American Beauty - Bedroom Scene

[xxoocobraooxx]

This is one of the best movies of all time.. I WAS CHOKING THE BISHOP!

[depelated]

I love how mostly wives try to get half of their husbands assets and this totally reverses it.

[MumboAus]

God damn it. Like looking in a mirror.

[later6]

God, this scene I love and hate so much. There has to be something seriously wrong with her...

[Bennyboyone2]

Standing ovation Mr. Spacey!

[franzchuongco8]

:59 FAP FAP FAP

[harishbest]

Really hot yaaaar

[katicatcat06]

saying HI to my monster! HAHA love that part!

kevin spacey is the best! <3

[casioexz1080]

"Well then, come on baby I'm ready!" How could she say no to that?

[sbusumacinta]

you hear that BITCH!

[smacksfromgod92]

"and keep your mouth shut!" lol

[slawkee]

Le petit sourire de libération à 2:55 est sublime.

[siyanur89]

@slawkee de verdad este es de pm..jaja

sonria de un ganador

[purplefairy830m]

Ok, I'm female, and I found myself rooting for Lester! Seriously,I'm surprised HE didn't divorce HER!

[terrorofsesameST]

Uptight women like the wife do have a tendency of making us men crazy....this scene proves it all LOL!! What she expect? Lester is SF'd!!

[gaaralovapolli]

@JessieKetias dude I'd normally stick up for u but man u really ain't makin' the rest of us look good:/ Go back to your first comment and reread it please. I'm actually saddened by it.

[Echoes1003]

This totally inspires me. I cant wait until the next time by cold hearted wife comes home from 'work' when I know she has been off for 3 hours.

[TSM8088]

Ironically, not giving a shit anymore brings with it a powerful sense of self worth and confidence.

[MaddDogg81]

I don't think I've ever jerked whiel sleeping, only when I wake up witha boner

[MaddDogg81]

we all love highschoolgirls

[thelastguamman]

@JessieKetias It's women like you that we enjoy screwing

[olliepfc94]

21 people have never said hi to their monster lol

[ChrisRane]

Alright so shoot me I WAS WHACKIN' OFF

[franzchuongco8]

@JessieKetias awwwww you mad?!

[armebear]

@JessieKetias hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­a girls suuuccksss we dont need you

[DesQueJteVois]

@JessieKetias This comment really pisses me off. The underlying theme of arrogance is unappealing.

[BadgerCheese94]

@JessieKetias You're really making woman look good there aren't ya?

[infazahmet]

SHE GOT SERVED :) 

[Nikkodemis]

2:37

PWND

[poorscoobydoo]

what? how the fuck did i get here?

[IMINTHEMOMENTRU]

Lester just has Mena Suvari on his mind,and when that happens to any guy it ends in masterbation or sex and thinking of her!

[Jammed9000]

@IMINTHEMOMENTRU

How else would it end???

[fawaz008]

shaving the carrot hahahaha

[ArnoldTohtFan]

@xx2n23

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[EveryWhichWayButStew]

@xx2n23 9 out of 10 times movies are unrealistic thats why people watch them....

[mollehhhx]

she's such an idiot lmao if i was in bed with kevin spacey and he was masturbating i'd fockin help him

[energeez]

@mollehhhx LMAO

[MSliva17]

OMFG imagine whenever you walk into your bedroom that music plays! :S

[fjtomm90]

what instrument is that playing in the bathtub scene? mandolin? im not sure thomas newman used the same one in maguires theme in road to perdition

[SoopremeBeing]

Maybe it's just me, but I would have helped my husband or boyfriend if he was whackin off....instead of complaining about it. Geez, Carolyn SMH LOL

[kireilanford]

@SoopremeBeing not to be rude, but are u saying that you have a bf and a husband.. lol just joking

[1407dynamo]

I was chokin' the bishop

Fuckin' great man!

[zooperazip23]

He wins :D

[iloveoreos15]

Just have sex with him you dumb biatch..

