My Backyard and Haunted Houses

[JasonsWoods]

Dude, if you can, you should upload that ghost vid onto here.

[VirginiaDallas]

I love, no be honest, envy, no we were going to be honest, would kill for, your back yard.

[dickponderous]

sadly so would I. It is no longer my backyard. I had to sell the old place. I miss it.

[thecarexpert18]

yd u sell it?

[dickponderous]

couldn't afford it.

[jaysickmix1]

You're soo hood!

[fiwaszewski]

COOL!!

[ghosthunter691]

please contact me for evil spirit elimination. assured helped within 24 hours.

[gothikgamer]

why would you wnat to eliminate one, they're so cool!

[tromaking]

I looked up retard on wikipedia:

Mental retardation is a generalized disorder, characterized by subaverage cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18. Once focused almost entirely on cognition, the definition now includes both a component relating to mental functioning and one relating to individuals' functional skills in their environment.

What a dick

[applesause99]

yo dick its ok i also herd it don't listen to any else

[BradfordLeeVancil]

Maybe show this "TAPE" your talking about, would of been more interesting.

[feltxrider]

odd crys from retard from wooded backyard = sketchy

[AdonikamProductions]

it's a mellonhead I tell ya !!

[Duanematic]

your backyard is............forest?

[oldbag699]

theres a old man sitting off your right shoulder at the bottom of the tree have a look - its the kids calling out for the dog= its nadya suleman looking for some more sperm - she wants ur donation

[oldbag699]

i really like the gitar can u tell me wat it is ? - or whose playing ?

wat is a setup haunted house ? give up smoking or u will get to goto the haunted house as the hauntee lol lol

[redradiodog]

Good luck in all your journeys.

[terrordactoyl]

yeah im trying to find where its at supposidly you pay 20$ to get in and if you make it to the top you get your money back and people drag you off and theres exits everywhere

[anonimoose1]

it's in denver colorado, i just googled it- it's only the 113th visitor that gets the money back though

[x3whatsnextx3]

there is no such haunted house that exists which is 13 floors and you get your money back.

[spotman30]

the retard was probably the ladie

[kaze1y1kiba]

.........

[alexbabe1015]

omgg. this is hilariouss! loveeittt!! =]]

[Crewwstube]

something about a retard in the woods?????

[tvraiderz]

If a retard falls in the woods...does he make a sound?

[itachi6260]

are you that retard? are you trying to tell us something? do you have a problem...? you know...the first step of getting rid of a problem is to addmit you have one "retard" :D

[tvraiderz]

Why the fuck would you talk shit? Did I touch a nerve in your tiny walnut brain? When I typed retard I didn't mean those with Downs Syndrome, I meant assholes like you. Before you go home to watch Japanese Cartoons(loser),go to school and learn to spell (The word is admit not"addmit"),but don't hurt the remaining brain cells you have left.

One question before you go. Do you make a sound when you fall in the woods?

[nateisdamusic]

yup it goes

bolollololoallalalaaloloa

[improvmisty]

black and white

[gotnokush]

too much coffee

[antihwman]

"to my knowledge there arent any around" BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[woohoo7890]

a retard crying for help lmfao

[PDDforlife]

if you turnup the volume relly loud at 7:55

you can hear screams

its creepy

[ladiebug72]

u really do sound like a nice guy

[BeyondIndigo32]

I enjoyed this video. You seem like a nice guy. Did you ever figure out what the 'retard' sound was? LOL

[youtub455]

7:55 you could here the retard crying for help ahhhhhhh this is fucking scarry

[Gotmotox123]

your shirt says it all your a big mistake

[madinamecca]

its true we really hear a voice of child

[Hotieme33]

get a life

[dickponderous]

Thanks for watching

[JasonsWoods]

I SAW ORBS BEHIND YOUR HEAD AT 7:04!!!!

[kodyisme]

Its called cigarette smoke.

[motboy2]

Good vid, i too have had experiences like these, places that u 'could' go but have a feeling of , no dont think i am meant to go there.

