the wee man

[christophers1247]

Stupid England thinks it's a real country ha. And what is a mater race I thought it was master race and it sounds familiar like another country claimed it before way could it be.

[poo123hey123]

is that you trying to find your balls you arse you are PISH

[MyYoohChoob]

Scottish people can't speak ENGLISH properly.

[sharmrock1]

@MyYoohChoob thats because we are not english. we are SCOTTISH

[MyYoohChoob]

@sharmrock1 Silly Scotland thinks they're a real country.

[sharmrock1]

@MyYoohChoob weve got our own parlimend so we are classed as scottish not english

[MyYoohChoob]

@sharmrock1 You are a servant of her majesty the queen, and you are under British rule.

[GrantusMaximusIII]

@MyYoohChoob Subject, not servant.

[MyYoohChoob]

@GrantusMaximusIII No, no. Definitely servant. Bow to the glorious mater race.

[GrantusMaximusIII]

@MyYoohChoob No, no. I don't think I will.

[poochgal592]

@MyYoohChoob Thats kinda embarasing for you if people do vote for scotland to be its own country and rule it self. Then who'll be the servants of her majesty??? (yes i am meaning england if you are to stupid to get that)

[mt2oo8secondary]

Thank god for no WeeManVEVO

[Funkeeweejohn]

wee will rip the english jaw

[Mashmogul]

im a little bit freaked out

no word of a lie on this i promise on my future ability to have children

i was looking up chav on wikipedia about 30 minutes ago just to see what it would say, sounds weird but i like to see what a pubically made encyclopedia says about the world and chav was one such thing i looked up

came on youtube looked at some of my subscriptions and this video has the same image as on wikipedia

1:00 = (me) SHOCK

lol

[TheMissBoutique]

thats witt were aww aboot !! SOttish forevaaaa

[YspVernOYsp]

here btw hes no a mosher :)) hes a normal person disny kick aboot like a ned but does drink bucky & smoke puff so shhh !! ye dont no nuttin av met him :) hes like the funniest guy ever :))

[123Sarrah]

XrubybabbeX...learn tae spell!

[constable597]

youre ma fukin twin ya nugget

[StevieFortune1]

obv hes no like that aw the time ye bunch ae twats lol.. im pretty sure this is just a thing he likes doing... hes a comedian anaw a hink

[MJJMusicVideos]

Glasgow Fucking Rules ! I'm so glad I live there !

[xABxMeDi4zZ]

lol

[XrubybabeX]

BLOT YA NUGET HAHA LOVE IT XXX

[KellyBurnsx]

thts wat youu call a true ned haha

[fistmiele]

hahahaha x

[MegaTrainspotter]

A good reflection of a Glasgow ned.....yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaas....

[wilson22490]

@RexAlban go fuck urself

[ICWOnline]

insanewrestling.co.uk - The Wee Man will be at ICW: Dazed and Confused on September 4th.

[regulatorzone]

gea ti pdl kmfewlksd look I can talk in retard like this fucko

[marcN19]

Ok here is a good wan... what do u call a good lookin women in Scotland?

An English tourist

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

I'm English and think Wee Man's hilarious, but I don't really understand some of the anti-English stuff here from Scots - Braveheart's in the past man, och toots

[marcN19]

Ignore them...if we acted like this they would call us racist. Its better we enjoy their envy of us and just over look the comments...

[oldmanmcglinchy]

check our channel, new sketch scottish ametuer scenes

[ChrisMcewan2oo9]

EK FTW, YA BAS!

[doeelectro]

braw as fuck :)

[MrWulfman78]

am gonna shag ya maw

[ladymellreid]

This song is only funny coz every scottish person knows somebody like this!! PMSL!!! Love it

[Slasherzza]

Does anyone have the lyrics for this? I'm an Aussie and I cannot grasp what he's saying at all. :P

[amck63]

HI I i am Scottish do you want me to translate lol

[Slasherzza]

Haha! Yes please, actually. :P

[amck63]

go to hear you karaoke ya bo bags and get the good version with subtitles

[scrotis1]

Neds are to stupid to understand that he's ripping the P out them.

[wezzy1983]

oh and almost forgot "fuck scottish people"? if you want to insult the country that has invented 90% of the worlds modern technology fire away,

just incase you think im being bais im half english and trust me its embarresing to admit

[mt2oo8secondary]

@wezzy1983 Scotlands a great country, the people that live there are idiots though

[wezzy1983]

@mt2oo8secondary totaly agree 99.9% of them are lol

[mt2oo8secondary]

@wezzy1983 Wow really? i was expecting a FULL CAP LOCK RAGE from you, lol

[wezzy1983]

@mt2oo8secondary fuck no as you said the country is great would be fucking perfect is they sorted out some chemical castration for the scumbags, i dont class many of its inhabitants as being scottish just wankers n slappers or almost forgot polish lol

[stglhor1zon]

"To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life". this video proves it. I lived in Scotland for 6 years and it was shit. The only good place is Edinburgh and that's only because there are no Scots there apart from in the scabby edges.

