Lol @ people who say these girls give fake numbers. Its amazing what you can pull when you show unwavering confidence and dont give a foooooooook. What people dont realize is the rap lyrics are actually a BENEFIT to these guys, not a handicap. It lets them be free from caring about an outcome.
ME AND MY BROTHER LOST OUR PARENTS AT A YOUNG AGE. THE ONLY THING I EVER DID WAS PLAY BALL AND ALL HE EVER DID WAS MUSIC. WELL HE JUST BEGAN PUTTING HIS MUSIC ON YOUTUBE AND ONE OF HIS SONGS IS CURRENTLY IN A CONTEST TO GET 1000 LIKES FIRST. ITS CALLED "THE BEST". HES DOING GOOD SO FAR. HIS VIDEOS IS ON MY CHANNEL. PLEASE HIT THE LIKE BUTTON FOR HIM IF HE WINS THE CONTEST HIS VID GETS PUT IN A HIGH TRAFFIC ZONE FOR A WEEK. THAT COULD SAIL THE SONG OFF. THANK YOU
I have a question, so all these girls who give their number does that mean it can guarantee you that you will get her on bed ? I mean do they give their number in order to seek a relationship or just to be freinds ?
why would they give them fake number? Do you think they are to shy, to say no?! These guys are fun and pretty good looking (no im not gay) :D that is what are women looking for. :*
Seriously, how many of these douchebag self-proclaimed "pick up artists"are there? The proliferation of these odious losers is an indictment on today's society.
@mochopz Exactly, hot girls are just like normal girls, but attractive, so they get guys intimidated. When in reality they are just like everyone else.
i thought of this "what's your favorite color? mine's green, wanna know why? cuz it matches the color when i 'make it rain, make it rain on them hoes'". Good, bad? 0__o
Why are they blocking out their faces? I understand its for privacy issues but how do we know they aren't going after 4s and 5s instead of 8s, 9s, and dimes...... Just stating not hating
@irecordeverthing Wait what? You lost me there man............. Anyways the asian dude Kong says some of the wall shit perfect wingman material hahaha.
1:12 lol
bostnmagic 12 hours ago
You guys need to listen to better Hip Hop music..lol
gangstamind187 14 hours ago
"Watch me crank that soulja boy then superman that ho."
Priceless!!!
TiagoTiagoT 2 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
how much did you pay that bum at the end there?
broddewig 3 days ago
That one girl who was like shit shit shit after he told her he wanted to lick her.... She wanted it.
MrJoecaldwell 3 days ago
Pick em up dressed as homeless people, From England <3
WolveZGuY 3 days ago
id like them to try and pick up the fit chick at @2:58
12arsenalboi 3 days ago
xD! "fucking magnets how do they work" how he worked that in was pro
TheJuggaloTwiztid 5 days ago
When he came out the bushes i loled so hard.
ninjashidan 5 days ago 2
Lol @ people who say these girls give fake numbers. Its amazing what you can pull when you show unwavering confidence and dont give a foooooooook. What people dont realize is the rap lyrics are actually a BENEFIT to these guys, not a handicap. It lets them be free from caring about an outcome.
MikeyLee 5 days ago
That awkward moment..... through out the video......
bltinthehood 6 days ago in playlist Get Her Number!
"Say hoe...... Can I ask you a question....? Would you happen to have any great punan?"
-Tech N9ne-
iTeriyakid 6 days ago
LIKE A BOSS.
mcrdigitalretouch 6 days ago
This is actually legit game. It works so well I don't even think the Rap lyrics thing is a handicap
zinizterz 1 week ago
Lol, these video are grea- OH SHIT ITS 1:42 AM
infomaster4 1 week ago
its 415..
LEMUNZZ 1 week ago
Since when is LMFAO rap xD
zSilentGhost 1 week ago
wow i adore u guys for being so loose and just start talking to random chicks.
lionw8 1 week ago
Try picking up Girls While making Animal noises! :) that'd be pretty funny.
Lee603ThaRapper 1 week ago
Whats the intro song name ?
8milestogo 1 week ago
That guy at 4:52 was hoping to score with that blonde.
hexapod2000 1 week ago
can you guys do one using michael jackson lyrics??
baracade234 1 week ago
EVERY GIRLS NUMBER STARTED WITH 4-1-5 LMFAO
brobinson95 1 week ago
@brobinson95 its the san francisco area code
tokwa316 1 week ago
They probably have so many girls numbers on their phone
samelf07 1 week ago
how many times do you not call the numbers you get.. or do you ever call these girls?
Jordan121214 1 week ago
Thumbs up for awkward ending.
lomden 1 week ago
lmao at the shaggy lyrics
SublimeSati 1 week ago 29
3:38 writing the number on paper?
