Birds Say F*ck You!

[SynnisterSpyder]

birds can teach other birds words. and if a bird knows a word, its gonna be a swear word, so you would walk by a tree full of birds telling you to go fuck yourself XD

[KimberlyAmos]

Not if there is enough smart people. I have solutions to bird attacks and I'm only 14, so there should be enough people.

[Skyrynn9]

You know what else is tramarizing but funny? Hacking into an epilepsy help webite and changing the back ground to flashing strobe lights with techno music......ha, my friends are evil

[j9jayninej9]

theres an ad 4 Angry Birds bside this vid LOL

[MinecraftPlayer468]

angry birds

[2205momo]

looks more like pen is sorry its pronounced penis

[Jocebearr]

the finger or a dick

[leCocoapuffication]

fuck yeah they cold

[xmarketplacex]

birds eat my mossberg 500 with birdshot and my wd40 and torch flame thrower also my hunting dog

[penoypower]

the movie "crows" is worse

[yosougly]

We need to nuke the world!!That would show those firetrucking bitch birds.

[dazedgal]

Aah twitcher birds, you say, didn't you know they have tourettes? hence the twitcher name, duh, lol.

[JGiirlGiionet]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

[ellebolle1]

Birds are decendents of the dionusaurs. True.

[msshellbell422]

In the year 3000 the world will be underwater in a globe type thing and the world will be taken over my a flying flock of turtles

[testmonkey1173]

not birds alone but all animals yes then every dick who abused ananimal would get realy fucked up

[MineCrashed]

i'd use a sword to kill them.

[ibecool2]

Yes the way you said in another video we're all gonna walk out on our front porch and a bird will fly into your mouth and you'll choke to death

[melynda130]

my cockatiel can actually say FU#@ you

[inukeallofu]

319 people got flicked off by a flock of birds

[marty12387]

seaguls suck thay S**T every where

[arvmonkey]

$#!T

[MultiAw12]

ANGRY BIRDS!!!!

[rotomthunder]

i pretty sure those are called starlings

[acehardlight22448]

I thought the middle finger was a tiny Penis LOL

[montagemayhem555]

of course your ant would be scared of birds. birds eat ants all the time.

[shadythehedgoge]

Respond to this video... theres brown birds outside my window watching

[SickTwistedQueen]

In Japan, the sound a crow makes sounds like "baka" to them. Baka in Japanese is a swear word that's very rude to say to someone else. Those damn birds must be up to something.

[demonpickle312]

WHERE ARE THE 5 STARS

[mynameiskilla35]

I Think Its Funny And No Unless They Are Angry Birds With Every Single Bird In The World

[pieiscoollol]

the part where he was talking about birds shitting all at once reminds me of a story.

one day i was in my brother's car waiting for a red light to turn green when we started hearing banging on the roof like it was rain but it was not rain instead it was a bunch of birds all shitting on the car multiple times. they did not stop until the light turned green and we drove off to get some taco bell.

TRUE STORY

[cjsworld9000]

its more like a giant pointer finger

[elitedood12]

almost shit my self when he said "Drown in bird shit"

[Kimmy22227]

there's this one time i went on a overseas learning journey with my classmates, and the guys were like saying f*ck off to this parrot, so the parrot learnt it and kept sqwaking at us to f*ck off, it was so funny because it was bouncing around as it said f*ck off me n my frens were laughing so hard we could just die ther 8D

[3DPwnage]

It actually looks like a Dick...

[renee3989]

yeah, but there 2 stupid 2 figure anything out .... cuz 1 waz in my house and the window nd the door were wide open nd he jst kept flying into the wall lol (:

[TeamBacon1]

Unleash the red necks with birdshot and shotgun problem solved

[dinofighter101]

It looks like the birds made a bunny but Fluffee took it the wrong way!!

[dinofighter101]

Tererest birds!

[MegaAmazingBanana]

My mom once whistled at a parrot to shut it up and it actually said "Fuck you" to her.

[mcblubbernugget]

may be fast, but they cant ourtun buck shot lol

[mm052897]

when this happens if it does there theme would b come together over me. from the beatles for those who dont know

[klech8]

wow...it's a giant d**k!!

