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  • Lol, He don't know jack bout ramen noodles, cause he aint asian. nigguh.

  • this is hilarious but helpd me

  • ramen chi? Sprit? Special casing?

  • ramen is japanese lol

  • I eat beef Ramen Noodles.... -___-

  • I eat beef Ramen Noodles.... -____-

  • @1Bullet2Ki11s Me too, that's my fav! Beef all the way.

  • Who's that hot chick? You must have a lot of money buying those extra expensive pots? I prefer to cook in a bucket. I think she is a bodybuilder with bulked up calves.

  • Im eating some right now and thumbs up if ur watching this on 2011

  • at the end, I thought she was imitating the mother from coneheads

  • A friend of mine is looking for a japanese man. she wants to learn how to cook Japanese Noodle Ramen. He must live in México City. She had seen the Ramen girl movie and now she asked me to help her. That´s crazy but she is my friend.

  • l0l_I_fëEl_só_lÒNÉly_tODÁY

  • what's great about this clip is the way he can draw out one bad joke for 3 and a half mins and still maintain a smug look on his face.

  • ur cool lol

  • It's best to keep girlfriends and their lame comments off videos. Suggest they go hoarding, I mean shopping, then make video. Note: this "funny" video didn't show us your real technique. I know you eat them, so do it right nex time, now proceed to masturbate while watching fav sport

  • I've never heard anyone say so much pointless shit about anything in my life..

  • pfft ive been eating them for 7 years i am master of all ramen flavors!

  • Everyone can do to make instant ramen. It isn't cooking.

  • so lame

  • 10 years to learn how to make Ramen? In only took me 1 year of college

  • 1:25-1:28 -> my ears are bleeding

  • Uhm

  • do i have to use winzip to extract the noodles out of its 'special casing'

  • This is bullshit, complete waste of time.

  • boil water.

    eat noodles directly from package.

    drink boiling water.

    snort chicken powder.

  • @Itzthreepeat your joking...

  • @tsukasa1608 i even posted a video with these steps.

  • @Itzthreepeat best comment ever

  • in soviet russia, noodles slurp you............(so bored)

  • I add beef bouillon to the chicken flavor Ramen :P

  • I got my ramen noodles in wal mart :D

  • Beef ramen all the way. Also, I would have laughed at the cosmic justice if that woman had shoved the leeks up your ass.

  • Eat a dick, you bastard, beef ramen all the way.

  • lol @ponzi

  • very comical stuff...i agree that you have to account for carry over on the cooking, take them off of the heat before they are fully cooked. However, "Top Ramen" SUCK! use Maruchan, they have better noodles hands down.

  • LOL spirit of the noodles :)

  • fuck you bits

  • all i do is cook ramen like this

    first get cup of boiling water

    second put ramen in cup and put dictionary on top of cup

    then put chicken in the cup after ramen is soggy

    and finally eat and enjoy

  • even though japan made ramen...south korea HAS THE MOST BEST RAMEN

  • SOUTH KOREA HAS THE BEST RAMEN!!!!!

  • nomnomnom...im eating noodles :D:D

  • haha nice.

  • Ni ze me hui shir if u understand Chinese then yep I'll answer the question white boiii

  • that bitch is annoying

  • If you are in a group of 8 people, every one will say ramen differently.

    Ray men

    Rah men

    Romaine

    Romulan

    Rastaman

    Rahmeeyen

    Rahma lahmas..?

    Rammin'

    And yes, I have heard every one of these said, in all seriousness, in a conversation.

  • @zoomerlawns the Ramen words was actually from Chinese 拉面 and the real pronounce is La Mian.

  • @tsukasa1608 And yet another pronunciation!

  • I'm a master at sitting on a chair

  • I'm a master at seating on a chair

  • lmaooo i love this

  • newsflash, there is no god

  • u sucks.

  • im a master at all raman and maruchan flavors

  • If god intended us to have green onions he would have put them in the magic packet!

  • you two are soooo cute.... i forgot what you were cooking..... i just love it

  • you're a weener

  • i crush my ramen before opening it. Does that mean I crush my ramen's soul?

  • i have to" train" to cook noodles.

    -_-

  • Ramen noodles are awesome but it's the beef favor that's the best. And btw I have them on the stove and microwave but I prefer the microwave cuz it quicker.

