Michigan Intro (Bo Schembechler THE TEAM speech)

[MaizeRage48]

I still think 1:08 is the greatest catch ever

[PetertheAverage]

Cosmonaut? Wait, that's Russian! Taikonaut? Oh, wait! That's Japanese! So, you see, my mouth-breathing Seminole friend (capitalization?), we are the ONLY country to use the word when referring to someone who travels to the far reaches of OUTER SPACE. I can go on all day, son. Do you want to keep looking sophomoric (homonym), or just admit that your knuckles drag along the ground while you make Meth in TrailerHappy, Florida?

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage @PetertheAverage

"In the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, and many other English-speaking nations, a professional space traveler is called an astronaut."

You really are stupid, aren't you? BTW, the Earth's moon and the ISS are NOT the "far reaches of OUTER SPACE."

Stay classy, UM alumnus. Your football team still sucks.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Yuri Gagarian was an American? Brilliant! Did you get that from Wikipedia? Even more brilliant! I love your sources. Russia is an "English-speaking" nation! You're an insipid, pathetic, and utterly servile fool. I thought they spoke RUSSIAN in Russia. ISS? Do you mean, "International Space Station?" You can't type it out because you're too busy tutoring your 300 composite score S.A.T. football players and losing to Tim Tebow. Were you even alive in 1991? Point made. S

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage When did I say Russia was English-speaking? Learn to read, moron. Ты очень глуп. Я думаю что ты не понимаю русский язык без Гоогла. There are more countries on Earth than the USA, Russia, and Japan, you stupid sack of shit.

Yeah, I was alive in 1991. And I'm guessing you don't even have a job. How's that great UM education working for you now?

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Working on that Ph.D. dissertation yet? Maybe you can get a tenure-tracked position at Columbia with a breakthrough of that magnitude! And yes, though you won't have a job by the time you graduate with your degree from FSU, I am gainfully employed, so much so that I have all the summers off, unless I elect to teach a summer course. See, education that started at the University of Michigan. You should teach there, since you know so much about the Cyrillic Alphabet.

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage

You're a teacher at UM? I hope it's not English. Evidently UM isn't that great at academics if an ignoramus like you can get hired as a professor. But then again, you're not a professor. Nobody with a Master's degree or Ph. D. would be caught dead saying the stupid crap you do.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Notice, bitch, that I said, "there," when I referred to U of M? Oh, it's okay, son, I know you attend Florida State. We can keep going on about the less stringent admissions requirements at FSU, the fact that your S.A.T. score means less, since there are more points available, or that proper nouns such as FEDERAL JUDGES, NOBEL PEACE PRIZES, and PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES get capitalized. But really, bitch, what is the point?

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia You'll say that I'm a jackass, and I will keep pointing out that you said they speak English in Russia, a fact that you tried to deny, yet if you scroll down, you can see the evidence.  Please, I am very easy to find on Google, so go ahead and send me your opus on the Cyrillic Alphabet and keep responding. Your pathetic attempts at intelligence give me much joy. You're a sniveling little bitch, and deep down in your soul, you know that I own you. Grab a juice box, bitch.

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage I never said they spoke English in Russia. Quote me where I said it. You're delusional and a fool. Anyone here can see what a shitstain you are on the reputation of the University of Michigan, in academics and class. I'm leaving this pointless conversation, since you have proven yourself a little whining person that can't handle being wrong and just repeats sad arguments,

Have fun knowing that an FSU undergrad schooled you, you pathetic UM alumnus.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Actually, bitch, you did. Thanks for admitting defeat, you infantile pissant. I'm so glad you "schooled" me using grammar like, "shitstain." That's beautiful. Is that how you got into mighty FSU, bitch?  Your school has weaker admissions requirements than the University of Florida. It's just a better school. Deal with that. And I'm a, "little, whining person?" Can't you even think for yourself, bitch? You have to cut and paste what I say minus words you don't know?

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia You lost. Good luck on your G.R.E. for your dissertation on Cyrillic Studies, bitch. Maybe you could take one of my classes, but I don't think you have the cognitive ability to not be an ignorant, plebeian fool. Have fun getting your degree and managing the Dairy Queen with it once you're done, bitch.

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage I find it hilarious that an alumnus of the great University of Michigan is getting schooled by an undergrad at FSU. Keep it up, man. I love making idiots eat their words.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Russia= English-speaking country. GO SEMINOLES!

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Truly, you have an amazing intellect. I want to read your Ph.D. dissertation. Please, send it my way. Send it. I would love to analyze your thesis about how the modern, English language descended from the Cyrillic Alphabet. Oh, did you also see that when REFERRING TO SPECIFIC NOUNS, SUCH AS THE CYRILLIC ALPHABET, one capitalizes? Anything else before you get your Capri Sun, bitch?

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Use a dictionary if you didn't understand any of the words.  Anything else? I didn't think so. And that, as they say, is how one bests another. Maybe in a few years, when your balls drop, douche.

[PetertheAverage]

Does Russia use the word,"Astronaut?" Oh. They don't? What about Japan? Oh, no? They don't? Aww, little guy! Try again! President of the United States refers to the person AND the office. Moron. Go help your players who can't even read and help Peter Warrick steal.

[PetertheAverage]

Oklahoma? Six losses in a row? Florida? 26 players arrested. Auburn? Cam Newton. Did you attend and graduate from your school that you've, very cowardly, left out?

