OTAKU (その日のヲタク)

[ashgail]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[THISCHANNEL8D]

~*~*~*KAWAII MORNING~*~*~*

[Jorrellds]

Why cant I hold shit with these chopsticks?

[BaadgerTroll]

Are you stoned, bro?

[kurukururock]

ALL KINDS OF JAPAN

[haloboz]

This video gave me cancer

[numan1]

dat androgyny 

[AmpersandOverdose]

How did the watchmen at Pearl Harbor not see this shit coming?

[DoctorCapitalist]

What the hell? A 4:3 HD LCD?

[AnimeOtaku44]

First of all I am an Otaku! I don't say anything Japanese every moment I can! I don't use chopsticks! That is not a cherry blossom tree! Wearing an emo skirt thing doesn't make you kawaii! And finally saying KAWAII KAWAII KAWAII every damn moment of you f-ing day doesn't make you KAWAII of an Otaku! We don't kiss tvs or sing alone to the opening/ending theme song!!! F u.

[lukeyboy118]

@AnimeOtaku44 it still makes you a faggot regardless.

[AnimeOtaku44]

@lukeyboy118 I'm so Sorry, I didn't mean any of that! I was seriously pissed that day, and I clicked on this vid. I was so pissed I let out my anger on you!!!! I'm really sorry!!!! Please forgive me!!! :( I really liked your video though!!!!!!!

[lukeyboy118]

@AnimeOtaku44 its not good enough.

[AnimeOtaku44]

@lukeyboy118 Please! I hate it when people are mad at me!!!! I seriously liked you video though! For one thing you can use chopsticks better then me. :( Damn Chopsticks.

[lukeyboy118]

@AnimeOtaku44 You must watch this video in order to redeem yourself. /watch?v=eGAMM1k5nGs&feature=c­ontext&context=G2f47a49FAAAAAA­AAAAA

[AnimeOtaku44]

@lukeyboy118 Where do I watch it? It is unavailable on youtube, and just putting that in brings me to a google search for watches...I can't watch it!!! *Hangs head in shame* I fail!

[KeithUnderneath]

ALL OF MY FUCKING RAGE

[Amagusdrop]

I'm Japanese but I don't want to be liked by such a person.

[odolac]

What the fuck is this? Damn forums, always send me to the weirdest shit on you-tube. Well, i'm going to go gouge my eyes out with a spoon now. Have a nice day all.

[ma5t3r0f5h1t]

go to the psychiatric

[khat31able]

oh god chick cant use chopsticks thats sad it took me 2-3 minutes this girl is sad

[Nik0ran]

@khat31able I don't think it's a girl, dude...

[khat31able]

@Nik0ran nahhh its a chick no guy would have such small balls to this everyday let along film it for people to see

[The1AndOnlyMike]

1:02 - DID HE JUST KISS THE TV SCREEN?!

[skinnyforJ]

This makes me very uncomfortable.

[KarinKawaii]

I like how 60% of the video was you trying to pick up carrots with chopsticks XDD I just died

[LPSam93]

Jesus christ how horrifying

[Kyrindattara]

"Such a kawaii morning."

This shit never gets old.

[John45363]

>look down

>wearing same pajama pants and shirt as him

>oh lawd

[Djinra]

What is this?

[roneryanon]

A classic.

[dihydrohydroxycodein]

This boy obviously has autism or assburgers.

What's Japanese for autism?

[xXbutters1234]

@dihydrohydroxycodein

ＡＳＰＥＲＧＵＲＵＵＵＵＵＵ

[TheInsaneKitsune]

I notice she doesn't shower. 

[DekuLink7]

BUURRRRNNNN. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNN­NN.

[khlova]

Oh god, reddit finally found this.

That explains all the serious comments. Fucking retards.

[xXxCrAbCaKeSxXx]

lol your a fag lol

[TheNeoxide]

OHIOOOOOO

[crushingon]

Wotaku? shouldn't it be オタク?

[XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX]

So....she takes time to do her hair...to make it look like she didn't do her hair....the fuck?

[XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX]

>mfw I have a tv exactly like that

>mfw that tv is getting thrown out my window this second

Also, agreed with GavMcFaggot lol

[HeartlessKailynn]

Flagged as child abuse.

[Alteregoez]

This cant't be true!

Noone in their right mind would act like this.

i will live in denial and not believe that this ... thing lives like this

[hmongthaoboi]

it could be a boy that looks like a girl and acts like a Japanese boy but talks like a Japanese girl, but knows that can't be a japanese boy but still does a girl hair do. I hope I solve your question.

[GavMcFaggot2]

what the fuck gender is this person

[dickidite]

why do you exist

[Fopenplop]

Dude, are you open about your homosexuality to your parents?

[ArtypNk]

Everyone needs to see this, so that we know who is the enemy of progress. Take a good look people, and fight it.

[babraham1989]

i hate

[qounqer]

his dad is an alcoholic, and his grandfather shot 3 japs on iwo jima

[BellzMala12]

Wow he/she is an Otaku fan alrite

[cmitch419]

A table knife is always essential for hairstyling...

[Grolironde]

Who in the world would want to film this?

[AnimatedBeauty]

Can't look away.

[InuSama95]

She trolled hard. I remember raging to this years ago.

[toribjork10]

my favorite part is the ridiculous eye squinting to appear more "asian".

[GreyLucid]

I dated an otaku chick...... no bueenoo... Grooss....

[PooGGay]

its like watching someone being eaten alive by a tiger. i know it will traumatize me for life, but i just can't look away...

[FeatherOfTheWindow]

So this is the result of summer boredom. Yay! I just love the sweet feeling of being trolled,

although this is a pretty amusing satire of the stereotype ( since the anime fans who blindly call themselves "otaku" don't seem to realize how neurotic they actually look by technically insulting themselves. You  captured their stupidity well). Maybe you could post parodies of other cheesy stereotypes, like "hipsters", "goth", "prep", -etc.

[pizzahut7384]

I jsjsjsjaah

[Ararianomai]

this is painful......

I now feel a way for being an otaku...my mornings are nothing like this..=_=

[xServBotZ]

Sweet merciful god.

[PurpleCherryNinja]

... Seriously, don't do this... This is just...... Nevermind...

[KittyShark33]

....Im sorry.. but this is just..too painful. ... Otaku, does it not mean "no social life, spends days indoors watching anime, playing video games, etc"? ... cuz thats how it was defined for us...

[BuzziMuzzi]

Are you sure that you're psychically ok?

[ShanePWagner]

I just called the Yakuza. They are very upset and are coming to get you.

[xstarxgirlx21]

Ohio is a state in the US... a few states over from me, and that's all I know.

[AnaAna693]

baka =-= 

[NOPE9000]

Ohio. What about it?

[chiikun09]

I gave up on 6:00.

Rofl What the Hell is he doing?

He fails Holding the ChopSticks.

The Tree that he said "Sakura" Wasn't Sakura

He kisses the TV

and The katakana OTAKU isn't right its オタク　1Betch.

[PantsMadeOfPants]

My soul hurts.

[gino14]

True weeaboo.

[FishyOnStick]

fucking faggot

[novacrystalas]

I watched about 20 seconds. I saw the otaku do a spin in a skirt and ask if it was "kawaii". I feel like I have mental fortitude to come out alive. Hey I'm half japanese too.

[commandolam]

Wait...that's a girl?

[TheRealAsen]

<3

[OtakumaniacLOL]

you piece of shit, do not spoil the word otaku ¬¬'

[Death2Bigots]

@OtakumaniacLOL - Sorry, but it was -already- spoiled... see the Encyclopedia Dramatica article, which ironically enough, is where I discovered this video. Saturday Night Live's "J Pop America Fun Time Now" ain't got diddly on this...

