GAY FARMING ON THE MOON

[joaumgomes]

7:11

[Shadowthrone08]

Center for NUKULAR RE SEARCH

[aleshagrace]

umm I think I definitely found the dark sides of youtube...yikes lol i found this typing in pink floyd is gay......wow this totally qualifies

[CALLmeKcOnIcAl]

wtf is up with these comments

[Edd360]

i dont know WHAT the fuck is going on, but to me that mustache-glasses combo SCREENS frozen shit fucking toilet fisherman faggot

[AnterosOfTheNyboriag]

Nice rapist glasses. x3

[ohboyhey2k4]

man this guy knows some shit about that illuminati

[Crusae2000]

@MeridionalEcstasy the lucky star wants to do like 2 girls one cup but with another guy so he brought up the subject to sollicitate someone that would hopefully think like him and join him to do the male version of 2 girls 1 cup. With all the qualities listed above, he's a genious soon-to-be film producer!

[Crusae2000]

omg you are sooo sick and gross.... i have never heard of "farming" in the gay community!!! No wonder your wife left you!!! Yuck!

[AmericanReject2012]

@Crusae2000 fuck you robinson crueso

[TheTScotRhys]

@MeridionalEcstasy It figures, doesn't it, Ray?

[grahamers]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. brilliant!

[SayNoToTheism]

Is this guy for real? Because I agree with him.

[pazomblez]

this is a classic, man. still one of my favourites, out of all of your work.

[AmericanReject2012]

@pazomblez me too.. the farming thing is sick.

[diresword56762]

...WOW! I wish I didn't hear that bro. They fuck there ass with the other guys frozen shit.....Fuck I feel bad that you got accused of that.

[AmericanReject2012]

@diresword56762 its a sick world my friend.

[AmericanReject2012]

@MeridionalEcstasy ok.. I gotta ask what sex you are?

[fuhoney]

Dude, you're a fucking liar, you made this entire thing up! 1) You stumbled into a bar and you didn't know it was a Gay bar. 2) You dropped a coin in the toilet. 3) You decided it was a good idea to put your hand in the toilet to get it back and it was only worth 2 pounds, as you say? 4) Then someone sees you doing it and tells you "no farming"???? 5) Then the guy explains what it is to you???? 6) If this were true, wouldn't Hetero guys do this to women also, where there is only one bathroom???

[AmericanReject2012]

@fuhoney lol. you said.. "if this were true wouldnt hetero guys do this to women also?"

That just makes you look like a dick.

[fuhoney]

@AmericanReject2012 After I left my comment I saw you had other video posts so

I checked some of those out and now realize you are only joking,

however you appear to be so serious you should be on stage, you're that good!

[fuhoney]

@AmericanReject2012 ... But why would me saying Hetero guys would do it to women also make me look like a dick??? I'm gay and NEVER herd of that or any other gay guy mentioning anything serious about scatology or sex with gerbils other than jokingly but it's probably just a Hetero thing made up about Homos to make us seem even more disgusting. Then again anything and everything is possible, I guess...

[Ostiique]

You're in denial you faggot. Just admit it and I won't mean it as an insult.

[AmericanReject2012]

@Ostiique Please mean it as an insult then that makes you a small minded homophobic fool.

[longfootbuddy]

wow, gay turd farming.. something new everyday..

[1dotonly]

is that a Battles - Mirrored poster on your wall?

[AmericanReject2012]

@1dotonly yeah, pretty good album. Not my sort of thing normally but one of my housemates introduced me to them

[jman9295]

the moon doesn't spin, jerk wad

[mechanism8]

You may not believe in God my friend, but just try reading this passage Psalm 27:3,5,13-14 and say a short prayer, as honestly as you can from your heart. Just for 120 seconds or so, put all prejudices aside and pray. Besides, wats there to lose... I hope and pray that you will soon get back on your feet and find happiness and joy.

[Gm3pr0]

@mechanism8 Amen. AmericanReject2012 i hope you find something you need man... and its not nice to try and discredit others religons. You seem paranoid. I will pray for you.

[AmericanReject2012]

@Gm3pr0 dont waste your breath praying to a phony god for me

[Fergman65]

Is anyone else reminded of Sam Rockwell by this fellow?

[skylinesoldat]

Thanks for sharing your gay club Story,i'm sure you have more.

[FatalOx]

funny acting

[BushChenney08]

You should put a turd in your tinfoil hat and freeze it.

[Yrhp8268]

There seems to be something very phony about this guy; although, I can't quite put my finger on what it is. This seems to be a character he puts on. Again, I'm not 100% sure, but I sense something very, very fake about his persona.

[sanarkhos]

proper-gander tool, al-coilitis, can't be serious...

