Jessica Delfino - A Message to All Men

[MuzzleForTheMasses]

@TouchingYou Who cares? You broke up over 3 years ago, move on. You sound and look like a crazy childish maniac throwing a baby temper tantrum. As for Rachel, did she beat her up? Even touch her? Didn't think so. WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH, WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE LYING ABOUT JESSICA.

[TouchingYou]

YEAH, this song was written by Delfino before her and I dated... and she was a mean and nasty c u n t the whole time we dated... and said only I was to blame! When I'd ask, 'is it that time of the month?' she'd explode in fits of rage and claim it was NEVER her period. Worst. Girlfriend. EVER.

[TouchingYou]

FYI: I wrote most of Delfino's best material (the really sophomoric crap is all hers) and all the political-based stuff. She also ripped off lots of our friends and has a bad habit of plagiarizing others. Ask her to debate me in public and watch her decline! Even Carlos Mencia writes more of his OWN material. Just want the truth to get out there.

[MuzzleForTheMasses]

@TouchingYou You are a very bad and evil person who torments people forever. Leave Jessica alone and move on with your life. Everyone knows the truth about you. EVERYONE knows who and what you really are, Christopher Brodeur.

[TouchingYou]

@MuzzleForTheMasses YES... everyone can just google me and see that CXB has fought EVIL his whole life, while Delfino NEVER fought evil. A google search of both names proves Delfino spent her whole life exactly like RUSH LIMBAUGH: selfishness. (Oh wait... Limbaugh tried to change the world though. Delfino only cares about herself.) Delfino is violent --- she even admits that! --- and I'm a pacifist! NICE TRY, liar. That's why your cheap shots above are EMPTY RHETORIC.

[TouchingYou]

@MuzzleForTheMasses EX: Delfino threatened to beat up 13 year old Rachel Trachtenburg! When Delfino was 34! YIKES! EX: Delfino punched out a stranger at the Knitting Factory! EX: I don't even punch out people WHO ATTACK ME! (For 4 years Delfino hit and kicked me and threw objects at me! No human is more evil than someone who beats up the person they love the most. Hitler and Bloomberg hurt their ENEMIES --- NOT their loved ones. Delfino is literally worse than Hitler.

[TouchingYou]

@MuzzleForTheMasses LET'S SEE YOU SAY IT: "Delfino is NOT as bad as Hitler, cuz beating up and terrorizing the people who LOVE you the most is not as bad as terrorizing the people you HATE"! In fact, Hitler ended the pain and suffering of most of these ENEMIES of his... I WISH Delfino had killed me rather than made me frightened every day of my life. And she's STILL lying to cops to cheat me into jail. She's one of the worst humans in history. And she rips off man other artists too.

[Primordialfan1]

Deal with it bitch. You've no excuse to act like a total cunt.

[drtyrell969]

We need more videos / songs / admissions like this. ;-)

[LadyNemesis2007]

LMAO

[sillysimon12345]

way to go...

[megadork456]

It's kind of annoying how a woman can say "She's on her period", but when a guy says it he an isnensitive jerk. But it's still a good song.

[GomerDose]

tacky outfit

[GoldZap]

Note to self... send this one around XD

[IzzyJulia]

i knew it !

i knew she was gonna sing about periods !

[checkerphil]

she was going with the flow!

[au101]

She's funny!! I love her song "my pussy is magic" which is also on here

[LordShivasServant]

This woman is incredibly attractive.

[KickoCalciatore]

CIaoooo, sai tutto questo divertimento dove lo puoi trovare? piscina, giostre e spettacoli di delfini, foche marini e altri bellissimi animali, tutto al parco ZOOMARINE a ROMA!

[thislifesworthliving]

ha ha ha, i love it! very funny! i write songs myself and some turn out like this! I love it! :D

[MaryKicko87]

Sai che anche a Zoomarine ci sono i delfini?

Perchè non vieni a troverci???

Un bacio

Mary =)

[FAYMprod]

public access TV rocks.

[trueMMAgirl1215]

I love you jessica!! (sadly, my week has come to bleed from my vagina.)

[jessdelfino]

ha ha! i wrote this song just post 90s, meant to write it in the 90s but was "busy" in art school

[Rawrlor]

Wow, it's actually pretty sweet that you commented. Thanks for making me smile with your dirty folk rock. ;)

[mona890]

ha what a scary psa!

pay attention

[swirlygirly1234]

its soo funnnyyyyy that shes auctally serious about this shes such a gay bitch and shes ugly, dose she understand that the 90's r over hahaa

[HappyPlappy]

lol good advice :P

[swirlygirly1234]

shes uglayy!!!!!

