@damianjennings I see you have no sense of humor. I deleted my first post out of respect, to be honest, but you brought it back up. Your video is funny, but a little insulting, and I reacted. Then almost immediately I deleted the post and wrote something different, but you take it too far with the sister comment.
You are a crude little scrunchy-faced man. I pity you.
@glowzone It's humoUr, bitch. And your sister was lousy anyway. When I pulled my cock out of her arse she wouldn't suck it clean until I put on a mask of your face and called her my little sissywissy.
@glowzone Last time I looked we've got way more Michelin starred restaurants that the US. 3rd most in the world, after Japan and France. Still, you've got Jack in a box.
Man, I'm son of Argentines and I'm trying not to hate all Brits, because hatred in the end just kills the hater. Whenever I remember what your gov. & army has done in Ireland and the Malvinas and so many other places, I try to recall good English guys like John Lennon and Chaplin, so I don't end up generalizing. You take a deep breath and think of good Americans. Otherwise you'll end up dead by a heart attack very soon. Or even maybe, cancer in your testicles.
@damianjennings Nurses who save lives at public hospitals everyday; clean policemen who do their jobs for criminals to be out of the streets... American IT employees who maintain youtube everyday for you to upload videos saying that you hate them... I could go on and on.
@agormanvideos That's people that do nice things. I asked you to name three good americans. I see you can't. Point proved. Thanks for playing. Pick up your bag on the way out.
Wow I first thought this guy was just being funny, but he's full of hatred against Americans... BTW there are many accents in America, you could imitate some neutral accent like Obama's (because he has to address the whole nation) but southerns speak different from northerns... etc. Which is normal in any big country.
@damianjennings Man, there are other ways to release your anger... like a good night of sex. Or at least spending your energy in filming and uploading a productive video.
I meant you can't just say "American accent", because America has many accents. So, American accent from where? Virginia? New York? Houston? It's also common for foreigners to think here in Argentina we all speak with the accent of Buenos Aires; but every province has it's own accent. And hey, don't call me cunt, you fuck, LOL!
@damianjennings you're the stupid one... i meant that HERE, we say pavement when we are talking about pavement, we mean the material roads are made of... hope you get it DA! and ive never seen sidewalks made of pavement... at least not where i live
@damianjennings Wow, I thought you were done discussing this. But you just keep on loathing on Americans. Seems like you aint have a life. I cant take you seriously.
@damianjennings HAHA you call your own video shitty? then delete it whats it doing here? and what are you doing on an American website in the first place? Youve trolled this website for 3 years. Ive only been here twice. I came one month ago and thought you just have quitted discussing. I came now and see you still have no life.
@damianjennings "Irony? like the fact that you trash talk the US but still you celebrate our elections and mourned with us on 9/11.. that kind of irony" then you said "What makes you think we would celebrate your elections? And where do I "trash talk" americans in the video?
Gosh, you do fall into the stereotype that americans are stupid, don't you. Are you fat too?" WHICH WAS TRASH TALKING. MY POINT WAS PROVED. Thanks. The end.
@damianjennings Alanis Morissette is from Canada. Also, I believe I'll continue to say the word 'color' as if there were an 'r' somewhere within the word. I would have YOU see me after class but I'll be watching The Simpsons. We can all agree on The Simpsons right right right?
i have no idea why we're even talking about this anymore LOL you're clearly trying to be a smart ass. I KNOW they are different words that's why i said they essentially have the same meaning. YOU KNOW what i meant. You're just trying to use that as a platform for an argument that you're not going to win.
the original argument was "Americans don't know what irony is" to which i replied
@DoodWinSauce We're talking about it still because you are very stupid. I've pwned you 6 times. And you keep coming back. You have no counterpoint, you just call me names. It's awesome. I explain the VERY basic mistakes you make, and you shout POO POO HEAD at me.
You'll look back at this when you grow up and ask yourself why you were so stupid, so publicly, and so repeatedly. I do hope it comes up when you apply for a job.
@damianjennings But WHY do you say ''colla'' when there stands ''colour''? you gotta pronnounce the r. And when you say ''can'' and ''after'' why cant you remain your mouth locked when you say it? its like your having a dick in your throat.
HAHA wow man just take the defeat lol don't worry i make people feel stupid all the time. you're not the first and you won't be the last. I saw something that was stupid. I called you out on it.
Um, no. You made several mistakes, I pointed them out. You got annoyed.
@DoodWinSauce@damianjennings yeah. whoever gave you that degree should be embarassed. What does it matter? is it not obvious from the definition that "dialect" and "language" are the same? That's a rhetorical question. I don't want to hear anything else you have to say LMAO
No, they are different words because they have different meanings.
I like how you keep deleting your comments not realising I get emailed them. Spastic.
@damianjennings you refuse to stop don't you? lol I love how you compare me to an 8 year old yet this video is reminiscent of a 3 year old british stupid ass ahahaha
My college professor told our class to look up this video to see the differentiated views on the people of America. Being an American myself, I find this video to be completely absurd. ( translation: ur a tard!!!!)
@damianjennings you've single handedly ruined my perception of British. :( sad you've done that. very very sad. Reading the comments, it's now clear you were trying to be funny. lol had you said that from the start I would not have (for lack of better words) "raped" you lol You should not be so defensive and instead explained what this was intended to be. Now you feel dumb and although i understand why, this all could've been avoided DAMIAN JENNINGS.
@damianjennings ... lol this has really been entertaining for me hahahahaha seriously. but i know this will never end and since i've backed you into yet another corner i'll be the bigger person and just stop hahaha but it truly has been fun...
P.S.
i can't promise i'll stop humiliating you BUT I will try lmao even though i know it will be hard i'll try not to respond to whatever dumb ass comment you make next....