[swiftknife5005]

kmfdmkid2000 is a fag

[abysmalparadox]

this video is a work of art lol

[pazomblez]

lmao, the gay theories...

[nurikosguardian]

propergander

[Feralbreed]

This guy is absolutely brilliant.

[CanineFaeces]

"God be a useless cunt" - Bad Boy Bubby. I have to say that whenever someone mentions God. The farming thing was hilarious. The Illuminati lol. Watch The Amazing Atheist's video on the Illuminati, it's fun.

[MagikGimp]

lol u r so gy, I mean gay

[jkejke]

Wooo! I thought this was awesome! Wooo!

[Fwirl]

i wanna take you to a gay bar

gay bar

gay bar

:o

[TruthWielder]

Christ you are eccentric sir. Good for you! Keep on keeping on.

[johngalt360m]

welcome to the nhk?

[AmericanReject2012]

@johngalt360m .. what is the 'nhk'?

[447GHT]

@AmericanReject2012

the NHK is a japanese tv station.

welcome to the NHK is a japanese "light novel" about a young man who is disillusioned with a society and how he meets a girl that helps him out. kind of a magical realism book in a way. i hope that happens to you soon, man.

[downloadattachment]

lol what a random kient

[AmericanReject2012]

@downloadattachment .. what is a 'kient'?

[downloadattachment]

@AmericanReject2012 it's yiddish for 'guy'

[dowmein]

You are the awesomest guy on the internets.

[baterije]

Hilarious!

[baterije]

Hilarious!

[duriandecay]

This video was hard to watch because of how you didn't know what to say.

[socialyawkward1337]

your wife left you because you are gay.

[AmericanReject2012]

Takes one to know one.

[radiatsiya]

"yeah, and i just, stumbled into another gay bar..."

[kmfdmkid2000]

@AmericanReject2012 WTF are you some gayer version of Pee Wee Herman?

You are a Lolcow. It's official.

[AmericanReject2012]

@kmfdmkid2000 .. yeah its 'official' because you said it right?.. I am actually straight, not that it matters.

[kmfdmkid2000]

@AmericanReject2012 Yeah, things become official when people say they are, it's certainly not the robot masters of the universe declaring you officially a closet homo.

In this context your gayness has an implied double meaning. One in the fact that you most likely fantasize about Richard Simmons railing you his chubby oldie, and two, an implied "gheyness" in which you are a sub-human, or as the Indian culture would refer to as "untouchable" and not up to standards of avoiding Lolcow-ism.

[AmericanReject2012]

@kmfdmkid2000 .. whatever.. your mom and me .. etc.

[kmfdmkid2000]

@AmericanReject2012 See? Lolcow. =) I don't know who's more entertaining, you or Chris Chan. You two should hook up, he does occasionally like to pretend he's a woman. I understand in the gay culture, you guys value that seeing it as the best of both worlds in one "package".

[AmericanReject2012]

@kmfdmkid2000 .. You are so witty man! You should make a video and upload it.. oh wait, you obviously dont have the guts, thats why you only have that stupid 'black betty' video on your page. You seem to be obsessed with your theory that I am gay.. so you are either homophobic or you yourself are actually gay.. maybe you are confused?

[smopoo]

This was on Encyclopedia Dramatica - you are now IMMORTAL!

[lykenthejeeb]

ROFL :L

[MrConfusingable]

I just look up gay farming. You weren't lying!

[AmericanReject2012]

@MrConfusingable .. i never lie

[AmericanReject2012]

I am still slightly unsure what a 'troll' actually is.?

[wissam24]

Haha, Ray you make me laugh so much.

[SaliWho]

That was an accident. I didn't mean to press Enter then. Maybe Jesus made me do it. Anyway, I've been watching your videos for the last hour, and I want you to know how great they are! If you do live gigs, I want to see! I messaged you on Twitter earlier. Get back on there! You could promote your videos to more people. xx

[SaliWho]

I'm not sure I've ever commented on a Youtube video before. Always been afraid I'll become one of the terrifying freaks who comment on Sesame Street videos to call Kermit a fag.

[SimonCowellAI]

homosexuals are actually demons practicing witchcraft by retrieving their feces. Witches believe they can cast spells on people by using personal articles of a person, but their feces would be much more powerful than a glove or hat, etc.

[AmericanReject2012]

@SimonCowellAI .. interesting viewpoint, I am not sure that all gays are demons, that is a little harsh.

[MrConfusingable]

rofl

[SimonCowellAI]

my dumb video of the Kate Perry song backwards got more views than this, but this is a wonderful video, you deserve more hits.

[MrConfusingable]

He should change tags/description in his channel/videos so he can be found on search engines. I get his style. It's like Bill Hicks (but blogging comedy not not standup comedy). He talks about conspiracy theories and make jokes at the same time.

[AmericanReject2012]

@MrConfusingable .. hey, how do you think i should change my tags?