[inkey2]

@phuturephunk wait a sec....we have it wrong.....it is "beat the bishop and choke the chicken"......not choke the bishop...LOL

[averystar14]

kevin spacey is such a good actor

[teameymelli1]

lolita

[00TraCeuR00]

Holy fucking hell, i wanna watch this movie.

[00TraCeuR00]

@00TraCeuR00 Uncensored.

[Socraths85]

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[sailorsillystars]

I found it boring that she was 16 and not 14 or under. lolololololo

[Pitbull0123]

1:51-2:55= Pure rinsing

[timothyw98]

Why strive to become like Lester, he forgets his adult and parental responsibilities and only comes to take it all back when it's all to late.

[fortminor85]

He chewed the bitch off...LIKE A BOSS.

[mercmarc]

he kicked her ass

[diva4life2189]

Choking the bishop haha "The new me wacks off when hes horny" Kevin Spacey is awesome!

[renethel]

The wife is so melodramatic.

[junxification]

Damn why i am watching A PORN in YOUTUBE !!

[TheXsK]

its weird how good the character of Lester is in this film, whenever he smiles, so do i, such a beautifully made and acted film, really moved me.

[Zunesrthebest]

You know what I love about the acting? It mimics the "happy family of the 1950's", yet, it's so dysfunctional

[LordNekromurderer]

Win

[fretburn100]

I'm gonna watch the shit out of this movie tomorrow. It looks awesome.

[PomBare]

thanks for the clip, but u cut off the best bit at the end where he says something about surprising yourself

[hearts76100]

PUMMELL THE SNATCH!!!

[kil2gore]

It's called "Choking The Bishop". Get that image out of your head.

One of the damn best movies in decades. And oh, so fitting now. Thanks, you've got a fan!

[fierycrash90]

does anybody know the name of this song?

[AprilButternutsquash]

@fierycrash90

Yeah it's called Chocking the bishop (lol) and it's by Thomas Newman :)

[fierycrash90]

@AprilButternutsquash

LOL. thanks a lot <3

[casioexz1080]

'Saying hi to my monster' hahaha

[AlekWheeler]

god mena is hot!!

[confettistar]

Since she didn't join in, guess he should stick with the shower.

[startingsprinter]

the music just makes her seem even dirtier

[McMakisha]

"The new me wacks off when he feels horny."

[soundificator]

i like the music :D

[finishingkick94]

Kevin Soacey and Annette Bening are both simply artistic geniouses. thats all i have to say

[peterdabest94]

jeez, why did it take so long for him to be "the man" shiiit i wouldnt live like that in a marriage

[benfirst]

the fate of all marriages

[ericintohistory]

He took her to school.

[GreyInc110]

what are you doin... nothin funny

[MrBooksniffer]

WapAH!

[wolfpacguy]

"I'm not? Well then come on baby, I'm ready!" CLASSIC

[ragglefraggle24]

As soon as he started masturbating I was laughing my ass off

[coopdogg93]

sayin' hi to my monster...lmao

[toujoursravissant]

in a bath full of bacon bits

[TwilightMemoirs]

I absolutely love American Beauty, but there are few other films that have put me off marriage like this one......

[Gwenlove92]

What the song ?

[LIawIiet]

. . . married people are funny.

[RDJudesie]

Awwwwwww! I love him!!! Love this whole scene---get rid of the OCD wife & trade her in for the high school chick...LOL!!!

[gudgalful]

i love the way he says '' I don't FUCK other woman'' soooo cute!

[lemonyellowsundrop]

'WELL THEN COME ON BABY, I'M READY!'

[gotmadskilz]

Fukin epic, (if yer married). Kevin Spacey is brilliant!!!!

[AmusedChild]

Throughout this movie I wanted to scream at Annette Bening's character, "Would you climb in bed with him already!"

[SilverBullet1085]

LOVED this scene!

