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  • Assalamaleikum Brother n sister , can anyone translate for me please , especially the part where he is laughing

  • i,ll bet she,s saying kill all infidels kill em wherever you find them

  • @wiseguy6000 you are refering to the quran verse 9 : 5 , but if you want to know the truth , why dont you google the chapter 9 , and read it from verse 9:4 to 9:6 to understand why you are wrong .

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  • Brainwashed little tot how cute.

  • this child does not know what he's saying and does not understand a thing....the adults do though, and they'll answer to God (The Holy One Of Israel)

  • @MusicPortugal1 just like you will answer to GOD , the real one . 

  • @TheAtheistFuture lol you're not explaining anything the prayer that I prayed is only prayed when rain is needed and how did I recovered in less than 5 mins when I had a strong flu by just prayin and I didn't take any medicines

  • the boy laughed cos he said " i just felt Prophet Mohammad (PBUM) dick in his ass"

  • hes a cute little suicide bomber.

  • @SJGibbons1000 pls die

  • @SJGibbons1000 they come in all sizes :)

  • الله أكبر ولله الحمد

  • god isn't real, allah isn't real. there i said it. now lets all go eat ice cream and play nicely

  • @laurencec09 allah means god in arabic,and if god doesnt exist then tell me why when we prayed for rain it rained? and why when i was soo ill that i really wasnt able to move a bit from my bed and prayed to god and under 3 minutes i became good and illness disappeared without taking medicines can you explain how that happened?dont tell me science,science cant do these things

  • @TheTaker301 I can explain it, the rain, it's called a coincidence, in fact, the fact that you pray 5 times a day, and one of thoes days it rained, is barely even a coincidence. Your illness was Man flu, you had a simply head cold, men are ALWAYS dying of the cold, typical. And again, the fact that you prayed on this day, as you do 5 times every day, makes both these incidents a load of bollox and the worst miricle claims from any religious person I have ever heard in my life.

  • @laurencec09 .............spot on mate...it's all a load of bollocks!......now could I have choc chip please lol

  • @robin9997 yes you can, that'll be 99p please.

  • هههههههههه الله يحرسه ماشالله عليه كوميدي بعد

  • Jesus is our Saviour - the bible tells us that our sins can only be cleansed with blood. Jesus shed his perfect blood on the cross for you to be cleansed of all your sins. If you do not accept his gift you will take the punishment for yourself for all eternity. There is no need to go to hell - Jesus already paid the price for your sins out of love - you only need to accept it. God Bless.

  • @webhutspain

    we dont even need that, because we bare responsibilities for our own actions, Whenever to commit a sin we repent to Allah (GOD) and firmly resolve not to go back to the sin again.

  • @tosikuai All sin must be punished, otherwise you say that God is not Just and is not Holy. Every single sin must be punished! Yes God is merciful, but he is also Just and loves Justice.If you stand before a judge and say sorry for stealing - should he let you off because you are sorry? If not, why do you expect God the Almighty Judge to accept anything less than a judge on earth? God is perfect and Holy and cannot let sin go unpunished. Someone has to pay - Jesus payed for all of us! God Bless

  • @tosikuai

    so can you accept that if someone has died for my sin it can restore the rights of others?

    Everyboady can sin and hurt peoples feelings and take others property and say that i love Jesus, I believe in Jesus so i am forgiven.

    but rather, Allah will forgive/punish for the sins that were committed against His rights , of whomever He wills.

    As for the sins committed against people's rights, Allah (Swt) will question about each and everyone of them.

  • Respond to this video...

    People will not be forgiven until the one aginst whoes rights the sin was committed forgives. (Allah (swt) says that if you want to Allah to forgive you you should forgive others.

    Please note that Jeuse (PEace be upon him) never said that he died for your sins, never did he claim divinity. for more info pls visit youtube channel thedeenshow

    I Invite you to Islam, read research and then accept ISlam (if you are convined of its truth.

