Funny Army Soldier Of The Month Board

[thewiccanboy]

Damn. This is funny as fuck. 12x nexth month March 6th.

[7headed10horned]

I don't know what's worst- the fact that I thought this was real at first, or the fact that it's believable for the Army to suck like this.

[Jews0nIce]

Those other effer best go unfuck themselves before someone else does it for them

[Squish192]

@No1general1 your making yourself look real smart right there

[straywolf5]

yea, this is gordon...ugh sux!

[elii901]

Lmbo!!! Poor kid

[valenciav89]

ahaha WOW! smh .... It's common senseless soldier's like that who screw it up for the next guy..

[im413]

Nasty Army.  Typical Shit Bird.

[Totalthewar]

Haha I've fucking moped and waxed this room.

[yourmother123uri]

Hahahahahahaha no words

[corvette200101]

good because i was about to say where is the CSM's rank and his unit patch and did he deploy? no combat patch.

[peque9807]

Ha ha...."have a seat" ha ha...

[fightingfutility]

fake but fucking hilarious

[SimpleEnigma16]

He said "I will always maintain" it's "I always maintain"...

[No1general1]

Pick up the chair DICKHEAD!!!! U American dumb ass... FUCKING brain washed darrrr

[thanifex]

You'd think this was BS. I showed this to my squad leader earlier and he turned a chair on it's side and called in one of our new guys. He told him to have a seat, and I shit you not, dumbass did the EXACT same damn thing!

It was awesome!.....Till 1SG poked his head in on us.....

[twistedcircle075]

this was a what not to do video

[mustanglover1985]

This is IET none of these kids have unit patches on their sleeves you can see when the come in

[sheediwop]

OMG...This video makes me laugh until I cry!! Its Hilarious!!

[hooah1999]

the soldiers creed its easy to rember but when ur put on the spot thats a diff story lol

[blavasci]

Too funny. I would say its staged but I'm in the navy and we got some pretty dumb ppl wouldn't be surprised if this was real rofl!

[therealswerv]

Damn

[josevonderric]

lmfao @ the soldier trying to sit on the chair! HAHAHAHAHA

[BoonesFarm50]

fake or real, that's some funny shit, wow

[hrebs1092]

haha i found this pretty funny, im joinin the army in the near the future

[anablackfury]

I miss 447 *sniff* *tear* but not that humidity and the stupity that continued after I left

[yourtony99]

What's sad is I know soldiers that would seriously try to sit in the chair like that at a board.

[xDangerousandSweetx]

hahaha. Fort Gordon.. Just left there..

[spartan117gw]

HOLY SHIT thats FIRST SERGEANT THOMAS i think

[Mdizzlefashizle]

r you serious? he sat on the ground

[ArmyGirlfriend1985]

Oh lord stupid civilians think they know everything i see from the comments...and that is not fuckin Ft. Hood I know I was stuck there

[ASAXON9]

f u sa maj .. hooah lol 

[aPokerastin8r]

Damn that private is fat...

[LuckyCharms699]

this shows u how stupid the army is..what a bunch of fucking retards.. semper fi

[goatnuts8288]

@LuckyCharms699 hahahaha. this is coming from a marine. you couldn't even tell the video was sarcasm hahahaha

[spartan117gw]

@LuckyCharms699 lol really, come visit the airborne mother fucker. hell that guy on left was my 1SG when i was there. lol this is just plain funny lol. but yeah. come visit the airborne .

[MrGadjetable]

Hooah 447 Sig BN!

I remember waxing that floor!

[noahMclark]

hahahahahaha that is a classic nervous PFC in front of a SGM freaking awesome

[UncommonAsian]

lmao - then ending was funny

[stoagy]

fort hood....

[stealthwolf01]

@stoagy why would you say fort hood? this is at fort gordon, ga.

[stoagy]

@stealthwolf01 cause i always hoped fort hood would be this funny... but i guess not

[ZeRagdoll]

@stealthwolf01 Lol, Signal Soldiers

[cody3580]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That shit is HILARIOUS!