@DoodWinSauce So, let's recap. You make a dozen or so very elementary mistakes. I point these out and try and help you improve the sub-Mexican Gardner level of English you have. And that is *you* backing *me* into a corner? Dude, no one has backed anyone into any corner. You posted lots of mistakes an 8 year old wouldn't make, I corrected you. You had no comeback and I made you look stupid.
@damianjennings look at it this way, at least now you can tell people an American taught you what your brittish college couldn't LOL YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AN AMERICAN MADE A FOOL OF YOU LOL if you don't feel stupid i have no idea what to tell you man. Maybe you're just crazy. If i were you i would feel like an idiot seriously. LOL nothing you have said made me feel ignorant. I kinda feel sorry for you that you keep embarassing yourself actually. This is fun.
@damianjennings ..now you'll look for something in that last comment u deem an error and try to force a good point out, it won't work, I'll make you feel like an idiot again and the whole process will start allll over again AHAHAHA and BTW that comment you left to @louisepleasemusic was REALLY childish... especially considering she's a 14 year old brit LOL you've got a lot of hate in you LMAO
@DoodWinSauce Oh love, it's not what I deem to be an error. It's what anyone who is older than 7 and not a fucking spastic knows to be very basic mistakes. @louisepleasemusic should kill herself, she really is that shit. You could then fuck her. I bet you'd love that.
@damianjennings LOL you are very entertaining. I love how retarded you are honestly. hahahhaha Damian, Damian. It's extremely possible your parents would not love you the same if they read the bull shit you're typing up hahahaha and stop calling me "love" it's creeping me out haha you freakin creeper. I truly feel like you're an idiot and nothing you type will ever convince me otherwise.
@damianjennings by "you" i meant brits. Now that you have said something ignorant and stereotypically anti-american you've proved my point.. idiot. Are you ignorant or just retarded? Either you don't watch the news in your own country because your too busy concerning yourself with American affairs or your media doesn't cover it. Google "world celebrates obama election" ..are you out to make the UK look stupid with those faces you make? lol
@damianjennings .. you're obviously just ignorant. If you ask anyone in the UK who Obama is and they'll tell you. Lol i'm wasting my time apparently, you don't know shit. And fat, no. But i refuse to share anymore details about me because i'm not interested in men. You're barking up the wrong tree, sir. How was your tea this morning? lol you probably didn't brush your teeth either did you? See, i know stereotypes too. Doesn't make you or I seem any smarter. dumbass.
@DoodWinSauce you or *me* seem any smarter. Not you or I. Bless you for trying. I think you're making up this obamo thing. I've googled it and can find nothing. LOL! You're just making stuff up now. First you rape the Indians and steal their land, now you make up words. Meh.
@DoodWinSauce No, we have two different dialects stemming from the English language. Are you actually this stupid or just putting it on to be amusing?
@damianjennings di·a·lect [dahy-uh-lekt] 1. Linguistics . a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by features of phonology, grammar, and vocabulary, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others geographically or socially.
2. a provincial, rural, or socially distinct variety of a language that differs from the standard language, especially when considered as substandard.
@damianjennings if you're not sure by now you obviously have a learning disorder lol
you're not playing me hahaha i'm TRYING to educate you but i guess that's impossible. I never said we spoke different languages i said we had different versions of English. that's why the definition is there.
@DoodWinSauce I didn't need to read it, love. My degree was in English. And I am English. Anyway, one doesn't say "the English dialect". One says the English language.
Thanks for trying. Pick up your goody bag on the way out.
Does your mother know you're using her computer to make yourself look like a stereotypical American on the internet?
@damianjennings yeah. whoever gave you that degree should be embarassed. What does it matter? is it not obvious from the definition that "dialect" and "language" are the same? That's a rhetorical question. I don't want to hear anything else you have to say LMAO
@DoodWinSauce Oh bless you. You actually *are* this stupid! Language and dialect are not the same thing. That's why they are DIFFERENT WORDS.
God YouTube really does bring a whole level of stupid to comments, doesn't it. Just read down. See how lots of stupid yanks have tried to take me down, and ALL have lost.
You are very stupid. You have made 5 or 6 basic mistakes so far. You want to keep going and me to continue schooling you? Or do you want to go and eat a twinkie and wank?
thats like saying idiot and stupid aren't the same LOL yes they're different words with essentially the same meaning
HAHA wow man just take the defeat lol don't worry i make people feel stupid all the time. you're not the first and you won't be the last. I saw something that was stupid. I called you out on it. You tried to defend your position and ultimately you had to change the subject to grammar (which is a position you thought you could win) and yet you still lost lol
@DoodWinSauce It's like saying FUCKING STUPID and AMERICAN mean the same thing.
A dialect is not a language. Period. You've not made any point.
And it's not grammatical, it's linguistic.
Thanks for trying, it's amazing how you don't mind showing how fucking stupid you are in public. This could come up in a search when you apply to go to college. Think on't.
@damianjennings you said "you or *me* seem any smarter. Not you or I." when you tried correcting me YOU STUPID FUCK! my god i'm playing YOU like a fiddle hahaha you are possibly the dumbest fuck i've ever enjoyed making a fool of. you should probably slit your wrists now.. you 49 year old dumb ass hahaha you'd think being over 21 years older than me you'd have learned a bit more but i guess not... sad :(
@DoodWinSauce You're playing me by pretending you don't understand why "you and I any smarter" is wrong? Weird, because it's just making you look like you're really stupid. Because you are wrong. And stupid. And more than likely clinically obese. Statistically speaking.
ok , my friend sent me this link and she's wrong..you r not funny , you're racist!! we DONT talk like that so if you wanna make a joke , make it clear and we do understand what irony means...such an ass....
