elegant elliot offen compilation

[wogfun]

you're a disgusting never-been piece of shit, riiiiiight riiiiiiiiiight???

[knoxklay11]

MY RIDE... GANGSTER TALK FOR CAR!!! RIIIIIIGHT??? NYLON G-STRING LINGERIE IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING WORLD, RIIIIIGHT??? ELLIOT OFFEN FROM HOWARD STERN!!

[bhertzbe]

Love the intro.

[Sabocalypse]

rrrightttttttttttttt !!!!?????

[thebenjamin187]

bling bling

[Jake888]

the crying game reject

[knoxklay11]

and how come elliot always dresses like hes on his way to a rocky horror picture show

[knoxklay11]

jesus christ, that first chick looked like a camel

[mstrchldrn]

lasertilian loogaroos

[dreyersg]

@WolfAttackFromSpace I was wondering the same thing. She's gotta be a man RIGHT.  If not she is the manliest woman since Bea Arthur.

[TheGJuleS]

This guy needs his own show.

[mjccmc82]

Elliot foot is on the gas pedal 24/7! I mean he is nonstop! I can only imagine when he sleeps he must sleep for days. High pitch eric and other wackpackers and some of sterns employees took an IQ test - - lowest score wendy the retard, big shocke, high pitch eric I think scored a 66 technically retardeed, will murray scored a 130 w scott depace in second place, w jon hein, fla fla flow high near, I wonder what elliot would score on an IQ test.

? hed ace the vocab! righhhhhhhhhtttttttttttt

[DiamondSoul]

@mjccmc82

He's completely nuts but I would bet he would easily score a 120.

[mjccmc82]

@DiamondSoul I agree he'd score very high, esp in the vocab, look at kaczynski, he's nuts, he scored a 167 on an IQ test when he was 10 yrs old, and went to Harvard at 16, and taught math at UC berkeley when he was only 26, I think on the stern show, elliot out of the guests would score the highest, and on the crew, fred would score the highest though will murray scored 98th % at 130, I think director quentin tarantino would score high, james woods actor too, he was 20 pts from perfect SAT

[scottohscott]

@mjccmc82 Porn Star Asia Carrera is also in the 98th percentile. She is a member of Mensa.

[DiamondSoul]

I don't care if you live or die RIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, I dont care if you live or die!!!

[wesjaho]

like the video beef stew

[faffaflunkie]

And SIRIUS gave the crackpot Riley Martian a show,

[Thisismytrollingface]

Who is he? I only just found out about him last night, he's a wack packer but how was he discovered?

[Machiave11i]

@Thisismytrollingface Around 2000 he was promoting a health manuscript that was recently available on riiight.net before their domain expired. He was also a visible figure in Queens where he would run through daily (claiming 16-18 miles a day) wearing women's lingerie.

[faffaflunkie]

Now that's a guy that has a few loose screws.

[twenty5psi]

@faffaflunkie

if you ask me, he has all his screws tight, RIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTT? RIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHTTT? CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNTFACE!!



[t4b5klh]

lasertilian  loogeroos???

[LEGENDSR4EVR]

Gangster talk baby.......gangster talk RIIIIGHT!!???

[tcapri]

Riiiiiight!

[GetTheHook]

Elliot Offen is pretty crazy but you can't deny he was entertaining.

[yakomuto]

This guy is a fucking god.

[konatown5]

Hows that bitch with Elliot? i like her big fake tits

[JBLAKIE1]

19 diabetic, aids infected, beef stews RIIIIGHT!! did elliot try to sue howard?? he hasnt been on for a while and was threatening legal action

[EBeckels]

What was wrong with the first girls lips??

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A  VIRGIN

[Lavern4101]

LOL Holy crap that's the best intro to a video I have ever seen. Genius.

[RapidAscension1989]

He really would've made an amazing professional wrestling personality. Holy shit. Never thought of that.

[optimisticcosmic]

"how's the thirty inch waist lookin babe?", "your a cookie cutter cave man", "i'll give the cunt a peenuckle", "I might have to say au revior", "SHOW THE GUY YOUR FOREARM", "BANG BANG BANG BANG", Quite Bulldog, I don't care if you live or die, everybody like pays eligant riiiight?", "I was a gentleman until I say her meross and diluted eye balls", " I was running around with my oversized scrotum hanging out", "I'm salivating the minds of hot yuppy chicks with my pristine physical condition",

[zikobeetlejuice]

straight gangster talk

[MBK54]

Elliot should have been a pro wrestler in the late 80s or early 90s...had sooo much swag!!!!!!!

