HOWL (For Lindsay Lohan)

[sixtiksix]

I can't believe the comments here. I have never heard of Allen Ginsberg, but I am sure he should love the props. If this poem is legendary, I guess I was too busy to notice.  I guess you don't mean legend like Hendrix or Poe, you mean legend like Ginsberg....well...I wish this Ginsberg fellow the best of luck at becoming an even bigger legend....

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[Goetia78]

I love this...it's priceless! Ha Ha Ha

[whoocares85]

I agree with JohnnyWingo1. Ginsberg would have found it funny.

[JohnnyWingo1]

Ginsberg would've most likely gotten a kick out of this.

[pulsexx]

you butchered allen ginsberg you stupid bitch whore cunt

[chowpappy]

like, cool man

[yippiekid16]

this sucks. ginsberg would be ashamed

[TheObviousChild77]

Ginsberg fucking hated cunts like you.

[chesireskat]

seriously, you just don't get it. you are ean

L7 beyond hope. i hope, however. hope that you get cancer, or aids.

[Cheatle07]

uMMm like O-M-G this is so stupid HAhahha

lol the video is so true Jg

[didyoudunno]

Great video I really like it :D

[6joyr44]

Also many of the sexual references where integral to incite notions of value. I think anyway.

And yes this video is shite.

[6joyr44]

carneyobama100, right. Firstly i have been studying Allen Ginsberg for around 6 months and have not come across any 'filth' could you direct me to it?

Secondly i have discovered he had a extremely vibrant libido and fell in love often.

Thirdly its typical of an artistically bureacratic oppressor to doubt free art. If you don't like him fair play, but his work has been something of a necessity in contemporary literature and social/political ideology.

[carneyobama100]

I made these two posts in case there is anyone out there who doesn't know what a filthy, disgusting pervert Allen Ginsberg was. If you ever see an Allen Ginsberg poem at the public library, either rip out the page or black it out with a marker. If you don't, someone's little kid may read it thinking it's about a wolf.

[Boojispud]

What is disgusting to one person may be beautiful to another.

[TheObviousChild77]

You total fucking dick. It's called literature.

[carneyobama100]

"who let themselves be fucked in the ass by saintly motorcyclists, and screamed with joy, who blew and were blown by those human seraphim, the sailors, caresses of Atlantic and Caribbean love, who balled in the morning in the evenings in rose gardens and the grass of public parks and cemeteries scattering their semen freely to whomever come who may"

[carneyobama100]

"who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob behind a partition in a Turkish Bath when the blond & naked angel came to pierce them with a sword, who lost their loveboys to the three old shrews of fate, the one eyed shrew of the heterosexual dollar the one eyed shrew that winks out of the womb and the one eyed shrew that does nothing but sit on her ass and snip the intellectual golden threads of the craftsman's loom..."

[carneyobama100]

"who let themselves be fucked in the ass by saintly motorcyclists, and screamed with joy, who blew and were blown by those human seraphim, the sailors, caresses of Atlantic and Caribbean love, who balled in the morning in the evenings in rose gardens and the grass of public parks and cemeteries scattering their semen freely to whomever come who may"

[klaephoster]

hold the fuck up,I like linds & paris,i no they may make some mistakes,but u got no room to talk about her or her friends or her mom,u don't no her,fuck u!!!!!!!!!!bitch!!!!!!!!!

[stilldescending]

I think I threw up in my mouth a little when I heard how badly you butchered "Howl."

[sgtspanky75]

Much better than the original which is extremely long and pointless.

[carolynhilton]

ginsberg is a genius. you, apparently, are illiterate.

[zombieswan]

I really like your take on Ginsberg. I think he would laugh his ass off if he heard this.

[darkboii]

UGLY GAY BOY!

Lindsay Lohan did an awesome job in all her movies.. Her music is so fantastic..Okay Drugs :/ But she gets better totime! shame on you >:( AAHRG I HATE U SO MUCH!

Linds 4 ever ;)

[klaephoster]

thats a boy?

[kamebearuploads]

dumb ugly fat boy... Lindsay is aweseome!

[LoneConformist]

I didn't expect much when I clicked on this, just cheap jokes. But I was actually touched.

You have seen into the wracked soul of La Lohan, you have faced the darkness of her narcissism and had a laugh over the muffled sounds of the Scissor Sisters.

Shed that snakeskin, Lohan!

[aaronbees]

I love it!

[lipsticknazi]

NEELY O HARA!!!!

[sabrinavsginc]

hmmm I prefer the original I know it by heart...

[twilitefairy]

hahaha she sounds like a MAN

lol

[flores84]

AHHH!!! this is genius! very well done. im sendin this everywhere!!

[harvestmoondog]

How fascinating, very well done. I too knew Allen the Performer and it sure sounds like something he'd be very, very amused by! :)

[integro9]

scrue you guys lindsey lohan in fuc@ing hot scrue you

[NuovoLife]

Ha ha, dotsetloops. Made me laugh. What about doing a rendition of 'Footnote to Howl' on Paris H?

[mzvelveeta]

Wonderful! (But somebody needs to look up "interpolate".)

[zikman23]

MOLOCH

lol, pretty cool idea. you got a funny voice though

[haledjian]

Fecking Brilliant!

[tshigematsu]

I knew Allen Ginsberg personally. You actually sound kind of sound like him, your cadence, your delivery, the way you emphasize. I'm sure he would have LOVED this.

[kopasa]

excellent

[galfridus73]

Huh. Overrated poem (yes, it's an English major who thinks Howl is old and done) for an overrated actress.

Not sure which I'm more unimpressed with.

[mformby]

I don't think you get it.

[hoytwillrise]

An English MAJOR ? That's impressive, that qualifies you to expound on anything ? It's because you perceive 'english major' as some kind of achievment that you didnt get Howl & never will.

[punkrockbeth]

i think i love you.

[harmlessandroid]

This is so fucking incredible! Wow. I love that poem and hearing it updated so well is just awesome. Good job!

[undeadsinatra]

blasphemy! but nicely done.