Long Distance 2

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

Totally! And when you wake up naked with the woman and there's a dog in the bed and a can of whipped cream and you're trying to put the pieces together when her teenage son comes in and asks you if you can drop him off at the cinema on your way out and he doesn't seem weirded out at all that there's a man in bed with his mom.

[uprockbiddy]

like it how the ad on the side of the video is for russian love match:))

[fuzhouanonymous]

poor baby

[nathanandi]

Sounds like this was a personal experiance

[mill14rd0]

LOL!! Bad luck Somegreybloke... but, don't give up... you might find a ... less troublesome relationship... LOL!!

[QwAdr0x256]

#WTF

[SteakOfAnger]

ah dude that happens to me all the time!

[keeper853]

s o m e g r e y b l o k e.

[keeper853]

s o m e g r e y b l o k e

[oralpussy]

holiday dating site # lushfmlk.info #

[LowStackTom]

@greybloke : well, u could have started a relationship with her coke-addicted husband ...

question is: is a nosefull of coke better than a fistfull of mayhem ?

ps: ur both brilliant

[merfist]

why not try making a video less troublesome by not doing cartoons :D

[emoemo247]

penis

[JTKatz07]

Cock!

[spazmonkey618]

@JTKatz07

Mature

lol

[koponenii]

consulate ride rules. All true adventurers buys alltime just 1 way ticket :D

[viralthings]

I've been pushed against a wall in a very aggressive manner before.

[p0gerty]

I've got a suggestion for you, Graham. Perhaps your videos would become more popular if you featured attractive semi-nude women in your videos. Just a suggestion.

[georgewhedge]

Brillaint ! Best one yet SomeGreyBloke.

[valeriemcskeeter]

unfortunately, that has NEVER happened to me. :/ i need to move to europe.

[koponenii]

@valeriemcskeeter Yes wellcome . This is daily routine here ,enjoy.

[TheRunescapefan3]

samething happened to me... except i was in bed with 2 other guys... :3

[grenadeer09]

Musta been one helluva trip.

[Thiefree]

I don't think it's a common experience, but one certainly worth bearing in mind.

[omisaras]

lolololo long distance relationships suck

[dancingninjaboy]

In the red light distict where the lights are shining red...you pay the same to go all the way as you would for just some head! It's down by the canal, the girls are beautiful, but they wish they had a different job instead.

[shortmotions]

hahaha not normal tea its T #LOL

[8133169]

lol.

wish that could happen to me.

[LittleKitty170]

lol

[TomTrain1]

pml

[siouszeeQ]

rotflmao! it's just not worth it...........poor Graham!

next time go for a brownie instead of tea! lol

[minipugzz]

Thats off Mysti, when she wants you to go to amsterdam rofl

[MrDustandechoes]

LOL

[whaddayaknow17]

hahahahahahhaahha awesome.

[DOEsitBetter]

Not only that lol.... you could be talking/getting close to a MAN!!! or a TRANNY!!!

or an old grey TRANNY MAN!!!

Or an OLD GREY TRANNY MAN high on COCAINE with a walkin stick that coverts into a DILDO!!! Possibilities are endless lol rexmundi6 actually got chased and lost his/her eye? OMFG fudge that.

[1position69]

I have a friend who went to Amsterdam and he was rubbing up against a window girl then her cock came out lol

[lygophile]

that never happened

[1position69]

erm yes it did so please don't call me a liar

[lygophile]

oh i believe YOU. i just don't believe your friend.

window prostitutes are not typically trans. not in amsterdam.

the only way it could be true is if he was in some backally brothel or peepshow, and took very wrong directions. but even then it would be very unlikely.

this is not thailand.

[Jamesuni]

This has to be the worse posible case scenerio.

[justinss120]

cswpntbistbdmwrtwff

[hugo5918]

@justinss120 So underused yet so useful :)

[EnhancedNightmare]

Standard day in Amsterdam, we've all been through that.

[dawnfresh]

omg ur the BEST!!!!!!!!

XD XD XD XD XD

[mooxim]

what's with the "wikipedia:unusual art" shortcut? There is no wikipedia:unusual art article.

[mooxim]

this was supposed to be a comment on "what facebook is for". Not entirely sure what happened there, something to do with fullscreen.

[gonegonego]

this is so.....funny xD

[danicule187]

cried with laughter, then actually snorted milk. got myself thrown out of the internet cafe. dont care. insanely funny.

"and then you're naked, in a park and it's the next day..." OMG

[rexmundi6]

happens to me all the time except when i was being chased through amsterdam the last time i lost my eye!

[blackstonewielder19]

i did something like that ones

nothing bad like that happened, she just thought i was an asshole lol

[eldorado61guy]

hate when that happens

[kiza8176]

"its just not worth it"

[DanLJames]

Yeah. I know what you mean.

