London - tourist information film for Americans

[dannyjb2006]

Hey guys, my names Danny, I'm an avid fan of London and really into my travelling, if you could just take five minutes to view my blog and comment or follow that would be great! It's my first visit to London, hope you enjoy :-) londonthefirsttimearound.blogs­pot.com/

[GMasis001]

Is he serious???

[CanadianSaudi1]

Give the Americans the spelling of those words in case they will use the Email in England. LOOOOL 'WANKA' lol

[yngguy4u]

This was funny. Just came back and can't wait to go back. NY is my home but I was definitely British in a previous life.

[MissEgasMoniz]

London sucks - England sucks - go see Scotland and Wales instead - better people too.

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

In the 4th of July,1776,the 13 American colonies declared independence from English rule,and then those 13 colonies became states and the United States was born.the English influence is still present on American soil today,and we can see it on many aspects of the country like the language,the laws and its political system all based on the English ones.Americans have always had a complex of inferiority towards the English because they were ruled by them.

[Nickcooper625]

American tourists in London would be easier to bear if they _did_ follow this advice....

[experiessence]

LOL. As an American I say kudos to you, sir! Obviously a bunch of my countrymen have lost their sense of humor.

Then again I did live abroad for ten years...

[ThinkingFox]

@samigirl22 Don't do what he says. A 'wanker' is literally a person who masturbates...it like called a person a dick. 'bollocks' means bullshit. If you don't trust me you could google those terms.

[onehawtone33]

Mature.

^ sarcastic

Pretentious.

^ not sarcastic

[LolFishFail]

This guy is a legend, Casually walking through groups of people, bad mouthing at a camera. EPIC!

[Nicole3900]

I'm American. This was funny. I love British humor. It's very clever. lol.....I wonder if anyone took your advice about calling people those names.

[KRvideos1]

bullocks you wanker,  wasted 2 minutes of my time.

[hackingtime88]

can u speak American so i can understand u

[cokursh]

oh bollocks my british wankers i hope to see you soon too

[cokursh]

oh bollocks my british wankers

i hope to see you soon too

[trance212]

ROFL! I'm American and I really appreciate this video and love the English humor!! And I'm not offended at all! MAKE MORE MAKE MORE VIDEOS!!!! 

[babybyotch89]

I am a 21 year old american and I know what those words mean I'm not illiterate like the scuzzballs living in Texas. How would you guys like it if I said all you lot do is drink tea and nibble on your biscuits.

[santa02productions]

it actully works i shouted wanker to someone and they ran over to me they must be glad to see me lol

[sniffy45]

Bollocks very much friend, now could you kindly point me in the direction of Tony harwards flat, I need to have a little chat with him, maybe a cup of tea. Also is there a shop along the way tha tsells very sharp objects and plastic bags?

[ASphincterSaysWat0]

" i think you'll agree that's a fantastic erection"

[TherealMrChristophel]

haha

[TheGamer770]

Wow you sound gay!

[cjeam9199]

you, sir, are an evil genius.

love it!

Top tip: also try asking for a Glasgow kiss, you'll never forget your first.

[Thecreatorisgreat]

this made me laugh

[lgp490]

GEE thanks for the good advice ;)

[Dslater417]

This man is an idiot, you anti-American people are idiots, just as you think that Americans are idiots.

[misspain]

lol. Nice video. I'm an American, I'm not really sure why people are finding it offensive. I thought it was funny

[andrewbarrett42]

Good video,I know Americans don,t use those two words.

[Acetactular]

hahahahaha this geeza is the shit!

[ragekilord]

if you call someone a wanker in london, you WILL get stabbed or shot no word of a lie :(

[watts18269]

An American once asked me which country France was the capital city of...

[RCraigful]

@watts18269 beautiful!

[hobanio]

Bollocks for the vid!

I know the comment was made a year ago but who is allbritseunuchs to say that britain depends on "DaddyUSA" for survival? has he forgot that the world economy is in tatters because people in the state cant live by thier means, and has had a knock on global effect.

Some Americans need to open theirs minds and face facts. I hope he is only a handful of our cousin haters. WANKER!

[iravdi]

sexy britsh accent!! I love it

[iravdi]

sexy british accent !!

[Clusterlala]

Brilliant !

[AllanaJayneWatson0x]

what about if amercians believed this . . . LOL

[morgandrim]

I was in need of a good laugh today, and just fucking caught it. Thanks for the vid, pal !

