chris, i just wanted you to know how much of an inspiration you are to me. i've followed you and your videos since you starting posting them.. if i ever had a bad day, i turned to you. i made so many of my friends laugh too when i showed them. healthy foods, nose picking, bitch bell are my faves!! i am, always have, and always will be your biggest fan!! fuck all these haters! you have more balls then anyone could hope to have! and for that i thank you!! p.s. i think you look great now! iLY :)
@shelbyweidekamp r u on crack??? he is the most scariest person ever, he creeps me out i understand he is a tranny and all and i love that about him but he scares me!
@Feliciadawn2110 omfg. he is not a tranny! you dont know what you're talking about!! he's just himself and doesnt give a fuck what bitches like you think!
@shelbyweidekamp omfg he is a tranny, well hes a he/she and i like that about him but i like some of his videos but other videos just scare the living shit out of me
This idiot is taking us all for a ride - only in America do we think people like this are actually as they seem and not doing whatever it takes to get FORTY TWO MILLION HITS for the moronic "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE! I MEAN IT!!!!!" Chris wins this publicity stunt...
I think that has finally lost it's mind. The hair flip and the britney thing was hilarious, but this is simple childishness and pointless attention seeking. May be time for him to see a professional.
You want "cussing"? I'LL GIVE YOU CUSSING, YOU MOTHERFUCKING RETARD! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RETARDED AND WEIRD YOU LOOK IN YOUR VIDS? HUH? WELL I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU TOSSER YER HUMPING YER SOFA SAYING "OOH I'M GONNA CUSS AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME" AND THE PROPER WORD IS "SWEAR"? IT'S THE TERM NORMAL PEOPLE USE. GET A LIFE AND FUCK OFF, YA BITCH!
On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
duuude you seriously need a shrink..or two(you know 1 thats treating yuo and 1 thats treating the shrink thas treating you cuz pretty soon he would go mad 2...xDDD
u are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stuped
LOLOL i love watching you,
ashleybear3031 3 days ago
I just did stop you
mrboydell 4 days ago
Ya know, they do sell the "Dirty Dictionary" at Barnes and Noble....
Mouzetty 1 week ago
loonatic
ivorbigonee 2 weeks ago
0:43 For a split second I thought he pulled his pants down.
iluvallmychao0071 2 weeks ago
you make me giggle!:) I love watching you!
hoffman271 2 weeks ago
chris, i just wanted you to know how much of an inspiration you are to me. i've followed you and your videos since you starting posting them.. if i ever had a bad day, i turned to you. i made so many of my friends laugh too when i showed them. healthy foods, nose picking, bitch bell are my faves!! i am, always have, and always will be your biggest fan!! fuck all these haters! you have more balls then anyone could hope to have! and for that i thank you!! p.s. i think you look great now! iLY :)
shelbyweidekamp 3 weeks ago
@shelbyweidekamp r u on crack??? he is the most scariest person ever, he creeps me out i understand he is a tranny and all and i love that about him but he scares me!
Feliciadawn2110 3 weeks ago
@Feliciadawn2110 omfg. he is not a tranny! you dont know what you're talking about!! he's just himself and doesnt give a fuck what bitches like you think!
shelbyweidekamp 3 weeks ago
@shelbyweidekamp omfg he is a tranny, well hes a he/she and i like that about him but i like some of his videos but other videos just scare the living shit out of me
Feliciadawn2110 3 weeks ago
I love you! OMG. Be my best friend! :D lol
NicholeHeartsxx 3 weeks ago
holy shit
blackstorm992 3 weeks ago
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This idiot is taking us all for a ride - only in America do we think people like this are actually as they seem and not doing whatever it takes to get FORTY TWO MILLION HITS for the moronic "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE! I MEAN IT!!!!!" Chris wins this publicity stunt...
TELawrenceofArabia 3 weeks ago
I think that has finally lost it's mind. The hair flip and the britney thing was hilarious, but this is simple childishness and pointless attention seeking. May be time for him to see a professional.
101truthhurts 3 weeks ago
@101truthhurts bitch PLEASE!
shelbyweidekamp 3 weeks ago
This puts me to tears every time! Sooo fucking funny!!! I love you Chris!
23ButtercupSS 3 weeks ago
NO COMMENT> Thart juust too fucked up. I dont like it., Funny but too wierd
jonesyboypoom 3 weeks ago
fucking crazy!
elchininoloco 3 weeks ago
Chris u funny as h*ll....lol XD rofl hahaha
gagaaep 4 weeks ago
This is under comedy, people.
