Mr. Chi-City; MESSED up In The Game and Silver Linings

[417zz]

haha his rhythm shit had me rollin

[medalxx12]

so what you got this baby mama you aint really like but you got her pregnant by accident now you gotta deal with her for the rest of your life , so what nigga !? lololol

[iJayStarTv]

not long ago i had two jobs and a car, lost my car, lost a job and thinks are rocky with the only job im workin now and i was nervous about it until i watched this video and realised that life goes on no matter what and im gonna enjoy life day by day. thank you chi city mayne !!

[coffiecaremel]

your friends list is full on the xbox haha but i already asumed it was ur videos are funny as hell

[brilliantsplash]

Mad respect!

[123middle]

" WHAT THE FUCK !?"

[bluespartaninc]

I haven't won an NBA2K8 or 2K9 game in TWO DAYS!

[aaron203aaron]

LMAO @ "Come on man!" this shit classic

[xChillKidx]

LMFAO this shit is too hilarious im mad he said he had no rhythm

[thegrovesidenikka]

show your face bro

[iMolestedBowser]

I just wanna say you are one of the best dudes on the internet

[passionben]

"make the best out of your situation... have fun in life" thanks bro.

[wizkhalifa826]

this nigga funny

[donutking2]

i love this guy, chi city mayne

[0MagicPhil0]

damn mayne mr chi city miss me no homo

watching his videos is like a homie talking to you this dude is so real

[dmanschaumbizzie]

It's not ED. it's just mental. It happens to a Lot of guys atleast once.

[YuNgTRuBaLLeR]

how old are you? Erectile Disfuntion?

[ILoveTrannys89]

@YuNgTRuBaLLeR lol u clearly dont get any, sometimes your dick just acts like well.... a dick and decides not to work

[yousuffahimuddin]

You hired a prostitute? Really dude?

[honkyxadonis]

come back chi city!!!!

[ThErAmWaNtShAm]

@thelilcholita13 fucking scrap. fuck a wetback. you dont like the video dont watch it, common sense you dumb fuck.

[Mrsspratley]

you are the man chi..

[crystalcrunk93]

In an honest opinion if you don't like it why watch it, instead of posting hating ass comments. Obviously people enjoy watching his vids unlike you niggas who be hating. Chi city is just honest don't like it then don't fuckken watch.

[BMWM5E39rockzz]

a hot second----9:32 minutes later lmfao

[cstritz]

my penis was just like "nah im good" hahahaha

[Nawkshus]

burrrrrrrmmmm......buuuurmmmm.­... WTF!!!!? LMAO

[mrkilluhkid]

I kinda had gotin an insect bite..... fucked a brotha up

[thelilcholita13]

Wat dha fukk??? R u fukken serious pepz like 2 watch u folding ur shit while ur talking bout ur shyty life!! U suck man seriously get a mutha fukken life foo!!!

[bracelegs05]

@thelilcholita13 why dont you fuck off and stop hating on some one who is real man. you should be the one to get a fucking life fuck off, get fucked, no one wants to hear your shit man

[arealcrazygangster]

@thelilcholita13 Aey Yo shut the fuck up u pussy ass nigga dont let me eva see ya stupid punk ass on youtube agian or ill find out where ya life and mash on u nigga, ill bust in ya crib smack the shit outta you and ya baby momma or who eva life the fuck with u, pussy ass faggot ass nigga

[mynameisusername1000]

@thelilcholita13 you obviously r not part of the family! i got u mr chi city! o and by the way...he has a life and its being a good guy and doing charity...watch his other videos u cum dumpster

[markustheaters]

thats some real shit. i respect your attitude. you just gotta have fun in life, shit doesnt even matter that much hahaha

[franchizethree]

lol....brotha halarious....realest talk ever

[weesazmpety]

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[10Bonk16]

Mrchi we want you back :(

[matt11913]

HAHAHAHA That is my plan B too lol. Chi City you da mayne!

[dymd3z]

haha i thought i was the only guy who went through that whole thing where you just cant get any rhythm while fucking. its noticeably awkward and you're just not having it

[StankyMexicans]

THANKX!