[Pato100000]

Wow. Sarcasm at its best.

[honeyfred]

haha great vid mate.

[JAMamation]

Haha funny shit, im a brit. Its all true americans, dont believe the other brits saying its not true. They're just liers.

[iscream22]

Suuuuurrreeeee

(im american :) )

Im headed over to london, amsterdam and berlin, cant wait to go over there.

[djunior874]

i love this video :D

[ForgottenSouls666]

LOL I'm Canadian but I know what you're trying to pull.

[Aheadstix85]

Well yeah, but you canadians are like americans with brains.

[MDRS05]

i love your accent :D

[samigirl22]

is this true or is he so makeing fun of americans!?

[jamesgibbs123]

ahahahaha

[dan892k7]

It's all true petal, we look forward to seeing you on this side of the pond/great big ocean.

[yallnome06]

@samigirl22 it true obviously!!! bollocks IS slang, but if they here an American saying it they will appreciate that you are trying to blend in, and like you instantly

[hexhatexmexnot]

@samigirl22 ......wow.......just.......wow

[MrKto12]

@samigirl22 No it's British humour, it's called sarcasm.

[mcfender]

I made this video and yes, I agree with you... ENOUGH ABOUT THE WAR ALREADY !

[thesunshines]

Christ; why do these videos always turn into things about the war - its the past!!!!!

[Resendez909]

HAHAHAHA.....I'm an American and I love this video!  I'll be sure to use wanker plenty of times when I go to London in Sept. Gee don't get all butt hurt people!

[alex471996]

Nope 1942 during the battle of britain we bullied off the germans and then there is proof that they were running out of umph to invade with the might of the RAF. Sure if you Americans hadn't turned up we would still be being attacked but I doubt that an invasion would have succeeded especially with the Russians in the west bulling off the huns.

but Bullshit is all I can say

[TheGamer770]

Remember also the Russians only came in to the war because Hitler attack they just like the Japs did to the Americans.

[DubbleTrubbleBubble]

hahaha funny shit

- a brit

[Ryan199403]

hahah fat fuck

a american bitch fuck you

[peterwoodings38]

this guy is well funny nice one my cousins come from seattle next month , they would just think this is funny too

[denton1972]

Idiot. If it weren't for us Americans you wouldn't be making this video and would be under nazi rule.

[mcfender]

That's very doubtful. The harsh Russian winter is what undid the Nazis. The Yanks showed up 2 years late and only joined because their own security was being threatened by the Japs. If ever you get yourself a passport, you can join the other paltry 15% of Americans who have one and get a more balanced, less fanatical world view. If it wasn't for the English, you'd be a third world Spanish-speaking country with no democracy. You really should be more grateful, you know.

[cjhxc87]

damn straight FTW.

I always love hearing Americans say 'they won the war' when it was actually the ruski's if anyone.

tho denton does have a point "if it weren't for us Americans you wouldn't be making this video..." how very very true....

[TheGamer770]

@cjhxc87 No they saved our Arse in the War witch they did.

[famousamosguy]

Mcfender, people in the U.S. do not have passports because they already live in a great country to explore their own land. We have so many things to offer. I personally would rather spectate other cities in my homeland before I go visit internationally.

[TheIceman567]

@mcfender I have a passport so what's you're point i've seen the world people are dumb everywhere you go. How many times have you been out of the UK?

[TheGamer770]

@mcfender So what the Yanks came in two years late WOW! They still saved our arses man you look like a fuckin' Paki as well. I served with em' in Iraq and the Gan great lads. Just because were blown up your country doesn't you can be an arsehole you fuckin' coward!

[TheUberMuffin]

@mcfender Britain only survived the battle of Britain because of Roosevelt's lend lease program. Just saying. Not that Britain had a small part of course, but every country of the allies owes something to another country and none of them would of won the war (at least for several years) without every other country. U.S. industrial power. Britain's close proximity to Germany and global empire. Russian manpower (and winter).

[TheUberMuffin]

@mcfender nvm looks like that subject has been beaten to death

[merzbau1]

@mcfender don t mess with him HISTORY is another great mystery for them

[peterwoodings38]

dont talk like a wanker and bollocks to ya

[tonightwefly]

@denton1972 Reading this comment made me laugh so much HAHAHAHAHA

[charlieiscool1000]

oh shut up thats so typical of u americans triyng too act as if u won the war on your own we held off the nazis for most of the war and u only came in at the end and there would be No america without britian so just remember that we made u

[booker90]

@denton1972 Also it was the RAF that halted the German advance/invasion of GREAT britain, RAF took control of the skys, so their planned landings had no air cover, so the nazis turned directions and tried to invade Russia.