@TheBabesForevs I am funny. Your friend was right, listen to her. You however, seem a little het up hun? You *do* talk like that, because you are American and therefore fat and stupid. You certainly do not understand irony.
If you can define it using your own words I will pay you 20 bucks via pay pal. And quoting Alanis Morrisette doesn't count.
And it's ARSE not ASS. An ASS is like a donkey. Fuck me, you're stupid.
Hey you fucking little bitch! You are so ugly bitch! As I saw you I just thought : Oh shit! What is my dog doing on youtube? But then I remembered that my dog looks better! So this cant be it! Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhaa!
@AnB4Life00 What an erudite reposte. Your rapier-like wit has cut me to the quick. Do you have a sign saying "YOUR A MORAN" too? You are that guy, aren't you?
@damianjennings You're a fucking idiot.. I respect everyone in Europe and actually admire all the ways/accents/traditions. You're just hating on American... This is a disgrace, not the slightest bit funny.
@AnB4Life00 How can you respect everyone in Europe? Some people in Europe are pedo, some are racist, some are just not very nice. Don't say such ridiculous blanket statements. Makes you sound really stupid.
And, if you had a clue, you'd realise this video is a RESPONSE to an AMERICAN trying to teach an English accent. It is called PARODY.
@ulooklikemydog Hey you german sausage eating cunt, when you are not watching scat porn or wanking over hairy arm pitted women, you spend your time trying to insult people?
@damianjennings u fucking little bitch! look carefully at my channel. Im an American u fucking little british bitch! Im the king of the world and u fucking little british bitches are our dogs! Hahahhahah! Fuck Britain, u dogs! Hahahahhahahahahhahahah! Hahahahhahahahhaha!
@ILoveBryceAltman it's coloUr, actually. We invented the words you speak, you just fucked them up. Too tricky to spell for you retards. No, there is nothing wrong with you Americans. Apart from being fat, stupid and starting illegal wars in order to get oil. HOORAH FOR HALIBURTON!
@joannacool12 you look more stupid being a fat broke self abuser living in your Mom's basement pretending to be a girl called joannacool on youtube. Tosspot.
@andreasingz pussy. If you want to say "that is very funny but its kind of immature to you know look down to americans?? Anyone agree??? :)" then say it.
woah your face expressions are crazy. i love british accents but come on don't go hatin' on american accents (and assume we're all stupid because of our dialects) :L
@omgnoi oh, sweety, I'm not mocking all American accents. This is a video response to a REALLY stupid American woman who was TEACHING people to speak with a British accent. Her accent was worse than Dick Van Dyke's in Mary Poppins. Thanks though.
@Chillness101 The only place your point is proven is in your funny little head, my love. Fuck me, your education must be appalling if you can't grasp the most basic ideas in discussions. Proof. You've proved nothing aside from the fact that the American education system is dreadful. Your argument is this: "You're an idiot. I'm right. I've proved it." No. You've done no such thing. Cite a source, young man. Your fucking country censors Huck Finn ffs. Talk about backward.
@Chillness101 Who told you 7 of the top colleges are in the US? That's so sweet and funny. If you want to read about the real top universities check out the "QS World University Rankings" to find out how wrong you are!
It sounds like you got into your school because you can throw a ball and they needed some idiot jocks to give them money. Ah, scholarships!
I'd stick with the caveman-like ball throwing because, from what you've demonstrated here, you aren't a natural scholar, love.
@Chillness101 I am delighted you come from a country where something as important as straight teeth is held in such high regard and at the same time such things as being huge fatties, being stupid, not wanting to walk anywhere and not understanding irony are lauded as "good". You go, girl!
@salimTeacher OK. Thanks. I suddenly realise, thanks to your insightful comment, that making a 2 minute video that 3,589 people have laughed at *was* a total waste of my life. If only I could have found a job where I could spare 2 minutes out of my life for shtz and gglz I wouldn't be here, cranking (look it up) in my Mum's basement.
@Eisha79 Oh bless. The point, and I love how you missed it, is that he said "I speak like an 8 years old kid", whereas ANYONE knows it should be "I speak like an 8 year old kid". No s.
You also could do with a couple of lessons: *No, * shouldn't, * you, *!
Thanks for stopping by though, you seem awesome and not a total fucking prick sticking their ugly fat nose into someone else's discussion.
actually i speak american i was born in america! just to let you no im quite young so dont go being mean to me :@ i dont need lessons if i did i wouldnt use this this aint american at all ok !! Im soz but thats not how americans speak but at least you tried and most people are grateful for your video (including me) but your voice is a little weird but mine is high as im a kid its really weird so im not trying to judge you !
@Eisha79 I'm sorry, you are too painfully stupid for me to bother with. I tried to make sense of your shit, but really can't even be arsed. Please kill yourself.
@Eisha79 Maybe this will teach your probably fat and stupid trailer trash "mother" she shouldn't let her kid use the internet unsupervised. She should be sterilised.
@Eisha79 This isn't about me going away, hun. It's about you stopping coming to my youtube page and posting your badly rit (sic) inane bollocks. Just fuck off. There. Simple!
you are racist !!
USA is the best
AboKhlod296997 3 weeks ago
@AboKhlod296997
a) America isn't a race, you fucking cocksucking idiot
b) Best at being fat and stupid, yes.
damianjennings 3 weeks ago
fuck you
AboKhlod296997 1 month ago
@AboKhlod296997 How erudite. I can see the American education system hasn't let you down.
damianjennings 1 month ago
@AboKhlod296997 How erudite. Do you felch your mother with that mouth?
damianjennings 3 weeks ago
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glowzone 1 month ago
@glowzone it's even prettier when I am licking out your sister when she menstruates
damianjennings 1 month ago
@damianjennings I see you have no sense of humor. I deleted my first post out of respect, to be honest, but you brought it back up. Your video is funny, but a little insulting, and I reacted. Then almost immediately I deleted the post and wrote something different, but you take it too far with the sister comment.
