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  • 1:12 lol

  • You guys need to listen to better Hip Hop music..lol

  • "Watch me crank that soulja boy then superman that ho."

    Priceless!!!

  • how much did you pay that bum at the end there?

  • That one girl who was like shit shit shit after he told her he wanted to lick her.... She wanted it.

  • Pick em up dressed as homeless people, From England <3

  • id like them to try and pick up the fit chick at @2:58

  • xD! "fucking magnets how do they work" how he worked that in was pro

  • When he came out the bushes i loled so hard.

  • Lol @ people who say these girls give fake numbers. Its amazing what you can pull when you show unwavering confidence and dont give a foooooooook. What people dont realize is the rap lyrics are actually a BENEFIT to these guys, not a handicap. It lets them be free from caring about an outcome.

  • That awkward moment..... through out the video......

  • "Say hoe...... Can I ask you a question....? Would you happen to have any great punan?"

    -Tech N9ne-

  • LIKE A BOSS.

  • This is actually legit game. It works so well I don't even think the Rap lyrics thing is a handicap

  • Lol, these video are grea- OH SHIT ITS 1:42 AM

  • its 415..

  • Since when is LMFAO rap xD

  • wow i adore u guys for being so loose and just start talking to random chicks.

  • Try picking up Girls While making Animal noises! :) that'd be pretty funny.

  • Whats the intro song name ?

  • That guy at 4:52 was hoping to score with that blonde.

  • can you guys do one using michael jackson lyrics??

  • EVERY GIRLS NUMBER STARTED WITH 4-1-5 LMFAO

  • @brobinson95 its the san francisco area code

  • They probably have so many girls numbers on their phone

  • how many times do you not call the numbers you get.. or do you ever call these girls?

  • Thumbs up for awkward ending.

  • lmao at the shaggy lyrics

  • 3:38 writing the number on paper? 

  • 4:00 ..."to the sweat drip down my balls" oh wait, I got baby powder in there..not gonna drip down any sweat tonight ;)

  • To The The Window to the wall, till sweat drips down my balls hahahahahah :D

  • @moijesuismoi99 looks  like san fran

  • Where are do u guys do these pick ups? In which city are you ?

  • Guys asking if the numbers are legit, use your eyes. They call some where their standing to confirm.

  • This is the only channel on which I am smiling from start to finish in EVERY SINGLE VIDEO. I love you guys.

  • @NuclearThermos its cuz you're a fucking virgin lmao

  • @oHU22ICANEo They're funny as hell... What does that have to do with being a virgin?

  • pick up girls while asking them if they would like to squeeze the sperm out of your balls in public in a slyting though. That would be epic.

  • Pick up girls with an Italian accent!

  • ahahaha alright alright alright alright alright alright hey now ladies........ no

  • hahahah he used Eminem!!!!

  • that guy at the end was probably thinking him and her can write a bad romance

  • 0:43 i used that and got a number. hahaha. they dont stop laughing.

  • Do it dressed up as a rapper or gangster, you up for the challenge?

  • "they need an excuse to suck our cocks." BAHAHAHHAHA

  • I cringe everytime I watch these videos. But their so funny lol

  • Pick up girls while licking a hotdog?... SO AWESOME.

  • Wait.. What happened when he came out of the bushes?

    "hey girl, wait until you see my... oohhh"

  • wait! why didn't he talk to her at 2:58 right behind him?

  • cheeeeeeesy

  • thumbs up if you hear the kid singing justin beiber at 3:54

  • How many times do these girls give you a fake number?

  • @PSNghiadriver they tell them to call them on the spot.

  • @PSNghiadriver

    why would they give them fake number? Do you think they are to shy, to say no?! These guys are fun and pretty good looking (no im not gay) :D that is what are women looking for. :*

  • @PSNghiadriver I wonder how many times a girl gives you her real number

  • wtf he came out of the bushes lmao!!

  • FUCKING MAGNETS!!!!!!! how do those shits work HAHAHAHA!!!! that is the worst song ever lol. i love that you used that.

  • Do pickups at In-N-Out...I'm sure there's plenty of material on that.

    Animal style anyone?

  • ROFL at 99 problems 

  • How many of those phone numbers were fake?

  • YOU GUYS ROCK!

  • My favorite part is "you can find me at the club bottle full of bub" hehehehehe

  • Pick up girls, although, this time, you must pretend you have tourettes.

  • 4:55

    why he go away?that old guy is ready to be pickin'

  • 2:35 fucking magnets dude

  • 0:41

    Whoooooooooo ?

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  • do the numbers ever fuckin work...

  • 0:46

    Her mind was full of fuck.

  • hahahahahahahaha the old lady at 2:57

  • what is the intro song called?

  • soooo do you actually take them to lunch?

  • MAGNETS

    

  • I think these girls are giving up their numbers out of pure fear

  • Seriously, how many of these douchebag self-proclaimed "pick up artists"are there?  The proliferation of these odious losers is an indictment on today's society.

  • @IU90 Why do you watch these videos then? Watch something else!

  • hahahhahaha lovvee ittt...... :D

  • That girl got creeped the f out by the "i wanna lick u from ur head to ur toes" xD

  • At 0:57 it looks like a Mersedes McLaren drives by. It might be an SL 65 though.

  • @AVHockey7 its SL55...

  • @swamigal Damn nice job picking that up.

  • "OH Shit ...shit" Lmao

  • 2:53 fuckn bauss

  • Wait till you see my OHH LOL

  • If you actually really think about it.

