Commando - Toolshed scene

[Pantera6882]

The movie's moderately violent until this scene... Then it's pretty hardcore.

[jigglypiggly]

BRING OUT THE TORPEDO

[anonomous1324]

These guards are idiots. If they thought to shoot up the thin toolshed or have a good sniper, this wouldn't happen once a week.

Oh the Eighties, how you amuse me.

[genemeyer408]

Gay Gun Porn

[OlaftheFlashy]

@genemeyer408 tool porn you mean?

[JohnnyBadassClips]

One of the best scenes in movie history...

[ARadicalAliensNoun]

Very very gay.

[kwdog]

Gardening with John Matrix can be deadly.

[atomichead777]

the part where arnie hits the guy in the crotch with an axe, ouch :O

[ButtZilla1031]

They should make this into a Wii family game! Tool Shed FUN!

[PiotrWeselak]

One of my fave Arnie movies.

[onlynicc16]

Anyone see the water leak out of the guys arm instead of blood hahaa

[ApocDevTeam]

I grew up watching Rambo and Schwarzenegger movies.

And now, I still think they're FUCKING AWESOME!

[badturkali]

the part when the soldier on the floor crying, the axe man groaning and the pitchfork man falling are UNCUT

this version is on tv but not on uk dvd release

[IIxMilNeR]

yes ii no ii jst kinda noticed that

[HawkLeader12]

holy crap!!! did he stick that axe in that guys ballz?!?!? LOL

[areyouakegger]

that bit where the dudes arm was choped off isn't in my video version of this film

[dark108x]

Nor mine, I think this scene was cut in the UK, spoilsports.

[BrokenWarrior92]

this was cut down a lot, the uncut version was unrated in the UK

[maximus14433]

AIMBOT AND WALLHACKS!

[jackbauer91191]

As good as this movie is, doesn't it seem like a Rambo ripoff? Especially when he gets his hands on that M60?

[maximus14433]

hell no, Commando eats Rambo...

and c'mon, how many diff types of elite MG's are there besides the M60? he just managed to pick it up off of a dead guy, it isn't what he took with him to battle.

[Audi134]

The guy's arm got chopped off!

[darthstew666]

:23 he offers little resistance lawl

[OlaftheFlashy]

@darthstew666 Agreed. To be honest all the henchmen are pretty lame in this scence.

[Toalercoaster1]

Thats how I introduced myself to my ex girlfriends family.

[dragonkilla7]

that scalping scene had me pissin myself! XD

[InTheArmsOfGod]

awesomeness!!

[badturkali]

thiz iz the theatrical cut.

my freinds got diz film on tape and he has this thetarical scene in uk.

itz same as america.

[dedmonds1988]

will ferrell gets scalped by arnie! 0:14

[MUSIKALPRoPHET]

@dedmonds1988 i know rite lol

[Nylonfucker]

yes!! that is what we want!!!!

[dylangohyy]

Omg..he chopped off..

[paulyseb]

0:23 pwnd

[snapywrist]

rambo knows me and yoy have his knive.

[tomnothingmoreorless]

They need to make more of these kind of movies.

[MistyShadow007]

I like the uncut version. :P

[perun1nj]

Axe too the balls...

YOOOOOOWCH!!!!!! Poor guy

[d0861]

This is the funniest shit ever.

[Squeglee]

THAT FILM FUCKING ROCKS

[FranzKapranos]

hell yeah, I always have loved this kind of movies, where the brutally scenes are pretty bloody!!

[badturkali]

i am hopefully getting my directors cut between 3 january - 15 january. i am going to watch it for on. it cost me £40 from amazon with the package and the shipping. crazy bastards.

[badturkali]

there's a definitive edition for diz film as well.

[majornewb]

the blade saw to the skull ouch

[badturkali]

theres a cut going on this scence. wheres the part when the mans throat is bleeding, wheres the part when the mans on the floor with hes arm chopped off and wheres the part when the mans crying with the axe hit in the balls.

[Cure3]

This has to be quite possibly the greatest use of a toolshed known to man.

[bumblelybee]

I love the noise the pitchfork makes when it stabs the guy

whick-psch!

[nastytrigga]

i agreee

[JacksonShredder138]

Axe to the nuts...ouch!!!

[Ninjauman558]

m60 with one arm... damn lol

[patrikasLTL]

oiled muscles... lol

[CL1TMAN]

The left one :)

[Ninjauman558]

now that's saying something! lol

[PhilHaggis]

JCBC DOMINATION!!!!!!

HUGE!

[MaqAtaq]

This is the most Ahnuld scene of any arnold movie

[sexymalcom1970]

since I watched this film my garden shed has never felt the same. It now feels like an armoury of medievil weapons.