[chrisdoigmusic]

lol your funny

[jessbeautyandmakeup]

you make me laugh so much

[LUKE5135]

why are the birds so angry I shit on their birdhouses ohhhhh and I feel their birdhouses with cocaine and steroid

oh shit run the birds have AK47s run for your life

[mydiccinaboxxx]

@LUKE5135 nice got extra

[EmoChick187]

319 people lived in the area.

[Candice1113]

if Big Bird has any kids, yea birds could take over xD

[iluveturtles]

awwww, zombies won't end the world? fuck, i wanted that to happen!

[rimza311]

@bfoster15no2 who cares no1 spells right

[airsoft3302]

i eat bird shit it was on my lip

[pkcinematographers]

@airsoft3302

it crapped in your mouth?

[RejectedMindsInc]

0:22 if you turn your screen upside down it looks wrong!  XD

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

@RejectedMindsInc nicely noticed... Oo

[cowfluf7]

@RejectedMindsInc woooow. xD wtf dude. that's... AWESOME. GREAT 2 KNOW. LOL.

[bobwantsyourspleen]

@RejectedMindsInc of course i couldn't so i tried turning my head to look at it upside down. ow Dx

[mastalhalo]

damn birds

[GodsFaithfulChild]

noo

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

when I was younger, I once walked down the street when a bird took a shit and it landed on my head...

[meleth98]

I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING

[donyelDUHH]

...i just looked at my moms bird, yelled at and ran away :D

[MrsPBDillard]

OMG THAT WOULD BE THE BEST FUCKING WAY TO DOE

[elizadesmarais]

I bet they could kill us.....BUT NOT IF WE ALL DIE OFF FIRST!!! bwahahahahahahahA

(can u tell that im mostly insane?)

[jordanmpf]

it looks like a dick

[Firegoth1998]

This boy in my class got bird shit in his mouth in Year 7. We're in year 8 now but he threw up when it happened. It was NOT a pretty sight

[pumpkin11390]

LOL yea birds was a freaky movie... And Yes I think that birds could take over the world and kill us all! Some of them are like as smart and 5 year olds... and If a 6 year old girl can be a terrorist then a group of smart birds could lead a massive flock to wipe out the human race.

[OtakuEmma]

@pumpkin11390 We could just build a giant ass steel dome or something to live in. I don't care how many birds there are, they can't pierce through 10 inches of pure steel!... I wonder how we'd get air though. :l

[attomal]

LOL my video paused at 1:02

[yournightmarecreated]

@attomal mine did too ! lolol

[Comickid1000]

It looks like a dick.

[fastfreak123]

Looks like a bong to me o.O

[SuperEminem222]

not as long as i got my shotgun :D

[PaulyAndJacy773]

Zep 1:3 people and animals, birds and fish. Everyone who is evil will crash to the ground, and I will wipe out the entire human race.

[Ipunchbeezintheface]

@PaulyAndJacy773

Calm down Reverend.

[frogirl1993]

I don't worry about birds i got too many cats

[DrFrieden7R]

Wanna tell that story. Siriously, that happened with my aunt. She walked to a party in a new dress and that huge pack of pigions just flied over her and took a crap ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! XD She was craped all over! I would never believed that, but after that she eventually got to that party (that was the birthday of her friend) so the were some witneses.

[vinnieismyname]

i think that was photo shoped

[Drizzable]

no squirrels with tourettes will take over

[modog4000]

saty inside they hit windows lol

[TheMrKibler]

say what? say what??? fuck off!!

[speedracist1]

they could take over the wold but we would put a big fight with out guns so 

ya suck it birds

[Spore0001]

they are because they r allied with the squid

[CeeQuin]

Penguins already own a book publishing company, they've got movies, they're everywhere on the internet.

XD

[unseennate]

gunk lol almost made me shit my pants

[sadworld23]

the bird is the word this is guys u guys arent listening surfing bird

[TheSillypink]

yeh they can THEY CAN HOLD IT IN!!!!!!