[JThomas887]

hey cuntface last i heard he moved to florida

[CAinfowarrior]

Gumball Medicine Jewlery!

[westsidewholesalemtk]

they need to bring back elliot! he was probably the best and funniest wack packer that always mixed it up with howard

[stryker7x]

KC, Elegant Elliot, High Pitch Erick. Tom Chiusano, Hank the angry dwarf Vs Beetlejuice , Gary the Retard ,Crack Head Bob etc etc etc etc......... with Artie laughing in the background ..was the best years

[MBK54]

@stryker7x I AGREE 100% BRO...miss Artie, just that laugh takes the show to another level

[Lavern4101]

@stryker7x That was all good stuff but I prefer Jackie's laugh over Artie's. Just listening to Jackie's laugh made me laugh.

[kidlou]

MUNGREL!!!!!! AIDS VICTIM!!!

[elshiple]

BRILLIANCE @ WORK

[JoeFresh1904]

ya hes banned from the building but not the show nobody knows y he wont call in anymore

[ozabobododo]

@ 4:15 it's Marilyn "Mullet" Manson!

[Dilly5]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[Gerkinstock]

@mymusicvideos111... Is he still banned from the show?

[tridentmovies]

@mymusicvideos111

That's funny. That's what i did since Howard Stern turned into an old geezer who only has safe guests who kiss his ass. Did they replace the suicidal junkie with anyone yet? Or did they decide to keep things as boring as possible on that issue too?

[TR86]

@mymusicvideos111

lol, clearly he has learned where to draw the line. thats why i asked my original question. KC would have had some fun with elliot had he gotten out of hand, well more out of hand than usual of course ha.

[Somai82]

''I'm going to my icepick out of my pantyhose and scoop your nigger eyes out!''

[Lavern4101]

@Somai82 who did he say that too?

[Somai82]

@Lavern4101 Against Robin at the end of the football picks when he went off the deep end. He also called Fred a nigger a couple of times lol

[Lavern4101]

@Somai82 LOL. I prefered Elliot bacvk when he cross dressed, didnt like him as much when he got buff and went all gangster talk.

[ThisIsHe11]

@Lavern4101 That's "gangsta style, RIIIIIIIIGHT!?" 

[lever20065]

shes sick

[TR86]

has elliot ever been knocked out?

[tridentmovies]

Elliot Offen was one of those people that actually made the show funny and interesting when Stern hadn't basically got rid of all of them. Now it's a pile of boring shit with his fucking chess and his wife that everybody is too afraid to say anything bad about.

[TR86]

elliot is so damn funny. hes retarded but speaks with such a broad vocabulary.

[disgustika]

Can someone tell me which clip elliot offen says "Violet was nice enough to sterilize the plunger with PISS from her own CUNT"

[bigten3]

whats wrong with him?

[Ronin10467]

i still dont know what he "is" lol

[acrandy2002]

offen was a genius

[jbchar666]

hes a true genius alright..one who wipes shit on his walls..what a genius

[t4b5klh]

lacertillion loosearoo's?

[dontleademsomuch]

i've seen his dvd and she is sucking his tongue and slapping him fucking hard in the face multiple times.

[Lavern4101]

@dontleademsomuch where can i get that video

[boodroe]

elliot only jew uglier than stern

[mta89kurd]

Mental cripple mental cripple.

[ShiroRX]

KC laughing in his face at the beginning is perfect. Not even Elliot was crazy enough to try and intimidate him lol.

[Lavern4101]

@ShiroRX can KC fight or something?

[southrules]

@Lavern4101

Only if you don't let KC take money out of your tip jar to pay for his doughnuts

[TheCardsfan77]

one of the weirdest motherfuckers i've ever seen.....riiiiiiighhhht! But' i've cracked up several times listening to him go on and on. "CUNT FACE" riiiiiiggghht.

[alecvanlung]

dang that's animosity, between robin and elliot. 

[viper1966]

meth

[TheRealEzzy]

Lady hes with is probably a guy ..

