Best of Ali-G!

[youareapimpos]

if you dont eat the chiken we will kill another chicken

[waffle854]

ALi:why does it bounce than

COBY:Its air theres air in the ball

ALi: theres air in this room why ain't this room bouncin'

awkward silence.................... me: LOL!!

[RowdyTT]

@waffle854 KOBE fool!!



[waffle854]

@RowdyTT YEAH!!!

[Zwen83]

homo!?!

[Prezz05]

press 9 for snot

[SAMTOMAS]

9999999999999999999 you dont know what im going to say 9999999999

[Puttlad]

ha at @2:55 the old man actually says yo...

[delakh1]

heere's a chicken , you eat dis or we kill anoder chiken , :)

[NotoriousJATT97]

keep clicken 7 LOL

[DudeOmgLag]

 Guy: My wife is a homosaphian..

Ali: orite respect. hahahaha

[zeroc13]

by i hav to go to work

[ALEXFVHS]

deba94 are u an idiot? billgates? in this video? haa what?

[kustomkure]

floater muahahaha

[deba94]

Haha, Bill Gates looks clueless the entire time.

[juanmb87]

@deba94 I have no idea where in this video you saw Bill Gates.

[IvisibleCat]

compu_ös = computers ^^

[MrClosercloser]

lmaooooooooo can't stop laughting 3:51

[Constellashun]

steve nash one was better kobes a faggot

[JasonVladimir]

Thank you guy in the blue suit!

[musichologist]

what happened if they say "here's a chicken. you eat this, or we kill another chicken."? hahaaa :D

[JR113FTW]

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 you dont even know what i was gonna say 12 40 89 20 100 100 100 100 0,000,000 .998 without blowing up?

[ihatefuckinglogins]

lol the toilet joke was funny.

[8bobthebuilder]

"there's eveidence backstage to the contrary...the floater...shame on you...."

"Don't say `shame on me', I didn't do anything."

[dextor314]

Kent Hovind, what a logictard

[gr8terthnu]

"what happens if they give you a chicken and says if you don't eat this chicken... we'll kill another chicken" hahahaha

[emanuelcako]

"It has nothing to do with the homos you meet on the street" LOLOLOLOLOL

[bradleybloodjesse]

hes the best at acting stupid!

[Tyler4981]

Ali G's banana argument is better than Ray Comfort's, IMO.

[DemonFang17]

covering it up with paper don't make it better lmao

[WolfieTed]

@alireza1991 Baron Cohen is very very intelligent, he pokes fun at the image he portrays!

[Slapnutzmalone]

eat this chicken or I will kill another chicken! priceless!!!!

[JAMSTAR111]

The sun is not cold in winter -_- :D does the moon really exist??

[lvlions9]

how does he not just bust out laughing him self one of these times?

hes the best

[nick0tina]

hes actually quite smart

[JAMSTAR111]

@nick0tina He went to Oxford uni so he must be quite smart :D

[MrnothingTR]

nanannanananannan :D

[IkoKittens]

he's not confused(ali g ) u mug.....

she bein silly on purpose- da problem iz dat americans just dont get it.

[IrishandProud4eva]

"do you think man will ever walk on the sun"

"no its to hot its not a good place"

"what about in winter"

hahahaha

[l337poodle]

@alireza1991 Yeah, It takes millions years, what an idiot, still it will eventually happen :)

[winandseldeslachts]

homo sapiens isn't greek it's latin >.<

LMFAO btw =D

[JAMSTAR111]

What happens when it iz wintuur will the sun be cooler. :DDDDD

[Odko123456]

:D:D:D:D:D he´s best

[Odko123456]

@alireza1991 :D:D:D you dont mean it do ya?

[undergroundrap214]

bwahahahaha

[ryannen]

Man, Sasha Baron Cohen, you iz hot. Why you gotta be married to Amy Adams???

[Ambar88]

Monkeys are giving babies everyday, why don't they just give birth to a human?

Because we're not direct decendants of chimpanzees you idiot...

[GTXMAN]

@Ambar88 Tell me about it

[MrXXXaccessdeniedXXX]

2SIK

[x1Legendary1x]

''my wife is a homosapian '' ''ohhh respect'' LMAO !!! xD

[S1CKDRIFT3R]

campooters!

[ISTEr4u]

99999999999....

101010101010101010101010101010­1.

100100100100100100100

[Mumusthereal]

Homo Sapiens is actually Latin........ the funny thing about Ali G's guests is they are full of shit, but in other circumstances you wouldn't notice it.

[Dakashizzlenizle]

techmology

[HolySasquatchTurd]

You know what I is talkin bout. Da floatar. Covering it with paper don't make it alright. That was just nasty.

[DYLANAPPLEJUICE2]

what do u say, to all the conspiracies, who come up to you and say...does the moon really exist?..LOLS

[CaribouLou6]

HAHA 1:21 this guy lifts up his watch in annoyance right after Ali gets done talking!!!

