Mr. Deity Episode 10: Mr. Deity and the Seed

[chestypants78]

"I DID not put that there!". Ahahahaha 

[gotaybah]

Your videos are awesome!

[hobofu]

naked human pyramid :-O oh shit im stopping now! I hope I can redeem myself as ive , ... over the years... damn! shit!

man you are so talented. These episodes should be played in religious school classes all over the world and used for discussion. Thanks for making my day happier!

[traog]

Thanks for the pardon, it's really appreciated.

[ianmathwiz7]

Just so you know, you've got that ringtone in the wrong key. "The Bitch is Back" is in A-flat major, while that ring tone is in A major.

[misterdeity]

@ianmathwiz7 Nope. I had it right. Elton's the one who blew it!

[ianmathwiz7]

@misterdeity So now you're dissing Sir Elton? That's an unforgivable sin! Lucy will punish you!

[Fragacide]

I love how everybody seems to live in an alternate dimension away from the boundaries of time... oh wait...

[hardinmichael1981]

The Palazio will never be the same again.

[tuseroni]

seed spillers...well know where im going...naked human pyramids sounds kinda nice...

[kadoushe]

LOLOLOL OMG LOL!!!!

[RaustBD]

we were out of salt!

[DavidMTRutten]

It's so rare to get consistently good punch lines in comedy! I stand in awe of your greatness Mr. D.

[pstark4]

Finally!!!!! better than Mark Twain

[dreamy2]

seed spillers, shrimp eaters, menstrual love-maker all go to hell. LOL

[dreamy2]

seed spillers~LOL~

[Cabochon1360]

Hate to correct the Deity, but it's not "Sir Elton"; it's "Sir Reginald".

[hornylink]

is the other ringtone (not the bitch is back) from bass hunter?

[maverickem09]

@hornylink The first tone was from Tetris that he was playing. Basshunter did do a Tetris remix though..

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I love the end

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SHIT XD

[Tzadeck]

Okay, I think I'm missing a reference here. She says that the naked human pyramids was "some English chick's" idea. Who's the English chick? Or am I assuming there's a reference when there isn't?

[culwin]

Google Lynndie England.

[hherndo1]

Very funny!!!! I love this series!

[Rationalific]

Incredible series. I'm eating it up!

[gloignon]

Ok whenever Lucy is on screen we hear annoying crackling noise?

[misterdeity]

It's the crackle of flesh burning. You just can't get away from it down there. That's why I never stay the night. Plus, it smells God-awful (no pun intended).

[thisis3d]

Oh my You, this is the best series ever.

[TearsAesthetic]

@misterdeity no pun intended my ass smells Diety-awful!!!

[VitalApparatuz]

you guys are so awesome,thanks!

[tombom7]

its jesus again lol

[TheAtheistTEEN]

man i am lovin this!

[AndrewLockwoodMusic]

Y'all are my new heroes. This is the perfect-est shit I have seen in forever.

[AndrewLockwoodMusic]

Kudos ad infinitum. I assigned this ringtone after the whole Nietzsche thing. Oh my god. I love this so much.

[Katalyzt]

[Its jesus again] "Who?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Katalyzt

[jeffhellraiser2]

W007! Love it! Can't wait for #11

[rmeddy1]

Bellagio LOL

[10secstomeltdown]

Who!!! Ha!

[lowcomedy]

'You're a balding little bastard, but I love ya!'

[ilovecherrys1234]

"sir, that's wrong."

lol!

[OvermanVideo]

These keep getting better and better!!!!

"Is that the Bitch is back?!?"

[StridentLobster]

The bit with the Belagio killed me.

[wlrube]

"that wasn't my idea... that was some English chick." LOL

[kisskiss965]

I LOVE THIS!!!!! Thank you!!!

[thekure42]

What was Mr. Deity's ring tone?

[doggiedogblog]

The Bitch is Back. Sir Elton John. I got it myself after seeing that episode. My x-wife loves it!

[jbomarshall]

Season 2 is here! Watch Episode 11 now at crackle dot com

[harrisd1dog]

Were in Mr. Deity's name can you find episode 11?

[robtul12]

There isn't an episode 11. Mr. Deity has two promos out for the new season but they are not episodes.

[M0b0tehH0b0]

The new series is on crackle.

[jason666king]

I love this shorts series. And I get 99% of it. The one thing that has me scratchin' my head is Larry. Who's he supposed to be in the mythos? Gabriel? The holy spirit? Comic Relief?

[VictorLiso]

I think Harry is kinda like the Holy Spirit, because of episode number 6.

[bAsketbAllluver837]

i never found that episode can u help me find it?

[bbaseballboy1234]

Its Ep. Superbowl press

[gznrk]

Actually it's Larry. And yes, he is the Holy Ghost (or Spirit). Think of their chant: "In the name of the Deity, the Boy and Larry." Sound familiar? Like "...The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost/Spirit"?