ShredHeavenly 1 week ago
4:00 ..."to the sweat drip down my balls" oh wait, I got baby powder in there..not gonna drip down any sweat tonight ;)
xmcMaEc 1 week ago
To The The Window to the wall, till sweat drips down my balls hahahahahah :D
BakBakBok 2 weeks ago
@moijesuismoi99 looks like san fran
MyGeoProject 2 weeks ago
Where are do u guys do these pick ups? In which city are you ?
moijesuismoi99 2 weeks ago
Guys asking if the numbers are legit, use your eyes. They call some where their standing to confirm.
WhoElseButKris 2 weeks ago
This is the only channel on which I am smiling from start to finish in EVERY SINGLE VIDEO. I love you guys.
NuclearThermos 2 weeks ago
@NuclearThermos its cuz you're a fucking virgin lmao
oHU22ICANEo 1 week ago
@oHU22ICANEo They're funny as hell... What does that have to do with being a virgin?
NuclearThermos 1 week ago
pick up girls while asking them if they would like to squeeze the sperm out of your balls in public in a slyting though. That would be epic.
m9u7shuriken 2 weeks ago
Pick up girls with an Italian accent!
Themmicillo 2 weeks ago
ahahaha alright alright alright alright alright alright hey now ladies........ no
johnathan3gameking 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hahahah he used Eminem!!!!
camron77777 2 weeks ago
that guy at the end was probably thinking him and her can write a bad romance
RamirezRoyalty 2 weeks ago
0:43 i used that and got a number. hahaha. they dont stop laughing.
CaliMario64 2 weeks ago
Do it dressed up as a rapper or gangster, you up for the challenge?
PresidentAlen 2 weeks ago
"they need an excuse to suck our cocks." BAHAHAHHAHA
kudos1567 2 weeks ago
I cringe everytime I watch these videos. But their so funny lol
31MillerTime31 2 weeks ago
Pick up girls while licking a hotdog?... SO AWESOME.
DragoDino5 3 weeks ago
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ME AND MY BROTHER LOST OUR PARENTS AT A YOUNG AGE. THE ONLY THING I EVER DID WAS PLAY BALL AND ALL HE EVER DID WAS MUSIC. WELL HE JUST BEGAN PUTTING HIS MUSIC ON YOUTUBE AND ONE OF HIS SONGS IS CURRENTLY IN A CONTEST TO GET 1000 LIKES FIRST. ITS CALLED "THE BEST". HES DOING GOOD SO FAR. HIS VIDEOS IS ON MY CHANNEL. PLEASE HIT THE LIKE BUTTON FOR HIM IF HE WINS THE CONTEST HIS VID GETS PUT IN A HIGH TRAFFIC ZONE FOR A WEEK. THAT COULD SAIL THE SONG OFF. THANK YOU
---> /watch?v=aXt62wJFUWQ
FullEffectVisualTv 3 weeks ago
Wait.. What happened when he came out of the bushes?
"hey girl, wait until you see my... oohhh"
omnimon64 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
wait! why didn't he talk to her at 2:58 right behind him?
FarmerMichae1 3 weeks ago
cheeeeeeesy
FarmerMichae1 3 weeks ago
thumbs up if you hear the kid singing justin beiber at 3:54
jacobsky18 3 weeks ago
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I have a question, so all these girls who give their number does that mean it can guarantee you that you will get her on bed ? I mean do they give their number in order to seek a relationship or just to be freinds ?
ThisWorldABitch 3 weeks ago
How many times do these girls give you a fake number?
PSNghiadriver 3 weeks ago 113
@PSNghiadriver they tell them to call them on the spot.
BlySS93 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@PSNghiadriver
why would they give them fake number? Do you think they are to shy, to say no?! These guys are fun and pretty good looking (no im not gay) :D that is what are women looking for. :*
frenkieno1 2 weeks ago
@PSNghiadriver I wonder how many times a girl gives you her real number
zSilentGhost 1 week ago
wtf he came out of the bushes lmao!!
LadiieVii94 3 weeks ago
FUCKING MAGNETS!!!!!!! how do those shits work HAHAHAHA!!!! that is the worst song ever lol. i love that you used that.
Mjmjmj69 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Do pickups at In-N-Out...I'm sure there's plenty of material on that.
Animal style anyone?
thothbaboon 4 weeks ago
ROFL at 99 problems
NIGHT2PWN 4 weeks ago
How many of those phone numbers were fake?
