Photonic Fence Anti-Mosquito Laser System

[UFC813CHRIS]

What if one lands on you...? O.o

[JeffersonWeedwhacker]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[Chrustay177]

DO WANT

[Spartan043]

Piss on flying cars. THIS is the future, and we are IN IT!

[900zxc]

take that, bitch!

[Volkhen]

Or they could just use DDT to fight malaria.

[SEThatered]

Second mosquito should've had a falling plane sound XD

[digitaldud]

Should upgrade it to work with deer.

[moemoeru]

一方日本はホイホイさんを作った

[alitareqali]

PAIN!

[QuaziGNRLNose]

The Wikipedia article is ridiculous.

[gnewstv]

@sebowe a slow motion video of you squashing a mozzie into the wall might look really painful too.

[sabatini210]

So can they modify it so I can blast bomber jet planes out of the sky? I'll go for that.

[happyking9]

here's something: "let's build a machine that incinerates the wings of mosquitoes"

:D weed FTW :D

[kirby4d]

4 people disliked this? I didnt know mosquitoes had access to YouTube.

[HelenoPaiva]

great device; even greater camera!!! i want that! =)

[futoku]

I know it's just a mosquito. But killing an animal by burning it to death and showing this in slow-motion leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Nice toy I guess.

[UraniumSalute]

@futoku It is a mosquito you fucking hippy. Jeez, I would hate to be around you if you accidentally stepped on a dog's paw.

[sebowe]

@futoku It kind of bothered me too... I mean, I don't hesitate to smash them, but at least it's a quick demise. I don't want anything to suffer, regardless of what it is. It would be more effective if this thing would just zap the whole bug rather than fry its wings off, leaving it alive. That, I think is a little cruel even for a mosquito.

[willywonk0]

@futoku Its the circle of life man, they bite us, me let them suffer then help them out with a final smash, its the american way :D Don't be anti patriotic!

[TheQlabs]

,...........010101010101010101­010

[Aqlor]

so the ones that survive will generate a stronger mosquito's generation?

[Maphysto]

This video is best when you imagine the mosquitoes screaming 'I'VE BEEN HIT! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!' in squeaky voices.

[97575934534]

@Maphysto Best YouTube comment I've seen in a long while.

[happyidiottalk]

Your move mozzies, lets see you evolve a strategy against this.

Human tech 1, Mozzies 0

[easycheezy85]

intelectualventures corp would now like to reveal the 2011 photonic fence unwanted people series!!... tired of poor people milling around? intelectualventures corp has got u covered :)

[ashleysmith383]

This is amazing! The only other way of killing mosquitoes that is this neat is that Mosquito Magnet trap. It lures mosquitoes into a vacuum by using CO2, which they think is human breath.

[tattooland]

muahahahahahaha I NEED ONE OF THIS LASER IN MY HOME!

[tattooland]

i NEED IT!!!!! Shell on ebay!

[Pyromaniac721]

Emperor Palpatine called, he wants his Death Star back

[Zephyr12533]

that's fucking awesome

[Chavagnatze]

That is a horrible way to die. Star Wars and other satellite laser systems will ensure that some of us will go the same way one day.

[cowboysteve]

@Chavagnatze You're a retard. Those systems are in place to make sure the city you live in isn't turned into a sheet of glass in the odd chance another country is stupid enough to launch a nuclear missile at the US. Pull your head out of your ass and stop being a dirty hippie.

[Chavagnatze]

@cowboysteve

I am being realistic. You can go right ahead and blindly believe what is fed to you. These systems have one job; vaporize the target. Man or missile.

[dingoperson]

This is actually a real product that works just like shown. Although the smell might be interesting.

[neworangeplanet]

Сколько грязи на руках?

[ian0green]

works perfectly.... in 3D rendered world only

[zdonick10]

This is real footage. It's just REALLY good footage.

[leandeganis]

@ian0green ?? this is not a 3d animation, did you mean that?

[MrHoppyX]

I want one that can set fire to cats.

[molinobeer]

looks like an horror movie.. xD

[JamesMorrow07]

It should be called the "Shoop-Da-Whoop" Fence. :D

[kwakwanews]

headshot.....

