Corny Jokes for Corny Folks: Whatever Shucks Your Corn! (Or Cleans Your Room)

[RamenCupSW]

Are you still dating Brett??? :0

[MarleneTheMalicious]

@glenjaminrex Ahh, that'll be so very, extreemly, unbelievably embarrassing though ><'' Dancing is beyond fun, even though I may look like an idiot, hehe.

I spelt your name wrong... That was rude of me, sorry.

[MarleneTheMalicious]

@glanjaminrex Ahh, that'll be so very, extreemly, unbelievably embarrassing though ><'' Dancing is beyond fun, even though I may look like an idiot, hehe.

[superdeejay8]

wow hi glenn! wat college dooo you go too.. come help me! :D ucsd is close to me

[razzleandbedazzle]

@glenjaminrex GLEN! YOU SO ADAROBABLE!!! in a lot of ways!!!(but ur not as adorable as my chihuahua) maraming salamat!! :D

[kripazznigga211]

usually you asian are the help, lol.

[10047994]

My room is like that most of the time as well. haha

You make me smile =]

[SpasticFlailure]

Dear Glen,

You have motivated me to clean my room. (God help me...) Also, I believe I've said this before, but I'm so happy you're making more videos. They make my day. :D

Love Me.

(I feel like I've left this comment before...haha...)

[derebin]

I'm a bad person.

I thought your bird friend was supposed to be a muslim and that's why you called him "Haji"

:<

Sorry...

I MEAN LOOK HE HAS A TURBAN AND A BEARD AND A COMICALLY LARGE NOSE AND EVERYTHING GIMME A BREAK JEEZ

[glenjaminrex]

@derebin hahaha. I was going for Hadji from Jonny Quest--(you know...the Hin-dude?) lol

"Sim Sim Sala bim!"

Ohh, Hanna Barbera Cartoons. :]...

...And Break officically given...Here's a kit-kat bar!

[derebin]

@glenjaminrex

Stop making me miss my childhood!!

I mean I was a bit too young for Johnny Quest but damn if I miss that Hanna lady that outro'd all my shows.

Dexter's Lab, powerpuff girls, Courage... where'd you all go guys? ;_;

Now I'm depressed

gimme that kitkat bar nomnomnom I'll eat the pain away >:')

[glenjaminrex]

@derebin omg, I absolutely LOVE Dexter's Lab and PPG (esPECIALLY PPG)...they had such adult themes masked in the show...like the one where Sedusa was Ms. Bellum...and then the whole shot with the mayor and the pencil in the sharpener...classic porn angle...holy GUACAmole! Love it. :]

Now *I'M* depressed! It's all garbage and awfulness on Cartoon Network--with the exception of Adventure time...PLUS they have HUMAN shows now-on "CARTOON NETWORK?!?!" ::HUFF, HUFF, HUFF:: okay okay, calm thoughts

[derebin]

@glenjaminrex

I don't remember that scene

Was too young to be picking out potential porn angles dammit!! >.<

And bitch don't be dissing Chowder and Flapjack. Although you love Adventure Time so I'll refrain from slapping your shit. ^____^

... nnnngh and those ~other~ shows are not to be mentioned. ever.

[glenjaminrex]

@derebin omg! I totally forgot about those! Oh no no NO no no! Those were NOT included in the crap cartoon network stuff bin.--I also love the venture bro's and squidbillies.

[derebin]

@glenjaminrex

:O

Wow you're quick. (and have good taste!)

I feel like I've had you waiting for two hours while I went and did other stuff.

sah-ry :<

[bobbylizziebeebop]

I only know one corny joke... and I don't know if its a joke... or corny... but chyeah:

Sex is like maths, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply... is that joke? iunnno? anyway... you rock, I'mma show this to more intellectual people and maybe then I'll get the other jokes... ^^

[glenjaminrex]

@bobbylizziebeebop OMFG! I absolutely LOVE it! I'm adding this to my little notebook of perverse jokes/anecdotes--(I go to lots of cocktail parties.)

[miazaki65]

WOW! really, that is Corny. but its true. you clean like i clean, barely :)

[glenjaminrex]

@miazaki65 hahaha. You can see what levels of devastation my room gets in in my FACE down ASS up!!! video. Except that was shot a year ago, and since then I've accumulated a TON of crap. I only do laundry in multiples of 9. And I have a deluxe sized washer. Wow. I'm a filthy pig--no wonder kermit hat loves me so. :(

[pegsmegs17]

10th! I should get a prize now!

[skullgryd]

here's the best corny joke ever... and it's also a dirty one! \o/

... a white horse fell in the mud! POW! cornynessnessness FTW! XD

[glenjaminrex]

@skullgryd Ahahah, I love it marge! Okay. Here's another corny joke:

An Orange and a banana are at the beach tanning, when a turd in the water says,

"Come on in, guys, the water's fine."

And then the banana turns to the orange and says...

"Can you believe this crap?"

[raynbow105]

This was... Revealing. Haji's poor little eyes must have seen things no beautiful birds made out of shovels should ever see. I'd say the same about Kermit but I'm guessing he loved every minute of it!

[glenjaminrex]

@raynbow105 That fuzzy green perv. He always has that sick sadistic smile on his face. Really kills the mood...

[MarleneTheMalicious]

I think my brain must be on a little trip today as I did not get the joke... xD My clothes are always all over the floor, except for a this little spot, 'cause I have to have some space for my "random-dance-routine-moments"­, lol.

[glenjaminrex]

@MarleneTheMalicious Marlene, You have to HAVE TO have to record some of your random-dance-routine-moments!!­! I'll put it in a dance party vid! :]

[nakedmusi]

Hilare!

[glenjaminrex]

@nakedmusi Thanks. I love the song in your Random life of S vid! Gwen Stefani! Love the eyes! :] So mysterious!

[MuffinzRmylife]

second

[glenjaminrex]

@MuffinzRmylife Lol, Digging the Tiara Picture. Are muffins really your life? I have some killer recipes! We should swap sometime! :D

[0503892811]

first

[glenjaminrex]

@0503892811 You are definitely not the tortoise in this race...That was super fast, mysterious person! And you are a fan of the Detective Conan?!?! I should start watching it. You ever seen Fruits Basket or Witch Hunter Robin?

[0503892811]

@glenjaminrex i dont watch anime that much but witch hunter looks interesting. on and did anyone tell before that you sounds like shane dawson ?

[glenjaminrex]

@0503892811 Like shane dawson? No, I can't say I have. I love the way his Shaynaynay character talks. Because I actually know some people who talk that way!