[JakeandElwoodBlues]

"I'm very very dirty please fuck me PLEASE!"

[elvaelvirababe]

who wouldn't wanna fuck him? that whole rant turned me on! 

[ontariobuds]

All men should strive to become like Lester.

[AveragejoeChess]

@ontariobuds and get shot in the head by a psychotic woman?

[phxsns1]

@AveragejoeChess Frank Fitts shot him.

[CKappFilms]

@ontariobuds No.... your totally missing the point of the film.

[14Srb88]

Thats right,I was choking a bishop,shaving a carrot (??),you know,saying hi to my monster LOL !!! I really laughed hard when he said that,hilarious...

[JakeDubz262]

I whack off when I feel horny

[maziebunny2]

as an Oscar predictor for years, I was mad for choosing Spacey after I found out that I blew off Denzel Washington's Hurricane for a character whose main thrill was disgracing himself in the shower and bed. but in a way, it was the smartest move I made. this scene proves that it was well deserved...and even that little smile in the end still makes me giddy.

[natureangel2]

@maziebunny2 ?

[afsbjah2]

shes fit

[MexicanArab123]

"and the award goes to ... Kevin Spacey for his scene in American Beauty, lets watch the clip.. (1min later, kevin walks up to accept the award) Kevin Spacey- Wow u people are fucking assholes. (audience applauses loudly and gives a standing ovation) Kevin- Yeah haha fuck all of you.

[s0d00]

chokin' the bishop

[monia25cimka]

Trochę mnie zdziwiło "funny scene" w opisie. czy ja wiem... to bardzo smutna scena, pełna desperacji... Ale film na prawdę bardzo mi się podoba i ten podkład dzwiękowy- jest świetny. Tak dobry, jak ścieżka Grzegorza Ciechowskiego do polskiego Wiedzmina

[cradleofdeath123]

dat mustav felt awsum....

[eeTex]

Kevin Spacey FTW.

[pothead783]

theres some serious spanking the monkey right there aighttttt

[Borat911]

This movie is superb !!

[BosnianProud]

the music in this movie is fabolous!

[FailDrummer]

@BosnianProud Im glad you noticed :D You are so right!

[eyekashhottie]

go lester!

[diztanguy]

@eyekashhottie.lester power.he s right to say hi to his monster.

[maziebunny2]

forget Annette and that teasing little bitch, jump in the bath with me, darling.

[thooogy]

Love the film; I'll still take Annette Benning over that little girl any day!

[daniel707theman]

@thooogy whos annette bennin u mean corolyn?

[r24Sorrow]

He seems 2 b the only one doing anything about it (^_^)

[hearts76100]

WONDERFUL SCENE

[jepa33]

you know saying" Hi to my monster" ahahahahahah

[Adzdachilla]

i'm fairly sure by how frigid she is she's hiding her bishop somewhere!

[Musiikae]

Well then come on baby I'm ready!

[savignonable]

Does anybody knows the name of the track in the bath scene?

[keith11689]

"I was chokin' the bishop, shavin' the carrot, sayin' hi to my monster" hahaha

[sk8nike]

he was just choking the bishop, fuck off bitch. i wouldnt fuck her.

[boxxybrownn]

Lester powns n00b wives all day

[Heligoland43]

@baublemoon That's why I always got the impression this movie was a bit sexist. Its supposed to be a satire, but spends an awful lot of time trying to make her look like the bad guy, even though they're both pretty indefensible.

[TheRevenger123]

0:45 - 0:47 He's in the freaking zone... But seriously, this movie inspired me.. kinda... Anyways, in my top 3 ever! :)

[rub1k]

If i ever get married (unlikely) and live a fuckless marriage and find myself shaving the carrot and my wife gets mad, I shall quote Mr Burnham's words on that moment.

[00roastedlampost00]

Oh, the little grin at the end of the scene.....

[bnicole518]

lmfao, "Come on baby, i'm ready!"