    May Al

  • @webhutspain I never see in the Bible where sin must be cleansed with blood except in Paul's writings. Although blood sacrifice is one way of atonement, there are several examples where God forgives without blood sacrifice. Aaron offers incense for atonement. [Numbers 16:47] and jewelery [Numbers 31:50]. Also, repentance alone was enough for forgiveness [2 Chronicles 7:14] [Job 33:26] [Proverbs 28:13] [Jonah 3:10]

  • @npc0mpl3te Read numbers again - 14700 died then he offered incense.

    It was the blood of a spotless lamb on their door frames that saved the Israelites from loosing their firstborn son. This is a picture of God's salvation for us.

    Jesus is God's lamb:

    The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! - John the baptist (John 1:29)

    This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you. - Jesus (Luke 22:20)

  • @webhutspain I'm not saying that blood is not a way for the forgiveness of sins. But what Christians say is that God demands blood and that there is NEVER forgiveness without blood. Lets say that I agree with all the verses that you showed. However they don't say that blood is the ONLY way for forgiveness. There are examples in the Bible where there is forgiveness without blood. [Leviticus 5:11-13] [Jonah 3:10]

  • @npc0mpl3te Hi there and God Bless.

    This is the law clear and direct:

    Leviticus 17:11 For the life of a creature is in the blood, and I have given it to you to make atonement for yourselves on the altar; it is the blood that makes atonement for one's life.

  • @webhutspain Peace be upon you. This verse is also clear. "Whoever conceals their sins does not prosper, but the one who confesses and renounces them finds mercy." [Proverbs 23:13] "When Jesus saw their faith, he said to the paralyzed man, “Son, your sins are forgiven.” [Mark 2:5] It seems that repentance and faith are also valid to earn God's forgiveness. I only see two possibilities, either there are other ways of forgiveness or the Bible has contradictions.

  • @npc0mpl3te For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life john 3:16.

    Jesus died for ALL mankind & ALL sins past, present and future. It's a gift to you from God. God loves you and wants to wash you of your sins. The question is do you want to accept God's free gift or are you going to reject it. Salvation is from God - not us. That is why it is called Gospel = Good News. God Bless.

  • @webhutspain if jesus died for the sins of all mankind, past n future,, what is the point of living on this Earth.. with all its difficulties .. and the diffrernce in being rich and poor, good and evil... just follow your whims n desires be it good or bad and u will end up in heaven!!!.... logical????? no need to take responsibilty for any evil or crimes commited.. after all u will be fogiven... so throw away all the rules and laws and live like animals....its all good

  • @MHMDNAZEL Jesus's first words in the Gospel of Mark

    "The time has come," he said. "The kingdom of God is near. Repent and believe the good news!" (Mark 1:15)

    Repent means to turn direction, in other words to turn to God and surrender. If you do that, does that mean you are indifferent to being good or evil? No, repenting means you do not want to do evil. However, God knows that we can't stop doing evil, so when we believe he helps us by sending the Holy Spirit to live in us.

    God bless you.

  • @webhutspain I believe that there is a disconnect between what the Bible says and what Christians believe. Christian belief comes from dogmas and what they were taught. Then they find passages from the Bible to support those beliefs, instead of discerning their beliefs from the text. I believe that if someone were to clear their mind and read the Bible cover to cover, they would not come out believing as Christians believe.

  • @webhutspain Actually, I believe that the disconnect comes from Christians following Paul of Tarsus rather than Jesus. Furthermore, the Christian belief was adapted to conform to Roman Pagan belief so that they wouldn't be so heavily persecuted. The Pagan belief in Rome was very familiar with the concept of gods having sons. This idea was also attributed to Jesus whereas in Jewish belief, being a son of God meant being his servant or beloved by God, not God himself.

  • @webhutspain In addition, the heavy changes to the Bible further distorted people's beliefs. None of the disciples worshiped Jesus as God. In fact, Christian scholars admit that we do not even have a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of anything original. Changes, either mistakes in writing or intentional alterations were more than common. Scholars have found over 30,000 discrepancies even among the copies that exist. Also, no original was ever written in the language that Jesus spoke

  • @npc0mpl3te

    Wrong - Thomas called Jesus God and Jesus blessed him.

    Jesus allowed himself to be worshiped whilst telling Satan that only God can be worshiped. Jesus was crucified for blaspheme. He even called himself God using the name of God when asked who he was which is why they wanted to stone him.

