Dylan Moran Stand Up

[DarkVictory100]

To the people who think he was wasted....he probably was those Irish love their booze.

[DATCMOTO]

Yawnnnn..

[mercfish]

AMAZING!!!!!!!

[MrMAxyzt]

2:32HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

[DiabolicalGenius]

"I know your type!"

It's really is funny, since I actually have met more than a few women who actually did seem to looking for a guy just like he described. Not a hint of exaggeration, they wanted exactly that.

[jomenvisst1]

Am i the only one who is pretty sure this guy is wasted on something? Just look at how he acts, especially the microphone shaking.

[TheAtheistFuture]

@jomenvisst1 It's part of his act, to be a waster.

[Maireadneville]

@jomenvisst1 Yeah I see where you're coming from...

[portishphonic]

He reminds me of Robert Smith here. I love them both to death.

[audas]

Ahhh - thats why the Brits rule comedy.

[PaddysHondaCivic]

@audas hez irish not british!!!

[WeAllReviewMovies]

@audas Hes IRISH.

[ScottishHades]

@audas FAIL!

[DINOLOVER6717]

"I may have spent too long on the toilet but i've almost got some feeling back in one of my legs." LMAO!

[yourdabull]

true enough.... women are slaves to bullshit!!

[stanislasdarjeeling]

@yourdabull pardon?

[yourdabull]

dark relatives and bargains bahaha

[weaselwomp]

AWW hes so clever...so cute and young here...his comedys still the same

[JA11CZ]

EPIC

[TheXSolemnXHypnotic]

Dopes. He's not an alco OR on drugs, it's his stage persona. Man. Judgmental much? Get a grip.

[allthoseletters]

jesus! alcoholic much? look at that shaking microphone!

[lasolangel]

u can tell his high

[stephjomc]

omg! edward cullen? .. oh shit nvm >.> 

[DaigoMoustache]

Is he nervous? His hand is shaking. Awwww. :)

[NationalTsanggraphic]

@DaigoMoustache nope, he's drunk

[sandningga]

anyone else see the orbs in the background??

[why1so1serious1]

@sandningga they are bead sowed in to the curtain thingy ehind him and they reflect every now and then cause the curtain is not still :p

[NisforNeville]

Not sure why the microphone is bobbing along like an apple in a river but it works.

[snootchie91]

Who needs poetry when you can listen to this guy doing stand up.

[notthere83]

wow he's young here... and either quite nervous or on something - i almost got nauseous from looking at that shaking mic ;)

[NationalTsanggraphic]

@notthere83 lol he's drunk

[gueibor]

"One of those blue-eyed guys with lots of teeth and hair and skin and all of that modern shit."

Legendary.

[i3skate]

He's. So. Attractive.

[federweichesHerz]

hilarious how robert pattinson looks exactly like him!

[TJTerry101]

@federweichesHerz No. No, no. No. >: (

<_<

Sorry, lol. Do not like Pattinson. As opposed to Dylan Moran, who is my hero. ^_^

[susypeti]

wow, this was his pre-rockstar era i would assume

[SoulMusic121]

"And now I'm just a random bag of tits" is such a glorious line of blank verse.

[EricW1063]

One of the best comedic rants Ive ever seen. LOL.

[1Thompsonmusic]

Boring voice and face=not funny. End of story.

[Marky0Nott]

@1Thompsonmusic your wrong

[tacoshitter]

lol this was back when he performed sober.

[unclepot]

1.14 ... i wonder is that where that guy from twilight stole his look from

[GBfanatic15]

@unclepot yes....but they failed epically at recreating it xD

[iluvspongebob88]

bulgarian ... im bulgarian :D

[kamuishirou]

@iluvspongebob88

Hahaha, me too. Same reaction. XD

[iluvspongebob88]

@kamuishirou thats amazing :)

[TheVentrue1]

he is exactly like his character on black books

[thekrakenism]

@TheVentrue1 I don't think so..... he's not pissed off enough on here xD

[paraicthecaretaker]

he looks like robert pattinson

[KingPadboy]

hes a shit comic though

[dharmabum91]

is this an amnesty international event?

