Speak english in french! Funny!!

[soccerishmum]

Best Way to Troll.

[chelseaforever10]

Error FUCK!

[hagenar]

My screen reads: "Er is een fout opgetreden. Probeer het later opnieuw." I was hoping to learn French, but now I have to learn Dutch?!? Blargh!

[SuperAvailable123]

I CANNOT VIEW THIS VIDEO !!!!!

AN UNKNOWN ERROR OCCURED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATTER????

[vutQy]

Vous aussi vous venez des suggestions Google ?

[USAdude30]

I love British humor!

[pelotita777]

No problem - try : DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? - IT'S THE VIDEO WITH A MAN ON A BIKE.

[iloveipods2]

Error occured? D:

[bouybouy95]

"An error accured, please try again later."

Impossible to see this video.

[irvinc101]

@bouybouy95

I like the fact that although the word "occurred" was right in front of you, you still managed to spell it incorrectly...

[kekepgm]

i don't understand why english people love so much france ?

O_o the house where i live and the village is full of english !!!!

happily english people are very nice ;)

[bafri1989]

Really funny!

[daretodream86]

whaaa? can someone please explain? i didn't really get it....would it have been different if she asked "do you speak British?" O__O

[KhanSeb]

@daretodream86 The fun is that they pretend they don't speak english or german... When they can perfectly speak those language. Comic of situation. This is absurde, british humor.

[darkprincess483]

stupid people !! lol

[MegaSHamed]

HOLALA this is nat fanny , I am fghench and I ispik inglish a littall XD

[UncleBen1991]

Ja, das wär toll!

[MegaCrash88]

@UncleBen1991 hey bro, what does it mean?

[UncleBen1991]

@MegaCrash88 "Yes, this would be fine"

[MegaCrash88]

@UncleBen1991 thanx , man )

[ViniciusFiocco]

HAHAH

so funny

Do you speak english?

No, I don't, sorry!

[XUltra00]

What the girl asks is "Do you speak German?"

the guy replies "no i don't speak any German, do you speak German?"

the other guys replies "i only know one or two words but i'm not fluent"

They speak German with a terrible English accent by the way! :P

[seasider2367]

@XUltra00 Their accent isn't in the slightest bit terrible. I speak with an Ostfaelisch accent as I lived in Germany for six years. Try listening to Hamann he's got a scouse accent,and I don't consider his English terrible.

[XUltra00]

@seasider2367 you only lived there for 6 years and you claim you speak the language with a perfect accent lol..... you are either one of those muslim german wannabes or you are too actually too dumb to know different accents... either way you fail. PS german is 1 of my mother tongues

[blackcatghost21]

@XUltra00 they do have a bit of an accent theirselves so yeah. Did you notice the "shawn Of the Dead " guy??

[osojack22]

@blackcatghost21 oh ya, i never would have notices with the grainy vid.thanks

[blackcatghost21]

@osojack22 anytime :D

[sweetp100]

Amazing, and it never even registered to the lady that they were speaking her language!

[Rockerboy3872]

"i can speak english""so can i" ROFL

[kaylakutiez]

JUST MORE REASON TO LOVE BRITISH PEOPLE : D

[nusua]

I'm starting to like British humor more and more....probably because most of america's comedy is retarded.

[p0rcelaing0d]

@nusua No it's because you're an ignorant hipster who buys into the whole "anything American must be inferior to anything that is not american." Humor is completely subjective and claiming one type is better than another is truly ignorant and retarded.

[nusua]

@p0rcelaing0d I said "most" of america's comedy; and I'm American.

[MegasAlexandros28]

@nusua Word! lol!

[NightOwl25]

@nusua that is probably because you aren't even 20 years old

[ranma763]

@nusua And British humor is just so hilarious right? OMG MONTY PYTHON SO FANNI

[XxsP3aKxX]

Haha it's funny !

[popmuzik35]

J'adore

[StanLovech]

finally understand for what is this all about :) the awful and funny truth . By the way I don't speak english also :) , und deutch nicht.

[aintskeerd]

is that simon pegg?

[Baculus]

@aintskeerd I believe so. Hilarious stuff.

[justincodyjtm]

mdr exelente cette video :p

[iluvgh3tt0princ3ss]

hahaha sooo geil!

[theemerrygentlemen]

she say garage wierd. she says " GA- rage". In the US we say "ga-RAGE"

[Baculus]

@theemerrygentlemen Maybe because she's from the UK?

