YO MAMA JOKES

[jakere2007]

Your mums so black when she got shit the bullet cane back asking for a torch lol

[ELFHUNTER50]

yo mamma has so much bush that bear grylls was sent there on a survival mission.

[happy101206]

yo mama so stupid that she called her friends for their numbers

[dontscrewtheworld]

yo mama so fat, she needs to lose weight.

[xXLaZyB0neZXx]

Yo mama so smart she invented the time machine

[ilikecodification]

YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE USE A MATTRESS FOR A TAMPON

[AqwSultanBarit]

YO MAMA STINK THAT She KILLED CHUCK NORRIS

[kenneth4877]

yo mamma so ugly gay people look away

[prettyswagable]

YO MOMA SO FAT ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

[ChuckNorrisTxRanger]

Yo mamma so fat there's not enough room to finish this j-

[xxdon123]

u a bitch

[hlcheners02]

u are so crap and fat

[hlcheners02]

crap

[fakehandoff]

ur mom like a brick flat on both sides and gets lade by mexican

[TangledRose2448]

Yo mama, house is so small, when I tried to break into her house i walked in through front and fell out the back!

[cwg2002]

Yo mama so fat that when she got on the scale it showed her phone number

[ytweisermac]

Your momma is so dumb she had you, and wanted to keep you, despite the doctors advice.

[JACKASS30023]

I made this one myself.Yo momma is so stupid, she thought fastrip was a good way to get around the U.S. oh ya, i went THERE

[mrgibsey]

Ur momma so poor I saw her hanging out toilet paper yesterday and ur momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money

[iluvmiiselv]

yo you mama so fat when she sat on chris brown he sang no air.you mama so dum she trie to drown a fish you fucking dum ass you got no jokes at all

[702beanerbitch]

Lmbao, "its obvious your mom had a weight problem; she can't wait to eat!" had me rolling XDDDD

[ikiwyu]

ya mum is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

[TheConner1013]

yo mamas so fat that cars look out for her

[emirqs]

yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

[Dominickswaggedot22]

reminds me of cat williams but light skinned

[marioairsoft]

yo momma so fat she needs cheats for wii fit

[mrga009]

Yo momma is so fat she tried o eat the Burger in front of BurgerShot.

[980username]

you mums so hairy... even chuwbaka wouldnt bang that! and its just the pubic hairs!

[Mackay38]

its your mums so hairy it looks like she has Bob Marley in a headlock*

[MyProductions702]

Ur moms so ugly that she was considered a new species

[ALittleBitEccentric]

wait a sec, so... he just bagged the crap out of her but hes doing her anyway?

[woodzdrums]

your mums so stupid she commit suicide off a curb

[ALittleBitEccentric]

@woodzdrums yeah- by Jumping into the Car.

[deathreaper1sawesome]

is this ray?

[Megalodon64]

Yo moms so dumb that she asked me the number to 9-11

[elcie18]

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation

[jpcar92]

Yo mama so fat they had to roll her in a bed of flower to find the wet spot

[krazyhatman]

Yo mamas so fat... That shes gayy ...HAHAHA!

[w00tdude723]

Yo mama so stupid she walked up to eminem and said,"i like skittles better!"

[MusicWhore10]

Are trying to be Ali G at the beginning?

[TheYRUstillALIVE]

Yo moma so fat, she had to be baptized,

AT SEAWORLD!!!!!

[Sulkyfricke2]

....your moms so stupid she had a kid like u

[superlelo2]

Yo mamas so ugly wen she entered the ugly contest the judges said "sorry no pro's"

[superlelo2]

Yo mamas so fat wen she goes to the beach the whales sing "we are family"

[mortalkombatsubzero7]

Your Moms So Stupid Stupid She Bought Tickets To XBOX LIVE!

[MrGarthy8]

Yo momma is so fat shes an american lol

[chumpalumpa222]

Dont understand a word you say

[theshiznits2020]

Your mother is so fat she could play pool with the planets!

[MultiRixer]

Doing your mom

[herosofthedeep]

yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[Facoha]

yor mommas so Fat, her belly gets home 30minutes before her =)

[SarahJane96x]

WTF!!!!

[awesomeXanimeXchik]

Your mum's so fat that when God said " Let there be light", he told her to get her fat arse out of the way.

[Dementiumfan1990]

Yo Mama So Fat, If Sex Were Fast Food, She'd Have Two Golden Arches Over Her Bed

[Dementiumfan1990]

Yo Mama So Stupid, She Took The Pepsi Challenge And Chose Jif

[sweettipz]

go back to jersey

[ThEuNcLeKrAcKeRGuY]

i love the fake accent

[Moreaccounts1]

Your Mama Is So Stupid She Got locked In A Matress Store And She Slept on the Floor

[MrUbuntuking]

fuck yo'momma

[Supermanswag3]

Yo mama so fat when she tries to have sex with her bf she crushes him

[Supermanswag3]

Your mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says error error!

