Transformers: The Abridged Series - Episode One

[TheEvon95]

LMAO:D damn this is just so effin funny to watch(:

[jaguarfrost]

"We're fightin' or something aren't we?"

"How'd you like that knuckle sandwich?" "I didn't very much, actually."

"Oooh, shiny. I might just pick it up."

"SHIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAM, MUTHAFUCKA!"

Best one-liners of today. Well done, sir.

[RoxiePrime1]

lolz

[robert100700]

Laughed at this 2 years ago and I'm still laughing at it now! Wish there were more. :(

[merkitten]

lmao.

"I don't know what faggot to shoot..."

"Ahaha I'mma massage your biceps. wheeee hahaha!" xDDD

[IcestarofSnowClan]

this is so funny!

"ohhh...im really horny right now *falls*"

"hehehehe...bisecpes"

So effing funny

[jediCaboose96]

"I don't know which faggot to shoot!" ROFLMAO

[gregclack388]

what the fuck?! did that semi just turn into a doushbag?

[Dreamerkaty]

"ahh!! can't dodge a stick!! ahhh it hurts so bad!! my only weakness!!!"

XD lol

[JereBria17]

hot rod sounds like, and is a duchebag

[lightgrenades11]

lol "HA lasers cant hurt me im awesome!"

[Krazedguy12345]

Ohh!!Fucking street fighter bullshit and here have a knuckle sandwich motherfucker made my day.....wtf with jetfire sounding like a girl??

[Krazedguy12345]

Lol when optimus was heading for the decepticons jetfire said wha_ what the fuck!!!

[jediCaboose96]

He has some good acurracy

[jediCaboose96]

LOL "Shazam muthafucker!"

[homelesspimps]

hahaha wen megatron kicks optamis hes like uuuuuuhh could of totally dodged that

[Transformers149509]

lol 3:02

[dabrenz]

shizzammmm !! mother fuka !!! lmao

[fungaizim1]

did that semi just turn into a duchebag

[Transformers149509]

lmao! :D

[Asuran2006]

"Hey you did, fuck my mom last night?, You owe her some money".

" Aww, she said it was free!!"

"Nah,you owe her 50 bucks, cake ass"

"Bullshit!"

Damn thats so hilarious, like omega4ever said, you should make this into a series.its too funny, to be left into only 2 parts.

[mintleaf27]

What the f***!

[mintleaf27]

"whyd you hit me me?"

[crouchtig]

Lmao "I can't dodge a stick! My only weakness!"

Nice

[MrsOptimusPrime1]

2:36 Optimus:"I dunno which faggot to shoot!"

bahahahhaha OMG best line ever!

XDDD

[MrsOptimusPrime1]

"Hey man you fell like 4 stories!"

"That was actually 5"

hahahaha

XD

[xSephirothx4Lifex]

XD "im on red bull, i got wings!"

[omega4ever]

You should really continue with this..Make it into a series where Megatron--Assa-tron really doesn't pay the money..xD

[prokatski01]

God, you really like to swear, don'cha? Funny as hell!!

[prokatski01]

I'm gonna totally give you a wet willy right now. I love this line!!

;-p

[Neboh420]

what the fuck did that cemi just turn into a douchebag xD

so funny lol

[EvargDestroy]

SHAZAM MOTHER FUCKER

[EvargDestroy]

personly.... THAT WAS SO FUCKIN FUNNY! keep making more

[Asuran2006]

This is so hilarious good job!!!

[Melaroko]

the first line was DA BEST!!!!!

[sjgroves73]

transformers are always horny.they have metal dicks.

[bluephoenix1000]

wow! not bad

[urbittergdbye89]

i loved it

[InuandMe]

LMFAO!XD this was great! I couldn't stop laughing!:D Please make more.^^

[iraqi4lyfe]

imma run some bitches over! lol

[kmavideo]

aww

[eddiesw]

holy shit that was funny!

[FunkKlock]

haha purple stuff

[meramerawolf242]

lawl XD omg I luv u for this XD lawl

[HisLeftHand]

this is baller shit

[BaseballJunkie35]

Only you could have pulled this off. lol

[TanRiSanoon]

"Hey man, you fell like four stories."

"Yeah, it was actually five."

[thefluffmeister]

Did that semi just turn into a douchebag? ROFLMGDAO that was priceless.

[chaoticsam]

hahaha episode 2 is better :p

[captblaze]

this video is fuckin awesome but you should make more the two episodes besides that it was the coolest video i've seen

[nanoradio]

hilarious.... i was sceptical but that was great even for a tf fan keep em coming

[MisterLobster]

Haha that was really good.

[CylonDorado]

I was kind of expecting the show, but the movie works too. I thought it was lame untill "I'm gonna punch you in the stomach even though I have a rocket launcher."

[PrtyLykUhRckStr]

"Oh god damn it thats the purple stuff i was talk

ing aoubt..."

[primesglorydays]

"We're like fighting or something." Haha

[smilesalot555]

i'd love to see u guys make the abridged movie! i saw it yesterday and it kicked ass

[greed55]

u guys r fucked up

[Nick3889]

Oh man that was so funny "Did that semi just transform into a douche bag"

[CrossFire493]

"going for a nice flight buddy-ah flight weeeeee(smash)ah goddammit you leir." lol

[megamasterx702]

oh no street fighter bullshit! lol

[Penance1701]

awesome. haha "how'd you like that knuckle sandwich, mother fucker?"

[Lemke68]

"Did that semi just turn into a douche bag?"  Best line ever!!!?

[titansolaris]

saved this video with savetube.*com

[ckylandspeedx]

"SHAAZZZZAAAMMMMM MUTHAFUKA!!!!" Now I do that on GOW all the times. THIS IF GENUIS!!!!

[dantespice]

omg,i love the begging and the part where hes like "What the did that semi did just turn into a douchebag??" friggen funny.

[noxiscool]

ROFL They can't hit me cuz' I'm too awesome LOL

[hotpotato44]

hahaaha

[poonedplox]

I love you guy who made this video

[LittleKhmerGurl]

...lol, hilarious!

XD

[Kalelmaximus10]

that s.... was funny!!!

[BaileyJx]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!! :D:D:D:D

[benPB90]

that was funny towards the end like!

[weeblstuffrulz]

LOL that was awesome.

[lizziebaba]

omfg that was probably the best video ive seen in a really long time.

[Missa903]

lmfao that was the greatest x.x

[SkLiTchVaNdeLisM]

I agree with KatusMaximus - funniest and best video I have seen all year.

[Katusmaximus]

im gonna punch yu in the stomach even tho i have a rocket launcher

[Katusmaximus]

My favourite video ive watched this year. ROFL. do more !! AHAHA PRETTY WINGGGGS roflforlforlfo.

[Cambodianking]

Dude, That was Friggen Sweet

[envision91]

LAFF MY ASS OFF

[Demonemil765]

LMFAO, I just pissed my pants.

[toyminater]

hahaha i love this! make more of these!

[Horselover5000]

Lasers cant hurt me i'm awesome

WTF! did that cemi just turn into a doosh bag!?

lololol!

[GirGirl6669]

lol. i loved the little guy with wings!! :P

[DZG]

shit

[redneckbob]

lol!

[exviper16]

not funny is correct because if u were a fan u would have more respect for the transformers

[exviper16]

not funny

[xsalx]

what ever dick.... this is so funny