[swirlygirly1234]

wow... scary

[fredwardaman]

please dont read this. on the nearest possible friday you will get kissed by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day ever. if you dont post this comment on at least 3 more cideos, you will die in 2 days.

[Addiction747]

This could actually be funny if she had a great voice, much better composition like some nice alt picked chords, and well... if she was sexier.

[ArturoStojanoff]

this reminds me to phoebe

[Pigglypolly]

.......

[sooleymon]

That may be the most Valuable piece of womanly advice I have ever received... . . . . . . . . ....

[fredwardaman]

lol, she's such a prankster!

[DrumTent]

Jess - did you ever stop to consider that Brodeur is a SOCIOPATH (Man, I could tell you some stories when we shared a sublet artist's loft at 100 Avenue A back in 1991)? He is a raving lunatic. I'm not sure if you were really aware of his past.

[falansh]

90's scenario

[NoxiousGER]

i knew it... thats the same voice as in " i wanna be famous" :D

and woman act strange more than a week in a month ;D

[ShaneMcClurg]

She reminds me so much of Phoebe from Friends. haha

[koda0991]

@ShaneMcClurg I know! She is so Phoebe

[ricklopez1973]

When are you going to make a video for the " Iam off my meds again today" That song is great and it really says allot about you.

[kelyhall]

excellent!!!

[dav08zxc]

she is simply the best. her raw talent and raw lyrics add up in a very special way, this is real art. you sir, are the best =)

[DrumTent]

God, give it up already!

[macinaffy]

yeah! I bleed from my vagina

[jessdelfino]

a) You people are mean and funny.

b) My new CD, "I Wanna Be Famous" just came out. CD release party Wed 6/18 at Cakeshop in NYC, 9 PM. Be there, haters!! I dare you to come hate the live show!

[MrXenomorphosis]

You are not really Jessica. I too have been beset by imposters like this idiot, CXB.

BTW: I told Jen you don't have the "necessities" to reprise the evil sorceror gig.

[mancinithedon]

genius...and who are these idiots below arguing on youtube. Shes funny!

[Melkia83]

lol,

[comicreaper]

well okay i didnt like it but it wasnt a bad video i preferthe i wanna be famouse one.

[ironman36]

I love vagina.

[raymonda75]

Are you kidding? If you are trying to be funny- your not. If you are trying to display any talent whatsoever on guitar or vocally- you failed. I only clicked on this link because I found an equally bad clip by the same singer, and couldnt believe there was another attempt. I believe it's a Canadian accent- How embarrassing for all Canadians!

[NJLiluSurf609]

It's called having fun? I don't know if you ever heard of it! It's pretty common though, pretty common.

[excorsist69]

can someone please shoot her and put her out of her misery

[metalskato]

why dont you do it yourself??

idiot

[excorsist69]

Cuidado con lo q deseas puede q se haga realidad.....y no seria la primera....y despues usted sumerce.....ten un lindo dia el domingo volateando a ver si alguien te esta admirando.....besito.

[HollyzChannel]

WHAT ! That lady is great, that shows that nothing should be hidden and be tabu !

[DrumTent]

This is .... worthless. No artistic or ironic qualities at all. Her Boyfriend (a REAL loser in his own right) makes her shit sound like The Beatles. Just go away and get a job.

[junavatar]

One word: Phoebe

[jcfynx]

Bleeding or not I would hit that like the fist of an angry god

[cycimian]

jcfynx, no shit sherlock, I would tap that in December on the coldest day in the arctic just to melt the ice off my frozen swollen balls, If theres any sain hetro man who wouldnt, then i would recomend Viagra for Teenagers for them, Or better yet, Become a Monk and i dont mean the TV charictor,

[DrumTent]

I hope she realizes she is being neither ironic nor witty in any way. She reminds me of some aging 90's alterna college wannabe who can't tune or play her guitar and has a voice like a fuckin' stuck pig. What a crab.

[hydrocodone10mg]

this bitch is clearly a man hater or a lesbian or both!

[jdubya181]

Woman's Response to man offering backrub b/c you're having a bad day:

"Quit trying to get in my pants you jackhole, I'm bleeding."

Or at least that's been my experience anyway, because apparently men only perform actions for rewards.