[XmotofrekX]

your the retart

[dickponderous]

yes I suppose I am the "reTART". Thanks for watching

[tweaker61]

hehe....ok you know this might be fake it might be not, only person who knows is you, cool thing about these things is that if it is true then at least you know that! but i love these ghost videos, so dont let these peoples comments bring you down even if it is fake(not saying it isnt)

[youtub455]

it sounds like a retard crying for help even if thats real or fake idk that was so funny. hhahaha. this is a cool video,

[SuiFong12]

wtf are you quacks on about?

[Burningshadows1]

ya know if ya listen closly you can here the ghost kid say mommy

[Mecingo]

I warn you not all spirits are good some can kill you in other words demons are the ones you should look out for.

[Xkingboowserz]

hey its kingboowsers, my other account has been suspended, but i agree with you, some spirits are because they need something to do so that they can go to heaven, but God only sends them to accomplish that certain thing, but as they still in that place, they can do anything, of course, but thats a good point, some demons may appear as a ghost to trick someone, thats why i agree with you, always look out and be carefull but a little bit of search wont be dangerrous at all,just gotta be carefull

[JasonsWoods]

i love haunted houses and hayrides

[JasonsWoods]

i agree with you. i think if you dont want to have fun stay home. but if you are a fun person go to a haunted house

[kingboowsers]

i agree, that sounded like a little girl crying; if i were u, i would grab the camera and follow the sound, seriously...

[granthill50]

odd children or injured retareds in your woods hahahahahahaha i actually lauged out loud for the first time ever

[granthill50]

poopygram

[Stargazerkitten]

oh my gosh it's so pretty where you live!! ^_^

i would love having that yard.

[mikesgunsandammo]

Even if the stories aren't true they're still cool, because they're good stories and you can tell them well.

[VoodooFingerz]

is your shirt describing you? LOL JK JK JK that was an asshole remark from me but yea keep the vids up i guess O.o how big is your backyard btw and what kind of area do you live in?

[dickponderous]

it was huge before I sold my house and moved. I used to live in the outskirts of a suburb now I live "intown"

[amayagab]

this just in, creepy loner gets atention he so desperatly seeks

[dickponderous]

you came really close to clever but you're miles away from making any sense. Try again! Maybe you'll get it next time.

[amayagab]

fine, superstitious asshole has very little expectations for the afterlife (witch is total bullshit), he thinks that when we die, we flote around creeping people out and talking to jerk-off psychic morons like John Edwards.

[dickponderous]

you really didn't even watch the viddy did you?

[amayagab]

nah, didn't feel like it, only got past 19 seconds. I'm not gonna watch it either but guessing from what you said, I missed my shot at pissing off some REAL superstitious morons.

[dickponderous]

pretty much

[Thegrinch17]

If you want to insult other people convincingly, then you need to learn how to spell, dude!

[amayagab]

english is my second language, so find some other means to irritate me. At least I still know how to spell "you inane bastard"

[Thegrinch17]

No wonder I hate Canadians! They are all alike, a bunch of douchebag fucktards! You are a prime example of what is crawling around in that Godforsaken country! I hope someone drops a bomb on ya!

[amayagab]

OOOOOOOO, OW that hurt me, your a mean man. No wonder the rest of the world hates you, and your education sucks, and your health care is down the shitter, and your in a 300 billion $ defecit, and your only friend is England, and your last few presidents were so shitty they would be concidered sub standard in the fucking Philipines... I could go on for houres.

[dickponderous]

wow! this escalated rather quickly.

[Thegrinch17]

You act like I am America, like I have a 300 billion deficit! LOL! Dumbass! And speaking of that, I wonder why America is in debt? Gee, could it be because America is always helping out other countries and keep letting illegals into the country? I agree, America is a messed up country and it sucks having to live here! So, whatever, homo!

[elmoloverjess123]

u r shit

have a nice day :)

[dickponderous]

keep watching and commenting!

[BriannaG96]

that is soooooooo rertared

[bravepills]

'odd kids or injured retards' lmao

[fankwizard]

well that sorta sucked but funny

[Darkcrisis3RB]

show a vide

[kkevinwit]

this is nothing compared with the most horrific video i ever seen (it's about woodchester mansion, still here:

on-fire-news dot blogspot dot com

[sdylan01]

could u post the video of that tape or if its on here whats the name???? thanks!