[TahoeVista]

He's got the shakes here from drinking. He was a heavy boozer.

[cheeselovingtree]

@TahoeVista eh. He's been drunker on tour and he doesn't shake as much. I figure since he's younger here he's probably just super nervous.

[jimdidr]

drinks beer ? Thought Dylan was a wine man :D it really suited him in "Black Books"

[hughGwilly]

"feminine stuff... you know furniture"

[DigitalGhost94]

i love dylan moran, he's a legend theres something vunerable about him as well as him knowing alot.

[Dreamerx47]

O.o how does he know all this stu;oh wait hes a man never mind

you girls have know idea how twisted we really are

[PlatonicAmore]

Fantastic! Rofl

[dotchoo]

wow, i just discovered this guy, he's good, ill keep watching.

[LanceGardner]

@dotchoo Try watching the TV show 'Black Books'. He stars.

[dotchoo]

@LanceGardner yeah i'm watching it, i think it's incredibly funny and i cant believe i hadn't heard of it before. and even though he can't get over himself and how very artsy he is, i like him. he's brilliant.

[LadyEpic1996]

omg! Look at his hair!!!

[TheUberCayk]

americans, watch and learn what good stand up is

[dotchoo]

@TheUberCayk hah go watch some carlin or hicks.

[Dreamerx47]

americans: gave the world George Carlin, Linkin Park and porn

you are nothing now NOTHING

ps: not an american, americans are a bit weird

[dotchoo]

@Dreamerx47 and Bill Hicks and Mitch Hedberg and Bill Cosby and Robin Williams and and and the word "bully".probably. they must have.

[EternityInValhalla]

@Dreamerx47 Actually, the Greeks gave us porn.

[FlogTheClock]

ohmiigod, i used to be man shapedd

[KaiyoFay]

it's crazy how much he can do in 3 &1/2 minutes

[alwaysthesamedream]

'cause men are pathetic like that' XD

[roloug95]

he looks like a baby

[honeybearpooh]

aaawwww his hand is shaking so much hahaha

[Spiritfilled63146]

Ok I think I'm in love with this guy

[MooseOfReason]

Do-Do Run Run.  Hahahahaha.

[spodomaticfreeze]

he's so freaking nervous xD, still good stuff though

[Bardlettt]

Now I'm just a random bag of tits.

[cofpaddy]

That is a fuckin' ramble haha ah-mazing

[drummer1brt2gzs]

Brilliant!!!!!

[craicingproductions]

best irish comedian at the moment. Love black books too, savage stuff. If your thirsty for more irish comedy check out my channel.

[Choo69]

Edward Cullen?

[MicrophoneFarmer]

Dylan Moran is a poet.

[naughtyboymessiah]

@MicrophoneFarmer thats a great observation. i so completely agree. his 'and then the cage came down' skit is one of the most lyrically beautiful pieces of stand up i've heard. i think in terms of original creative-intelligent comedy, he rates as one of the best together with stewart lee and eddie izzard. i wish these were the heroes we emulated and not jedward, the latest x factor entrants , big brother contestants, page three girls and footballers wives.

[XxPrincesscolliexX]

@naughtyboymessiah Yep but for those of us who do choose dylan and eddie can be happy at our choice

[matt64345]

ok stand up but I prefer him as an actor

[MuppetsFromMars]

all hail dylan moran!

[darkprose]

I just can't get enough of self-deprecating, self-loathing humor. Moran, Woody Allen, Richard Lewis, Paula Poundstone, etc, etc, it's simply the best. It's my favorite type of comedy. 

[nblack02]

he looks drunk

[sunforger9087]

@nblack02 He's Irish.

[antmfan217]

@nblack02 What sunforger9087 said. He's Irish, ergo he's probably drunk. ;)

[willkillyoulast]

@antmfan217 You Irish?

[BbaLkAn88]

god he looks like a baby!

[WhattsHisName]

Unique.