    Look at the Jewish feasts, they all point to Jesus as the lamb of God. He even died on Passover, the day the Israelites were saved by a lamb in egypt.

  • @webhutspain even Jesus (peace be upon him) acknowledged forgiveness without blood sacrifice. [Luke 6:37] [Matthew 6:14-16] [Mark 2:5] [Luke 7:47-48]

  • He said " dont buy the Xbox 360 ! ... is a piece of camel shit and it will brake !.....''

  • I want to understand ! :(

  • This small boy, he isnt preaching any hate or negative thing, he's smart and well educated.

    Salam

  • mashallahhhhhhhhhhh

  • I believe that the people who participated in writing the koran from the very beginning where lying.I do not believe that their prophet muhammed was this estranged and violent in his thinking.If Muhammed came back to see what has happend with his teachings he would probaby break down and cry and get angry.The muslims disrespect Muhammed and his real teachingsMuhammed couldnt read or write and the muslims have taken advantage of that and this is a crime and carries a mandatory punishment of death

  • sad that this child is been taught to hate Jews and cristians stop teaching your children to hate evil muslims !!

  • Allah et grand et il voie bien sé gens qui fond que critiqué l'islam Allah et tous puissant si on reagie a sé provocation on se mais a leur niveau alors qu 'on et bien plus intéligent que sé gens la laissons Allah s'occupé de tous car il connais très bien tous ce qu 'il y a dans les coeur même si au fond de nous on et révolté , , on est gagnant ALLAH U AKBAR gloire a Allah seigneur des mondes

  • annoying or what?? mashaallah (:

  • Asshole little Bin Laden...

  • can someone please tell what he is talking about?

  • The child was cute, but so what he is being taught hatred and intolerance. You call yourselves peaceful but you teach your children to hate Jews and Christians.

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  • @6883a927 no one has to teach him anything really. He sees all day long his brothers and sisters killed by jews and christians. don't you think children pick up on these things rather quickly. Troll the net and find people teaching young jews and christians the most rabid and hateful ideologies against Muslims.

  • @glower125 I wish to answer you as kindly as I can. YOUR FULL OF CRAP! Children believe and do what their taught. Muslim's teach their children from the very beginning to hate Jews and Christians, because you false prophet said it was so. I hate no one, but I will not accept your lies. We may be destroyed because your religion teaches it. But Jesus the one who created everything will make you face the truth some day.

  • what did he say between the praying?

  • wow mashaa Allah he is a very cute child , he will be a very good emam when he grows up

  • mash'allah un très bon début 

  • machallah . wow ' im arabic ! you think you muslims think you rule . check kiss buss stezek le bushdra shaunmuta

  • machallah . wow ' im arabic ! you think you muslims think you rule . check kiss buss stezek le bushdra shaunmuta

  • stupid kid

  • هع جايببين بزر يفهم فيننا

  • ameen

  • asalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­m.ya muslimina

  • he's soo cuutee machallah!!!<3

  • يالبى قلبه ربي يحفظه ويخليه لاهله وينفع به الاسلام والمسلمين

  • يافسقة ياسنة يا غاصبين حق النبي

  • @MrHma121 فليقولوا ما يقولوا .. نحن من وزع القرآن ونقل أحاديث الرسول عليه وعلى اله الصلاة والتسليم ونحن من سكن الكعبة ونحن من سكن مدينة رسول الله ونحن أهل التوحيد

    أيجاهد مع الرسول ويبايعه ويرضى الله عنهم فسقة ؟أم من يقذف عائشة ويسب اصحاب النبي ويدعو من دون الله مالا يستطيع له نفعاً الا الله بحجة أنهم يقربوهم إلى الله زلفى وقد قال الله فيهم : ( {إِنَّ الَّذِينَ تَدْعُونَ مِن دُونِ اللّهِ عِبَادٌ أَمْثَالُكُمْ )

  • SAND NIGGER, COCK SMOKING PIG FUCKER !

  • @MsTwatneck You shouldnt mention your mom here nobody really cares

  • This kid is unbelivable MASHA"ALLAH! Plz Allah protect him!!!! Masha'Allah, and grant me a child just like him Insha'Allah! Ameen.

