R.i.P. 2011 Makeup Tutorial

[PlainlyxInsane]

JPMetz is like the better yet cynical version of MakeupGeeksTV . lol

[MegaSmoothieKing]

I watch your videos.

[ImJustVilde]

I want to be like you ^^

[willandgrace973]

Hahahahahahaha I love you :)

[InfiniteWhizBang]

You should try a goth look. You would make a cute vampire girl. : )

[livialovesjb]

i fucking love this video

[Sophie675768]

I support gay rights so we can get married, Justine.

[TheArizonaGurl]

I should have done this look for New Years...Oh! Well, there's always next year

[Raekott]

@TheArizonaGurl Not really. Worlds supposed to end next December. To bad.

[omgcowshaveudders]

(fungus≠bacteria; fungus=fungus)

[Latedey]

Diese olle fotze is einfach sowas von hässlich einfach nur baaaah!!

[kareemashakur]

Jenna marbles voice....

[therionthreethreenin]

wtf do stupid people have the need to create videos?

[zcdarktide]

@therionthreethreenin cause stupid people watch them and make them money

[MissLucyBoomer]

for the new years party I went to I wore bright green makeup because my new years resolution is to smoke more weed ◕ ‿ ◕

[jelyrox]

i love your videos

[AwkwardNotes]

justine, make a new video already. i miss being yelled at from my computer screen.

[SportsShowTV]

MS videos of JPmetz vs Annoying Fred videos = Winner not me!

[MacHead31]

Is the color mushroom a fungi or bacteria or both?

[nanyme000]

My mom said that she hated your videos... She accidentally got pushed in front of a bus, she will be missed.

[TheTotallyTECH]

Is it just me or do I like hearing people talk about their miserable lives. Ahh her voice brings joy to my hears. lol

[willisb18]

Love her but shes gained her weight back :/ she was doing really well

[VozAnonima1]

I love how when you talk about the podcast you get this businesslike tone all out of nowhere. LOL

[KASSEROLE11]

I want to lock you in my trunk.

So you can entertain me with your complaining during those boring hours in traffic.

[livialovesjb]

i fucking love this

[ashleighBeeBee123]

My parents tell me to go outside and get a little bit of sunshine. I tell them all i need is a little bit of Jpmetz. ;)

[town774]

Every time I have a problem, I ask myself, "WWJD?" What would Justine do?

[thirdperiodpain]

The freaking out moment when freaking jpmetz replies to your comment! :)

[piccachi9498]

You make me a manly Muppet... *that's a compliment*

[Synthesiate]

If you ever need a kidney transplant or something, call me. Because then a part of me, would be in you

[ilovemusic28100]

@gmmywormfabulous surprisingly, less time than yours. Nobody cares about your opinion anyway :)

[ilovemusic28100]

@gmmywormfabulous Your stupidity is too big. GTFO.

[gmmywormfabulous]

@ilovemusic28100 nice reply. how long did it take to think up that?

[SuperTerribleGamer]

You should make t shirts! I would totally wear an ass hat shirt :)

[MissGrammarNerd]

I tried really hard to think of a comment that would make it into the Kiss My Ass Comments but if jpmetz has taught me anything, it's that I need to lower my expectations. So I made this comment instead.

[ilovemusic28100]

Thank you. So damn much Kingsley.

[Tammiethejanitorx]

If I were a man, I'd want you to have my babies. ♥

[gmmywormfabulous]

Your mouth is too big.

[xOhSnapItsEva]

@gmmywormfabulous thank god it is because if not there wouldn't be any jpmetz video's. Her big mouth is the reason that I wake up in the morning. Justine is a genius.

[gmmywormfabulous]

@xOhSnapItsEva I'm sorry you have nothing else to wake up to in the morning.

[chriss2123]

@gmmywormfabulous actually, yours is. stop saying lies about jpmetz. she'll find you.

[gmmywormfabulous]

@chriss2123 lies? I don't lie.

[Lyviiz]

what did kingsley say about it? link plz

[nina4807]

And I thought I was bitchy!..

[glowbluestah]

keep clicking "0"

[JustJustinnn]

Justine's hair is the only reason I get up in the morning too...

[MsTally01]

lmao "just hopped off the asshat express"

[chancetofinallyshine]

I love that you are so realistic about life!

[JohnRichard1991still]

Justine brought me to kingsley

[italianpastasauce]

jpmetz makes the only Makeup tutorials I will willingly watch xD

[yipyipitsme123]

It's bad that I'm crying at the fact that she put me in the kissass comments.

[47smile]

Are you going to playlist live in march? I hope so :)

[stephdiggsmusic]

thumbs up if you've been watching jpmetz before this kingsley bitch

[BlackAceJoker]

hella emo js

[itswingardiumleviosa]

yep, 2011 has been the worst year of my life. Mushroom = fungi SO TRUE!!