[kyswifey07]

wow...............LoL are you serious fo real............you're supposed to fix the chair up right then sit

[sstarindia56]

THIS IS TO MUCH LOL I LOVE OUR ARMY :) I WONDER WHAT SIMON (AMERICAN IDOL ) WOULD OF DONE IN THIS ONE LOL

[kbrizzle87]

Is this real

[jet5832]

that's funny.I like the last part...

[BigMoneyBags]

thats really how it is to lol

[jsandoval1987]

@stealthwolf next time you post a video check your facts. I personally know the people in this video and was present for its filming. This was not an SOM board. It was merely a skit put on for a retiring CSM at his ceremony.

[stealthwolf01]

@jsandoval1987 are....are you serious? DUH it's not a SOM board..if it was the "CSM" would have his unit patch on and other stuff...for anyone who's enlisted..they would have noticed this..so i humored your response...happy? lol

[bubbabiscuits]

@jsandoval1987 yeah you can tell its fake,, ring,, good call bat.

[bubbabiscuits]

@jsandoval1987 yeah you can tell its fake,, ring,, good call bat.,, and its not, I WILL always maintain my arms,, its, ,I ALWAYS,, why is that so hard to figure out?

[kill3rturtl3]

@bubbabiscuits poor training in Basic and IET i see it every day

[bubbabiscuits]

@kill3rturtl3 ,, me too,, its a shame how bad things are getting here in the army, i blame all the civilians who think their opinion on how the military should run counts as something,, ive been a DS the last two years and only have 1 cycle left,, its rediculous what they can get away with nowadays

[kipper905]

im going to do this at the promotion board for my ROTC :D

[saisayasith]

@kipper905 no one gives a shit about ROTC.... I bet you are one of those fags, who thinks you have a degree in music allows you to lead people in combat... go fuck yourself before you post about ROTC.... I swear bunch of retarded butter bars... nothing but a glorified E1 Private

[kipper905]

@saisayasith you want a cookie for your smart ass comment?

[doomsdaydreadlocks]

LOL! Good ol' Ft. Gordon 447 for ya! Man, I know this was a spoof but I know for sure there have been moments like this where trainee's are just a mess in front of the higher ups. I was in Charlie 447 and it would not surprise me if things like this actually went down

[IJplum]

@simms151 your just jealous cause you didn't have big enough balls to go into the Marine Corps. The only idiot here is you, who obviously doesn't understand that regardless of branch, rank, or MOS everyone in the military serves a purpose. Your a f****** disgrace.

[polie3113]

HAHA I remember that place. I graduated in that room.

The soldiers in class A's don't unit patches cause they're still in AIT (job specific school for you civies) 25 Series Signal. "from flag and tourch in the civil war to signal satel....."

[polie3113]

HAHA I remember that place. I graduated in that room.

The soldiers in class A's don't unit patches cause they're still in AIT (job specific school for you civies) 25 Series Signal. "from flag and tourch in the civil war to signal satel....."

[Caleb4720]

haha at first funny then when I saw nothing on the board leaders uniform i was like dam that would have been good.

[Caleb4720]

dumb.

[stealthwolf01]

@Caleb4720 just jealous cuz u didnt think of it first xD

[hotpasta]

this is a fake video They dont even have unit patches on.

[MrIIRAWR]

I WAS LAUGHING AT THE LAST PART WTF HAHA

[Alsax1985]

SOLDIER UMMMM... rofl

[simms151]

@TheRitchhosa Semper Ubi Sub Ubi dumbfuck.

[simms151]

@TheRitchhosa Just another moron Jarhead overcompensating for a tiny penis

[DemiousStudios]

@TheRitchhosa

They must not teach you to form complete sentences or use proper grammar in the Marines huh..? I love the fact that every Marine in this comment thread uses all caps BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR 'TOUGH GUY'.

[icdumpepol]

normally for us its a 3 man board

[pocu321]

omg this was so funny. I was embarrassed for him. For the sake of the soldier, I do hope it was fake. ROTFLMBO!

[NickiMinajStreetTeam]

LOL you would never see a Marine of the Quarter Board like that 2 funny!!!!

[Jiggy99]

this is just not right at all

[arbnsapper]

Wow.... If this were my soldier i would have him fucking front, back, gooooooo for the next week.

[yourtony99]

@arbnsapper why?