  • christian = hell dayafter

  • Islam = terrorism = brainwashing

  • fuck u

  • where are the english subtitles?

  • ameeeen

  • poor brainwashed child,

  • @purpleduke77~ What makes you think he's brainwashed? Is it because he's yelling very loudly, or is it because he's a Muslim speaking Arabic? Normally, a Muslim child wouldn't even know how to understand what he's saying. That's why the title says "Funny Muslim." Because this little boy is smart. ^.^

    I am so sick of people trying to make Islam seem like this dark religion of terrorism and harm. Islam is the most peaceful religion ever. I guarantee you would agree if you actually studied it! =\

  • @TheOfficialZaynah I have studied Islam and it is not a peaceful religion by anymeans, im not saying there aren't any peaceful muslims, i dare say there are many but in my opinion there is no peaceful islam, there is not a muslim country in the world that is not in conflict with some one or other, if you took Islam out of the equation then we would have a pretty peaceful world.

  • @purpleduke77 Wow. You really have no idea, do you? What religion did you study? Not Islam. Egypt is a very peaceful Muslim country. And Iraq & Iran would be too if it weren't those AMERICAN soldiers. Islam is the most peaceful religion there is. And the Qur'an has never been changed. Unlike the bible.

  • @purpleduke77 Maybe you've read something about Islam and misunderstood it. Tell me what is so terrible about Islam, and maybe I can explain it to you. I hate when people talk bad about my religion. They are usually people who read one thing about Islam, didn't understand it, and started saying the whole religion is bad. I could name quite a few bad things about Christianity, but you don't see me commenting on videos of little Christian boys yelling in church and saying he's brainwashed.

  • @TheOfficialZaynah How can Islam be a religion of peace when your prophet personally beheaded over 700 men himself? he ordered the assassination of 7 of his political opponents, he was a warlord and the mujahideen and al-qaeda are just copying his edicts. Most Sharia schools put the verse of the sword above more peaceful texts in the Koran. Sura 98;6 says those who reject Islam will go to the fires of hell. Sura 9 "kill Christians were ever you may find them" Islam is not a peaceful religion.

  • @purpleduke77 Sharia, Shia, Nation Islam, and people like them aren't even Muslims. They may call themselves that, but they aren't. The things they do aren't even allowed in Islam. The Prophet never beheaded a person in his life. Where the heck did you learn that? He never assassinated anyone either. It's funny how you think you're actually proving something to me by giving me a false Ayat. Hello! I am a Muslim. I think I'd know if someone was lying about Islam. Allah never said kill Christians.

  • @TheOfficialZaynah Well you dont know much about your religion

  • @TheOfficialZaynah Read your hadiths and you will find all the information you require, its all there in your own islamic books to find out yourself. If i get time ill find out what volume to read as there are many and remember these books are held only second to the koran in islamic law, tradition and belief. Muhammed personally beheaded between 700-900 men himself and he did order the assassination of his political opponents, i wouldnt say this without proof.

  • @purpleduke77 I don't know much about my religion? It's MY religion. Of course I know a lot about it. More than you do, that's for sure. You're just one of those racist people who tell lies about Islam. Your proof was false. And what Hadith have you been reading? You do know that there are false Hadiths, right? You must know that, since you know everything about Islam. I'm only going to say this one more time. The Prophet (SAW) Did Not Behead Anyone.

  • Authoritive islamic history The life of Muhammed/ Sirat rasul Allah

    By Muhammed Bin ishag {d 773 ad} Edited By Abdul Malik Bin Hisham (d 840 ad}

    Translated By Prof Alfred Guilaume (1955)

    The Life Of Muhammed P 464

    Then they surrendered and the Apostle confined them in Medina. Then the Apostle went out to the market of Medina and dug trenches in it. Then he sent for them and struck off their heads in those trenches as they were bought out to him in batches there were 600 or 700.........

  • @purpleduke77 Um.. that's not even a real Hadith. And how come every time you mention how many people he beheaded, it's a different number. Wow. You Fail.