[bleedingdiru]

hey if you want to go to some place haunted go to the country tavern in Nashua NH a woman and her child were murdered by her husband and she's haunting that place looking for her child. She actualy took a fork out of a little kids hand and she moves stuff around and flickers the lights also there is some grave yard in Nashua NH that is said to be haunted. Good video!

[passionwagon33]

i agree as far as haunted houses go there great fun, but theres nothing more annoying than people gabbling on how not scared they are and its boring. and as far as real spooky places you get a feeling of being watched or forbiding you from entering i do like that erie feeling fun but scary anyway thanks for video funny to. ps do you go out in the woods at night? i wouldnt spooky.

[ndnsawfan5]

idk its a weird bird i cant remember the name butu its a bird i promise

[dickponderous]

I believe you I was curious if you knew the name so I could look for it.

[ndnsawfan5]

wehen u find out ill tell u

[Revenge1980mh]

good job very intersesting .

[kryptedklown1]

i must say i liked strange sound in this video sounded kinda creepy

[ndnsawfan5]

its a freakin bird, it very rare i know cuz we have a couple around here where i live.

[dickponderous]

what kind of bird?

[buddybleau]

Give us something to look at? What a joke! What a waste. I noticed the words "BIG MISTAKE" printed on your shirt. I agree, when they circumcised you, they threw the wrong piece away......big mistake!!

[dickponderous]

Thanks for watching! Keep commenting and make the next one original and if it isn't too much trouble make it clever too.

[Steelys4me]

hahahahahahahahahah retarted people funny this is funny lol

[kurstenaa]

i thought it was intersesting to watch good job iiked it

[NeroDiavolo]

Hi there,  Down here in New Jersey, where the Jersey Devil roams, you may have heard of him, we have an endangered species of frog that actually screams, and sounds just like a woman screaming. Thats what you might have there. Although, you do hafta admit, in the vid, it does sound like someone is yelling some sort of audible word, like "HELP!".

[legendarycy]

can u put the ball of light tape on youtube?

[eastsidej]

when was thiz

[dickponderous]

near last holloween

[thezacholleyshow]

you spelled halloween wrong its spelled H "a" lloween with an "a" not and "o" just thought I'd let you know that.

[andrewle1986]

your a homo

[costanos]

rofl either odd children or injured retartds.

If hunted houses "real" are normally boring to you, you should check out a famous one at night or something.

[eastsidej]

like how grl

[martianfanatic007]

Something about that video hypnotized me to actually watch until the end of that gay and pointless video. Wow.

[FuckOffGatica]

oh and great video

[FuckOffGatica]

I thought it was a kid crying , but a retard crying for help, that made me lol...now i feel bad fro laughing...

[natorpen]

"it sounds like a retard asking for help" YOU WERE TALKING TO YOURSELF!!!

[dickponderous]

wow, the clever people that troll you tube never cease to amaze

[alterage]

that sounded like a cat in the background

[fureiousgeorgefilms]

what song was that in the beginning?It sounded something like Thank You by Led Zeppelin

[dickponderous]

its called "prelude and fugue in d and e minor" it's the theme song to a little movie called "Big Mistake"

[fergie56765]

did u ever find out what that noise was and i heard it too

[nobodywilltink]

I think you guys should let experts look at that tape of yours. Getting a woman in a bonnet on camera would intrigue most ghost hunters and other related specialists.

[nobodywilltink]

your backyard is sweet.

[Chucka86]

isnt that the woods where the blair witch lives. lmao -YAWN-

[newyorkmetsw]

Check this haunted house out, freewebsdotcomslashfieldoffrig­htslashindexdothtm

[jackieszeverton]

heyzzz lol ur a pissa! " retarded injured children" did you end up finding out wat the noise was?

[dickponderous]

it was an injured animal of some sort. That was the best I could figure.

[midguardz]

Well if you really loved being scared as you say you would have taken your camera & gone out into the woods like blair witch to film what the sound actually was. god knows what we would have found but you would have had the best footage for utube thats for sure. otherwise b/s talks & its all hot air.