[quigbmx]

dude i like the videos got a chevy similar tried to hit up ur live but ur list is full if u wanna hit me up quig420

[industrialrockk]

I take it his favorite word is motherfucka

[bruhbruh2010]

@industrialrockk actually his favorite word is "nigga", but u were close lol!

[zilbra1]

please adopt me , lol XD

[xCh0c0lAteThUnDax]

LOL this nigga folded 3 shirts in 10 minutes. my hero.

funniest guy on youtube <3

no homo

[darkangel18299]

live to live

[yaboysix]

damn!!glad i ain't the only one with the penile problem lmao...eat the coochie till she gets bored of it,

[bigdaddyblackful]

CHI CITY U A REEEEAAAL NI555AAAAA

[whistlingwisegeorge]

This sounds like a conversation I had with my son awhile back. He knows, he's still mad at the world but he's starting to mellow and understand. Whitey life lovers aint much different than Black lovers of life, except for the asswipes on both sides. MrChi should be your guide, if he is not already.

[Bigpimpof808]

does the TV work?

OK thats on Hold on

***attempts to start engine***

Come on nigga start god...

WHAT THE FUCK!

ROFLMAO

[kagetaken]

you know its a Chicity vid by the random product placement.

[thefragile900]

Chi City is therapy for me

[disturbedshawn]

@thefragile900

HELL yeah thats why im on here right now dude

[magnumblackburn]

one more thing just in case you are deciding if you want to delete anyone on your friend list. I am really good at a lot of video games especially call of duty 4 modern warfare 2. peace.

[magnumblackburn]

hey like you said i talk to you like family. i really like your beginning videos the best because they show me what to buy for the women i have no home style but i have everything else. if you can hit me up to help me with the style my xbox live my gamertag is bob dole body. is your name still chicagostrong. is that one word. peace.

[qensen12]

u aint like me my dick works

[AndrU369]

probably my fav vid. cuz its the realest.

[spentarts]

sittin in house, broken ankle, my acura is in brooklyn cause my pops car exploded so im letting him destroy my tsx... bored as hell on that stedman tip, had to leave school trying to be your doctor and now i need one my damn self. nice to see shit ass luck is everywhere

[twodizz]

this is real shit. And you're right it aint always easy.

[Rebellion57]

yo chi you should be the pres. youre inspirational and a voice of reason

[uhmgaige]

That's whatsup. I needed this.

Great video man.

[cruzanchaos]

keepin it real

[zilbra1]

DONT PUT WEIGHT ON. LADYS DONT LIKE IT

[djtrucky1]

good vid

[ScoopDaWhat]

lol a guys best feature dosnt work that sucks

[dominguezkids]

we all got them days Chi City, im sure its gotten fixed my nigga! :D

[tdubb099]

lmao I know exactly what he talking about with the penis situation. I be having them days too

[alextriumvate]

ridiculous, in a good way.

[dogstyle2222]

Wait what porn thing

[L3g4cyTT]

Thats some real shit right there mayne!! props for that, your optimism is inspiration.

[pensacolasurf14]

nigga thats what i call keepin it real.... that was some cheap inspiration right there... thanks brotha

[XxcallibercenexX]

lol been there before cuz when u know you gettin pusszy its going to not work but waking up to a bitch on ya ur ready to go lol.

[ktizzy08]

damn man, that's to fucked up. wonder if that's from to much internet porn. if so imma have to kool dat shyt down lol

[backdoorman1971]

oh shit...5:42 ...hahahahaha thats some shit brother ...hahaha chi city...ur a real mf!

[foxman362]

He's got good Point I know life is too short theses days..but I have seen some your videos on g4tv while back..

[jrezo757]

i needed to hear that end man i am going threw some shit right now that shit motivated me to just chill an live my life

[FoardenotFord]

Good philosophy in here, I respect your optimism.

[DonRaggo]

Chi City is the motherfucking realest, for real, props homeboy v

[TFV52]

LOL! i wonder if u ever tested for STD's?

[youlosez]

real talk bro... I don't find much serious convo on here--except for you brother.

Keepin it real

-peace

[ronenmania123]

CHI-CITY MAYNE!!!!!

[kizzledizzle7]

thnk tha lord i came across u.. no homo

[BaboonLoveMonkey]

@kizzledizzle7 WTF is with all this "no homo" shit?

[lnwss]

I just found you videos today and I have been watching them at work for the last few hours you are the best! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[felleice]

The vidoes you do is so good that you should have an own TV-Show

[112d12d]

my god this nigga hilarious..XD

[yokilljoy]

realest.dude.fucking.ever.mayn­e.

[OfficialYungbooba]

DAMN U HAD A BADD FUKING TIME

[CCAallday09]

2K10 is where's it's at man

[entocheets]

"life is good but it ain't always gonna be easy!"

too true man. life is always good, but it's not always easy! good stuff.

[add1ctedg33k]

wow, Realest Dude on Youtube Award goes to Sir Chi-City (no sarcasm)

[shpladanghomie]

man i fucking enjoyed that video, my fav by far

its sick how you laugh at your shittiest days man..i should be more like you

[PumpkinsRevolt]

im probably mad late wit it your videos are crazy but nba 2k9 you dnt wnna fuck wit me lol ill add your gamertag

[herraotic]

Chi City, you're No. 1!

Peter Chao is No. 2.

[siemprebae]

Probably one of my favorite videos. <3

I am having a shitty week, and now I can sincerely say I am having a better out look on it.

[JacoboTrogler]

2:10 WAT THE FUCK! lmao

[normandale1987]

Penis problems? Damn, you are a real honest dude

[HardenedHaze]

Man my girl friend showed me some of your videos dude,you have my respect to the fullest. xD

[JoiDior]

Damn I LOVE this nicca!!! He is hilarious...and can get it when he finally gets the penis working. LMAO

[luluhus]

WHAT THE FUAWK!!! lol

[1a1a2a3a]

My penis was like nahh im good

[RLMadeMyDraws]

damn soft dick and no stroke game... God was kicking you while you were down lmao

[soultaker404]

u rite my nig knw lie live ur motherfuckin life

[insaneabe]

i subscribed because of this video..you tight as hell man. i thought you were a joke at first..you mad real bro.

much love.

[KJMoneybags]

One of my faves for sure.

[citylimit32]

the takehome message... from 8:55 on...

[brodd5]

"video games are getting boring as fuck to me right now" haha that shit is funny. tried adding you on live lol but your friends list is full or some shit

[PyroTitty]

Much ruv for Mr. Chi City!

[jordanbuckelew]

haha my penis is not erecting!

[refused]

LMFAOOOO RHYTHM FO REALLL.

[keisreeman]

Does the TV work? F'ing great stuff Chi!

[GOODGAMEREF]

Chi city is my nigga mayne. Keep doing u kid

[Markosatda619]

wat your going thru is a metamorphisis

its a time of crisis in your life were you dont know or your having trouble define yourself

the best thing to do is sit the fuk down

drink some hot tea

chill out

ask yurself

wat are you doing in this life??

CHI CITY MAYYNE

[burgerslayer]

this nigga is tight mayne

[Apolyon0]

real talk mang.

[ezayplaya808]

damn, this is the 1st vid i watched from you n imma sub rite now bro, real shit.

[Title27GT]

did he say he slept with oprah?

[lilchapin06]

i give u props 4 being real man

[lilchapin06]

Fuck man, but damn it happens to the best of us

[allAralltheway]

by far the best video on youtube

[jomar1ramoj]

ouch.

[pl0xinabox]

this is ganna sound freaky but drink a glass of bitter oil.. itl get u up lmao im srs

[mrmonnet]

u should have drank some alcohol and then u woulda got it up. I feel u though. im strugglin now too.

[bhowie777]

On the real. This happens to the best of em dog. But I know a dude like you gonna keep it moving.

Get money get Paid homie.

[SkylineR034]

I think this 1 might of just been the best 1 of his videos that his uploaded so far. Keep up the good work.

[dardull]

holy shit ur car is cool

[MUSICWORLDWIDETV]

god is testin you mayne. life isnt easy chi city.

[Kataklysm1234]

Hit her with the mornin wood mayne lol.

[derfnabac]

ChiCity preach it! ive been given the run around by mechanics for 2 months now. no one will take responsibility about my car they just keep taking my money. im there with you!

[kluxas1]

ANY GIVEN sunday, we golden pony b.

[waffamoto]

The church of Chi City never fails to preach the truth, goddamn mayne.