[P3ANUTBUTTERJELLY]

Mom and Dad must be proud

[SweetzHere]

Has to be trolling man....

[UnderwhelmingPlywood]

I didn't even make it to 10 seconds. If I had to choose between watching this video and breaking my knee caps, I'd break my knee caps and both of my femurs.

[Kazisho]

Emo, not otaku.

[CraigNinten]

my face when.

[jeremystery]

I laughed the most when he/she jacked of the plant.

[jeremystery]

I want this life. What I have now can only feel empty compared to what I have seen in this video.

[jenttn1121]

i don't want to live on this planet anymore

[FcknNerd23]

you're a fucking retard.

[RaihaV]

Normal otaku would not do this. This is just f***ing too much!

[TheEliseMonster]

the daily life of a failing weeabo

[SirChouFirst]

I paused the video the moment it began.

I wanna finish it for the sake of my manhood, but I'm afraid of pressing the unpause button.

[TulsaIzMiiHood]

i never want to hear "kawaii" ever again. please let her be different by now. maybe she grew out of this by now ^^

[PanMakaron]

Oh god

[SoulSocietyMk2]

Kill it, Kill it with fire...

[Glacebo]

PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI.

[Lorde555]

Son I am dissapoint

[MagmaChinkasu]

Well, at least you have awful teeth, That will cover about 10% of becoming a real japanese.

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

please let this be a troll dear god

[tykingable]

@BlizzardtheWolf97 sadly i dont think it is a troll he has to much merchandise...a troll would never give that many fucks to keep the trolling real.

[VidyaShow]

What the shit?

[robotoman04]

this.... this is a joke right? a jest? please tell this person doesn't exist.

[LordGold9]

Kowai is frightening.... Kawai is cute you fucks

[fagnerpunk1]

esse demonio é garoto ou garota

[stringman02]

Where are the Emma Watson nudes???

[IamtheSaycey]

SUCH A KAWAII VIDEO

[MerchntOfMayHem]

Not sure if troll.

Also, not sure if possesses gender. Further study required.

[KuroKy]

greatest satire ever

[MazdaArai]

Wow more queers on YouTube

[CrazyCracker994]

Oh what the fuck, just knowing that there are people like this...

[meroippi]

Oh Onii chan, so kawaii uguu

My bowels are moving on their own!

[Lawdrun]

7:50

NO SIR I DON'T LIKE THIS

[gasenkotsu]

That boy (?) ain't right.

[NotSamLeo]

@gasenkotsu It's a girl =w=

[Death2Bigots]

@gasenkotsu - Dammit Bobby!

[RoyalZebraGirl]

8:57 HE'S GAY

[RoyalZebraGirl]

i love anime but i don't own one thing that's related to it. now im happy i don't

[MurdocLC]

U spelled otaku in japanese wrong. -_- This isn't otaku, this is retard.

[DanielL5583]

@MurdocLC Actually, it can be spelled either way (it's a silent 'w', so it can be spelled 'wotaku' in kana).

[MurdocLC]

@DanielL5583 No it can not.

[DanielL5583]

@MurdocLC ...Or stylistically.

[nachozman7]

I hope this is just a silly gimmick

[straydogontheroad]

究極のいたずらは、アメリカのオタクの女の子です。

[Lawdrun]

I can't see straight anymore

[JuliaxNervoza]

Her "slowness" might be trolling, but I believe she's an otaku nonetheless.

[Trashcansam123]

@JuliaxNervoza Thats a "she" wtf?

[juliaz2121]

no this is not the day of an otaku, and the day of a RETARDED! OTAKU AND I AM NOT HAVE A DAY OR SO I AM SO weird is SUCH IDIOTS THAT ENDS WITH A REPUTATION OF otaku!

[sdhu]

is this supposed to be a girl or a boy?? im confused

[R0berttx]

Otaku is spelled wrong........