[sz42781]

Yaki kills this motherfucker

[BababooeyMike]

jeez, what a whacko. I wish he lived next door. Id go mow my lawn and headed be screaming RRRIIIGGGHHHHTTT at the mailman

[sherribailey75]

i once saw him running on the upper east side in tiny little shorts and a t-shirt in the dead of winter when it was about 30 degrees out and about 10 pm. i think it was 2002.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Offen is what I see when I have nightmares.

[Blackshayde]

Best Stern guest ever.................RIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIGHT????

[VVD]

Whose that bitch with him

[5tonyvvvv]

Fuckin insane..howard is a genious

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

EaTee Seldoms!!!

[siti1ca]

am i missing something? this guy is not funny, or entertaining at all.

just annoying

what am i missing?

[HollywoodJason]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­GHTTTTT!!!!

[stonebridge999]

I'm gonna throw acid into the eyes of that horseface Del'Abate, rrrrriiiiiigggghhhhttttttt?

[manufactured00]

2:00 ... LASSERTILEON LOO-GA-ROOS!!

[rebirthoftheflesh]

@manufactured00

Just thinking about him saying that makes me crack up

[smjjohnson]

Jesus, this guy needs help!

[FreezeInfinite]

Great compilation

[beatler11]

looking for Gary Busey on Howard ? would love to see that again

[TheBeantown12]

worst compilation ever

[gothicgarden2006]

this is a ruthless rudimentary ruptured rotten piece of video i have seen in my serene sincere sinister life

[m0ntr099]

great music along with da vid..nice....RRIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!­!! CANCER OF DA PUSSY!!!!

[TheUndert0ker]

Uhg he's so vile, if I was Stern I would have kept him in an isolated chamber so I wouldn't have to breath the same as Elliot. But it was always a funny show when he was on.

[jjjryanjjj]

well done you

[BigMan301]

One word..........Gangsta!

[TitusPullo1980]

Faithless heartless and gutless!!!!!!!

[jakeintempe]

What song is on this?

[lover3344]

Eminence front, by The Who

[jakeintempe]

thank you

[Deidaaraartisabang]

this guy and stern both of them fags

[Asymmatrix]

Good thing Howie banned him from the show, seemed like it was headed down a bad road. Riiiiighht?

[Machiave11i]

I ONLY TAKE MY ORDERS FROM THE GENIUS!

[easyPicKenS47]

when he's in that cut off nautica shirt he looks like a cracked out andrew dice clay riiiiiiight

[offen236]

The Greatest wack packer of all time.

[Sjostrom12]

He's the guy from Saw...before the guy from Saw.

[PimpWizard3000]

This guy is so funny! Elliot offen should a get his own reality show!

who here agree's?

[offen236]

yeah, i agree

[zigzagbigbag]

i agree

[BachataChris]

RIGHTTTT

LOL one of the best guest everrrrrrr

crazy fuck lol

[blastedontape]

i remember hearing this live and since becoming a member of a private howard tv tracker, i get to see it all. =)

[MmhGanja]

@blastedontape i hope u get banned

[MmhGanja]

@offen236 i love icecream and live with my mom :/

[MmhGanja]

@offen236 lol i love u listerofsmoeg

[saruman84]

Can you PLEASE make a part two to this. This is fucking brillant!!

[hiphopguru81]

elliot looks like the last shit I took...lol

[LUISA336]

i have 3 hrs of elliot on dvd it includes all his appearenes on the stern show from the early days if anyone is insted email me back for info as far as the song on this video it is The Who- eminence front

[chocfudgecrunch]

@LUISA336 POST THE VIDEO, IT HAS TO BE DONE!!!

Seriously, if you have it, get it upped!!!

cheers :)

[chocfudgecrunch]

@LUISA336 You are a fraud; look at you, fucking stood there with your hand out like a fucking beef stew; youve got your hand out like a beef stew; you dirty, diabetic, pusilanimous cunt!

[bishop102]

@LUISA336 Yo dude please hook me up with some of those vids.

[Blackshayde]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiight?

[mutley121]

@LUISA336 hey im in london england i would love to see that dvd anyway u can help m e?

[jxxxb]

@LUISA336 I don't know if you have or not, but you should post some of those old vids. Do a history of Elliot, in chronological order.

[Panch0vi11a]

@LUISA336 Where can i get that?

[1lricardo]

Does anyone know where I can find the Howard Stern show, where this "Karen" claims to be Elliot's daughter? I would LOVE to see the entire show(which I've only seen clips of).