[DaParch37]

flapjacktashious

[thebaddestbaby]

Real talk!

[andrewrideout35]

that's a long time hahahaa

[1337solidsnake1337]

DAYAMN! 38 minues?!

[lindseythelush]

damn...38 minutes!

[KingMoneyman1]

on some real shit our funny man

[Own10]

did u kill that motherfuckin bug with that crutch man?

[dogensu]

TIDE?!There's alot of that soap here!(well,before)

[KelseyAmeryElaine]

your my favorite.

[xXxWickedJugglaxXx]

Nigga keepin it real wit dat 30 gamerscore lawl

[bassheadblue]

lmao try ta hit it off da mornin wood...i knw i been ther befor lol dat shit aint nothin nice....yu be embarresed as fuck

[mzapril012]

idk why but this is my favorite video

<3 loveeee it

[Buddhalicious06]

LOL...man that same story about the "NO WOODY" has happened to me plenty of times. I'm telling you dogg, its the stress! That's all. You'll be aight....CHI CITY MAYNE!!!!

[GIProductionz]

Straight up man, i feel chi city on the wood situation, i had that on some random chick i got lucky wid. Damn, it sucks

[bassheadblue]

dam so yo gamertag is chicagostrong??

my shit is chiTownswagg...i gotta grabb 2k though

[lickmyballs1983]

got mad respect for ya homie real spit

[gh0ste]

no morning wood.... thats fuckkeed uppupup

[sharee1010]

kmao he is funny as fuck man

[tnrc75]

ChiCityMayne - I'm watching this in a crowded staff room in headphones and I'm biting my lip like a girl gettin' it coz you're makin' me laugh so hard regardless of what happens. Anyway....man, haters hate you but if people are honest, they have troubles too. Stay with it and you'll flourish. Chi City MAYNE!

[krsbabyboy]

nigga u got bad luckk with carss

[SovieTiko310]

cha city mayne hahauahhahaa

[7thOmnipotence]

damn b, this dude is the ill optimist, i like that shit

keep doin ya thing

[marcus112212]

hey nigga hit me up on xbox my nigga

GamerTag-D4RK x LAGGOUT

[symbal777]

c'mon nigga start.......WHAT THE FUCK!

[lexisha]

Lmfao. "... What the FUK!" hahaha. that was funny. you a real duddee.

[Fangsbbz]

dude, dnt you have nxe? on xbox live i mean? i thought that was an international thing, and i was buzzin when i found out you had xbox, but when i added you that shit told me yr friends list is full... bs to that , MAKE ROOM FOR ME lmao.

gamertag: FANGStm

[bubblelink47]

real talk.

[citylimit32]

"so what you got this baby mama you really didnt like but you got her pregnant and gotta deal with her the rest of your life... so what nigga! live yo life"

LOLOL

[niagwai]

cmon start.... WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahha

[jbwashington]

U dat nigga chicity. Tell ol girl you popped an x-pill to get you in the mood, and instead, it made your shit soft. Hell, it happened to me before, and I was back up in there like booty hair.

[wurduppp]

This is the only video that ever made LMAO. I feel u homie,real recognize real , sometimes a nigga be thinkindamn a mufuckas luck is GONE

[manns101101]

ok far enough mate, you a real dude, props ok

[xx1vincent1xx]

stop playin!! i need 2 hit this!

[psufb14]

im not gonna lie hes really motivational

[bboy30de]

Thanks for posting this vid.

my life's been a little fucked lately, but you remind me to live my life, and that it'll all work out.

thanks.

[TenShuNz]

see now u spoonin dat ass. haha

[psufb14]

hahaha i loled so hard at that

[Roscoe909]

OMG that no rhythm impersonation had me rollin, nigga fuck tha warning this is a real ass story....and funny as fuck.

most niggas keep this shit to themselves, but fuck that...good shit mayn!

[JUSTL3ST96]

fuck who ya hate, fuck who ya love

[malujoe]

lol video games is gettin boring as fuck  lol

[flashinglights0821]

hahaha that was funny as hell when he was like hold on does the tv work? then he was like about to say my beater chick and hes like my beater car lol

[bertmarx]

inchin over inchin over i feel you.

[johntemones]

"WHAT DA FUCK?!" haha