SymbolisticX 4 weeks ago
YOU GUYS ROCK!
ellusion17 4 weeks ago
My favorite part is "you can find me at the club bottle full of bub" hehehehehe
rzorNvme 4 weeks ago
Pick up girls, although, this time, you must pretend you have tourettes.
iGkHDF 4 weeks ago
4:55
why he go away?that old guy is ready to be pickin'
secretorganisation 1 month ago
2:35 fucking magnets dude
xPhanrisalx 1 month ago
0:41
Whoooooooooo ?
yms313 1 month ago
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yms313 1 month ago
do the numbers ever fuckin work...
hanneesh 1 month ago
0:46
Her mind was full of fuck.
narcoticxsquirrel 1 month ago in playlist Get Her Number!
hahahahahahahaha the old lady at 2:57
eyadalsadah 1 month ago
what is the intro song called?
tibot555 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
soooo do you actually take them to lunch?
ilovetyping 1 month ago
MAGNETS
H0ngPhatBoi 1 month ago
I think these girls are giving up their numbers out of pure fear
lyles32386 1 month ago
Seriously, how many of these douchebag self-proclaimed "pick up artists"are there? The proliferation of these odious losers is an indictment on today's society.
IU90 1 month ago
@IU90 Why do you watch these videos then? Watch something else!
PhysStud2011 2 weeks ago
hahahhahaha lovvee ittt...... :D
nugget194 1 month ago
That girl got creeped the f out by the "i wanna lick u from ur head to ur toes" xD
shreddedbeats 1 month ago
At 0:57 it looks like a Mersedes McLaren drives by. It might be an SL 65 though.
AVHockey7 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@AVHockey7 its SL55...
swamigal 1 month ago
@swamigal Damn nice job picking that up.
AVHockey7 1 month ago
"OH Shit ...shit" Lmao
Bonersoup183 1 month ago
2:53 fuckn bauss
yootubesuckslolz 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Wait till you see my OHH LOL
AcornBurrka 1 month ago
If you actually really think about it.
Most of these girls, judging from the way they talk and their reactions..... are fucking lame.
When you see a hot bitch, you never really think about them being ordinary lame ass bitches.
mochopz 1 month ago
@mochopz Exactly, hot girls are just like normal girls, but attractive, so they get guys intimidated. When in reality they are just like everyone else.
jingleman31 1 month ago
Where is the P-NIS Pickup Vid? This was awesome!
MuscleKollegah 1 month ago
4:40 | That was fucking weird LMAO
kanelic 1 month ago
1:05 she looks and sounds like she's fine as shit.
SinSeared 1 month ago
if you can pull of world of warcraft that would be fucking god like.
vexed334 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
4:14 lol!
XtraDeadly 1 month ago
uhm, we're gonna go to the window, to the wall... to the sweat drip down my balls
kickmeout1 1 month ago
LOL at kong with the ludacris line at 4:11
mar91132 1 month ago
Why the hell did they give you a number?
aurorianz 1 month ago
Really hot girl at 2:56 .... haha busted!!
silver2screen 1 month ago
hahahaha
leanmusclepower 1 month ago
Try to like dress up as Marvel people and pick up girls
MrDieg99 1 month ago
stop kitting on 5s and 6s go for a 10
wilsonmandudebro 1 month ago
You can come watch me do the Soulja Boy and Superman That HOE hahaha!!!!
HuntingandPaintball 1 month ago
Just props for the size of the balls these guys have. I'm only like that when I've had 10 beers or more. Or at least I think I am.
michielmons 1 month ago
try this with lil b's lyrics, guaranteed to work!!
jonathan2315 1 month ago
Pick up old grandma's, like at 2:55 ;). I bet you can't for 100$
nijtram22 1 month ago
please do a marijuana phrases picking up ..
dzugi 1 month ago 52
@dzugi no wtf. smoking is not attractive at all
canef3ar 3 weeks ago
Hello I'm Kong... King-Kong...
tijn588 1 month ago
Jason is the shit lol
iHelptheNeeded 1 month ago
Pick up girls in shops or supermarket xD
moak08 1 month ago
LMAO 4:04
camilia198773 1 month ago
Union Square,San Francisco!!!
kittolai 1 month ago
4:33 asian accent really started to come out there lol
joshdrobny 1 month ago
you guys are epic
meadowsboysstudios 1 month ago
sorry is that uh, ur girlfriend?
uh... no im talking on the phone
Maximum40 1 month ago
fucking magnets, how do they work?!!
Reggae4Triceratops 1 month ago
hey, you wanna know my number? it's 911! :)
JinExpress 1 month ago
all these girls numbers u need to invite them on a date all at the same time/place
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MrF2ppker 1 month ago
holy shit one of them is my ex gf
doggotbitm 1 month ago
i think that guy would want to be me idk if he wants to be him
playakam 1 month ago
4:17 Him : " You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub "
Her :" mami I got what u need .. "
hahahahah ...
Jeed1991 1 month ago
- aite aite aite aite aite now ladies.....hi im jesse
- nnnooooooooooohhh.
redscousepride 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
1:28 TRUE EPICALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dra23D 1 month ago
you do realize that 99% of the girls gave them wrong numbers.....?