[storerettz]

that's what you get for disturbing arnie in garden his shed lol

[tropigal1]

lol

[DavidJHarveyMusic]

Maradona on 23secs

[VitaminS]

Isn't that Will Ferrell who gets scalped at :14-:15?

[rabapab23]

We can only hope so :)

[odiemodie1]

It's just too bad we don't have someone like that in real life who can go through 800 or more enemy troops like a buzzsaw (pun intended). Then maybe he could end the war altogether. Anyway, this scene owns. OUCH!

[ScabScum]

This is a difficult film to find uncut on dvd especially in Europe.I don't really know why as the latest Rambo is much more violent.

[lookbacktime]

This is the version shown in theaters. The Director's Cut has the uncut scene (in Australia, watch Disc 2; it's not labeled anywhere, but it's the uncut extended version).

[davethebrave]

I'd vote for this character. In a race between this guy and Arnie's dude from Predator, it would be down to core issues. But if Conan was in the race? He could be part of the Baby Rapist party, I'd still vote for him. Actually, that makes me want to vote more.

Oh, but vote for Arnie himself? I dunno. Maybe.

[starguyjones]

what if those men he maimed had families, and didn't actually support the roles they played in this fight, but didn't have the courage to explain that to their superiors? obviously, another homicidal maniac killer role like total recall arnie he just barely acts through like he did before countless times. just what we need another conan...

[Lolibaba25]

Great fun for the whole family

[vol009S]

@Lolibaba25

Great guns for the whole family. :D

[goldensolder44]

@Lolibaba25 I'm not making this up, As a kid in a video store, I saw this in the Family section & had a sticker which said "Action packed family fun".

[KingToads]

-.-

[raddreamstar]

I love how in 80's action flicks when the hero is injured he becomes more dangerous!

[PsIHpolkasovka19]

fuckin killer

[getomyer]

ax to the balls

[lholmes4130]

that man runs california. fucking hell

[picknickerjoe]

thank god

[Idattani]

We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it.

[Imo8314]

rofl.

let of some steam bennet

[HippiesRbad]

holy fucking shit

[577billo]

in the australian release the scene where he chops the mans arm off is missing theyve cut it bloody pricks

[gazmetal]

You should see how much they've cut out of the English version! The films only on for 5 minutes they've cut so much. So I ended up buying this directors cut from America and getting a multi region dvd player just to watch it. Bastards!

[badturkali]

why did you go america just to buy a dvd. all you had to do is order it from amazon and hack your dvd player. its simple as that.

[seanwukun]

thats true! i just bought it from K Mart and they is so much missing! What the hell??? the last time i saw it it was on Channel 7 like a couple years back and it was shown on about midnight due to all the violence. Even that had the uncut version! and it's suppose to be R18 here too, so whats the point of cutting the violent scenes out when it's at it's highest classification rating already?!

[playahata113]

In the director's cut, Matrix throws the disc into the guy's neck rather than his chest. This movie fucking rules!

[RowdyMick7]

he actually did stuff worse then jason fuckin voorhees in this scene alone! LMFAO

still love this movie to this day,

it was one of my favorites as a kid.

[SandBathroom]

that was classic

[CalgarSkull]

I love the score good action music haha

[Arnold93]

I used to watch this movie all the fucking time with one of my friends and this was one of the scenes we would rewind like 100 fucking times! The two best parts are when he throws the blade and the guys wig flies off and then when he cuts the arm off of that other guy and a black tube appears with water (capri sun) pouring out. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[xgunnBlaze]

This version is heavily edited. Search for "Funniest Movie Deaths" for the whole scene.

[titsexbabyyeah]

PAUSE AT 0:14 the guy looks like will Ferrel with hair chopped off.

[grogge11]

TOOL is the right word

[sapphire2200]

hahahaha!!!!!!! ROFL!

[sapphire2200]

"whaaaaa!....huughhh!....eeeer­rgghhh!....uuuh!....wheeeeeaaa­!" the badguys have some serious lines here!!! what a fucking kick ass scene lol!!!

[JonathanFerGold]

LMFAO!

[sapphire2200]

no, but seriously, this is getting totally out of hand here LMFAO!!!!! Oh fuck, my jaw muscles are starting to hurt watching this!!!!!

[JonathanFerGold]

Ha ha ha I know.... The feeling is very mitual.

And just to add, Commando is on almost everyday on FXM and I seem to watch it every chance I get because of how good and bad it is.

I love this movie for 2 reasons: 1) There was never a time I watched this film where I didn't laugh. and 2) Because Arnold Schwarzenegger is in it.

[sapphire2200]

Somehow Arny keeps a strong jaw in the hardest conditions in Hollywood history Lol!!! yeah man, enjoy the movie for breakfast! :) cheers LMFAO!!!!! woooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaahhah­hhhhhhhhhahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JonathanFerGold]

Sweet!