  • You wife is very pretty. Can she cook too?

  • @ace62Here

    No, Thats why they got diviorced

  • @Spitative Oh bummer. Sorry.

  • kimchi ramen is the best! the rest are just noodles..

  • truthfully i dont like noodles thats made from america

    no offense

    its just that i want to eat something that is ORIGINALLY imported from asia, it has a very different and distinct taste from the ones made here :P

  • lol 

  • Ooooo thats how you do it...i kept putting the pot in the microwave...next step,hotpockets...cause there godly

  • Really? It took you 10 years to learn how to cook top ramen? I don't think I've ever seen a bigger loser in my life. Ya need to lay off the chicken flavor. Apparently it's turning you into a very unintelligent douchebag. Take some advice from your girl you noob. You might actually might learn something smart.

  • @SoulKrushr

    Don't take the video so seriously, it was done to be funny, and your serious/retarded attitude is making you look like a jackass. >.>, Least I found the humor in it.

  • LOL

  • What a noob. Not only does he use packaged ramen, it the nissin noodle which is ghetto as **** also he sounded like he just read the pakaging

  • ramen is good because you can cook it when you're drunk.

  • the fuck is under him ps u r the electronic guy on youtube to

  • i just want t fuxxx with the chineese women you buy on the internet. If she makes ramen this is a good invest bro.

  • i just wanna say i got a really big penis and can suck my own dick..and i farted extremly loud and shit came out ,,now its in my pants can anyone help me??

  • how cute making food by wife and husband ohhhh you marry a chinese girl how cute uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh loll

  • Even his girl is like

    "Why are you such a lite-douchebag?"

  • And NOBODY ASKS YOU WHAT YOU COOK!

  • This guy is a douche

    Everybody know Oriental is da shit!

    Chicken is for tru posers!

  • if yall don't know how to cook ramen then u must be dumb. i microwave dat shit and eat it!

  • @sugarmuffinberry YOU EAT MICROWAVED SHIT?!?......thats gross.

  • らめん が だいすき です! いいね!

  • He shouldn't be saying anything, they're in the kitchen.. so the woman knows best what to cook

  • wat a nerd

  • How to Cook Ramen Noodles lol wtf

  • Wait...so do I place the entire contents with the bag in the boiling water??

  • lol

  • if in the states..nong shim is the best when it comes to noodles...and yes green onion!...

  • is is ramen or ramen with a capital upper case a??

  • I enjoy Pirillo, but this is way below Chow standards, cute, but stupid, I come to Chow for information. This was Chris being amused with himself. (which I enjoy in it's place, this is not his place)

  • 1:11 ponzi orgasm

  • What did happen to ponzi?

  • The magic packet ahhahhhahhahahahahhahhahahshaa­hhahhahahajajajajaja

  • Thanks, learned alot...Those damn beefers....lol

  • when you said how to cook ramen noodles i thought you actually knew how to make the noodles from scratch......... U_U should've known better.......

  • ramen spirit his a weirdo

  • Ramen, gods wonder to all people with no cooking talent lol

  • u don't study to know everything about china. u live it.

  • i love ramen

  • RAMEN IS FROM JAPAN!

  • @LUNAPHX REALLY?!?!?!

  • nope, japanese people eat ramen a lot more than chinese, but its originally a chinse food.. as far as i know

  • Ramen actually originated in china. Instant ramen was invented by a taiwainese man (Momofuku Ando) who lived in japan

  • Ramen is originally from China dumbass.

  • @LUNAPHX its actual origin is from china.

  • @LUNAPHX

    You are tottally right, Ramen is from Japan. Some of stuff originally from China but it is far different from Chinese noodle food.

  • @LUNAPHX FALSE, It was brought to Japan but was originally in China...sorry.

  • @LUNAPHX

    Actually ramen was imported to Japan from China.

  • @poeboy2 Yes, China is origin for ramen. It is that all Japanese knows.

  • i am da cookie monster ahahahahaha! :}?

  • nope microwave for 2 mins add packet then 1 1/2 mins um um um yum

  • Japan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha thats whats up

  • lol "expert," one of the 65,000 ways to cook ramen.....every college student/stoner/party animal is an expert in ramen....which one are you??

    lmao

  • @blooberflat22

    all three of course!!

  • that was retarded!!!

