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  • OMFG THAT IS FUNNY

  • Oh boy! Laughed so hard. Definitely brightened my day. (:

  • ned rules screw buba

  • ned rules screw buba

  • "Jack & Bill went up the hill with a barrel full of pickels... Wound up in the emergency room... Fuckin fags" LMFAOO

  • haha pickel jar up my ass!

  • Ended up in the emergency room... fuggen fags

  • I like how she waits to hear the whole joke each time.

  • Ned Von Picklefucker IV

  • NEED A REAL PERSON! LMAO

  • charlie sheen should be spokesperson

  • @NWA1503 LMFAO!!!

  • this is funny, although it would be funnier if it was real. you cant get to the same live person twice, ever.

  • @hanekira3

    He used to have a radio show... it is live... he has someone call for him from the station and wait for the person he asks for to answer. And they call them like 5 times throughout the 30 mins

  • People with no sense of humor??? ON THE INTERNET?? NO WAY!! PICKLE FUCKERS LMAO. Hickory dickory dock that pickle looks just like my cock and when I start jerkin lol i love that one

  • I think "Peter Peter pickle puffer" wouldve sounded better but this is good too.

  • god damn this is funny!!!!!!!!!

  • Epic, also: She waited for each one to finish before hanging up it seems, lol

  • i loveeeeee it

  • eleven people have no sense of humor

  • LOL that lady is too nice

  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE...ALL YOUR VIDEOS ARE FAKE BOY

  • well ur mom likes to suck my fake dil pickl

  • Why do they have a stork as their mascot anyway? What do storks have to do with pickles anyway?

  • best prank call ever.

  • Ned von Picklefucker

  • 1 925 426 0400 (machine shop) ask for chris studzinsky or carlos give em hell

  • too bad ned isnt real :( its all played out . . . . Ned stands for Non Existing Dude

  • @general9632 nooooooooooooo! i was so hoping they are real prank calls

  • I once called a plumbing company and said that my ass hole was pluged up. And asked the plumber if their was any thing that could help... he laughed and told me to fuck a dick ... oh if ned did a video like that.. that would bring me back to my child hood prank calling.but this is funny shit for sure.

  • Did anyone else catch that laugh at the end?

  • Ned Von Pickle Fucker......the Fourth. LOL

  • I could imagine this guy being the next person to voice the Vlasic mascot:

    "Now that's the tastiest *CENSORED*ing crunch I've ever heard."

  • ned von pickle fucker the fourth

  • lmfaoo

  • Jack be Nimble Jack be quick. Fuck them pickles Jack and suck my dick rofl!!!

  • hahaha this is great

  • Effing hilarious

  • hickery dickery dot, this pickle looks like my cock...

  • Pickle jar up my ass, Wisconsin ROTFLOL

  • Hickory dickory dock,

    that pickle looks just like my c*ck.

    And when I start jerkin

    My 14 inch gherkin

    It squirts pickle juice into my socks

  • F'n hilarious!

  • OMFG l lost it when he said im 102 in pickle years.

  • FUNNY

  • this is the best ned call ever lmfao

  • jerry jerry quite contrary licked my pickle .. fuckin' fairy

  • he got my vote

  • lmfao!!

  • omfg Ned is the shit dude. omfg I nearly pissed my pants

  • i love ned

  • ned von picklefucker the 4th lololo

  • Ned Dice Clay :O)

  • This made me laugh so hard I started crying... those slogans are hilarious!

  • This made me laugh so hard I started crying... those slogans are hilarious!

  • HAHA!!! Jack and Bill went up the hill with a barrel filled with pickels, they wound up in the emergency room... fuckin fags. HA!!!

  • 6969 Cucumber Lane

  • LOLLLLL

  • laughed like i was on shrooms!! Fck that felt good.Bravo Ned

  • Anyone notice that the girl doesn't hang up until she hears the whole rhyme? hahaha

  • @temp5056

    everybody loved ADC for a time :O)

  • LMFAO! OMG! I was laughing all hard! I loved the nersery rhymes! LMFAO!!

  • MY face hurts from laughing!

    NED is the SHIT!

  • hahahahahaha!

  • ned dice clay

  • The more i watch of these , the more i notice that when the person bein pranked finds his name is ned , the start saying ned ..... ned.......ned...... when hes rambling on , it must be an instinctual reaction ! the lady in this one has a sweet voice !

  • what about shit pickle?

  • Lol. He has all these little kid rymes all perverted. its so fucking hillarious! xD

    Specially jack and bill xDDDDDDD

  • this is funny as hell!

  • LMAOOO!!!!!

  • F**k Groucho

  • Lol she was trying to act professional but couldnt hold it she was like OOH SIR * STARTS LAUGHING* she acted like it was disgusting but laughed xD

  • WTF is wrong with your ears ... its Mary has a LITTLE LAMB you douchebag ---

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!111­

  • this is great 102 thats in pickle years

  • lol

  • lol

  • if jack was on the roof would u help jack off? lol

  • say ur uncle was bob, would u help bob off. doesnt make sense, it would be would u help jack get off

  • *LOL* This guy's funny! She won't just hang up!