[MarkQP]

pretty cool vid

[iamweapon]

so what do you like to do when you're not accidentaly stumbling into gay bars?

[AmericanReject2012]

@iamweapon .. Walk alone on the streets, eat shitty food, smoke/drink, the usual shit.

[iamweapon]

do you have a job?

[Arkayer]

Eating shit isn't healthy.

As far as I know.

[koms5ive9ine4our]

This guy is fucking awesome.

Reminds me of Johnny Depp's character from the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[SBIMoFo]

Frozen dinner

[ifm2181]

So, did you get your coin back, or what?

[AmericanReject2012]

@ifm2181 .. yeah, I had to clean it but i got it back

[SuperObama2012]

omg... Illuminati fag xD anon would smash him

[BlkUnk]

this is a joke right??? options are two; you are bloody brillant (in a columbo fashion) or you are the most dull (but wierd) person i have ever seen.... pls tell me which.....

[AmericanReject2012]

@BlkUnk ... both and all of them without anything?

[eggmanne]

dude, you are alright ^_^

[michaelretriever]

WTF?? W - T - F ??

[VirginiaAnon]

wat is this i dont even

[morecatholicthanyou]

The FIEND! The FIEND! I would say "my ears--my EARS!" due to his lips-upon-penis-smacking sounds--but that FACE!

[joemama142]

this guy is definitely into the frozen shit condom trick and this video is him explaining it.

[IFknHateUTube]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[AkamuSlayer]

"Adam and...Steve"

It was at this point of the video that i clicked Subscribe.

[zinjax]

This man has obviously tried the frozen shit in condom trick.

[AmericanReject2012]

@zinjax .. yeah I did ..with your mom.

[zinjax]

So did I. Everyone has.

[bentsimon]

This is probably the most interesting thing I've seen on youtube for a while.

From the glory of the planets to the freezing of shit from gaybars.

I think it expresses a lot about how diverse the universe can be.

This guy is a character from a road trip movie that needs to be made.

5 stars.

[Shonbi]

Pastronauts? :O

[kungfro]

I don't see a "drunk" tag.

[omgtsn]

This man has done it for the trullz.

[highpathresident]

I think the practice of freezing a shit and fucking yourself in the arse with it is called space dogging or something like that. You're familiar with the urban dictionaery, I'm sure it's in there somewhere.

[BunrakukenIII]

They see me trollin.

They farmin.

[KenCat1337]

LOLOLOL Is this guy legit, or is he a troll?

Brilliant!

[BlkUnk]

has to be... its tooo crazy...

[idiosincratica]

This is the most entertaining thing I've seen on youtube in a while. Hats off to you sir!

[RamHatx]

LMAO

[TheTScotRhys]

I always love this never ending Luddite conspiracy bullshit. 2012 OMG the END of the World! The Aztecs or Mayans or whatever you want to call a bunch of dead and gone Mexican wahoos predict the END in 2012. Wrong their end came in 1521. Hahahahaha. The Whites in the West rule on! TSR

[AmericanReject2012]

@TheTScotRhys .. What do you mean by 'the whites rule on'?

[TheTScotRhys]

Trollin, trollin, trollin...trollin, trollin, trollin...Rawhiiiiiiiiide! Interogative; What is the opposite of illumanati? Response; luddite! Problem; What is the square root of fuck all? Solution; FUCK YOU! Hahahaha, ftw! TSR

[BunrakukenIII]

Addendum: Fist can also be a verb.

[sirsethaniel]

this is probably one of the more ridiculous and racist things ive read in a while.

[Ultrajack100]

@TheTScotRhys they weren't in mexico bro; they were in southern central and south america

[TheTScotRhys]

Really? No Aztec or Maya in Mexico? I dunno esse, maybe we should look in a book or something. Try a geography or history book. Cheese and rice. I am sure you're correct Ultrajack100, per your self proclaimed genius. TSR

Post script; Thanks to ED for a few more seconds of entertainment. But, I grow bored of this subject. Back to Scarlet takes a tumble. Goodbye.

[skonkfactory]

The Moon doesn't actually have a fixed "dark side". What it has is a "far side". The Moon is tidally locked to the Earth, so we only see one side. At any time, just like the Earth, the side facing away from the Sun is dark.

[chopseh]

astronorts

[poystia]

i hate u.

[poystia]

i honestly do

[DenPilske]

Harry Potter, Age: 40

[83AndrewL]

You entertain me. So many vloggers are boring, or just plain stupid. But you are... different. I like that.

[AmericanReject2012]

@83AndrewL .. thanks man.

[policey9876]

The internet is laughing at you.

[BigFuckingTony]

I dunno what is more sad...the fact that you were fishing through a toilet for two fuckin pounds or the fact that you took your time to talk about it on a site that is visited by a bunch of people...