[wezzy1983]

@stglhor1zon & 19jojo93. clueless much? these "neds" in this video (apart from the wee man hes an actor) are exactly the same as the chavs you have down south, they make up about 20% of glasgows very friendly population so go fuck you'reselfs and if you look at the population difference between north n south technicaly England has more fags like this than scotland does . chances are you're both chavs or have been at one point so dont tar us all with the same brush thick cunts

[globaltraveller]

"To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life".

Except, for the rest of the world outside England, it would be something you couldn't even give away.

[ZH1794]

You have serious issues my friend. Can't you see that this guy's taking the piss out of a minority of Scottish people. I'm born and bred in Inverness, but you're probably too ignorant to know where that is. The English are pretty quick to criticise Scots, but when do you ever hear us complain about the fact that you've never chipped in to invent something for the British population. I'm only 15, you're probably 30 but the English education system is so poor(Yes, we ARE clever)you seem about 13.

[stglhor1zon]

I love you Scots. You have great comedy value.

[doeelectro]

get a sense of humour ya nobber and a sense of satarical sarcasm . this wee man is more funny than your comment :p

[jackglen666]

@stglhor1zon you are a wank stain, i bet when you stayed here in Scotland ( thats if you really did stay here ) you stayed in your house all the time because you are shit scared you'd get your cunt kicked in ya prick.

[marcN19]

Is that because Glasgow is full of retards like you?

[jackglen666]

@marcN19 i'm not from glasgow i'm from fife you fuckin arse bandit, some english are alright but most are like you fuckin inbread sister fuckers, prick

[marcN19]

Have you tried valium ?

[19jojo93]

People are trying too hard to show their accent on this video

Fuck scottish people!

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

He's an actor you fucking moron, plus some people do have really strong accents, moron.

[Greg21240]

People claim I have a bad scottish accent, people do have accents very similar.

[gilliannnnnn]

@19jojo93

fuck yourself :)

some folk sound like this pal, so wit you on aboot?

[eastadam]

I'm not scottish, but I lived there and they are like my brothers and sisters, so if u insult them like this ever again, i swear to your moms life i'll find you and rip your fcking heart and tounge out!

[marcN19]

I think you will find that it is the Scottish who started this...as ever

[19jojo93]

Hahaha gtfo ya knobs :L

Im scottish as well, I live in Edinburgh, just talking about people trying their hardest to type with a scottish accent

[Daggerwound100]

@19jojo93 im gonna 2nd this, Edinburgh ftw!

[cptgree]

well get tae fuk and watch yer english shite ya prick

[thebigtenincher]

we want a date get ur rat oooot rite oot fae livi girls

[AbhiB]

Those Scottish birds look alright at 01.36

[CruorSonitus]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[JamesGod08]

I was like, that is pure mad hanging out the back of your grandmother, like YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[willfox12345]

Yeah im glad im not an englisman, but some of the other scottish people commenting on this video are fucking embarrasing me.

[marcN19]

tell me about it....

[TheJtf1234]

@marcN19 hey tit heid stop slagging neds and glasgow or il slag u and yer maw wee man retards is it the only retard on youtube is u ya mad gimp

[marcN19]

@TheJtf1234 am no slaggin aff Glesga ye wee prick....a wiz slaggin aff some fanny oan ere.

git ye facts in order

[TheJtf1234]

@marcN19 get yer fukin act in order or yer gettin a chib ryt are yer fukin face

[marcN19]

@TheJtf1234 git tae fek...uv bin watchin tae many episodes of Still Game ye bam ye

[marcN19]

@TheJtf1234 @TheJtf1234 am no slaggin aff Glesga ye wee prick....a wiz slaggin aff some fanny oan ere.

git ye facts in order

[Jam3s5691]

ME XD

[sarahbearno1]

any1 else think he's quite hot?

[kirstycxo]

YOWKKK :D

Wee dafty ;)

x

[Brooke818x]

lmao

[andybremner123]

english wankers haha youse are aw mad rockets :D

[AndYaa01]

omfg the english are fcking retards, ahnn scotlands hu est because you get everyting you ever wanted ahn it's daaa place tae bee who's with me ???? say me if ur from scotland !!

[mleugh666]

Me! xD

[yoss1978]

You gotta be fucking joking me, i had the 'honour' of working for over a year in Glasgow. No offence, anywhere north of Stirling is gods country, but Glasgow is a scab on the arse of the world.

[blankrandombored]

if you had to ask the rest of the world it would be england thats the scab pmsl

[marcN19]

@yoss1978 What happened to you in Glasgow ? Jeeee man it sounds like you had it bad

[mranderson1337XD]

we bet ye english dicks in a bloody war so fuck u all tae hell!

[xxJennyVidsxx]

To all the mad englisg twats! The wee man is for a joke btw! Scottish people aren't actually like that! He's taking the piss out of neds you twats!

[k1ll3r5c07736]

english folk shag deed folk

[mirsh123]

great song man,fuk aw ya english picks!