[arbnsapper]

@yourtony99 Because that was ridiculous, soldiers are a direct reflection of their leadership and I would make sure that never happened again.

[yourtony99]

@arbnsapper Then I must have the worst leadership ever! lol Im a total piece of unmotivated crap.

[TheGreenSmoke]

how come the CSM doesn't have a unit patch?

[PhoenixEJ1]

Fuelers? 

[stealthwolf01]

@PhoenixEJ1 Actually it's Signal. 25B Information Technology Specialist :D...The computer geeks of the Army lol

[ebz617]

Littles you wish you were a CSM. this was funny though. its Hobson from AIT

[sade032183]

This is hilarious..... Whether it's real or fake. I can't believe there are some that take things so seriously. Breathe people. Gees it's just a video. Relax......

[3SG413]

there's no way this is real... this is truly sad///

[bishop4545]

must be nice to have enough time during the work to bullshit like this, real soldiers are currently down range fighting and bleeding out, and you and make fun of them... your a disgrace to the uniform you wear... train hard or dont train at all.... now go get a real job and RANGER the fuck UP !

[Todesmilch]

@bishop4545 lol you are fucking ridiculous.

[elevenbdawson]

@bishop4545 calm down nerd.

[motrinmedic]

@bishop4545 obviously you have time to get on youtube and watch it. get off youtube and start training you hypocrite. why don't you check your FM's and AR's and see what they say about downtime and esprit de corps.

[twoguysandavan84]

@bishop4545 jesus christ shut the fuck up the army isnt all down range bleeding out you idiot some of it is about having fun but fucktards like you always have to chime in with some stupid fucking comment such as yours

[bravobabyjukebox]

good to go army lmao good to go.

[zanitzeuken]

ironically, i've heard boards going this way. i hate ft. gordon. worst fucking place ever. overrun with civilians and elderly veterans trying to get to Eisenhower.

certainly looks like a practice board, but these are typical privates and typical senior ncos. LOL he said TAKE A SEAT - you couldve grabbed one from the back!! its all about UNQUESTIONING and RELENTLESS obedience with a dash of smart ass to guide your way thru boards.

[arbiterassassin]

Holy shit, Ive spent an entire night waxing that floor before haha Fort Gordon was the worst experience I've ever had.

[sodisua]

Fake...

[Fredmelott]

Damn what unit is that?

[DJPHINGAZ]

LOL..... WHEEEEEEEEW ...

[albrott]

wow the first pfc just screwed everything up. did you see how he just walked right in?

[leslierwalton]

I dont care rather this board was real or fake-IT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I ALMOST THREW UP...I almost miss the Army.

[armywife2248]

I don't know whether it is fake or not, but I have seen soldiers get put out of the board for not being prepared. This was too funny.

[Heronbone]

Fort Gordon! nice.

[LittleJ2008]

i'm getting out after 7 years but i'm going to miss this stuff LOL. the funny thing is, especially when i first came in, PVT's would be so scared that they probably would try to sit in the chair sideways. i remember my first board, forgot to salute after being dismissed and I remember my 1SG laughing and saying "peace". I knew I F'D up immediately hearing that.

[leslierwalton]

@LittleJ2008 Yeah, new soldiers "dont get paid to think".

[Yetsl]

I like it I mean you can tell this is fake no Pv2 would be going to the Soldier of the month board i will say this is funny though i like it

[Built2Fast]

@Yetsl Sorry dude but you have your facts mixed up. I have know all kinds of ranks from PVT to SPC that go to the Soldier of the Month Board.

[Yetsl]

@Built2Fast yea for a SOM Board you are right but for a promo board they can not go to you can not do a DA 3355 on a PFC

[Built2Fast]

@Yetsl This is ture of a PROMOTION BOARD. However, I refer you to the topic: Soldier of the Month Board. I am still LMAO at the dude trying to sit in the chair.. Seriously!!!!!!! I have soldiers that would do that though, for real..

[stevenm19870212]

he was doin good til the chair got him

[savvy1954]

LMAO!!!! too dumb to pick up the chair!!!!

[Hodge008]

lmao, i love when the pfc sits in the chair and all you hear in the background is a quiet "what the hell??" Good post.

[daressia]

lmao thats y im glad im reserve....