[plarkmoby]

As much as I'm not a fan of mozzies, that's no way to go.

[xzc426]

Seems a bit mean, but I hate bugs, lol.

[marvin1303]

if you only destroy the wings!i ll bet these things wil eventualy evolve in walking ground bugs....

[hectorlf]

and then came PETA

[rmdhimayathullah]

What if a fan is blowing air and suddenly a human being walks past the device while a mosquito is about to be zapped?

[KARASUadw]

@rmdhimayathullah i imagine it would take less than half a second to kill a small insect and a more intense beam with much longer exposure time to harm a human. although the guys designing this are still deciding if this is safe to use around people.

[AnonPartyVan1]

@KARASUadw Didnt mean to thumbs down. My bad lol.

[tipsybroom]

laser is faster than human

[GigaAndy]

When does this go on sale?

[EJSharkington]

Somewhere in the mosquito's secret labs, they are working on cloaking devices and shields.

[TheBlueLorax]

"And Now Young Mosquito You WIll Fry"

[ivanmetaldeargentina]

haha! what is the point of saving mosquitos?? they are the cause of too many deaths around the world, and they' re so annoying, i can't find a good reason for preserving mosquitos. @optical76 you obviously are joking

[HijodeNeton]

@ivanmetaldeargentina Los mosquitos son polinizadores.

[hesomagari1019]

It's NOT a laughing matter: hundreds of millions get very sick from mosquito-bourne diseases every year, many die. If these lasers could be made affordable enough and reliable enough, you can't imagine how great this will be for mankind. You don't have to eradicate all mosquitos, just those in the room where you sleep, the places where your children play. This technology has GOT to be mass-produced right NOW.

[HawK047]

The world is overpopulated anyway.

[SoulSorcererX]

This will be A HUGE thing in the caribbean. I mean honestly, at least in DR we got thousands of mosquitoes every week.

[dyikini]

hell yeah! The war on mosquitoes just turned in our favor.

[royalecookie]

Seriously..all you people posting "OMG, poor insect, how cruel, etc.."....get.real.Mosquitoes are estimated to transmit disease to more than 700 million people annually in Africa, South America, Central America, Mexico and much of Asia with millions of resulting deaths. At least 2 million people annually die of these diseases. And yeha, there are "only" 3.500 different species of mosquitoes in the world. Now go and google what species exactly means. It means there are fucking billions of them...

[gentswild]

wow those bugs don't know what hit them :o

[Misaka19090]

OMG!!

The United States started...

great

[TheRooster602]

"Nature.. red in tooth and claw".

The mosquito would have no pity on you if it was infected with malaria and hungry for your BLOOD!

Starship Troopers at micro scale.

[TheBladeofheroes]

such cruelness.......... why?

[zanardo]

It's a fucking mosquito dude....

[pemous]

It's about time!

[k166a]

They need these in Africa...

(tho this video is the closest I've ever been to feeling sympathy for a mosquito)

[obliviontrooper]

And in India. Damn, I could use one of those.

The designers apparently made the thing with off-the-shelf components, and envision availability of as little as USD 50.

Heck, if it performs to spec I'd even pay 200 $ for one of these puppies.

[jjj69v]

Death Star beam

[smokeydude3]

reminds my of a ww2 fighter going down but its a fucking mosquito ya!

[kdixon7783B]

A bug zapper for the twenty first century. amazing.

[javierenchina]

I need to get one of these

[PrinceBerzelius]

Why do I see this as a military pre-experiment? :)

[OneSpot71]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

[OBOGAN]

I think its a good advance against certain form of disease like the paludism, chikungunya...

That preserve the ecosystem and moscito can't adapt to evoid to be killed.

[DjGisME]

beam weapon hmm..

[Fitzcard]

Can you adjust the settings to give the neighbors cancer?

[raazstone]

smoking!

[optical76]

@EdgarInventor well we should at least put it on the endangerd species list because we have a black president.

[EdgarInventor]

What the f**k?

Black President?

Endangered species list?

Mosquitoes? They CANNOT be exterminated, there's just too many of them!