[dickponderous]

watch again and listen to what I said. I said that "real" haunted places are boring. I like haunted houses that are designed to "scare" you. And footage of me trumping through the woods would hardly be "the best".

[midguardz]

Depends what you find there. Unless yopure too afraid for real adventure. How can real adventure be more boring than superficial adventure. Unless you are prentending youre bored to hide your true fear of whats real. Stephen King said people love watching his horror becaseu it releases us from the inner desires we have of killing others or using our bodies as disposables so we get the thrill.

[gaby621]

i repsct the dude that made the vid

[jzissette]

Netherworld is awesome. Been there the past 10 years...never disappointed.

[277kevy]

i think your full of shit. try editing out the car horn, and i might beleive you really out in the woods

[dickponderous]

I'm not in the woods asshat I'm in my backyard. Watch the entire viddy next time. Notice the BARN behind me! And "believe me" about what? Be a bit more specific.

[mariposa0283]

so are there like any houses around you that have kids that the noise could be coming from or are you way out in the country with no neighbors?

anyways love the beckeresque music at the end of your vid lol...

[nwheatcraft]

I also live in the woods, and that noise if it's an animal is usually a bobcat.

[clearbluereason]

Keep us posted on the haunted houses. Oh and Big Misake of course ;)

[jamirro15231]

oh i agree i want to have postits of the movie

[Likes2Bead]

Your backyard would creep me out, frankly if I started hearing that I would of gone inside and locked the door. :) I LOVE haunted houses, some of the best ones I have gone to were in Utah (one of the few good things about Utah when I lived there, they had some really cool ones that were outdoors, it was great. This year we are thinking of going to one located in a cornfield, sounds awesome!

[dickponderous]

Ooooo a corn field haunt! I wanna go! very, king.

[Likes2Bead]

LOL! Come on down. :) I will try for pictures or even video and share.

[Saturate]

You look like a penguin with glasses.

Rad

[dickponderous]

Sweet! So very nun like?

[Minniver]

Good to see you back :) I'm with you, give me a good scare, make my heart skip *grin* Nothing like it. I always feel slightly like H.A.L. when I watch your videos... the fun of a "real" haunted house is that you scare the shit out of yourself.

[thebigpicture3]

Those tapping sounds and children's yells are creepy...you're messing with us aren't you? ;)

[melrosedel]

Would love to hear a review, I actually have a great time at the haunts in the ATL.

[MonzaBird]

You live in the woods?? And that sound was creepy!!

I'd like to go to a haunted house or something but i would propably start screaming at any little noise :P

[LadySeneca]

I love haunted houses, but haven't been to one in a long time and doubt that I do this year *sigh*.  It's good to see you back. :D

[Paperlilies]

I'm so glad you're back! I know I'm not the only one to have missed you. :)

[OC5]

that retard bit had me in stitches.

[Msbehaving]

You should've had somebody jump you at the end of this, would have scared the crap out of everybody.

[Dreamland28]

that did sound like a retard crying for help ROFL.

it's nice to see that your back, an i also like fun haunted houses.

Good Luck

Dream28

[cinderellaferret]

Contest! Oh, and what was the Prez doing in Georgia and why was he crying?

[johnjohnson77]

yeah umm.. platsy hasen't been on in awhile so idk if he will see this dick, they have been gone almost as long as you. good video by the way, those were weird noises, you can hear them if you turn up the volume.

[Lyserge]

Wow DP! After you started talking about a cry for help.. I was on edge for the duration of the vid. I'm glad nothing came and ate your face off. That woulda scared me.:) Peace!

[BigRiggBlues]

Thank you! For the better part of a decade, I have worked in various haunted houses. The people who come to prove their bravery or other such bullshit ruin the experience not only for themselves, but also for the people working in the haunt. I'm glad someone who's not a haunter feels this way.

[hay1337]

LOL sounds like a retard crying for help HAHAH!!!!

yes i did 'lol'

[Nalora]

Holy crap you are back!! Yay!

[silentbobinak]

i was sooo expecting you to scare the crap out of us by doing a cut to a scary face or something, what with the background sounds and all...never came but a book fell over and scared the hell out of me in my bedroom lol

[Blunty3000]

Looking forward to the contest :) gotta get me some Big mistake merch :D