[jnxice]

lol where is that SGM's unit patch? ate up SGM!

[Devo8868]

Wow. I'm ashamed for the nco that prepared and sent these young privates. Set up for failure.

[thesouthvalley]

Lol go figure maybe if they were 73 OD BN he'd know how a chair works, graduating tomorrow whoaah, bye bye ft. Gordon. Remember people don't touch 369!!!

[TheAmberMichelle]

This is a real video. I know the CSM, and it's 551. Go figure.

[rbonilla18]

ay ay ay

[TheBeamishBoy]

this is fake and gay.... and these guys need to get a real job if they have time to do this shit

[TehAwesomeness]

@TheBeamishBoy You're commenting on a youtube video, you obviously have more time.

[thanifex]

Wow.... You three have single-handedly redefined what it means to be a moron.

[NatureBoy2007]

LMAO that was great....bravo

[335john]

Jesus help us. I belive I would have been murdered if i sent a soldier into the board like that, or I would murder him. good god. Last guy had discipline or was a complete retard glad none were 101st soldiers

[PhantomLover007]

God. This has to be from 447 or 551. Makes me wanna bash my head against the wall. Focking Privates...... :-\

[chadloz]

bahahahahah omg it looks fake cuz i know good and well the CSM wouldnt be that nice.

[padio73]

Not real!! CSM not even wearing a unit patch.

[TimDauk]

@padio73

Sometimes on boards SGM or president of the board will remove rank or unit patch. They are a CSM they can do whatever they want lol

[35november]

where are their unit patches?

[335john]

they are all remfs, and propable a shitty support unit

[FilipinoFabolous]

YO WTF??? THEY BUGGIN

[Trinidaddy1979]

I am sorry but I been to boards before and there is never a 3 man board proceeding so this tells me that this video is a fake. But good job at giving us military folks a good laugh...

[stealthwolf01]

@Trinidaddy1979 np lol it really was the CSM there and such...but it was funny as hell

[SuperJew4711]

@stealthwolf01 AIT Soldier of the Month Board.... not a promotion board.

This happened at Ft. Gordon, GA

[Shinugami]

@stealthwolf01 The only boards I've been through were 3-man boards. Maybe thats bc they were joint service.

[335john]

soldier of the month I have been in front of three people

[Vyppaaa11]

@Trinidaddy1979 Well the USAF Auxillary does 3 man boards normally.

[corinaldi]

i am rotflmao!!!

[fjwjr]

That didn't just happen!

[21393krader]

lol this is funny

[wolfe786]

wow

[rizzah42]

I got SOM tomorrow, crammin right now. 2 am in Germany. Video made a nice break.

[spasticsirch]

soldier....

[jsandoval1987]

Yeah this was a skit. Our CSM was retiring. Who posted this? I would like to know.

[luvisuzu]

lmfao. the guy at the end looked so serious until he took his seat.

[dwarvenpoweruchi]

good idea fairy!!!

[nita2527]

did he fool or he stupid??

[aoneintherain]

ahh, Fort Gordon. I'm so glad I'm gone

[Eyrae]

447, baby. lol Gotta love it.

[gaotu]

hahahah I got a kick outa that.  I was soldier of the mounth once, way back in the day. :-)

[Perryg20]

this was all just a joke a video put together for our CSM to laugh at before he left

[32CD]

This was acted out. stupid

[Jaydahighroller]

That was pretty funny! I thought it was for real at first. That's a cool ass CSM!

[kelrox0215]

that's freakin hilarious even if was just a skit lmfao

[drudevilx33]

that is fuckin amazing,, i was on the floor for like 10 mins...LOL!!!

[LifeSimulation]

Fort Gordon's finest.

[richshannon1]

OMG

[JessiLynn015]

this had to of been a set up... i am lmao though

[aramisathei]

You've gotta be kidding..

I finally understand why seniors hate running these boards so much.

[tr1980ey]

ive been to several boards in the army and won one company SOM. this is a joke thats meant to show that knowledge is good, but common sense and the ability to improvise when you arent sure is the most important thing.

[25q20]

The fisrt soldier i can understand he was a little nervous the brother thought he was at the club but the last guy what was he thinking