[wifebeater61]

@BigFuckingTony

you taking the time to write that is by far the "most sad" fact of the three.

[AmericanReject2012]

@wifebeater61 .. indeed, i bet 'big fucking tony' is a big fucking homosexual who does the sort of things i mentioned in this video.

[thripsys61]

holy shit, are you Bill Waterson?

you look like Bill Waterson...

Can you please make a video where you state using your own voice if you are or are not Bill Waterson?

I don't trust these text comments. They could absolutely be written by some drunken crack rock smoking illuminati skull and bones jerk that is definitely not you and doesn't want me to know the truth

[AmericanReject2012]

@thripsys61 .. what? just because i have glasses and a moustache? come on.. he is dead right?

[0SexyEd0]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL video wins.

[Alaron251]

Wow that's disturbing.

[Killerdogg122]

am 12, wat is dis?

[ZackyHaz2289]

Dude, Ur pretty smart and jesus sucks asss

[Zockblin172]

LOL WUT

[NarsilFMJ]

the illuminati want ur brianz!!!

[dano555666]

@NarsilFMJ The illuminati is just another fucking smart move on their part.

The real secret society we wouldn't even know the fucking name of. All the conspiracy people get distracted with baboon sounding names so that people think they're stupid. Real as aspects are, it's just like David Ickes bullshit.

The real fuckers don't have some fucking club with magic rings. They just turn up, smoke and talk about how to fuck us harder.

[AmericanReject2012]

This is the theory that i subscribe to. i have always found it hard to believe that if there was a shadowy elite running the world then there is no way that we the people would know about it

[Solypsys]

Seek help, there's still time.

[AmericanReject2012]

@Solypsys .. help yourself

[ierig]

6:35 "arrange it on a plinth" is one of the funniest lines of all time. EPIC WIN

[oddnyi]

LOL i thought gay farming was bending over and waiting for some one to stick it in your pooper!

[drwook]

sir,

i don't know

[Killipo]

Without a doubt, the best video I have ever seen on youtube. You seem a little fucked up though.

[AmericanReject2012]

thanks on both counts

[Stormwern]

cool story bro

[hightimesbruce]

Hello Ray. Just wanted you to know that Encyclopediadramatica featured this video. Maybe it can help you get more noticed.

[gluntford]

it's a new world order propagander tool

[AmericanReject2012]

what is?

[inphlux]

You are brilliant!

[KwipperTheBear]

.... what... the fuck?

[gorillazfan2006]

riveting tale, chap

[Kidd724]

A+++++++++++ would watch again

[policey9876]

dude, quit crying and kill yourself

[AmericanReject2012]

yeah.. you would like that right? twisted fuck. fuck off some place else with your hatred. prick

[policey9876]

what... are you scared?

chickennnn!

SCARDY CAT!

[AmericanReject2012]

@policey9876 .. are you calling me chicken? and a 'scardy cat'? what is that by the way?

[policey9876]

It means you're a pussy and wont do it.

[AmericanReject2012]

@policey9876 .. won't do what?

[policey9876]

wont kill yourself because you have as much balls as a 12 year old girl.

[AmericanReject2012]

@policey9876 . You are a twelve year old girl.

[CatFaceGypsy]

which means AmericanReject is interested

[AmericanReject2012]

@CatFaceGypsy . yeah, whatever. ass face stinking gypsy.

[roskoken]

i dont think NASA will let you farm for shit on the moon either :(

[AmericanReject2012]

damn nasa always scuppering my plans

[pyromania54]

I'm not certain if this is a gimmick or not. Either way, pure win. I salute you, sir.

[DarrynTheStrange]

The Sun - brainwashing you with Pg3 Titz an propaganda.

[CallitSane]

Dude, are you in the movie Napoleon Dynamite?

[ChibiMikuHatsune]

Ew wtf is wrong with people seriously >_>

[AlbroNova]

You are awesome.

[KoKayn3]

From the makers of Pedophile Beards... "Rapist Glasses"

[TaZisme123]

this guy sounds like my dad.

[AmericanReject2012]

Your dad has a sexy voice right?

[mykelismykel]

you remind me of a call of cthulhu investigator that has lost a good amount of sanity points

i think i may have a cure for you though:

/watch?v=BWT07iRvI9M

[Yamauzura10]

Thank you for this throbbing slice of delicious, warming and most refreshing wit.

[AmericanReject2012]

my pleasure, and thankyou for appreciatin. a throbbing slice is better than a flacid slice.

[gisbrei]

Good satire

[ScotIncognito]

£2 is a minuscule amount of cash to be sticking your hands down a public shitter for. How poor are you? Do you go to gay bars to try and score free drinks from homosexuals or something? Thanks for the story good luck growing your hair.