and amusing and a good example of my family

  • u are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo stuped

  • @lovekills3 Hes stupid? Learn howta fuckin spell. Its STUPID not Stuped!

    

  • heres a cus:SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CRACK ADDICT!!

  • what the fuckkk..?????

  • Shut the fuck up.

  • press 9 for jim carry

  • press and hold 1 for Couch hump

  • o.0

  • press:

    2 for streeeeeet

    3 for happy face !

    4 for UGHHHHHH!

    5 for all yall!

  • Here's some Cunt HO fuck mofo dick vag niger slut --u r all of them

  • um..

  • i feel bad for his nieghbor

  • HAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAA TOO FUNNY HES MAD

  • what the freak?????

    

  • lemme get somee of what you on, (:

  • the fuck

  • imo cuss ?? lol i love how he said that!!

  • I want what he's on.....not the gay part though....

  • bitch got serious issues

  • wtf

  • fag.

  • I spit out my ramen i was eating when i watched this cause i was laughing so hard, rotfl:D

  • No more caffeine for u

  • wow

  • i love his bizareness!

  • You know every cuss word in the book aye? Cunt wagon. Spit fuck.

  • All Of You Stop Bashing Because If You Don't Like Him Don't Watch His Fucking Videos You Morons

  • you stupid bro... get some pito in your cornhole.

  • he/she didnt get his/her ass kicked enuff when he was little

  • rofl :D

  • ok seriously does he think he's funny

    i had fuking nightmares about him. he's creepy az shit

  • ...

  • i <3 his hair!

  • I laughed so hard from 0:23 through ):52

  • who else does this remind of the exorcist?

  • It was so funny that I got scared then laughed really hard

  • you son of a beach