[xLexiiPuppyx]

2012 isn't the end of the world, the end of the world happens when jpmetz is happy.

[DONOVANALONSO]

I chose a color called mushroom. Because mushrooms are a fungus!!

[xOhSnapItsEva]

Thank God- no wait, thank JUSTINE that there is still some humanity in this fucked up world full of crap. I had almost lost my faith in human beings... No wait, I still lost that. Justine just made me laugh like a retarted seal.

[xOhSnapItsEva]

Holy crap. When I heard that, I just knew this was gonna be good. And I was right, you are a genius. I think I fell in love with you. *crappy cry-face that makes me look like I just got punched in the face*

[laurenemd]

thumbs up if you've been subscribed to justine forever because she's fucking amazing and that's why you came here, not kingsley <333

[selty]

@laurenemd For once, though, Kingsley sent people here to wish her well, so it wasn't people boasting or some crap rather than saying get well soon.

[totallycatholic8]

Why would you be happy Christmas is over....? 

[johnakma]

@totallycatholic8 haha totally catholic!!

[chibis1386]

Meow

[savannahlovesvincent]

I love this video. I laughed my ass off. HAHA.

[SelfishPinoy12]

your hair looks good. trololol

[rayraysunhine]

kingsly will you marry me?

[missgummibears23]

hahaha this video made my day:D

Thank you Kingsley!!!

[Emeianoite]

you're double chin flaps around, that's pretty good too I guess.

[ThePoptartsandpizza]

@Emeianoite

*your

[Emeianoite]

@ThePoptartsandpizza ahahaha! You're right... fml :(

[keshaismydrug1]

and to drink MORE! haha

[TheMiku0326]

You need to teach us a chant that uses your name Justine!! That way, when we are experiencing withdraw from not being able to watch your videos, we will have something to look forward to :)

But seriously... teach us the chant

[thesara2019]

Kingsley brought me here thumbs up if he brought you here too!!!!!!!

[blamebrianna]

kiss my ass comment party whaddup guys

[staaaaci]

Kingsley didn't take me here.

[taylormcclow]

LOL



[eejones1192]

Kingsley thank you so much for bringing me here!!!

[xblieb]

HAHAHAHAHAH SUBSCRIBED <3

[justinbieberbaby397]

omg your actually so hilarious! you made me laugh so much hahahhaa

[TheAnnoyingPimple]

wtf kingsley?

[xBeautyKilledBeast]

@TheAnnoyingPimple look up its kingsley bitch on youtube...

[TheAnnoyingPimple]

@xBeautyKilledBeast

i know who he is.. lol ^^

[xBeautyKilledBeast]

@TheAnnoyingPimple bahah, i must of misinterpreted your comment.

[TheAnnoyingPimple]

@xBeautyKilledBeast

yeah lol :D

[LovingMylook]

oh, hey. I'm in the kiss my ass comments

[Olivia96Xx]

you sound like jennamarbles

[CyanideIntensity]

I came here because of Justine's beautiful face. Not because of kingsley.

[heyitsbea1]

way to be a debby downer

[prettysteeve47]

Ms.Metz: Your hair looks so gorgoeus ,sexy & really hot!! You are my favorite you tuber & role model. Hope you have a fabulous 2012!! Keep up the good work!

[kingricoboy5]

i never would have seen this if it werent for kingsly go kingsly

[JohnRichard1991still]

I use this video on infinitelooper dahawt (damn youtube) com

[neilfadia]

ms..... Multiple Sclerosis?

[mike2k28]

Burn it with fire.

[cherricelle]

"Don't have anyone to kiss at midnight this New Year's Eve?...Join the club!!!" Hahaha!!! I like her :)

[PimpMatt0]

Your mane is beautiful.

[freakymac1]

I want to rub you on my face

[hotsytotsy56]

....she stole my word :(

[TwistedxJester]

this is a comment for money

[jennyjoe798]

BAHAHHAHA "Hopped off the Asshat Express..." I LOVE IT!

[justinbcutieXD]

Your hair looks beautiful, I love you. Sweet angle.

[iamadinosaursoRAWR]

your so funny XD thumbs up if u came here cuz of kingley

[WINGEDalexandria]

Because mushroom, is a FUNGUS. xD

[numchux01]

I love you. I really love you.

[dutchesshouston]

lol



[KitaKita]

..I only watch these makeup tutorials for your commentary.

[AceInSpace14]

you`re fucking awesome!

[BRANDONknox101]

your hair is amazing love it <3

[Peachieweechie16]

We should do lunch sometime. It would be the most pessimistic, sarcastic, and realistic lunch ever.

[bobzzz23]

im 13 your ? but were perfect for each other. MARRY ME <3333

[morasinlove]

hahahaha ur so funny!

[lolUmadbroification]

uhhhhhhhhhhh kay so hi. I think I love you.