[whapachow]

"She's not English, she's American."

Reference to her name, not origin...

[Mobylene]

She's not English, she's American.

[AAK15]

haha Guantanamo reference!

[Hellerium]

This is one of the funnier ones. I'm surprised it hasn't gotten more views. The bellagio analogy is classic!

[Anakus]

Some English chick, comedic gold!

[davidr93]

Go Mr. Dalton!!! These are hilarious! Wonderful cinematography!

[SerbAtheist]

Ouch! imagine going to hell and facing infinite torture on a technicality!

[ludditeonline]

Mr deity is the best thing here - waiting patiently for #11

[darkcornbreadhunter]

why is there static everytime lucy has a scene?

[robtul12]

I think it is because she is in hell and it's the seed spilling.

[smaakjeks]

"why is there static everytime lucy has a scene?"

That's the fire you see. It's hot in hell.

[bruscar5]

I miss these, they were my life blood for a while. They're pure awesomeness. Where have they gone?

[archbishopjabber]

Best episode yet, with the exception of the first.

[misterdeity]

Okay, the word is now officially out. If you haven't already seen it, Sony launched a new site today called "Crackle." We are now a part of that. They are funding the next ten episodes which will air on Crackle exclusively. For more info, go to latimesdotcom and see the story about Crackle and Mr. Deity. Mr. Deity

[lmdevaney]

Outstanding:)!

[VespertilioFructus]

Congratulations! I am correct in assuming exclusive means you won't be uploading those episodes to youtube?

[W3dotCOM]

I've seen some other videos trying to achieve this type of satire, but I can say that this is by far the finniest and more clever one I have ever seen and quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in a long while. Keep putting them out their, and I'll keep watching.

[lmdevaney]

I just seen an ABC news story about Sony creating an online video site called Crackle. I noticed in the picture they had a Mr Deity episode showing. Does this have anything to do with the changes coming for Mr. Deity?:).

[tminus321]

This is very well written and hilarious. Please make more.

[hades12686]

These are hilarious.

[wobbles17]

just curiious, is larry the holy spirit?

[taberm2000]

please guys, we really need some new episodes. any word on when we may see some more of your genius. thanks for a lot of laughs and hoping for more soon

[Flembo5]

Are You Still making these anymore guys? Its been a long time since the last episode. i hope you havent quite making them because Mr. Deity ROCKS!

[daltonplotts]

im christiain and i think this is sooo funny i watched all 10 and can you please make more!!!!

[arbitterm]

I can't understand how christians can approve this. It's very sacreligous. At most it suggests that thier god is as flawed as any human. But it's good humor for the rest of us.

[dumbfucker99]

I think the only Christians who might be offended are those who take themselves WAY to seriously. These videos, I believe, are intended in a light-hearted manner and meant to entertain, not as serious commentary on religion in general or Christianity in specific.

Just my two drachma.....

[BloorigardEtcetera]

wow. This is so amazingly funny. It feels like you reached into my head and put my ideas about religion on screen, in ways that are far cleverer than I could conceive of.

[iambetterthanyou500]

I am a Christian and I think this is hilarious. Keep making episodes and I'll pray for you(joking).

[insearchofdreams]

LOL You know, my friend showed me these on her ipod last night, and I'm hooked! :D I sent them to my pastor, he wants to play them at church on Sunday! :)

[ncbabcock]

That's sad. 'Mr. Deity' is an extremely funny short and I for one don't see how you can think it's funny if you don't realize how riduculous it is to actually believe in Jehovah & Jesse & Satan and the whole 9. Pathetic.

[brapmx]

Hey Mr. Deity, when are you coming with the next episode, it's been a while!!!

[weeeezzll]

"It's Jesus again..."

ROTF!!!

I can't wait for the atheist episode!!

[Lurch174]

You guys are so going to hell.... see ya there!!! Keep up the good work!!

[Shizenvi]

I love the fact that "Mr. Deity" is also addicted to Tetris like the rest of us.

[tisus]

keep it up Mr. D

[misterdeity]

We're about to wrap up negotiations and sign a deal. I have the next five episodes written and I think you'll be very happy with them. We'll let you know what's ups as soon as we can. Thanks for your patience.

[Secularprophet]

I see this comment on all of your episodes but have no idea what it refers to. Are you getting a TV deal? I hope so. Luv U. BTW, Jerry Falwell should be showing up at Lucy's place, looking forward to that one.

[MsDeity]

OH MY DEITY! i Can't wait!!! Remember about the READ carpet ;) Ok?

[gr33nman]

So Lucy is getting control of content so Mr. Deity can have another season... Rock on, Mr. Deity! I'm looking forward to next season.

[KempsGrl]

hooray for another season!