*end rant*

[ohmydaysman]

this is sooooo shit. she is a munter and very very fugly. shes sooo innapropriate, and her songs are so unnecessary they are either about rape, killing or vaginas.... shes fucked up someone should fuck that girl over

[MikeyMacky]

Fuck you, you woman hater!

[therealsolstice]

Pffff Oh please... I LOVE PEOPLE who focus on "human" issues.

Self-indulgent individuals spreading a message detailing their feminity/masculinity is counter-productive to the evolution of human equality.

Would Barrack write a song about being black? Or Hilary about being a woman?

[Deathyhallows7707]

I got mine when I was eleven... I screamed and accendentally knocked myself out cold on the bathtub.. it sux.

[peculia]

Haha, best video ever, plus she's really cute.

[therealsolstice]

I respect jaded "intellectual" women like this... but it doesn't mean I'm gonna invite them to my kickass parties, or to even sleep over if she lived down the hall.

these are the kind of boring lame chix that you say hi to at the grocery store cuz they're always alone.

[DlimitR]

They're the best kind, actually. They've spent most of their lives examining their own feelings .. waiting for "THAT GUY" to catapult them out of their comfort zone. Crazy sex happens then!

[therealsolstice]

I agree with you but this chick's a self-centered neurotically-judgmental weirdo. Music is suppose to be attractive.... not this.

Why did I even comment this vid, let alone reply to this reply? *les sigh* I need to do something more constructive with my time. Hey... maybe I'll go write a song about my uninspiring personal issues and post it on youtube.

[MikeyMacky]

Why is a song about a woman's vagina "not attractive"? You fucking woman hater!

[samgamlin]

wooooooooo yeah she rocked on russell brand show

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

CRAZY AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME.

[Hollowman1985]

ROFL no 1 cares

[spekfoo]

I'm on the rag right now. It's really sweet.

[gr8lilchic]

argh

the response to this is so annoying

she's basically saying, 'sorry if we get cranky and pissy once a month', but there's a reason.

almost all the guys who have responded to this have said 'it's an excuse, it doesn't hurt, it's made up'

it. fucking. hurts.

often enough to make you physically sick.

don't say being kicked in the balls hurts more. this is for a week straight, can be extremely painful, and it can make you sick.

like being kicked in the balls for a week.

[checkerphil]

Ouch! That's a pain that's gonna linger!

[longestroadoutofeden]

@gr8lilchic blah blah...full of shit. women constantly trying to kick off at nature..thats what u are thats why you are here and your sole purpose for existence..u r reproductive females..that is what you do..natures biggest mistake.giving you a voice to whine about all the things you r supposed to be. wishing you were men..we wanna wear trousers and a hard hat and be builders.blah blah blah.ooh but i cant lift a bag of cement. Have yer periodS KNOCK OUT SOME BRATS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

[oddfielder]

@longestroadoutofeden FYI we don't want to be men or lift bags of cement. You can keep that one.

[srgtfrog]

@gr8lilchic Girls don't deserve any special treatment. Guys have to learn to think before they speak, but girls do more.

[llcdrdndgrbd]

@gr8lilchic I think my bad mood during my periods stems not only from physical pain, but from the fact that i am constantly dribbling out HEAVY FLOWS of this FOUL LIQUID. And it makes me hell of gassy. And I often stain my underwear cuz my flow is so heavy. It really is one of the most humiliating experiences, if you let yourself think about it too much.

[benympls]

@gr8lilchic

Oh get over self bitch!

if i was your boy friend you'd be getting slapped for a week straight.

[absynth909]

LOL! Red Wings.

[FuzzyCabesas]

Wow. I guess you do learn something new everyday. Delfino is talented.

[Deathyhallows7707]

im 11... no seriously i can tell u my date of birth!!! i was born on dec 1995 in st marys hospital!! and yes i am on the rags... it sucks

[qvtkc]

Yeh true men don't know what women go through. News flash: women don't know what men go through.

[kurtscash]

i think Jessica Delfino would look good with a mustache, i want to give her a Dirty Sanchez mustache!!!! Dirty Sanchez mustache's - the mustache that says i love you!! without sayg a word!! i love you Jessica ! muah !!

[Deathyhallows7707]

LOL "You don't know what we go thrugh phil.."

[checkerphil]

I heard its like food poisoning for a week!

[Eodaiya]

It c an get pretty bad. xD

[APPLEexampleSample]

@checkerphil that's right,that's pretty much it. It's great that you understand it.

[hihi0]

@checkerphil That's exactly it. Only think like you're constantly urinating in a diaper.