[keg10609]

Amazing. Kingsley bought me here

[ohhemmgeeitsjenna]

@keg10609 no one cares

[keg10609]

@ohhemmgeeitsjenna then fuck off you stupid bitch and don't read it. i didn't ask you for your opinion.

[ohhemmgeeitsjenna]

@keg10609 nobody cares

[MrAznkid27]

what video was that about the man and the manager D:

[tokyomewmewberry1]

Damn sista!! u remind me of myself so fucking much..except for the fact that i am gay and blk

[EjPwned]

the dislike bar is the size of people's dicks that disliked this video.

[mooserx9]

i can really see you being best friends with chelsea handler... i think you should give her a call

[greengirllover]

"I'm going to let my new years eve lips party for me." LOL

[sofiitag]

girl thank kingsley for making you famous.

[jsmyrski]

@sofiitag lol, is that a joke? Justine has been YouTube-famous for a long while.

[emoandstay]

Your hair, and the rest of you, is perfect.

[jahya95]

thumbs up if kingsley brought you...

[imafuckingmuffinx3]

KINGSLEY BROUGHT ME HEREEEE

[pedrocruz1234]

a speaking ape :O

[NikkiGoesRawwr]

mood makeup lolol i love her

[nichya11]

My beautiful princess goddess Justine!

[wilchesE]

Wow I never thought i could get any more depressed than what I already am hahah... thanks..

[Haleycomet92]

Justine for President 2012

[tgbighair]

LOL I laughed so hard I was crying...lol. Thank you!!

[lumyrainstar]

I really do love your hair <3 :)

[andymere]

You are perfection.

[justsmiles45]

Your awesomeness and perfect hair inspires me to change my user name, I really need to frown more.

[JohnRichard1991still]

I`m so happy being the same race as justine

[mahtexas]

I'm glad your eye is better. :)

[shemini850]

you're much more famous than taylor swift <3

[weasleytwinsgurl]

Justines shimery lips out shine the stars

[CAT4774CK]

i think i love you most cuz you tell it as it is. lol dont drink too much more. :)

[Ambert2001]

I bet you made the NICE list!(: and your hair looks awesome<3

[Bathoric95]

Justine. Can we make babies?

[7Arianna13]

Your hair really does look amazing. (: Not that I needed to tell you; you already know!

[iWhoremonal]

I want to grow old with you, and since I may never meet you, that means that you're just going to have to keep making videos forever.

[11tdean]

wow! ur hair looks awesome! :D

[LomTang]

Respond to this video...

[ImALuckyRichMan]

I'M sad you're sick. You make me happy and you make me laugh when I watch you're videos. You deserve good health please get better.

[PrincessFlaaffy]

@ImALuckyRichMan

Justine doesn't like the fact that you used the wrong form of 'your' in your second sentence.

[ImALuckyRichMan]

@PrincessFlaaffy my bad. I guess that's what happens when you make a comment on your phone with autocorrect on.

[PrincessFlaaffy]

@ImALuckyRichMan

I'm sure she forgives you. She's a saint, after all.

[EstiFrumoasa]

Your year sucked because it couldn't compare to all the awesome you possess.

[6Death6Lover6]

yr awesome :)

[amandaornancey]

Your hair does look supple.

[x5n4p3]

you should keep your hair straight...

[mehrkensl1]

You are my hero JP Metz!

[AwkwardNotes]

I'm spending my new years inside watching all of jpmetz videos.

[sonataincmaj]

My new year's resolution is to be in your kiss my ass comments time.

[soaperslove]

Yeah, I feel the same way about this year too. It sucked for me too.

[ZombVie]

"Tearing it up" watching JPMetz videos and doing laundry. Happy New Years >:(

[elisef65]

"maybe if my lips are shimmering and glistening, people with think that i am" 

[ilyjoesphadam]

I feel like you're my mom that never wanted me.

And that's good enough for me.

[kycheerchick2]

your hair is so long and shiny. I wish my hair could be just as beautiful.

[MLjangles]

on the Justinian Calendar, it's 20jp (2012 is jealous)

[trackvampire]

wat he complained that wal-mart closed at 8pm?? christmas is the only holiday we have off work. its not our fault that he procrastinated to the last friggen miinute! no sympathy!!

hahaha ill join the club too btw

[joshmofour]

Black tears... Hahaha

[antsweargumboots]

I just.. I love you. <3

[gloriouscamisado]

Your hair is a bit like long strands of... I don't know where I'm going with this.

[gooddog316]

My new year's resolution is to be more like Justine -3

[MsClubpenguinVideos1]

I love you. You're so perfect.

[EbekGrace]

You look really pretty in this video!!!!!!

[gml82]

I trully thank you because in my sadest moments you always have to be there with your really negative thoughts that make me turn my negative into happy. so thanks. and happy new years with that black make up tutorial.

[hickhackhoe]

YOU GOT THAT TOP AT TARGET!!!

you wear it the best, btw ;)