[elrojomuerto6x]

god i love it. i feel kinda bad for jesus tho. poor guy

---mario---

[morcova]

Love it. The naked pyramid bit was hilarious.

[jbomarshall]

Thanks for being a fan of Mr. Deity. The negotiations regarding the future of Mr. Deity are just about wrapped up and we should have news for you in the next couple of weeks (all good). We are talking with some big people who will be funding 10 additional webisodes.

Another season is on it's way!

Thanks again and spread the word!

Jimbo - aka, Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

Wanna connect with other Deity fans? Visit mrdeityfan.blogspot dot com

[bgr8flgrl]

So, Mr. Diety needs money? Oh, so sad, but I hope we see new episodes soon...

[MsDeity]

i love your comments but what about laughing just for the sake of enjoying a good laugh

[jsvramirez]

Negotiations=Money.

Money=Control of Content.

Bad Bad Bad

I'd rather see fewer episodes, or some kind of donation system in place rather than have some sponsors control the content of MrDeity.

Blasphemous

[flug747]

Seems our favorite religious broadcasts, Mr. Deity and God inc., are on hold. A shame.

[Diefzilla]

I want more Jesus. What is he up to anyway?

[MsDeity]

who doesn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Diefzilla]

Jeezy Creezy has gone fishin'. C:

[MsDeity]

OMG JiMBO, it has only been ONE week since you posted that??? OH MY DEITY , i thought it had been alest 2 months. I am not taking this break up good, guys. Im SO depressed (like Mr) please please please forget about Lucifer and connec with me guys, and Mr I used to love LUCy but just to see you on the phone with her over and over and i am such a masochist i keep watching the clips..............aggggggghhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[richmanwisco]

who?

[swruler9284]

Love it. I can't wait for the next episode (whenever it comes out). Great job! I especially love the mr.deity-devil relationship. Keep it up!

[nbaefsky]

awesome! hilarious stuff. keep it comin

[imadeva23]

you guys will pull through for sure! excellent show :)

[Bobeeg]

Be sure and hold out for future royalties; syndication money and ownership rights. If it's a hit, you will make more money than you can believe. Don't sign away those rights.

[jbomarshall]

Hey Everyone!

I just wanted to let you know that we're taking a break while we're in negotiations with some people regarding the future of Mr. Deity. There will not be a new episode for a while -- until we get things resolved. Sorry for the delay, but this will ultimately be a very good thing for the show.

Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

[dredwolff]

Cliff Nyren the Jazz musician? Anyone got a link to the story on the dedication?

[gaberaven]

As great as usual - you guys are going to have to release your collected works on DVD soon!

[Elvisius]

Naked human pyramids :) Oh man.

[scottwenthe]

always brilliant.  bravo.

[DoctorFist]

lol i loved the bellagio reference

[sparkyfoley]

hahahahahahaha....seed spillers

[3554280]

Funny stuff! I think I'll go spill some seeds now though......

[grythyttan]

Nice one with the Abu Ghraib and lynndie england reference.

[flug747]

Yeah, "some english chick", I only got it the second time. This really is clever stuff. I can't believe they haven't their own show, yet. What is Comedy Central waiting for?

[137153163]

Oh, I get it Lucy, Lucifer.

[powerthrucontrol]

Hilarious! I worship you!!!

[michaelwsnyder]

Best one yet.

[EstebanCambiassoARG]

Best thing on YouTube.

[misterdeity]

Hey Everyone!

I just wanted to let you know that we're taking a break while we're in negotiations with some people regarding the future of Mr. Deity. There will not be a new episode for a while -- until we get things resolved. Sorry for the delay, but this will ultimately be a very good thing for the show. Mr. D

[thenoseknows]

dude, that sux!!! hurry back, this series is awesome!

[FabulousFashionistas]

I'm sure it will be!!! Hurry back mister deity! WE LOVE YOU!

[beemdude]

Please come back... you give me something in which to believe. And Lucy is a fox.

[dredwolff]

Ah, well, guess it's good-bye to the free-per-view! Hope you guys make some money with all of this, it's good stuff! Oh, and don't let the big movie companies screw you, if you go that route ;)

[sparkyfoley]

wait what are they doing????are we gettin a tv show or something else??????let me know...this is hilarious

[9portal]

Laugh out loud. For real.

[zly74]

This really is one of my favorite, if not my favorite, series on this website.

[britneyiscool]

Brilliant as always!

[franco6719]

Keep it up!! You may not get in the mainstream media anywhere, but you've certainly reached a group of junkies in Italy anyway!!

[G4LCTC]

Great stuff again! It all makes sense now!

so its ok for me to spill the seed again....right?

[DarthPlayer]

This series is true brilliance. LOVE it! Oh and "Lucy" is HOT!!