[encycl07pedia]

I love all the years labeled as "champions" at the end. Yeah, Big-10 champions. Not national, although they have some.

Honestly though, I don't think anyone should brag about championships pre-1950. It's not like there was nearly as much competition as there is now.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia easy to say when your team doesn't have as many. Michigan Alumnus here.

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage My team has more NCs in the past 20 years than Michigan has. My team has also been to more BCS title games. And I'm not talking about Ohio State. Oh, and Michigan's last unshared title was in 1948, probably before you were born.

It's like bragging about your grandfather's achievements. Modern Michigan isn't even the best in Michigan. And that's really sad.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Please let us all know, football guru, which team is "your" team.  If it's USC, then all of your bowl wins since, what 2002, are gone. If it's Oklahoma, didn't they lose six straight BSC games? If it's Florida, didn't 26 players get arrest the last two years under Urban Meyer? Quality. Did you go to "your team's" school? I'm proud of the tradition at Michigan-the program with the most wins, all-time. Sure, some happened a long time ago, but they still count. Douche

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage Nope. I'm enrolled in my team's school. You know, the team that owned the 90s. The team that went into the Big House in 1991 and beat you 51-31.

Michigan does have the most wins- against teams that no longer exist. Doesn't USC rape Michigan whenever they play in the Rose Bowl? Oh, and wasn't Michigan's last Rose Bowl win in 1997? And UM lost by 38 points to Mississippi State? 8-5 UF only lost by 3 to them...

Stay classy, Michigan fans.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Cromartie? Great player. Can't read. Gotta be so proud. Oh, so you were just a kid when FSU had success? Awesome. And we actually beat Tebow. 0-4. Deal. Douche.

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage lol. You beat Tebow once. FSU is undefeated against Ohio State. Ohio State owned your Big House. watch?v=9E5gPKBD_tM

Ever heard of Myron Rolle? Rhodes Scholar. Bowl record? FSU 24-14-2. Michigan? 19-21. And that's with FSU football being around about half as long as UM. Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Stay classy, Petey.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia So, one? Great. Try a President of the United States, U.S. Senators, Congressmen, Astronauts, Federal Judges, Nobel Prize winners. You have one. That's awesome. Didn't FSU start as a Girls' College?

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage Ever learn when to capitalize words? Evidently Michigan didn't teach you very well. And no, FSU didn't start as a women's college.

How many of those people were starters on the football team? Rolle was. Because we're talking about football, not astronauts or senators.

Stay classy, Peter.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia It was for EMPHASIS. And, yes, two of the aforementioned did play football. That would be 100% more than the hallowed and academic juggernaut that is Florida State has. Loved the Outside the Lines special that exposed how FSU labels its football players as "learning disabled," so they can still be eligible. Go try and beat Tebow. Oh, wait. DOUCHETACULAR!

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage No. For emphasis, you capitalize the ENTIRE WORD, NOT just the first letter of the word.

Funny that I haven't even graduated from FSU and I have better grammar skills than an illustrious UM graduate. And unlike you, I haven't resorted to name-calling. Way to represent the classy Michigan fanbase by acting like a 6-year-old.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Since you're such an intellectual giant, maybe you can help all those "L.D." FSU players, who couldn't get a 400 on the S.A.T.? Way to represent the students brimming with intellectual curiosity, vim, and vigor! The fact is that you have to have .5 higher G.P.A. and 250 more points than the qualifying NCAA S.A.T. score to play at Michigan. You're a genius, killer. Any time you'd like to compare resumes, we can. Oh, Timothy Richard Tebow.

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia And, you plebeian fool, speaking of specific nouns such as Presidents of the United States, Astronauts (because we're the only country that uses that word), Federal Judges, Congressmen, and (specific) prizes such as the Nobel Prize, it is bother correct and proper to capitalize. Maybe you should go to your English class down there in TrailerHappy, bro. Quick, think of a clever, witty retort that you stole from "How I Met Your Mother." See, you are a moron, and you'll always be.

[encycl07pedia]

@PetertheAverage Nope, we're not the only country that uses "astronaut," and even if that were true, it doesn't mean it's capitalized. Neither do the words "congressmen," "federal judges," or "president" unless you're talking about specific individuals by name. I wasn't arguing "Nobel Prize."

"I like Professor Smith's class."

"My English professor is failing me because I don't know basic capitalization rules."

Do you look stuff up before you post moronic crap like you just did?

[PetertheAverage]

@encycl07pedia Oh, you mean Florida State? The school featured on ESPN for football students who can't read? That school?

[annelanglois]

The Team, The Team, The Team......Hail to the Victors!

[benleroy87]

He said it. No coach is more important than the team. I love Rich Rodriguez, am sad to see him go, and I hope he makes a national championship game in the future, wherever he's coaching. I just hope the team to beat him is Michigan.

[greymoose1000]

@benleroy87 Better keep him from playing Appy State, USC, Ohio State, and Miss. State if he is to ever win anything substantial. Fight ON USC!!!

[NathanJohnVolk]

Man that is awesome. I love Michigan Football.

[rarebreed42]

CLASSIC!!!

[CountVorkosigan]

This still sends shivers down my spine.

[hritzak]

I feel like I could run through a brick wall after watching this. GO BLUE!!!

[XBIGxBLUE56X]

Great video Go Blue