[godluven44]

He looks like John Mayer!!!! :D

[Jiyuu89]

He looks so young here!

[underglow60]

Edward Cullen

[DrMmmPie]

Wow he looks very young, Early stuff is a lot better IMO

[0rganix]

that's great but he's now better at timing his jokes i think

[Nomorebiscuits]

I normally hate "this is what girls are like, this is what guys are like"-bits, but this guy is 1) hilarious and 2) nor patronizing.

[lijluvr356]

2:35 he was one of those blue-eyed guys with loads of teeth, and hair and skin, and all that modern shit. HOW DID HE KNOW? XDD jk

[caswombat]

holy shit- that's what rob pattinson will look like in 10 years! Dylan- LMFAO comedy gold! Love the way he's developed this persona, refined it and then ate it with a hint of lemon and shat it out sideways- vuala!~ the modern day Dylan Moran/Bernard Black (I swear he's just playing himself!)

[swordsmen2005]

europeans aren't as funny as americans

[nickkellie]

@swordsmen2005 I agree

[EdNewey654]

@swordsmen2005 stfu we can be well funny

[123RUTH123]

@swordsmen2005 that might (and thats a big might) be true if americans didnt censor EVERYTHING, ie. point irrelevant

[muddybloody]

@swordsmen2005 show me 1 american show that beats red dwarf... or black adder...

[swordsmen2005]

@muddybloody look up. Dave Chappel, Katt Williams, Ralphie May, Pablo Francisco. thats just of the top of my head

[muddybloody]

@swordsmen2005 those are not "shows", those are comedians, and still, they dont beat black adder or red dwarf with their "shows".

i prefer british comedy over several american comedy shows, american ones are funny, but they wont last for decades like the british ones.

if you dont "enjoy" european comedy, thats another thing, but claiming they are not as good as american...

european comedy is more refined and sophisticated. if i want a cheap laugh, american comedy is first thing i think of.

[swordsmen2005]

@muddybloody well i guess we have different views of funny

[quillber]

@muddybloody urgh, those shows are gross. 30 rock pisses all over them, to name one.

[muddybloody]

@quillber they are so gross that large number of people demand more episodes of them... so gross that finally we gonna have 2 new seasons of red dwarf after all those years xD

[quillber]

@muddybloody no no, love black books (for dylan mostly) and monthy python (to an extent, much prefer faulty towers). tina fey is a modern day john cleese.

[wickednesspluss]

@quillber eeeewwwwww, sorry, no

[quillber]

@muddybloody blackadder (rowan atkinson - unfunniest famous guy in comedy... ever?) and red dwarf - that show that was on when you knew you should have been out having fun on a saturday night which made it all the more depressing. sorry but they are both creepy shows that evoke feelings much closer to having tuberculosis in the 1800's than humour. each to their own though!

[muddybloody]

@quillber if you dont like monty python and the holy grail too i would say you got something against classic comedy xD

1- actually i dont like rowan much, just loved that show

2- not all the world has saturday/sunday as weekends, and i didnt watch the eps on tv anyway.

you hated black books too?

[newdarwin]

I hate those type of guys

[Cybria1]

LOL! Hilarious.

[SuperrrDuperrrr]

he always wears these huge shirts :D aw dylan moran you're one funny bloke :-]

[mig11280]

Is it just me, or does he look really young?

[MisterTwoPiece]

@mig11280 - maybe, just maybe, its because this was recorded when he was younger? :O

[chibichan1701]

@mig11280 This is probably a very early routine of his

[Brazaldo9]

shit

[lennic95]

@Brazaldo9 This was before he was a real man ;)

[Brazaldo9]

shit

[Lillefixit]

Dylan is fantastic. Love his shows.

[asd910ddm]

man...boring...not funnt

[WCSwing]

Then watch something else. The rest of use will watch and laugh and have a merry time.

[Uhmu45]

its realy hard to find it funny

[jsymons1985]

crocrobian children~ wtf

[olmatenightfox]

He looks weird without his raggy hair do

But still awesome stand up as ever

[astroboirap]

pissy beer

[mikethemanism]

not really good......