[Amerikaner25]

@1lricardo

there used to be this blog site - H0ward143 or smth like that - it was unbelievable, you could find a lot of full stern videos there, but the guy had to shut down last July after a 'cease and desist'

[saruman84]

@1lricardo I 2nd this

[Amerikaner25]

@LUISA336

Hey... sorry for this question: what is this song and band?

Uhm, I wasn't born in America.

Thanks in advance!

p.s. - this song is sublime, I keep re-watching this vid, how the f did you pick this song to match this montage??

[1lricardo]

I researched this for you- the name of this song is "Eminence Front", and it's performed by "The Who"- hope this helps you- it IS a great song!

[Amerikaner25]

Thanks! Yeah, the song is awesome, smth about it.

I see you're also a MST3K fan =)) I can't get enough of it here on Youtube. gotta love Youtube.

[JThomas887]

Cunt face!!!

[1lricardo]

"Whaddya MEAN- what's going on? You SEE what's going on, don't you?"

Thanks for posting this- EEO is my favorite Stern guest of all time!

[saruman84]

This song works great with the vid. Good job

[snakefinger]

THANK YOU LUISA HONEY!

[cringevision]

this never gets old. i wish i could find the whole shows

[pjicleanair420]

mental cripple mennntal cripple mennnnntal cripple its not offen its offfffen dont you know your fathers name

[Thekahn45]

@pjicleanair420 That's the Coup De Grace!

[joustingjay]

@pjicleanair420 HAHAHAHA that was the best part of this clip!

[AlmightyKingTroll]

@pjicleanair420 You sound better when you're QUIET, BULLDOG!! You sound better when you're QUIET, BULLDOG!! You sound better when you're QUIET, BULLDOG!! You sound better when you're QUIET, BULLDOG!! You sound better when you're QUIET, BULLDOG!! You sound better when you're QUIET, BULLDOG!!

[mmeasy123]

@AlmightyKingTroll YOU ARE A LACERTILLIAN LUGAROO

[AlmightyKingTroll]

@mmeasy123 STAND UP, SIZE 60!! STAND UP, SIZE 60!! STAND UP, SIZE 60!! YOU LOSE, SIZE 60!! YOU LOSE, SIZE 60!! YOU LOSE, SIZE 60!! YOU LOSE, SIZE 60, RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?!?!?!?!

[pjicleanair420]

i told them they were lacertilian loogaroos

[phgp27]

RIIIIIIGHT?

[Seegs86]

dude... Elliot.. YOU ARE GAY

[bishop102]

so what does he do? and what did he do on the show?

[lpfan247]

what happened to this guy?

[seanadam]

@lpfan247 He was banned for threatening.... everyone.

[lpfan247]

why am I not surprised.. this happened after Howard got on Sirius or pre-Sirius? thanks

[seanadam]

@lpfan247 When he got on Sirius. At first they did interviews with him standing outside. But the he kept threatening to kill everyone so they said fuck it.

[mta89kurd]

He got banned from the show lol

[Constavlos]

just imagine how great... uuh, let me correct that...

just imagine how much better the usa would be if elegant elliot offen was president. just imagine that, Riiight!

[smjjohnson]

Is he gay?

[Constavlos]

are you not dumb?

[badbabybear1]

He should be a wrestler, he has personality and crazy charisma.

[michiep21]

He's annoying, but he's great. I miss him.

[Lyra74]

I love unbalanced people, kind of miss this guy.

[myworms]

'why don't you go to prison so you can get another hairbrush up your ass?"

[HYPERspace2012]

WOW, i thought he was just talking Nonsense, he actualy said be concise, be terse, be succinct..

THIS DUDES SMARTER THEN YOU ALL THINK..

[2000jago]

How do you know how smart we think he is?

[AngryBengali]

"You filibuster, and you don't let any-"

"You don't even know what the word filibuster means!"

"Filibuster-"

"Tell me what the word means! Be concise! Be terse! Be succinct!"

XD! Oh my God... Elliot. True genius.

[frankenstoner]

rock n roll

[shrdictatorship]

rock on

[LUISA336]

blow me bitch

[Jdem88]

where is elliot??

[britneystakes]

am reporting this for illegal use of music.

[cvjucla3]

Elliot would make a great 'Batman' villain. He could play himself.

[offen236]

lol

[saruman84]

I could watch this guy all day.