Project: Rant - RANT 085: F&%$ You, Dog Owners

[L33TH47]

you remind me of adam ferrara..lol

[spudly62]

Love it!! Try having four barking dogs at your fence (wire frame). I hate dogs!!

[astalivista121]

whoever writes that shit .. let me tell you one thing 'FUCK CATS'

[Colddeed]

I can certainly relate to this video. I hate being awoken by dog barking early in the morning. I have chronic insomnia so sleep is hard enough as it is.

Another pet peeve of mine are people who let their dogs run loose in public, and let them bother other passers by

It seems Lots of dog owners simply can't be bothered to train their dogs properly. Why inconvenience themselves when they can inconvenience those around them?. Pretty damn selfish if you ask me.

[LucaviAD]

So much win

[Backwardskey]

I guess you could say..

*puts on sunglasses*

His bark was a little worse than his bite!

ZAAAAAAABAAAANNN.

[evilbeaver181]

I now will kill a cat for u.

[augustgirl1998]

Tonight, i'll be blowing an air horn outside ya window. At 2 a.m.! Oh yeah.!

[owlelfox]

um. . . . he's cute.

[kc8nqa]

I also have fuckin lazy, slob neighbors with ass hole dogs that bark ALL day like their retarded. Again - People are so lazy, stupid and inconsiderate, it makes sick - Retarded Lazy BASTARDS!!!!!!

AND - I also have fuckin lazy, slob neighbors with ass hole kids that sound and act like their retarded. People are so lazy, stupid and inconsiderate, it makes sick - Retarded Lazy BASTARDS!!!!!!

Duh, What, Huh? Dog bark? huh?

Kids, noise what?

Fuckin Retards!!!!!

[kc8nqa]

Love it - Couldnt have said it better myself. YOU ROCK!!!!!

[mohaamarvel]

Dog walkers = pure selfish! They allow their noise machines do as they please, s**t, bite, stink, all over our beautiful parks, gardens, streets and other public beauty spots. Also, whats the deal with picking your dogs s**t up in a bag then slinging it into a hedge? Not everyone likes your pet! And if you do insist on having them in public; KEEP THEM MUZZLED AND STOP THEM FReAKING JUMPING ALL OVER US PEOPLE THAT DO NOT LIKE YOUR MUTTS! Such freaking annoying and selfish people!

[accordguy0325]

This guy looks like a dog - and not the good kind.

[motorbreath1983]

Agreed.

[quidproquo2004]

I totally agree with this guy.

[MrZebrazpwnu]

dogs are awsome 

[pjautuvas]

Thumbs up for his sideburns

[IGotsAMouthForWar]

this is why we keep my dog inside most of the night

[liljohnnotbigjohn]

holy crap, its Keanu Reeves with emotional range!

[gaara4evaandeva]

This guy looks like neo from the matrix haha :)

[TheTortugaTanker]

This one is epic!!! So true and just THINKING about what he's going through pisses me off b/c I know the same!

[jorgekluney]

Sounds like the guys accent changes a bit.

[RettroTopp]

I bet it would be awesome if he said "You lookin at me? YOU LOOKIN AT ME?"

[Chicanana21]

Awwwww I love this one  lol

[chalkituptoboredom]

Man do I know how this feels. ONE of my neighbors has a F%^ hound dog. It bays incessantly several times a day and is annoying as hell. Oh and you so called dog owners? standing in the door way and yelling at your dog to "shut up" isn't going to work. They don't speak english you morons. Try actually giving your dog something to do besides stand around and bark all day.

[AM2prunejuice]

this one has a good point to it. it's lazy owners.

[kingcherub]

I love his accent. He sound Like Bill the Butcher fro Gangs of New York.

[tinkerbom]

I am a dog owner and a dog lover - and I agree with most of this rant. Your dog's behavior *does* reflect on you, and it *is* your responsibility to train them. And that goes just as much for little dogs as big ones. If my 90 pound dog behaved like your 4 pound inbred psych case, someone would have called the cops by now.