[EdgeSXR]

Her best song is "Don't Rape Me!"

[buster858]

No the best is "I wanna be famous"

[checkerphil]

Actually they're both fantastic, but "My Pu55y is Magic" totally owns!

[scrumpleberry]

Such a simple statement. Love it.

[heituzi]

It's disgusting.

[Laantje16]

haha I love it xD

[naresca]

Jessica, would you marry me ?

[sexygirlz123]

totelly right,just like if you 2 years old,but if your 2 you go into medipods faster!lol:P

[sexygirlz123]

i just started to bled from my vigina yestuday and im only 10!

[Xmyxchemxfanx4xlifeX]

really? i was 11, but its nothing to worry unless your like 8

[princesstamika]

I was 8. :-/

[Xmyxchemxfanx4xlifeX]

did you go to a doctor?

[quillaja]

cool until the stupid guy at the end

[thelmnop]

Jessica Delfino is hilarious. Thanks for posting this!

[rorbalzio]

awesome. i want to bleed out of a vagina.

[Hellotheres]

Haahahaha

[SusanSnowflake]

uh oh, what did I come upon, fact is that bleeding causes you to live approximately seven years on average longer than the male species,

[valland55]

I'm tired of polical correctness...get ur tits out!

[pooppoo]

an AWESOME sick lady!!!

Btw, nice job checkerphil... if you were in long beach, you could probably get a date with my awesome friends...

or we could just all kick it or something.

[checkerphil]

We can order the pupu platter!

[00cassandra]

instead of "she bleeds from her vagina" you could just say she gets her period.you sick lady.

cas

[KenwoodKlown]

Bah kinda not so good.

[checkerphil]

singers gonna sing, filmers gonna film, haters gonna hate...

[KenwoodKlown]

Wow was that some sort of lame attempt at an insult? Jeez dude you gotta work on that. Yeah so what I didn't particularly like this one, was disappointed.

[checkerphil]

No insult. if you didn't enjoy the vid I'd reccomend offering some constructive criticism as opposed to your primary response which could of been written by the the Incredible Hulk.

[KenwoodKlown]

Since I'm not a singer I wouldn't presume to offer criticism. You're trying to back out of the fact that you failed at your lame attempt to insult someone. Nothing wrong with commenting that someone doesn't like the video. Get a date.

[checkerphil]

Bah! Your comment kinda not so smart!

[KenwoodKlown]

Ugh give it up dude. I didn't like this one and you're not going to change my mind. So, seriously get a date or something and quit commenting on comments.(?)

[checkerphil]

Whoah dude! I got a date, then switched to raisins! You have a right to your opinion and I have the right to comment on your comments.

[KenwoodKlown]

Last word.

[checkerphil]

Word up!

[estelle497]

I Wanna Be Famous was pretty cool, but ur not really the best singr ever, sorry

[RevolutionDsquad]

lol

[Mirefv]

she reminds me of phoebe (friends) !!!

[GreenWhimsy]

Ha, ha, ha, I need to remember to watch this again in a week or so XD.

[mynameisholden]

gay

[genedemon]

Reminds me of a Friends episode ... or Liz Phair!

[TheDoctor18]

jessica you RULE!!!!!!!

[beccathebeccster]

hahahaha.

this is really great. :D

[LiviaScott]

Brilliant, witty and very very funny. Nicely done, Jessica!

[hitchkauai]

Fk-ing GREAT!! Love your candor!!

[TouchingYou]

Delfino wrote this song to REMIND men to understand women better. I have a better song about the subject, where I equate women with terrorism. It's called "T-N-T & A" but it ain't on my myspace[dot]com/prisonsongs

[pbmachinima]

Well, where can we see it then?

[magellan3205]

reminds me of phoebe from friends.

[deernardz]

ay carumba

[hellothisismeth]

Lol, loved it.

[chroma422]

She'll probably follow this with a salute to yeast infections called "My Chooch Is On Fire"

[checkerphil]

Jessica has a whole cd dedicated to Vagina is coming soon (I'm not kidding!) It will have this, "Pussy is Magic" and more!

[heyidcstfu]

lmfao...love the straight face throughout the entire song

[NudistInDisguise]

LOL. This makes me laugh. God bless you Jess.

[rubenshou]

she is strange :/

u afraid me o.O

[CameltoeLove]

That broad is totally wasting her time and talent, we heard that PMS bullcrap before. Ask LisaNova, women are insane, there's nothing to sing about on the subject.