[walshy2089]

whats he say theres air in? when he says well theres air in the - how come the - aint buncing" i cant understand him lol

[eggheadAKAspensley]

a basketball

[1987Wrath]

in the room. how come the room aint bouncing

[cellan88]

@walshy2089 the room

[Smeg6669]

This room aint bouncin..... Pure Genius

[kyle1172]

lmao he so owns the guy at the end

[kh3finalfantasy]

999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­9999  x

999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999899999­9999=Funny shit

[Easttr090]

@kh3finalfantasy Forgot the .88999999899999999 dumbass..

[theguru118]

what if they say you eat the chicken, or we kill another chicken haha

[smurfiennes]

would u flush???? was it u?

[IrishRail123]

whatf if someone pays u a 100 squid lol hahaa

[MaxZZR]

Did you notice that the red guy at 1.21 looks at his watch pretending to be boring of aliG`s 9999999999 )))) LOL, it is so funny. I bet that guy felt himself a smartass)))) not knowing that he is miserable)))

[gastgeschenk]

"shame on you" :)

[almasdp]

omg how funny the tecnology intervew jizzz

do u flash.. cuz i av proves to the contrary hahahahaha ! if it was u shame on u !.. hahahahahahahaha.. the young guy with the glasses cant belive wat's going on he look so shoked ...

why would u talk about this on a televition programe blows my mind hahahahahahahahaha

wow sooo funny !...

[1080whooosh]

"do you flush, because there is evidence backstage to the contrary" LOL

[Krowsnose]

Homos that you meet on the street.

lol wtf was he talking about

[michaeldevlin11]

''wat if dey say her is a chicken, eat it or we will kill anover chicken...''

[Numadonna]

''homo sapiens is the greek word for man smart''

except that it's latin XD

[riteso]

and thats the part you found funny?

[Numadonna]

Well the big mr scientist made an obvious mistake, the thing is common knowledge. I don't find it necessarily funny, maybe just a tad sad.

[Ryan44402]

do u know what 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­99 X 999999999999999999999999999999­999999899999999999999999999=??­???

[DaRanger1993]

well theres air in this room how come this room aint bouncin? *stares*

[monkeyboyindahouse]

is the moon real lol

[korahaplayas]

hahahaahahah ali g is the man!

funniest shit out

[jpnjoy]

He's a republican.....

Rush has competition.

[papaclanc]

Mere words can not describe how funny it is watching these guys take him seriously. Absolutely funniest thing I have ever seen, Ali G. Funnier than Big Lebowski and Monty Python put together. At least for a short time.

[rvbgrifrules]

"evidence to the contrary"

[DutchManticore]

"Monkeys are still having babies.. why don't they have another human today?" as an argument to as why evolution is bullshit?!

HOly hell is this guy ignorant or what? If he really thinks this is a valid argument he's just displaying that he's got NO idea of what the evolution theory means.

[thecrazyoftheinsane]

then why dont they?

[DutchManticore]

Because there wasn't A monkey that gave birth to a human.

Evolution happens GRADUALLY over the course of A LOT of years. Monkeys gave birth to SLIGHTLY different monkeys.. who gave birth to slightly MORE different monkeys.

If you seriously don't understand then .. Wow...

[thecrazyoftheinsane]

then why arent there any slightly more different monkeys giving birth to people?

[DutchManticore]

.... you know about.. survival of the fittest right?

Holy shit I don't even feel like trying to have a discussion like this over the internet. It's not even an discussion because you're probably going to keep asking stupid questions.

[thecrazyoftheinsane]

oo survival of the fittest, that actually explains it.

ur a fucking prick by the way

[ExcessiveDebridement]

There ARE slightly MORE different monkeys giving birth to people, fucknut, US!!!!!

[arndawgmp]

the blacks have monkey babies

[MortalAndKnowingIt]

if you are white, so do the whites ..... that goes to you arndawgmp ....

[manbearpig28]

Evolution doesn't happen. Natural selection does, but not evolution. Mutations in DNA don't add new genetic information. They mutate existing information and sometimes destroy it. So no new species are created by mutations. Natural selection allows creatures to survive and reproduce by adaption to their environment, using genetic information they already have. There is no acquiring of new information. There is also almost no fossil record of the transitional species.

[wildmorninghair]

lol nice theory

[DaRanger1993]

moron, and that is called evolution.

and ALMOST no record means that there still is record. retard.

[tonic2gin]

You really have no idea what you're talking about. Time to get some information not found on creationist propaganda websites.

[centinexslays]

Who cares how dumb that argument is? The theory of evolution is still flawed and dumb as shit. Hurry back to school, you impressionable droid.

[DutchManticore]

Lol.

[avaeliuss]

unbelievable...

[wildmorninghair]

omg centinexslays, u are obviously a retard with no sense of anything, lolz i wood luv 2 c u in an interveiw wiv ali-g

[studyboy2007]

"iz air in dis room, how come diz room aint boucin"?-ROFLMAO!

[GenevaSwiss]

TikMology lol

[YoungMathias573]

"it must really get in your tits being asked this..."

[UniqueSnoop]

jesus, so funny

[Naughtybro]

LMFAO i dunno about you guys but I aint homo sexual LMFAO

[jamalXIX]

999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999 multiplied by 99999999999999899999999999,889­98899999999999

Roflmao xD!

[l337poodle]

@jamalXIX LOL is that really the number he said? XD