[udistritalextrema]

02:30

Someone got really PWNED with that answer

IN YOUR FACE BITHC!

[christy340]

some of us still have blood pumping through their veins. Come on baby I'm ready.

[lionwood500]

i like this video

[StuCkuPig]

the magic of this movie is the music. it's incredible

[Texas93]

@StuCkuPig Thomas Newman Is a genius

[scrainbow1234]

What is wrong with his wife? Geez!

[Pirahnampt]

"Well guess what? I've changed and the new me whacks off when he's horny cause you're obviously not going to help me out in that department."

"I see, you think you're the only one who's sexually frustrated?"

"I'm not? Well c'mon baby I'm ready!" -- Spacey = EPIC

[juancho179]

@baublemoon do you like motorcycles?, cuz I ride a hog.

[TriStarIII]

i will divorce you so fast it’ll make your head spin!

haha great :D

[jimmyboo121]

He's my hero...

[firens180]

i was just washing my cheets

[NFLVidz]

i personally like the quote

"All right so shoot me, I was whacking off."

Because people who have seen the ending of this movie know exactly what im talking about

[natureangel2]

In my opinion, Kevin Spacey gives one of his best ever performances in this film. I absolutely love it and never get tired of watching it!

[heloooooooooeeo]

I love his victory smile at the end

[juandhaltrich]

love the way she says "im very, very dirty" . so hot!

[Nogli]

@baublemoon I think it's because they have such a crap sex life that they've simply assumed that they're not into it. As soon as she sees that Lester is very much sexually active, she is hacked off and deeply disappointed.

[LinkinParkkkkk]

I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE! Kevin Spacey is SO fantastic!

[Pitoupine]

i love this scene. i can watch it over and over haha kevin spacey is just brilliant

[TodAG69]

HA!  This is the reason I am NOT married!! Middle aged and still banging college girls!!! I frickin' RAWK!!!!!!! Pump 'em & dump 'em!!! And before the haters chime in.... I have more F'in money than you'll ever see in your lifetime!!! So go back to your Walmart Jobs, losers! ;P

[moviesoundtracks01]

@TodAG69 yeah I'm sure you are. and i bet your wiener's 40 inches long. Thanks for the unnecessary information internet superman!

[TodAG69]

@moviesoundtracks01 : No, but its enough for your mother ;)

[moviesoundtracks01]

@TodAG69 I had to read your comment a couple of times before I knew what you were talking about. great comeback.

[dSong80mg]

He strait up TOLD that bitch..

[hiphopf0reva]

"the new me , whacks off whenever he feels horny, cuz your obviously not gonna help me out in that department"

Class...love Spacy and the film

[jamietotz]

"I was hoping you'd give me a bath. I'm really, really dirty."

That line gets me everytime

[confusedindividual]

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Lester Burnham (a.k.a. Kevin Spacey) for any men who believe it is impossible for them to win an argument against a woman.

[GundamSaviour]

@confusedindividual Amen to that brother!

[mava96]

M A S T E R : just want to get married to tell a bitch all those words !!

[Feyd01]

One of the best scenes ever! This whole film was excellently acted by every single character from start to finish.

[MrBrownie145]

bitch got told!

[horkguy16]

@MrBrownie145 LOL!! Damn straight!

[Pitoupine]

hahahahaha i ADORE that scene.. it's priceless!! XD kevin spacey is just brilliant. i love this movie!!!

[wyomingwidow]

whoa, he reminds me of christoph waltz at 2:48 ...creepy!

[bronzedtone]

@baublemoon it's not always that easy so, and I'm glad that showed what goes on in many bedrooms of married couples...

[zwierzkun]

To all the people participating in this "debate": congradulations, and I thought you can't ruin that scene. The movie isn't about that and I think comments are supposed to be on the subject.

[JewMaica]

hahahah. @So turn off the light , when u come back to bed, OKAY?@ :DDDD i'm in love in this line, Kevin said that sooooo cool