[AvelinePL]

@theemerrygentlemen In the US, you say it weird.

[danrichards23]

ha, reminds me of quebec exceptthey get mad because you dont speak french.

[AbbyBurton666]

HA! HA! Cette vidéo est vraiment trop drôle! So funny!

[dasiy111]

HAHA i just love it when people get tricked!!! that is a very strange vedio but i like it im gonna have to show other people that! lol!! :)

[10Ernan]

lol

[titiego]

I'm french and it really makes me laugh ^^

[white000bear]

the only time i want to learn french is when i am watch remi gaillard's videos

[kielstadt]

LOL

[neo7klaatu]

yes thats simon pegg

[AlbaGranger]

I'm French and I laugh with you.

[lkorthase]

Is that Simon Peg on the bike???

[ieBrazil]

good, good one!

[Brokenheartcuti3]

wth they can speak english lol

[KD22o]

lol

[88pva]

vai hang` voi 2 bo nay :D

[CullenFamily101]

LOL i can speak english-so can i-*Hysterical laugh* XD

[Gudulpif]

Hahahahahahaaa what!? XD XD

[TheNdyne1]

Qu'est-ce qu'ils disent?

[C420R]

hahaha love this

[ZhallaMakhe]

I can speak English. - So can I - *hysterical laughter*

For a linguist, this is freaking hilarious!

[FRanti01]

lol

[wereonutube99]

hahaha

[gymnix1]

Ha ha very funny!!

[101mahina]

I didn't think this was THAT funny... But I think that's only because I have a friend who is seriously sarcastic, hilarious, and makes me laugh EVERY day!

[sustainableheart]

english humor is just great.....

[eagleduzt]

LMAO, and ya think that was Simon Pegg

[MercerReaper]

hahahaha this is hilarious

[janoota]

Oh this is so funny. Yes the British and their comedy is very clever

[rwilsonpaladin]

This is a great and true video. It is just so funny.

[MIKAFAN41]

lmbo.

[rafaelmeilus]

it's interesting to realize how people think that stupidy sarcastic things like that are funny.

Well, each one has his own tastes.

[MEATY561]

FUCK THE FRENCH. What a waste of life you ugly ass people

[DaBullz01]

is that simon pegg?! : )

[Killingagency]

FUCK ALL FRENCH PEOPLE, I HOPE U'LL ALL DIE IN PAIN!!! cuz really u suck huge ballzz

[BOOTZbootz]

lmao!

[MRanarchy90]

thats some funny shit

[TheCoquigirl]

what is the last phrase he says ? please

[DontPwnMyTwins]

"do you speak deutch?"_"deutch, nine" haha xD

[sacha9646]

hahahaha

[watchromain]

AH AH AH

[morgantough]

hahahahha

[Leed86012000]

err....do you speak korean?

[maltipoolove]

haha I love it!

[malika150]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn

[MrFreeeed]

:D simon pegg = epic :)

hahah... "ein bisschen deutsch vielleicht? ja das wär toll. "

xDD

[agadoo64]

@koolblu89 No I live in Paris , and I have to say that a thing is very unpolite from (especially) english speaker tourists , is that they dont do ANY effort to AT least say "bonjour" or "Merci" or "Aurevoir" , they dont need to speak french , but the greetings etc could AT LEAST be in the local idiom....But sometimes , some people here , rush at you STRAIGHT in english ! not even a BONJOUR and that is unpolite I m sorry.

[Rory99M]

I can speak english rotflmao

[AudifaxCauGiat]

"Speak English in French" WTF is this suppose to mean??? xDDDD

[born4yl]

most people in the east are fluent in a few languages... thats the humor

[TheHSShadowKnights]

haha....the women say "do u speak english??"...the man say "no,i don't speak english..." but he was speak english at that movie....super crazy....hahaha

[CarLiinSpence]

What does this have to do with french?? They speak english and german but no french at all...

[koolblu89]

@CarLiinSpence Cuz thats how the french are, they understand what we say but simply ignore us because they are too shy to speak english

[windriderrr]

@koolblu89 That is true.