[Gellvos]

hhahah hope i dont end up in a room with him on call of duty 4 o.o

[Galacticus07]

why did they cut the machete scene ,,,daft pitch fork would have made more sense ..check it out though SKY TV showed the movie uncut ,are you guys sure the dvd is cut ?

[darkdave25]

I thought the DVD version would be the "full" version but noooo, they edited this scene to hell. Gaaaaaay. Nice to see it as Arnie intended

[snakejohnson]

Really. The DVD I have has the full version. But my DVD is first generation when they first started putting this stuff on DVD. No special features just the movie

[DrJake786]

00:26 and 27 gun is in different hand

[EverWinterNights]

You guys on youtube noticed the strangest stuff, but your right, lol thats funny.

[lVlanDinGo]

lol tru didnt notice

[Clintagaatsz]

haha you right

[Merluso0822]

this movie is a joke jaje

[EverWinterNights]

Your a joke, especially that name of yours.

[Amnesiacmidnitetoker]

reminds me of my job ...toll plaza no one ever wants to pay so I get commando on their ass!!pay the toll bitch ill cut you arm lol I that haircut was nice is always good to have an opened mind or brain..

[smitty2k2]

wow, uncut version...thats how it should always be!!!

[360Rodo]

the dvd version has the bit cut out where anold cuts of that guys arm

[Pennywisdom211]

all about the VHS version homey!

[Juggernautscottie]

billtambo right with you, i did my dissertation on arnie...commando is so good it brings tears to the eyes!

[billtambo]

one of the best films of all time. LOTR, FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! COMMANDO ALL THE WAY!!!1!1!

[SuperJustin151]

at 00:20 Arnold cuts that guys nutts off

[devilxhlywood]

Who're the chumps who aren't giving this 5 stars? How could a movie possibly get better?

[Kalaida]

The new Director's Cut DVD of this scene is a lot more violent. The pitchforked soldier now bleeds.

The second soldier who gets saw bladed now has an extra shot showing the blade engulfed halfway into his neck.

The axed soldier has an additional reaction shot.

The chopped arm soldier now reacts more painfully and Arnold tosses the machete and his arm down at the same time.

[Nightmonkey17]

That's awesome.

[elnegro66]

If only you could take care of your own business in real life like he does in the movie.

[Mustaparta1976]

Hey, thats why we have these great flicks by arnold and stallone, so we wont! :D

[cuervosreload]

commandofans com

[wmarcel2000]

One of my favorite movies as a kid. :D

[skylinerox]

bad ass shit.pity with the cuts inside the scene.

[maskir]

I think commando is no match for rambo too!

[glunark]

We definitely need the uncut version on DVD in the UK, pure class, all the way

[Hornet0323]

LOL...that whizzing sound and then the top part of the guys head gets cut off. Classic.

[fiversrevenge]

Guess that guy that got the axe to his boys won't be using THAT gun anymore!

[DJPWN]

Commando was the best action moive ever made. He eats green berets for breakfast.

[benntoddctu]

Commando really should go down as one of the best films ever made everything about it is perfect.

[junkradio]

for pure action this movie takes some beating.

[benntoddctu]

best movie ever

[creshcognition]

yeahr! the fork in die crown juwels, why not?

and the buzz saw-blade... that's the definition of a clean haircut!

[zantron]

this is some bad ass shit.

[erinistheshiznite]

hahahahaha nice

[Wesker2oo6]

nice

[ssjstrikefreedom]

this is what a real commando is like, being able to chop part of a guys head off my merely throwing a sawdisk and run out like a tru barbarian, arnold your the best, this movie is awesome!

[myscrnnm]

lmao.

[johndowgin]

Trivia time; the somewhat awkward cut after the machete to the arm is because, in the original edit, arnie then beats the guy with his own arm. That got cut from the release as being a bit much. nice to know where the line is; "axe to groin, fine, beat guy with own limb, not fine"

[kurojin97]

man....i wish i coulda seen that one....the edit was funny enough...hehehehehehehe..if i saw the original scene i woulda died of laughter..

[zonezonezone123456]

what if ur arm was chopped off?

[kurojin97]

oh, well then, huh!?......guess it wouldnt be so bad, since your mom keeps me company....she loves that ATM shit i do to her....and my fondling of her genitals with the fingers on my chopped off arm...beotch

[zonezonezone123456]

u know wots ur problem, I only ask a fuckin question to u people and get angry at me for no reason. im pretty sure ill be laughing my ass off if i went over there and chopped ur arm off.

[Trigormike]

what if ur arm was chopped off?

[siccassgame]

good shit

[SaikyoMog]

Ouch....