[ChiefOodumpow]

If this was my kid, this wouldn't be my kid. 

[mewmewluchia]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[Exodour]

you are not a OTAKU you are a fucking WEEABOO.

[xcom2009]

I'm an Otaku but wtf I don't act like that >:(

[DrugyDucky]

The fuck am I looking at.

[101Matrixx]

What's your favourite ANime ???

[HeavenHorizon1]

I lost at 0:39

[mukatsukusubetega]

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[TheSantaKruz]

@mukatsukusubetega

Sheeneh sheeneh sheeneh sheeneh sheeneh!

[S2000XC]

this one would make sexy girl for sure

[LuccaSasa]

kkkkkkkkkkk

[Chigagigaroo]

weeaboo . . .

[Ratfinkpie]

This is bad and you should feel bad

[pizzahut7384]

Haha I'm not the type of person to hate on things like this, I just LMAO at these kinda videos and show my friends so we all can LMAO at them XD

[MrSeeedfan]

in japan everyone would laugh at you ... you're just sick

[IAMCOWOMAN]

lul why are you guiz hating on her. shes already fuckin anounced shes trollin. give it a damn rest.

[quieroserhardcore]

@IAMCOWOMAN That's a girl?

[MarioJunkee30112]

CANNOT BE UNSEEN

[jackal912]

Wasn't this girl confirmed as a troll? Too lazy to google.

[shrivak]

this is just sad....

I'm an otaku, but I'm not fucking retarded like this.

You are a weeaboo. Nothing else. Forever Alone.

[pizzahut7384]

OK NO.

JUST NO.

[RockAndRoll5157]

oh my fucking god kill yourself.

[MrMikail1030]

y u stop going to anime cons ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[adrianlugo92]

@MrMikail1030 because you're a dirty gay lolicon

[GrawrawrLPs]

"I love all sorts of Japan"

[FlyingFuckstorm]

SHE'S JUST EATING CARROTS AND RICE. WITH MAYONNAISE. WHAT THE FUCK.

[JakeGordonTV]

My computer is now covered in blood from all of the facedesking...

[EscapingTheGallows]

Kawaii? This shit's kowai. 

[awesomeman]

this whole video is really hard to watch

[GrawrawrLPs]

supah kawai friends yaaaa-

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A FUCKING RAKE GOOD LORD

[Serpentenama]

Everyday before I leave my house, gotta kiss all the kawaii

[firehelpmate]

This. Is. not. an. Otaku... It's a weeabo. It's a genuine, low-fat, pumped full of foreign subtances, weeabo...

Idk if this was funny or just.... No....

[AncientGearEngineer]

this seems more racist than anything else, but maybe it's just really disgusting.

[ibson2010]

What the fuck, Frank.

[Lizzilolaphobia]

No.

Just... no.

[TheMurindo]

son i am disappoint

[BuzziMuzzi]

OMG MY LIFE JUST ENDED OMG

[tehatemachine]

I wonder what Clint Eastwood would say if he saw an otaku?

[u90gotFarted]

LEARN HOW TO USE FUCKING CHOP STICKS!!!!

[Tricheriepacks]

You...bring shame to the world of chopsticks. 0/0

[riggsblitzkrieg]

Wait. Why dont you go to anime conventions anymore? what was the horrible experience? I must know 

[poopynuggetmetalteer]

30 days: how anime destroys your life.

[psynetFM]

Seemed legit until the bit with the chopsticks. No one can be that shameless.

[spoiler]It's a joke, right?[/spoiler]

[WTFPS3RULZLOL]

@psynetFM I em from 4chen.gov i uze sopiler tegs on le utoob XDDDDD

[spookyaki]

OMG you're so CAWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that shou should shot your self!

[GratefulLoC]

This was posted in a rage thread. I was thinking to myself "Eh, it's horribly pathetic, but tolerable". Then you picked up the chopsticks. Never again.