And if it wasnt for the Royal navy having the German navy in their back pockets then you wouldnt of even been able to get over here.

[6Gizmo101]

@denton1972 and if it wasnt for us you would have just let the nazi take over the world

[oldfart4751]

Elton for P M good idea, Diplomatic visit to America, sing to George Bush snr, Don't let the Son go down on me!

[peterwoodings38]

well said mate

[oldfart4751]

Some of you Yanks talk a load of Bollocks! a nation of Wankers! now you know what these words mean. You guys just don't get the British sense of humour, lighten up you take everything so seriously, no wonder the Psycologists couch is the most used piece of furniture in America.

[smluke213]

I'd be happy to show you round Orlando, Fl. Did you know we have real live munchkins in OUR country? Hahaha! Good vieo man! Funny

[thinkverypositive]

I love americans but there are quite a few of them who will believe every part of this video lol

[waynedewho]

....fantTAStic erection......

This makes me want to do one of these for Toronto.

[hi262779]

lol very funny vid

[mattyboy3210]

i so want to see an american say bolax to me al kick his fukin cunt in

[mcfender]

DONG! It's gaytime! Elton personally rings that bell everytime he has sexytime with David Furnish.

[wrestlingnewsdesk]

yah elton johns house woow with a clock..

[instantwagner]

lol I shall do all this

[lostalex77]

it's pretty lame if you think about, that they have a ferris wheel in the middle of their city. i mean really. las vegas, okay, maybe i could imagine it having a giant ferris wheel, it would fit with the spirit of the city, but london??? c'mon....that's lame as hell.

[mcfender]

A ferris wheel in the middle of a city... a bunch of casinos in the middle of the desert... it's all pretty lame if you think about it...

[andrewbarrett42]

Its for the view you dickhead,look at Las vegas,they have rollercoasters in the city and atop the stratosphere tower,that is lame.

[Nihilanth1982]

@lostalex77 not anymore lame than your shitty hometown. if you don't like it here then FUCK OFF. i for one cannot stand arrogant american tourists and their constant complaints about the place.

[DannyR1996]

@lostalex77 It's not a 'ferris wheel' you moron. It's the London Eye. It's not the sort of thing you find in a theme park.

[brooks19888]

to the guy who made this vid, wanker and ballocks for the video, your so informative, can't wait to talk to a dude from England and just say wanker am sure he or she will reach there hand out in deep friendship as we Americans silly little Americans respect the Brits and would be shock to find they hate us...yeah.lol Also didn't know the parliament building was the residency of Elton John like don't know who that is?....yet to see him walking around the parliament floor.

man your too funny.lol

[mcfender]

If Elton John was a Member of Parliament, surely Britain would be a better place!

[brooks19888]

only one way to know urge him to go for parliament...Elton run for PM...good luck.lol

like when Europe was wanting to vote for Obama, America would be wanting Elton to be British PM.lol

[SIrpopeyesam]

Thats bloody Funny

I from London and now live in Hyde Park NY,

Bollocks for the Laugh LOL

[sydannlin]

Hahaha! I loved this. I'm an American, but I thought this was great. Like others, I've been to London and have plans of returning.

[S34Nii3]

Haha call them wankers :L Lol i will love the day someone does that !

[rodrigodzf]

hahaha actually I'm american, and I thought this was funny. A bit offensive, but clever I'll give you that. BTW most of us aren't that stupid or maybe it's just cause i've already been to London. :)

[mcfender]

PLEASE don't think I'm being racist or offensive to Americans! I worked for an American company (Fender) for 9 years and have lots of American buddies. This film is A BIT OF FUN! In London, we have a certain type of American tourist. It's normally a married couple of retirement age, in baseball caps and cameras round their necks. It's usually the first and last time they've ever set foot in Europe, so their world view is very dim. Americans - PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFFENCE!!! WE LOVE YOU REALLY!!!!!

[rodrigodzf]

Ha no worries. I'm not offended.