[Kaibo725]

yo mama so dumb she watched this video



[YahDonuts]

yo mama so dumb she got ran over by a parked car

[BF3isdabest]

Yo mama so fat she can't fit In a door dick

[moneydude72268]

I DONT UNDERSTAND:(

[AshleyLizziebeth]

i love the yo mama so greasy her pimples slid off her face lol

[HowtobeaDeadMouse]

Dmonkeyman1.

If you don't like it then watch something that you do like, don't leave a hate comment just because you dont like it, that just shows all of us that you need to go get a life instead of writing hate comments.

[adamsthehonest]

Dmonkeyman1 dude calm the fuck down

[adamsthehonest]

Those were actuly pretty good

[ihategeorgedubyabush]

yo mama so stupid she invented a condom with air holes

[MrCreatingFuture]

yo' mamma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

[Supermanswag3]

Yo mama so stupid when they said it was chilly outside she went outside with a spoon

[MrSmithyistheman]

yoo maMAs so dumb she got locked in a toilet and crapped her self

[MrSmithyistheman]

yo mamas so fat she needs a Boomerangs to put her belt on

[MrDabears135]

yooo moma like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet

[PhantomX786]

Yo mama so fat that when she wieghed her self it read " TO BE CONTINUED...."

[SongProMaker]

YOUR MUM IS... yh thats all I got

[Dmonkeyman1]

1) u suck, stop thinking ur SOO cool when u suck worse then ur mom giving me a blow job

2) Get a F'ing life, its hilarius u are like, -sneeze- -repeated sneeze- Bless me! U say bless u cuz god said he would make ur mom thin if u respected him more, u think ur such a bad ass, get a life shortstack, what u gonna tell me? that this isnt nice? STFU! ur mom isnt nice when fighting for a bag of doritos

[Xxskittlesandunicorn]

@Dmonkeyman1 stfu dont go to a video to hate you motherchicken

[EllaMichelle419]

Yo mums so dumb,the only letters in the alphabet she know are,K,F,C

[PhantomBolt]

@EllaMichelle419 i think that would be funnier as a "fat" joke not a "dumb" lol

[republicofsandles]

Yo mamas so fat she takes up BOTH sides of the family.

[xxXmonkeybananasXxx]

Yo mammas so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes !!!!

[mbreakwell96]

yo momma so ugly, even cilit woulnt bang her

[brodiejordan289]

ya mum is a slut!

[blairmullen]

at the beggining of the video, he is just a cheap rip off of Ali G.

[fuckhaters57]

who the fuck is this guy and who hasnt seen a black guy beffor u fucking dumbass

[gazza4543]

yo momma so dumb she invented a solar powered flashlight

[Supermanswag3]

Yo mama so ugly they used her face as a fucking sun to melt everyone's face

[sparklylady1998]

its ur mama so fat she went to the grand caynon and said my crack is bigger then that

[music4245]

lol your momma so old that on her birth certificate it said expired :D

[SuperJJ305]

Yo mom so stupid she stuck a bAttery up her butt and said i got the power

[19jojo93]

He's like Ali G

[HENLEY601]

Yo momas so fat so looks for cheats on the wii fit!

[Megalodon64]

@HENLEY601 Its actually your moms so lazy. But either way it stil works

[sophiaeleniz]

Yo mama so fat Jabba the Hut says DANG!

[XperiaCubs]

Yo moma is so fat, her ass has more crack than a drug dealer.

[giantStICk45]

this video is gay indian faggot

[JAIDAHAYNES]

ur mama so fat when she sit on the toilet it say ABCD git the **** off of me

[fuzion331]

your mum is so fat DAT she got baptised in seawild

[Gravitation113]

man man man your momma soooo fat every time she take a steps it her birthday.... ahahahaahaha ahahaahahaha ahahahaah

[queenjai813]

he looks like kat williams

[Bassmaster3250]

next time i see ya mom i'm gonna knock her face wit ma TIMBERLAND BOOTS BITCH...STEEL TOE MUTHAFUCKA!!!

[lovebuggie101]

yo mama so fat she fell in the greand canyon and got suck. yo mama so fat her blood tipe is rock and roll

[TheWarBullet]

oh hey there tony montana

[goaleygirl]

To momma is so small when she was getting the paper she stepped in dew and drowned

[KIDTOMAN38]

your mom is so stupid that she put two batteries up her ass and said "I GOT THE POWER"

[KIDTOMAN38]

your mom is soo ugly last years Christmas pictures is still printing

[DeathByEpicness]

yo mama's so poor she could only afford to give birth to ugly-ass babies

[CallOfDutySD]

Yer but ur mom is dat fat not even Dora can Explore her

[girlygirllov]

NUMBER ONE:YUR NOT FUNNY,NUMBER TWO GO DO YUR MOM! 0_O

[girlygirllov]

WHITE AND CHUNKKKKYYYY 

[ANTOmobile55]

i dont get it how are these jokes? They are just lame insults.