[Twiladdict]

@koolblu89 It depends on your accent! ^^ But most of French have a bad accent in English so I guess we sometimes prefer not saying anything... But some try it anyway!! ^^

[blueuk80]

they wont help her just becuase she is polish

[jegki0]

LOLLL

[pub21]

LOL c'est vrai que les français ne veulent pas parler langues étrangeres:) Pourqoui? Hmmm:P Ils pensent que leur langue est la plus belle, (je suis d'accord avec les) mais cette situation est drôle et désagréable pour des gens qui n'aime pas le française ou qui ne sais pas la culture française. En général, c'est très exceptionnel pour la France, et j'adore parler française (je suis polonais) et selon moi, les Français ont une raison que les ne parlent pas langues autres:)

[Esoparagon]

@pub21 les langues - avec eux - le français - parler français - pour ne pas parler d'autres langues

[pub21]

@Esoparagon merci:) j'ai oublié les détails. "D'autres" est ma plus mauvaise faute:) Vous-êtes français? Car je cherche des gens qui veulent écrire des mails en français.

[Esoparagon]

@pub21 Tu parles déjà bien :) C'est pour ça que j'ai eu à corriger tes petites fautes. J'suis australien mais j'apprend le français aussi.

[Twiladdict]

@pub21 Les Français ont tendance à être fiers, voire hautains, quand il s'agit de leur langue. En plus, le niveau en anglais de beaucoup de Français n'est pas très bon, donc ils préfèrent ne pas essayer de parler dans une autre langue... Mais c'est vrai que le français est une belle langue! ^^

[purpletnw]

lol for some strange reason that was really funny lol and i dont know why lol

[memepasvraii]

sé vraii qsé bien notre humour sa,mdr...ohhhh quon est méchants,xDDDDDDDDDD...

[nutcase1995]

rotflmao

[Carpet07]

oh the british and their comedy

[twitchie123]

this is realy funny,how not sure,i just no its funny

[rainofthewinter]

hah, i don't know why, but i find this pretty funnny

[flowergirl503]

@rainofthewinter

duh it is funy i'm lmfao

[MitchKid432]

@rainofthewinter you don't know why?

[MegaCrash88]

@rainofthewinter why? cuz it's actually funny ))

[Do0m0]

Subtitles would be nice

[JaJuliuszBertrand]

Well. Fantastic english sense of humor. Similar to Polish, a bit of absurd

[hexy13007]

thats so absolutely not funny o.o

[xH3FANTICx]

was that simon pegg?

You know, the guy from shawn of the dead and hot fuzz

[kiya127]

looks like it

[r0x3tt3]

the blonde guy plays in hot fuzz! oh and in the new star trek he is the strange guy... lol oh and btw i'm french and this was hilarious haha

[LovesFate]

the perfect excuse for not helping foreigners hahhahaha!:s

[Nykolbby]

Soooo the title says speak English in French... Is the "in" supposed to be and? Also...... Where's the French?! This video has absolutely NOTHING to do with French

[cajundecoeur]

@Nykolbby oui, c'est vrai.

[aliffrazak]

@Nykolbby

I think actually the author wanted to say 'speak english in France' as you can notice there's a signboard writing in french.

[iFRENCHFRyy]

Um.. maybe the setting is in France?

[IlikepurpleXP]

Hey can someone please translate what they were saying when they were speaking dutch? lol thanks

[sfk45]

@IlikepurpleXP

first: they don't speak dutch, they speak german xD

Woman: "I Speak a little german, do you speak german?"

Man 1:"German, no, do you speak german?"

Man 2:"German? No, just one or two words but i'm not very good in it."

...

Man 1:"Or german perhaps!"

Man 2:"Yeah, that would be great!"

:D

[IlikepurpleXP]

ohh haha thanks a alot xD Sorry its because i heard them say "Deutsch" so i thought that meant dutch lol

[Najm1978]

someone translate this video please i can't speak English lol

[nicnac19692]

hahahah this video is funny :)

Ps. you can also understand these people if you're an Aussie :) ♥

[aliffrazak]

Well you are quite atrange. They speak english and german but you can't undertsand them. It's not difficult though. and well you tried to speak german, quite good and I'm glad you do, and I hope you don't mess with the other languages like russian and Thai. the translations were strange btw. I hope you understand what I mean.

[SoniaZaghetto]

lol

[cmmndrblu]

Girl:I speak a little German, do you speak German?

Blondy: Do you speak German?

Other one:No, only one or two words, but I'm not fluent

....Maybe next time you come we'll have learnt a little English

Blondy: Or maybe German!

Other One: Yeah! that would be great!