[Ballsosteel123]

the fuck you talking bout ya prick?

[yourmumisadick]

scotland will always remain englands jelous little brother , fucking cunts are alwys sour against the english probably cos they wish they were us

[mirsh123]

ur of ur nut mate we fukin laugh at u and ur pussy talk... were fukin glad we aint english thank the fukin lord

[yourmumisadick]

how can you say that when your mc's copy our mc's prick

[Sema4UK]

There is only one bad thing about Scotland.... and thats their next door neighbours !

[youngturksrule]

naw big man who the fuck wants tae take 5 mins to say toilet? wit that fucked accent and u cunts canny fight alot are posh basterds and lyk mirsh said thank the fuckin lord ya wee fanny haha english shity scum

[marcN19]

May God forgive you

[cookiedoh101]

@youngturksrule Fuckin well said mate!

[mleugh666]

You're quite the ignorant fucker now aren't you? :)

Proud Scot!

[rollerScot89]

haha

bawbag!

[chefadong]

great stuff chaps

[paulaw15]

LoveVideoArt take a first class glesga fuck tae yur sell ya fucking wankstain

[xdawnie1234x]

hawl english cuntos!!

' don't gees any yer dont gees any yer don't gees any yer shite !'

[BrokenFangProduction]

english cuntz! :)

[OriginalGodly]

dumb fuck hes fa glasgow scotland!

[BrokenFangProduction]

umm.. im fae stirling i waz sayin tht aboot the english cunts who were commentin shite

yaa bass

[chefadong]

lol

[heavymetal999]

i cant believe people think this is a real person. its a mosher taking the piss out of a ned. how can people not tell!!

[xXMWIX]

@heavymetal999 naw it no he s a comedian a went to see him not tht long ago in jonglers defos not mosher anywho

[fukmegurlz]

@heavymetal999 lols its not no mosh mosh mush wee man iz a ned you douche check his fkin interview ya retard

[spacebeaver9]

@fukmegurlz are you stupid that so called interveiw looks fucking fake to me mean not the interveiw but the person plus wheres the fucking scar on his face ae, aye, fought so so fuck off

[heavymetal999]

@fukmegurlz hmm. well theres this thing called acting? yknow, its just about everywhere you see?

[fukmegurlz]

@heavymetal999 i art a fkin retard nd ano what e iz av fkin seen him in maryhill

[TheMikemurderer]

@heavymetal999 IS THIS THE SCOTISH devo??

[Lexxxicide]

@TheMikemurderer Yeah man, that's exactly right. I hadn't seen this in about three years until somebody posted it on Facebook, but I remember plenty of times hearing it played on mobile phones by chavs in 2008. I wasn't sure if they realised it was taking the piss out of them or not. Search "Wee man interview in full", he talks about the Labyrinth and such.

[AuldCrazyEyes]

Anyone that doesn't find the Wee Man funny needs a good kick up the arse. He's nailed the ned patter to a T. Fucking HaHa i say. HA FUCKIN HA AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T FUCKIN WATCH FUCKERS!!!

[LaurenAllisonx]

aw ae yees get a grip fs cheers everycunt thts sittin bein awryt aboot eh video fs yous kin aw take it as a joke. :-)) , ya mad goons fs hes noh a real ned fs he makes videos tae be funny :-) ,

[JasperMUFC]

fuck you english basturds yeh kin get yer self ae fuck ! :))

[izopticfanboy]

@JasperMUFC yeah, fuck u 2 for being like a gay dick all ur life

[MaroonArmy1874]

fucking nobend someone please put a bullet in his heed!

[JoyDivisionSouth]

yer...

chav, casuals=scum

the white suit looks a bit ''rent boyish'' to me...

lady sovereign the 2nd...

i love scotland/dundee but these wnkrs piss me right off..

a bullet in numpty head is what is needed

[LoveVideoArt]

fucking hilarious....I'll teach you for stealing my weed

[LLPP08]

You Vids Are Great (:

[DRUMCHAPELTHUGZ]

aw shup ya fuckin idiot :-)) its a hevy bam up ese no a real cunt y lie boot shit lat :-)):-))

[samnicol]

ha ha iv smashed his head in pmsl he isint all he makes himself out 2 be lmfao

[Stark118]

aye sure ye did ya hevy geek eez no even a real ned eez a comedian ya fuckin wank bag so git tay fuck n stop yer lies ya wee mutt

[MaroonArmy1874]

a comedian? haha hes a wanker mare like

[Smithy16]

hahaha!! cus they am acey!! n i can put um on ma ipod or sumin :)

[Smithy16]

:) ya shud send me some ov ya vidz or sumin :) plzzzzzzzzz

[Deano2606]

why shud i send you my vids ?

[JonathanLunchbox]

@Deano2606 despite the fact that you posted that 2 years ago, I will still reply.

If you don't send the video, we will STEALL THE VIDEO

[Smithy16]

pretty cool :)

[Deano2606]

thanks

[Smithy16]

ya welcome!! all ya vids am cool :) keep it up :D

[Deano2606]

i will do thanks