You are a crude little scrunchy-faced man. I pity you.
glowzone 1 month ago
@glowzone It's humoUr, bitch. And your sister was lousy anyway. When I pulled my cock out of her arse she wouldn't suck it clean until I put on a mask of your face and called her my little sissywissy.
damianjennings 1 month ago
@glowzone and I honestly didn't realise she was handicapped until after.
damianjennings 1 month ago
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glowzone 1 month ago
A few words used in Britain that have no meaning:
Privacy- surveillance cameras at every corner
Dentist - have a look 'round London! HA!
Gourmet - let's face it, Britain is NOT renowned for its culinary achievements
Cheers!
glowzone 1 month ago
@glowzone Last time I looked we've got way more Michelin starred restaurants that the US. 3rd most in the world, after Japan and France. Still, you've got Jack in a box.
damianjennings 1 month ago
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glowzone 1 month ago
@glowzone Why did you delete your comment saying you thought i had a pretty mouth?
damianjennings 1 month ago
lmfao!
Zilmy89 1 month ago
HI, I am Jessie the American... Dude, where are your lips?....
thermofuel 1 month ago
@thermofuel rimming your dead grandfather's shitty ring piece
damianjennings 1 month ago
Crazy... and so good
TheMARCOS443 1 month ago
Man, I'm son of Argentines and I'm trying not to hate all Brits, because hatred in the end just kills the hater. Whenever I remember what your gov. & army has done in Ireland and the Malvinas and so many other places, I try to recall good English guys like John Lennon and Chaplin, so I don't end up generalizing. You take a deep breath and think of good Americans. Otherwise you'll end up dead by a heart attack very soon. Or even maybe, cancer in your testicles.
agormanvideos 2 months ago
@agormanvideos what good americans? name 3.
damianjennings 2 months ago
@damianjennings Nurses who save lives at public hospitals everyday; clean policemen who do their jobs for criminals to be out of the streets... American IT employees who maintain youtube everyday for you to upload videos saying that you hate them... I could go on and on.
agormanvideos 2 months ago
@agormanvideos That's people that do nice things. I asked you to name three good americans. I see you can't. Point proved. Thanks for playing. Pick up your bag on the way out.
And the answer, in case you were confused was:
George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Miles Davis
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
damianjennings 2 months ago
@damianjennings That's right, I didn't come up with any names (sorry, I'm tired). But you did. So why do you still generalize?
agormanvideos 2 months ago
@agormanvideos Because I'm trolling you.
damianjennings 2 months ago
WTF MAN??!!!
ranei111 2 months ago
@ranei111 Do you want to felch me?
damianjennings 2 months ago
In america we say "let's go to the dentist"
In britain we dont.
robyelsewhere5205 3 months ago
@robyelsewhere5205 No, you say let's go to the Chronically Obese and Fucking Stupid Doctor instead.
damianjennings 2 months ago
Wow I first thought this guy was just being funny, but he's full of hatred against Americans... BTW there are many accents in America, you could imitate some neutral accent like Obama's (because he has to address the whole nation) but southerns speak different from northerns... etc. Which is normal in any big country.
agormanvideos 3 months ago
@agormanvideos People in different places have different accents? Fuck me, I am glad you took the time to share that insight into humanity, you cunt.
damianjennings 3 months ago
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agormanvideos 3 months ago
@agormanvideos pussy
damianjennings 2 months ago
@damianjennings Man, there are other ways to release your anger... like a good night of sex. Or at least spending your energy in filming and uploading a productive video.
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I meant you can't just say "American accent", because America has many accents. So, American accent from where? Virginia? New York? Houston? It's also common for foreigners to think here in Argentina we all speak with the accent of Buenos Aires; but every province has it's own accent. And hey, don't call me cunt, you fuck, LOL!
agormanvideos 3 months ago
here in "America" pavement would be on a road so we do say pavement lol and they sound the same
Ale502703 4 months ago
@Ale502703 no, in America a pavement is called a sidewalk. God you are stupid.
damianjennings 2 months ago
@damianjennings you're the stupid one... i meant that HERE, we say pavement when we are talking about pavement, we mean the material roads are made of... hope you get it DA! and ive never seen sidewalks made of pavement... at least not where i live
Ale502703 2 months ago
@damianjennings Wow, I thought you were done discussing this. But you just keep on loathing on Americans. Seems like you aint have a life. I cant take you seriously.
RustyNaiil2 2 months ago
@RustyNaiil2 I don't have a life, but you keep coming back to this shitty video to read the comments and then post saying I don't have a life?
Helllo?
Irony?
Who won the war anyway?
Exactly.
damianjennings 2 months ago
@damianjennings HAHA you call your own video shitty? then delete it whats it doing here? and what are you doing on an American website in the first place? Youve trolled this website for 3 years. Ive only been here twice. I came one month ago and thought you just have quitted discussing. I came now and see you still have no life.
RustyNaiil2 2 months ago
@damianjennings "Irony? like the fact that you trash talk the US but still you celebrate our elections and mourned with us on 9/11.. that kind of irony" then you said "What makes you think we would celebrate your elections? And where do I "trash talk" americans in the video?