[Jifcrunch79]

My neighbors are like that except it's their kids. They let their kids out at the crack of dawn and they just scream and scream until 8 or 9 o'clock at night. Not to mention their shrill little voices are the most annoying sound on the planet. But when I turn up my music to cover up their screams, what do they do? Call the fucking police. Thank goodness I'll be moving in a few more years.

[KillItAndBurnIt]

Man, that's one interesting accent that guy has. I was kinda sad when I realized it wasn't his real one :(

[bluexqueen]

hes cute

[dorgrim]

This guy is great. I could see him saying this right to the faces of the dog owners and not missing a beat. That stare of pure anger is really pure awesome.

[Veekator]

LOL 1st fence to fence dog conference...LOL

[ZomgPHAIL]

-.- i completely understand this rant... my 2 side neighbors have dogs and so do the people that live behind us.. every... single.. day.. at 6 a.m. they bark and bark.. and bark... and bark...

[weaselychicken]

is this uncensored on your website?

[killgore2100]

im the guy he hates :)

[abbyful]

As a dog owner, I love this. I hate when people don't train their dogs and let them bark for hours on end!

[swlover1]

this and the newpaper delivery boy are my favorites

[commedykid]

I am a dog owner and I absolutely love this. Someone with a true sense of humor can take a joke directed towards them once in a while. Keep making me laugh Project Rant.

How about making a rant about old ladies and their stupid cats? My teacher makes us touch her dead stuffed cat lol

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@commedykid What? That is creepy. Write it up and submit it. We have a form on our site, projectrant(dot)com. Thanks for watching!

[AnnieNM06]

unless you have a dog of your own, you can't possibly understand anything, so STFU

[ncfwhitetigress]

i wonder if you are allowed to call the police with a noise complaint in this case...

[MrVashTHT]

true

[FreeAtLast111]

!@#$ you i love dogs

[ProjectRANT]

@FreeAtLast111 To be fair to the person who wrote the rant in the first place - they don't have an issue with any of the dogs, just with their owners. Thanks for watching!

[Mikuruification]

@ProjectRANT

just put out an Executive order to have them Extradited As Detainee's to Abu ghraib.

From there you will higher Contractors to interrogate Via Water-Boarding....

[rayefirerobin]

This guy is fucking hot... I will never EVER let my dog out in the morning, ANY THEY DON'T EVEN BARK OUTSIDE!

Love you <3

[pointinXlaughin]

Should do a rant about living in apartments beside people who live on third shift, my neighbors hate me lol

[usdragonflies]

I really enjoy this actor!

[cyhiraethbanshee]

This is precisely the reason I go out WITH my dog in the morning, to make sure she doesn't bark at the neighbors' dogs.

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

There are a few actors that you guys use that I just really love. Like this guy. He wins.

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@ThumbprintTheatrics Cool, we'll let him know.  So...what does he win? Thanks for watching!

[TheStingray456]

I sent in a rant, i sent it a few weeks ago, does that mean u guys didn't decide 2 do it?

[ProjectRANT]

@TheStingray456 Not at all. We do get a lot of submissions and we are still reading through many that have been sent in. We are going to publish most people's rants as text on our site, but there was a span of a few weeks where we had some technical issues. You can always resubmit the rant if you think we missed it. In the end we can only choose about 50 rants a year to shoot, but we hope we can start making more next year. Thanks for watching and ranting!

[TheTwistedNuts]

I like this guy

He wins

[elmoschick95]

o yay he got over his constipation and i think he's done masturbating woo!!!

[technicolorzombies]

......is this Starburns from Community??

[BladeofSorrow7]

Thats one of the many things I will never miss about living in a trailer park, incessant dog barking. Bonus points for the rottweiler that escaped from my neighors yard and bit me in the leg on my own damn porch. Oh and random drunks trying to break my door down at 3 am because they just know that asshole joe (not me) lives here and I should open up. Bonus points to me for the one that did get the door open and got to look down the barrel of my 45 cal Kimber, in my living room - priceless

[Mikej1592]

I I konw, I want to punch so many dog owners on my street, I dont fucking want to get up that gawd damn early on my days off fucktards have some comon decency for fuck sake or I'm gona do what he suggests, blow an air horn outside your bedroom window at 2am. :-) thanks project rant for the good advice on how to handel stupid people!!!