  • Of course its a real hadith, why do you think ive put the references so you can check them yourself? i couldnt finish the whole passage cus i ran out of characters but it read: "Then he sent for them and struck of their heads in those trenches as they were bought out to him in batches there were 600 0r 700....in all, though some put the figure as high as 800 0r 900. If you wanna bury ur head in denial, thats up to u but the facts are the facts wether u like it or not. Check them why dont you?

  • @purpleduke77 It's not a real Hadith. I just read a whole authentic Hadith and that was not in there. The Prophet never did such a thing. Whatever "Hadith" you were reading was false. I checked them, thank you very much.

  • What do you mean youve just read a whole authentic Hadith, There are volumes of them, which one did you read ? did you read the volume i quoted? i doubt wether you'd even now how to. Look dont wast my time, i thought i was having an intelegent debate but you obviously dont even now what your talking about, Dont write back to me. How old are you btw? are you a child or something? or someone of low intelegence?

  • @purpleduke77 Believe me, I don't want to write back to you. But the volume you gave me is not from an authentic Hadith. And it's funny because you really think you are making a point here, or proving something. When you are really just proving that you are a very ignorant individual. Thanks a lot for wasting my time.

  • @TheOfficialZaynah Whatever

  • Hey officialZaynah ive just noticed that you said that you were only thirteen, are you female also. Look im sorry if i came across rude to you, i had no idea i was talking to a kid, i thought u were a lot older, if i kew your age i wouldnt have spoken to u on that level but i must say your must be quite intelegent for your age im 22 btw. Anyway no hard feelings good luck with your religion.

  • @purpleduke77 It's spelled Qur'an. Not Koran.

  • This is Gary Coleman

    If this kid was serious he would blow himself up in the Subway

  • CHristians are more poweful than Muslims as they dont use VIOLENCE to get what they want...and the Muslim men are the SLEAZIEST men i have ever MET...they look at women like MEAT and they are hungry...you are not in your country where YOU still believe u can have 3 wives...so DONT LOOK AT ME cos i will NEVER marry a MUSLIM!!

  • @MsYolzy and you aren't being very Christianlike in that comment. Don't watch the video if you don't like it.

  • I'm muslim al hamdoulillah but I don't like this kind of preach:it's easy to make cry a person with this intonation!!!!!

  • mashallah

  • :) <---------------- mohummat

  • Awwww masha'Allah!!!

  • shut the hell up slickback83 your a frikin... detadey

  • very cute...

  • Incha'Allah this boy will be a great Syeikh.

  • get your feet off the couch you dirty shit cunt

  • lol future terrorist

  • @fnovax

    why people say always that muslims are terrorists

    as i know in the south island of France called ''Corse'' there are terrorists, in the Spanish area called '' Basque country" also,in EIRE, & non of them is muslim

    your conclusion is really stupid as you

    islam & all other religious have not any relationship with terrorism

  • @smilestar213

    how can you say that islam has no relationship with terrism.

    it even says in the quran that unbelivers should be killed. and in other countries this aleged religion is trying to justify rape.

  • @fartrage

    it is has never been said in Koran to kill innocent people muslim or not muslim

    sometimes people mix things a lot .. i know that islam's image is tained a lot cuz of all these extremists but believe me my dear that islam is not as they say at

    all :-)

  • @smilestar213 no the kuran says unbleivers should die. not wxact but along those lines. and like all other religions that say this. they should be finished.

  • @fartrage: Quran says that you can kill muslims or non muslims if they come and drive you out of home, kill your family, and try to take your life away. The Law of God (saw) justifies killing based on self defense ONLY. But if you kill the innocent soul, than you go to Hell no matter what you do. Three actions, which are unforgivable and guarantee Hell Fire for sure, are 1) If you worship something else other than God; 2) If you do suicide; 3) If you kill the innocent soul.

  • @SuperMuslimas Qur’an:9:5 “Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war.”

  • @fartrage Could you please post the next two verses after 9:5? Thanks.

  • @SuperMuslimas i would love to but i dnt know them XD.... anyway my point is is tht although islam preeches love nd goodness it has its "side effects". not tht any other religion doesnt though. but islam is the one im more concerened about.