[Wongy10000000]

@mrfrostynova, lies!!!!!! dylan moran is the best comedian ever, he was just crap when he started off, now he's a genius

[3dspider]

dylan moran rants are the best rants

[willkillyoulast]

@3dspider But it must be said, Andrew Maxwell is right up there with him.

[danimathews3]

@willkillyoulast That's pure rubbish, like comparing chalk and cheese

[willkillyoulast]

@danimathews3 You calling Andrew Maxwell rubbish?

[danimathews3]

@willkillyoulast Not at all, his style is just different to Moran's :-)

[willkillyoulast]

@danimathews3 OH, rihgt. I take my Maxwell VERY seriously, see, haha. Anyway...I guess you're right, but my point was that they're both similar in how often they go off into rants. Maxwell is more insult-based, while Moran...well, he just stretches things beyond comprehension haha. But they both have fairly epic rants...

[0x0MCFEE0x0]

Agreeing with Xcuz1, black books is the funniest show in world history - its epic

[ChilibillieBOB]

If you pay attention, you'll notice that he starts of looking sober, and ends up looking really drunk. Acting drunk is what he does. And he is extremely good at it.

[AngelOfDa08]

Oh look, and older british accent having robert patterson O;

[masaidan]

Robert Pattinson's let himself go a bit don't you think?

[jugi84]

Yeah he used to look good before twilight.. :D

[lennic95]

@jugi84 hahaha!! Yeah lol :D

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@jugi84 Twilight does that to people.

[AngelOfDa08]

This is true its probably the glitter side effects ;)

[drgonz0id]

1) Dylan Moran is Irish 2) Robert is from London, England and hence has his own British accent and 3) they look nothing alike.

[AngelOfDa08]

Its a comment twilight freak, didnt mean to deface your idol and goal in life D: calm down no need to get all click happy on the thumb down button ;) just saying theres a similarity :)

[drgonz0id]

I'm a Dylan Moran freak. Big difference.

[AngelOfDa08]

Either way, its my comment if you dont like what i wrote just surpass my comment :)

[blf112761]

Has anyone watched "How Do You Want Me?" (1998) I just stumbled upon it last night. Looks good ... very difficult to beat "Black Books" though!

[Pamathey]

I like him.

[Xcuz1]

its good lol :D

quite short thou,very like black books...

we see a lot of US crap,with 40 series lol

Black Books is the best series ever :D

[4Clubs]

@Xcuz1 Verdade, verdade. Pena só ter três temporadas, hein? :P

[Xcuz1]

Ola,e nao é facil encontrar dvd's e assim dele em Portugal...

Tem de ser tudo ebay ou assim...

A serie How do you want me,é muito fixe,ele é mais novo e é tipo telenovela,mas tão lá os tiques e maneirismos que mais tarde fazem dele um dos meus favoritos...é interessante ver..

A co protagonista dele nessa serie,já faleceu,tragicamente,infelizme­nte

Abraço

[MyChemicalBlinkDay]

he looks like an older rob pattinson here.

[katie13456]

He sounds pissed!

[JustBecauz]

lol check out all of his other vids, he always does haha. legend

[emosrppl2uno]

he does all his gigs pissed

[knails]

I wanna smuggle Crocrobian children :D

[bullrun87]

@hassanane what kinda div r u? hes brilliant comic, an always plays a bastard!!! hes good at it!

[hassanane]

i didnt say he isnt funny.. i just said he plays that annoying prick in shaun of the dead.. which he does!

[MrBradipo73]

you should see him in black books, he's even more of a pricke there!

[kwellskids]

a lovable one though!

[plugindave]

@ffreeffalling tht's because u need t o get robert pattinson out of your head

[bennyboy273yeah]

@ffreeffalling IT IS!!!

[AngelOfDa08]

Why is this whole conversation marked as spam? x_x lol

[philphie]

lol what the fuck is with his hair in this one?

[ThisIsRickyGervais]

He shaved it off your mum's armpit.