[charmed2121]

haha. hilarious I want to join that guy at 2 am with airhorns..firecrackers and whatever the hell else makes a shit ton of noise :D

[H4CK3R117]

lol hilarious. "And thanks for the early wake up call" I like the way he did this

[Narutorocks143]

there should be a rant about facebook changeing so much

[Howcast]

I love good rant, this guy must feel awesome

[therealsum0kat]

i love this guy's voice. It makes me so happy.

[TheLonersManual]

Do you lace your videos with crack? They are addicting, and I need a fix... :( Please? I suck yo dick.... :O

[VlVlsectVI]

His shirt is pretty cool.

[MakeYourself1987]

This guy who does the rants is pretty damn funny haha

[vearheart42]

I live next to 3 German Shepereds, a miniature Dachshund, and no name no breed Amalgamation of an animal all of which bark constantly. . . At each other, and yes I

, between both of the houses so when ever the dogs see eacher they bark like crazy. When I need to go outside and use my cell phone. . .There they are. . . When I need to study biology there they are. When ever I'm taking a shit, there they are.

Fuck dogs.

[Pollyanna390]

I love these Project Rant videos, they make me laugh so hard my face goes red but i could do with out all the cussing.

[sungyultaylor]

I love this rant!!! Keep them coming! More profane rants!!

[crazyamygamer]

Yah def. a reflection on the owners, cuz our dogs hardly bark...

[MomoGasumi]

I can't explain why but this guy just seems really hot...

[PRINCESSROCKYT]

chained to the tree!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[FlynDice]

Seriously. I know someone who's had a dog for years who used to be played with all the time, and now he's completely ignored. Like, completely. The other day a tornado came in and I was like "Don't forget to bring in the dog." and she's like "No, I don't feel like getting rained on." I don't think I need to comment further....

[TheGameHippo]

This guy is my favorite actor of all the actors and actresses you've filmed. I can't tell you how many times I've proclaimed how much "I hate pennies" when looking at the pile on my desk, or how many time's I've shouted "WHOOOOAAAHHHH! What the fuck is that?!" when seeing a non-zero number next to the trans-fat.

Use this guy more often!

[FaultyParadise]

@cjc813 woahhhhh

[RoxDaSoxOff]

YOU LIKE LIKE THE GUY FROM X MEN :D

[mayasplee1]

Mutton chops yum...

[KillItAndBurnIt]

Oh noes! This is the last episode! MAKE MORE, QUICK! :O

[KillItAndBurnIt]

I find this guy hilarious for some reason. His accent maybe? Hm..

[phewd]

Let this guy know, you can never have too many "f*cks" in a rant. Good show!

[Lealan786]

Finally, a good rant! The last ones have kinda sucked.

[TheSicklish]

that guy looks like all the human matrix charachters put together

[FromTheBXToTheNP]

I love how he says that last line so camley without any raise in his tone

"tonight......I'll be blowing an airhorn.....outside your window.....at 2 am." *SIP*

Lmfao

[forresta4]

fuck you, too!

[FinalFictionX]

@TheRealBrad good thing your face is absolutely perfect to make up for the rest of us.

[ProjectRANT]

@FinalFictionX ZINGGGG! ;)

[sailorqueen2013]

I'm really feeling this rant. I don't like people that don't train their dogs and let them run crazy. The only time my dog barks are when someone knocks on the door or when she sees a squirrel XD

[RabidBunnySlippers]

since when do you guys bleep the word asshole?

[ProjectRANT]

@RabidBunnySlippers Hmm. Good question. Not sure on that one. We are "self-censoring" so maybe we just got a little happy with the bleep button in editing this time. :)

[westindixie]

love this guy, hes gotta be my favorite ranter

[MFINN23]

Air horns are the solution to everything that annoys you lol. I just might start walking around with an air horn to out annoy everyone that bothers me.

[ArbyWanKenobi]

The funny thing is that I'm that guy that he's talking about.

[DemonicSymphonic]

dudes you gotta leave the censoring out..thats the best part

[ProjectRANT]

@DemonicSymphonic Sorry, we know a lot of people feel that way, but we really feel it is funnier this way. 