Just so you know...
LisaSpringfield 1 month ago
4 words = FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
gilard95ino 1 month ago
3 words = GET A LIFE
gsms6 1 month ago
oh..fuck...dats messed up
Trininty3000 1 month ago
Lmfao to funny "
immailelove 1 month ago
damn he reminds me of the exorcist weres the priest when yu need him lmao....
Snooki307 1 month ago
Are you and Fred related?
heystephen018 1 month ago 5
is this guy gay?
lahl0vesyu0 1 month ago
@lahl0vesyu0 yes yes he is
mugari90210 1 month ago
u should've stayed a man. Ur hair was soo cool
Miyaxfursona 1 month ago
0_-
xxPinkkVanityxx 1 month ago
WTF??? #TheJoker?
kuqitoshady 1 month ago
imgonnacus imgonnacus imgonnacus imgonnacus
evhjen 1 month ago
this dude or shall i say girl im not even sure... should be in a mental hospital.... no joke
m50003 1 month ago
Dam you !!!!!!! Because of you my other pc screen broke when i tried to punch you you fagot
goofiegold 1 month ago
what in living hell. its the grudge!!!!!!!!!
monsternoob12 1 month ago
ummmmmmm are you on some thing @-@ lol
McCormickLoVeR 1 month ago
um did i just see what i think i just saw.....you had to much drugs......sry to say
sandygl1951 1 month ago
Pull up your pants, I can see your buttcrack.
ToughBananasJack 1 month ago
Wtf he Said Im Gonna Learn how to cash???
JbMr143 1 month ago
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY OR JUST A ADNORMAL? GAY
JbMr143 1 month ago
PRESS 7 REPEATEDLEY
NameNotAvailiable1 1 month ago
@NameNotAvailiable1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
tAyLoRcHriStiNe0518 1 month ago
You want "cussing"? I'LL GIVE YOU CUSSING, YOU MOTHERFUCKING RETARD! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RETARDED AND WEIRD YOU LOOK IN YOUR VIDS? HUH? WELL I MEAN SERIOUSLY YOU TOSSER YER HUMPING YER SOFA SAYING "OOH I'M GONNA CUSS AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME" AND THE PROPER WORD IS "SWEAR"? IT'S THE TERM NORMAL PEOPLE USE. GET A LIFE AND FUCK OFF, YA BITCH!
NameNotAvailiable1 1 month ago
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I think he has multiple personality disorder or something. x)
TheMaxophone 2 months ago
Funny.... i laugh...Bitch.. :D
Erophia 2 months ago
Press 4 a bunch ;)
JacoLexy 2 months ago in playlist More videos from itschriscrocker
keep pressing 6 for dsturbing sex noises
killjoy839 2 months ago
i know a (fucking) doctor that can help with your condition
killjoy839 2 months ago
were dr phil
MrAshdaman 2 months ago
dont do drugs kids
russfuller0803 2 months ago
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?????
MiZoLuCieNe 2 months ago
You sound like Fred.... Bitch
7H3K1N66 2 months ago
I can't stop watching these videos, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard! >.<
crabbydabby 2 months ago
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let me give you some your a bitch no one likes you you stupid ass gay bitch ill fucking kill you fag.
SLAPABTCHx 2 months ago
Your funny ass hell
tiesha871 2 months ago
Do you even have a family or friends ?
gilard95ino 2 months ago
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gilard95ino 2 months ago
keep on pressin number 7!!! over and over!! lol
ThePinkbrunett 2 months ago
"im gonna cuss! im gonna cuss!" i fuckin love that part! you should do voices for cartoons. i love this fucki vid LOL!
TheAVkidd 2 months ago
Someone had too much coffee today.....
TheHassebrock 2 months ago 22
press 4 repeatedly
JacoLexy 3 months ago
1 word, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SenseiConfusious 3 months ago
I love the Southern accent.
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Ready for action @ 0:46.
hughlingard 3 months ago
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hughlingard 3 months ago
dont do drugs
mizzholly893 3 months ago
yea but u shout on utube!!!! STOP DOIN DRUGS
kikoonthemove 3 months ago
i wonder how his family is
TMSUPERBOYS 3 months ago
Who gave him the special candy?