[Mckenzie99Cameron]

Lame

[froglova321]

he is racest he said " if you've nevr seen a black person

[125coolkid1]

thumbs up if you think this person is lame

[StingrayInYourBath]

I used to make shit like this.. then i took an arrow to the knee

[MrUlkohuussi]

Thumbs up if u couldnt understand a word he said

[elies101]

I hate it we people post the ITS SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS crap!

[DNTHT3B3CUZIBA3RON]

Wondering why he has underwear on his head?! <3

[aqrejeee1]

FUCK YOU BITCH

[Homiciderj]

This guy sucks!!!

[12ospreys]

the first guy was such a prick the 2nd guy was ok but half his jokes are old like his mamma

heres a good joke "yo mamma so old and childish i told her to act her own age ...... she died"

[sackwack1981]

What do u thhink u r ur jokes I herd when I when I was 5 don't rip off ray shit get ur own shit loser

[shanedawsonfan961]

you look like john cena

[Andiulengovich]

You're funny! :D hahaha

[joshlovesps3s]

your mums soo hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

the only thing bewtween you and a wheight clinic is the door

you mum's so fat she has a whatch on each wrist cus theyre in different time zones

your mums soo fat when she steps into the road people shout taxi

your mums so fat and stupid the only letters she knows are K F C

[sonnyoxo]

gay

[sadad68]

u mama so fat when she sits down she blocks the internet connection !

LOL:]

[JoshisKing469]

thumbs up if u think he is a calm version of eminim

[voltex12345]

0:42 to skip the crap

[MrBudha98]

Your moms so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out

[bibblebabble69]

yo mama's so ugly, that when we played peek-a-boo, first i peeked, then i booed.

[MENOK11]

menok likes



[mexican4life419]

it aint my fault yo mama teeth took the sons job

[mexican4life419]

yo mama so stupid when she was in high school she actually went out and had sex with a mexican essay essay essay

[MrBudha98]

your mom is like a door knob everyone gets a turn

[tbagyouson]

All your jokes about our mom it is revers back to you fagg

[anttie987]

vieo...



[sk8r0ckstAR]

intead of watching his lame jokes, i just read the comments haha better jokes x)

[bestsoccerplayer14]

@sk8r0ckstAR me too

[darktemp10000]

Yo mamma so poor that when someone sat on her penny, she said,"Get off of my life savings!"

[evan1005]

0:58 - Most epic "fuck!" ever.

[Roguesoldier678]

Your mom is like a mosquito you have to slap her to make her stop sucking.

[appledumpli0090]

ha ha haha ha ha ok for 100 likes i will say one of those to a getto black person

[shadowbarrowman]

Ray William FAIL :D Lulz :3 

[SilentNoise1010]

yo mama is so stupid tht she watched this video and liked it

[LexisCableee]

m i the only one who noticed hes wearing underwear on her headdd ..... ?

[kieran3098]

Thx I will pwn my friends at school :)

[bestsoccerplayer14]

@kieran3098 me too

[thenekom]

Well that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're BARELY outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not MY face. Also your mom.

[Iceiam]

He looks like a fusion between Kat Williams and Ali G.

[redrum539]

Your mom is so fat Jesus can't even lift her spirit...

[brianm40250]

Your a loser 

[imhackedagain]

your momma is like a vacuum She sucks, and blows, and gets stuffed with shit.

your momma is like a toilet, she is full of shit.

Your momma like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

your momma is like std's, she spreads to anyone.

[JakeyChan100]

You sound like ur tring to be cool but evry one nos yo mamma so stupid she likes u LOL!!!!!!

[JakeyChan100]

Yo mama is sooo fat she gavebirth to u u italin bitch

[blindprophet]

Nobody mention Ali G around this guy...

[awkwardchild68]

@theBinggg haha with pancake mix

[TheBinggg]

RWJ should slap you

[YumYumsTV]

Do you walk around like that? 0:01 , Wow, just, just, Wow!

[ButtheadStudios]

Your mum is so stupid she scared the shit out of the toilet

[dirtygettokids1000]

yo mamma so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back

[MrYoussef11]

bro, ur so dumb, that u expect people to like u, wtf is wrong with u u piece of shit!!!

hope ur mum watches tis u pies of bull shit!!



[ReihanaManson]

your mom's so stupid/ she liked this video

[mearc76]

your moma so stinky when she farts she farts out beans

[Arik1134]

@mearc76 are you ur own mom?

[codmasterdrew]

LOL!!!!!

[fatmanstd]

hi is that shit i wanna smak him