  • ramen is from japan...... not china

    the cheeee

  • @XoxYangxoX nope. look up the history. it traveled from china to japan. not the other way around.

  • @XoxYangxoX it originated in china

  • the whole time the ramen dude was talking i was looking at his hot wife,ill eat her ramen up..sushi..

  • this is the typical diet for a tech person like me :D

  • WinRarmen XDDD

  • Extract the Ramen Using WinRar, WinZip, or 7zip XD

  • i cant use stuffit?

  • @icedragon295 Will TopRarZip2.0 work?

  • @FatNerfer No you fucking loser, ONLY WINRAR WINZIP OR 7ZIP.

  • @TheYTCM STFU your moms a crack whore.

  • trophy wifey

  • dude, just what i was thinking. but ramen's good. and, anyone who's good at cooking ramen noodles, is good in my box, and deserves such a trophy wife.

  • i admire your ramen skills. however i contest that no one loves noodles as much as myself, Nood Leon. check out my videos for proof.

  • You're not certified to cook these!

  • thats the point of the joke! calm down lol.

  • u cant be an Expert to make Instant ramen -.- What an IDIOT

  • youre an absolute moron if you dont understand his sarcasm.

  • beef ramen all the way!! Down with chicken

  • I'm eating ramen now :D

  • same

  • u dont need to be a profesional to make ramen noodles -.-

  • Yes you do.

  • Corn ramen is nice :D 1/2 cup corn 1/2 cup beansprouts, saute them in butter. boil the noodles and add 3 chicken stock cubes with 2 teaspoons of salt into a pan of boiling water. Put the noodles in the bowl, then the soup, then the vegetables and sprinkle sesame seeds on top, serves 2-4 people :D obviously costs more than instant ramen though.

  • This is making me hungry

  • A whole chicken is ground into the little packet?!?

    This is the age we're living in.

    lol

  • lol you two are so cute

  • Ok Do this, But if you want to make this dish 10 times betters, ALl you do it, When its in the bowl all ready for it to eat. Lay it on the grounds nicly and gently dip your BALLS in it from 5-7 times, Makes it taste like the Best CHef in the world made it just for you

  • Dude it didn't work, what did I do wrong?

  • You gota make sure your hole package is in the soup.

  • IT WON'T FIT! :(

  • Dont worry there is a plan B, Drop a Shit right into the bowl, Stir for two minutes. Let Simmer, Then ENJOY

  • I have diarhea so it came out mushy but it tastes fine, :)

  • Great

  • Top Ramen? What a loser.

    Everybody knows that Maruchan makes the best Ramen!

  • @MrMrPanPan hell yea

  • @MrMrPanPan DAMN RIGHT! LOL

  • @MrMrPanPan NO!!! NONE OF THIS AMERICAN CRAP!!! ORIGINAL FTW!!

  • OMG. This is hilarious.

  • if he dyes his hair brunette he would look just like brad pitt...

  • ramen is japanese

  • the actual noodles are originally from china buddy

  • The name ramen and the style of this noodle is Japanese not Chinese. Also the Italians and Arabs also say they invented the noodle so its debatable and not just Chinese. Like paper and writing it could have more than one origin.

  • asian buddy

  • that was retarded omfg

  • bunch of fags

  • im 3 and i cook ramen u bitch!

  • Is Chris still married to her?

  • Nope, sucks eh.

  • got a new wife?

  • Listen to your wife.

  • This is so hard, it's hard! hard! hard!... to understand who thought of something so easy to cook

  • i use 7 zip =]

  • LOL the comment at 1:26 "So do you have to use winzip to extract the noodles fromt eh plastic" LOL

  • who the fuck r u guys

  • his girl is like ... just stare and smile... just stare and smile... i hope i don't look idiotic...:)

  • i don't think God would eat ramen

  • ramen is the best food ever, actually hot cheetos are, but w/e

  • any asshole can make ramen noodles i make it as a snack its not that hard!

  • Um... no shit. Anyone can make it, hell all you really need is a bowl, microwave, and the noodles/seasoning. I don't really get your attitude, but I don't think that he was serious. Btw, I like adding SPAM to the Chicken Flavor. :]

  • i want to know how to cook pirillo's testicals

  • i just cooked ramen noodles pork

  • daa i know how to it is easy it taste terrable in micro wava

  • I making some now..