[TheColorOrange621]

What talent? =)

[vectorx]

This is stupid

[travisestes]

Girls can talk all the crap they want about how bad a period is... but they have never been kicked in the balls... so they can just shut up ;b

[sexygirlz123]

yay well boyz don't go thro all the shit we have to go thro,like for exaple:putting a tamon up our pussy,and wene we have sex your not the onez who get pregnet and fucking shove a child out of our vigina in front of thouzends of doctors and your mom and dad!burn!(i'm only 10)

[travisestes]

yay, you can stick things in your pussy and make babies...

Don't go thinking that you have it harder than men. You're young, so I chalk this one to a lack of world experiance.

We all have problems, they're different problems, but one isn't worse than the other.

[mutinerie]

Yet you still don't know what it's like to be on the rag. And at least she wasn't being too terribly hostile about it. She wasn't saying, "All men are bastards." She was just reminding guys that girls act weird or pissy because they're on their periods.

[travisestes]

I can simulate it though. Eat lot's of beans to get gassy and bloated. then not have sex or jerk off for a week or two.

did you know that the boost of hormones girls get once a month guys get every morning? look it up. We can control ourselves, and many girls can too. I don't have tremendoes sympathy for the period excuse...

[gr8lilchic]

periods can be extremely painful. mine make me throw up every day for a week, and it feels like my stomach is being ripped out and cut up.

not quite the same thing there, is it?

[travisestes]

whatever... case in point...

[Deathyhallows7707]

hey sexy girlz, ur only 10???? lol

[travisestes]

Oh, but she is wise beyond her years... *sarcasm*

[MangekyouUchiha666]

Don't even pretend you know anything about what its like to be a girl . . . your kind hasn't been suppressed for thousands of years

[travisestes]

down the line far enough, every person has been suppressed.

Also, I am not saying that women haven't been oppressed, or that it's a good thing. I respect that possition. Just don't come and bitch to me about your stupid periods....

[J1Goro]

And you wonder why we don't want you to be in some critical jobs like um the Presidency. I'm angry let's nuke Iran...

[pbmachinima]

Yeah, J1Goro, men have really proven calm and capable when it comes to preventing war, haven't they? Great track record.

[J1Goro]

And Hillary seems soooo different? Lol.

[pbmachinima]

So your point, J1Goro, is that Hillary would be bad because she has periods? Is that really your point?

[J1Goro]

Would she be uncontrollably emotional like in this vid or like

my past gfs? Yes. that's the point exactly.

[pbmachinima]

Well, thanks for being honest.

[pbmachinima]

Wait-- so you're okay with menopausal women then?

[J1Goro]

Of course. As long as they aren't saying they would bomb Iran at an Aipac conference. Stop the wars.

[J1Goro]

What no response? AntiwarDOTcom stop spinning your wheels.

[pbmachinima]

J1Goro, unlike you, I have a life. I'm done with you now, you can go back to watching Glenn Beck and masturbating.

[Galaxy2517]

Haven't you been listening?Glenn Beck says that attacking Iran is the worst thing we could do.But we must be ready to face what is coming from Iran or cease to exist as a free society...If you listen, you will learn.God Bless.....

[mesinging209]

yo, you insane, yo!

[J1Goro]

Nothing is coming from iran kid they are totally compliant with the NPNT as always and as usual you have fell for more war lies during iraq. Shh.

[J1Goro]

I'm sorry you've failed intellectually.

[pbmachinima]

J1Goro, the day when you can judge when your betters are successes or failures is the day is snows in Hell.

[J1Goro]

I liked the Venez.vid, but you haven't thought it all through obviously. I'll leave it with that.

[pbmachinima]

J1Goro, you're a sexist simpleton. I'm not interested in your opinion of my work or anything else.

[pbmachinima]

BTW I got back to you in less than an hour at 7:30 am on a Sunday, so I'm not certain why you were so quick to assume I would have no response.

[J1Goro]

Because I'm on the west coast maybe. I'm sorry I was joking

about anything I said sexually with the exception of Hillary.

A woman as President does not bother me in the least. I would welcome any woman in the office except for the women that threaten more war, as Hillary has done. I'm sorry if I upset you

with the exception of my opinions on the war-mongering Hillary.

[hrcrider23]

your on the wrong site to be talking about politics dumbass. this video has nothing do do with war-mongerers... dumbass

[J1Goro]

STFU you simpleton. There is no video that isn't about politics

This video isn't about politics? What a sexist.

[hrcrider23]

go back to germany nazi