  • @fartrage You made me smile. Thanks for your honesty. Usually, youtube folks lie that they read Quran more than 2times :). I think it has side effects on people who do not know Islam and mix the culture/traditions with it.

  • @fartrage no it dosnt u fckin div

  • u fokin pricks

    may allah bless this child

  • i dont understand his languge but it has a relly stupid title called funny muslims wot sort of title is that?????????????????

  • I wish I knew what he was saying...it looked funny though

  • islam = CRAP

  • @Slickback83 you=crap

  • @Slickback83

    the fact that you re not muslim doen not ive the right to insult them

    the big crap here is you

  • ههههاي الف صلاة من ذكره

    صلى الله عليه وسلم~

    ربي يحفظه

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  • to Arammik

    Islam does not preach terrorism in fact if a Muslim were to adopt an extremist lifestyle he/she will be danmed to hell. if you analyse the Quran you wil see that every command given will save us from trouble. Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. the rate of conversions to islam have recently more than tripled with so many false acquisitions being made by people islam was bought into focus and as more studied it they realised this is the true path no one forced them.

  • so islam can teach you a lot of knowledge, the only religion that can. Because who is forcing hundreds of thousands to Europeans and Americans to accept islam, its the sword of knowledge.

  • masallaaaaaah masallahhhhhhhhhhhh terorist amerika ,europa ,

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  • @bingaling22 true,i would disagree with mskocaeli prematurely calling the kid a terrorist. but 2 brainwash a kid in2 saying trash b4 he even gets a chance 2 analyse it is the worst kind of terrorism. the kid is just happy 2 mug up the trash fed 2 him bcause he has been extolled for doing it. he's bright and could have put his mind in2 mathematics instead. if this goes on, i see very little chance of him not turning in2 a terrorist. Also, there is nothing to learn in islam or any other religion.

  • hihihihihi it's funny but i prefer charly chaplin or benny hill

  • fuck off

  • mash allah, great job akhii aziz!

  • Its ironic how the perception seems to be that this kid is brainwashed and is a terrorist, when in fact the truth is that you are the brain washed people from the things you see in the media. Its unfortunate that things have to be this way

  • TERRORISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

  • And a other video with a brainwashed/ abused kid. its sucha shame muslims should know better, this boy should play with toys, not this shit.

  • hahahahhahahaha

  • hhh zin , mashallah arlik

  • wallahi you nonmuslims are very gay for thinking that this littlie cute as could be kid is brain washed stupid americans go get a fucking life i hope you all go to hell inshallah you stupid nonmuslims and some arabs arent even muslim stupid ass assholes bitches just go get alife other then youtube

  • What a nice kid! See another cute 5 years old who demonstrates her knowledge of mantras to protect herself and be clever, I just watched - Kylie chants Long Life Mantra of Tsem Tulku Rinpoche!

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  • Please stop insulting islam and people who want to give an islamic education to their children.

    If they are muslim they Must educate their children in this religion, it's not brainwashing it's what they think the best for them.

    and stop thinking these children are unhappy, and stop saying things like "poor kids", it's not true, they are happy, and they can think by themselves. they won't become animals or wrong persons.

  • God bless this young man ((((say ameeeen))plz

  • @arwa500

    ameen

  • sad

  • poor boy

  • was die moslems mit ihren Kindern machen solche schweine

    dreckspack

  • can anyone interpret what the kid said?

  • Early brain washing.

  • brainwashin of kid...itz not a normal...

  • ahan,, so if he is giving lessons on Islamic history, that makes him brainwashed, and mind purification given in western schools including use of condoms on lil thing while PLAYING with fellow female kids is absolutely fine for you ppl.

    You ppl must leave this planet for its very betterment. Go back to yours you plutonium.

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  • You're a disgusting racist.

  • Oh OKay, But that doesnt makes me change my mind, You still have to leave.

  • bitch yawn so hard die and go to hell!

    and let the shaitan piss in your mouth bitch

  • you are muslim and you say bitch! that's haram!

  • @mkenshin hey relax man we all make mistakes ;) even u ...

  • @mkenshin that's not what he said...he said whoever doesn't worship the messenger(PBUH) is not mentally present

  • How can you say such things while you are a muslim?