ToxicFishyWaffle 3 months ago
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On December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
Zerothunder5200 3 months ago
male or female?or shemale???
truth2uable 3 months ago
00:25-00:40 is my favrite
Super8639 3 months ago
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ChuckMamuck 3 months ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
TheBum642 3 months ago 28
O-O
Lovestoiresx3 3 months ago
wtf....
syntia1996 3 months ago
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syntia1996 3 months ago
i am scared...
can`t sleep anymore
Mickymoto15 3 months ago
Here's a cuss word for you you little queer.. ready? you readddyyy?????
F**k you.
Puppin8or 3 months ago
wow. i think i just found the part when he goes from 'sad' to 'ignorant'
RebeccaVanity1 4 months ago
If I would meet him, I'll probably kick his ass
spankmybitchupagain 4 months ago
@spankmybitchupagain yeah but i think he would like that givein the fact thats what hes gay
TheCaulkerman 4 months ago
OMG estaa persOnaa sii tiiene problemas ceriiOz !!!! chaaaz k neuriitiikO y paranoiiko jaaa pff"
lovelilolipop 4 months ago
y does he want cusswords??? i think he knows enough already. he reminds me of the grinch
RebeccaVanity1 4 months ago
no. tht is it . no . tht ain't cute-____- u make me wanna go in the corner nd crap ma
self. no
purpleplum30 4 months ago
i feel sorry for his parnets......
TheRainbows68 4 months ago
you hump that couch like a bro
Drazon3312 4 months ago in playlist More videos from itschriscrocker
Put it down?
MicroMasterable 4 months ago
hes messing arounds fags l0l
crazedbabe1121 4 months ago
what the fuck this person has serious mental problems!
98kiyoko 4 months ago
i would so do that forreal every thing he said and exackt way jumpin on the couch
kimberly123456789ful 4 months ago
holy crap
holyshizzlesnappers 4 months ago
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oh wow, your a fucking idiot look it up
brittanylolkitty 4 months ago
oh wow, your a fucking idiot
brittanylolkitty 4 months ago
crack baby
cousinsfromhell 4 months ago
your crazy
gymnast4eva1999 4 months ago
nice ass dude
midnite123451 5 months ago
who jumped at 23
midnite123451 5 months ago
lool
xXXXquickoneXXXx 5 months ago
You're going to learn how to eat a pussy
kaain775 5 months ago
EAT MY CORNHOLE CHRIS
TheSh0cky 5 months ago
lool
FamousSoon2be 5 months ago
here 1 yo momma
FamousSoon2be 5 months ago
he needs some chill pills lol :D
prettyeyes775 5 months ago
you.
are.
HILARIOUS.
cheekypants321 5 months ago
lmao wow Chris, i love you, but dayyumm...xD
Tiaaa143 5 months ago
He said F*** so he already knows how
Persephone42613 5 months ago
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whoa, pause it at 0:46 or 0:50....he's getting a little too personal there...lol haha
iloveJustinBieber774 5 months ago
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iloveJustinBieber774 5 months ago
im scared
jacksadon 5 months ago
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fuck fuck fuck
squeeze591 5 months ago
THIS THING EVOLVES EACH TIME I SEE IT!
Booyakahshaify 5 months ago 24
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THEY HAVN'T GIVE U ANY CUSS WORDS OK!!
13sokissme 5 months ago
gay also don´t have souls!
HardyPwny 5 months ago
you are fucked in the head !!!!!!!
96bluewaffle 5 months ago
someone needs to tell this girl to shut up
MrIPodTouch25 5 months ago
@MrIPodTouch25 it's a boy
brickey16 5 months ago
Um, I like your eyes :I
diaryprincess 5 months ago
what the hell?? haha so funny
freakyclown842 5 months ago
press 9 & 7
StudioGnoj 5 months ago 2
PRESS 4 LMFAOOOO
itsmeagancasssey 5 months ago
Someone needs some god damn pills.
ILiekCHEEEEEESE 5 months ago
oh how i love chris crocker <3
HKVanity 5 months ago
Chris Crocker is out of his ever loving mind. You are a train wreck. That is why people watch you. Get some help. You need it.
raiderboy68 5 months ago
is this all just to be funny or is this guy being legit?
