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  • The cake is a lie!!!

  • ...

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  • that's what you get when you trust the cake.....

  • Did he say his name was Ben ? o_O??!!

  • I see you... ^-^

  • Da Fuq?

  • where is 1:24 heheh

  • LOL.

  • this video makes 100% more sense now that I've played the game!

  • ''friend"

  • i don't blame you

  • Take me with you!

  • would it be akward if your roomate was walking into the bath room and saw you talking to your poop

  • You know you've had too much crack when your shit starts talking to you.

    *looks the other way* ...I have to go.

  • "Impressive."

  • wrong so wrong but so funny XDDD poor poo

  • HAHAHAA Cory thank you so much, this made my afternoon THAT much better :]

  • No hard feelings.....

  • the first thing that came into my mind:

    "he didn't wash his butt e-e"

  • @Hotaru1998 who the hell wash their butt after poo? lol

  • @FNizzio lol you wouldn't understand unless you live where i live 

  • @Hotaru1998 what do you mean?

  • @FNizzio well for sure I'm not from America nor anywhere part in the west

  • TALKING POO

  • LOL "hello *soft vioce*" can you come over here?"

    NO!

    *flushes*

    NUUUU

    thats what would happen :[ well wit me

  • The voice is so cute!

  • If it was me, I would bring it to my bedroom XD

  • Im also different

  • that is hilarious

  • what... wha.... wht... whahaha. WTF!!!!!!!!!!

  • Huuhhmmm Impressive^^

  • if that happened 2 me i would run out screaming and call the cops. that is scary

  • This fecal matter voice so reminds me of Wall-e or even Eve of the same movie.

  • @beetlebutterfly Or portal.. That too.

  • I accidentally burned the Turret when I carried it through the doorway

  • CORY, Y U  NO WASH HANDS

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • he didn't even wipe....

  • Lul

  • Don't make lemonade? Lol

  • Guy:But I gotta flush you!

    *flushes*

    Poop:No hard feelings. . .

  • he doesn't flush?

  • 260 people don't have talking turds

  • that sooo cute!

  • crap turrets

  • "don't make lemonade" rofl

  • Take him with you!!!!!! He's different!!!!!!

  • I thought in the end the poop was gonna make a stain on the toilet and with "Still alive" Playing in the background XD

  • he never wiped...

  • @mdguitar12255 :O

    You're so right. . . .

    ewwwwww

  • Spartan kitty man?

  • he reminds me of Schmidt... why?

  • but...

    He rubbed his face...

    Without washing his hands...

  • "And you'll make your way to a beautiful lake where you'll be--"

    "pecked by birds."

    Haha.

  • cool

    

  • THE GODDAMN FUCKING CAKE WAS A LIE!!!!!

  • click2 boooooommmm

    

  • He has such a sweet voice!!!

    cory: i can't do this i gotta flush you

    poop: whhhyyyyy?

  • EWWW!

  • Wait.... you didn't wipe your butt.

  • ok during this whole video I just kept thinking "wash your hands dude"

  • @aKitti234 Agreed.

  • aaahw you like Portal too?

  • @MetalArmyXxx it's alot more than like for him alot

  • oh...GLaDOS put turrent in potato.

  • "Impressive"? Do people really admire the amount they do?

  • HAHAHA Im watching you make stool

  • I GET IT! Crap Turret, as Wheatly said.

  • birds peck shit?

    

  • i was diffrent, but I'm the same now because i took an arrow in the knee

  • Epic portal turrent

  • Lol XDD speaking shit :p

  • Why no mean kitty videos!?! We want to see Sparta again

  • 1:11 You touched your face without washing your hands first!

  • 259 cant shit.

  • 0:21 it's me mario

  • Don't make lemonade XD

  • What if I have to use it?

    Don't make lemonade!

    XD

  • its meee!

  • that voice sounded reaaaally scary. :L

  • WIPE NEXT TIME

  • LOL!! Oh, what's this? Someone pass me a wipe, there seems to be a red smudge on the like bar.

  • Why?~~♪  :C

  • that was cruel why didi you do that to the poop it didnt do anything wrong and you made it you should take care of it its like your child XD

  • Ohhhh!!! The missing wipe is the first thing you notice. Then you pause it, write a comment stating so, and then you continue.