Gosh, you do fall into the stereotype that americans are stupid, don't you. Are you fat too?" WHICH WAS TRASH TALKING. MY POINT WAS PROVED. Thanks. The end.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce That's still not irony. No matter how many times you try and say it is. Did you learn your definition from Alanis Morrisette
See me after class.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings ok, then it's hypocrisy. Congrats you've embarrassed all of Britain again.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce How is it embarrassing to point out when you make mistakes a dog wouldn't make?
Glad you realised it wasn't irony though. See, you *can* learn something despite coming across as if you have the IQ of toast.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings Alanis Morissette is from Canada. Also, I believe I'll continue to say the word 'color' as if there were an 'r' somewhere within the word. I would have YOU see me after class but I'll be watching The Simpsons. We can all agree on The Simpsons right right right?
DeimosEclipse 2 months ago
@damianjennings I've deleted them because i left out the @damianjennings.
i have no idea why we're even talking about this anymore LOL you're clearly trying to be a smart ass. I KNOW they are different words that's why i said they essentially have the same meaning. YOU KNOW what i meant. You're just trying to use that as a platform for an argument that you're not going to win.
the original argument was "Americans don't know what irony is" to which i replied
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce We're talking about it still because you are very stupid. I've pwned you 6 times. And you keep coming back. You have no counterpoint, you just call me names. It's awesome. I explain the VERY basic mistakes you make, and you shout POO POO HEAD at me.
You'll look back at this when you grow up and ask yourself why you were so stupid, so publicly, and so repeatedly. I do hope it comes up when you apply for a job.
At Burger King.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings But WHY do you say ''colla'' when there stands ''colour''? you gotta pronnounce the r. And when you say ''can'' and ''after'' why cant you remain your mouth locked when you say it? its like your having a dick in your throat.
RustyNaiil2 4 months ago
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DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce
HAHA wow man just take the defeat lol don't worry i make people feel stupid all the time. you're not the first and you won't be the last. I saw something that was stupid. I called you out on it.
Um, no. You made several mistakes, I pointed them out. You got annoyed.
Bless you for deleting the comment though.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce @damianjennings yeah. whoever gave you that degree should be embarassed. What does it matter? is it not obvious from the definition that "dialect" and "language" are the same? That's a rhetorical question. I don't want to hear anything else you have to say LMAO
No, they are different words because they have different meanings.
I like how you keep deleting your comments not realising I get emailed them. Spastic.
damianjennings 4 months ago
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DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
do you respond to everyone's comments 2 years after it was posted?
JamMastaJew 4 months ago
@JamMastaJew Do you fuck your little sister up the arse while your dad shits on your face?
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings yes and we used to call it The Aristocrats but recently changed the name to Damian Jennings Style
JamMastaJew 4 months ago
@JamMastaJew Damian Jennings' Style. The style belonging to Damian Jennings.
damianjennings 4 months ago
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@damianjennings you refuse to stop don't you? lol I love how you compare me to an 8 year old yet this video is reminiscent of a 3 year old british stupid ass ahahaha
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DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
My college professor told our class to look up this video to see the differentiated views on the people of America. Being an American myself, I find this video to be completely absurd. ( translation: ur a tard!!!!)
mghn14 4 months ago
@mghn14 You are fucking shit at English, aren't you?
Remove "the" from the first sentence. Remove myself, tautology. And it's found, not find. And obviously it's you are a retard. Not ur a hard.
I hope you learn something next term.
damianjennings 4 months ago
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@damianjennings you've single handedly ruined my perception of British. :( sad you've done that. very very sad. Reading the comments, it's now clear you were trying to be funny. lol had you said that from the start I would not have (for lack of better words) "raped" you lol You should not be so defensive and instead explained what this was intended to be. Now you feel dumb and although i understand why, this all could've been avoided DAMIAN JENNINGS.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@damianjennings ... lol this has really been entertaining for me hahahahaha seriously. but i know this will never end and since i've backed you into yet another corner i'll be the bigger person and just stop hahaha but it truly has been fun...
P.S.
i can't promise i'll stop humiliating you BUT I will try lmao even though i know it will be hard i'll try not to respond to whatever dumb ass comment you make next....
Love,
America
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce So, let's recap. You make a dozen or so very elementary mistakes. I point these out and try and help you improve the sub-Mexican Gardner level of English you have. And that is *you* backing *me* into a corner? Dude, no one has backed anyone into any corner. You posted lots of mistakes an 8 year old wouldn't make, I corrected you. You had no comeback and I made you look stupid.
OK, let's move on.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings look at it this way, at least now you can tell people an American taught you what your brittish college couldn't LOL YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AN AMERICAN MADE A FOOL OF YOU LOL if you don't feel stupid i have no idea what to tell you man. Maybe you're just crazy. If i were you i would feel like an idiot seriously. LOL nothing you have said made me feel ignorant. I kinda feel sorry for you that you keep embarassing yourself actually. This is fun.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce *British *I *I
Try again, love.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings ..now you'll look for something in that last comment u deem an error and try to force a good point out, it won't work, I'll make you feel like an idiot again and the whole process will start allll over again AHAHAHA and BTW that comment you left to @louisepleasemusic was REALLY childish... especially considering she's a 14 year old brit LOL you've got a lot of hate in you LMAO
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce Oh love, it's not what I deem to be an error. It's what anyone who is older than 7 and not a fucking spastic knows to be very basic mistakes. @louisepleasemusic should kill herself, she really is that shit. You could then fuck her. I bet you'd love that.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings LOL you are very entertaining. I love how retarded you are honestly. hahahhaha Damian, Damian. It's extremely possible your parents would not love you the same if they read the bull shit you're typing up hahahaha and stop calling me "love" it's creeping me out haha you freakin creeper. I truly feel like you're an idiot and nothing you type will ever convince me otherwise.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
You are so retarded.. you are like 50 - 60 and you act like a drunk 20 year old..... Shame. I am 10 and more Mature than you are.
lisalisa3131 4 months ago
@lisalisa3131 It's against the ToS to have an account here and be 10. You have been reported and your account will be closed.