MAnGaThaBOy 1 month ago
@MAnGaThaBOy how do you figure?
0ladap0 1 month ago
Do one where you are all wearing Ghillie suits, cammos and dressed as soldiers and make it army themed.
Avatar230594 1 month ago
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4:05 till the sweat drip down my balls..... Is that you ringing me? Yesss! HILARIOUS
BenH138 1 month ago
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BenH138 1 month ago
subscribed. You guys are the shit!
browncloudz 1 month ago
The girl at 0:48 had an orgasm as soon as he said that he wants to lick her from head to toe.
iAppDev 1 month ago
lol at 2:57 that lady looks like shes about to do something to kong
TuRboCrutchez 1 month ago
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TuRboCrutchez 1 month ago
jesse and kong are gooood ,, the other one is so dumb
mogago1413 1 month ago
shout out to the BAY!!!!!! go Giants!!
rally4sport 1 month ago 8
Kong is da man.
Yamilotus 1 month ago
2:58 LOL at the creepy granny walking by. for a second, i thought she was gonna touch his ass
raycdaddy 1 month ago
She : No no no no
Kong: oke. Yes yes yes yes oke?
epic fail so hilarious :p
AmbitionAz 1 month ago 2
WTF YOU GUYS WERE IN SF!!!!! NO!!!! I wish I was there
rapmantamer 1 month ago
Pick up a girl with a seriously visible boner.
Nicro327 1 month ago
looks like ANYONE can get a girl in America!
oetzi0000 1 month ago
Do you even call these girls?
longthekiller1 1 month ago
@longthekiller1 they dont
ncktyu 1 month ago
soon you guys will get too big and all the girls will recognize you.
xxDaredevil20xx 1 month ago
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
xD
cretnobite 1 month ago
lol at 4:50
mkeving 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I'm wondering if the phone numbers are really from the girls or they give fake numbers..
beest08041980 1 month ago
i thought of this "what's your favorite color? mine's green, wanna know why? cuz it matches the color when i 'make it rain, make it rain on them hoes'". Good, bad? 0__o
xmasterx451 1 month ago
i love these guys they give me confidence and motivation. you'd guys be gods if you could pickup girls without saying anything. sign language maybe?
augustin9275 1 month ago
Why are they blocking out their faces? I understand its for privacy issues but how do we know they aren't going after 4s and 5s instead of 8s, 9s, and dimes...... Just stating not hating
vaddy23 1 month ago
@vaddy23 4's and 5's are the same as 8's and 9's when it comes to picking up women bro
irecordeverthing 1 month ago
@irecordeverthing Wait what? You lost me there man............. Anyways the asian dude Kong says some of the wall shit perfect wingman material hahaha.
vaddy23 1 month ago
OHHH ...SHIT..shit. favourite reaction <3
ellethuymooncake 1 month ago
hahaha funny
chriskushprezz 1 month ago
OMG! 4:36 that girl didn't have a phone... She wrote it with her pencil :P
HaveNoFearGrabABear2 1 month ago
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
jessicadiannex3 1 month ago
lol that dude got pwned at da end
ZombiezZxXx115 1 month ago
lol thats waz up
ZombiezZxXx115 1 month ago
lol@ poor man dont even know what hit him at the end.
atrisX 1 month ago
do you have a dog? I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Quick thinking.
Jamentobull 2 months ago 114
Lmao
shizzjr52709 2 months ago
wtf usually if i try the first pickup line i get slapped in the face :/
mandgrful 2 months ago in playlist Get Her Number!
the girls reaction at 0:43 lol
tiny135 2 months ago
3:40 I cant believe that she didnt fall for Lose Yourself....
Eminem Forever!!!
war000machine 2 months ago in playlist Get Her Number!
what the fuck?
im DOING THIS WHEN SCHOOL STARTS
ttorrr 2 months ago
I agree with H0w2rs , that would be funny. Lmfaooooo
Moneysmotivationx24 2 months ago
1:12 "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" LOLOLOLOL
WhiteBoyNJ 2 months ago
do pick up when you dress like a gangster
EzekielRptc 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pick up girls with raging boners.
h0w2RS 2 months ago
laughing too hard at these videos... Subscribed :)
KeriLuvbsU 2 months ago
0:48 ahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!
TheVokality 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
pick up girls with a boner
1209MArky 2 months ago
lmao picture this we were both but naked banging on the bathroom floor.
gansterlicous 2 months ago
I wonder how many of the numbers they give you are fake.
nicowroy 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
You should try to pick up old women
ALWAYSKILL22 2 months ago
does someone can get this men medals???????
julienm020596 2 months ago
4:49 Is a perfect example of how stupid people fucking are dumbass lady.
BboyChrizCrozz 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup