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  • Fat idiot.

  • iif they were on DMT it would have the adverse effect of what he describes. they would be faced. this is crazy talk. i'm actually laughing right now. what scares me more is this has 143 likes. fuck the public

  • what the actual fuck is he talking about

  • What an idiot.

  • 8:46 what a surprise, he is a christian...haha almost cliche, a christian saying trippin is bad. these people are carbon copies of each other, why cant they all just move to a shitty Midwestern state and fucking secede from the rest of us? im sick of sharing this country with these tea party/antigov paranoid assholes.

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  • we just arn't ready for it people...

  • 4:43 best acting i have ever seen! man deserves an oscar

  • Look Up Joe Rogan and dmt on yuotube and hell explain something u cant Alex cuz uve never tried it...!!! and i DO recommend it ;)

  • i played black ops on dmt once. i lost.

  • How the fuck can people take this retarded nutter seriously?

    About only 1% of what he says is connected to reality.

  • *Fractal Elves. :P

    

  • I think Mr Jones has seen The Men Who Stare at Goats one too many times. By the way the Pentagon, along with the English SIS experimented with LSD in the late 40s and early 50s for military uses not for mind control. How can anyone believe a word that this man says. Do you think for a second that the government would actually give out classified documents to a fanatical conspiracy theorist? One more thing, if any of what he says was true, he would have had a fatal "accident" a long time ago.

  • Also, @ 6:20...I used to love the old lore when I was a tyke. Ever notice how the same concepts emerge around the globe throughout history? Maybe they're metaphorical, maybe they're parallel to us, somehow, but human history has them ALL OVER. Leshye, Viljae, Kappas, Alfari, Djinni, Daimons, Elohi'im, etc etc etc.  Ever notice how the stories depict them intervening with human affairs by giving them warfare tools? (Excalibur, The 13 Treasures, Magic, etc etc etc.) Google Harut & Marut.

  • Call me crazy, but I think they're Djinn. Born from the smokeless fire. If one believes Solomon built the temple with the use of spirits, or that faeries, ghosts, or elves (Check Iceland...that is one place that is still HARD CORE into the Alfar. They even have governmentally sanctioned 'reserves' for the elves.) "Aliens" and elves may very well be the same thing as Djinnin. Thankfully, they are not all evil, but one tribe, the Shaitain, (Satan?) are considered the avowed enemies of humans.

  • 3:28

    

  • Alex Jones is stupid as shit, Joe Rogan has a way more accurate assessment of dmt

  • Alex has some good info but when it comes to the organics of who we are as a species he is way out of touch. He depends to much on technology and not enough on our spiritual bodies. He can not understand the possibility that his body is merely a vessel which holds his spirit and that this world may only be virtual reality.

  • press '2' and you'll see why I can't listen to Alex Jones. He said blackops commanders gobbling dmt to talk to offworld groups... the clockwork elves all of it i can't get into it.

  • According to Wikipedia, the 'production experience' 'collapses in on itself' and the elves leave saying 'deja vu' or 'We've seen this before', mocking their victim as boring. I remember this at the end of my experiences, too. I did not gain from them. Do not take drugs. Your greatest experience is your experience of your own reality.

  • I'm psychic and I've had experiences in which I psychically produced things which I later realised were parts of myself. I had selfharmed by producing them. They had been supposed to remain as parts of myself. Clockwork elves teach people to 'produce things' which I think may be parts of themselves. Don't produce these things. They are parts of yourself.

  • Maybe we sharea waveband with these elves in some circumtances. Or maybe they are another part of us, of our brains, which we become conscious of in some circumstances. They must benefit from us because they're excited to see us, according to Wikipedia. Check out Wikipedia's entry on 'clockwork elves'.

  • The beings incarnate in our present reality have a universally lifegiving system already in place. Let's not risk it for some unknowns. We should live at the level we are naturally able to live at, the level of our physical evolution. Why endanger ourselves by taking on experiences we are not yet made to be able to cope with?

  • please take DMT Mr. Jones, you will cut all this crap out

  • P.S. If the government really was distributing LSD with the intent of dosing the public, I'd be a happy man. This is 2012, not 1940. Go back to eating your Wopper, fatty.

  • It's people like this stupid right-wing fuck who ruin the reputation of psychedelics in the mainstream media. THERE AREN'T GOD DAMN ELVES WITH GREEN HATS, YOU IGNORANT FUCKER. THEY'RE A WINDOW INTO ONE'S OWN CONSCIOUSNESS. NOT NECESSARILY ELVES OR ALIENS. The visions and emotions that one experiences on dimethyltryptamine should not be taken literally. "I've never taken it, I don't know!". No shit. It doesn't take a genius to know that. You are a stupid conservative fuckwad. Stop trying.

  • folks - dont even begin to listen to alex jones BS - im saying no more

  • ahahah 4:40 so funny

  • The Illuminati's end game is to use pop-culture personalities to popularize a dance / sex ritual so anyone can contact the clock-work elves. It all involves a character they call "MONITOR" (as in the all-seeing eye / eye in the triangle / the "3rd EYE"), this is the "Beast" of Revelation. Remember Lady Gaga's video "Telephone"? Where she takes a phone receiver and straps it to her left eye? Spell "MONITOR" on an old phone pad and you get the number 666:4867. MONITOR = 3rd EYE = Forehead mark.

  • wow. i can't believe i ever listened to such a brainwashed controlled misinformed retard. if your that wrong about dmt then how wrong are you about everything else you've ever said. ill never take you serious ever again. your always telling other people to do there research, why don't you do yours! your sitting in front of a computer, fucking use it..dmt is good for you and everyone should do it:)

  • lol the government created a chemical that exists naturally in the human brain and thousands of plant species across the world?

    Sure Alex, it's probably one of the chemtrail ingredients right?

    LOL

  • Alex you are not telling the truth. Just propaganda.

  • this guy is such an idiot....

  • Is this a lost Bill Hicks routine?

  • LOL! IT is more real then this reality, DMT IS REAL, The machine elves they are more like our creators. Without DMT half of the world is missing. The reason this man is confused is from being so far away from dreams and truth, after i experienced it, i knew this is the world we enter when we "die" after i saw these machines creating gifts for me. that were impossible, this was really happening, therefore my reality was dissolving, they created them with voice, i to could create these 16D objects

  • @Cypruspaintballer1

    It would be cool if you could vocalize those words in this world. Would it be like music?

  • flying around with reindeer....... mushrooms duh

  • The elves can be seen under the influence, that part is true. What they are up to, you can't even English what they show you. Is it just your imagination? None of the experienced people know for sure....

    btw - Tribes in the Amazon have been taking ayahuasca for centuries, as a medicine and for knowledge.

  • Giving out the ingredients of DMT? People don't even synthesize it, they extract it...

  • Propoganda at its worst...

  • I cant believe I've managed to listen to this for full two minutes and eleven seconds before pressing stop

  • Where the hell does he even get this shit? If anyone's taking drugs, it must be him.

    CITATIONS PLEASE.

  • For opposing globalism and the "elite" Alex sure does like the cock-mongering Christian establishment a lot. Can you imagine? The men in power are taking drugs in order to communicate with demons and Satan. He hates government but loves being controlled intellectually by the church. After he mentioned god, the remaining inkling

     of curiosity left me.

  • HAHAHA I love Alex Jones so much it's not even funny.

  • "Demons? Aliens? Don't Exist? I dont know!" lol

  • The beings referred to as clockwork elves are more comparable to programming used in a virtual environment. Their existence is outside of 3D space, but their effect is inseparable from it. The difference is that they seem to be self aware to varying degrees based on the pattern their code is responsible for. They are qualities of order, chaos, expansion, contraction, habit and novelty among others. The pyramid elves as I call them have been hijacking the system since they became self aware.

  • @blackasm I so don't get it???

  • OMG.

  • RETARD

  • HEY GUYS: did u know francis crick, nobel prize winner and discoverer of the form of our DNA first saw the double helix pattern while on LSD. sounds whacky, i know, but look it up (:

  • hey alex, almost everyone who uses DMT reports a feeling of ultimate bliss, acompanied with visions of elf or alien-like creatures. but the most profound and common effect is the ego-death where they instantly come to terms with there psyche and unconcious minds. it seems that if the elite took powerful entheogens they would change their ways completely with a new mindset of unconditional love to humanity

  • @bolinjosh2012 There are different kinds of elves, and different ways to get in touch with them. They are the inclination to elevate yourself at the cost of another. The pyramid elves as I call them have been responsible for social hierarchies and everything that comes with them. They are by no means loving, and they respect humanity and the environment as much as the elite do. The global elite are the living avatars of the pyramid elves whether they know it or not and have been for millennia.

  • the clockwork elves THE CORPUS HERMETICA

    "who are you i asked?

    I am the way-guide, the supreme mind, the thoughts of atum the one god. I am with you always and everywhere, i know your desires. make your questions councious and they will be answered."

    "show me the nature of reality?

    suddenly everything changed before me, reality opened out in a moment, i saw boundless view, all became dissolved in light.

    My guide asked;

    "do you understand this vision? I am the light - the mind of god

  • PKD??? this guy is hilarious...this guy is far trippier than smoking 5meoDMT truuuuust me

  • Dear Alex Jones, dimethyltryptamine is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic substance. It appears in many plants all over the world and even the human body. Our bodies produce DMT in our sleep and that is the substance that creates our dreams. I hope this gives an incentive to the sufferers of various forms of dyssomnia. When you fall asleep, your brain produces DMT. Most already knew that but Alex Jones sure didn't.

  • @h4s4t4n Also upon our birth into this world, DMT is heavily released, and we won't experience that much DMT being released until we approach death.

  • @h4s4t4n yeah, he did know that. joe rogan talked about it on his show a few years back

  • @h4s4t4n The venom in snakes is also naturally occurring, but too much of that can kill you.

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  • this guy is a fuck tard. he for sure needs to hit some dmt

  • you know, sometimes, you get what you want.

  • Finally, we see Alex Jones for who he is........ a fear-mongering snake-oil entertainer with high blood pressure preying on gullible conspiracy addicts,using reverse science to draw conclusions before hard research and confirmation. The only people being 'controlled' or puppeteered are easily persuaded people who live in Alex Jones's fantasy land - keeping his cinematic act in business and support his book sales because they 'want' to believe. Watch his Y2K videos for more fun & entertainment.

  • @deadlyorgans The ultimate fallacy.

    If Alex Jones is wrong, then there isn't anything wrong with our government!

    Bullshit. Just because he's full of shit doesn't mean the government isn't.

  • Lol @ "I'm now ranting" 2 min 55 seconds into the video. This is dangerous - he's talking about something that makes a heim hyperspace drive look like a supernintendo. The could never do what he is describing because there is no room for evil, ignorance or materialism in a spiritual dimension. Come to think of it the elite seem to be the opposite of what DMT is about

  • Fun Game:

    1. Skip between random parts of this video.

    2. Laugh.

  • "I'm now ranting." ~Alex Jones

  • I want to see elves. 

  • Hahhaha 4:40 THEY WERE JACKIN' DMT 70 YEARS AGO hahaha

  • This guy's batshit crazy

  • 10 day orgasm?! He say's it like it's a bad thing.

  • all you people need to read rick strassmans book on DMT. he couldnt get his studies on track until he contacte the scottish rite of freemasons who was the only group to do studies on DMT...WHY????? do they really take it to contact entities? i just posted this cuz i saw a related video n thought that info was interesting in correlation from the book.

  • Alex You are lunatic in trouble!

    

  • if you dont know what it is fear it! christ alex get a grip man.

  • I stopped listening when he said "why does the Bible say don't do it?" Alex professes to be such a conspiracy buff yet here he is paying heed to the Bible, riddled with inconsistencies and fanciful tales... on top of that, not once does the Bible say to not do psychedelic drugs. Not once. Never.

    Alex Jones is batshit retarded.

  • Hey Alex I smoke DMT. It's okay man, the brain itself produces it. Don't fear the imagination and its lifewater. It's your true source of power. That's why they've got the pineal gland being so heavily suppressed with fluoride.

  • this is great

  • I really liked Alex Jones in the beginning and I'm sorry that after years of listening to him - I now find him a complete boob. He sprinkles enough truth with BS to make sense - but he rants on about things he doesn't understand and he exaggerates. I've listened with a very open mind for a long time - but he's insulted my intelligence with one too many projections that with minor follow up I found to be total crap. This rant about DMT and hallucinogens is total garbage, absolute reaching crap.

  • This is priceless!!! LOL!!! Alex, you are the best!!!

  • Okay but where in the Bible does it say not to smoke DMT or take hallucinogens?

  • @lucidragefilms The book of Enoch says that the fallen angels introduced the "drug magic" to humanity.

  • @NewWorldOrder2012org I've read the book of enoch. So is this referring to this "drug magic" as bad? What makes it bad according to Enoch? The fact that it was taught by the Watchers? For someone that knows what these roots can cause you to experience it just seems like misinformation.

  • Im going to live in a tank. an abrams tank.. :)

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  • this guy is a fucking idiot, it is obvious hes never smoked dmt

  • @jharkay1

    you have to take into account that an 'evil' person actively involved in all sorts of evil is going to have a radically different trip then one of us, i would think at least

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  • What is this guy taking?

  • @LoveTehSun He is reading pentagon publications and doesn't waste his time watching TV.

  • @RummelsdorfLabs He is wasting his time fear-mongering

  • @LoveTehSun I disagree. From what i know about the Alex Jones Show, he is neither fear-mongering nor wasting his time. From my point of view, he is training our media skills. I have listened to Alex Jones a lot some years ago, and i can see every fact he is avoiding and every hyperbole he is using.

    I would never claim that he is right 100% of the time, and would never urge anyone to believe what he says. Alex Jones is at least 90% on target, and he is highly motivating.

    Thank you Alex Jones!

  • @RummelsdorfLabs I feel like a bully victim when I listen to him - so disenfranchising. And the fact that he never mentions anything about the unknown or the lesser known subjects like ufo's and obe's etc shows me that just wants to keep up his reputation. He is not out for truth.

  • This retard doesn't know that the pineal gland produces dmt naturally, lol.

  • @Mangravyonherface He probably knows that, he just wants you to research for yourself...

  • It blows me away the tremendous skill AJ has at doublespeak. Almost no one else can lie and tell the truth at the same time as well as AJ can.

  • these govt types get all the best drugs

  • haha clockwork eleves what a disgrace to the truther movement

  • a sad scared christian point of view.

  • See kiddies, this is what happens when you don't try drugs.

  • if the bilderberg group were on dmt the world would be officially an amazing place

  • hahaha what!? if only the government were on dmt!

  • People dont realize that most psychedelic drugs are meant for you to be imoble and stop using your body in order to slowly destroy the immune sysytem. If you find pleasure istantaniously you brain stops relying on your body to come up with it and you slowy start losing brain cells.

  • @ironlunatic1 Hmm really. Indigenous people of the amazon that take all kinds of natural psychedelics are generally much more healthier then those living in the same area that don't take any. Your propaganda wont work here sorry.

  • This is a scared little delusion man.

  • Does alex jones know he uses dmt every night haha what an idiot

  • @SUBinfinit no you dont MAOI inhibiters break the DMT down before any psychedelic encounter occurs

    plus it is such minute amounts its ridiculous.

  • where in the bible does it say not to take drugs??

  • @unicron24 wherever it warns against the practice of witchcraft.

  • @unicron24 the greek word pharmacia is where we get the word pharmacy or "druggist'/poisoner.

    pharmacia means sorcery or 'witchcraft' depends on your translation or concordance

  • Instead of his hi-tech set - nice backdrop, monitors, desk and microphone - imagine he's on a park bench with a bottle in a brown paper bag, beard, unkempt hair, old worn clothes. You get the picture. This loon is no less whacked out than a Christian TV evangelist. Southpark should dedicate an episode to him.

  • dmt is the portal to the other world, which is the land of the dead...

    there are all kinds of entities there.

    evil, good and neutral to humans

    some want to help us, others want to use us like we use cattle and still others could not care less about us

  • Alex Jones is a frothing at the mouth psychopath, a proven fraud, and his fans are all Nazis, Klansmen, or paranoid schizophrenics. How can anyone listen to that anti technology unabomber inspired crap and take him seriously?

    Never mind the fact that he claimed the Russians were invading Europe during his "Y2K" New years broadcast in 2000.

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  • Now you know why America is being destroyed because its ruled by psychopaths who are on drugs.

  • ARE PPL EVEN PAYING ATTENTION! ...I HOPE SOME ONE ACTUALLY SEES THIS N SEES WHAT HES TRYNA TELL USS...WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!

  • @caligotspeerbomb Fuck everyone is so stupid and ignorant, your right wake up.....

  • "i only cover what I can prove" 6 seconds later "i don't know if any of that stuff is real"

    I like alex but this 'report' was total bullshit.

  • Holy shit, Jones never ceases to delight/amaze. That was hilarious.

    Seriously though, how awesome would it be if the global elite were basing some diabolical agenda on "conversations" with the DMT elves? Someday I'm going to discover that everything Jones said here is true, and laugh my fucking ass off.

    Best quote: "The White House is whole hog into this stuff and has been for 40-50 years!"... wow, I need to watch that again.

  • Thumbs up if this made you want to take DMT so you can talk to the elves!

  • @wendroid they're lovely :)

  • @wendroid ....dont fuck around with this shit if your intentions are to "talk to elves!" ...its no joke

  • lol @ bible reference. 

  • You are a disinformation artist man, how great you pull it off. You are part of the conspiracy, you are the Bilderbergian, you are feeding people with fear against their own consciousness, helping them to alienate the Self.

    The truth is, as Terence Mckenna would say, weird than you and me all altogether can imagine. The DMT agenda is playing you in the sense that it's making YOU believe that it has a bad end to it's play. It doesn't. It's playing with your mind. DMT is harmless to good people.

  • Epic.

  • WHHHAAAAAT? at 5:40 he is essentially describing the plot for half life.

  • @zeekertron hahaha he is! lol

  • This is a crazy person.

  • please die you huge faggot.

  • haha people actually take this guy seriously

  • @vcxshgfd yea actually they do because he has exposed the devils by sneaking into the bohemian grove and i bet you dont know shit about it cause your just a dumbass nigga who laughs at people who expose the government and call them crazy so do your own research foo

  • In italy a lot of people speack about dmt, a lot every day more people know this substance

  • Dmt is the best!!!!!! Alex you Are sure about you tell?? The elves not Are bad!!! And govern don t want that people assume dmt because this molecole open mind and awakening conisciuss !!!! Dmt the best experience from 30% population of life !!!! In italy a lot of person speack about dmt

  • I use to like Alex Jones, then i saw this video and it made me realize he is nothing more than a scare monger

  • If you take DMT you will stop listening to Alex and buying survivalist gear from his site.

  • Wow this guy talks shit swim has been on many dmt trips and never seen dmt elves. He has seen amazing things but this guy is talking like he's done it himself. If he had he would be in a different line of work. He's making dmt the enemy. idiot

  • This guy is the greatest untapped source of science fiction in the world.

  • he knows to much they killed him haha.

  • lol Alex Jones is really popping around in his chair...too much coffee that day, I guess....well, as jones would say: "clean your guns folks, but god dont ever USE'em! But in the name of everything american and patriotic, keep those damn guns CLEAN!"