[Niclie21]

LMAO

[BabEYdoll05]

haha yeah that movie Birds is really creepy >.<

but if i could ever come back to Earth as an animal after i died, i'd become a bird so i can shit on all the people i hated :D

[ciftenh828]

@BabEYdoll05 why would you do that when you could just become a bear and maul people to death, or a wolf and bite people to death

[WelcomeHuman]

Umm idk bout u but.. I saw a dick not the middle finger..

[missinherlove]

sounds like krill from gears of war 1 XD

[farmerboy500]

Duck hunting season starts today so those birds face my shotgun then the 5 shots there dead

[Jugga151]

crpoon- ironic!!! and superar360, i agree with ya 150%. id watch tha over and over till birds finally do take over the world. lol.

[CrazyCutesie]

If there WERE a bird apocolypse I wouldn't panic I'd be like "AWWWWW look at all the adorable little bi- oh crap an ostrich ._O'..." Nah srsly I love animals, ALL animals... Just not killer animals... Nah I love them too :p

[whitneydiane98]

my friend saw that movie and thats why she is afriad of birds

[muzikkid33]

Not really cause we people who have guns can just randomley shoot in the sky and BIRD NOODLE SOUP Booyah!!!!! no more hungry people

[maddy52rae]

lol i sure the hell hope not birds scare the living fuck outa me

[WarpedPerceptions]

birds aren't going to take over the world giraffes are.

[chadreedfan221]

Damn if i had a shotgun they would be missing that finger

[TheSoftballchic]

Yeah! ;)

[SickAlot]

u mean kaw

[zubawanga]

Let them come. Free fried chicken wing.. bird wing for all. :)

[brazothegr8]

yes and if they try to kill me i'd middle fingerise them, is fingerise a word?

[zankokuna1]

i followed your advice and instead they just shit on the top of my head

[masterc422]

I dont care for walking downtown crazy autocar gonna mow me down look at all the people like cows in a heard well i like birds..

[Oblivion4pcand360]

i think, before birds take over, a ststue will shit on a bird and then they be like "What the fuck? who did that?' and then you see a giant statue walking away.....

[nikelaiUSN]

that movie scarred the shit out of me

[dallasinchains1313]

well birds did take over the world...in prehistoric times so they had there time!

[deathkukki]

FUCK YOU BURD

u will not take my penus >:O

[blondie1490]

Pylet41

Actually these are starlings, and the do tis stuff in Rome every freakin night.

Trust me I live in Rome

[pylet41]

obviously fake ,it was photo shoped

[awesomelyme17]

We could nuke them

[TheSilverchime]

yeah, they could.

[penwuin]

one time they made a penis...

[megadeadman2300]

It looks like an index finger not middle

[crpoon]

Birds flipping the bird lol.

[elloco204]

Nah they cant kill us, they're too dumb, or at least thats what they want us too think!!!

[Chilli196]

smart birds. and wat a prank u did!that would be so gross of they all shat at the same time hahahahahahahha

[MrChickenZombie]

yeah!! totally! BIRDS RULE!!!! especially chickens! also at 2:31 not all birds are assholes. most are though.

[ScorchinBeats]

fluffee hav you ever take your hat off

[florenmage]

ya they could take over the world insects could 2 just need 2 organize an attack plan

[ihatethisusername132]

yeah totally, although they need aposable thumbs

[LENNYVANVLIETshow]

lol "came" together and tore that ass up

[Mit750xEkim110]

"Wow Look AT All Those Birds, gahh" LMAO!

[Apinp18]

Yes they can since there bacicly dinosores

[CrazyNLost]

You have amazing teeth...

[zanekiller8]

i agree with FLuffee

[badleykid]

i do but it wud be awsome to wach just lock ur self up im a bird cage and watch how people get terd to peaces by killer birds

[IFLY1423]

hell ya!!!!!

[TheKelsey68]

yes they could. have you ever seen a dead bird n the sie of the road there the dumbest.what kind of bird gets it by a car.

[msabff]

ostriges scare the skittles outa me! cuz when i was lil my friend and 1 went 2 the zoo and there was a pit where ostriges where and then a large plastic thing tht went rly high up and i tapped on it and a ostrige looked at me and spit and a giant ball of spit landed on the plastic right infront of my face!