But not all online relationship evolve around that. Some of them are actually really successful.

[majdijr]

true, i've managed to meet my first true love on hi5 and things went amazingly smooth at the beginning then later on i screwed it up by being pushy and everything but sometimes you get really successful and im going to do my best with this girl again in the next year and ask for her hand officially

[DanLJames]

Well, I wish you the best of luck. :)

Anyway, then you know what I mean. Not always does it end up as a royal cock-up. It can be magical to meet someone online, and it ends in something magical. :)

[lairg11]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why haven't these videos got more views.!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rumismyfriend]

yay!!! :)

[jimbobtownley2]

70 Euro lol!

[majdijr]

he was obviously exaggerating, ive been there and it seems like the magic number is 50 Euro, all of them ask for the same number

[a3xis]

you can haggle if you're white

[tko369369]

I also heard you can haggle if your a japanese!

[onfire123123]

thats a pretty specific example

[jabbafeet]

lol brilliant

[Pct3ch]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.­.

SOUNDS like a REALLY STORY MAN!

[Darkonomist]

Totally agree.

I was in a Long Distance "relationship" with one of my high school sweethearts who somehow convinced me that she was still in love with me.

When we met again in my hometown, it turned out that her 50-year old boyfriend doesn't satisfy her sexually but pays well -_-

The f.... with LDRs. I wasted 6 monthss of my life because of her. 6 f-ing months!

[josesilva9910]

Ouch.

[Richprincess307]

Poor you.

Good luck with your life! :P

[kingsweeting]

...damn

[yethboth]

These videos are brilliant. They are so truthful and tragic in a satrical and black humorous way about today's depressing realities and how it affects on a seemingly good person like the smallgreybloke character and how he is being neglected by the society of today.

[vilxan]

That's a bit pessimistic. You should take Dr. Sion McElveen of the University of Online Marketing's Personality Test!

[amadpianist]

Captain Obvious to the rescue!

...Sorry

[muchacho8979]

hahha!! amazing!

[MzEvilicious]

dude!! that totally sounds worth it!  LMAO

[polikolpol]

totaly agree :D

[Evenindeath6]

ahahah fucking genius

5/5

[jclu0301]

sooo not worth it graham.

[alimanes]

howdgya get so fames?

[PFWoody488]

Come on Graham. Sounds like you had a helluva weekend to me.

What a great idea! You've inspired me. Gotta go book a flight to Vegas. Later.

[SamKisses08]

ahahahahahaha!!!!

[BekkaxAndrew]

...

Poor Grayem

[vexxxat]

nice 1

hes been thru dis

[PhineusPhreak]

lol sounds like he speaks from experience! :-D

[RubyeyedDragon]

I love love love this!

[stewpot990]

That was good

[ScepticalPenguin]

I love how he says it all as so matter of fact

[lolyypop11]

lmao 5/5

[Mainiac97]

oh....poor Graham....=(

I guess this is the end of Graham and mysti.

[fredheadsaid]

oh..poor guy....

[doctrlipshits12]

its just not worth it .. whata joker.

[Carlng6]

"its just... not worth it" lmao

[danherbert96]

that was brilliant XD

[Morahan14]

HAHAH wtf brilliant!!

[Floraiton]

LMAO!!!!!

[sam06s2b]

Brilliant. Just Brilliant.

[999ROBERT666]

SO FUNNY!

[madmax01992]

lol very good :)

[Je66Bon]

lmao naked in a park XD

[strongbowblade]

hahaha, they do work though, this time last year i met a girl on yt i live in england shes in italy we met last december, meeting again at the end of the month, all being well we r gonna live together in the summer

[Adolphsson]

yeah, we've all had one of those days.. :)

[spimpile]

that is amazing script writing.

[Morzadec]

fucking genius you're right this guy should should be writing for a sitcom or something

[jrllruiz]

i know how that goes that happened to me too. haha

[mavroa]

aahahah she got u man lol

[mrlowdangle]

unless i get my shit together

when i grow up, im gonna be some grey bloke  :(

[rastarenegade]

well even if you are-at least you will make people laugh!!!

[PunkCabaretFTW]

This could make SUCH a great monologue. Seriously. <3

[lamegliogioventu]

i' m imagining that story really happening

[ndyt]

I don't see the down side...

[Guamjfk]

Bloody Brilliant!

[CamdenBloke]

OMG we must know the same woman! That exact thing happened to me. Tell me, did yours have a lazy eye?

[kiannaluv21]

I can't believe you went with that crazy chick, poor Graham, I adore you baby....come to me lol

[LittleA4000]

..oddly specific there... Lols

[pokinsmot]

i dunno... sounds very worth it to me

[dervish2173]

I only heard Graham swear once and that was when he said the "s" word. :o

[rodion12]

pure classic

[AnonNov]

Perfect.