[rozzywawa203]

wow i was going to put almost this excat rant up :D except my neighbors dogs come to my yard and try to kill me.

[ProjectRANT]

@rozzywawa203 Yikes. You might want to get an airhorn. And some mace. And a gun. Or something.

[666slink]

good one!

[angelheaven101]

Is it just me or does he remind you of snape?

[markquimby82]

where do you submit a rant?

[0Frankthepimp0]

@markquimby82 Project rant.com

[ProjectRANT]

@0Frankthepimp0 Danke!

[joealanouf]

wolvreen lookin motha fucka

[xADayWellWastedx]

I like your mutton chops.

[Inviz528]

It looks like someone just cut holes out of his eyes.

[1435kimmi]

I thought he was great loved this one...

[nxsbrute]

lol he's good

[avenueyay]

You guys should totally rant on how every 2 fucking weeks now, youtube decides to add new gay ass effects to there site. That would be soooooo awesome!

[firemenskelly]

I liked the rant, to be honest ilike when the girls rant because typically cause they go into that "crazy bitch mode" and its uber funny, but this guy did a good job, keep up the good work!

PS "crazy bitch mode does exist, and i meant it lightly

[ProjectRANT]

@firemenskelly Not offended, we (and our lady actors) know what you mean!

[Ohgaaa87]

i cant figure wat kinda accent he has

[ProjectRANT]

@Ohgaaa87 Let us know when you figure it out!

[KBCanimations]

@ProjectRANT Brooklyn i think

[Ohgaaa87]

@Ohgaaa87 its like sometimes english, brooklyn, boston, southern, and like something else....

[libbyried]

@Ohgaaa87 It sounds slightly Italian. It sounds like the cake boss. . .or snookie.

[verynicelookingguy]

@Ohgaaa87 It's called Southern Bronxes.

[charmed2121]

@Ohgaaa87 it might be welsh or irish..i havent decided which

[charmed2121]

@Ohgaaa87 I think its welch or irish..but Im just guessing

[TheOverduebooks9]

@Ohgaaa87 english accent it sounds like to me but im not sure.

[andyyychi]

most bleep i heard in a video lol

[superdancer983]

my whole street.

every.fucking.day.

couldn't agree more with this :) i think i'll try the airhorn thing

[Robert697]

I think I'll do a rant on my neighbor's cat who sits on top of my car, and sprays my front door, marking his territory.

[ProjectRANT]

@Robert697 Do you live next to us? Same thing here.

[cheezymouse297]

The actor in this video has beautiful hair.

[kurtismg]

southern+some kinda british+19th century american+new york+boston= his accent

[ProjectRANT]

@kurtismg You left out Canadian. ;)

[kurtismg]

@kurtismg ha... i got 11 thumbs up.. never happend before lol

[verynicelookingguy]

@kurtismg No, it's southern Bronxas.

[OchipchipO]

The actor looks like someone who belongs on true blood XD

[Ray2noly]

oh my gasp he's talking about my family and there F***ing dog

[5hutupl1nda]

The actor is gorgeous

[Shortwhitedoood91]

To get rid of THE GRAY BAR...... in the URL you will have something like this in the second half "1&videos=BZouQMBPE3w&feature=­feedu" see the "&" between the "1" and "video" delete it... then refresh the page. NO MORE GRAY BAR!!! :D

[Acapulco562]

@Shortwhitedoood91 iLy!!!!! lol

[Azurehaseo7]

This rant is so truthful.

[screwtwilight]

Cool eyes(:

[Ngelcanfly]

you guys should make a rant about old people fighting.. omg that's just horrible 0.0

[ProjectRANT]

@Ngelcanfly Like cage fighting? If so, we want to see that! Thanks for the comment!

[missvarietychannel]

i love this guys voice/accents

[TrevortIn]

@missvarietychannel Absolutely, he has a lovely clean accent. :D

[FlutePlayingBabe]

Why is it that when I watched this I payed to attention to what he said, but I kept starring at his eyes? o.o

[stingstungme]

Confused here. Fence to fence dog fight? So his dogs are fighting with their dogs through the fence? Why doesn't he keep his dogs in the house so when the neighbors let their dogs out, their wont be a confrontation.