Fireheart0011 5 months ago
HOLY SSSHHHIIITTT!!!!!!
brooklea98 5 months ago
Lol all the buttens sound and look like hes gettin raped exept 0
meluvtacos25 5 months ago
its like hes in an everlasting high in each of hs videos hes either crying or yelling or both
Uthinkurcool1 5 months ago
duuude you seriously need a shrink..or two(you know 1 thats treating yuo and 1 thats treating the shrink thas treating you cuz pretty soon he would go mad 2...xDDD
0werlod 5 months ago
You see kids, THIS is why your parents didn't want you on the internet.
kelseythomasson 5 months ago
He reminds me of the exorcist .
kelseyraquel162 5 months ago 2
River Phoenix wants his look back.
owlandtree 5 months ago
kjfuartbgdsgiwgis sorry i was wiping cheese nips off the keyboard...
jca111223 5 months ago
ur weird chris
jipeanut666 6 months ago
omg LOL I'm dying laughing right now O_O
MadzieCat 6 months ago
I'll have what he's having
Brad11021993 6 months ago
Keep Pressing Nine
TheCrystalwaterfall 6 months ago
click alot of time 3 she or he is masturbating
efenitofly 6 months ago
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is he white trash or ghetto?
cjovette 6 months ago
Lol can't stop watching!!!
themeandfreakyshow 6 months ago
You're gay, right ?
AlamaInHD 6 months ago
@AlamaInHD strangley, this is a very fucked up retarded women
cianlol205 5 months ago
wtf cuss already
Babiigurl9719 6 months ago
OMGOSH!!! hahaha made my night!!!
askingRIA 6 months ago
this is serious and amusing and a good example of my family
souldust101 6 months ago 11
u are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stuped
lovekills3 6 months ago
@lovekills3 Hes stupid? Learn howta fuckin spell. Its STUPID not Stuped!
1234alleyyy 6 months ago
heres a cus:SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CRACK ADDICT!!
thefatgreek1 6 months ago
what the fuckkk..?????
dillybarism 6 months ago
Shut the fuck up.
3FsJones 6 months ago
press 9 for jim carry
TriCakeDude 6 months ago
press and hold 1 for Couch hump
TriCakeDude 6 months ago
o.0
kawiigirl123 6 months ago
press:
2 for streeeeeet
3 for happy face !
4 for UGHHHHHH!
5 for all yall!
misterfunnyfunman 6 months ago
Here's some Cunt HO fuck mofo dick vag niger slut --u r all of them
coen716 6 months ago
um..
blueyesparkle1 6 months ago
i feel bad for his nieghbor
TAVEMIESTER 6 months ago
HAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOO FUNNY HES MAD
19funkybunny 6 months ago
what the freak?????
heidyandkathy217 6 months ago
lemme get somee of what you on, (:
missashlynlovesyou 6 months ago
the fuck
thebeat545 6 months ago
imo cuss ?? lol i love how he said that!!
SoJessicaful 6 months ago
I want what he's on.....not the gay part though....
TeetoyDeidara180 6 months ago
bitch got serious issues
aaronbonavia 6 months ago
wtf
ShawShaaaw 6 months ago
fag.
slimy5262 6 months ago
I spit out my ramen i was eating when i watched this cause i was laughing so hard, rotfl:D
robynwrestledabear 6 months ago
No more caffeine for u
MonkeyMaster02 6 months ago
wow
cailynnma09 6 months ago
i love his bizareness!
SHeSaDIFFerntCHIck 6 months ago
You know every cuss word in the book aye? Cunt wagon. Spit fuck.
flirtyninja98 6 months ago
All Of You Stop Bashing Because If You Don't Like Him Don't Watch His Fucking Videos You Morons
MultiDomo22 6 months ago
you stupid bro... get some pito in your cornhole.
mrleproso666 6 months ago
he/she didnt get his/her ass kicked enuff when he was little
RobsYoDaddy 7 months ago
rofl :D
madryanowns 7 months ago
ok seriously does he think he's funny
i had fuking nightmares about him. he's creepy az shit
DeadXandXForgotten 7 months ago
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LexiiIshRandom 7 months ago
i <3 his hair!
EmmaD542 7 months ago
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WHY YOU NOT A MAN??? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
justtrollingalong 7 months ago
I laughed so hard from 0:23 through ):52
L0ve4Cookies 7 months ago
who else does this remind of the exorcist?
eminem334455 7 months ago
It was so funny that I got scared then laughed really hard
chiuauers 7 months ago
you son of a beach
grljanzajecar 7 months ago