Maybe that will teach you not to be a 45 year old fat man wanking over hanna montana whilst pretending to be 10.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings Congratulations asshole.
lisalisa3131 4 months ago
@lisalisa3131 Thanks!
damianjennings 4 months ago
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@damianjennings F-U-C-K u
lisalisa3131 4 months ago
Irony? like the fact that you trash talk the US but still you celebrate our elections and mourned with us on 9/11.. that kind of irony?
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce What makes you think we would celebrate your elections? And where do I "trash talk" americans in the video?
Gosh, you do fall into the stereotype that americans are stupid, don't you. Are you fat too?
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings by "you" i meant brits. Now that you have said something ignorant and stereotypically anti-american you've proved my point.. idiot. Are you ignorant or just retarded? Either you don't watch the news in your own country because your too busy concerning yourself with American affairs or your media doesn't cover it. Google "world celebrates obama election" ..are you out to make the UK look stupid with those faces you make? lol
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@damianjennings i'll recant the statement assuming all brits are anti american. That was meant for YOU only.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce Who the FUCK is obama. LOL sounds like some pasta!!!11oneoneon
Oh and when I called YOU fat, I meant YOU.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings .. you're obviously just ignorant. If you ask anyone in the UK who Obama is and they'll tell you. Lol i'm wasting my time apparently, you don't know shit. And fat, no. But i refuse to share anymore details about me because i'm not interested in men. You're barking up the wrong tree, sir. How was your tea this morning? lol you probably didn't brush your teeth either did you? See, i know stereotypes too. Doesn't make you or I seem any smarter. dumbass.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce you or *me* seem any smarter. Not you or I. Bless you for trying. I think you're making up this obamo thing. I've googled it and can find nothing. LOL! You're just making stuff up now. First you rape the Indians and steal their land, now you make up words. Meh.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings i meant youtube. Anyway, you know our history. Good for you.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce Huh? You meant youtube. No you didn't. you said " Doesn't make you or I seem any smarter. dumbass"
Now, this is ironic because one doesn't say "you or I". One says "you for me"
The test is to take away the other person in the equation, viz:
"Doesn't make I seem any smarter"
Clearly that's wrong. You would say "Doesn't make *me* any smarter". So the correct sentence should have been:
"Doesn't make you or me seen any smarter, dumbass."
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings i meant look it up in youtube not google.
p.s.
we have different versions of the English dialect
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce No, we have two different dialects stemming from the English language. Are you actually this stupid or just putting it on to be amusing?
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings di·a·lect [dahy-uh-lekt] 1. Linguistics . a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by features of phonology, grammar, and vocabulary, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others geographically or socially.
2. a provincial, rural, or socially distinct variety of a language that differs from the standard language, especially when considered as substandard.
seriously... you're embarassing yourself.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce Not sure what putting the definition of dialect does to get out of the fact that English is a language.
It's sweet you're still trying though. After saying 10 posts ago you'd say no more.
I can play you like a fucking fiddle.
Bless you!
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings if you're not sure by now you obviously have a learning disorder lol
you're not playing me hahaha i'm TRYING to educate you but i guess that's impossible. I never said we spoke different languages i said we had different versions of English. that's why the definition is there.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce Oh gosh, you make this so fucking easy.
You said:
"we have different versions of the English dialect"
English is a language, not a dialect.
There, that's the FOURTH thing I've corrected you on. Are you eight? That's about your level of English. Sadly.
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings my god did you read the definition? "1. Linguistics . a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties"
see that? LANGUAGE
stop. lol seriously. just stop. you are no where near smart or correct lol SERIOUSLY.
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce I didn't need to read it, love. My degree was in English. And I am English. Anyway, one doesn't say "the English dialect". One says the English language.
Thanks for trying. Pick up your goody bag on the way out.
Does your mother know you're using her computer to make yourself look like a stereotypical American on the internet?
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings yeah. whoever gave you that degree should be embarassed. What does it matter? is it not obvious from the definition that "dialect" and "language" are the same? That's a rhetorical question. I don't want to hear anything else you have to say LMAO
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce Oh bless you. You actually *are* this stupid! Language and dialect are not the same thing. That's why they are DIFFERENT WORDS.
God YouTube really does bring a whole level of stupid to comments, doesn't it. Just read down. See how lots of stupid yanks have tried to take me down, and ALL have lost.
You are very stupid. You have made 5 or 6 basic mistakes so far. You want to keep going and me to continue schooling you? Or do you want to go and eat a twinkie and wank?
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings
thats like saying idiot and stupid aren't the same LOL yes they're different words with essentially the same meaning
HAHA wow man just take the defeat lol don't worry i make people feel stupid all the time. you're not the first and you won't be the last. I saw something that was stupid. I called you out on it. You tried to defend your position and ultimately you had to change the subject to grammar (which is a position you thought you could win) and yet you still lost lol
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce It's like saying FUCKING STUPID and AMERICAN mean the same thing.
A dialect is not a language. Period. You've not made any point.
And it's not grammatical, it's linguistic.