[FlutePlayingBabe]

@stingstungme Idk about the 2nd comment, the a "fence to fence dog fight" isn't literal. He means they fight by barking.

[SonoFilms]

my sister is one of those dog owners, i feel the guy who posted that rant's pain

[ForceRecon198]

There should be a rant about the grey bar on YouTube! ! !

[stingstungme]

@ForceRecon198 Oh hell yeah! I logged in about 20 minutes ago and was damn near going to unsubscribe from everyone just to get rid of it.

Have a feeling that it would still be there though. Lol

Gotta have my Glozell, Project Rant, Tna wrestling, and failblog so no unsubscribing.

[ROLLGRAB]

@ForceRecon198 This fucking bar has been annoying me for 2 weeks now and it seems like 5 years.

[avenueyay]

@ForceRecon198 ommmmggg i was just about to say that!

[madgamerzomah]

i have dogs, and they dont bark incessantly. this has to be the most stupid rant ever. if your train your dogs correctly, they wont bark, but this video makes it seem like even if your dogs dont bark your still a shithole.

[TheIzabela]

@madgamerzomah

Really? Cause what 'I' got from this rant is that he's just pissed off about the people who DON'T train their dogs correctly.

[stingstungme]

@madgamerzomah Note the time of the day they are being let out. They get let out at 6am while he is still sleeping and they raise a ruckus.

He hates being awaken by those rooster mutts. I feel bad for him.

[robomaniac8]

I don't like the title of this rant, you make it sound like this guy Hates everyone that owns dogs.

[ProjectRANT]

@robomaniac8 That was the title of the rant as it was submitted. We try to keep it as close to the original as possible. Just how we roll. Thanks for the comment!

[uGLYbABY531]

this guy got em sideburns

[aRawBlondeAngel]

i have no fenced in yard, so i'm always there to watch my dog and keep her safe and well behaved. she rarely gets the urge to go crazy and bark at others...... i am a very lucky dog owner in that respect.

[EJWantsACookie]

THANK YOU! for this rant I even said to this website to put a rant like this :)

[TheAeroTurtle]

Thanks! I need to get up at 2 AM and my alarm clock isn't working.

;D

[ratedtriplex]

sooooo, u guys gonna do a project rant from jessi slaughter's father?

[ratedtriplex]

heeey, somebody get this man a beer lol.

hell, my roommate got so tired of one of our neighbors a behind having a barking dog that he'd yell out the door SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP!!! i guess they'd run out and bring the dog side because it would stop. after about a week i think they got rid of it

[SlaughteredInside]

Good rant. Dogs are great. But when you dont teach and train them how to act they get out of hand. Animal neglect shouldnt be the dogs problem. If you cant take care of it, dont buy one.

[cornej92]

Best rant yet!

[MarthHasUTubeToo]

"Fuckhead-asshole" is my new favorite word

[TehSmellulare]

Back in the day whenever you heard a dog bark you knew the shit was about to hit the fan. Sittin around the campfire 10,000 years ago and then the dogs go off; you know a tiger, or a snake, or a neaderthal was lurking in the shadows. What if aliens showed up on your block tomorrow night? Wouldn't you want the neighborhood dogs barking, alerting you to the potential danger...?

Checkmate guy.

[ArcherKJ7512]

@TehSmellulare If thats true then aliens are in my neighbors backyard every night.

[PlatypusGuitar]

I have the exact same problem. I love dog, I just hate dumb fucks who cant raise them properly. this guy understands. finally someone that understands!

[RemTheMulatto]

This dude looks like Bill Compton in the 70s.. #trueblood

[RemTheMulatto]

Whoa.. a dude..

[JazeEraze]

his eyes are asymmetrical !!! His right eye is higher on his head than his left eye. AHHHHHH!

[pyruscollectorx]

@JazeEraze now hes gunna make a rant about u :D

[Heistmnky]

@JazeEraze I wanna poke it with a mothafucking stick!

No JK.

[nerdsLOVEnerdsCRY]

i want this guy to be my conceince, MAYBE i'd listen to it then.

audio s3xxx in a bottle XD