Liberals, all the same, Race card, and Politburo Decrees!

[optical76]

you're racialist against mosquitoes and black people and muslims. and i bet you don't like mexican religion too. mosquitoes are like little people, just because they can't talk doesn't mean we shouldn't give them the same respect at humans. and there's only like 30,000 left so we need to conserve them.

[EdgarInventor]

Ok, you're being ironic.

Living on Obamaland kinda makes you that way, but, hey, I didn't voted for that Teleprompter Red.

[optical76]

lmao

[Mychilli]

2/10

[ultravincent]

@optical76 you mean there's only 30,000 BILLION left.

[optical76]

no theres only about 3,047 mosquitoes left on the planet. we need to save them.

[TimoV16]

3,047 million? Even more than that. 3,047 .. are you outta your mind?

[leppy111]

SLAP 3046

[optical76]

dont hurt them, their nice.

[zachj589]

@optical76 You're joking, right? There's no fucking way you're being serious.

[optical76]

@zachj589 now there just might be only a couple mosquitoes left in the world. we need to ask obama to give money to save them. set up refuge camps for them in the jungles. taxpayers should pay to help save them.

[Poisonseed]

Apparently they are promoting this as a weapon to fight malaria...

That's like: "Guys, fuck politics, we're gonna keep all these starved to death people here but we'll surround them with a cool photonic anti-mosquito fence which fucking rules! ;D"

[Daft963]

DID HE DIE'

[optical76]

this is horrible! mosquitos have the right to live just like people. we are the same.

[persontheiii]

no we're not.

[deadzen]

At first i was like "wtf?" but then i saw you where just kidding. i lol'd

[MrDidjcripey]

@optical76 I agree in principle, but in practice,would you watch your child die from malaria because mosquitos have the right to live just like people?

[optical76]

oh yes. mosquitos are better than us cause we have a black president and they can fly. i tie my kids up to trees for one hour a day near the swamp so the mosquitos can feed.

[BongaFish]

@optical76

I swim around naked in bogs to feed the poor fellers.

[MyDogFlippy]

we got a white prime minister.

[yutzwagon2]

As awesome as that is, I don't believe it can distinguish between pest insects and beneficial ones like Lacewings. That's the same problem traditional zappers have. They differ pretty greatly in size, so sonic size recognition or some form of mild radar might work.

[yutzwagon2]

@yutzwagon2

Disregard that, I suck dicks. I just read the website and apparently there are safeguards against frying anything much larger than a mosquito.

[SOVIETasTheINVADER]

It is too expensive !! A flypaper or a mosquito net is better.

[misha6119]

MUHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH time for some revenge s*****rs

[paronfisk]

Bet the spiders will like their food served fried

[fakespike]

can it tell the difference between moles on a face and flyes. if not ill take it!

[ricefarmer]

fuck mosqutio.. do one for flys!

[stoddcrew]

it's gonna suck when my next life turns me into a mosquito that can't even get the final rush of flying towards a blue light, but instead killed by an invisible beam

[Rewsquable]

the mosquitos are gong to make a revolution

[36554024]

cooooool :D

[FutureInventions]

lol poor mosquitos XD

[HellJanemba]

And my face?

[whitetyger00]

Must Have

[QuanSai]

Does this only work in the daytime when it's light indoors/outdoors? How does the camera on the detector see mosquitos otherwise? Does it see by camera?

[rhacem3]

about fucking time. i'm sick of trying to hit these thing with my laser pointer.

[Mongo8Bongo]

Impresive, but your house is gonna stink of burnt Mosquito in the Mosquito seasons :P!

[MatsNorway]

Someone hack it and overclock it, to take all buggers!

ZAP! poff!

[wurft]

I need to get that! XD

[motters2001]

crash and burn baby!

[suuuN]

nice camera :)

[DragonGod1012]

Brilliant but the smoke is a little problem though

but nvm it

[filtro6]

Impressive

[SireStefan]

this is the best thing since sliced bread, wow, maybe even the wheel, damn i hate those things

[thevh]

That is fucking awesome.

[Craydon]

That's all cool until I walk into it and blind myself. ......Still might be worth it.