Thanks for trying, it's amazing how you don't mind showing how fucking stupid you are in public. This could come up in a search when you apply to go to college. Think on't.
xoxox
damianjennings 4 months ago
@damianjennings you said "you or *me* seem any smarter. Not you or I." when you tried correcting me YOU STUPID FUCK! my god i'm playing YOU like a fiddle hahaha you are possibly the dumbest fuck i've ever enjoyed making a fool of. you should probably slit your wrists now.. you 49 year old dumb ass hahaha you'd think being over 21 years older than me you'd have learned a bit more but i guess not... sad :(
DoodWinSauce 4 months ago
@DoodWinSauce You're playing me by pretending you don't understand why "you and I any smarter" is wrong? Weird, because it's just making you look like you're really stupid. Because you are wrong. And stupid. And more than likely clinically obese. Statistically speaking.
damianjennings 4 months ago
dislike is american xD
zasome 4 months ago
Louise, love, I'll stop if you take off those horrible videos of you murdering coldplay songs. Deal?
damianjennings 4 months ago
Dude, you're giving Britain a bad name. Stop. It's embarrassing.
LouisePleaseMusic 4 months ago
lol
baumlife 5 months ago
YAAAHHH American Land.......
Staggalisious 5 months ago
fucking big mouthed faggot!
italianrepsta 5 months ago
@italianrepsta What's wrong with being gay Repsta?
damianjennings 4 months ago
u jealous man
jionisXL 5 months ago
@jionisXL *you
damianjennings 5 months ago
You're not saying the "walk" part of "sidewalk" correctly, besides that, you're dead on.
blahk04 5 months ago
@blahk04 thanks for the tip bro
damianjennings 5 months ago
ok , my friend sent me this link and she's wrong..you r not funny , you're racist!! we DONT talk like that so if you wanna make a joke , make it clear and we do understand what irony means...such an ass....
TheBabesForevs 5 months ago
@TheBabesForevs I am funny. Your friend was right, listen to her. You however, seem a little het up hun? You *do* talk like that, because you are American and therefore fat and stupid. You certainly do not understand irony.
If you can define it using your own words I will pay you 20 bucks via pay pal. And quoting Alanis Morrisette doesn't count.
And it's ARSE not ASS. An ASS is like a donkey. Fuck me, you're stupid.
damianjennings 5 months ago
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Hey you fucking little bitch! You are so ugly bitch! As I saw you I just thought : Oh shit! What is my dog doing on youtube? But then I remembered that my dog looks better! So this cant be it! Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhaa!
ulooklikemydog 6 months ago
Yeah.. you're a fucking british queer.
AnB4Life00 6 months ago
@AnB4Life00 What an erudite reposte. Your rapier-like wit has cut me to the quick. Do you have a sign saying "YOUR A MORAN" too? You are that guy, aren't you?
damianjennings 5 months ago
@damianjennings You're a fucking idiot.. I respect everyone in Europe and actually admire all the ways/accents/traditions. You're just hating on American... This is a disgrace, not the slightest bit funny.
AnB4Life00 5 months ago
@AnB4Life00 How can you respect everyone in Europe? Some people in Europe are pedo, some are racist, some are just not very nice. Don't say such ridiculous blanket statements. Makes you sound really stupid.
And, if you had a clue, you'd realise this video is a RESPONSE to an AMERICAN trying to teach an English accent. It is called PARODY.
You stupid burger munching fat fuck.
xoxox
damianjennings 5 months ago
Hey you british fucking bitch! Fuck off you little ugly freak! Hahahahhahahahhaha! Stupid bitch! hahahhahahahahaha!
ulooklikemydog 6 months ago 3
@ulooklikemydog Hey you german sausage eating cunt, when you are not watching scat porn or wanking over hairy arm pitted women, you spend your time trying to insult people?
We won the war. You lost.
Deal with it, you nazi cocksucker.
damianjennings 6 months ago
@damianjennings u fucking little bitch! look carefully at my channel. Im an American u fucking little british bitch! Im the king of the world and u fucking little british bitches are our dogs! Hahahhahah! Fuck Britain, u dogs! Hahahahhahahahahhahahah! Hahahahhahahahhaha!
ulooklikemydog 6 months ago
@ulooklikemydog you so wanna fuck me, you massive homo
damianjennings 6 months ago
haha your face when your say in america land they say colorrrr haha
4everGagafans 6 months ago
what a fucking teeth you have !!!!!!!
erimas44 6 months ago 2
@erimas44 what a fucking huge fat disgusting belly you have, fatty
damianjennings 6 months ago
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ILoveBryceAltman 6 months ago
@ILoveBryceAltman pussy
damianjennings 6 months ago
You british bitch, That is not how we talk. And you don't say col-Ur, It's Col-OR. And fyi there is NOTHING wrong with us Americans.
ILoveBryceAltman 6 months ago
@ILoveBryceAltman it's coloUr, actually. We invented the words you speak, you just fucked them up. Too tricky to spell for you retards. No, there is nothing wrong with you Americans. Apart from being fat, stupid and starting illegal wars in order to get oil. HOORAH FOR HALIBURTON!
damianjennings 6 months ago
and is not colwor is color
joannacool12 7 months ago
@joannacool12 actually it's coloUr. Jesus, you Americans are so stupid.
damianjennings 7 months ago
@joannacool12 who says that i was an american
joannacool12 7 months ago
you look so stupid speaking like an american
joannacool12 7 months ago
@joannacool12 you look more stupid being a fat broke self abuser living in your Mom's basement pretending to be a girl called joannacool on youtube. Tosspot.
damianjennings 7 months ago
@MAD9711 Do all gays sound the same? Are all British people gay? I never knew! I better go and bum someone immediately. Thanks for the infos.
damianjennings 7 months ago
I'm American and this made me laugh soooo much XDD
yupas1994 7 months ago
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andreasingz 7 months ago
@andreasingz pussy. If you want to say "that is very funny but its kind of immature to you know look down to americans?? Anyone agree??? :)" then say it.
damianjennings 7 months ago
lawl this is funny shit :D
TheAmster101 7 months ago
I think that he is mispronouncing the end of the word color. Sidewalk dead on.
we saved your asses in 1942. suck it bitches!