[brooks19888]

yeah it's funny as hell man.lol and am not offended it's funny vid...lucky me I already learned what wanker means on Xbox live so, no I'd never say it unless otherwise. ballocks never bothered to ask what that means but I know it ain't nice.lol so no chance in me saying ballocks as a way of saying thank you...I'll just say it in full sentences...thank you.lol

don't know what my reaction would be if I saw Elton John walking around parliament in his  shacks,underwear fucked up hair...awesome.lol

[oxcar162]

hahahaha, im not british but this video owns

[nuclearpatra]

alarmboy01 = OWNED!!!

[TorontoTributes]

That is the funniest shit ever!! Americans would believe it and do it then get a fist in their gullet.

[alarmboy01]

Canadians lol the rednecks of the north. Lovely people when you can find one who isn't drunk. Like how general statements cloud the facts? It's small wonder that news from Canada seldom is seen here. Why is that you ask? we don't care about you LOL. Now don't get upset it's all in good fun now it's it?eh.Ok hoser you enjoy the Holidays and remember you shouldn't do that with your sister!

[allbritseunuchs]

All Brits are slaves of the DaddyUSA and they always will be.Every shitbrit woman dreams of a DaddyUSA rich guy who will give her food to eat,clothes to wear and need I say cock to stuff in her...recent examples include british actresses going to DaddyUSA in search of food with a bowl in hand and an open mind for anything promiscuous to get pregnant with anyone rich in USA and start getting handouts.... for the baby...of course.HaHa...what a race??shitbrits...the name says it all..LOL..LOL..LOL

[mcfender]

Thanks for your kind words, Mister Angry American. If anyone out there can understand what he is saying please let me know. It seems as though our gift of the English language has been mangled somewhat by this grade-A moron. Maybe if you take your papa's wiener out of your mouth, we might understand what you're talking about, you retard redneck. Trust me, I have many American buddies and they are all excellent fellows. You seem to be the exception to the rule. Rock on!

[alarmboy01]

You expected a pat on the back? It seems more like a case of poorly raised limey. It might shock you but the average American doesn't care about London. You have confused sarcasm with wit shame shame . The statement "I have many American buddies " smacks of the same sort of thing racist people say. You sir are one of the reasons people view the British with a mix of contempt and pity. Enjoy the Holidays and thank you for being a rude twit.

[mcfender]

Thank you for your kind words. Yes, it's true - the average American doesn't care about London and it's quite clear from your comments that you don't care about London. I guess that makes you an average American then! Very average if you ask me...

[alarmboy01]

Coming from a below average limey thats high praise indeed!. And to be clear nobody asked you just like a limey to pipe up. Amazing how kind and thoughtful you all are . I'm not surprised you are on foot you probably can't afford a car. I'll think about you when cruising in my TVR the only thing England had to be proud of. Well until it was taken out of the UK lol.

[mcfender]

You do that, mate. Cruise around in your car thinking about me. Bit of a gay thing to do, but if that's your thing, go for it - I won't stop you!

[JohnMerrick93]

You walked right into that I'm afraid.

[mmarrcuus]

and americans will be the slaves to china in years to come so enjoy your time :)

[kurtoneal]

so sad

so true...

[allbritseunuchs]

Just look at this begger shitbrit who wants DaddyUSA to visit London.HaHa.he should rather ask his prime minister to suck Daddy's arse and DaddyUSA will give him some more pennies for british survival.The NSA has everything british covered and have a laugh every moment at the expense of the begging Shitbrits who desperately need DaddyUSA to visit britain to earn a few more pennies and put food on the table for their shitty children who drink themselves insane.HaHaHaHa....cant stop laughing LOL..

[ToDanceInTheRain]

LMAO!!!!1

[Aldranr]

rofl keep it up!!!!!!!!!

[detritus1066]

lol as a brit living in the usa some americans will take you at face value

[kristinaxfrost]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! XDDD just say ******** and they'll love u for it!! yeah, actually id reckon they'd probably sock u in the face rather than graciously thank u on their knees!! lol

[effers22]

the funny thing is americans will belieave this lol

[SIrpopeyesam]

unfortately true

[ukwarriorz]

rofl dont say those noooo! xD

[Onlyrealish]

OMG i live in Los angeles, and i want to go to elton johns house, it looks so cool!

[effers22]

i want to live in los angeles wana swap lol

[handsandfaces]

mate take the hat off. your no where near a farm! ooo arrrggh

[mcfender]

I need to wear a hat at all times to cover up my horns...

[handsandfaces]

LOL good answer

[wuskul]

fucking hilarious lol

[imsorryyoudontcare]

im sure lots of Americans will find that very helpful!!! lol