  • This guy is an IDIOT. I have seen the Elves personally Unlike Jones who openely admits to never have taken it but still tells you how it makes you feel. Like a guy who never smoked pot telling me what is like to smoke pot. The elves only talk about LOVE AND PEACE jones is a liar.

  • Dont listen to this TOOL. The elite dont want you to take DMT because once you do all of a sudden you see the world completely different. All the monetary possession become trivial. You will stop being a consumer and break away from this control grid of narcisism and greed and focus on what is important....Sharing experiences with others in an attempt to live in peace love and harmony. Jones doesnt want that to happen he is one of the Good old boys and a MOCKING BIRD for the elite.

  • Alex is quite obviously talking out of his ass on this one.

  • Heaven Help Us ,, best quote from this exert or I shouldnt even have gone there It gets crazier by the minute LOL

  • Heaven Help Us ,, best quote from this exert

  • aj has a hard time believing in aliens because he has total faith in the bible. which itself probably had some alien influence.

  • well aj if their science is far ahead then that dmt stuff must have some use. bilderberg on dmt lol.

  • that sounds cool living in a tank. i wouldn't have to get up for work or even get up to go for a shit.

  • Take DMT if you want to live in the illusion

  • @immortality2186 do you speak from experience? I have smoked dmt and there is no illusion in that dimension of being. I would never advise anyone to smoke that shit either. Its not for everyone.

    Peace

  • Alex jones is very uninformed about dmt

  • @rastaR00STER yeah i agree, i speaks about legit topics but this makes him look like a nut the whole dmt thing etc. .. all the globalists are sitting around doing dmt ... lol.... they "believe" theyre contacting spirits etc lol whatever

  • I think alex jones is starting to loose his mind

  • We aren't in trouble!! OPEN YOUR MIND! EXPAND YOUR MIND!

    The government wants to control and enslave you. They want you to be SHEEPLE.

    Astral project, meditate, research, EXPAND YOUR MIND! RAISE YOUR VIBRATIONS!

    This isn't bullshit. DMT is the spirit molecule. YOUR BRAIN NATURALLY PRODUCES IT!

  • @thedeadwalkk exacts!! In fact, The machine elves may have saved all our lives. If they commaded the government to build certain things, as he suggests, than HAARP could possibly be one of these commands. There was just a massive solar flare the other day, HAARP may have been built to deflect harmful solar rays that normally kill all biological life. DMT saved our lives and continued our existence. Pray to the aliens and thank them for the divine protection of HAARP!!!

  • @thedeadwalkk

    "YOUR BRAIN NATURALLY PRODUCES IT!"

    Everyone repeats this, this hasn't been conclusively proven. It essentially comes from one source. Please list your primary sources for this claim.

  • @2bornot2b1984

    There is no evidence that the pineal gland produces it. This is the rumor that keeps going.

    However there are professional peer reviewed studies that find DMT all over the human body, including the blood, kidneys, lung, urine, and feces. Wiki has some organized sources on its DMT page.

  • solutions please?

  • people hatin, atleast hes thinking instead of playing cod, or world of warcraft or minecraft or whatever the fuck yall internet haters do

    bastrop is home of the late dj screw,

  • people hatin, atleast hes thinking instead of playing cod, or world of warcraft or minecraft or whatever the fuck yall internet haters do

  • As usual this lunatic is mixing truth with lies, Alex Jones = Dis-info agent.

  • Join the army, acquire DMT and other psychedelics? Looks like I'm joining the army!

  • The guy is clearly derailed. Nutcase.

  • some how you wonder could it be true, ive heard of the elves watch a Terrence Mkenna description of it.

  • There is no way the government is smoking DMT, they would see how wrong what it is they do :P

  • @MoralisticAthiest maby they know whats best then

  • DMT=evil

  • @immortality2186 Yeaaahh. You obviously know nothing about it nor have tried it

  • @immortality2186 How is it evil? Don't be stupid.