  • MR SAFTY WHY U NO WIPE

  • sex money power

  • sex money power

  • How could u flush that poor thing

  • You don't wipe?

  • hey wats the music in the video

  • i want your shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • YUCK!

  • wtf?

  • He talks to his poop?.. Hahaa

  • best part 10:32

  • i wonder what kate was thinking if she walked by the door

  • Haha awesome!

  • Smp sparta my pet

  • Not gonna use my bathroom for a whole day.

  • what does smp stand for?

  • @zakleo100 Simple Minded People

  • its the territes omg!!

  • Does the talking Shit remind you of Hanky from South Park?

  • wait why did the thing say dont like lemonade, is tht just like a random statement

  • @GettingGhetto What does lemonade in a toilet remind you of?

  • @starwars2078 ah... thts gross.

  • @GettingGhetto Yes it does.

  • @GettingGhetto I mean is.

  • I don't blame you...

  • don't make lemonade

  • what'd you eat?

  • turrets. cory poops turrets. nice to know.

  • @InvaderPsych1 so thats why turrents are so awesome!!!!!!!

  • @SVFilmsPresents You may have the line a bit off... I think you mean the cake IS a lie.

  • From now on, I'll always say "adios" to my poop.

  • u did take the poo with u cuz u no wipe so HAHA

  • TURRETS RUN!!!!!!

  • Scary?!?

  • nice Cave Johnson moment then hehe. I gave all my damn lemons back!!! I dont want you lemons!! what the hell am i supposed to do with them!!!

  • LOL! You're so weird, Cory. lol

  • i give it a giant shit o_o

  • Impressive!lol

  • GLaDOS is POTaTOS

  • did you wash your hands?

  • Haha I watched this a long time ago and had no idea what the F word he was talking about and I just stumbled upon this after playing the game finally and it makes MUCH more sense lol.

  • what I do with my poop IS MY BUSINESS!!! D:<

  • Wonder could I get iP4s Siri with that poops voice.

  • Where is MEANKITTY?

  • I'm Different , says the poop :P

  • Only You Would Talk To Your Poop!

  • poo jokes YUP THIS IS SMPFILMS

  • Is this a parody of Portal??

  • @TheBumbleBunny "portal 2 parody"

  • I believe e was meant to close the lid of his toilet contraption or else he will be surrounded by particles of pooooop

  • Watching this, and suddenly remembered discussion 'bout abortion O.O

  • love the poo voice :) at 0:47 when they say why is my favorite part

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  • i almost feel sorry for that little poo

  • No whiping and then... then... then you touched your face! Please don't make lemonade.

  • Cory, you did get food poisoning how? You ate the cake... And as we now know the cake is a lie!

  • Ha!!! Talking poo, that's hilarous!

  • Wtf?

  • When it was flushed, it should have said "I don't hate you," :D

  • "Aperture" The definition of that is a hole or opening that lets light out, you're looking into one right now! Your screen!

  • WHY HE NO WIPE!?!?

  • @MrJackthemuppet Who Wipes this days??

  • @MrJackthemuppet BCZ HE DIDNT POOP!?!?

  • @MrJackthemuppet he has better shit to do

  • That's why I never say impressive to my poop. :D

  • Wow! Impressive!! Something's wrong here....

  • what dise lemonade have to do whith enything.......

  • @stalene100 you haven't played portal 2 have you? well cave johnson was ranting on about how you shouldn't make lemonade and intead "make life give them back!" he then also went on to tell his engineers to make a combutible lemon, which is somehow a grenade which is a lemon(gren)ade

  • INTO THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH! :3

  • you monster, lol

  • this will haunt me when ever i use the bathroom

  • The cake is a lie

  • you never washed your hands, and you touched your face!

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  • at 1:10 he facepalms, but he didnt wash his hands... ewww...

  • @SilverDHedgehog2 but he didnt actually poop you fucking hillybilly... eww....

  • LOL WTF

  • your poop was a triumph. you did what you did because you could. and you are still alive.

  • I feel really bad for the poop. T______T

  • did anyone notice he didnt wipe

  • @bigbikerboy122 That's how real mean do it. :P

  • The cake was a lie ;(

  • ... wow... i don't know what to say...

  • neat

  • weird...