  • ned von pickle fucker .....the 3rd

  • Jack and Bill went up the hill with a barrel full of pickles... wound up in the emergency room...fucking fags XD

  • lmfao

  • hahahaha

  • This is fucking hilarious lmfao im dying!

  • I love how the lady waits for the punchline, she just wants it she loves the Ned

  • "Ned Dice Clay to you" hahaha!

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  • My face hurts from LMAO!

  • ROFL

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  • LMAO!!

  • lol FUCK GROUCHO

  • Hilarious.

  • lmfao

  • i couldnt breath watching this vid ned you are the best on utube holy shit

  • I'm laughing so hard

  • she laughs at 2:13 even she has a since of humor!

  • This is good haha

  • aha classic

  • pickle jar up my ass Wisconsin

  • The Fightin' Pickles!!!!!

  • lol the name vlasic is weird

  • That made my day lol...

  • suk me pickles is the best line ever

  • they him by name now hahaha

  • mary had a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow. she used a pickle on that sheep like a f****** green dildo.

  • my favorite. btw: ned van pickle fucker, 142 (thats in pickle years, though)

  • thats 102.

  • hahaha lmaoooo nice one. :P

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  • omg Hilarious !!!!!!

  • WOOT

  • But thats in pickle years

    hahahahaha

  • Peter, Peter Pickle Sucker, had a wife but wouldent f*ck her he tried to put it in her hear, pickels turn him f*cking queer

    Jack me Nimble Jack be quick

    F*ck them pickles jack and Suck my D*ick

    Jack and Bill when up the hill with a barrel full of pickles, Ended up in the emergency Room, F*cking Fags

    Ned is the Leonardo Da Vinchi of prank calls!!!!!!!!!!

    NED FTW

  • sir oh sir....i think you have to call the 800 number

  • lol she laughed too...too funny...

  • pickle jar up my ass wisconsin lol

  • omg i started crying 500000/5XD

  • She thought some of the jokes were funny! lol!

  • rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • laughed my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this is hilarous!!!

  • I nearly choked on what I was eating when he started with the nursery rhymes :D

  • my face fucking hurts after listening to this. I never knew i would laugh so much from prank calls

  • same here....

  • aww as long as there are ned prank calls i will never be sad in life again lol

  • Whats your name?

    Ned von Pickle Fucker the Forth

    ROFLMAO

  • for some reason the women on the phones voice and laugh is just so alluring, i bet shes such a milf

  • Ned's the only good thing that ever came out of the Bubba The Love Sponge show.

  • green dildo?

  • how does he think of all this.

    i choked on air while laughing so hard!

  • Ned.... I love you!

  • jerry jerry quite contrary, licked my pickle, fuckin fairy. Ned/Manson rules.

  • that's in pickle years. CLASSIC. VLASIC.

  • Ned von Picklef*cker!...the 3rd! LOL!!!!

  • wound up at the hospital fucking fags loooool

  • Pickles turned him queer!

  • Hickery Dickery Dock, that pickle looks just like my cock...And when I start jerkin', my 14 inch gherkin, it squirts pickle juice into my socks.

  • horray, pickle rocks

  • jerry jerry quite contrary, liked my pickle, fuckin fairy!

  • lol

  • oh my god this funny... i havent laughed so hard in a long time

  • those rhymes at the end finished me off xD

  • Got me thinking about pickles!

  • WARNING: This video is very painful if you have TMJ.

  • LMAO.

  • I laughed so hard my stmoache and mouth hurt.

  • Ned Von Pickle Fucker....LOL...funny shit!

  • hahahhahahahahahahahah how many times he called back the same person

  • christ this one is great

  • I about died laughing

  • Haha it's like for the company's sake she has to say no just in case the call is recorded, but she still listens and laughs anyway.

  • She says she doesn't want to hear them but she keeps listening.

  • Luv the ned bits from Bubba's show. they never get old. And no matter what is current, they hit them no matter what. Its too much.

    Sun City Center is one of the funniest from a retirement community in Florida.

  • she liked it cause evrery time she said shes hanging up she let him finished

  • Mary had a little lamb thats fleace that was white as snow she used a pickle on that lamb like a green dildo.

  • Hickery dickery dock that pickle looks like my cock.

  • I can't watch this any more tonight! I don't know what will happen to me if I do...

    It's too goood! too funny

  • LOL THE BEST SHIT IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE

  • hahaha jack and bill went up the hill with a barrel full of pickles and wound up in the emergency room...fucking fags hahahahahah

  • dude ned is a legend he makes you kicked my dog look like shit

  • aw gay embedings disabled

  • She wanted to hear it, she was laughing, it was the most fun she had all week...

  • Haha, nice she can laugh along.

  • she loves you man!

  • jerry jerry quite contrary, licked my pickle,fucking fairy

  • why did you disable embedded

  • i luled all over my self

  • who is ned is he rlly actually old or is it a teen doing a old man voice?but omg that was funny!!

  • hoyl god on heaven that was hilarious

  • suck my pickle picklesucker

  • who is NED??