TheKloop 8 months ago
YOU LOOK LIKE THE JOKER
Jerkin0us 8 months ago
@Jerkin0us YOUR CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
damianjennings 7 months ago
I managed to keep a straight face, right up until "CUUUHHHHLLOOOOORRRREEEE" (insert weird facial expression). I'm still laughing...
Dorkx 8 months ago
woah your face expressions are crazy. i love british accents but come on don't go hatin' on american accents (and assume we're all stupid because of our dialects) :L
omgnoi 8 months ago
@omgnoi oh, sweety, I'm not mocking all American accents. This is a video response to a REALLY stupid American woman who was TEACHING people to speak with a British accent. Her accent was worse than Dick Van Dyke's in Mary Poppins. Thanks though.
damianjennings 8 months ago
SIDE WOULAK lol i this cracked me up
thedirtywhitesock 9 months ago
@Chillness101 The only place your point is proven is in your funny little head, my love. Fuck me, your education must be appalling if you can't grasp the most basic ideas in discussions. Proof. You've proved nothing aside from the fact that the American education system is dreadful. Your argument is this: "You're an idiot. I'm right. I've proved it." No. You've done no such thing. Cite a source, young man. Your fucking country censors Huck Finn ffs. Talk about backward.
damianjennings 10 months ago
lol
LatinFunkJazz 10 months ago
omg im american and i laughed my ass off lol
SkitZoFraniKXXX 10 months ago
@SkitZoFraniKXXX Thanks. I'm glad some of you can take a joke! :)
damianjennings 10 months ago
@SkitZoFraniKXXX Glad someone can take a joke!! :)
damianjennings 8 months ago
@Chillness101 Who told you 7 of the top colleges are in the US? That's so sweet and funny. If you want to read about the real top universities check out the "QS World University Rankings" to find out how wrong you are!
It sounds like you got into your school because you can throw a ball and they needed some idiot jocks to give them money. Ah, scholarships!
I'd stick with the caveman-like ball throwing because, from what you've demonstrated here, you aren't a natural scholar, love.
damianjennings 10 months ago
@pinefilms did you just delete the comment you said you wouldn't make? lol
damianjennings 10 months ago
@Chillness101 I am delighted you come from a country where something as important as straight teeth is held in such high regard and at the same time such things as being huge fatties, being stupid, not wanting to walk anywhere and not understanding irony are lauded as "good". You go, girl!
damianjennings 10 months ago
@Chillness101 Well, you should say 'tooth brush'. shouldn't you? See me after class.
damianjennings 10 months ago
Well, aren't you a cynical ass.
wassoncrane 10 months ago
@wassoncrane I prefer sarcastic to cynical, but sure. I can work with that. :)
damianjennings 10 months ago
Get a life man .. Go get a job .. instead of spending your time in your mom's basement making videos to show the world how retarded you are ..
salimTeacher 10 months ago
@salimTeacher OK. Thanks. I suddenly realise, thanks to your insightful comment, that making a 2 minute video that 3,589 people have laughed at *was* a total waste of my life. If only I could have found a job where I could spare 2 minutes out of my life for shtz and gglz I wouldn't be here, cranking (look it up) in my Mum's basement.
You've rescued me.
It's like an epiphany!
Thanks so much!
I love you man!
damianjennings 10 months ago
look at your comment responses .. You speak like an 8 years old kid ...
You are PATHETIC ..
salimTeacher 10 months ago
@salimTeacher an eight YEAR old kid. Jesus, you should search youtube for some English lessons man.
damianjennings 10 months ago
no he/she shouldnt u do speak like an 8 year old duh !!
Eisha79 10 months ago
@Eisha79 Oh bless. The point, and I love how you missed it, is that he said "I speak like an 8 years old kid", whereas ANYONE knows it should be "I speak like an 8 year old kid". No s.
You also could do with a couple of lessons: *No, * shouldn't, * you, *!
Thanks for stopping by though, you seem awesome and not a total fucking prick sticking their ugly fat nose into someone else's discussion.
damianjennings 10 months ago
actually i speak american i was born in america! just to let you no im quite young so dont go being mean to me :@ i dont need lessons if i did i wouldnt use this this aint american at all ok !! Im soz but thats not how americans speak but at least you tried and most people are grateful for your video (including me) but your voice is a little weird but mine is high as im a kid its really weird so im not trying to judge you !
Eisha79 10 months ago
@Eisha79 I'm sorry, you are too painfully stupid for me to bother with. I tried to make sense of your shit, but really can't even be arsed. Please kill yourself.
damianjennings 10 months ago
im telling my mum of u im trying to be nice im only 7 just turned 7 actually !
Eisha79 10 months ago
@Eisha79 Maybe this will teach your probably fat and stupid trailer trash "mother" she shouldn't let her kid use the internet unsupervised. She should be sterilised.
damianjennings 10 months ago
ha u actually r dumb enough to believe that i am 7 u r dumb im actually alot older !!
Eisha79 10 months ago
@Eisha79 You type like a 7 year old, so what do you expect the world to think? Luke Upton thinks you're ugly btw. :(
damianjennings 10 months ago
my sis rit that by the way so shut up i dont really like him so yh and im not 7 so go away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@
Eisha79 10 months ago
@Eisha79 This isn't about me going away, hun. It's about you stopping coming to my youtube page and posting your badly rit (sic) inane bollocks. Just fuck off. There. Simple!
damianjennings 10 months ago