[maddoxoxx]

hahahhahahaha u have the weirdest comments on this kinda stuff

[albkallmeti]

they wouldnt win we got tanks to blow their ass`s up LOL

[BhavikaxChick]

yeah.

there was a story and movie on it.

i forgot whats its called.

[sarahkathrynface]

i saw that movie... it was pretty crappy

[steven49306]

i flame trhower a bommerage with blades and a shot gun we win and if that don work evac then =a NUKE

[numa808]

wouldn't attack by birds be considered a natural disaster?

[darklord7767]

zombies ftw!!

[CrashBandicootShaman]

This does make me think of that movie, even tough I never saw it. Who knows what will happened to us. Maybe something like that well happen.

[MegaOoga]

Yes

[hawkclaw2000]

yep i think so

[ThePivotanims]

looks more like URANUS... they just wanted to reproduce or something

[mikezat6]

LMAO!!! Good shit.

[savegood1]

flak cannons and flame thrower, that should do it.

[InfinteRevenge]

I dont think so... But if they do, the hell with him im getting an army of cats

[insanit1complex]

yes yes they can i had a magpie trying to run my bike into trafic by swooping me in the head i had like a little tiny piece of my ear missing so i bought a slingshot and tryd to kill the little fucker the only shot i ever got close missed by like a finger lenth so thats preety good considering it was a sling shot

[noodlemaster100]

yes they can

[CandyCharms]

oh my goshfluffee!!! my aunt is scared of birds too! she has like soome fear of birds, like birdphobia or something!! haha we have something in common lol

[9kingmax]

Shhh pidgen apocolips birds giving you the bird ha ha

[crazygeek777]

yeah no

[9834292]

Zombie! Bird! Apocolypse! Bum Bum BUUUM!

[MrMan1483]

Yah, fuckin bird assholes......

*parrots eating my eyes*

[sydneybo1056]

hahaha SIICKK!

[JustSayNeigh00]

Since birds theoretically could take over the world, I wouldn't call them assholes. Just saying.

[IamGarrett14]

Umm thats y we invented Bird shot. Duhh, fuck hunting, thats shitd for protection!! lol

[crazychri1]

omg....it wasnt in the video or in the coments eeehh i guess i have 2 make the joke.....the birds gave you the bird

[bobstaandmizo]

if that happens my staff is gonna hav a big bird luch

[applepieyumify]

if they ever do take over the world,i bet we would start like breeding giant snaked to take them down. Snakes eat birds right?

[nicoljordan]

usee a flamthrower =)

[UndesiredHacker]

U should just hide in your house cuz the dont no how 2 open doors

[SilverianNexeriaFang]

woodpeckers might peck through them

=x

[tripbag420]

Probably

[counterstrifekid]

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[frenzyXprime]

i heard that the birds was based off a real event or mabye it was after the movie

[tomykosymov]

The only time i want to shoot the fuck off the birds is when they shit on my car and guess what my car is black and they always pick a right color of shit when they shit on it.

[chellachica911bitch]

hahaha thats messed up but hilarious ur r waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy cute but i think u look better in plane ts and hoodies. or not shirt =P

[96Vyper]

maybe, but i wish it wuld be a zombie appocolypse, haha, they culd kill us all

[haruukitake]

yes they could

[glamorgirl93]

holy crap youre funnyyyy

[1shmigle]

fuck no they're to retarded

[Gregoryway]

my god if birds tryed to take over the world they would like ave dog fights with them and if all of them birds got together they woulld probably sayour shit shall block out the sun!

[RacinZilla007]

The Birds are forming a Giant flying Penis with Balls... or just doing the finger...

[TheGothica1313]

after the birds see this, they will kill our prophet FLuffee

[FLuffeesNewFan]

The feathered masters will be most pleased... *gollum voice*

[JisatsuKing14]

they meant to do it! LOL

[dexko1]

pigs will rule the world!

[Superay360]

It would be awesome if all the birds in all the just came together and shit on bush at the exact same time

[emorotica]

I welcome our feathered overloards. Especially if our sector will be ruled by penguins! <3

[Phoenix109999]

haha my grandma is afraid of big flocks of birds because she saw the movie birds. no joking it's legit.