[emodude123123]

dude that happened to me, everything was exactly like that lol

[lastcomicleft]

lol awesome. are you using flash for your animation?

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

[madleetgeek]

Hate when that happens! I swear, there should be a law.

[RighteousOne777]

Haha...pure brilliance.

[sherrinasherrina]

classic

[crystalclearvideopro]

MIKE, You are so good! LOLOLOLThis is so funny!

[Ishkielov]

Ahahahahaha! amazing

[kibk8al]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL outrageously funny

[dorotwhy]

Those Internet relationships can be quite dangerous. :O)

[BondOfFlamesVIII]

Hahaha!

[vafanere]

:) Great video, love this kind of humor!

[chibikay82]

Misty did this to you?

[xyzllii]

Just great !!

[absentmindedprof]

Sure makes EuroDisney seem a whole lot more appealing.

Eric M

[ZenannM]

HAHA

[Microwavish]

He's had too much cocaine

[rationalistic]

it's totally worth it.

[Botopucha]

OMFG

[senorgaus]

17!? She charged me 24!!

[bfo68]

...and the you are naked in the park and its the next day....

lol classic

[direstr8ts]

Really love the very matter of fact tone and style you use in your skits. Makes me laugh and say "Hey I'm glad I'm not somegreybloke." But then I think about it and ...... I am. Just like many others that can relate in some grey bloke kind of way :) Cheers!!!

[Gdiaries]

Hello Graham, loving your Vlogs, hope you don't mind me responding with one of my video's.

Love ya

[MntlWard]

Misty did *that* to you?  But she seemed so *harmless.*

[jimdidr]

I just have to comment again, this is the funnyest thing i have seen in sooo long. (4th time i check out this clip)

[TOdoubleD77533]

yeah, thats why I only play dumptruck with chicks, you know drop a load and leave. That's my advice. not that you asked, and it wouldn't be as funny. Which is the point, I suppose. Great video can't wait to see more of the Great Graham.

[loutyr]

Great as usual. Did you catch cold?

[drblacko]

That was class, did it really happen?

[zero27design]

It actually MAY worth... depending on how much you will remember the next day :)

[RSlita02]

Amen to that last part.

[battlescar45]

rofled

[Oberkiller]

lmao xD

[RomeoCo]

Happens to me all the time...

[Slizarus]

That's pretty much how it goes mate

[Raphaelus13]

shit happens, man.

[Meuwens]

I hate when that happens

[tomthecool]

Yeah, I get that all the time...

[shamoni8]

damn white brits have all the fuckin fun! :(

[mochaman15]

soooooooooo, then what happened?

[nonoctave]

Graham, spot on. I hate when that happens.

[Monstory]

I thought by now I'd see an video for toothpaste in the related videos section... what a shame I didn't...

Kidding.. anyways, i really love your videos! Very entertaining! I hope to see more!

[MonkeyNotDead]

damn man?

[mdilligaf]

Awesome XD

[moester101]

tis is graham's funniest vid so far...

[Raisesorchids]

Graham, my last internet date was even worse. Good you got out of the game early before things got really bad.

[Raven890]

its true its not worth it at all...

[TeeHeeHee73]

funniest one in a while. brilliant!!!

[RabidLarmer]

Graham you seem somewhat surprised and disturbed by your recent experience

[Peadar1985]

lol!

[lovespock]

Poor Blokey.  :)

[MuddeyMoose]

we've all been there, man

[beh1310]

where do u get all these stuff from?? dude ur mind is as big as this world...

[13bexy13]

Its just... not worth it

XD XD XD BAHAHA

[mitenzouki]

Ah yes, that is usually how trips to Amsterdam end up.

[acekingie]

hahahaah!!! BEST YET!!

[somegreybloke]

Is anybody else seeing an advert for toothpaste next to this video? What are they implying?

[ichalz]

Graham, many apologies, but upon inspection, your oral hygiene may require work. This bears no reflection whatsoever on your personality in general, as you're a very personable fellow with many great qualities.

On second thought, perhaps what may be seen as poor dental hygiene might be a combination of poor lighting and an odd contrast of skin-palor to enamel color.

Regardless, as with the related videos, I doubt there is any substantial correlation between the advert and your video.

[somegreybloke]

I intend to make a video explaining the hue of my teeth quite soon.

[scriptophil]

Thanks for the vid Graham. I've now started a relationship with a hot young girl who charms older men. She is very charming, it's true, so I have no qualms there, although my credit card seems to be going rapidly towards its limit. I hope it's worth it.

[somegreybloke]

I have no doubt that the people responsible for posting the related videos are trustworthy and genuine and charge a fair price for their services.

I really enjoy these videos :) Simple, and I have to say the acting is very apt, and entertaining!

Glad I found 'em.