[stuborn247]

Who is that?

jesus.

Who?

LOL!

[napigirl]

LOVE this series - sharp, funny, original - you should be worldwide! oh wait - I guess you're actually universe wide - sorry Mr Deity!

[yupfrank]

that was awesome

[hocobo]

these are all really funny.

[mikestoner]

This series is the best on youtube. It is creative genius.

[ladyladymyrna]

Can't wait for the next episode!!!

[ctrentham]

Fantastic!

[Katalyzt]

Nice!

[neofrankyboy1988]

its jezus again

......who?

ROFL

[backyardbetty]

"I can be less needy, I'll stop with all the texting!"

HIL-arious.

[grimobo]

Amy Rohren is just about THE sexiest most accomplished actress. I can well see how Le Bon Dieu is needy over her. The whole cast is superb but Luci ... whew.

[Satile]

Lmfao. Naked human pyramids and giving them pardons. Ohhhhh, you guys rock. Get this on TV.

[abuelobob123]

It's just great, I look for the next episode all the time. Of course, the Bible is a wonderful source. Keep up the good work.

[C0SM0X]

Is Episode 11 on the way??

[muaddubby]

As always, you guys are the stars of YouTube. You'll probably all get zapped by lightning one clear summer's day, but you still rock :)

[JohnTheFabulous]

NAKED HUMAN PYRAMIDS?!?!?

[madcitygork]

great!

[calicatty123]

I love it! Abu Ghraib reference - nice one guys.

[RayCathode1]

Mr. Deity doesn't keep his all-knowingness turned on all the time anymore?! When did that happen? Why the hell didn't somebody tell me?!

---Join our faith/faithless community, visit my fanblog at mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com Cheers

[cuddles50]

Someone needs to come out of the closet, I think.

[Dragonzroc]

lol this show is hilerious !!

[SolInvictus]

Man, this show is really good!

[SoWhyX]

Great one, as usual. Keep up the good work =)

[Randie508]

LMAO! You guys are the best--never onee to dissappoint! And is he ever going to learn Jesus' name, I mean really? LOL1 Thanks to you all!

[proobu]

AMY ROHREN IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! at least, the world of YouTube, of which I see only this series. But God she is gorgeous. And so changeable, so different each episode. And the most gifted actresses in the world too. Don't know how she is available for this, but so-o-o glad she is!

On the other hand, who comes up with Larry's shirts and ties? Good grief. He's great in anything, and the old man too of course.

[Graehaus]

Awesome, tho Human Naked pyramids, of seed spillers. eww.

[TheFounderUtopia]

Classic as always. :D

[alleyoop23]

ah jesus you bitch hAHAHhahHAHAHaa

Love it as always. Mr Diety, tu tienes mi corazone.

[Pointman80]

"We were out of salt... you know we were out of salt" :-)

[jbomarshall]

Thanks for all the support of Mr. Deity. There's a new poll on our "unofficial fan" website where you can vote for your favorite episode or chat with me, Larry - Mr. Deity's Personal Assistant

please go to mrdeityfan.blogspot (dot) com

THANKS!

[Gravitationalist]

Mr.Deity, even though I don't believe in you can you please reel in the Westboro Baptist Church. They are out of control.

Thanks

[MsDeity]

ok how many of you have ated this video and how many have tied? I HAVE TIED TO ATE THIS VIDEO AT LEAST 11 TIMES. if anyone is having this problem please contact YOU TUBE>>>>>>>>>this is f*&*

[farmgrade]

I hope you're submitting pilots to NBC.

[hughmanwho]

haha I love these videos! they don't seem to be posted often enough though lol

[VetteDude87]

Haha, Lynndie England reference was hilarious! Keep up the great work!

[enigma00]

Another brilliant episode. The Tetris, the Bitch is Back, the Bellagio cut-away, the Nietzsche reference..."Who?" - it's all too much! :D

Keep up the great work!

[petroltear]

Sound... sounds weird.

[kyoko3468]

Amazing! I loved the end the most, when Jesus calls. Hahhah.

[javaripped]

hehe, fully agree on that - the larry versus jesse angle is awesome. ;-)

[seanbedlam]

Always consistently funny. Well, four episodes worth of always anyway. Whatever.

[SonofKain]

for all who are subscribed to this on YouTube, you should really subscribe to the podcast version on itunes, i saw this episode almost 2 weeks ago

[rekeltje]

I think I woke up my whole block when the spilling of seed line was uttered! LOL

[dominiricanusa]

Hey MrDeity! How come you don't respond when people are praising you!? hmm maybe you really are God.

[misterdeity]

I'm sorry. I should be responding more. You're right. I'm just not a very good deity.

[EmberDove]

But Mr. Diety didn't know about the "whole Nietzsche thing" until long after it happened. Right? Or is my conception of time too human mortal?