[kenemojoker]

hahahaha...pisti

[Palangkaraya2008]

what language are they speaking? I don't understand them at all, not a single word.

[aliffrazak]

@Palangkaraya2008

english+german

[Palangkaraya2008]

Sie sprechen Englisch und Deutsch. Warum habe ich nicht verstehen?

[zIITaLeNTzIIz]

Well thats what you call BASIC ENGLISH. And if you're American you know you can understand them.

[Palangkaraya2008]

I'm not American nor English, but as you can see, I speak English. Ich spreche Deutsch auch. Et je parle le français aussi. وأود أيضا أن يتكلم اللغة العربية.

и некоторые Русский

และ ไทย บาง ส่วน

but... that's not my point....

My point is that...

[zIITaLeNTzIIz]

You obviously have a life

[Palangkaraya2008]

Obviously I have. How about you?

[zIITaLeNTzIIz]

Why obviously? Nice language translators.

[Palangkaraya2008]

why not?

[CAR18MEN]

its nice to know u know how to use the translate function on your computer.

[Palangkaraya2008]

... translate... google... com

[MEpianist]

@Palangkaraya2008

и немножко по-русски

i nimnozhka pa-russki

[Palangkaraya2008]

thank you.

и немножко по-русски

[Barbiehf001]

hahah

[LaurenHxo]

ha simon pegg! LOL :P

[otropriettomas]

is that simon pegg on the bike? what's this from?

[TomTomSays]

:P oh yes i've done that "sorry cant speek english" i do i speek english fluently :P ah tourists :D

[cocoli31]

that was bloody funny..lol..

[AYLiNLiCi0US]

ich sprech deutsch (Y)

[henrysoul1]

Well done!

[bhelliom3]

I don't know how they did that without busting out laughing in the middle of it.

[OliveGloss777]

Bonsoir a tous. Je suis anglaise. Je parle francais. Alors mon francaise est normale, je espere apprendre mieux quand je finir l'universite ^^

Pardon me didn't use accents ^^

[Inklinet]

Correction: Bonsoir à tous ! Alors mon Francais. J'espère apprendre mieux quand j'aurai fini l'université.

100% Expert en Francais xD. Je suis Francais

[Pianist1232]

I think this is what ur saying I'm not sure, I speak spanish not french but I believe u said, "Hello everyone! I speak French, I learned to speak it when I was in university." Is that right? idk I'm just guessing

[lovelygrl2010]

ils parlent les deux langues!

[oewnaynailf]

That's so funny! Is this from a tv show?

[eddrebrab]

Yup - a British sketch show called Big Train from the late 90's / early 00's. Unfortunately they only did 2 series :(

[taylorsgirl7500jb]

@oewnaynailf this is from just for laughs gags

[EaslyaMUSEdgal]

haha...great

[Leryshka]

lol... that was funny! :D:D

[nakuru19]

J'adore ! J'ai rien compris !! I don't speak English at all !! I mean I speak very bad (or very simple from a certain point of view) English !! =D

(sorry for mistakes!) ^^

[thecommentmonster]

no, you did fine! your english is very good : )

I am always amazed at people who know two languages.

I am learning italian now, and it is very hard to remember two languages at once!

[mczr00]

lol i speak like 3 languages..

[Newyear51]

@mczr00

lol i speak french, flemish and english :)

[mczr00]

@newyear51 AWESOME :) actually where flemish is spoken, was that in central europe or s/w ?

[Newyear51]

@mczr00

lol no in the upper part of Belgium

[mczr00]

nice :)

[BleedingSunday]

dialect of dutch. spoken in belgium.

[mczr00]

@BleedingSunday Thx

[ThrashmetalFl]

@nakuru19 ton anglais est bien! (your english is good) tu es français ou québécois?

[nakuru19]

Merci ! Je suis Française, j'habite à Paris ! Et toi ?

Thanks ! I'm French, I live in Paris ! What about you ? ^^

[ThrashmetalFl]

@nakuru19 je suis américain, j'habite sur la côte Est. Je voudrais bien vécu en France. De personnes aux Etats-Unis peut être très ignorants, guindée et trop conservatrice. et graisse, haha.

[pancakesoftomorrow]

i KNEW it!

[bookwormGrL1]

lmao..thats not french.

[italy8868]

Its Simon Pegg in the video, isnt it? I know I saw this before, just dont remember where....