    Most of these girls, judging from the way they talk and their reactions..... are fucking lame.

    When you see a hot bitch, you never really think about them being ordinary lame ass bitches.

  • @mochopz Exactly, hot girls are just like normal girls, but attractive, so they get guys intimidated. When in reality they are just like everyone else.

  • Where is the P-NIS Pickup Vid? This was awesome!

  • 4:40 | That was fucking weird LMAO

  • 1:05 she looks and sounds like she's fine as shit.

  • if you can pull of world of warcraft that would be fucking god like.

  • 4:14 lol!

  • uhm, we're gonna go to the window, to the wall... to the sweat drip down my balls

  • LOL at kong with the ludacris line at 4:11

  • Why the hell did they give you a number?

  • Really hot girl at 2:56 .... haha busted!!

  • hahahaha

    

  • Try to like dress up as Marvel people and pick up girls

  • stop kitting on 5s and 6s go for a 10

  • You can come watch me do the Soulja Boy and Superman That HOE hahaha!!!!

  • Just props for the size of the balls these guys have. I'm only like that when I've had 10 beers or more. Or at least I think I am.

  • try this with lil b's lyrics, guaranteed to work!!

  • Pick up old grandma's, like at 2:55 ;). I bet you can't for 100$

  • please do a marijuana phrases picking up ..

    

  • @dzugi no wtf. smoking is not attractive at all

  • Hello I'm Kong... King-Kong...

  • Jason is the shit lol

    

  • Pick up girls in shops or supermarket xD

  • LMAO 4:04

  • Union Square,San Francisco!!!

  • 4:33 asian accent really started to come out there lol

  • you guys are epic 

  • sorry is that uh, ur girlfriend?

    uh... no im talking on the phone

  • fucking magnets, how do they work?!!

  • hey, you wanna know my number? it's 911! :)

  • all these girls numbers u need to invite them on a date all at the same time/place

    [=

  • holy shit one of them is my ex gf

  • i think that guy would want to be me idk if he wants to be him

  • 4:17 Him : " You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub "

    Her :" mami I got what u need .. "

    hahahahah ...

  • - aite aite aite aite aite now ladies.....hi im jesse

    - nnnooooooooooohhh.

  • 1:28 TRUE EPICALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you do realize that 99% of the girls gave them wrong numbers.....?

  • @MAnGaThaBOy how do you figure?

  • Do one where you are all wearing Ghillie suits, cammos and dressed as soldiers and make it army themed.

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  • subscribed. You guys are the shit!

  • The girl at 0:48 had an orgasm as soon as he said that he wants to lick her from head to toe.

  • lol at 2:57 that lady looks like shes about to do something to kong

    

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  • jesse and kong are gooood ,, the other one is so dumb

  • shout out to the BAY!!!!!! go Giants!!

  • Kong is da man.

  • 2:58 LOL at the creepy granny walking by. for a second, i thought she was gonna touch his ass

  • She : No no no no

    Kong: oke. Yes yes yes yes oke?

    epic fail so hilarious :p

  • WTF YOU GUYS WERE IN SF!!!!! NO!!!! I wish I was there

  • Pick up a girl with a seriously visible boner.

  • looks like ANYONE can get a girl in America!

  • Do you even call these girls?

  • @longthekiller1 they dont

  • soon you guys will get too big and all the girls will recognize you.

  • Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

    xD

  • lol at 4:50

  • I'm wondering if the phone numbers are really from the girls or they give fake numbers..

  • i thought of this "what's your favorite color? mine's green, wanna know why? cuz it matches the color when i 'make it rain, make it rain on them hoes'". Good, bad? 0__o

  • i love these guys they give me confidence and motivation. you'd guys be gods if you could pickup girls without saying anything. sign language maybe?

  • Why are they blocking out their faces? I understand its for privacy issues but how do we know they aren't going after 4s and 5s instead of 8s, 9s, and dimes...... Just stating not hating

  • @vaddy23 4's and 5's are the same as 8's and 9's when it comes to picking up women bro

  • @irecordeverthing Wait what? You lost me there man............. Anyways the asian dude Kong says some of the wall shit perfect wingman material hahaha.

  • OHHH ...SHIT..shit. favourite reaction <3

  • hahaha funny

  • OMG! 4:36 that girl didn't have a phone... She wrote it with her pencil :P

  • This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

  • lol that dude got pwned at da end

  • lol thats waz up

  • lol@ poor man dont even know what hit him at the end.

  • do you have a dog? I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Quick thinking.

  • Lmao

  • wtf usually if i try the first pickup line i get slapped in the face :/

  • the girls reaction at 0:43 lol

  • 3:40 I cant believe that she didnt fall for Lose Yourself....

    Eminem Forever!!!

  • what the fuck?

    im DOING THIS WHEN SCHOOL STARTS

  • I agree with H0w2rs , that would be funny. Lmfaooooo

  • 1:12 "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" LOLOLOLOL

  • do pick up when you dress like a gangster

  • Pick up girls with raging boners.

  • laughing too hard at these videos... Subscribed :)

  • 0:48 ahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!

  • pick up girls with a boner

  • lmao picture this we were both but naked banging on the bathroom floor.

  • I wonder how many of the numbers they give you are fake.

  • You should try to pick up old women

  • does someone can get this men medals???????

  • 4:49 Is a perfect example of how stupid people fucking are dumbass lady.